you dress up as Pikachu

you fall in love with Ash

you watch every episode

you saw the first movie

you sing the Pokémon songs in the shower

you dress your cat up like Meowth

you pretend your cat is Meowth

you are afraid of Team rocket

you have a stuffed Pikachu

you dress like Ash

you dress up like Pikachu for Halloween

you love LELOLA *smiles*

you write about Pokémon in school

you get an F and don't care

you think Misty and Ash make a good couple

you want to do Pokémon voice overs

you want to live in "Pokéland"

you play Pokémon cards every day

you have/play all the video games

you like Misty's outfit

you miss Brock

you buy a Fatboy Fantail goldfish for seventy bucks, attach a horn to it with Super Fast-Drying Rubber Cement, and say you have a Goldeen

on Halloween you dress up as Ash

you dress your dog up and call him Pikapoach

when your ten, you go to a proff. and say " I'm ready for my first Pokemon!"

try to collect all the Pokemon figures

begin running around and saying " Team Rocket is blasting off again!"

act like Jessie and James with a friend

run around and say " Help police! Team Rocket are trying to steal my Pokemon!"

go to a hospital and ask a nurse " Can you heal my Bulbasaur?"

you're teacher tells you your report on Japan, IN Japanese, was fantastic and you tell her all you did was repeat the entire Japanese pokerap

you admit to being related to Mewtwo, and actually blow up the school to prove it (With Psychic powers, you nimrod)

you ARE related to Mewtwo.

your pokemon fanfic was published

you get out of class by telling the teacher you have a pikachu bite

you refer to all doctors as 'Nurse Joy'

you dress as Jesse for halloween

you yell 'Yana Kanjii!' whenever you miss the school bus

you send annonomous love letters to Ash and Misty, hoping they'll think they are from each other

you tried to hook your big sister up with Brock

your dog is named Growlithe, and you have a dead goldfish called Magikarp

you get all 100 percents in your Japanese class because you have seen 'The birth of Mewtwo' 400 hundred times and know Ai's lines, in Japanese byheart

you know who Ai is

you know me

you wear pokemon repellent in the summer

you made a scene in the mall when your brother got a charizard in his booster pack and you got a slowbro instead

you know all 250 characters, english and Japanese

you know all the lyrics of Kaze to issho ni, Pocketto fantajii, and Nyasuu no paatie

heck, you know all the lyrics to all the non-dubbed soundtracks!

you have a pikachu wallpapered room

you realize that the lady at the movie ticket stand knows what to give you before you even open your mouth

you introduce yourself by saying: And My names -------, I wanna be the best EVERYTHING!

you dress up as pikachu

you think ash and misty are a good couple

you command your cat to use his "fury swipes" on the next door neighbr's dog.

you dress up your cat as Meowth

you dress up your dog as pikachu, and put him on a stage in front of millions of people and command him to do "thundershock" (of course he doesn't do it)

you buy the hat ash wears and wear it everywhere you go, including the crapper and the shower

you call your breakfast (egg and bacon) Togepi and bacon

you by an angel outfit, paint the wings red, tape red burning paper too your butt, and forget how too say anything but " Char! Char! Charizard!"

you nickname your firends "Brock and Misty"

you kidnap your neighbor's cat and call it " Persian " or " Meowth "

you name your bird " DUX "

you name your pet rock " Geodude ", "Graveler " or " Golem"

your little sister's name is Jessie. Now that I think about it, MY little sister's name is Jessie!

you could remember every single Team Rocket's motto (Yeah, I'm the one who did it)
........Prepare for Trouble and make it double
To protect the world from devastation
To unite (Duplica says IGNITE) all people within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above
Jessie
James
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight
MEOWTH... That's right

you write every signle pokemon name in your college text book cover

when you got inspired by Team Rocket and try to steal people's Pokemon Cards (I did this also)

you think the dub is terrible and insist on buying the japanese version, $25.00/2 eps.

when the English theme comes up, you mute it and sing the Japanese one as your family looks at you and backs away.

you recite the Japanese Rocket Dan motto over the english one because you hate the lyrics.

you rename yourself Kasumi.

you look everywhere for a yellow tangtop, red suspenders, and jean shorts so you can start your journey with Satoshi in the anime dimension.

your friends know better than to say Satoshi is cute or ugly, just respond, with "no comment."

you insist Kasumi is really Michiru in disguise.

you know all the Japanese names for the pocket monsters, and you recite them alongside the dub as you watch it.

your room is covered in pictures you printed off the internet, plus fanart that you can see has developed over the years.

you sat through Revelation Lugia dubbed and pointed out all the cuts and dialogue changes to your very annoyed friends.

you told the ticket lady at the theater you wanted one to "Mewtwo Strikes Back" or "Revelation Lugia" and she had no idea what you were talking about, so she gave you tickets to a different movie.

whenever your friends use the names "ash", "misty" or "brock" you get angry and correct them.

You constantly insist that you're going to win every single Pokemon League badge in the Pokemon card game league.

You don't mind being the only 15 year old playing for a badge against all the 7 year olds

You have to beg the staff of Movie World for the free Pokemon show bag (even though you're too old!)

You go stark raving jealous when you notice a kid's parent paying over the counter for a colour GameBoy and Pokemon Silver in an electronics store.

You tell your friends at school what tomorrow's episode of Pokemon will be.

Your DAD starts watching the cartoon with you and always wants to be updated on it in case he missed an episode.

"They Don't Understand" and "Blah, Blah, Blah" become your personal theme songs.

Every time "Who's that Pokemon?" comes up in an episode, you say a heap of Pokemon it couldn't be and get strange looks when the mystery Pokemon is revealed and you're left saying, "No they got it wrong! It's Voltorb!"

You spend your days learning the names and abilities of any new Pokemon that come out, even if there are now another 100 of them.

You sing-along to every "Pikachu's Jukebox" and "Pokemon Kareokemon".

You tell everyone at school that Satoshi is your new boyfriend and that Kasumi should get a life.

You agree that Brock is by far better than Tracey.

You start acting like Ash when you play any Pokemon game on your GameBoy eg: You quote phrases like "I never ask you to do anything I know you can't do..." to your falling Charizard; you have this big-headed attitude that no one can beat you and feel sorry for yourself when someone finally does; you want to beat the living daylights out of Gary!; you say "Pikachu, it's Zapdos" in the powerstation; you begin to talk out loud to your Pikachu.

You can remember the funniest Team Rocket motto: You insult my hair? Prepare for trouble!
It used to be there but now it's stubble!
To protect my head from humiliation,
Too bad her hair went on vacation.
My hair was my one true love,
They went together like a hand and glove.
Jessie, James
My hair's short but it won't be for long,
And it won't stop our Jessie from doing what's wrong!

You can predict every pun the characters are going to say.

You cry every time Ash says goodbye to a Pokemon because you can remember everything they've been through.

You cry every time you have to place a much loved Pokemon in Bill's PC, because you remember how you first got the Pokemon.

You insist on turning the rumpus room in your house into a Pokemaniacs dream!

Your CD collection consists of "2.B.A. Master", the soundtrack to Pokemon: The First Movie, and the soundtrack to Pokemon: The Movie 2000.

You surf the net looking for everything on Pokemon.

You climb a tree and scream out "Pigeo---tto!!!!"

You can't stand Digimon because "It's a lame rip-off of Pokemon!"

You think Ash is the cutest and most innocent ten-year-old you've ever seen.

You dream of being Ash's girlfriend.

You saw Pokemon: The First Movie four times in the movies (and your Dad fell asleep one of those times and had to leave cause all one could hear was, "Pikachu pi!" *HonnnnnKttt shoooooo*)

You try to read and translate the symbols on all four of your ancient Mew cards that you got each time you saw "Pokemon The Movie 2000".

You're peeved because it takes forever for any new Pokemon episodes or movies to get to Australia!

All you want for Christmas is a plane ticket to the USA so you can go see Pokemon Live!

You know the entire plot and storyline of Pokemon Live! when you haven't even seen it!

Your brother's video of Pokemon: The First Movie works better on your video player than your own copy so you switch the videos without consulting your brother.

You convince your little brother that a circle on the bottom of a Pokemon card means that it's rare. You then say you're willing to trade your "really rare" Ponyta for his foil Scyther.

Your outlook on life is "Gotta catch 'em all!"

Your favourite ads on TV are the ones for Pokemon games where the Pokemon and the real worlds meet.

You get peeved everytime you find out a fanfic has nothing to do with Ash, Misty or Brock and instead is about some self-centred and desperate person who wishes dearly that they could be a part of the Pokemon world. Hey where'd you go now Pikachu!?

You start calling your school "Poke Tech"

You cut the fingers off the ends of your green gloves and wear them like that.

You get embarrassed every time your mum mentions underwear, yours in particular.

You know every single word of both the Pokerap and Polkamon.

You buy a pet rat, dye its fur yellow, paint brown stripes on it and call it Pikachu.

You arrange to have The Time Has Come played at your graduation.

Your theme song is either "I want to be the very best like no one ever was..." or "Pokemon World."

You and your brother team up against your sister and second brother and both teams argue with each other using Jessie and James' motto against Butch and Cassidy's motto.

You insist you have a talking cat named Meowth.

You dress as Meowth and proclaim: "I'm the top cat around here!"

You name your children Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu.

You use your Pokedex every time a new Pokemon comes up on screen, though it doesn't seem to work.

Your fave breakfast cereal is Poke Flakes

You cried for a week straight at arts academy last summer when your best friend wrote you and informed you that the second movie had just been released and you realized you couldn't see it.

You cried for a week after you saw the release date for the thrid movie because you were so happy you'd be at home to see it this year! (*And I'm still crying...*)

You've actually made and worn a Kojiro costume. (Note: That wasn't me, it was my evil friend...rose, purple hair and everything!)

You've cut your hair just so that same costume looks exactly the same as in the series.

You actually think Kojiro looks good in the water ballerina outfit. (Note: Again, not me!!! My psycho friend!)

You spent an hour on the phone with your friend yelling and cheering and crying happily when you discovered that Megumi Hayashibara graced Pokemon with her talent not just as one character, but three!!!!!!

You hold a triyearly animefest with your friends and had to set aside one entire day long fest to watch nothing but pokemon.

You seriously wonder if Merle, Naria, and Eriya are really pokemon in disguise.

Pokemon does Shakespeare!!!! (aka, you write a fanfic of Shakespeare with Pokemon...you know what, maybe I should just turn this into, you know your FRIEND watches too much pokemon....)

You started watching Escaflowne partially because Merle's seiyuu does Pikachu ...And on the same vein, you were thrilled to learn that Van does Kenji

You sleep with: a Snorlax, four Pikachu's, two Jigglypuffs, a Togepi, and an Evee; plus your keychain has 3 Pikachus, two Jigglypuffs, and a Togepi, your backpack has a Jigglypuff zipper pull, you own 5 Pikachu action figures, one of which talks, and for the last 3 Christmases the most important thing you asked for was (1998) a vitual Pikachu, (1999) a talking plush Pikachu, (2000) and a Pikachu 2. Plus you have the limited edition Gameboy wiht your three favorite pokemon on it that came with the Yellow Version and bought both Silver and Gold and Pinball even though you hate video games.

...And you're sixteen, taking college classes, and don't care how everyone stares at you with yourkeychain menagerie, your two virtual 'Chus hanging off your purse, and your gameboy and games in your purse along with at least one stuffed animal when you walk down the halls at school.

You screamed yourself hoarse when, on your birthday and the first time you'd watched pokemon, you found out there was a psychich pokemon gym leader with your name!!!!!

...And now in your rarely played Gameboy games you specialize in psychic pokemon.

....And anytime someone calls you "Sabrina the Teenage Witch," you lecture them on how training psychic pokemon is nothing like witchcraft.

You were willing to shell out your hard earned cash (normally saved for those animefests) to buy cheap cruddy fansubbed copies of Revelation of Lugia, Mewwo Strikes Back, and three TV episodes (hey, those were really badly subbed!!!! Sorry, but if it weren't for the fact that I love the series so, I'd demand my 50 dollars back!)

You honestly think Kasumi and Satoshi should end up together.

You're out to sue Fox Kids and Kids WB for putting cameras in your head because the more you like the original Japanese series or character, the worse they butcher them!!! (Umm..this isn't just for Pokemon...it's for Escaflowne and Card Captor Sakura too...but Pokemon started it all!!!!)

You really wonder if maybe you shouldn't join up with Pokeholics Anonymous.