Here are some 1 liners fo ya, pretty good for msn names and forum sigs.

• Join the army, visit exotic countries, meet interesting people, kill them.
• If you can't stand a person, consider walking a mile in his shoes. Then, when you piss him off, you're a mile away and have his shoes.
• My mother in law takes a 5 mile walk every day, I wonder to where she got already.
• 'm single, my inlaws couldn't have kids.
• Your village called, they want their idiot back.
• Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with your fist, far better results.
• If I survive death I'll probably survive everything.
• I still miss my ex, but I'm getting closer with each jab.
• I suport public educasion.
• I don't believe in superstition, that's bad luck.
• Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.
• I decided to live forever, so far so good.
• One night I was lying in my bed, looking at the stars, when I wondered: "Where the hell did my roof go?"
• Life's to short to debate everything, therefore I am always right.
• My low-self esteem is not as good as yours.
• All I'm asking for is an opportunity to prove that money doesn't bring happiness.
• Children in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause children.
• Just remember that you're unique, just like everybody else.
• I'm not tense, I'm just very, very, VERY alert!!!
• Should we one day have recycled all our plastic we will have enough lawnchairs to enjoy the greenhouse effect.
• I may be crazy, but at least I can fly.
• Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and now I don't feel to good either.
• If being ugly would hurt, you would cry all day.
• Blub, quaks the cow.