Welcome to "Things never said in Dbz"

Vegeta: "Wait, if my dad was king, and he's dead, wouldn't that make me king of the saiyans, not prince? I'm Confused!"

Goku:" I'm not Hungry"

All the Z fighters: " We're on strike! Save your own damn planet!"

Goku: Hey, Krillin, want me to polish your head?
Krillin: Okay, Goku, buff and wax it too!
Gohan: Hey, can I help?
Krillin: Sure, you can rub it to a nice shine!
Goku and Gohan together: Ow! My eyes! It's too shiny!
Goku and Gohan put a toupee on Krillin's head but it burns with the light

Majjin Buu: I love you, you love me...
Everybody else joins in
We're a happy family......

Recoome: Nice fight, my former worst enemy, now why don't we kiss and make up?

Burter: Oh my god! I lost my speed!!!

Frieza: No!!! Not the Teletubbies!
Teletubbies: Big Hug!!!
Frieza dies by the hug


*DBZ is being filmed in the same studio as Barney*
*S.S. Goku and Frieza are going over their lines*
Goku: Use your imagination!
Frieza: Aw, I love you, Bar- Hey, how the hell did the scripts get mixed up?

Frieza: No, really. Goku is the strongest fighter in the universe.

Vegeta: I love you Goku.

Krillin: Shhhh......I'm hunting wabbits. Huhuhuhuhuhuh

Yamcha: I admit it! I'm a cheap clone of Goku!!! Waaaaah!!!

Frieza: Son Gokou. I....am your father.
Goku: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trunks: Why is my hair purple? I mean, moms hair is blue and dads hair is black. So why is mine purple. Honestly?

Goku (after turning SSJ the first time): OH MY GOD!!!! I'VE GONE BLONDE!!!!

Super #17 steps in at Red Ribbion
Super #17:Hey, guys, I got a job. I'm goin' to be on Final Fantasy 7. I'm gonna be Vincent Valentine.

Cell: So, I got the job as Red XII and Dr. Gero isplayin' as Professior Hojo...

Cell (having 1 cell Jr. at his side):I shall call him, Mini Me.

Frieza(at the shrinks office) So Doc, um, these guys called Funmation gave me this Woman's voice, an' noweverybody thinks I'm gay.
Doctor:MM-Hmm

Vegeta: I love EVERYONE!!!!!!

Frieza: *coos* Awwwww, wook at the coote wittle Teletubb- HEY!!!!!

Captain Ginyu: Good work, men. Each of you gets a raise.

Piccolo: I'm going to DISNEYWORLD!!!!!!

Bulma: OMG!! Vegeta is soooo CUTE!!!

Vegeta: Come here, sonTrunks: What for?Vegeta: I want to give you hug.

Trunks: Okay, but be careful. It's my first time with you.

Piccolo: Oh my God! I broke a nail!!!

Vegeta: I'm having a bad hair day.

So, I'm Freeza...Lord of the Universe. That doesn't make me better than anyone

SSGoku: Wow! My head isn't the only part that goes gold!

Goku: Ow! I'm badly injured.
Gohan: What happened?
Goku: I got a paper cut

Vegeta: I'll give you 10 seconds to run for your life. 10...9...7...6...8...What comes after 8?
Goku: Er...4?
Vegeta: Oh yeah! 4...6...

Oolong: I'll have the porkchops!

Vegeta: Fighting is useless. You should never fight, it's bad for your health.

Krillin: What's with the hair-do, man?
Vegeta: It's there to cover up bald spots

Vegeta: I'll fight you a friendly battle, Goku
Goku: Why Fight? I always lose anyway.
Vegeta: So I can comfort you when you lose.
Goku: Shut up you stupid jerk!!! I'm going to kill you now.
Vegeta: Don't kill me!!! My family will be so upset!!!
Goku: Who cares about your stupid family??? I want to kill you so I will!!!
Vegeta: Fine, Kill me. But don't you dare hurt my family!!!
Goku: Okay... BOOM!!!!!
Gohan: Can you kill Piccolo too, Dad? He's annoying me again!!!
Goku: How, Dummy!?!?!?
Gohan: He keeps chasing me saying he loves me!!!
Raditz: Dear brother of mine, please don't blow up this planet!!! I love it so much!!!
Goku: Yeah, Right
BOOM!!!!!
Goku: Bye, Bye Planet Earth. {Laughing}

Vegeta:You're right Frezia, you are stronger than me. So can I go home and watch Opera?

(on planet namek)
SSJ Goku:No King Kai,use the last wish to send me home and leave everybody else here!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Master Roshi:No girls,not today.

Chi Chi:Gohan,stop studing and go save the world!
Goku:No Gohan,study!
Chi Chi:FIGHT!!!!!!
Goku:STUDY!!!!!!!
Gohan:SHUT-UP!!!!!!!!!!Stupid parents!

bulma:come on trunks time to visit vegeta in the mental hospital

King cold:(gets on his hands and knees and starts snorting like a bull and charges at Trunks with horns first.)
Trunks:(with a red towel as King cold rushes by.)ol'e!!!!!

Krillen: I think the sixth dragonball is stuck in my head

Gohan: Dad, I have this bowl of rice. Do you want it?
Goku: No thank you, son. I'm not hungry.

Teacher : Goku . Whats the answer to the next queston?
Goku : Burp!!!!! 3 hours later
" a burp is not an answer"
" a burp is not an answer"........

Goku : I'll go super sayin
arrrrrrggggggggh
( Trys , dosen't work)
19/20 : ?¿?
Goku : I will go super sayin
arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggh
( still dosen't work)
Goku: a forget it . i quit. take over the world. i'm going to bed

Cell: Now That 16 is out of the way , your next.
I'm giving you ten seconds and it's over.
10..9..8..7..
17: Ten!
Cell: 9..8..7..
18: Ten!
Cell: 9..8..7..6..
17 & 18: Ten!!!
Cell: I can't work with you . I quit.
Who wants to become perfect anyway?