you know you're obsessed with Sailormoon when-
you glue tennis bals to your head cuz u can't
figure out how to tie odangoes.
you shave a crescent moon on your cats forehead
and start dragging it around everywhere w/ u and talking to it, insisting that Fluffy is
now your gaurdian Luna.
you run around in a short skirt tossing a frisbee
at people screaming "Moon Tiara Action!"
you try to disguise urself using ur own Disguise
pen and sneaking into a bar.
you start calling your boyfriend/crush Mamo-chan
cut out a pair of cardboard wings and try to fly.
(OUCH!)
tell neone that pisses u off that u wil punish
them in the name of the moon.
you know you're obsessed with Sailor Mercury when-
you try to dye your hair blue
insist you're a straight A student and frequently
argue w/ ur teacher when u don't get one.
you carry around a compact and tell everyone it's
ur minicomputer.
run around in a short skirt spraying people w/ a
squirt gun and screaming "Shabon Spray!"
Sailor Mars when-
you try to become a shinto priestess, but give up
b/c you can't find a shrine in your town.
R constantly fighting w/ ur best friend for no
reason
Run around in a short skirt w/ a lighter shouting
"Fire Soul" at the top of your lungs.
Keep making predictions for the future and going
into trances.
U sit in front of the fire place and yell at neone
that bothers u, telling them ur doing a fire reading.
Sailor Jupiter-
U try to beat up the strongest bully in school
(ooo.. painful)
Start wearing platform shoes to make urself look
taller.
U start cooking everyone u know tons of food
(which they politely accept, then throw out)
Run around in a short skirt holding a lightning
rod and shouting "Sparkling Wide Pressure!"
Sailor Venus-
U shave a crescent moon on ur cat's forehead and
start talking to him, saying his name is Artemis.
U start arguing w/ ur friends that u really r an
idol named Sailor V
Run around in a short skirt throwing a chain at
people and shouting "Love-me Chain!"
You know you're obsessed with Sailor Moon when:
You drag some kid home and say to your mom,
"Meet my future daughter!"
You dye your calico cat black and paint a gold
moon on its forehead
You custom-make your lockets, because the ones in
the store are so plain
You single-handedly try to purge Tokyo (Or
wherever you live) of all crime and wrongdoings in a costume you got online
You don't believe that Serena whines too much
You glue yellow tennis balls to your head, even
though you have brown hair
You tell everyone you meet that they'd better be
nice to you, because you're going to be Queen of the Earth someday
You round up four of your friends and claim they
are your planetary bodyguards
You know you're obsessed with Sailor Mercury when:
You cut your hair short and dye it blue
You try to make a harp out of water
You spend all your free time trying to design and
build a mini-computer
Your teacher gives you an F on a test and you
threaten to freeze her with Aqua Illusion if she doesn't change it
You speak with a slight British accent for the
first 2 series, then change it at the beginning of the S Series
You never, ever lose your temper
You never chase guys
You know you're obsessed with Sailor Mars when:
You try to light fire with the tips of your
fingers
You sit on your feet in front of a lit fireplace
for hours, just staring at the fire, trying to go into a trance, but you just end up
falling asleep
You know you're obsessed with Sailor Jupiter when:
Your main goal in life is to grow six inches
taller
You spend long periods of time baking stuff for
your friends and actually believe you had fun doing so afterwards
You spend long periods of time carving leaves out
of wood and painting them green. You then run around, throwing them at people you hate,
yelling "Jupiter Oak Evolution!"
You know you're obsessed with Sailor Venus when:
You insist the planet Venus can support life
You buy a white cat, name it Artemis, then try to
teach it (unsuccessfully) how to talk
You know you're an American Venus worshipper when
your main goal in life is to find out were Mina lived before she came to Japan(I live in
America. For all you American Venus worshippers, I think it's England. Not positive,
though!)
You make a chain of little orange hearts in shop
class. You then chase your shop teacher around, whipping him with it, and screaming
"Venus Love Chain Encircle!" when he gives you an F on the project
You know you're obsessed with Sailor Mini-moon
when:
You try to travel through time by holding up the
key to your diary, yelling "Crystal Key, take me home to the future!", and then
jumping off a dock
You dye your hair pink and get red contacts
You claim to have the Golden Mirror
You know you're obsessed with Sailor Uranus when:
You have dedicated your life to trying to find the
shoes that Sailor Uranus wears
You don't go to a public school, but you wear an
imitation of the Mugan school boys uniform to your school every day
You've been mistaken for a boy several times
You get SO p.o.'ed when people make
"Ur-anus" jokes
You asked your cousin to dye her hair green(Uranus
and Neptune are cousins in America)
You know you're obsessed with Sailor Neptune when:
You dye your hair green, just because your cousin
asked you to
Every time the tide goes out, you say, "The
sea is receding...it senses trouble..."
You know you're obsessed with Sailor Pluto when:
You isolate yourself from the world because you
have to guard the Gates of Time
You dye your hair green-black
The key to your room is bigger than you
You claim to be the lost child of Cronos, Greek
god of Time
You know you're obsessed with Sailor Saturn when:
You feel cheated that she only appeared for over a
minute in one episode(I'll admit to this one!)
You cried hysterically when it looked like she was
going to die
You danced when Sailor Moon brought her back as a
baby
You made a Silence Scythe in shop class then got
sent for counseling
You know you're obsessed with Sailor Moon in
general when:
You claim to be Sailor Sun, the lost Senshi of
Light
You have designed a Senshi for every constellation
you could think of, then made up a story using them(I admit to this too!)
You compos long, elaborate e-mails like this one
to send to the GREATEST ANIME SITE EVER (www.lelola.com), then hope that the owner won't
think you overdid it, because you love Sailor Moon
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!
You know when you have watched to much Sailor Moon
when....(for girls)
You start thinking that there's evil everywhere
and you are ready to stryke at any moment
You listen to all the Sailor Moon MIDIs you can
possibly find
You have thousands of Sailor Moon pictures on your
hardrive and it's driving your parents nuts
You think you see Serena and Dairen everywhere you
go
You start searching for a Sailor Scout Halloween
costume on Easter
You insist on going to all the Fan Fiction sites
you can find
You are constantly thinking about sueing the
Creator of Sailor Moon because you want to be a Sailor Scout
You are in sending almost 100 hate emails a day to
toonami because they don't have Sailor Stars yet
You don't buy CDs like a regular girl because you
want either to buy Sailor Moon merchandise or think it's a plot of the Negaverse
You dump your boyfriend because you thought he was
Tuxedo Mask and he isn't
You've watched every Sailor Moon Movie there is
and even though you don't have a clue to what the Japanese are saying you still buy the
movies in Japanese
Your in love with Dairen(in my opinion that's
scary)
You know when you've watched to much Sailor Moon
when....(for boys)
Ok face it, you actually watch Sailor Moon
You go on a date with a girl and make an entrance
on top of a light pole in a tux and start saying one of Tuxedo Mask's intro speeches.
You think that your best friend is Melvin
Your not sure but you think one of your classmates
is Amara
You stop playing Basketball and go Motorcross
You buy a Sailor Moon shirt and wear it to school
(Extremely Scary in my opinion)
You hate all your friends because they don't like
Sailor Moon
You fall in love with Michelle and Rei
You dump your girlfriend because you thought she
was Sailor Mini Moon
You know when you have watched to much Sailor Moon
for the Ocupints
You know when you have watched to much Sailor Moon
when...(for geeks)
You make 10 or more Sailor Moon Websites
You don't watch the eposides cause you've much
rather be on the Internet
You know when you have watched to much Sailor Moon
when...(for the DBZ fan)
You start actually thinking about Sailor Moon
You actually watch 1 eposide
Your a girl and don't want to be a Super Sajian
but want you own broche to transform
You want to have a cat(think why that's weird ~ ^)
You actually ask about Sailor Moon to a Sailor
Moon expert over lunch
