Engineer in
the hell
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An engineer dies and reports to
the pearly gates. |
St. Peter checks his dossier and
says, "Ha, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." |
So the engineer reports to the gates
of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets |
dissatisfied with the level of comfort
in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. |
After a while, they've got air conditioning,
flush toilets, escalators and the engineer is a pretty |
popular guy. |
One day God calls Satan up on the
telephone and says with a sneer:"So, how's it going down |
there in hell?" |
Satan replies: "Hey, things are
going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and
there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
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God replies: "What?! You've got
an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there,
send him up here." |
Satan says: "No way. I like having
an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." |
God says: "Send him back up here
or I'll sue." |
Satan laughs uproariously and answers:
"Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a |
lawyer?" |
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