Miller: Welcome everyone to Bad Blood Three!! Welcome to the greatest night in wrestling history!! The World Cup has come and gone, but the ICWF keeps going and tonight, in the biggest night of the year, we have 9 matches.. all with titles on the line!!

Paco: Wow.. we have nine titles!? Hot Damn!

Miller: We sure do.. Some say it’s too much but if you look at it.. 3 of those are in separate divisions.. Women’s, tag and lightweight..

Paco: yup that’s right..

Miller: But again, all the titles are on the line, all the divisions are going to be displayed.. and in some of the most hardcore gimmick matches ever! It’s just going to be a great night of action Paco.. and I’m sure some of those gimmick matches we got tonight are making you smile from ear to ear!

Paco: Oh without a doubt.. You know.. thanks to federations like the W(CENSORED)E the now dead W(CENSORED)W, the X(CENSORED)W and many others, many people believe that wrestling is fake.. that’s all pre-determined.. well not here in the ICWF.. Over here, we bleed for real, we hurt for real, and the best man, or woman wins every time.. We like it hardcore.. we do it insane.. hey.. that’s who we are..

Miller: You know, you keep saying “we” I have never seen you wrestle in a match in these last 4 years.. Ever.

Paco: Well, by we I mean them.. I just say we because I’ve been watching it all happen.

Miller: Well in that case, that we, includes me too! So we are Insane!

Paco: You have to be to be married to Mr. Smith!

Miller: Hey, hey.. don’t start any rumors..

Paco: Oh when are you going to give it up man? The whole world knows! Hell, we’ve all seen the wedding pictures even! I know Brett Archer was your best man!

Miller: What? Archer? I didn’t even know him back then…

Paco: Sure Miller [winks] sure..

Miller: Whatever.. Folks at home.. what do you say if we get this party [smack!] OUCH!! What did you do that for!?

Paco: Stop stealing my lines bioach! My Gente! Let’s get this party started!! Mimi-licious! Take it away essa!!

Darodine 6'8" 248 4-6

VS

Killa Kali 6'5" 265 17-5-1

-^-[The camera switches over to the ring.. Mimi is just now getting inside it and the fans go wild.. She tells them to calm down, they eventually do and she speaks.. ]-^-

M. Vega: You guys are great.. Ladies and Gentlemen.. it is time for the opening match of the night! The following is a BURIED ALIVE Match for the European Championship!!!

-^-[ “Sunday Bloody Sunday” by U2 begins to play and the crowd gives a nice reaction as Darodine makes his way to the ring with his girlfriend Carmen Sanders… ]-^-

M. Vega: Introducing first, the challenger.. Making his way to the ring from Limerick, Ireland.. He is a member of House of Pain and is being accompanied by the lovely Carmen Sanders.. ladies and gentlemen here is.. Darodine!!!

-^-[He gives Carmen and a kiss and then gets inside the ring as Carmen leaves to the back.. Darodine looks around to the crowd as his music dies down.. “Pain” By 2Pac starts to play and this brings out loud boos from the crowd. ]-^-

M. Vega: and his opponent.. Making his way to the ring from South Central, Los Angeles… He is a member of the FTF and is being accompanied by the hot duo of Lil Mz Fury and Lady Rage… ladies and gentlemen here is the current European Champion… Killa Kali!!!

-^-[Killa Kali takes off his title and hands it to Lady Rage.. She throws it over her shoulder as Kali gets inside the ring.. Mimi Vega goes out as the ref calls for the bell.. ]-^-

Miller: Well Bad Blood is about to be under way.. and what a way to start it eh!? A Buried Alive Match!!

Paco: Oh this is going to be great.. someone is going to go down six feet under and we might not see them ever again!

-^-[Both men circle each other before locking up in the middle of the ring.. Killa Kali quickly applies a headlock but Darodine easily pushes him off to the ropes.. Killa Kali bounces off and Darodine goes for a clothesline.. Killa Kali ducks it though and puts on the breaks.. Both men turn to face each other and Kali begins to pound Darodine with right fists! Killa Kali backs Darodine to the ropes and then clotheslines him! Sending Darodine flying to the outside! Killa Kali gets out and picks up Darodine right away.. He then throws him against the steel post, no, Darodine reverses it and Killa Kali hits head first! Kali turns around, and leans against the post.. Darodine charges at him, but Kali moves out of the way at the last second and Darodine hits the steel post with a clothesline! He stumbles around holding his right shoulder and then gets knocked down by Kali who nails him with a big boot to the face! Killa Kali quickly picks Darodine back up, he lifts him over his head and drops him neck first on the guard rail! ]-^-

Miller: Vicious shot right there by Killa Kali who is in control early on the match..

Paco: Yeah, Darodine will bounce back though.. He’s a fighting Irishman! He’s tough customer!

-^-[Killa Kali lifts him again and drops him one more time across the guard rail.. He then grabs Darodine’s left foot and begins to drag him around the ring and then on the side of the steel ramp, heading for the burial ground! The crowd begins a “Daro! Daro!” chant.. Trying to get the man from Limerick to bounce back.. Killa Kali arrives on the right side of the Insane-A-Tron, but of course at the bottom, on the ground.. He sees the small mountain of dirt, and the 6 feet deep hole.. He smiles and then picks up Darodine by his head, but Darodine surprises him with a hard right hand! Killa Kali stumbles back and before he can try to fight back Darodine nails him with a drop kick right to the jaw! Kali goes down and suddenly Darodine is in control.. He picks up Killa Kali and takes him over to where some unused sound equipment is.. He cleans off a table and then nails Killa Kali with a right hand.. he then hooks him for a suplex right in front of the table.. He tries to pick him up but Killa Kali blocks it and it is he that delivers the suplex, dropping Darodine on the hard concrete floor! ]-^-

Miller: Darodine almost put Kali through a table! Kali got lucky!

Paco: I know, damn it.. C’mon Darodine.. you got those big muscles use them! Put him through a table.. or hell.. you put him through a table Kali..!

-^-[Killa makes it to his feet and he picks up Darodine.. He gives him a kick to the gut and then hooks him between his legs.. He tries to pick him up but Darodine blocks it and instead back body drops Killa Kali! Darodine is back in control.. he picks up Killa Kali and then takes him over to where the table is again.. this time Darodine gives Kali a kick to the gut and hooks him for a Powerbomb!! The crowd cheers but as Darodine is about to pick up Kali, Kali drops to one knee and gives Darodine a low blow! Killa Kali stands up now, grabs Darodine by his neck with both of his hands, lifts him and drops him with a Baldo bomb, right through the table!!! “OH!!” Is heard from the crowd as one half of the HOP2K tag team could be done for the night.. Killa Kali tells the crowd is over.. he grabs Darodine by his legs and then drags him up the little mountain.. He reaches the top and then looks down the hole.. He smiles.. He picks up Darodine and then hooks him between his legs, setting him up for the South Central Effect! ]-^-

Miller: It’s goodnight Darodine!!

Paco: It sure is, say hi to grandpa chicho in heaven.. or grandpa Bucho if you got to hell!

-^-[Killa Kali picks up Darodine and has him set up for the Last Ride Powerbomb.. He then goes to give him the extra push but Darodine grabs his head and then spits his trademark “Green Mist Whiskey” on his face!! Killa Kali stumbles backwards and falls to the ground, along with Darodine and both men go rolling down the small mountain. Killa Kali tries to wipe his face as Darodine gets up and begins to stomp on Killa Kali.. He then picks him up and gives him a kick to the gut.. he then applies a gut wrench, lifts him and drops Killa Kali with a gut wrench suplex! The crowd cheers loudly as Darodine is bouncing back.. He picks up Killa Kali and then throws him over his shoulder.. He then climbs up the mountain, he takes Kali off of his shoulders and goes to drop Kali in but Kali nails him with an elbow to the mid section.. Kali then elbows him in the face and Darodine stumbles backwards.. Kali turns around and he goes to nail Darodine with a right hand but Darodine blocks it and he goes for a clothesline but Killa Kali ducks that.. both turn towards each other and Killa Kali nails him with a super kick!! Darodine goes down, nearly falling inside the hole.. Darodine starts to get up, even after the hard shot.. Kali quickly rushes over and then hooks Darodine for the South Central Effect again! He lifts Darodine up, Darodine tries to fight it again but this time he fails as Kali pushes him up and then Powerbombs him inside the hole!! The crowd immediately begins to boo as Kali grabs a shovel and begins to throw dirt inside the hole.. The ref looks inside the hole, and watches on as Darodine is, like the saying goes, “being buried alive!” Kali continues to throw dirt in until the ref calls for the bell! The camera looks inside and Darodine has indeed been buried! Bell rings.. ]-^-

J. Styles: Here is your winner… and STILL the European Champion.. KILLA KALI!!!!!!

Miller: and Killa Kali has retained the European title again! Man, this guy is just not letting go of it! He is the first ever European Champion.. Has never lost it, except when it was vacated.. then he came back to the ICWF and got it right back..

Paco: Yeah.. Killa Kali is a “thug” the whole European continent can be proud of..

Miller: Word..

Paco: Word..

Miller: Anyway.. Folks we have some footage to show you.. it’s about something that took place earlier today.. and I gotta tell ya.. It’s not pretty..

Paco: It sure wasn’t…

Miller: Take a look so you can see for yourself…

-^-[The scene switches to the back.. the words “earlier today” appear on the right hand corner of the screen letting us know that this footage, was shot, duh, earlier today… We find ourselves inside of ODJ’s office.. The suits no where to be found.. ODJ is looking over at some papers when there is a knock on the door.. ODJ doesn’t look up and asks who it is.. It’s Handy Man.. ODJ shakes his head and tells him he doesn’t want to see him.. the door swings open anyway and in walks Handy Man with the Hardcore title over his shoulder.. He looks at ODJ and speaks. ]-^-

Handy Man: Thanks ODJ, glad to see you too.. Listen, I gotta talk to you about something that has been bothering me..

ODJ: I don’t want to hear it Handy.. I got too much MORE important shit to worry about right now..

Handy Man: more important? What can me more important then the Hardcore Champion? The second best man in the ICWF..

ODJ: More like a has been..

Handy Man: What!?

ODJ: Nothing.. Look Handy Man.. I got a lot of issues.. I got a lot of problems.. you are simply not a priority right now.. so leave my office.. don’t call me alright? I’ll call you…

Handy Man: Look I know you might hate me because of all this FTF/EC stuff.. but you are still my employer and I am still your employee.. and I am the damn hardcore champion and I got a lot of stuff to talk to you about..

ODJ: LOOK! Handy Wipe, unless you want to talk to me about your retirement plans and that you are going to be leaving my fed soon, unless that’s what you want to talk to me about, then I don’t want to hear it! You got a problem? Go to the nursing home.. They’ll take care of people like you..

-^-[ODJ sits back down and goes back to his papers.. He sees Handy Man still standing there, his face red, full of anger.. ODJ waves him off and that appears to do it for Handy Man as he grabs ODJ by his hair, brings him up and then nails him with a right hand! ODJ stumbles backwards and Handy Man throws the title to the side and then jumps over the table and nails ODJ with a hard kick to the mid section! ODJ folds in pain as Handy Man now grabs him by his head and begins to smash it against the desk! ]-^-

Handy Man: Has been huh!? Too old huh!? Not important huh? Well tell me what do you think now that I’m kicking your sorry ass!? What!? I can’t hear you? What!?

-^-[Handy Man brings ODJ back up and then hooks him for the Handy Slam! He brings ODJ up, swings him around and then drops him hard on the desk, putting ODJ through it! The crowd back inside the arena give a mix reaction.. but mostly boos are heard.. Handy Man picks up his title and looks at ODJ.. ]-^-

Handy Man: It will be a cold day in hell ODJ before I retire ODJ.. that’s what I wanted to tell you bitch.. After all the things I’ve seen this week I have realize that I got too much left in me to call it quits.. So ODJ, guess what? You are stuck with me.. Whether you like it or not.. and from here until the day I retire, I will make sure that I make your life a living hell!!

-^-[Handy Man then leaves the office, leaving ODJ on the ground, totally unconscious.... The camera fades to black and then switches back over to Miller and Paco. ]-^-

Miller: Well, we told you fans.. it wasn’t pretty.. ODJ has been way too busy with the HOP, HOP2K, FTF and now with their alliance with EC that he simply doesn’t want to deal with anyone else.. He told Allen to beat it.. and now he told Handy Man the same thing, but Handy Man, as expected, reacted the only way he knows how..

Paco: By kicking ass.. and you know Miller, here we were all thinking that Handy Man was going to retire and now he has changed his mind.. which I think it’s great, cuz I don’t want to see one of my all time favorite hardcore ICONS go away from the ICWF..

Miller: Well you get your wish.. and later on he will be defending the hardcore title against The Frost.. but up next folks, we have the Triangle match up for the North American Title… Tatum Coe defends against Dynamic Dynamite and Brett Archer!

Paco: Oooh this is going to be a good one! Mimi, you hot tamale you.. take it away!

Brett Archer 6'5" 245 5-4-1

VS

Tatum Coe 6'2" 227 10-3

VS

Dynamic Dynamite 6'7" 275 6-3-1

-^-[The camera switches over to Mimi Vega who is already in the ring, ready for the introductions… ]-^-

M. Vega: Ladies and gentlemen it’s time for the second bout of the night.. The following match is scheduled for two falls with no time limit and it’s a Triangle Match for the North American Championship!!

-^-[The crowd cheers.. then “Summer of ’69” By Brian Adams begins to play and the crowd boos loudly as Brett Archer makes his way to the ring with his uh, friend, TBA.. ]-^-

M. Vega: Introducing the first challenger.. Making his way to the ring from Tempe, Arizona.. and being accompanied by Tiny Brett Archer.. Ladies and Gentlemen here is FTF member.. Brett Archer!!!

-^-[He gets inside the ring after talking some serious strategy with TBA.. His music dies down and then “Fiend” By Coal Chamber begins to play.. The crowd gives a mix reaction as Dynamic Dynamite makes his way to the ring with his entourage: Jenna Jameson, OG Thug, Heather Hunter and Kira Kener. ]-^-

M. Vega: and the second opponent.. Making his way to the ring from St. Louis, Missouri.. Ladies and Gentlemen here is… “The Franchise” Dynamic Dynamite!!!

-^-[He gets inside the ring and immediately starts to go at it with Brett Archer.. Just then.. “THEY SAY I’M COCKY.. and I say WHAT!?” is heard as “Cocky” By Kid Rock begins to play… The crowd goes wild as they anticipate the entrance of the HOP member.. Mimi is on the outside of the ring now, safe and sound..]-^-

M. Vega: and their opponent.. Making his way to the ring from San Francisco, California… Ladies and Gentlemen here is House of Pain member.. and the current North American Champion… Tatum Coe!!!

-^-[Tatum Coe finally comes out, to the roar of the crowd, and then rushes down the ramp.. He drops his title on the outside and then slides in and goes right after Dynamite and Archer who were beating each other senseless… bell rings.. ]-^-

Miller: Dynamite and Archer didn’t want to wait for Tatum Coe, who’s making his return to the ICWF after suffering an injury that kept him out of the ring for 3 weeks!

Paco: Yeah.. many say that he’s not ready.. but Coe told me there was no way in hell he was going to miss Bad Blood!

-^-[Tatum Coe nails both men with right hands and both turn their attention to Coe and begin to pound him hard.. They decide to work together and back Coe to the ropes and then whip him to the other side.. Tatum Coe bounces off and ducks a double clothesline attempt by both men.. They turn around and Coe on the rebound runs over both of them with a double clothesline of his own! The crowd cheers as Coe quickly picks up Brett Archer and drops him with a body slam! Dynamite gets up only to receiver the same treatment!! Coe picks him right back up, hooks him for a suplex and delivers it! Coe gets on top of Dynamite for the pin but Archer pulls him off after the 1 count.. Coe makes it to his feet and blocks a right hand from Archer, then gives him a kick to the mid section! Coe quickly hooks Archer and drops him with a DDT! The crowd cheers loudly as Tatum Coe is cleaning house! Tatum Coe now picks up Dynamite and throws him against the corner.. There he begins to nail him with rights and lefts as the crowd counts along.. ]-^-

Miller: Tatum Coe has returned on fire!!! He’s cleaning house, he’s pounding both men, he is showing them why he is the North American Champion!

Paco: Calm down there man before you make a mess of your pants.. I have to agree with you though.. Coe is looking very impressive this early on! He’s showing no ring rust what so ever esse!

-^-[Coe then sets Dynamite on the top turnbuckle and then begins to climb it himself.. He reaches the second rung and then hooks Dynamic Dynamite for a Superplex! Before he can deliver it though, he is surprised by Archer who gets between his legs, pulls him off the corner and then drops him to the mat hard with a Powerbomb!! Dynamic Dynamite seeing the opportunity, stands at the very top and then jumps off, and connects with an elbow drop! Double D goes for the pin now and the ref counts! One! Two! And Archer pulls Dynamic Dynamite off! Double D gets up and shoves Archer.. Archer shoves him back and a war of fists gets started! Dynamic Dynamite wins this round as he backs Archer to the ropes.. he then whips him to the other side where Archer bounces off.. Dynamic Dynamite puts his head down and Archer stops, hooks him by his mid section and then delivers a gut wrench Powerbomb!! Archer gets up, happy with his move and then turns around only to get nailed with a spinning heel kick from Tatum Coe! Archer goes down hard and Tatum Coe quickly makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Archer! ]-^-

Miller: Tatum Coe almost had Brett Archer right there!!

Paco: He sure did, but Archer had enough sense left in him to be able to kick out..

-^-[Tatum Coe who is back in control picks up Dynamic Dynamite now.. He then gives him a kick to the mid section, and as Dynamic Dynamite folds in pain, Tatum Coe grabs him by his head and then drops him with a Face-Buster! The crowd cheers as Tatum Coe now flips Dynamic Dynamite over for the pin! The ref counts! One! Two! Kick out by Dynamic Dynamite.. Tatum Coe makes it to his feet and points to the corner.. The crowd cheers and he then goes to the corner and begins to climb it! He reaches the top, and with Dynamic Dynamite laying on the mat, perfectly in front of him, Tatum Coe jumps off and goes for his modified Frogsplash! Double D moves though and Tatum Coe hits nothing but mat!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as Tatum Coe jumps right back up to his feet holding his mid section.. He leans against the ropes and then Brett Archer comes from out of nowhere and clotheslines Tatum Coe over the top!! The crowd boos loudly but then cheer as Dynamic Dynamite nails Archer from behind with a forearm shot! Dynamic Dynamite turns Archer around and then whips him to the ropes.. No.. Archer reverses it and Dynamic bounces off.. Archer catches him on the rebound and drops Dynamic Dynamite with a sick Powerslam!!! “OH!!” is heard from the crowd as Archer now hooks the leg for the pin! One! Two! Three!! Bell rings!]-^-

Miller: and Dynamic Dynamite is out of there Paco!!

Paco: Yeah.. Brett Archer took him out with a vicious Powerslam! Wow.. did you see how Dynamic Dynamite landed? He landed right on his neck! That has got to hurt!!

-^-[The ref rolls out of the ring as Archer walks towards the ropes, looking for Tatum Coe.. he leans over and sees Tatum Coe… a bit too late as Tatum Coe pulls him by his feet to the outside! Tatum Coe then nails Archer with a right hand! Archer returns it! Coe nails him again and Archer nails him a second time! Both men continue to exchange blows until this time it’s Tatum Coe who wins the battle.. He grabs Archer and throws him back inside the ring… Tatum Coe then hops up on the apron and then walks to the corner.. He then climbs it and looks down at Archer who is not moving a muscle.. Tatum Coe jumps off, and as he does… so does Archer who was playing possum! Tatum Coe goes for a double axe handle smash but instead he gets caught by Archer with a bear hug!! The crowd boos loudly and then starts a “Tatum Coe” chant… Archer has a pretty good grip, so I don’t think the chants will help.. The ref asks Coe if he gives up but Coe gives no answer..]-^-

Miller: Well it could be nighty-nite for Tatum Coe here!!

Paco: Yeah.. if he dozes off, it’s bye-bye North American Title!!

-^-[The ref checks Coe’s arm.. He lifts it, and lets it go.. It drops.. “One!” shouts the ref.. He picks Tatum Coe’s arm a second time.. he lets it go and it drops a second time! “Two!” shouts the ref as Archer starts to smile, thinking the match is over with… The ref lifts the arm a third time.. he lets it go and this time the arm holds! The crowd cheers as Tatum Coe now comes to life and begins to pound Archer with right hands until he lets him go! Archer stumbles backwards and Tatum Coe bounces off the ropes and nails him with a spinning heel kick! Both men jump back up, Archer dazed and confused and Coe holding his lower back.. Coe sees the opening though and he grabs Archer and whips him to the ropes.. Archer bounces off and Coe jumps on his shoulders and drops him with a Hurricanrana!!! The crowd cheers and Tatum Coe makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out! Tatum Coe jumps to his feet and picks Archer back up.. he whips him hard to the corner but Archer reverses it and it’s Coe that hits the turnbuckle hard! Tatum Coe comes out of the corner stumbling and Archer steps up to him, hooks him an drops him with a belly to belly suplex! Brett Archer makes the pin and the ref counts! One! Two! Kick out by Coe! Brett Archer picks up Tatum Coe but Coe surprises him with a rake to the eye! Archer stumbles backwards and Coe grabs him and whips him to the ropes.. Archer bounces of the ropes and Tatum Coe jumps on his shoulders and goes for a head scissor take down! No! Archer blocks it, turning it into a gorilla press! Coe tries to get out of it but can’t and Archer then drops Coe with a Backbreaker from all the way up there!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as Coe appeared to have been broken in half.. Archer makes the pin and the ref counts! One! Two! Three!! Bell rings!! ]-^-

Miller: New Champion!

Paco: Hay Caramba!

M. Vega: Here is your winner… and the.. NEW!!!! North American Champion!!! BRETT ARCHER!!!!!!

-^-[The ref gets handed the title but then little TBA tries to take it away.. The ref holds his ground though until TBA acts as if he’s going to bite him in the nads.. The ref lets go and gets out of the ring as TBA takes the title over to Archer.. he hands it to him and Archer lifts it high in the air.. The crowd boos loudly.. ]-^-

Miller: Well Mr. Paco! We have our first new champion of the night!!

Paco: Yeah.. I didn’t think Archer could pull it off.. but then again.. I never thought someone could block a head scissors by pushing their opponent up and turning it into a gorilla press! Wow, that was impressive!

Miller: Indeed that was an impressive move, and I got a feeling that Brett Archer is going to be a very impressive champion.. even if the fans do boo him..

Paco: well it’s not about the fans Miller.. remember.. FTF!!

Miller: Yeah I know, I know.. Up next folks, we have El Linchador taking on one of the hottest rookies, and lightweights to have come to the ICWF in a long time.. Lil Joker..

Paco: He’s got the attitude and he’s got the skill.. Lil Joker has it all.. but so does El Linchador.. How will these two esses match up? Well my gente, let us find out.. Mimi.. Mamacita!! Take it away!

Lil' Joker 6'0" 230 5-1

VS

El Linchador 6'1" 199 20-8

-^-[The camera switches over to the ever so lovely Mimi Vega.. ]-^-

M. Vega: Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall and it’s for the ICWF Lightweight Championship!!

-^-[The crowd cheers loudly but then “Bow Down” By Ice Cube begins to play and the crowd immediately boos.. Lil Joker comes out and heads to the ring, totally ignoring the fans. ]-^-

M. Vega: Introducing first, the challenger.. Making his way to the ring from Los Angeles, California.. Ladies and Gentlemen here is… Lil Joker!!!

-^-[He gets inside the ring and then “HELLLLLLLLLLLLL-LO, Linchy-ites, HOP-addicts, and ICWF’ers, ‘tis I” is heard and the fans reply with.. “EL LINCHADOR!!!” The classic line is followed by the booming sounds of “Hey Ladies” By the Beastie Boys.. El Linchador comes out being followed by Pedro…]-^-

M. Vega: and his opponent.. Making his way to the ring from La Coruna, Spain and being accompanied by his trainer Pedro.. Here is House of Pain member and the current Lightweight Champion of the WORLD!!! El Linchador!!!

-^-[He gives his title to Pedro and then gets inside the ring.. as soon as he does.. Lil Joker is all over him, pounding him with rights and lefts to the back.. The ref calls for the bell.. ]-^-

Miller: Well the vicious Lil joker is going after El Linchador from the get go.. It shows that he’s ready!

Paco: I think Joker was born ready Miller.. You can hate the guy as much as you want for the way he acts talks and walks.. but you can’t deny the fact that he is a tremendous wrestler! Simon que si!

-^-[Lil Joker continues to pound on El Linchador until the ref tells him to break it up.. he then whips El Linchador to the ropes.. El Linchador reverses it though and Lil Joker bounces off.. El Linchador nails him with a shot to the mid section, folding him up and then he jumps over Joker and takes him down for the pin with a sunset flip! The ref counts! One! Kick out by Joker.. Both wrestlers make it to their feet and Joker quickly nails El Linchador with a clothesline! El Linchador stays down and Lil Joker drops an elbow across his chest.. He jumps back up and delivers a second elbow drop! He jumps back up and delivers a third elbow drop to El Linchador’s chest! Lil joker now makes a pin of his own and the ref counts, one! Two! Kick out! Lil Joker makes it to his feet and picks up El Linchador.. He whips him to the ropes and El Linchador bounces off.. Joker jumps on El Linchador’s shoulders and takes him down with a head scissors! Joker goes for another pin but El Linchador once again kicks out right away.. Lil Joker sits him up and applies a headlock on El Linchador. ]-^-

Miller: Pretty fast pace match up huh Paco?

Paco: Well up to that point, yeah.. These are the two best lightweights in the ICWF right now.. I don’t care what Angel or even Tatum Coe say.. and they are showing us why..

-^-[Lil Joker tries to keep El Linchador grounded but that’s just not happening.. El Linchador makes it to his feet and elbows Lil Joker to break free of the hold.. Joker holds on but El Linchador nails him a couple of more times and he’s free.. he bounces himself off the ropes and Lil Joker puts his head down hoping to deliver a back body drop.. El Linchador leap frogs over him though and bounces off the other side.. Lil Joker turns around and El Linchador nails him with a flying clothesline! Both men jump back up.. El Linchador in charge while Joker is a little dazed.. El Linchador grabs him and whips him to the ropes again.. Joker bounces off and El Linchador jumps on his shoulders and takes him down with a Hurricanrana into a pin! The ref counts! One! Two! Kick out by Joker! El Linchador picks Lil Joker back up and then takes him to the corner.. He climbs to the second turnbuckle, hooks Lil Joker under his right arm and then jumps out of the corner and delivers a Tornado DDT!!! The crowd cheers loudly and El Linchador now makes the pin after the great move! The ref counts! One! Two! Kick out!! ]-^-

Miller: and I thought El Linchador had him there!! He hit Lil Joker with a hat trick and Joker still had enough left him to kick out!!

Paco: Joker is a special kind of wrestlers.. he has that.. what’s that called.. oh yeah.. MACHISMO!!! El Linchador has it too.. and of course me.. Only real men have it.. so don’t go thinking you have it Mr. Fruit Cake.

-^-[El Linchador picks Lil Joker back up, he turns him around and applies a sleeper!! Lil Joker quickly tries to get out of it, and does as he connects with a jaw-breaker! El Linchador stumbles backwards, unto the corner as Lil Joker makes it to his feet, still a bit wobbly after the attack from El Linchador.. He walks towards him, but El Linchador surprises him with a kick to the mid section.. Joker stumbles backwards and El Linchador explodes out of the corner with a clothesline, but Joker ducks it and then pulls back on El Linchador’s head and drops him with a Neckbreaker!! Lil Joker jumps to his feet and appears to be 100% again.. He drags El Linchador to the middle of the ring and then rushes to the corner.. he jumps on the top turnbuckle and then measures El Linchador.. He jumps off and nails him with a flying head butt!!! Joker appears to have hurt himself on that one but still he manages to make the pin.. the ref counts! One! Two! Kick out by El Linchador!! The crowd cheers, happy their hero still in the match… ]-^-

Miller: Lil Joker is starting to come back!! El Linchador has real match up in his hands!

Paco: He sure has.. Man this is great.. seeing two great Latinos going at it.. Fighting in the biggest PPV of the year.. the best wrestling federation out there.. Ah.. sure makes this sexy Latino proud.. ARRIBA!!

-^-[Lil Joker picks up El Linchador and then takes him to the corner where he sets him up with a tree of woe! He then goes to the opposite corner, on the same side of the ring, and then climbs it.. Lil Joker then calls for his Van-Terminator and then jumps off, but misses as El Linchador pulled himself up!!! Lil Joker goes sliding under the bottom rope and falls to the outside!! El Linchador quickly stands up on the top turnbuckle and then waits for Joker to stand up himself.. Lil Joker does and El Linchador jumps off and nails Lil Joker right in the jaw with a missile drop kick!! The crowd cheers loudly and then a “Linchy!” Chant breaks out.. El Linchador picks up Lil Joker and the tosses him inside the ring.. He goes in himself and then picks Lil Joker back up, he turns him around and then hooks him for a Dragon Suplex.. he delivers it!! The crowd comes to their feet now as that was the set up to El Linchador’s “Stampede” Finisher! El Linchador goes to the corner and climbs it.. He stands at the top, measures Lil Joker and then jumps off, and delivers his finisher to perfection!!! The crowd cheers loudly as El Linchador now hooks the leg for the pin.. The ref counts.. One! Two! Three!! Bell rings… ]-^-

M. Vega: Here is your winner… and STILL The Lightweight Champion of the WORLD!!!! EL LINCHADOR!!!!!!

Miller: and the brave Spaniard retains his title winning this match in a very convincible fashion..

Paco: Yeah.. Lil Joker gave El Linchador some trouble, but in the end, the Brave Matador proved to be too much for Lil Joker..

Miller: Uh.. Looks like Linchy has something to say..

Paco: Cool.. let’s listen up..

-^-[El Linchador celebrates with his fans, standing atop the top turnbuckle, holding his Lightweight title high in the air. He gestures for the microphone, and one gets handed to him. Pedro gets into the ring as well, simply clapping at the job well done by Linchy. He silences the crowd, as he starts to speak. ]-^-

El Linchador: HELLLLLLLLLLLLL-LO, Linchy-ites, HOP-addicts, and ICWF’ers, ‘tis I - !

Crowd: EL LINCHADOR!

-^-[The crowd goes wild, as Linchy takes in the applause. ]-^-

El Linchador: First, I want to tell Lil’ Joker…. Good job!

-^-[Cheers are the crowd’s answer, as El Linchador takes a bow to the exiting Lil’ Joker. ]-^-

El Linchador: That kid has a bright future ahead of him, and if he makes the right choices, he’ll be my fiercest competitor REAL soon… But, I have a few things to speak about right now, while I have the world’s ATTENTION!

-^-[The crowd starts chanting “LIN-CHY LIN-CHY LIN-CHY LIN-CHY!” El Linchador takes in their praise, as he flashes his infamous grin. He continues. ]-^-

El Linchador: To my long-time rival, evil-doer, and gnat-in-the-behind Angel, son, you’ll get your title shot, too! El Linchador is an equal-opportunity wrestler, and since the number one contender JUST fell to me, you look like you’re next in line. Even though, Angel has YET to defeat me, I’ll give him his title shot, one-on-one, to FINALLY end his fantasy that he is the superior lightweight… Only, since it IS Lil’ Angel… We need to make it exciting… So, whenever ODJ decides to book this one, make no mistake – IT WILL BE A LADDER MATCH!

-^-[An eruption of roars booms through the arena, as the crowd hears the news. ]-^-

El Linchador: So, with that aside, let me address the FTF… and Explicit Content… and the PTA, the Parental Advisory, the GRO, the WBBM, the UJEIEIORIE, whatever letters they want, whatever names they want – I’m talking to ALL THE FAN-HATERS IN THE BACK!

-^-[Stomps of crazed feet slowly rumbles as the fans go crazy! ]-^-

El Linchador: The House of Pain – the House that Dean built – has taken some blows recently. Dean Jr. is here, along with Razor and Reid, and the rest of the HOP crew still is around, but we’re not as dominant as we used to be… We’re not as strong as we used to be… We’re letting you fans down…

-^-[Linchy nods his head. ]-^-

El Linchador: And, I’ve been letting you fans down… I’ve let Titan 3… Andrew Logan… Insane Kylo… defeated me, thereby letting these monsters increase their stronghold over this federation, myself and HOP, and you, the fans… But, I came out here to assure you, Linchy-ites… I came out here tonight to prove many things, above all that I am still the best Lightweight in the ICWF… And, I have much more to do to prove that I am the best in the ICWF… But, ONE thing I can promise you from now on, good fans, is one, very simple thing. If the FTF, Explicit Content, Angel all want to wage war on me, and the HOP, and YOU, then I am here to tell them – I will defend it. I will defend the legacies of Derek Mobley, of Silverfreak, of Warrick Hill, of Dean! I will defend the sport of wrestling, by keeping true to the values, the history, the fairness, the pride, and the rules - everything that is held sacred that Johnny Hunter, and Accelerator, and Twiztid ALL gave to us and the wrestling world! I will defend… you! Chaos and anarchy will only bring those to power and glory those who have the most friends at ringside, and I’m not going to allow that to happen – not here, not anywhere. So, fair fans, ICWF’ers, and the worldwide allegiance of Linchy-ites alike, take my word, and every House of Pain member’s word for it – the battle has only just begun!!!!! And… good ALWAYS triumphs over evil!… OLE!!!!!!!!!!

-^-[His music hits and the fans give him a standing ovation.. the camera switches over to Paco and Miller and Paco has a tissue on his hand and appears to be wiping some tears away..]-^-

Miller: are you ok?

Paco: Yeah.. it’s just that.. [sniff] that little guy gets to me.. [sniff] he speaks so well.. He should run for president! [sniff] that guy is so brave! Gotta hand it to him!

Miller: Will you know it off? I will say this about those statements that Linchy made.. It’s about time someone in the House of Pain stepped up to the plate.. I mean ever seen Hill and Mobley and Dean disappeared..

Paco: died..

Miller: You don’t know that for sure.. after they disappeared…. The HOP was left in limbo.. if it wasn’t for Dean Jr, Reid and Razor.. who knows where HOP would be right now..

Paco: probably dead..

Miller: probably.. so it’s refreshing to see someone other than the usual guys stand up and defend not only HOP, not only the ICWF, but the fans..

Paco: Miller..

Miller: Yes?

Paco: F**k the fanz!!

Miller: Boy, if I had some water and some soap I would wash that dirty mouth of yours..

Paco: and if I had 50 bucks a slut and a cheap motel.. I would show you how great being with a woman is…

Miller: Hey I love women..

Paco: Sure you do Miller…sure you do..

Miller: I don’t care if you don’t believe me.. I know my fans, the fans out there all over the world believe me!! And that’s all that matters. Speaking about you folks.. are you ready for more? Good.. Because the Hardcore Title Match is next!!!

Paco: Sweet!! Mimi, do your thing girl!

The Frost 6'7" 267 9-4

VS

Handy Man 5'10" 235 32-11-1

-^-[The camera switches over to the ring.. You notice that four poles are positioned in each corner. On one pole is a Barb Wire Bat. On another is a roll of Barb Wire. On the third one is a Singapore Cane wrapped in Barb Wire. And on the last pole is a Trash Can filled with dangerous weapons. Mimi gets inside the ring again, always getting the big pop from the crowd.. Once they settle down, she speaks. ]-^-

M. Vega: Ladies and Gentlemen the following is scheduled for one fall and it’s a 4 Pole Death Match for the Hardcore Championship!!!

-^-[More cheers from the crowd as their favorite word “Hardcore” is spoken… The cheers get a little louder as “Frostylious” By G-Stylez begins to play.. The Frost makes his way out to the ring. ]-^-

M. Vega: Introducing first the challenger.. Making his way from 3rd Earth… Here is ½ of the 3rd Earth Klique… The Frost!!!

-^-[He gets inside the ring and then throws his fists high up in the air.. the fans give him another loud pop.. His music dies down then the lights dim.. red and blue lights and laser start to flash all over the Houston Astrodome as then the sounds of sirens are heard.. The fans are split on this one.. half booing.. half cheering… ]-^-

M. Vega: and his opponent.. Making his way to the ring from Barrie, Ontario Canada.. Here is Explicit Content member.. and the current Hardcore Champion!!! Handy Man!!!

-^-[He gets inside the ring, looking as confident as ever.. He hands his title over to the ref who then shows it to the Frost.. The Frost nods and then the ref hands it over to the ring announcer.. The bell rings and the match is set to go.. ]-^-

Miller: Well is he or isn’t he? Do you think Handy Man is too old for this Paco and should he retire?

Paco: Hell nah! He’s only 36, hello!?! He just looks like that because of all the hell he has been through.. I mean you got men in other feds that are 50 plus and still wrestling.. Handy Man still has a lot of years left in my view.. a lot.. I mean he’s 36!! 36!

-^-[Both men lock up and Handy Man quickly pushes off the much larger Frost.. They go for a lock up again but Handy Man gives The Frost a kick to the mid section instead.. The Frost folds over and Handy Man nails him in the back with some vicious forearm shots! Handy Man then backs the frost to the ropes and whips him to the other side.. The Frost bounces off and Handy Man nails him with a high knee to the face! The Frost goes down and Handy Man is all over him, stomping him down hard! Handy Man then decides to go to one of the corners already… He climbs it and grabs the roll of barbwire! The crowd cheers.. he hops back down and then unrolls the barbwire, laying it down in the mat to make it look like a rug.. Handy Man then picks up the Frost who surprises him with a right hand, another, another, one more! Handy Man is rocking and The Frost, who is near the ropes, hooks Handy Man for a hip toss, and delivers it, sending Handy Man flying to the outside! Handy Man lands hard on his back and The Frost quickly grabs the barbwire and takes it to the outside with him.. He lays it down on the floor and then picks up Handy Man.. He hooks Handy Man for a suplex, gets him up, and delivers it, right onto the barbwire! The Frost doesn’t let go though.. He brings Handy Man right back up, lifts him again and drops him with a second suplex!]-^-

Miller: oh man! That’s going to leave a mark! Tell me again Paco, how do you win this match?

Paco: Well my uneducated friend, you must use each of the items on the four poles.. once you have used them, then, and only then can you try to pin your opponent!

-^-[The Frost makes it to his feet and picks up Handy Man who is on serious pain now! The Frost gives Handy Man a kick to he gut and now he sets him up to what we can only imagine to be a Powerbomb! The Frost lifts Handy Man, no, Handy Man blocks it and instead back body drops The Frost, right onto the barb wire! The Frost rolls off quickly off the barbwire, but the damage has been done.. Handy Man, who’s ring attire is a bit torn from the back and red scratches can be seen in his back, jumps back in the ring and goes after one of the other objects in the pole! He starts to climb the corner and is able to grab the barb wire wrapped Singapore cane.. he hops down from the corner and turns towards the Frost, whom to his surprise is in the ring! He nails Handy Man with a boot to the mid section, causing Handy Man to drop the cane.. The Frost then whips Handy Man to the ropes.. Handy Man reverses it though and the Frost bounces off.. Handy Man quickly nails him with a spinning heel kick that sends the big man down!! Handy Man picks The Frost right back up and then takes him close to the ropes.. Handy Man’s back is to the ropes while the Frost is right in front of him.. Handy Man then jumps on The Frost’s shoulders and then delivers a Hurricanrana, sending the Frost flying to the outside, and landing once again on the barbwire!! ]-^-

Miller: and Handy Man pulls up a high risk maneuver that pays off!! Wow! If the Frost back was hurting him only a little before, it’s definitely hurting him a lot now!

Paco: Hell yeah! See, I think the problem is that The Frost is taking Handy Man way to lightly.. look at him now? Laying down on the ground, with his back all torn up!

-^-[Handy Man, who hung on to the ropes gets back inside the ring and grabs the Singapore cane… He goes to the outside with it and then lifts it high in the air for the crowd to see.. half cheer half boo.. Handy Man then picks up The Frost by his head and then goes to hit him but the Frost blocks it, surprising Handy Man and then nailing him with a kick to the mid section! The Frost then quickly hooks Handy Man and drops him with a DDT!! The crowd cheers loudly! The Frost then quickly makes it to his feet and sees the Singapore cane! He grabs it and then begins to beat Handy Man across his lower back with it!! The crowd cheers again, showing their total support for the Frost.. The Frost tosses the Singapore cane to the side once he feels that Handy Man has had enough.. He then picks Handy Man up, hooks him by the side and drops him with a vicious Backbreaker! Adding insult to injury! The Frost now goes back inside the ring and heads for the third corner, which has the Barb-wired Bat! He takes it and then hops down and then goes outside the ring where Handy Man has started to get up.. ]-^-

Miller: Oh my God! If The Frost hits Handy Man with that bat, he will indeed hit a home run because I don’t think Handy Man can bounce back from such blow!

Paco: Well I’ve seen Handy Man come back from worst.. and this is where those questions will be answered.. “Is he a has been? Should he retire?” We’re about to find out!

-^-[The Frost waits for Handy Man to be fully up.. Handy Man makes it up and the Frost swings with the bat! He misses though as Handy Man saw it coming and ducks the swing! The Frost was swinging so hard that he looses his balance and Handy Man quickly takes advantage and nails the Frost in the back of the head with a super kick, knocking him down and almost out!! Handy Man holds his ribs in pain as all of those shots from the Singapore cane appear to have weakened him.. Nevertheless Handy Man continues.. but instead of using the barb wire bat Handy man goes inside the ring and goes for the last item there, the metal trash can with all sorts of weapons! He grabs it and then takes out the contents in the middle of the ring.. He looks through all the different items and finds what he likes.. a can of gasoline and a fire starter lighter! Most of the crowd cheers as they know something insane is about to happen.. Handy Man goes to the outside and then looks under the ring.. He pulls out a table and sets it up! More cheers from the crowd.. Handy Man then drops the gasoline all over the table and then, with one stroke of the lighter, lights it on fire!! Handy Man then picks up a dazed and confused Frost, hooks him by the side and then drops him through the burning table with the Handy Slam!!]-^-

Miller: Oh My God He’s insane!! He just put the Frost and himself through the flaming table!

Paco: Without a doubt! And that’s why he is who is.. the hardcore champion! Encore! Encore!

-^-[The ref who had grabbed a fire extinguisher as soon as he saw Handy Man with the gasoline, puts out the fire with it.. Handy man gets up.. Half baked but in total control.. He looks down at the Frost who is toasty and ready to serve.. Handy Man then looks up to the turnbuckle and decides to go for the Handy Drop! He climbs back up on the ring and then climbs the corner.. He stands at the very top when all of the sudden ODJ rushes down the ramp! Handy Man jumps off and ODJ grabs the Frost and pulls him out of the way, causing Handy Man to hit nothing but the hard concrete!! “OH!!!” is heard from the crowd followed by loud boos.. ODJ then waits for Handy Man to get up.. you see ODJ sporting a large bandage over his right eye.. Handy Man stumbles to his feet holding his leg and ODJ grabs him, lifts him, sets him up and drops Handy Man with a seat-down Piledriver, or as he likes to call it, The Truco-Driver!! The crowd boos loudly and begin a “asshole!” chant.. ODJ laughs as he then makes his way back up the ramp..]-^-

Miller: oh my God! That, that.. that man! How dare he attack Handy Man when had The Frost ready to be finished!

Paco: Hey! That man is ODJ, the owner! And he did exactly what any other person would have done after getting attacked.. fight back! Handy Man got exactly what he deserved!

-^-[The Frost starts to come around and sees Handy Man laying flat on his back.. he shakes his head and then wonders what the hell happened? He has no time to worry about that though so he gets up and then looks inside the ring.. he sees that the trash can is down, and weapons are all over the ring. He slides inside, still a bit wobbly.. He looks at the choice of weapons and then decides to pick a ring bell! He slides back outside of the ring and then places the ring bell on the ground.. He then picks up the limp body of Handy Man, hooks him for a DDT and delivers it, right onto the bell! A loud “DING!” is heard as Handy Man’s cranium crashes against it.. The Frost gets up and then tells the crowd is over.. he starts to look around for something, and finds what it is.. The barbwire bat! He grabs it and then looks at it with a crazed look on his face.. he then looks towards Handy Man who has started to come around.. The Frost waits for him.. standing like Sammy Sosa when he is ready to hit a home run.. Handy Man stumble to his feet, eyes looking glazed over.. The Frost then swings but stops half way.. as if he knew that Handy Man was going to duck! Handy Man goes back up and the Frost nails him this time, right upside the head, breaking the bat in half!! “OH!!” is heard from the crowd after the vicious shot that sends blood all over the place and Handy Man down to the ground! The Frost quickly pins Handy Man and hooks the leg for extra leverage.. the ref makes the count! One! Two! Three!! Bell rings! ]-^-

M. Vega: Here is your winner…. And the NEW!!! Hardcore champion of the WORLD!! THE FROST!!!!!!

Paco: New champion! New hardcore champion Miller!!

Miller: Yeah.. but you got give credit to ODJ.. he attacked Handy Man!!!

Paco: I told you already.. Handy Man got exactly what he deserved.. I love the man to death.. but he had no right to attack ODJ like that.. no right!

Miller: Hey, if I had the chance.. I would attack ODJ like that.. He treats people bad Paco! People who have shed blood and tears for the ICWF! People who have given their all for the ICWF! ODJ doesn’t care about any of that.. he doesn’t care about anyone.. all he cares about is himself and making sure everyone “hates him now!”

Paco: Well.. that’s what ODJ lives for.. that’s what keeps ODJ going.. The hate he gets from everyone.. The more you hate him.. the better he gets.. you just saw a prime example of that.. Look at Handy Man.. knocked the f’k out! Oh!? ODJ is coming back out!!

Miller: For what!? He has already done enough!

-^-[ “Hate Me Now” By Nas starts to play as ODJ does indeed make it down the ramp, followed by two suits.. no.. not L2K this time.. He has a mic in hand, and when he is close enough to Handy Man, he begins to speaks.. ]-^-

ODJ: Look at you Handy Man.. Look at you!! Pathetic isn’t it? One minute you are the greatest hardcore wrestler in the ICWF.. and the next minute you are looking up at the rafters wondering just what in the hell went wrong.. oh.. I’ll tell you what went wrong Handy Man.. you did!! You got cocky.. You forgot who made your ass! How does that awesome saying go? Oh yeah.. “You do NOT cross the boss.. and you stay out of the f’n way.. of O… D.. J!!” You forgot that Handy Man and that is why, you are laying flat on your back with nothing! Handy Man.. as I see you there, drowning in your own blood.. I’ve come to the conclusion that your services here in the ICWF are no longer required..

-^-[The crowd begins to boo again.. and that good old “asshole” chant gets started again..]-^-

ODJ: Shut up! Handy Man.. don’t worry though.. because I am not firing you.. oh no.. that’s too easy.. what I am doing is giving you the one thing you just realize it wasn’t time for.. RETIREMENT! That’s right Handy Man.. as owner of the ICWF.. I can retire any wrestler I want at any time.. so having said that.. Handy Man.. consider yourself.. RETIRED!! Boys.. take him to the “home!”

-^-[“Hate Me Now” Blasts out again as the crowd, once again, boos loudly.. The two suits pick up Handy Man and take him to the back.. with ODJ following closely behind, with a huge smile on his face… The camera switches over back to Miller and Paco who have shocked looks on their faces..]-^-

Miller: He, he.. He can’t do that! He can’t retire Handy Man just like that!

Paco: Ah, but he can.. and he did!! Bye-Bye Handy Man! Thanks for the memories!

Miller: How can you be so cold to a man you use to adore!?!

Paco: Hey.. we all got to move on.. Handy Man is gone.. and I am moving on.. right onto this Tequila bottle right here.. hmmm.. Tequila.. hey there baby.. come here often?

Miller: hitting on a Tequila bottle.. Now I have seen it all.. Well folks.. four title matches down.. 5 to go.. We have seen two title defense and two titles have indeed changed hands.. What will happen next? Let’s find out! Our next match is the one for the Television Title!!

Paco: Logan vs. Allen.. ooh! This should be good!!

Miller: It sure will be and here to tell us about this match, is the Professor of the ICWF.. Mr. Smith!!

Paco: Oh Great.. [sarcasm]

Mr. Smith: Well nice to see you too Paco! You know, I was suppose to be here from the beginning of the PPV but fans, I must apologize to you.. I was held back at the airport! You see I was going through the metal detector and the darn thing when off.. They thought that I was carrying some sort of weapon as they saw a nice and long silver di---

Miller: I don’t think we need to hear about this..

Paco: yeah, we don’t want to know about your personal life and what sort of “weapons” you play with!

Mr. Smith: Well it wasn’t a weapon! That’s the thing it was a di-

Miller: WE KNOW what it was Mr. Smith.. [whispering] I told you to stop carrying it around.. [cough] ahem..

Paco: Right..

Mr. Smith: Well anyway, that’s why I’m late.. but looks like I made just in time as one of the most anticipated matches of the night is about to take place!

Miller: That’s right.. so break it down for us!

Mr. Smith: Well Mike Allen vs. Andrew Logan was a last minute match added to the Bad Blood Card only because ODJ doesn’t really care about the title.. It’s a shame really.. I mean why bring a title back if you are not going to care about it? But anyway.. one person does care about it though, and that person is Mike Allen! He fought hard, hoping to get an opponent for Bad Blood so he could defend his title and proved to the world that a)this title did mean something and b)that he wasn’t a transition champion… well Allen’s prayers were answered.. sort of.. as he finally got an opponent.. but what an opponent! Andrew Logan! The Beast of the ICWF who made his return, when he accepted Allen’s challenged and signed the contract.. in blood if I may add because Logan did put quite a beating on Allen that night.. Allen though.. never known from backing out of a fight, returned the favor on FNH as Andrew Logan was about to cut a promo.. So to sum it up… yes this match was a last minute match.. but in that little time, it has gotten so much build up and so much meaning! These two guys are looking to elevate the Television title to a whole new level, and it’s a damn shame ODJ don’t really give a hoot nanny..

Miller: Well the fans care.. and they care a lot.. and they want to see these two monsters go at it.. so let’s not wait any longer.. Paco?

Paco: SWEET MIMI! Do your.. mutha f’n thing!!

Andrew Logan 6'8" 280 6-4

VS

Mike Allen 6'5" 245 8-9-0

-^-[The camera switches over to the ring.. You see the huge ladder outside of the ring, standing tall, waiting for someone to dare climb it.. Above the ring, we see the Television Title hanging down… shinning brightly.. waiting for it’s champion to come and get it.. The camera focuses on Mimi Vega now, who is ready for the introductions.. ]-^-

M. Vega: Ladies and gentlemen the following is a X-Treme Ladder Match for the Television Championship!!

-^-[The crowd cheers loudly but then cheers turn to boos as “Don’t Fear the Reaper” By Blue Oyster Cult begins to play. Andrew Logan comes out and makes his way to the ring..]-^-

M. Vega: Introducing first, the challenger.. Making his way to the ring from Chillingham, United Kingdom.. Ladies and Gentlemen here is… Andrew Logan!!!

-^-[Andrew looks at the ladder and then looks at the title hanging above him.. He then gets inside the ring as his music dies down and then “Testify” By Rage Against the Machine begins to play.. The crowd cheers loudly.. ]-^-

M. Vega: and his opponent.. about to make his way to the ring from New York City, New York… Ladies and Gentlemen.. here is… Mike Allen!!!

-^-[He makes his way out, hands high in the air.. the fans give him a louder pop as he makes his way down the ramp… He gets inside the ring, takes his TV title off and hands it off to the ref.. The belt shows it to Andrew Logan who simply shoves the ref out of the way and goes after Mike Allen! They start to exchange blows and the ref calls for the bell, it rings and the match is under way. ]-^-

Miller: These is going to be a violent encounter!

Mr. Smith: uh-oh, two of Paco’s favorites words!!

Paco: Yeah! I’m drooling already! Bring it on guys!

-^-[Andrew Logan and Mike Allen exchange blows as if this was a free for all… Andrew Logan appears to win the first round as he has Mike Allen backed to the ropes.. Logan grabs him by his arm and then whips him to the ropes.. No, Allen reverses it, pulls Logan in and nails him with a hard right hand! Another! Another! Logan is reeling now! Mike Allen takes a few steps back and then nails him with a kick to the chest! Logan gets sent onto the ropes and Allen then charges at him and clotheslines him, sending both men over the top and onto the floor! Both are slow to get up, but Logan slower than Allen who is now vertical and nails Logan with another hard right hand.. Allen then whips Logan to the guard rail but Logan reverses it this time, pulls Allen in and nails him with knee to the mid section! Allen folds over in pain and Logan nails him with a flurry of punches! Allen drops to the ground and Logan continues his attack, now stomping on Allen.. After about ten shots, Logan brings him to his feet and whips him towards the guard rail.. Allen hits hard and Logan charges at him, but before he can do anything, Allen surprises him with a mule kick to the mid section! Logan stumbles backwards and appears to have had the wind knocked out of him. Allen walks over to Logan and then gives him a hard kick to the chest, bringing him up and then Allen clotheslines him down to the floor! ]-^-

Miller: and it has been an all out brawl so far! That clothesline by Allen being the only thing remotely closely to wrestling..

Mr. Smith: Amen to that! These two just want to hurt each other bad, we wont see much of mat wrestling..

Paco: alright! That means this match won’t be boring as hell! Woohoo! Where’s Miss Tequila at!?

-^-[Mike Allen picks Andrew Logan back up and then takes him over to the ring post and tries to ram his against it! Logan blocks it though, elbows Allen in the mid section and it is him that rams Allen’s head against the steel post! Allen stumbles backwards and Logan grabs him right away and whips him towards the same post, Allen hits hard, ramming his face against it and then falls to the ground.. Logan begins a stomp-a-thon again, stomping on Allen about 6 times… He then picks up Allen and throws him over his shoulder.. He then charges at the ring post.. Allen manages to break free though and ends up pushing Logan against the steel post.. Logan hits hard but doesn’t fall to the ground.. Allen turns him around, scoops him up and body slams him hard on the ground.. Allen then pulls a “Logan” and begins a stomping of his own that brings out a small pop from the crowd.. Allen then picks up Logan and takes him to the announcing table.. He then smashes his head against it! Again! Again! Again! Paco is loving it while Miller and Smith are forced to look the other way.. Logan drops to his knees but Allen brings him right back up and hooks him for a suplex.. Allen gets Logan up holds Logan for a few extra seconds, showing off his strength and then delivers it, Logan’s body hitting hard on the floor! Allen jumps to his feet and then points to the ladder.. the crowd cheers and Allen heads for it.. ]-^-

Miller: Well we’re starting to see some wrestling moves, but for the most part it has been fists and kicks!!

Mr. Smith: Yeah and of course, the use of foreign objects! How you holding up over there Paco?

Paco: Oh esse, I’m doing great! He’s getting the ladder, I hope he does some incredible damage with that shit!!

-^-[Allen folds the tall ladder up and then slides it inside the ring.. He is about to go in himself but he gets pulled out by Logan who then nails him with a right hand! Allen stumbles backwards but then goes for a right hand of his own, Logan blocks it though and then gives Allen a kick to the mid section.. Allen folds in pain and Logan quickly hooks him and drops him with a DDT!! Logan jumps right back to his feet and then stomps a few times on Allen before bringing him back up.. he scoops him up for a body slam but instead drops him neck first on the guard rail! Allen is on some serious pain now.. Logan looks under the ring and pulls out everyone’s favorite weapon.. a table! He sets it up and then picks up Allen.. he tosses him inside the ring but makes sure he stays on the edge of the ring.. Logan hops up on the apron and then brings Allen to his feet.. Logan now hooks Allen for a suplex right on the outside side of the ropes.. Andrew then lifts Allen and then jumps off, and delivers a Brainbuster instead, putting Allen through the table!!! “OH!!” Is heard from the fans followed by the classic “holy shit! Holy shit!” chant.. The camera shows us a replay of the move, as Allen gets put through the table head first.. Logan however, did some damage to himself as well, but that was a sacrifice he was willing to make.. the ref checks on both men, and they start to come around.. Logan faster then Allen.. ]-^-

Miller: and Andrew Logan has started to take apart the Television Champion!!

Mr. Smith: he sure has.. that was a devastating move by Logan, and one I’m not sure Allen can bounce back from!

Paco: Well I hope he does.. not cuz I like him or anything.. I just hope he bounces back so the match continues! Damn this is a good one!

-^-[Logan makes it to his feet and then rolls inside the ring.. He stands up, a bit wobbly but fully aware of where he’s at.. He grabs the ladder and stands it up.. he then opens it up, setting it up right under the Television title.. Logan looks up the tall ladder and sees his goal.. he then starts to inspect the ladder, trying to figure out which rungs have the explosives on them.. There is no way to tell.. he starts to walk around.. trying to figure out which rung to take a good guess on.. This whole time, Allen has started to come around on the outside.. Andrew Logan shrugs and decides to go for it.. He grabs the ladder with both hands and then places his left foot on the first rung.. everything is fine.. He puts his right foot on the second rung and everything is fine.. he goes to bring his left foot up to the third rung when BANG!! No, one of the explosives didn’t go off.. instead, the sound came from Mike Allen who got inside the ring with a chair and surprisingly whacked Logan right on his lower back!! Logan is still on the ladder, hanging on, but in big time pain! Allen winds back and nails Logan again and this time Logan falls down to the mat! Allen drops the chair on the floor and then brings Logan to his feet.. He then hooks Logan by his head, right above the chair and then drops him with a falling Neckbreaker, right on the chair!! Logan appears to be out, at least momentarily and Allen decides it’s his turn to try the ladder out.. ]-^-

Miller: Mike Allen has gotten back into this match and very violently if I may add!!

Mr. Smith: That’s what it’s going to take for Mike Allen to retain his title.. He has to go all out!!

Paco: That’s right Allen! Go all out! Use all the weapons you can find!!

-^-[Allen begins to climb it.. slowly.. trying not to put his whole weight on the rung.. he makes it to the sixth rung without a problem when the ladder starts to shake.. Allen looks down and it’s Logan who is pushes the ladder with his feet.. Allen tries to come down but Logan gives the ladder one last hard push, tilting it over and sending Allen flying onto the ropes!! Allen gets hung out to dry as Logan makes it to his feet and then grabs the ladder and folds it up.. he then lifts it above his head and then throws it at Allen, nailing him right in his lower back with it! To make it worst, one of the explosives on the rungs goes off, doing some serious damage to Allen! The crowd cheers and Logan gives a very sadistic smile.. he grabs the ladder and sets it up again.. He looks for the rung that had the explosive.. the 5th one.. Allen must have not detonated it when he was climbing the ladder earlier.. Logan begins to climb the ladder, but then stops at the fourth rung.. he then turns his attention to Allen, who is still hanging on the ropes and then jumps off, and nails Allen with a double axe handle smash, that sends Allen flying to the outside! Logan turns his attention to the ladder now, as it appears that he may be winning this thing soon! He begins to climb the ladder as the camera focuses on Allen on the outside, who is holding his “burnt” back.. obviously in big time pain.. Logan reaches the fourth rung and then wonders about the sixth.. would they put explosives back to back? Decisions, decisions, decisions! ]-^-

Miller: Logan is being extra careful there.. he does not want to get burnt like Allen did!

Mr. Smith: I don’t think anyone does, but this match is about chances.. Logan has to take a chance!!

Paco: Yeah Logan.. and don’t worry, if you put your hand on the wrong rung, and it blows up, you still have your other hand!

-^-[Logan decides to skip the sixth rung and puts his hand on the seventh rung.. nothing happens.. he then pulls himself up, putting both of his feet on the fifth rung.. BOOOM!!!!!!!!!! [Love my special effects don’t ya!?] is heard as the fifth rung goes off, doing some serious damage to Logan’s legs! The ladder tips over and falls down on the ropes and Logan on the mat, holding his legs which are now very badly burnt.. Allen recovers on the outside and stands up.. he sees Logan down and gets inside the ring.. he then sets the ladder back up and begins to climb it.. Logan won’t let him! He makes it to his feet and pulls Allen down.. he then goes for a right hand but Allen blocks it and goes for a right hand of his own, Logan ducks that and then Allen loses his balance, turning his back to Logan.. Logan quickly hooks him in a full nelson and then lifts Allen and drops him with a full nelson slam! Allen is down again and Logan begins to climb the ladder again.. he reaches the fourth rung, the one we know it’s safe.. he then sees the seventh rung, as both the fifth and sixth rung are gone.. he pulls himself up to the seventh rung and now he is halfway to the ladder.. He is about to go up again but he is stopped by Allen who gets between his legs and nails him on his nads with a hard right hand! Logan lets go off the ladder and Allen gets him in a Powerbomb position and delivers it to a T!! Allen doesn’t let go though, bring Logan back up and delivering a second Powerbomb!! The crowd cheers loudly as this might be the opening Allen needed.. ]-^-

Miller: Allen might be on his way to retaining his title now!!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, that double Powerbomb could definitely take Logan out for good!!

Paco: Well I hope not.. I want the match to continue.. Come one Logan.. get up! Get up!

-^-[Allen climbs the ladder and reaches the seventh rung much like Logan did.. He then steps on the 8th rung and nothing happens.. Logan starts to get up.. Allen reaches the 9th rung and nothing happens either.. Logan is up to his knees now.. He looks up to Allen who is getting closer to his title.. Allen steps on the ninth rung and another explosion goes off, as this was another faulty rung! Allen loses his balance after the blow and falls off the ladder, landing right on Logan’s shoulders who had just made it to his feet. Logan stumbles around with Allen on his shoulders.. He regains his balance and quickly hooks Allen on a torture rack!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as they know what that hold leads to.. They make it to their feet and begin to chant Allen’s name.. trying to get him to hold on! There are no submissions on this match though.. so Logan can have the hold for as long as he wants! You can see Allen start to fade and Logan doesn’t waist a second into turning the hold into a reversed DVD!! “OH!” is heard again after witnessing Logan’s finisher, “The Believer!” Logan makes it to his feet though and climbs the ladder up to the 8th rung.. He looks down at Allen and he’s still not moving a muscle.. Logan then looks at the 10th and 11th rung.. the last two rungs before he reaches for the title.. He steps on the 11th rung and nothing happens.. he doesn’t go for the 12th as he can touch the Television title with his finger tips.. He stretches and is able to get a hold of the title.. Just then the ladder starts to move and you see that Allen is trying to push it with his hands.. He is successful and the ladder tips over! Logan comes crashing down, landing hard on his back! The crowd is shocked though as he has the Television title with him! The bell rings as the ref calls for it!! ]-^-

M. Vega: Here is your winner… and the NEW!!!! Television Champion… ANDREW LOGAN!!!!!!

Miller: and he did it! Andrew Logan has managed to exercise one of his many demons!!

Mr. Smith: Wow, what an ending! I thought Allen had manage to make the match continue.. but as we see on the replay here.. Just as the ladder tipped.. Logan unhooked the title!

Paco: That was a nasty fall too.. but I think Allen got the worst of this match up earlier on..

Miller: Wait a minute! Someone just hit the ring!

Paco: Why would someone hit the ring?

Mr. Smith: No Jackass, someone just went in it!

-^-[Andrew finally makes it to his feet and then raises his newly won belt in the air, with this Alec emerges from the crowd, slides under the ring and attacks Andrew from behind!! The crowd is going nuts as Alec picks up Andrew, hooks him and then hits the BeGrod Drop!! Alec asks for a mic and gets one.. He speaks.. ]-^-

BeGrod: You might have exercised some demons tonight.. but there is one demon you will never be able to get rid of.. ME!

-^-[With that Alec picks up the TV title and lays it over Andrew. Alec slides back underneath the ropes and makes his way to the backstage area.. ]-^-

Miller: and Alec BeGrod just will not drop his hatred for Andrew Logan!

Mr. Smith: What else does he want from him? He’s beaten him twice already.. Like the late great Owen Hart said.. “enough is enough.”

Paco: Yeah seriously..

Miller: Anyway folks, we got to move on, and moving right into the next match which is for the vacant Tag Hardcore Titles!!

Mr. Smith: and there is no feud or story on this one.. These are two teams who made it to the finals of this, out of whack tournament.. The 3rd Earth Klique has fought for the title before and lost, while this will be the Dark Side Assassins’ first shot.. It would be interesting to see who wins!

Miller: Yeah, and this match will take a toll on these 4 wrestlers.. well three of them.. Killa Kali and the Frost already have had matches, in which they were victorious.. and Titan 3 still has to fight TLS for the World Title..

Mr. Smith: Yeah.. Titan 3 can end up with the worst end of this deal. .I mean, if he gets injured in this match, that will have some serious implications in his match with TLS..

Paco: Well let’s stop speculating esses and let’s just get to the match.. Sexy Mimi.. like Britney Spears said.. “baby hit me one more time!”

Miller: You listen to Britney Spears? Freak.

Dark Side Assassins Titan 3 & Killa Kali 557cw 2-0-0

VS

3rd Earth Klique Da Link & The Frost 548cw 2-1-1

-^-[The camera switches over to the ring where Mimi already is.. ]-^-

M. Vega: Ladies and Gentlemen the following bout is scheduled for one fall and it’s for the vacant Tag Hardcore Titles!!!

-^-[The crowd cheers loudly.. Then “Sex, Money and Murder” By MC Pooh begins to play and the crowd boos loudly as Titan 3 and Killa Kali make their way to the ring.. ]-^-

M. Vega: Introducing the first team.. Making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 557 pounds.. here are The Current European Champion Killa Kali and the current World Champion Titan 3… The Dark Side Assassins!!!

-^-[They get inside the ring and show off their titles.. the crowd continues to boo until “Fight Music” By D-12 begins to play.. then those boos turn to cheers as The Frost and Da Link make their way to the ring.. ]-^-

M. Vega: and their opponents.. Making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 548 pounds.. Here are Da Link and the NEW Hardcore Champion The Frost… The 3rd Earth Klique!!!

-^-[They make their way down the ramp and then get inside the ring.. Once inside all four men come face to face and the ref gets between them and then tells them to pick who’s going to start the match off.. Da Link starts it off for the Klique while Titan 3 starts it off for the Assassins. ]-^-

Miller: Well here we go.. Look at all the gold in the ring gentlemen.. and to think. After the match is over, one of these two teams will have even MORE gold..

Mr. Smith: and more cash.. don’t forget the big paycheck they get for winning the tag titles..

Paco: You know, I think I might have to find me a tag team partner and go after those titles.. I could definitely use all that money! Simon Que Si..

-^-[The bell rings and Titan 3 and Da Link lock up.. Titan 3 applies a headlock and Da Link easily pushes him off to the ropes.. Titan 3 bounces off and Da Link goes for a shoulder tackle but Titan 3 doesn’t move.. Titan 3 tells him to try again and Da Link bounces himself off the ropes this time and goes for a shoulder tackle, but again Titan 3 doesn’t move.. Da Link tells Titan 3 to try it himself and he does, bouncing himself off the ropes and nailing Da Link, Titan 3 is able to get him down and the crowd boos as Titan 3 goes to his corner and gives Kali a high five.. Da Link jumps back to his feet and then goes after Titan 3.. they lock up and Titan 3 applies a headlock again.. Again Da Link pushes him to the ropes, but this time, as Titan 3 bounces off, Da Link steps up and takes the champion down with a drop toe hold! Da Link then quickly gets up and drops an elbow to the back of Titan 3’s head! Da Link gets back up and delivers the move a second time.. back up and a third time! The crowd cheers as Da Link now flips Titan 3 over and makes the pin.. the World Champion easily kicks out after one.. Da Link jumps to his feet and brings Titan 3 up.. he takes him to the Klique corner where he tags the Frost.. He comes in and both men whip him to the rope.. Titan 3 bounces off and they send him flying with a double back body drop followed by a double elbow to the chest! Da Link goes out now with the crowd cheering on and The Frost makes another pin, Titan 3 kicks out after two. ]-^-

Miller: and the Klique are in control of this one so far…

Mr. Smith: Yeah.. I think Titan 3 is just a bit unfocused right now.. but he’ll get into the match..

Paco: Well if I was the Klique, I would do whatever it takes to keep him unfocused.

-^-[The Frost picks up Titan 3 and whips him to the ropes.. Titan 3 bounces off and The Frost goes for a clothesline, Titan 3 ducks it though he puts on the breaks, both men turn to face each other and Titan 3 runs The Frost over with a vicious clothesline! Titan 3 appears to have snapped out of his funk as he now picks up The Forst, hooks him for a suplex and connects with it! Titan 3 then looks over to Killa Kali and tells him something.. Killa Kali puts his boot up on the corner and Titan 3 walks over with the Frost and then smashes the Frost’s face against Kali’s boot! Titan 3 then makes the tag to Killa Kali and he comes in.. both men whip The Frost to the ropes.. The Frost bounces off and they catch him, lift him and drop him down hard to the mat with a double pancake slam!!! Killa Kali goes for the pin as Titan 3 goes to the corner.. The ref counts.. One! Two! And Da Link makes the save by pulling Kali off.. The ref tells Da Link to get out while Kali brings the Frost back up to his feet.. he whips him to the ropes and The Frost bounces off.. Killa Kali tries to leap frog over him but the Frost catches him, turns around and drops him with a Spinebuster! Both men stay down but only momentarily.. Da Link begins to clap and the crowd backs him up.. The Frost starts to make his way over to the corner but Kali grabs him by his foot preventing him from making the tag.. ]-^-

Miller: and the pace of this match has started to pick up!

Mr. Smith: It sure has.. both teams were getting a feel for each other early on, but now they are just letting each other go!

Paco: Which I hope will lead to either team to start using weapons!

-^-[Kali makes it to his feet still holding on to The Frost’s foot.. The Frost makes it to his feet with his one good foot and then begins to hop around.. Kali starts to pull him towards the Assassins corner but then The Frost nails Kali out of nowhere with an Enziguri kick!! The crowd cheers and Da Link reaches for the tag.. Kali is down but has enough sense to make the tag to Titan 3.. Titan 3 makes it in and then stomps on the back of the Frost’s head just as he was about to make the tag.. Kali on the outside recovers and then begins to look under the ring.. Titan 3 picks up The Frost and applies an arm bar.. Kali on the outside begins to throw all kinds of weapons into the ring, which brings a small pop from the crowd.. You see trash cans, a couple of steel chairs.. trash can lids.. a crow bar.. a couple of kendo sticks.. a flower pot.. a STOP sign.. a cement block.. a fly swatter.. and a fire extinguisher.. Titan 3 let’s go of the hold and then lifts the Frost up and drops him with a body slam! He then looks through the weapons and grabs a metal trash can.. He waits for the Frost to get up.. The Frost stumbles to his feet and then Titan 3 goes to hit him with the trash can but the Frost sees him coming and gives him a kick to the gut.. Titan 3 stumbles backwards and drops the trash can.. The Frost quickly rushes over, hooks Titan 3 and drops him with a DDT onto the metal trash can!! Another loud pop from the crowd and the Frost now dives for the Klique corner and makes the tag to Da Link! ]-^-

Miller: and here comes the newly energized Da Link!!

Mr. Smith: He should clean house!

Paco: Use the weapons dawg!

-^-[Da Link comes in and as Titan 3 starts to get up, Da Link nails him with a high knee to the face, sending him back down.. Da Link grabs a metal trash can lid and as Killa Kali comes in to get him some, Da Link nails him with it! Da Link then picks Killa Kali right back up and whips him to the ropes.. Killa Kali bounces of and Da Link catches him and drops him with a belly to belly unto the other metal trash can! Da Link then picks up Killa Kali and tosses him to the outside.. Da Link then goes after Titan 3.. He picks him up but then Titan 3 gives him a thumb to the eye.. Da Link stumbles backwards but then goes after Titan 3 but he gives him a big boot to the face that takes him down.. Titan 3 then shakes his head, trying to recover.. He then grabs a chair and as Da Link starts to get up.. Titan 3 whacks him with it!! Da Link doesn’t go down but does stumble onto the ropes.> Titan 3 walks over and nails him again, this time sending Da Link over the top and onto the outside.. Killa Kali is out there and he quickly picks up Da Link and throws him against the steel steps! The Frost hops down and goes after Kali.. he turns him around and the two start to exchange blows.. Titan 3 goes to the outside too and then looks under the ring.. he takes out a table! He slides it in and then picks up Da Link, and throws him inside as well.. On the other side Killa Kali lifts The Frost and drops him with a Jackhammer on the hard concrete floor! ]-^-

Miller: All hell has started to break lose guys!!

Mr. Smith: Yeah.. and Titan 3 is now in control of the match, which is something The Klique shouldn’t have allowed to happen!

Paco: Yeah.. Titan 3 has that table inside the ring.. I’m sure he’s going to do something deadly with it and I for one is really happy about it!

-^-[Killa Kali goes to the Assassins corner as Titan 3 sets up the table in the middle of the ring.. Titan 3 makes the tag to Kali and he climbs to the top.. Titan 3 then hooks Da Link for a Powerbomb and lifts him up.. He holds him up there, with his back turn to Kali, but right in front of the table.. Killa Kali flicks the fans off and then jumps off and delivers a spinning heel kick right to the face of Da Link! As Kali hits him, Titan 3 brings Da Link down and puts him through the table!!! The crowd gives a loud “OH!!” Followed by a “holy shit” chant.. The camera shows us the replay of the great spinning heel/Powerbomb combo.. Back to live action we go where Titan 3 makes his way to the corner and Kali makes the pin to Da Link.. The ref counts… One! Two! And The Frost pulls Killa Kali to the outside! Kali lands on his feet and then tries to clothesline The Frost but the Frost ducks, comes back up, pulls back on Kali’s head and drops him with a Neckbreaker! Titan 3 watches on as The Frost picks Kali back up and then whips him towards the ring post.. Kali reverses it though and The Frost hits hard and falls down to the mat.. Kali gets back inside the ring and picks up Da Link.. he then grabs a chair and whips Da Link to the ropes.. Da Link bounces off and Kali tosses him the chair.. Da Link catches it and Killa Kali nails the chair with a super kick, ramming it into Da Link’s face!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as Kali goes for another pin! One! Two! And the Frost again makes the save, this time getting inside the ring and diving.. ]-^-

Miller: Well the Dark Side Assassins are in full control now.. it seems as if they are going to be winning this match soon..

Mr. Smith: Yeah.. if the Klique is going to bounce back.. they need to do it now..

Paco: Yeah.. and do it with tables, ladders and chairs.. oh please oh please!?

-^-[The Frost gets up and so does Kali and the two begin to exchange blows. .the ref tries to get in between them but fails.. Kali gives the Frost a hard kick to the gut and that sends The Frost stumbling to the corner.. Kali grabs him and whips him to the other side.. No, The Frost reverses it, pulls Kali in, hooks him and drops him with an over the head belly to belly suplex!! The crowd cheers as the Frost now goes to his corner and tells Da Link to get up!! Titan 3 tells Kali the same thing and the ref begins the 10 count.. Da Link starts to move and crawls his way over to his corner.. He reaches for the tag and tags the Frost just as Killa Kali starts to get up.. The Frost nails him with a right hand, another, another, one more! The Frost backs Kali to the corner and there he lifts him and sets him at the top.. he climbs the corner himself, hooks Killa Kali and drops him with a Superplex!! The crowd cheers and The Frost goes for a pin now.. One! Two! And Titan 3 makes the save! The Frost jumps to his feet and begins to exchange blows with Titan 3! The ref gets in between them and is able to separate the two.. The Frost quickly goes over to Da Link and makes the tag.. Da Link jumps on the top turnbuckle as The Frost picks up Killa Kali, hooks him and drops him with a reversed Sambo Slam! The Frost rolls out of the way and Da Link comes off the top and connects with a Frogsplash!! The Crowd cheers loudly again and Da Link makes the pin now! One! Two! Three! No! Titan 3 made the save again! ]-^-

Miller: and Da Link had the title won! Damn that Titan 3!!

Mr. Smith: he made the save at the last second.. great save by Titan 3, legal or not!

Paco: I’m just glad the match gets to continue..

-^-[Da Link gets up and then picks up Killa Kali.. He then gives him a kick to the gut and hooks him between his legs.. Da Link then lifts Kali for a Powerbomb, but as he has him again, Kali nails him with a kendo stick!! Da Link drops to the ground and everyone wonders where the stick came from! The camera shows us the replay and we see that as Da Link had Kali between his legs, Kali grabbed the near by stick.. back to live action where Killa Kali appears to be in charge.. He goes to the outside with newly found energy and then he looks under the ring and takes out another table! He slides it inside, goes in himself and sets it up.. He then makes his way over to Titan 3 and makes the tag.. Titan 3 comes in and he picks up The Frost.. He then ignores the table and grabs the flower pot and then whips The Frost to the ropes.. The Frost bounces off and Titan 3 nails him the flower pot, breaking it over his head! The Frost goes down and Titan 3 makes the pin.. The ref counts.. one! Two! And Da Link makes the save! Da Link stays in and begins to pound Titan 3 in the back with forearm shots! The ref tries to get him to get out but Da Link appears to have lost it.. He whips Titan 3 to the ropes.. Titan 3 bounces off and Da Link nails him with a flying forearm to the face! The Frost gets up as Da Link grabs Titan 3 up again hooks him for a Powerbomb and he lifts him and holds him.. The Frost bounces himself off the ropes and then nails Titan 3 with a clothesline! The ref tries to get the Da Link to get out but to no avail.. Just then Killa Kali gets in with the fire extinguisher and he begins to spray everyone, even the ref! Killa Kali then drops and sees the Frost standing by the ropes.. Killa Kali tells Titan 3 to get up.. Titan 3 does and then they double whip Da Link to the ropes.. Killa Kali goes to the corner as Titan 3 catches Da Link, lifts him and drops him with a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker!! Titan 3 then sets Da Link up on the table and Killa Kali then comes off the top and connects with a huge elbow drop! Putting Da Link through the table! The Frost pulls Titan 3 to the outside and nails him with a clothesline as Killa Kali makes the pin with the fog beginning to clear.. The ref sees the pin and counts! One! Two! The Frost tries to make the save and slides in but he’s too late Three!! Bell rings!! ]-^-

Miller: Wait a minute! Ref!!

Mr. Smith: That’s the illegal man!!

M. Vega: Here are your winners… and the NEW!!! Tag Hardcore Champions of the World!!!! THE DARKSIDE ASSASSINS!!!

Miller: Well the ref, with all the confusing thanks to Kali and The Fire Extinguisher wasn’t able to recall the legal man..

Mr. Smith: Which is really too bad because the Klique gave The Assassins a hell of a good fight!

Paco: Yeah.. well ODJ is a fair man.. he’ll give these two a rematch I’m sure..

Miller & Mr. Smith: Riiiight...

Paco: Yeah go ahead and mock the boss.. See where it gets you..

Miller: Hey we know ODJ is a fair man..

Mr. Smith: Uh huh..

Miller: But it would definitely be cool to see a rematch between these two teams.. This match could have definitely gone either way..

Mr. Smith: Yeah.. and speaking of either way..

Paco: Ah, so you finally coming out of the closet!? Good for you two..

Miller: I don’t get it..

Mr. Smith: Me either.. Folks.. heading our way is the Women’s title match! These two ladies fought their way through 3 matches, 2 of those on the same night to make it to the big dance.. one of these two ladies will be crown the World Women’s Champion.. bringing back a title that has been idle for more than 2 years!!

Paco: Oh Man I can’t wait.. Excuse me guys.. I have something to take care of..

Miller: You’re leaving now? But I thought you were just dying to see this match!?!

Paco: Yeah.. I still am.. I’m just going to get a better view of it..

Mr. Smith: What do you mean?

"Marvelous" Alize 3-0

VS

Rebel Chic 3-0

-^-[Paco stands up and then walks towards the steel ramp.. he then stops and looks towards the ring as Mimi Vega gets inside it.. She winks at him and then speaks..]-^-

M. Vega: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the next match up.. This one is a BRA & PANTIES & then some MATCH for the Vacant Women’s Championship!!

-^-[The crowd cheers loudly as Mimi then continues… ]-^-

M. Vega: and now ladies and gentlemen.. please welcome the special guest referee for this match up.. PACO!!!

Miller & Mr. Smith: WHAT!!?!!!

-^-[The crowd cheers loudly as Paco then takes off that ugly ass Hawaiian shirt he was wearing to reveal a ref shirt.. he gets inside the ring and waves to the fans and then looks down at Miller and Smith smiling from ear to ear.. “better view” indeed.. Paco turns his attention to the entrance way as “Welcome to Atlanta” By Jermine Dupri and LudaCris begins to play… ]-^-

M. Vega: and now introducing the first challenger.. She’s making her way to the ring from Atlanta, Georgia.. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you.. Alize!!!

-^-[ She comes out, wearing a purple outfit.. Red pants, red top and her hair tied into a pony tail.. She gets inside the ring and then walks over to Paco.. Paco looks her up and down and smiles.. She messes with his hair and he appears to melt.. She then begins to play to the crowd when “She” By Green Day begins to play.. the crowd also gives a big pop as Rebel Chic makes her way to the ring decked out in a red outfit and followed by Annabelle and Bella-Anne…]-^-

M. Vega: and her opponent.. Making her way to the ring from Seattle, Washington and being accompanied by Bella-Anne and Annabelle.. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you.. Rebel Chic!!!

-^-[They get inside the ring and Paco smiles at Rebel Chic.. Rebel Chic gives him the finger and Paco’s smile is swept away.. It comes back rather quickly though as the twins start to mess with him… Rebel Chic comes over and pushes them out of the ring as Paco then calls for the bell, wow, he got that part right.. ]-^-

Miller: I can’t believe he’s in there being the ref!

Mr. Smith: It’s Paco Miller, did you expect anything less..

-^-[Both ladies circle each other before locking up.. Paco looks on happily and takes a seat on the corner.. Rebel Chic applies a headlock on Alize and then takes her down with it.. Alize then gets out of it by applying a head scissors.. Paco’s eyes get big as he sees Rebel Chic’s head between Alize’s legs.. God knows what he’s thinking about right now.. Rebel Chic kicks out of the hold, jumping to her feet.. Alize gets up too and they go back right away to the lock up, Rebel Chic again applies a head lock. ]-^-

Miller: Well the two ladies getting a feel for each other right now…

Mr. Smith: Yeah, and I’m sure Paco is enjoying that a little too much..

-^-[Alize decides to push Rebel Chic off to the ropes this time.. Rebel bounces off and Alize leap frogs over her.. Rebel Chic bounces off the other side and Alize sends her flying with a hip toss! Rebel Chic jumps back up to her feet but Alize is ready for her and takes her down with a second hip toss! Rebel Chic tries to get up but Alize keeps her grounded this time as she applies a reverse chin lock.. That move doesn’t keep her down for long though as Rebel Chic starts to come up.. She makes it to her feet and then elbows Alize in her stomach to break free.. Rebel Chic bounces off the ropes but this time Alize takes her down with an arm drag!]-^-

Miller: Alize is dominating Rebel Chic in the early going!

Mr. Smith: While Paco is just seating on his ass watching on.. I swear, how did he get that gig?

-^-[Alize brings Rebel Chic back up and whips her to the ropes.. Rebel Chic bounces off and Alize goes for a clothesline, she misses as Rebel chicks ducks it and then jumps up on the top rope, spins around and then catches Alize who was turning around with a flying clothesline! Rebel Chic then grabs Alize’s top and then begins to pull on it! Paco’s eyes grow to the size of grapefruits! Rebel Chic gives it one last pull and she is able to pull of Alize’s top! The crowd cheers and Paco begins to jump around like an idiot.. Rebel Chic throws the top at Paco and he gladly takes it. ]-^-

Miller: He’s such a pervert..

Mr. Smith: Forget about Paco, let’s talk about the match.. Rebel Chic is leading the way.. if she takes Alize’s pants off she’ll be able to go for a pin!

-^-[Rebel Chic picks up Alize and then whips her to the ropes.. Paco watches her closely, wonder why? As she bounces off.. Rebel then jumps on her shoulders and goes for a Hurricanrana but Alize blocks it and then pulls Rebel Chic back up and then Powerbombs her!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as Alize now begins to pull on Rebel Chic’s pants! The crowd cheers as Alize pulls them up to Rebel Chic’s knees and then all the way! Paco begins to bark like a dog as Rebel Chic is now showing a nice purple thong.. ]-^-

Miller: Would you look at that idiot!?

Mr. Smith: My God.. he acts as if he’s never seen a half naked chic before..

-^-[Alize then picks up Rebel Chic and goes for her top but Rebel Chic pushes her off and then gives her a round house slap that sends Alize onto the ropes! Rebel Chic goes after her and then whips her to the other side.. Alize bounces off and Rebel Chic jumps up and then takers her down with a flying head scissors! Paco reaches for Rebel Chic’s pants and puts them around his neck.. The crowd cheers him on as he can’t wait to get more.. Rebel Chic picks up Alize and takes her to the corner where she begins to ram Alize’s head against the top turnbuckle! ]-^-

Miller: Rebel Chic is vicious!!!

Mr. Smith: She sure is! But so is Alize.. these two ladies are not the top ladies in the division just because they wear nice clothes..

-^-[After ten shots, Rebel Chic lets Alize go and she falls down to the mat.. Rebel Chic climbs to the very top of the turnbuckle.. She then measures Alize and goes for a guillotine leg drop.. she connects with it!! The crowd cheers and now Rebel Chic goes for Alize’s pants! She unzips them and pulls them off!! The crowd cheers and Rebel Chic throws the pants at Paco and then makes the pin.. Paco grabs them and then rushes over to make the count.. One! Two! Kick out by Alize!! Rebel Chic picks her back up and whips her to the ropes.. Alize reverses it and Rebel Chic bounces off.. Alize goes for a back body drop but Rebel Chic flies over her and then gets her down with a Sunset Flip! Paco is frozen and drooling at the position the women are in.. the crowd shouts.. “COUNT!!” and Paco snaps out of it and makes the count! One! Two! Kick out!!]-^-

Miller: That could have been a three! Paco is ruining this great match!!

Mr. Smith: yeah, he needs to be more professional.. wait.. Paco, professional? What the hell am I saying..

-^-[Rebel Chic gets up, upset with Paco and shoves her.. Paco tells her he’s the ref.. Rebel Chic backs off but is still pissed off.. She picks up Alize who surprises her with an inside cradle! Paco tells her she can’t count for her.. Alize let’s go, a bit upset and then both ladies jump to their feet, and charge at each other, and both with the same idea.. clothesline each other! Paco looks down at both women.. Alize in her bra and panties.. Rebel Chic, with her top and panties.. Paco begins to sweat bullets.. He then remembers that he has to give the count so he starts.. ]-^-

Miller: Well he remember the 10 count.. I can’t believe it..

Mr. Smith: I’m shocked.

-^-[Both ladies start come around.. and Alize is the first one up.. She grabs Rebel Chic and lifts her for a body slam.. Rebel Chic fights it off and is able to fall free behind Alize.. She then turns her around and she is able to connect with a body slam! Rebel Chic now goes to the top and calls for her finisher! She jumps off, going for a Senton bomb but Alize rolls out of the way and Rebel Chic hits nothing but mat! Alize gets up and so does Rebel Chic holding her back.. Alize gives her a kick to the mid section, hooks her and drops her with a DDT! Alize then quickly begins to pull Rebel Chic’s top off! She gets it! Red bra which matches her red thong.. Paco, again is drooling.. Alize now goes to the corner and climbs it.. She then measures Rebel Chic, jumps off and connects with a Frogsplash!! The crowd cheers and Alize makes the pin.. Paco, who snaps out of another trance makes the count.. One! Two! Three! Bell rings!!]-^-

M. Vega: Here is your winner.. and the NEW Women’s Champion!!! “THE MARVELOUS” ALIZE!!!!!!

-^-[The Time keeper hands Paco the belt and then Paco goes to help Alize up.. He then hands her the title and she gets all exited and gives Paco a kiss on the cheek.. Alize then goes to the corner to show off her title as Paco faints.. ]-^-

Miller: Look at that moron..

Mr. Smith: I swear.. this was a great match. .but him being in it totally ruin it..

Miller: Totally..

-^-[The crowd seems to think otherwise as they begin to chant Paco’s name.. He’s still down, with a huge smile on his face and the women’s clothes all over his body.. The PPV then takes a moment to hype up next month’s PPV… ]-^-

Miller: Extreme Measures II is going to be a PPV out of this world.. I can’t wait to see what kind of matches we have there!

Mr. Smith: Yeah.. Extreme Measures is not called that just because.. You see wrestlers get pushed further than they have ever been pushed.. Blood, Sweat and Tears is a huge understatement for this PPV.

Paco: Hey guys I’m back.. woooo what a match!

Miller: Welcome Back Mr. Pervert!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, you almost blew a great match there because of your drooling!

Paco: Hey.. I’m sorry if I like women ok? I mean if you two liked women you would know exactly what I was going through there.. I mean.. wow.. that was an almost orgasmic experience!

Miller: That’s gross Paco.

Mr. Smith: Seriously..

Paco: Kiss my gross ass ok? And look at this! The girls let me kept the clothes! Oh I’m going to smell them every night from here on out!

Miller: Ok that’s just disturbing!

Mr. Smith: Yeah Paco, get a life.. and besides, Rebel Chic didn’t let you keep those clothes.. you took them from her.

Paco: Whatever man.. Let me just enjoy my moment..

Miller: Well while you do that, we’ll talk about the next match!! A South Texas Boot Camp Match!! Mr. Smith what can you tell us about the match..

Mr. Smith: Well it’s just that, a boot camp.. and it's set up outside the Astrodome, and it's like a mini-boot camp/obstacle course type thing, with all kinds of stuff you would find on an obstacle course like the ropes to swing on, the big wall to climb and Paco’s favorite the barbed wire thing you are suppose to climb under in training.. You can tell I have no clue what I’m talking about.. but Kylo does.. I hear there are also ladders involved.. and who knows what else..

Paco: So how do you win?

Mr. Smith: Last Man Standing rules.. after you have pinned your opponent.. he has 10 seconds to get up.. If he doesn’t.. then whoever pinned him is declared the winner..

Paco: Sounds great!

Miller: It should be great.. so let us not delay any more.. Mimi, this is the last match we see you on, so thanks for some great announcing tonight!

Mr. Smith: Yeah nice job..

Paco: and I don’t care what these two assholes say, I think you are way hotter than Joey!

Kylo 6'6" 248 27-20-2

VS

Angel & Alec BeGrod 6'1" & 6'9" 201 & 350 8-6 & 12-7

-^-[The camera switches over to Mimi who is now in the ring. She thanks Paco and the guys and then the camera switches over to the Insane-A-Tron.. We see the boot camp set up just like Mr. Smith described it.. It’s probably about the size of four rings put together, and looks like a huge sand box as inches of sand cover the ground. You see the things Mr. Smith talk about and you also see ref, who has the Intercontinental Title over his shoulder.. Mimi Speaks.. ]-^-

M. Vega: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the Boot Camp Handicap Match for the Intercontinental Championship!!!

-^-[The crowd cheers loudly and then “My Way” By Limp Bizkit begins to play.. the crowd right away begin to cheer even louder.. Angel and Alec BeGrod appear on the Insane-A-Tron.. standing next to the ref.. ]-^-

M. Vega: Introducing first… The challengers.. at a combined weight of 551 pounds.. here are “The Machine” Alec BeGrod and Angel.. Looks 2 Kill!!!

-^-[The crowd continues to cheer until L2K’s music begins to fade and then “Come Out and Play” By The Offspring begins to play.. The crowd change their cheers to boos… ]-^-

M. Vega: and their opponent… From Detroit, Michigan.. Here is Explicit Content member and the current Intercontinental Champion…Kylo!!!

-^-[Kylo appears in the picture and right away Looks 2 Kill charges at him.. Kylo makes a run for it.. and the bell rings.. ]-^-

Miller: Well this looks more like a hunting mission then a handicap match!

Mr. Smith: Well, Kylo is a smart man.. so maybe he’s luring them in to a trap!

Paco: Oh man, traps are great!

-^-[Kylo goes around a tall boulder and Looks 2 Kill follow behind but then are surprised that he’s not there.. then you hear a scream and both turn around and both get nailed with a boot to the face from Kylo, who was swinging from a rope! Kylo jumps down and then begins to stomp on both men.. He then picks up Angel, grabs him by his head and smashes it against the boulder.. Kylo then picks up Alec but Alec surprises him with a hard right hand that sends Kylo stumbling backwards.. Alec then goes after him nailing him with a second right hand.. He then hooks Kylo for a suplex, he lifts him and connects with it.. but you have to wonder how effective it was, since it was on sand.. Alec nevertheless goes for a pin but Kylo kicks out right after 1.. Alec BeGrod brings him up and then takes him back towards the obstacle course.. There are some tables set up, God knows for what, but they have been painted with camouflaged colors.. Alec takes Kylo towards one of them and then gives him a kick to the gut.. He hooks him between his legs but Kylo quickly drops to one knee, and gives Alec a low blow!! Kylo then quickly stands up, wraps his arms around Alec, lifts him and puts him through the table with a gut wrench suplex!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd inside as Kylo makes the pin.. The ref counts! One! Two! And Angel makes the save! Kylo stands up and Angel nails him with a drop kick, sending him back down! ]-^-

Miller: Well it’s been all Kylo up to that point right there..

Mr. Smith: Yeah.. Kylo is more prepare for this match than Looks 2 Kill..

Paco: Hey.. didn’t Kylo get shot or something? Wonder how he recuperated so quickly.. I mean.. we didn’t see another problem after it happened..

-^-[Angel picks up Kylo and takes him over to the wall you are suppose to climb.. Angel whips Kylo towards it and Kylo hits hard, face first. He then stumbles backwards towards Angel who pulls back on his head, hooks him and drops him with a reversed DDT! Angel rolls on top of Kylo now and makes the pin.. the ref counts.. one! Two! Kick out by Kylo.. Angel brings him back up and then hooks him for a suplex.. Angel tries to lift him but Kylo blocks it and it’s him that lifts Angel and drops him with a Brainbuster! Kylo rolls on top of Angel for the pin and the ref counts.. one! Two! And Alec pulls him off! Kylo gets up and Alec gives him a boot to the face, sending Kylo back down! Alec then stomps on Kylo a few times before picking him up and throwing him over his shoulder.. Alec now walks over to where the ropes are hanging down over a large puddle of mud.. For those of you who don’t know, soldiers are suppose to use the ropes to go across this large puddle.. without falling down to it.. Alec stops right in front of it.. and then Lifts Kylo with a gorilla press and throws him inside the puddle of mud! Mud goes flying all over the place as Kylo struggles to get up in all the mud.. Him now looking like “mud man” Alec laughs and then goes in it as well and clotheslines Kylo back down.. Alec BeGrod then picks Kylo up and hooks him between his legs, he lifts him and delivers a Piledriver!! ]-^-

Miller: Ooh.. men fighting in mud..

Mr. Smith: Yeah nice huh?

Paco: HELL NO YOU FRUIT CAKES! Who wants to see men fighting in mud? Ok don’t answer that.. I just hope they get out of there soon.

-^-[Alec then gets out of the mud.. dragging Kylo with him.. they reach the sand and Alec now pins Kylo.. the ref makes the count.. one! Two! And Kylo kicks out! Just then Angel appears and both members pick Kylo up.. They hook him for a double suplex, they lift him and connect with it! Angel now goes for the pin and the ref counts.. one! Two! Kick out! Angel brings Kylo to his feet and he then tells Alec to bring one of those tables in the far right.. Alec nods and goes as Angel nails Kylo with a couple of right hands.. Alec comes back with the table and sets it up.. Angel then throws Kylo on top of it and tells Alec to hold him.. Angel then goes to get a wooden ladder that is set up near by the barbwire obstacle.. He brings it over and places it right in front of the table with Kylo in it.. He then begins to climb it, reaching the top and then standing on the very last rung.. Alec holds Kylo, but as Angel jumps off.. Kylo nails Alec with a right hand.. and then slides out of the table, and pulls Alec in, just as Angel hits a Swanton bomb!!! Alec, instead of Kylo gets put through the table face first and now both members of L2K are down! Kylo picks up Angel and tosses him to the side as he then pins Alec! The ref counts.. One! Two! Th.. kick out by Alec!! The crowd inside the arena cheers loudly as Kylo is a bit shocked that Alec kicked out.. Kylo stands up and is about to pick up Alec when Angle comes from behind and turns him around.. Angel then jumps on Kylo’s shoulders and takes him down with a Hurricanrana! ]-^-

Miller: Great move by Angel!!! Kylo has been doing ok against both men.. but I think it has started to take a toll on him!

Mr. Smith: Well if it hasn’t now, it soon will be.. Nobody can go up against two guys the caliber of Alec and Angel and dominate the match from beginning to end.. it’s just nearly impossible..

Paco: Hey.. Nothing is impossible.. and if there was one guy who could pull off the upset, well then Kylo is that guy!

-^-[Angel picks up Kylo and then takes him over to the wall again Angel turns him around, hooks him, lifts him and drops him with a belly to back suplex.. Angel then begins to climb the wall.. he reaches the top and then stands there, looking down at Kylo.. Angel then jumps off and goes for a Shooting Star Press!! He connects with it!! The crowd inside the arena gives a mix reaction but one chant is eminent.. “Holy shit! Holy Shit!” Angel rolls off of Kylo holding his mid section.. The ref checks with him and then Angel manages to roll back over to Kylo and makes the pin.. The ref counts.. One! Two! And Alec pulls Angel off! Angel gets up and looks at Alec confused.. he shoves them asks him what’s the deal? Alec points to his waist and motions as if to say he wants the title around his waist.. Angel shoves him again and then Alec shoves him back! Angel decides that’s not a good idea to fight and tries to talk some sense into Alec.. both regain their cool and shake hands.. They go back to work on Kylo.. Alec picks up Kylo and then lifts him on his shoulders.. Angel then brings the ladder he used earlier and sets it up.. He then climbs it, facing Alec who has a very woozy Kylo on his shoulders.. Angel then jumps off the ladder and goes for a spear on Kylo, but Kylo rolls down, bringing Alec down with a victory roll! Angel goes flying over them and crashes against the wall, knocking himself out! The ref rushes over to where Kylo has Alec pinned and makes the count! One! Two! Kick out by Alec.. ]-^-

Miller: What an escape by Kylo!! If Angel would have connected with that spear, it would be all over for him!!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, but regained his senses just in time.. and now, as hard it might be to believe, he is in charge..

Paco: Seeing Angel connect with that spear would have been something else..

-^-[Both men jump to their feet and Alec connects with a right hand, so does Kylo.. Alec connects with a second one and so does Kylo!! They continue to back and forth until they wear each other down.. Alec goes for one last wild punch but Kylo blocks it and then gives Alec a knee to the mid section.. Alec folds in pain and drops to one knee and Kylo walks over to the ladder and folds it up.. He then grabs it by the middle, charges at Alec and nails him on his upper back with it, sending him down to the sand! Kylo then stands over Alec, lifts the ladder up and then brings it down hard across his back! Kylo leaves the ladder on top of Alec and then walks over to where the barbwire obstacle is, and grabs a second ladder.. he brings it over, and sets it right in front of Alec.. Kylo then begins to climb it, but as he reaches the top, he is surprised by Angel from behind! He pushes the ladder, sending Kylo flying down to the ground! Kylo lands hard on his back and Angel walks over… He picks up Kylo but Kylo surprises him with a right hand.. Kylo then hooks him for a DDT, Angel blocks it and turns it into a Northern lights suplex with a bridge! The ref comes over and makes the count.. One! Two! Kick out by Kylo! Angel stands up and brings Kylo to his feet.. he then lifts him on his shoulders Alec starts to get up and Angel starts an airplane spin with Kylo, as he spins him though, one of Kylo’s foot catches Alec right on the side of the face, sending him back down to the sand hard! Angel doesn’t notice and then turns the airplane spin into a DVD!! Angel now makes the pin and the ref counts again! One! Two! Th.. kick out by Kylo! ]-^-

Miller: Oh! Angel almost had Kylo on that one!!!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, and poor Alec, he got knocked out by his own partner!

Paco: Well, technically it was Kylo’s foot!

-^-[Angel stands up, a bit wobbly.. He sees Alec struggling to get up so he walks over and help his partner up.. They together walk over to Kylo and Alec tells Angel that’s time to finish him! Angel nods and then walks over to one of the ladders and sets it up again.. Alec then picks up Kylo and sets him up for a Powerbomb.. Angel reaches the top of the ladder and waits for Alec, who is right in front of him, with his back to him to set up Kylo.. Alec brings Kylo up and holds him in a Powerbomb position.. It seems that they are going for their Powerbomb/Missile drop kick combo better known as Destruction, their finisher! Alec holds Kylo in position and Angel jumps off! But instead of nailing Kylo, he nails Alec in the back of the head!! Alec stumbles forward and Kylo, as if on cue, reacts and takes the big man down with a Frankensteiner! All 3 men are down now.. Kylo not having enough to pin Alec and Angel, after landing flat on his face, struggling to get up.. .Angel, after a few moments begins to stands up.. He makes it and shakes his head, obviously upset with himself for missing with the drop kick.. he walks over to Kylo who was about to make the pin and gives him a hard kick to the face! Kylo rolls down to the floor and Angel follows through.. He picks him up and then hooks him for a twist of fate!! Just then Alec comes from behind him, turns him around and grabs him by his neck!!!]-^-

Miller: Uh oh!! Alec doesn’t look to happy!!!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, he got whacked pretty good by Angel, and now he wants some retribution!!

Paco: I thought these two were like peanut butter and jelly.. they went together well! But obviously we can see that there are some issues!

-^-[Alec tries to tell Alec it was an accident.. Alec isn’t buying he lifts Angel for a Chokeslam.. Angel still tries to tell him it was an accident.. Alec thinks better of it and puts down his tag team partner.. Angel coughs a few times and checks his neck.. Angel then points to Kylo and tells Alec.. “that’s the enemy, not me.. not us!” Alec nods and then they go back to work on Kylo Alec picks up Kylo but he surprises him with a right hand! Alec stumbles backwards but that gives Angel an opportunity to come flying and nail Kylo with a spinning heel kick! Kylo goes down again and Alec comes back and now picks up Kylo and drags him to the barbwire obstacle.. Angel tells Alec that it’s “BeGrod drop time!” Alec nods and then right in front of the barbwire he hooks Kylo for a Powerbomb.. Angel then walks off and grabs a piece of wood, that looks almost like a 2 x 4.. Angel then stands in front of Alec, but to the side.. Alec goes to lift Kylo for the BeGrod drop when Angel swings with the piece of wood, whacking Alec BeGrod right in the face!!! Alec is about to drop but Kylo then pushes up with his shoulders, back body dropping Alec unto the barbwire!! The crowd inside the arena is shocked after seeing Angel whack his own tag team partner.. Kylo pulls Alec off the barbwire, and as he pulls, you see the barb wire rip through Alec’s clothes and his skin.. Kylo then picks up a bloodied Alec and then hooks him for the downer.. Kylo then jumps up and delivers the downer [diamond cutter] right onto the barbwire!! Kylo lands on the barbwire but he doesn’t seem to care.. Angel looks on as Kylo now makes the pin, yes, on top of the barbwire still! The ref makes the count from a far.. One! Two! Three!! ]-^-

Miller: Kylo has got the pin but the question here is, why did Angel whack his own partner!! This doesn’t make sense!!

Mr. Smith: Well there was obviously some tension, and errors were made.. but I thought that they had put them aside.. I mean they continued to work together!!

Paco: Well maybe Angel has had enough.. I don’t know.. but Alec now has 10 seconds to get up or is over!!

-^-[The ref has already begun the count and is on 5.. Kylo gets off the barbwire, holding his ribs and left arm.. Angel stands side by side with him and together they look on at Alec.. the ref reaches eight.. Alec doesn’t move a muscle.. nine.. He starts to come around.. but it’s too late.. ten!! The ref calls for the bell and it rings.. ]-^-

M. Vega: Here is your winner.. and STILL!!! The Intercontinental Champion!!! KYLO!!!!!!

Miller: I don’t believe this..

Mr. Smith: Me either..

Paco: Yeah.. I can’t believe I’m out of Tequila already.. sheesh..

-^-[The ref goes to raise Kylo’s arm but Angel shoves him down to the sand.. Angel then stands face to face with Kylo and then HE raises his hand!!! The crowd boos loudly as then both men shake hands!! Angel then walks over to where the tables were set up and brings one over.. He then places it right on top of some of the barbwire, and then picks up Alec and throws him on top of the table.. ]-^-

Miller: What’s Angel doing now? Hasn’t he done enough!?

Mr. Smith: I guess not!!

Paco: Alec is going to go through more wood! Alright!!

-^-[Kylo sets up the ladder for Angel who now climbs it.. He stands at the top of it and then jumps off, and delivers a 450 splash, putting Alec through the table and crushing him against the barbwire!! Angel gets up and then spits on Alec as he then walks off towards Kylo and then both men walk off together, leaving Alec a bloody mess! ]-^-

Miller: Wow.. What does this mean.. Is Angel leaving Alec to join forces with Kylo? Is Angel the newest member of EC!?!

Mr. Smith: Well Kylo did say that he already had picked who their newest member was.. maybe he was Angel! After all, Kylo is Angel’s mentor!

Paco: Damn.. Angel, Handy Man, Kylo and Andrew Logan together.. holy shit that’s one scary group..

Miller: It sure is.. and you know guys, I bet you ODJ is not happy about this.. after all.. Angel was one of his suits!!!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, the problems for ODJ just keep stacking up..

Paco: You know, NAS also has a song called against all odds.. Maybe ODJ will start using this song instead of the one he has now.. Because ODJ is indeed against all odds, but vatos, no matter what, ODJ will win.. Cuz he’s the boss.. and..

Miller: Shut up! Save your ass kissing for later.. Right now it’s time for the biggest match of the night!! Titan 3 vs. TLS part III for the World Title!! Mr. Smith!

Mr. Smith: That’s right Miller.. this is part III.. and a lot of things have been said about the first two encounters between these two.. a lot of stipulations and rumors and a lot of stories have been made up.. but I am here to set the record straight.. The first time they met.. The Lost Soul won.. whether it was with help or not it doesn’t matter.. the fact is, TLS won, thus becoming the World Champion and Titan 3 has to deal with it.. Now the second time they fought.. Anthony Logan was thrown in the mix.. but in the end, what happened was Titan 3 pinning The Lost Soul and thus winning the world title.. It doesn’t matter how it happened, the bottom line is, Titan 3 won that night.. So TLS has to deal with that.. Now TLS won one.. Titan 3 has won one and now.. both of these men meet again to find out once and for all, who is the better man.. is it Titan 3? Is it TLS? Who knows.. but one thing is for sure.. they are the best in the business right now..

Paco: Normally I disagree with your gay ass.. but I got to admit.. You hit the nail right in the head.. these two vatos are the best in the business.. they have been through hell this past week to get to this match and now, they face off, and only one will be declared the winner.. Only one will stand tall.. only one will be the true winner and only one will be the World Champion!

Miller: Amen Paco.. Folks.. the match has been broken down for us.. The match has been talked about for the last few weeks, and the anticipation has eaten us alive.. These two men, throughout the week had other issues to deal with, murder, crimes, hijacking and mo’ shit.. but during all of this they remember one thing.. each other.. and they remember how badly they want to rip each other apart.. and that no matter what was going on in their lives, nothing.. NOTHING was going to stop them from making it here to Bad Blood.. This match is not about murder, or about mystery or about Terrorists.... This match is only about two things.. Wrestling and.. Paco.. what’s the other..

Paco: EXTREME HARDCORE MUTHA F’N ACTION!! WOOO!!

Miller: Damn straight.. oh and of course, about the World Title too.. So enough talking from us.. Joey.. the mic is all yours!

-^-[The camera switches over to the ring and you see strobe lights flashing on the rafters as the Hell in a Cell Cage is being lowered to the ring.. Joey stands outside the ring, with a mic in hand.. The crowd stops cheering and Joey speaks.. ]-^-

J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen.. it’s time for the Bad Blood Main Event!!!!

-^-[More cheers from the crowd that are followed by a firework show in the rafters of the Houston Astrodome.. Red and white pyro also goes off in the entrance way and the fans cant’ seem to get enough.. The Insane-A-Tron comes on, showing both men walking down separate halls.. heading for the ring.. Joey speaks again.. ]-^-

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen tonight’s main even is a “Barbwire Crown” Match for the ICWF World Title!!

-^-[The crowd cheers loudly and the cheers get even louder as the theme for America’s most wanted begins to play.. The Lost Soul Makes his way to the ring. ]-^-

J. Styles: Introducing first the challenger.. Making his way to the ring from parts unknown.. Ladies and Gentlemen here is the 2002 Ultimate Survivor and the 2002 Master of the Mat… The Lost Soul!!!

-^-[He makes his way out, bringing a bigger pop from the crowd.. he makes his way down the ramp and then looks at the cell up and down and then gets inside it.. as soon as he does.. “9 out of 10” By Justified begins to play and the crowd brings the house down with boos… Titan 3 comes out, looking as cocky as ever, and makes his way to the ring.. ]-^-

J. Styles: and his opponent.. Making his way to the ring from Miami, Florida… Ladies and Gentlemen here is the current ICWF Champion of the WORLD!!! Titan 3!!!

-^-[Titan 3 gets inside the cage and gives the ref his belt.. The ref shows it off to the crowd and then gives it to Joey who’s outside of the cage and takes it to the time keeper’s table.. The ref then closes the door and gets inside the ring.. He stands between both men who are now face to face.. He tells them a few things and then steps back and calls for the bell.. TLS and Titan 3 begin to trash talk each other…]-^-

Miller: Oh this match is about to explode soon guys.. These two guys totally hate each other!

Mr. Smith: You know, they say that “hate” is such a strong word.. well I don’t think that’s the case in this match.. if anything.. “hate” is a huge understatement!

Paco: yeah…. hate leads to anger leads to pain.. pain leads to suffering.. which, is what I hope for hehehe.. Hardcore!

-^-[Miller and Smith shake their head at Paco after totally messing up Yoda’s line.. back inside the ring both men stop the trash talking and lock up.. Titan 3 applies a headlock but TLS easily pushes him off to the ropes.. Titan 3 bounces off and nails TLS right on his jaw with a right hand! TLS stumbles backwards but then comes back with a right hand of his own!! Titan 3 stumbles backwards too.. he checks his jaw, then smiles.. He charges at TLS but TLS stops him with a boot to the mid section.. Titan 3 folds in pain and TLS nails him with another hard right hand that sends Titan 3 down to one knee.. TLS is about to go after him but Titan 3 then comes back up with a huge upper cut that sends TLS stumbling onto the corner, which, prevents him from falling down to the mat.. TLS appears in la-la land and Titan 3 quickly rushes over and crushes him in the corner with a clothesline from hell!! Titan 3 now begins to nail TLS with a flurry of punches to the mid section that end with a hard European uppercut! ]-^-

Miller: Titan 3 is looking very vicious early on in this match!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, but so is TLS… Did you see those right hands? Wow they were some hard ones by both men..

Paco: yeah. If either one of you two got hit with just one of them, your heads would spin out of your f’n necks.. pussies..

-^-[Miller and Smith give Paco a dirty look as inside the ring Titan 3 whips TLS to the opposite corner.. TLS hits hard and Titan 3 charge at him, going for a splash but TLS gets out of the way at the last second and Titan 3 hits nothing but turnbuckle! TLS turns him around and then begins to nail him with some hard right hands.. He then takes him out of the corner, leans him against the ropes and then whips him to the other side.. Titan 3 bounces off and TLS nails him with a perfect drop kick that sends Titan 3 down and out of the ring!! TLS jumps to his feet and then waits for Titan 3 to get up.. He does and TLS bounces himself off the ropes and then nails Titan 3 with a baseball slide drop kick, that sends Titan 3 crashing against the cage and then down to the floor.. The Lost Soul quickly picks him up and then whips him towards the steel cage, Titan 3 reverses it and whips TLS to the opposite side, and TLS crashes against the steel steps! Titan 3 walks over and then picks TLS back up.. he grabs him by his head and then rams it against the steel steps! Titan 3 does it a couple of more times and then lifts TLS up and drops him face first on them!! ]-^-

Miller: Titan 3 continues to dominate this match even though The Lost Soul has gotten a few shots in here and there..

Mr. Smith: Yeah.. but remember.. TLS can take a lot of pain.. we’ve seen that at Ultimate Survival and we have seen that at Masters of the Mat.. Don’t count him out just yet..

Paco: Well I’m not.. I hope he bounces right back so we can see him do some of the crazy shit he does..

-^-[Titan 3 drops TLS on the ground and he now grabs the upper part of the steel steps.. he then puts them over his head and walks back towards TLS who surprisingly jumps to his feet and then delivers a drop kick to the steel steps, smashing them against Titan 3’s face! Titan 3 stumbles backwards and then falls off, and the steps on top of him!! TLS walks around the ring, and grabs a steel chair.. He then comes back to where Titan 3 is laying down with the steps on top of him and he then begins to bang the steel steps with the chair!! Chair shot after chair shot is followed by the crowd who say “OH!” “OH!” TLS nails the steps 10 times and then tosses the bent out of shape chair to the side.. He then grabs the steel steps and takes them off of Titan 3’s chest.. You see his chest very red, and even some parts of it have been cut open.. TLS smiles and then makes the first pin of the match.. The ref comes over and counts.. one! Two! Th.. kick out by Titan 3!! ]-^-

Miller: How in the blue hell did Titan 3 kick out of that!?

Mr. Smith: I don’t know.. I mean his ribs just have to be crushed!!

Paco: Well you two were too busy talking about TLS being able to take pain.. well what about him.. what about Titan 3!? The man is a beast too!

-^-[TLS stands up and picks up Titan 3.. Titan 3 is slow to get up and TLS then throws him inside the ring.. Titan 3 rolls all the way to the middle of the ring and TLS hops up on the apron and then climbs the corner.. He then stands at the top, measures Titan 3 and then jumps off.. going for a Money Shot Splash, but Titan 3 rolls out of the way at the last second and TLS hits nothing but mat!! Titan 3 crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up.. TLS starts to get up under his own power too, but holding his mid section.. both men turn to face each other and then go after another.. TLS goes for a right hand but Titan 3 blocks it and then gives TLS a knee to the mid section.. TLS folds in pain and Titan 3 hooks both of his arms and then delivers a double under-hook suplex! Titan 3 gets up, a bit faster now and doesn’t go for the pin.. instead he bounces himself off the ropes and then drops a huge leg drop across TLS’ neck! Titan 3 now goes for a pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by TLS! ]-^-

Miller: and Titan 3 has started to bounce back.. amazing..

Mr. Smith: It sure is.. These two can do some serious damage to each other and a few moments later, they can get up and continue.. how they are able to do this is a total mystery to me!

Paco: It’s call having a heart Smith.. Without a heart.. you can’t go on.. It’s like the saying goes.. no guts, no glory.. These two men are all about guts.. they will do whatever, whenever, however.. and it doesn’t matter what happens to them in the process…

-^-[Titan 3 gets up and he picks up TLS right away, Titan 3 then gives him a hard kick to the gut and then hooks him between his legs.. The crowd stands up and looks on as Titan 3 lifts TLS for a Powerbomb, he holds him there, then faces the corner and delivers the Powerbomb, throwing TLS against the corner! You see TLS’ head bounce hard off of the bottom turnbuckle and he appears to lose consciousness.. Titan 3 smiles and then drags TLS to the middle of the ring and makes the nonchalant pin.. The ref counts.. one! Two! Three! No! TLS kicked out! He kicked out at the last second! Titan 3 looks at the ref with wild eyes as he can’t believe that was not 3.. Titan 3 gets up and grabs the ref by his neck.. the ref tells him it was only 2.. Titan 3 starts to say a few words to him when TLS, comes out of nowhere and takes Titan 3 down with a school boy!! The ref checks his neck and then makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Titan 3! Titan 3 jumps to his feet and as TLS was starting to get up, Titan 3 gives him a hard kick to the ribs, flipping him over.. ]-^-

Miller: Good lord what a kick! He could have broken TLS’ ribs there!