1) What's blocky and scares people? A Virtua Frighter
2) What do you get when you cross Sega and Pokemon? Pikachu Chu Rocket
3) What would Shadow have been called if Nintendo had created Sonic? WaSonic
4) You know your obsessed with games when you've taken a friend to court for stealing a life
5) Your so bad at Phantasy Star Online, when someone asks where your stuck, you say "The file select screen"
6) What does Amy from Sonic Adventure and Pokemon have in commen? They are both annoying and should be shot
7) You know your trapped in a game when you've found a power up
8) What did ShenHua say to Ryo when they first met? "Whaazzzzzuuuuuppp?!"
9) Your so bad at Crazy Taxi, when someone gets a class E licence, your impressed
10) You know game developers are pure evil when they make a 200 hour long RPG with no save game option
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