Reasons MTV Sucks

-They don't play Lifehouse enough.

-They don't play Nickelback enough.

-Carson Daly

-Carson Daly

-They don't play The Calling enough.

-They don't play good music enough.

-They're in love with NSYNC.

-They dissed the Backstreet Boys.

-They're in love with Birtenei Speared.

-Carson Daly

-They don't play Lifehouse enough.

-Birtenei sucks.

-We don't like Juju Timbergirl.

-They have about two commercials (the Britney Pepsi commercial and the 1-800-CALLATT commercial) and June is sick of them.

-Carson Daly

-Carson Daly

-Carson Daly

-Carson Daly

-Carson Daly

-Carson Daly

-Carson Daly

-The shrieking people

-TRL

-'The Real World'

-They don't play Rammstein enough.

-They don't play Godsmack enough

-They don't play Linkin Park enough.

-They don't play Travis enough.

-They're not worthy.

-Willa Ford was on TRL not once but TWICE

-Carson Daly

-TRL

-TRL

-TRL

-Jessica Simpson

-NSYNC

-Destiny's Child

-Howie (don't ask)

-Have we mentioned Carson Daly?

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