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Taking classes. "Kakkarot!" "Yes, what is it Vegeta?" Goku asked. "Stop that. Vegeta ordered. "Stop what?" "Stop breathing." " But Vegeta! If I stop breathing, I`ll die!" "That`s the idea." Vegeta and Goku are waiting in the waitingroom.
They both have to take classes, not the same one that is. Goku`s going
to take classes in computers and Vegeta`s going to take classes in social
skills. Goku sighed. "I don`t understand why I have to take classes!" " You thought computers were edible." Goku looked at Vegeta. "You ate one once!" "Who cares?" Vegeta glared at Goku. " At least I`m not
stupid enough, like you for example, to let everyone see I eat computers.
When Goten walked in with his brand new, just bought computer, you yelled
‘Can you eat that?’ and started to actually eat the whole thing! No
wonder you`re here. The fact that I`m here is a total mistake." "I wouldn`t say that Vegeta. You know very well, why you`re here." "Kakkarot, SHUT UP!" Goku didn`t listen. "Yeah, you refused to pay the greengrocer, remember
that? Hmmm?" "Mister Goku?" A secretary stood in the hallway wich leads to
the different rooms where people can take the classes. "Yes, that`s me." Goku answered. "You`re here to take classes in computers?" "That`s right." "Follow me sir." Goku followed the woman. "Good luck, Vegeta!" He yelled over
his shoulder. "GET LOST!" " So." A man with a ridiculous outfit started talking to Vegeta.
"Why are you here?" "To take classes. YOU FOOL!" The guy gulped. "I understand that, but wich one?" "That`s none of your business. GOT IT?" Vegeta`s eyes shot bullets. "Eh, oke. I`m sorry. What do I have to do to make it up to you?" "Die." "Die?" "Yes, die. Can you do it yourself or do you want me to help you?"
Vegeta made a little fire ball in his hand and aimed it at the guy. "N....no, t...t...that won`t b...be n...nece...necessary." "Mister Vegeta?" The same secretary who guided Goku was standing
in the hallway again. "Hmmpf, that`s me." "This way please." Vegeta let the little fire ball disappear and followed the woman. The
guy with the ridiculous outfit sighed relieved. He was about to take
classes in not to bother other people. ‘Maybe it`s not such a bad idea,
that course.’ He thought. Goku`s course. "Oke, Goku?" Goku`s instructor pointed at one of the computers.
“This is what we like to call a computer." "Sure thing." "Eh, good. Do you know what you can do with a computer?" Goku had a very odd expression on his face. "What do you mean, DO
with it?" ‘Oh god.’ The instructor thought. "You can type letters with it,
you can play games with it!" "GAMES!?" Goku yelled. ‘Yeah right, I`d like to see that machinery
thing throwing a ball or something.’ He thought. "Yes, games." The instructor said. Goku took another look at the computer. "You`ve got to be gidding
me." ‘Idiot.’ Vegeta`s course. Vegeta sat down on a chair in front of a man with a friendly face and
folded hands on his desk, like doctors are suposed to sit. "So Vegeta." He began. "Why are you here?" "My wife made me." "Then why did she do that?" The docter, named Dave, smiled. "I have no idea." Vegeta glared at Dave the whole time. "Well, I read here that you almost killed a greengrocer because he
stopped you when you walked away with a bag of apples without paying." "I don`t pay morons and certainly not for some stupid bag of apples." "Well,"Dave coughed a few times. "Today, I`m going to learn
you how to be polite to strangers." Vegeta was about to blast Dave out of anger, but remembered (just in time)
that Bulma told him not to come back without taking the classes. She`d
be very angry if he did. Reluctantly, Vegeta tried to calm himself. "Vegeta, what would you do when you saw me on fire?" "Ignore you." "Come on, work with me. Try to act very upset." Dave asked in
an ordering way. Vegeta sighed. "Oke, snik snik snik, act act act, blablabla, done." ‘What an idiot.’ "Oke, next we..." "WHAT? ARE YOU TELLING ME, WE`RE NOT DONE YET?"Vegeta shouted
and powered up. "Yes." Dave said determined. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Vegeta grabbed Dave`s neck and lifted him
up. "Ehm, yes?" Dave said with a high pitched voice. "Good." Vegeta let go of Dave and flew away. Goku`s course. The instructor sat on a chair. He looked very tired. "Can I go?" Goku asked. "Sure, you can go." The instructor sighed and Goku took off. ‘Man, what a moron!' The instructor thought. ‘Everything went wrong, and that`s not my fault!
When I showed that Goku person how to use a disk, he grabbed it and
put it into the disk drive of the computer. But he didn`t do that with
care, NO, he put the disk in and I saw how it came out on the other
side of the computer. He racked all of my computers. ALL of them! I
hope he never come`s back. While Goku flew home, he saw Vegeta flying in front of him. "Vegeta!" He yelled. Vegeta started to fly faster, trying to lose the sayjin. "Hee Vegeta!" Goku overtook Vegeta. He`s always been faster. "Beat it, Kakkarot." "Ah, come on. How did it go?" "I hate humans." Goku smiled. "You know you don`t mean that, Vegeta. You`re married
to Bulma, remember?" "SHUT UP!" Goku and Vegeta both landed in front of Capsule Corp. and went inside. "Well? How did it go?" Bulma asked who saw the two sayjins comming
in. "Great!" Goku said with a smile. "Look!" He grabbed
a small ball and threw it towards Trunks his computer. The ball went
throught the computer, throught a wall and landed in the garden. Bulma was shocked and started yelling at Goku. Goku didn`t really listen.
He was wondering what he had done wrong. Bulma gave up when she saw Goku wasn`t paying attention. "Vegeta,
how did it go?" She tried again. Vegeta looked at his wife. " Hate Dave`s." Before Bulma could ask Vegeta what he ment, Chi Chi walked in. "Oh, Goku honey. How did it go?" She hugged her husband. "Oh, Goku honey." Vegeta repeated with a stupid voice. Chi Chi looked at Vegeta. "Mind your own business." She said. "Oke." Vegeta reacted. "I`ll mind my own business. This
is my house, and you are not welcome. Do you know what that means?" "What?" "LEAVE!" "Let`s go home." Goku said and took Chi Chi in his arms. He
powered up and he and Chi Chi flew away. "Could you drop that ugly wife of yours in the sea, or something?"
Vegeta yelled. "NO!" Goku yelled back. ‘Loser.’ "Woman, what`s for diner?" Vegeta asked. Bulma glared at him. "My name`s not Woman, Vegeta!" Vegeta smirked and pulled Bulma closer to him. He laid an arm around her
waist and with his other hand he stroked her hair. "Well, you are
a woman, aren`t you?" "So?" Bulma laid her head on Vegeta`s chest. "Well, that makes it a lot more easy for me to do this." Bulma looked up. "To do what?" Vegeta smiled. "This." He kissed Bulma on her mouth and Bulma
returned the kiss. ‘God, I love him.’ She thought. The end. |
