June likes married men, and blonde Nicks (Is that a 'hasty generalization'? hmmmm Why yes it is, but it's right in most-some cases...). June has a fetish for blonde Nicks. If you really really want to know, ask her about the Nicks she's known over the years, and how many of them were blonde. I do believe she made a list sometime Actually I did, but you can't see it . As for married men.. June didn't LIKE Brian until he got married Now THAT is not true. And we can't forget Jason DEFINITELY NOT!, even though June would argue that he doesn't count because he's been married the entire time we've 'known' him. Um.. oh well. Whee.. what else?? June likes Brian.. um.. that's probably obvious. She has a hidden Brian shrine under her desk, which is unfortunate for ME because I LIKE sitting under her desk, at least I DID before she put up all the Brian pictures Yeah right, Fiona!! You like sitting under the desk even more now! Bwa ha ha ha!.. *sigh* Besides the obvious Backstreet Boys.. June can also be found listening to Lifehouse obsessively, and she also likes The Calling (Alex is blonde Alex is HOT!!!), Godsmack, Linkin Park, Sixpence None The Richer, and Loreena McKennit. I forgot some people, but that's OKAY You got all the important ones :). Yeah, yeah.. this is probably too long already. Sorry (: Oh wait.. June is also an incredible artist Cough, cough, hack, choke, die, even though she pretends she doesn't know that, but she IS. So there.
Fiona is a fifteen-year-old believer in Mass Insanity, a fanfic authoress, and this is June writing her bio.
Ummmm, I don't know what to say. Okay, first off, Fiona has to put the fanfic she's been writing lately online because it's extremely good! So if you're reading this and you want to read a really really good story, email us (SpoonThievesInc@msn.com) and tell Fiona to put her story online.
Fiona's likes include Lifehouse, BSB, The Calling, Linkin Park, Nickelback, and many other groups that don't come to mind at the moment... For many years, I've had a theory that she likes Brian but doesn't confess it (heh heh). I do NOT. However, Fiona would like everyone to know that she doesn't find any members of BSB attractive. (I don't THINK ... Fiona, please correct this if I'm wrong. Don't worry.. you aren't) But of course, there's also Jason Wade (Lifehouse) and Alex Band (The Calling). They're not in BSB. There's also Chester Dunworthy, but he's pretty scary.
Fiona also enjoys reading non-fanfic material Patricia McKillip is GOD and drawing and painting with watercolors. Fiona's dislikes include Britney Spears et. al., most pop music that gets a lot of radio play, Carson Daly the Pig, overly loud students in large cult-like gatherings, and her bus, which she often rides to and from school. I don't know what else to say. Woohoo, I have no talent at writing biographies. ;)
* From 'Sick Cycle Carousel' by LIFEHOUSE (We love Jason!)