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Attempt number one. Hi, This is Dieuwke speaking and I`m walking towards the house of Vegeta and Bulma. I hope they`re home. Wait a minute, I hear yelling coming from inside. “Vegeta, you promised.” I think this was Bulma. “Woman!” This is Vegeta. No doubt about that. “There`s no way that I`m gonna play with Bra and her stupid dolls.” Yep, this is definitly Vegeta. I walk towards the door and I knock on it. “Knock knock”. “Who the heck is it?” If I want that interview, I better not get Vegeta angry, so I’ll answer in a very polite way (I think). “This is Dieuwke. Can I have an interview with you mister Vegeta?” “No, now leave.” What a jerk. But I`m not leaving yet. “Please mister Vegeta. I`ll leave as soon as I`m done.” I say. “Hmmpf, what ever.” Vegeta says and openes the door. Yes! I`m in! I walk into the house. It`s huge! “Gosh, what a beautiful house.” I say, just to suck up to Vegeta. “You fool! You only say that to suck up to me!” Shit, he`s on to me. “Eh, yes sorry.” I say to be sure he doesn`t throw me out. “You`re just afraid I throw you out.” #$%^&*^%$#!!!!! “Woman, when are you going to start asking me those fucking questions? I don`t have all day. If you don`t start right now, I`ll BLAST YOU!!!” I`m beginning to sweat. “Eh, eh I, eh, question one.” “Finally.” Vegeta glares at me. I almost faint. “H-h-how does i-it feel t-to be so much more p-powerful tha- than most people a-are?” I read from my notes. I wrote my questions down. I`m briljant! sigh. “It`s suposed to be this way. I`m the royal prince Vegeta and I`m much more important than you losers.” Yeah, right. I think. Apparently, I also have the yeah right look on my face, because Vegeta picks me up (I`m in his arms! Wauw!) and he throws me to the wall. I land hard. Man, what a headache. Bra comes running in. She lookes so cute! She starts hugging Vegeta`s
leg. “I like your pants, daddy.” She says. I`m trying really hard here, not to laugh. Ofcourse, I fail. I start laughing
so loud, that Vegeta picks me up again (I`m touching Vegeta! Wauw!)
and the next thing I know, is flying through the wall. Shit, I broke
a nail. He`s going to pay for that! I storm right at Vegeta, and hit
him as hard as I can. He`s flying through the chamber and…oh, wait.
I`m exaggerating again. He`s still standing in front of me. Damned!
He comes right at me and is about to pick me up again. I`m in an inward
conflict here. The most clever thing to do is, ofcourse, run my ass
of. But, I like the idea of Vegeta picking me up again. So, I just stand
there. He pickes me up (oh man, those muscles!) and gives me a one way
trip to, eh where to was it again?, eh to, eh, well, it was to eh, it
began with an f. Fe..Fe..Fra..BLASTED! Anyway, it`s far away from him.
Attempt number two. I fly back (I stole a capsule from Bulma) to Vegeta and Bulma`s house and decide to give it another try. This time, I`m going to handle things different. Ten minutes later, I arrive at the Briefs` place again. I crawl to the house and climb through the open window. I decide to hide under the table. One minute later, Vegeta sits down at the table. Man, those legs! It`s hard for me not to touch them. “I`m glad that moron of a reporter left. She was so annoying!” He says to Bulma. “Baka, loser, ugly face, idiot, weakling.” Shit, did I just say that out loud? “Who`s there?” Vegeta askes. Oke, I did that out loud. Stupid rund! Why the hell did I have to do that? “Nobody`s here! Just plain old dust balls!” Is he going to buy that? Vegeta looks under the table and sees me sitting there. I knew I had to sound more convincing. “You again?” He asks me. I decide to give it one more try. “I`m not who you think I am. I`m an illusion.” He dragges me away from my hiding place and lifts me up. It`s obvious he didn`t belief me. Why the hell is he that smart? “I`m tired of you woman!” I give him a pillow. “What the fuck are you doing?” He`s still holding me. “Eh, you said you were tired, so I give you a pillow.” Dûh! Vegeta`s about to throw me away, but he changes his mind. Why? I look up to Vegeta who puts me down. He`s smirking. “I`ve got a better idea.” He says. “You can play with Bra and her dolls. I was suposed to do that, but I think it`ll be a suitable punishment for you. About a minute later, I`m playing with Bra. We`re playing Briefsie. Bra is Bulma and I play Vegeta. I`m enjoying myself a lot. I play Vegeta very well, I must say. The way I play him, he`s a total jerk. It`s really realistic. Vegeta`s standing right behind me, but I`m to busy with my doll to notice. “I`m killing you, you weakling. I`m the might prince Vegeta! Prince of sausage town!” I yell. Vegeta picks me up (not for the first time) and he holds me. This is my big change! I grab my camera and I start making close-ups from Vegeta. FLITS FLITS FLITS FLITS! “Oh oh.” Vegeta doesn`t look to happy about my action. He throws me into the air and blasts me away. I always wanted to fly! I land a few miles away from the Briefs resident. Well, this was a big disaster. I only have one question! Ah well, who cares. I`m not gonna try it again. Although, I was in his arms a few times. Maybe I`ll try it again some day. Maybe I will……. Hi there. Please mail me to tell me what you think of it. I can use your comments. I`ll try to sent you an email back. It might take a couple of days though, because I`ve got a job and other responsibilities. I like the way that sounds. Responsibilities, yeah, it sounds…like an adult! AAAAH! I don`t want to sound like an adult! I`m only 16! Instead of responsibilities, I`ve got business to do. OH MY GOD!! Now I sound like a gangster! Oke, I`m busy all the time. There, much better. Sigh. See ye. Dieuwke.
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