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The Hall of
SHAME!
Edition No:10 April 2006
Paul Biya - Special Edition (III)
Hall of Shame Mission Statement
This site is dedicated to expose those shameful
people who think they can lie, cheat, steal and violate the principles of
basic humanity and remain anonymous. As you are aware, my involvement
 with
Cameroon began through the glazed eyes of a tourist. After a sham marriage
and the loss of my life savings to the corrupt judiciary, I now see the
plight of Cameroonians through much clearer eyes. It is through fiercely
protected anonymity, by those involved, that corruption heads down its
unbending path. These are the same people sitting in the pew next to you
in church on Sundays, who are stealing the food from your mouth and your
children’s education on Mondays. I say, lets take a look at these people
and let them enjoy the sleepless nights that they inflict upon others.
Exposure of these peoples' acts of shame is the strongest tool to drive
others away from these evil practices.
Is Cameroon so far down the toilet bowl of
corruption that it is beyond help? I think not, but the fact that many
wear their crimes as medals to their cleverness, and worse, that others
aspire in the same way to achieve like goals is a mentality worthy of
standing against.
Glenn
Hall of Shame - Monthly newsletter
The next edition will be published on
the 1st of May 2006 and shall continue to arrive on the
1st of the month thereafter. If you wish to subscribe you can
reply to
Camerooninjustice@hotmail.com and write SUBSCRIBE in the
subject box. Each month once the newsletter is loaded onto the site you
shall receive in your email inbox, a link to take you to the newsletter.
Submissions
Please feel free to send your own corruption or
injustice stories. Each month contributions highlighting the difficulties
of those that may not have found the means to voice their issues will be
considered. Of course I would need to check story validity depending on
its contents, but we won’t be shying away from what needs to be said.
Consider this your newsletter and within reason there shall be no
censorship. Photos can be published also, if they enhance your tale. Its
early days and may take a couple of editions to get into the flow of
things, but no target is too big. My philosophy is fairly simple “A thief
is a thief”. I don’t discriminate on age, colour, race or sex. I do
request that you use this forum for the purpose it is intended. Thanks.
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From The Editors
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Dear Fellow Corruption Haters,
Another
very strange month has passed. As they say,
“fact is often stranger than fiction”, and I for one don’t have
the imagination to dream this stuff up. During the course of the
month a strange thing happened. I received from the manufacturer,
a prototype of the "Dictator Doll" I advertised in last months
newsletter.
(See advertisement at the bottom of this
page) The doll looked very life-like and the image of Biya was
excellent. For some reason, I'm not sure why, but I used some
needles I had nearby and pierced the stomach region of the doll
several times. It even seemed like a very silly thing to do at the
time. I thought nothing more of it until I began reading reports
on the web a couple of days later saying that the President was
taken to hospital with stomach cramps or abdominal pains. I was
dumfounded when I read the reports. Could I believe in Voodoo,
that something like this can happen or is it purely coincidence? If it is coincidence, it's almost to spooky to believe.
Later, I did read another report that Biya is still in
Europe suffering from food poisoning he got while in Equatorial Guinea.
That he is in really bad shape and belching up all that stolen
money he’s eaten!
We also have the final voting on the sentence to be carried out
in the final phase of the trial of Paul Biya. Many thanks to the
thousands of you who voted throughout the trial, I think we can
all feel encouraged that finally “Justice shall Prevail”. A
special thanks to all who actively participated in this landmark
case, showing that the small people do have a voice and are
entitled to be heard. We have done the hard work and now is the
time to pass the matter over to a power much higher than
ourselves.
I also noticed a new and informative website with excellent links
to the various groups involved in the struggle for Southern
Cameroon’s independence. Take a few moments to see what is
available at the
Independent Gazette .
All
the best, Glenn
CAMEROON: Biya
suffers malaise in Equatorial Guinea
YAOUNDE, 16 Mar 2006 (IRIN) - Cameroon’s
President Paul Biya suffered a malaise on Wednesday in Equatorial
Guinea while attending a summit of central African leaders, his
office said on Thursday.
Hall of Shame Supreme Court
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IN
THE INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE
HOLDEN AT THE HAGUE.
BETWEEN;
THE PEOPLE OF CAMEROON...............APPLICANTS
AND
PAUL BARTHELEMY BIYA....................RESPONDENTS
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NOTICE
Take notice that the Court shall moved on the forenoon or soon
thereafter on behalf of the people of Cameroon for the following
crimes against humanity, genocide and embezzlement:
SENTENCING
(I) The Higher Judicial
Council of the Hall of Shame Supreme Court declares that the
punishment to be served on the criminal ( PAUL BARTHELEMY BIYA)
has been decided through a just & fair vote of his peers.
(II)
This Court declares that the punishment,
to be implemented immediately is as declared in article
(III). The
court shall with no negotiation declare that all (100%) assets
belonging to Paul Biya are immediately frozen and procedures put
in place for the assets to be returned to the people of
Cameroon.
a)
Banishment from Cameroon.
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Votes -
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b)
Execution.
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Votes -
448 |
c)
Imprisonment for life.
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Votes -
1342 |
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d)
Tie him on a post
at Kumba markets, rub salt on his legs and let goats lick
them. |
Votes -
521 |
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e)
Stringing him up by the balls and pierce him
piece meal until all the stolen wealth is returned. |
Votes -
892 |
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(III)
Banishment and Imprisonment for life in a foreign country.
(IV) An Arrest warrant has
now been issued by this court for the detainment of Paul Biya. The
court is seeking to deport the prisoner to Belgium, where
proceedings can begin in the International Court, seeking a life
sentence for Crimes against Humanity. This court is not beyond
hiring America’s most famous Bounty Hunter and arguably the Worlds
"Greatest" Bounty Hunter, Duane Lee Chapman, AKA – The Dog, to bring
Paul Biya to Justice.
Official Website of Dog Duane Chapman
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Paul Biya na tifman
Paul Biya na tif man
Hey wa
I say Biya Bi Mvondo na tif man
Hey wa wa wa wa wa hey wa!
Ye first name na Tifman
Ye last name na Biya
I say Biya Bi Mvondo na tifman
Hey wa wa wa wa wa hey wa!
Ninety-Nine day for tif man
One day for the owners oh
Biya na tifman hey
Hey wa wa wa wa wa hey wa!
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If you
tif tifman ye money you don do good
But if you tif country ye money your last name na Biya
I say Biya na Tif man
Hey wa wa wa wa wa hey wa
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Simal time ropi go tie yi karnass
Hey wa
Then they go wrap yi bangala
Hey wa
Chantou I di sorry na you my sister
Hey wa wa wa wa wa hey wa.
Ohhhhh hey wa
Hey wa wa wa wa wa hey wa
I sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hey wa wa wa wa wa hey wa.
Cameroon
Hey wa wa wa wa wa hey
Ahmadou Ahidjo
Hey wa wa wa wa wa hey wa.
Mamfe – Bamenda
Hey wa wa wa wa wa hey wa.
Bami- Beti
Hey wa wa wa wa wa hey wa
Hausa- Tipouri
Hey wa wa wa wa wa hey wa.
How you i enjoy ma song?
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Hey wa wa wa wa wa hey
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tchack tchack Frippp Pooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm
National Song And Drama Contest Against Corruption
Launched
A national song and drama
contest has been launched by a Limbe-based NGO, Civil
Initiatives for Development with Integrity, CIDI, in a bid
to bolster the national fight against corruption. An
announcement to this effect states that the contest, which
has as its theme, "Corruption" is open to individuals,
schools and groups who are interested.
BIYA'S POWER LOTION
The Inside Story of a
Bloodhound Who May Be a Serial Killer.
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Shame File No:7
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Name: Barrister Mbi Jonas
Residence: Solomon Law Firm
Lumumba Street, Kumba
Aliases: Na Kumba feyman.
Mbi na oversize doki. |
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Congratulations Mbi Jonas for finally making an appearance where
you belong, in this arena where thieves, liars & cheats are
exposed for what they are. For those who may
wonder what my issues are with this feyman, here's a short
explanation.On June 20, 2001 Barrister Mbi was brought to
Limbe (by Enow Brillian Ayuk) to act on my behalf on the
purchaser of a compound at Towe Quarter, Mile 2. The
purchase price was 10,000,000 and Barrister Mbi advised that his
fees would be 500,000. (10% of the purchase price). Behind
the scenes Barrister Mbi had arranged that the seller - a
Colonel Ebogo Titus, would be paid the actual price of
8,000,000cfa and fake documents were to be drawn up for me to
believe that the price was 10,000,000. Barrister Mbi Jonas
accepted his 500,000 cfa fee from me to act on my behalf and
then stole 2,000,000 cfa. So far he has supplied 3 different
documents of title on the same purchase. On July 31, 2001,
I presented myself at Solomon Chambers to discuss discrepancies
with the compound title documents. Barrister Mbi Jonas made
excuses and accepted that the documents were poor and had
problems. On August 2nd he arrived in Limbe asking for 200,000
cfa to redo the title papers in my name. At this time Barrister
Mbi withheld all the documentation and was to advise Enow
Brillian Ayuk to remove all documentation of my purchases from
the marital home, which she did three days later. Barrister Mbi
Jonas was then present at State Council six days later (10th
August) where an attempt was made to jail & deport me. Barrister
Mbi Jonas attended State Council representing Enow Brillian Ayuk,
with three pages of false charges (which were to disappear from
State Council office a month later). It is possible that
Barrister Mbi Jonas was the one who planted the seed in Enow
Brillian Ayuk's head, that led to her poisoning me.
The story goes on, but basically Solomon Chambers is a thieves
hideout and unknowing people seeking legal service should remain
clear of this Chamber of Thieves.
Have no fear Barrister Jonas Mbi, we shall be visiting you
continually, until such time as you appear at Fako High court
and set straight your shameful actions in the court matter still
pending. I hope Mr. Biya realizes that it is because
of bottom feeding rodents like you, that he is taking a continual
bath in this forum. But for thieves like you bringing shame upon
the Cameroon Judiciary specifically and Cameroon in general, this
website wouldn't exist. I hope Popol appreciates your efforts
and rewards you appropriately.
Mbi Jonas oversize lies (First two words
falling pitch and the last two rising pitch)
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Lie Lie Lawyer oh Pampam (chorus)
Mbi Jonas oversize head
Lie Lie Lawyer oh Pampam (chorus)
Mbi Jonas Oversize coat
Lie Lie Lawyer oh Pampam (chorus)
Mbi Jonas Oversize shoes
Lie Lie Lawyer oh Pampam (chorus)
Mbi Jonas oversize dross
Lie Lie Lawyer oh Pampam (chorus)
Mbi Jonas oversize doki
Lie Lie Lawyer oh Pampam (chorus)
Let only the men sing this part
Mbi, Mbi (slow)
Mbi Mbi Mbi Mbi Mbi (fast)
Ladies only
Mbi, Mbi (slow)
Mbi Mbi Mbi Mbi Mbi
All
Mbi, Mbi (slow)
Mbi Mbi Mbi Mbi Mbi
Then repeat the song all over.
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My 2 Cents !
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Hunting the "Big Whales"
Here we are again, only some few short
months later and to those that aren’t blind, it can be clearly
seen that Biyas
 anti-corruption locomotive is not only slowing
down but being turned down some sidetrack. Knowing that all
fingers are pointing at him (Biya). What does he do? Start
another anti corruption drive. I guess that he will torture and
goal a few scapegoats and stand there expecting to be hailed as
some type of hero! The most disappointing part of this is that
to some extent he will probably succeed. His recent self-appointment
as the head of a National Anti-Corruption Commission
wreaks of more foul play against the citizens of Cameroon. Biya
knows that if he appoints a
 Politician or Judge as team leader,
he risks a similar episode as happened in the 90’s with minister
Garga, where the bloated whales were exposed. Biya knows that
all roads to corrupt practices lead straight to the gates of the
Presidential Palace. Which one of his palaces you ask? Well, all
of them of course!“For those who don't remember, a similar
anti-corruption drive was launched in the early 1990s when Garga
was the Minister of Public Services. Garga took the
anti-corruption campaign so seriously that his enthusiasm
threatened the very foundations of the Biya regime.
As a result, the President stepped in and unceremoniously
stripped Garga of his authority to hunt the "big whales" that
were emptying the national treasury. He resigned in protest in
August 1992“.
(excerpt from the news story below)
My thoughts on this matter are quite simple. We have an
unwanted Japanese whaling fleet lurking around the southern
oceans below Australia. I suggest that post haste we send them
to Cameroon to blast away with their harpoons at the bloated and
lazy whales. They would be easy targets for any
harpooner, as after living off the fat of the people, I just
can’t picture them moving quickly enough to avoid the explosive
harpoon. The Japanese only kill whales for scientific
experiments (Well that's their story), so maybe they can analyze the bloated whale samples
and discover what makes these corrupt people act the way they
do? It has been said that most of the whales harpooned by the Japanese end up on a dinner plate or in a tin of dog food. Hmm,
that might be just the motivation for those bloated whales to think
about quickly shedding a few pounds and a few billion cfa!
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How Far WILL Biya Go - And How Far SHOULD He Go?
A recent interview given to The Post
Newspaper by Garga Haman Adji (aka "the whale hunter"), a
former Minister of Public Service and Administrative Reforms,
raises a more relevant question: How far should Biya go, given
the mind-boggling depth of institutionalized corruption in
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Then there were the Cameroonian athletes who fled before the
closing ceremony of the Commonwealth games in Melbourne. If they
were genuine athletes who took their chance for a better life and
to escape the clutches of the Biya regime, then I wish them the
best of luck. But if they are cheats who bribed their way to be
included in the Cameroon delegation with the sole purpose of
cheating the immigration procedures, then I hope these persons are
caught and given a taste of our detention centre's, before being
deported back to Cameroon and the welcoming committee that Biya
shall have waiting for them.
All the best, Glenn Wilson
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Photographs Wanted ($200 US each)
We are still missing a
few “Shame File” photos. In the interest of seeing that none of these
crooks escape under the Hall of Shame radar, we
decided to double the incentive to (US $200). Barrister Mbi
(Solomon Chambers) is still hiding in Kumba for
some lucky photographer, (snapped!). The last I knew, the SGBC Manager & Assistant
Manager were both at the Limbe SGBC branch. As for the Chief of
Territorial Surveillance in Buea, he is a large Bayangi man and was
there in 2002 / 2003 (Governors Office building). He can be identified
by Inspector Enow Stephen Etengeneng of Buea Judicial Police. Further
helpful information on these “Shame File Fugitives” locations can be
requested by contacting me at the address below. Photos must be of
similar quality to those used in previous shame files. Good luck with
the snapping. If you can send me a photograph of any of those people
listed below, and it is published on the shame file, a payment of $200
US shall be made to the sender. The personal details of any senders
shall remain completely confidential and shall be known only by myself.
Photos can be forwarded to
Camerooninjustice@hotmail.com.
Why not get some cash and at the same time let me expose them for their
corrupt ways?
Like I said,
“This is your site too”.
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WANTED
SGBC, Limbe. Manager -
Ndoumbe Lottin.
SGBC, Limbe. Assistant Manager
- Francois Ngouania.
Justice J. F. Fonkwe
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Fako Appeals Court Judge. Buea
Chief of Territorial
Surveillance, Buea. (Governors Office - large Bayangi man)
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NEWS -
April 2006
Commonwealth Games: Nine Cameroon Athletes Disappear
Cameroon's chef de mission reported the
athletes missing to police at the temporary police station at the
village about two hours before the Games closing ceremony began.
CPDM Blames Corruption Spread On Judiciary 
The Cameroon Peoples Democratic Movement,
CPDM, party has accused the judiciary of sowing seeds of corruption
that have spared no sector in the country. In a motion of support read
at the Bamenda Congress Hall during celebration of the 21st
anniversary of the party on March 24, the militants regretted that if
not of a corrupt judiciary, Cameroon could have been corruption free.
Assets Declaration Bill To Rock Parliament
The ongoing Parliamentary session is
expected to go stormy this week when MPs begin scrutinizing the bill
on the declaration of assets in a plenary sitting. Members of the
Constitutional Laws Committee began scanning the draft law last week.
According to sources, discussions were hot and rowdy as MPs picked
holes on the bill.
Can Biya, On His Own, Effectively, Arrest All Big Time Embezzlers?
Biya should Declare Assets
I do not believe that Biya can effectively arrest all the big
shots embezzling state funds. First, he should declare his assets
according to Article 66 of the constitution. It is only at that point
that the big shots could be arrested. Without that, there are no
hopes. Philip Njaru, Human Rights Defender
Hon. Tamfu Recommends Biya To Arrest Even Himself 
"We are gathered here today to tell His Excellency
Paul Biya that he is dancing the real dance. We need to encourage him
to arrest more embezzlers of public funds, whether they are in the
ruling party or the opposition. Even if it means arresting some of us
in the CPDM or himself, let him do it for us to arrive at the HIPC-Initiative
Completion Point".
Biya Heads Anti-Corruption Commission
President Paul Biya Saturday, March 11, signed a
Presidential Decree creating a National Anti-Corruption Commission,
NAC, with him at the helm.
People, how can Biya, the king and keeper of corruption in
Cameroon head a commission fighting the same scourge? Nonsense. This
is another clear indication that the Biya regime, like a leopard can't
change it's spots. Biya could not trust anyone else to shield his
shady dealings and decided to seat at the helm of the body so he can
decide who to sacrifice for PR reasons and who to maintain. (Readers
comment)
Biya Must Confront Root Causes Of Corruption - Prof. Kale
Interviewed By
Dibussi Tande
In this interview, Professor Kofele-Kale talks about the
anti-corruption drive in Cameroon, and the need to establish
international mechanisms for dealing with corruption by high-ranking
government officials.
UPC Mackit Decries Release Of Alleged Embezzlers
President of UPC Mackit Dr. Samuel Mackit has said
the ongoing anti-corruption fight led by President Paul Biya
 is a big
joke. At a press conference in Douala on March 17, Mackit
questioned why the big time 'thieves' arrested for embezzlement of
public funds are soon released. Worse still, Cameroonians are not
told why they are arrested.
Cameroon gay list publisher jailed for defamation
When was this homosexuality story broken? A month
ago? And the editor is heading to jail already? If Cameroon "justice"
was this efficient with corrupt public officials, wouldn't the country
be far better off than prosecuting newspaper tabloid editors?
Newspaper editors are not keeping the country poor and undeveloped,
but corruption certainly is. Priorities, priorities, priorities! When
would we ever get our priorities right? Readers Comment.
Angry Workers Ground Work At Tole Tea Estate
For two weeks running, workers of Tole Tea
Plantation, near Buea in the Southwest Province, have neither plucked
a single leaf nor switched on any machine in the tea-processing
factory that has existed since 1954.They duly report on duty at 6
o'clock every morning; hang around in clusters until noon, and then go
their respective ways, to do subsistence farming.
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Human
Rights Issues |
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Cameroon Human Rights Record Still Poor
Following Paul Biya's authoritarian rule and
decades of economic degradation, corruption, graft and, sometimes,
outright theft, the Head of State's occupation of Cameroon has
compounded the abuse of the human rights of the citizens. The President,
in his latest move, has tied the element of corruption and debt relief
together in what amounts to a threnody of grief for the grand ambition
dream.
Cameroon Human Rights Report for 2005
The government's human rights record remained poor,
and the government continued to commit numerous serious human rights
abuses.
Plots to silence
SCNC activists?
By Ashu Divine, human rights activist
The continuous arrest and detention of SCNC leaders and activists
around Cameroon is creating fears within the SCNC organization. It is
feared the Government has a list of over 150 SCNC activists they must
put behind bars or assassinate in a means to weaken the organization.......
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Cameroon cops detaining 9 Students 4 protest
About
nine students of the Government High School Mamfe (GHS), members of the
Southern Cameroons Youths League (SCYL), and members of the Manyu
Youth?s Association were this afternoon arrested at the inauguration
ground of the Mamfe general hospital. It should be noted that this
hospital was build by the colonial masters, and since then it has never
been renovated and the mortuary section is still not operational.
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Subject: MORE ARREST AND HUMAN RIGHT ABUSE IN MAMFE.
Date: Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:26:38 +0100 (BST)
MORE ARREST AND HUMAN RIGHT ABUSED IN MAMFE.
DEAR COMRADES,
Another member of the SCYL, and member of SCNC Besongabang Mamfe. Mr Etando Conrad Eta was
detained yesterday 28th march 2006 at the Gendarmerie Brigade
Mamfe when he went to give food to the SCYL detainees at the
Gendarmerie Brigade Mamfe. Mr. Etando was amongst the friends and
relatives of the detainees who had pleaded for two days without
success for the Gendarmes to allow food to be taken to the
prisoners. As there were waiting outside for maybe a change of
mind, Mr.Etado was called to take the food to the detainees as he
entered the cell, the door was locked behind him and he was made a
prisoner. He spent his first night in the cell with the rest of
the SCYL detainees and sympathisers.
We continue to plead for the immediate released of the detained
persons.
Yours Sincerely.
OBEN MAXWELL.
SCNC / SCYL Cordinator.
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Law Without Boundaries: Presumption Of Innocence And Fair Trial (III)
Right to be tried without undue delay
It's the fundamental right of every accused person charged with a
criminal offence to be tried without undue delay. However, fast and
swift justice may sometimes occasion a miscarriage of justice in a
society where the judicial system is highly corrupt, inefficient and
lack the necessary tools to carry out a proper and neat
investigations. Joseph Mbi Tanyi, Attorney -at-
law
British PM Urged To Correct Mistakes in Cameroon
A group of demonstrators from the former U.N. trust territory in
southern Cameroon living abroad have issued a strongly worded letter
to British Prime Minster Tony Blair. They have called his attention to
the historical wrong that was done to southern Cameroon when the U.K.
transferred the territory to the French-controlled state of the
Cameroon Republic.
UPDATES
Why Biya Hangs On
A lot of ink has been spilled over the years about
the shortcomings of the Biya regime and its inability to bring about the
change needed to pull Cameroon out of its present predicament. The
country is indeed sick. Many have wondered how the Biya regime continues
to maintain its grip on power amidst all the chaos in which it finds
itself.
Kohtem Murder:Governor To Testify
Northwest Governor Koumpa Issa and Fon Chafah XI of
Bangolan will be expected to testify
when the trial of Fon Doh Gah Gwanyin of Balikumbat for the murder of
John Kohtem will resume on March 20.Meanwhile, following the
commencement of the full trial of the 12 suspects in the murder case, a
number of high profile personalities have been testifying, a majority of
them against Fon Doh.
Suit Against Njeuma: SYNES Goes On Appeal
The University of Buea branch of the Union of
Teachers of Higher Education, SYNES, has appealed against a Fako High
Court decision, throwing out a defamation
 case it filed against Dr. Mrs.
Dorothy Limunga Njeuma, former UB Vice Chancellor. The learned trial
judge erred in law when he allowed himself to be influenced into
dismissing the suit on the grounds that Dr. Njeuma is one of the
Politburo members of the ruling CPDM party, ex-minister and Vice
Chancellor of the largest State University and whose brilliant career
should not be soiled, stated the counsel.
Census Unveils Irregular Personnel In UB
A census in the University of Buea, UB, has revealed
that some lecturers had been drawing duty allowances for ranks/posts
that they did not hold.
Commonwealth Should Hold Gov’ts Accountable
Every year, March 13 is celebrated as the
Commonwealth Day. As you already know, the Commonwealth is a global
family of 54 member countries. About 1.7 billion people in these
countries make up a quarter of the world's population. While the Day
should be marked not only to know about other countries' cultures and
their people, it should also be observed to remind governments of their
commitment towards democracy and development.
Looking Back at the Messi Messi Affair (1): “The Greatest
Politico-Financial Scandal of all Times”
By Dibussi Tande
14 years ago, the Biya regime was rocked to its foundations by the
Messi Messi affair which many still consider as Cameroon's greatest
politico-financial scandal of all times. As a new anti-corruption
caravan rolls on, kicking and screaming, we revisit the scandal that
brought the country to a virtual standstill back in 1992.
Looking Back at the Messi Messi Afair (2): “The Interview that Shook the
World”
Looking Back at the Messi Messi Affair (3): Monga Returns, the Biya
Regime Goes on the Offensive
PHOTOGRAPH CAPTION
What is Paul Doing?
a) Auditioning for a role in the latest Oliver Twist movie. His
line “Please sir, can I rule Cameroon again for 20 more years"?
b) Returning from consulting a Mallam but camouflaging as
though it was a cup?
c) Holding the communion cup he stole when he was a priest
and was sacked?
d) Auctioning Chantou to the highest bidder for a week
while he travels to France?
e) Carrying a mixed poison for SCNC and Ambazonian leaders.
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Glenn’s
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Dear Glenn,
You may recall that I wrote to your newsletter about the
appalling state of Cameroon’s economy, a victim of corruption at
the top. We Cameroonians, safely settled in Europe, are
embarrassed by the Biya mafia’s activities, and despair at the
hopeless situation of our compatriots trapped in our homeland.
There’s an old adage ‘something’s rotten in the State of
Denmark’. No it’s in Cameroon, and the smell is wafting all the
way from West Africa to Europe. We are trying to form an
association with the aim of grabbing Biya and his generals, if
they happen to stray across the Belgium border. Who knows, if
other nations learn of the outrageous situation in Cameroon, with
the economy being raped regularly by the Unity Palace clan,
another nation may join with Belgium.
Our legal team is drafting a statement of claim for rapid fire
action if the opportunity arises. We are also putting a publicity
team together, so that European governments will become aware of
the gravity of Cameroon’s situation. We must act as a dynamic
team- not just voices in the wilderness.
Importantly we want to bombard France with details so that the
crook will be embarrassed when his gold plated aircraft arrives in
Paris for another extravagant party. Of course the plane will be
packed with Generals and their wives, girlfriends, some
 ‘boyfriends’, and other cronies, all using the money that should
pay the salaries of government employees, some of whom have not
been paid for years.
Please ask the poverty stricken people of Cameroon to keep
alert for news, when Paul heads off for another jaunt. Perhaps we
could then flood the press with questions about his activities. He
won’t be able to hide when he’s staying in a democracy. Unlike
Cameroon, the European press is free, and editors can’t be gaoled
and tortured for simply reporting activities. So, anyone living
close to the palace, or the airport, can provide a service to
their fellow Cameroonians.
I beg Cameroonians to keep the faith- he will fall, along with
his army officers, even though they are outside the law, all
crooks eventually fall, HARD.
Sincerely,
Charles Le Blanc
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Investor’s Corner
Cameroon is today one of the strangest places on earth. Now take
this scenario. One person investigates high level theft in
government and comes out with a list of alleged thieves. Normally,
the government will investigate this. In Cameroon it is the
reverse. The person who investigates the minister is himself
investigated and dragged to court because according to the
Cameroon minister of FINANCE, " une presse de haine, de jalousie,
qui incite au meurtre… " So, he is not in court for defamation but
on grounds that "the press is consumed by hate, jealousy and that
the press incites murder". Consequently, if one were to publish a
story relating to banditry of the people's money by a gang of
thieves in government, then you must be doing so under the
influence of hate, jealousy so that the perpetrators will be
murdered by the angry people whether the story is true or not.
Well, unfortunately, that exactly is why the press publish such
acts by evil men. To incite the people to wake up......and since
the people cannot get justice as quickly as the Ministers from the
corrupt system, mob justice is inevitable.... Most people get what
they ask "hate, jealousy and death" on account of their evil acts.
So instead for the government dragging poor publishers to court,
why not investigate ministers in accordance with the constitution
that allows for asset declaration? This may obviate an impending
socio- political disaster in Cameroon.
Mbua
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Cashier Pleads Guilty To FCFA 20 M Misappropriation
Financial system development precedes
economic development. In the very corrupt society of
 la republique du
cameroun, the financial system cannot function properly, hence there is
no need to emphasize the need for economic development. La republique
francaise du cameroun, do tackle your very corrupt values before
thinking of financial and economic development. (Readers comment).
Why Cameroon Is Poor And Corrupt
A Review By
Dibussi Tande
In his book, The Undercover Economist, Tim
Harford, a World Bank economist and columnist for the Financial Times,
dedicates a chapter to the reason why poor countries remain poor. The
chapter draws extensively, if not exclusively, from the Cameroon
experience.
Why Poor Countries Are Poor (I)
They call Douala the "armpit of Africa." Lodged
beneath the bulging shoulder of West Africa, this malaria-infested city
in southwestern Cameroon is humid, unattractive, and smelly.
Why Poor Countries Are Poor (II)
Olson does not predict that stable dictatorships will
do good things for their countries, just that they'll damage the economy
less than unstable ones. Of course, Biya might make his own
investments-for instance, providing roads or bridges to encourage
commerce. While they would be expensive in the short term, they would
help the economy to prosper, leaving Biya with more opportunities to
steal later.
Former Treasury Director Arrested
Certain quarters are alleging that Akumchi might have
soiled his hands when he served as Paymaster General in Douala in the
90s. They readily cite the infamous practice of 30 percent kickbacks
usually effected by senior treasury staff when paying out bills to
contractors and some civil servants, desperate to lay hands on their
arrears.
Civil Servants' Salaries Blocked In Amity Bank
More than FCFA 8.400.000 meant to pay some 30 civil
servants for the months of December 2005, January and February 2006 are
blocked in Amity Bank, Bamenda. The money was blocked after the Minister
of Finance, Polycarpe Abah Abah, ordered the closure of financial
institutions nationwide in December 2005.
Next Months Newsletter.
Everybody in Cameroon from Biya to the most
trivial citizen like myself lives in holy fear of the
military........The military are the true wielders of power in
Cameroon.....for they would literally obliterate, kill, destroy,
vaporize their enemies and the lameduck Cameroonian judiciary could not
do anything about it......That's why I agree with those who hold that
Cameroon is a police state......did I say police state......naaah I
meant failed state....Ooops freudian slip, I meant to say a military
dictatorship.....
The above is a
comment on the upcoming topic "Biya and the Generals. Who's really
pulling the strings?"
Next month we'll
also begin putting up for viewing, some simple pieces of evidence that
have been before the Fako High Court in my own pending matter. It will
show the callous theft and corruption that is spread throughout the
court, and guaranteed to scare any investor from attempting to conduct
business with such lawlessness in the Cameroon judiciary.
We're also going
through some damaging evidences received against SGBC bank and shall
start the trial against this unscrupulous banking institution once the
case is finalized
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How Banks In Cameroon Frustrate Clients.
Until
government intervenes directly to make things better for the public, the
latter will continue to writhe in the frustration of unscrupulous "bank"
managers and their colleagues.
Till
next month, Take
care, Glenn
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