-^-[The screen before you is dark.. the seconds are counting down for the greatest event of the year to get started and you seat there, impatiently waiting for it to start.. You call your friends and family to hurry up and get over here as the show it's almost here.. you can feel it.. you can smell it... you can almost taste it... and you try.. but then everyone tells you to stop licking the TV.. You back off just as the "Warning!" sign comes on and you curse it to hell because you frankly don’t care about that crap.. “We are insane” you say, it’s too late for warnings… You want to see bones break.. heads fly off and people bleed to death.. hey.. it’s an ICWF tradition.. why stop now!? Specially tonight when the blood will indeed flow.. Bad Blood…. The label fades away and the ICWF logo flashes by.. You and the gang cheer like crazy.. But then you see darkness again.. the chills start to run up and down your spine as you feel it almost here.. near you.. creeping on you.. as if it was coming after.... you.... You then hear a voice… This voice speaks as you are shown shots of what has been going on in the last few weeks in Friday Night Inferno.. You see the angles, the feuds and the storylines develop right before your eyes.. “History… History is what makes us who we are, but history cannot be written without us as it is us who makes history… Having said that, tonight’s superstars look to make their own bit of history in the ICWF.. they look to make it in the biggest night of their career, of the ICWF, of the wrestling world.. For tonight it’s the main event of the year, and a arguably the biggest PPV in the wrestling world… But you don’t have to take my words for it.. you can just watch and become a believer yourself.. You can watch has the Unstoppable Force and The New Legends battle it out to become the number one contenders to the tag hardcore titles.. You can watch as Josh Allen and Tommy Crimson settle their differences… You can watch as the youngest and newest superstars of the ICWF, battle it out in a new and very unique type of match.. you can watch and be awed.. and you can become a believer.. The best are here.. to fight the best.. You can too watch, as Mike Allen tries to gain vengeance on TLS, by trying to defeat his protégé Jason Chase.. You can watch as Warrick Hill battles Darodine for a price that to them, is priceless… You can watch as ODJ tries to destroy the New Legends from inside, as they battle each other for the precious North American Title.. You can watch as Killa Kali tries to do what Iceman says can’t be done, “melt the ice” and in the process, hoping to hang on to the hardcore title… You can watch and believe, that former friends can become better enemies.. no.. this is no sissy rival you saw else where.. This is a real rivalry.. a deadly rivalry.. one.. in which both participants, Titan 3 and Brett Archer, have tried to murder each other… yes.. murder.. Do you believe now? The best are here, the most X-Treme, the most hardcore, the most insane.. and if you want more proof, you can look only as far as Trent Steel and PIC go.. These two have taken the meaning of hardcore and extreme feuding to a whole new level.. and tonight, they settle their differences inside a steel cage… Believe now, the best are here, to make their own history… The House of Pain stable is all about history.. It’s all about fairness and believing in fighting for what’s good and right in the world.. but what happens when good is forced to face good? What happens when members of the same stable are blinded by gold..? World Championship Gold? What happens is, you get one of the most hated man in wrestling history inside their head, and then you somehow convince them to make him your special guest referee, thus giving us a huge main event.. a main event in which the battle between good and good will be judged by evil… Tonight, you will become a believer… Tonight you will see the blood flow… Bad Blood….” The screen goes to black completely again and then the sounds of “The Beautiful People” By Marilyn Manson begins to play.. as the theme for tonight’s PPV plays on, you hear another sound.. The sounds of fans cheering as the Bad Blood IV logo appears…]-^-

-^-[It then is shattered to pieces, revealing the beautiful Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota where tonight’s Bad Blood is being held.. ]-^-

-^-[Our view switches to the inside, where the fans are going wild and get even wilder after a great pyro show…. Mimi Vega gets inside the ring and after the crowd settles down, rocks it hardcore with her own version of the US National Anthem… As she hits the last note, the crowd becomes rowdy again and our view switches to our announcing crew for the night.. Genuine Miller, Paco Perez and the lovely, Brandy Powers. ]-^-

[G. Miller] Good evening everyone and welcome to Bad Blood Four!!!! I am your host G. Miller and along side with me, as always the “Drinking Time Bomb” known as Paco Perez, and our special partner for the night, the lovely, lovely, Brandy Powers! Hello guys!!

[Paco] Que Pasa Miller! Boy am I pumped up for tonight and Brandy, I can see you’re pumped too!!

[Brandy] Uh, my eyes are over here Paco, not down there… but you’re right, I am pumped up.. I’m glad that after last month’s PPV, I was picked as the third wheel per say, surpassing the might Mr. Smith… Much to your displeasure I’m sure Miller…

[G. Miller] Well I can’t lie, I was a little upset… but Brandy, you are beautiful, and you know your wrestling.. That’s what the fans want, and that’s what they are going to get…. But not only that, they are going to get 10 action packed matches that include, a lot of hardcore matches!!

[Paco] Now that’s what I’m talking about!! Finally I will have the best of both worlds… Hardcore wrestling, and puppies all right here at my reach!!

[Brandy] Well if you try to reach for my puppies, you will get, to steal one of your quotes, “bitch slapped.”

[G. Miller] Uh oh Paco, you better watch out…

[Paco] Hell, you can slap me all day babe.. here, you can start now..

[Brandy] Maybe later, I want to see some matches…

[G. Miller] Well then let’s not make you or the fans wait any longer.. Let’s go to Joey for the first match of the night!!

[Paco] Oh come on slap me, here I’ll bend over!!

[Brandy] Sit down!

#1 Contenders Tag Match:

The New Legends vs. Unstoppable Force

-^-[Joey gets inside the ring as the fans settle down, and anticipate the first match…. ]-^-

[J. Styles] Ladies and gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall and it’s for the #1 contenders spot to the Tag Hardcore Titles!!

-^-[The crowd cheers slightly… “Killa Kali” By Kottonmouth Kings begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly…]-^-

[J. Styles] Introducing first… at a combined weight of 401 pounds… Here are Angel and Brad Marley…. The New Legends!!!!!

-^-[They get inside the ring and then "We're Not Gonna Take It " by Twisted Sister comes over the PA as "Unstoppable Force" comes over the Insane-A-Tron showing highlights of both Trent Steel and Jason Blood...]-^-

[J. Styles] and their opponents, at a combined weight of 455 pounds…. Here are Trent Steel and Jason Blood… The Unstoppable Force!!!!!

-^-[ Both men enter the entrance way and head down to the ring in a sprint, they slide into the ring and get up, each going over to a turnbuckle post and climbing it, they both get down and tell the ref they are ready to begin.]-^-

[G. Miller] and Bad Blood gets started with hot tag team action!!

[Paco] Hell, you can call it what you will.. but I’ve been watching a nice tag team ever since we sat down at this table…

[Brandy] Will you stop starring at my breast!!

-^-[The bell rings and Jason Blood starts the match for his team while Angel starts the match for his… Both lightweights lock up in the middle of the ring… Angel quickly pushes Blood back… Blood charges at him and Angel sends him flying with a hip toss.. Blood gets back up and charges at Angel again, this time, Angel delivers a drop toe hold, then gets on top of Blood and applies a head lock. Blood immediately gets to his feet, but Angel still has the headlock on.. He pushes Angel to the ropes though, Angel bounces off and Blood sends him flying with a Japanese arm drag! Both men jump to their feet and Blood quickly connects with a drop kick! Blood makes the first pin of the night but Angel kicks out after one… Blood brings Angel to his feet, scoops him up an delivers a body slam! Blood now goes to the corner, climbs to the second turnbuckle and jumps off, delivering a guillotine leg drop! Blood makes the pin and Angel kicks out after two this time. ]-^-

[G. Miller] Let me ask you guys this, do you think either of these two teams can match up to The House of Pain?

[Paco] Honestly, nah, the House of Pain are tough sons’bitches… The only team that can match up to them is the Dark-Side Assassins…

[Brandy] I disagree my drunken friend.. I think the Unstoppable force has a great chance… Trent Steel matches up extremely well with Killa Kali even though he’s lost two very close matches… Blood and Titan 3 would be the key in that match up, if they end up facing each other at Extreme Measures…

-^-[Blood brings Angel to his feet and makes the tag to Trent Steel, they double hook Angel and deliver a double suplex.. Steel rolls on top of Angel after the move and begins to pummel Angel with rights and lefts! Steel then gets up, goes to Angel’s corner and nails Marley right between the eyes, dropping him down to the floor.. Steel then brings Angel back up, and whips him towards the ropes.. Angel bounces off and Steel nails him with a spinning heel kick! Steel goes for the pin but Marley, from the outside pulls him off! The ref warns Marley but he simply ignores him… Steel curses at Marley and then brings Angel to his feet who surprises him with a jaw-breaker! Both men are down and Marley begins to clap his hands, getting the crowd into it and hoping Angel makes the tag.. Angel starts to come around and begins to crawl over to Marley.. Steel stumbles to his feet, goes after Angel but Angel makes the tag! Marley comes in, jumping over the ropes and nailing Steel right on the kisser with a drop kick! ]-^-

[G. Miller] and the fresh man Marley finally gets in, and he’ll clean house I’m sure!!

[Paco] I don’t know, Steel and Blood are two tough mama jammas!

[Brandy] Yeah, but Marley is fresh, while the other two have already been in the match!

-^-[Marley stomps on Steel as Blood comes in but Marley nails him with a right hand, backing him down! Marley then nails him with a drop kick! Marley then brings Steel to his feet and whips him towards the ropes.. Steel bounces off and Marley sends him flying with a back body drop! Blood gets up, and Marley rushes over and clotheslines him over the top rope, sending him crashing down to the outside. Marley goes after Steel now, he brings him up and hooks him between his legs.. he then lifts him up for a power-bomb, no, reversal by Steel into a DDT!! That move silences the crowd who were pumped up and cheering Marley. Steel flips over and makes the pin on Marley, one! Two! Kick out! Trent Steel stumbles to his feet and then he makes the tag to Blood who had climbed back to the corner.. Trent Steel picks up Marley and lifts him onto his shoulders.. While he does this, Blood climbs to the top turnbuckle and then jumps off, nailing Marley with a missile drop kick!! Marley flips over in mid air and lands hard, flat on his face… Blood flips him over and makes the pin, one! Two! Kick out!]-^-

[G. Miller] The was a close one, you have to admit, Unstoppable Force is looking, well, unstoppable!

[Paco] Wow, and they pay YOU how much a year for your excellent commentary?

[Brandy] I actually think he’s pretty smart, too bad he’s, you know, playing for the other team..

-^-[Blood brings Marley to his feet and then whips him towards the ropes.. Marley bounces off and Blood nails him with a spinning heel kick, no, Marley catches him and drops him with a power-bomb like slam! Marley doesn’t have enough in him to make the cover.. The ref begins the ten count and Blood starts to move.. Marley follows suit and both men make it to their feet.. Blood goes for a right hand but Marley blocks it and nails one of hi sown, Marley goes for another and connects, another, another, one more! Blood is rocking and Marley hooks him and drops him with a vertical neck-breaker! Marley now goes for the corner to make a tag.. Steel comes inside the ring and the ref forces him to get back to his corner, as he does this, Marley makes the tag to Angel comes in just as Steel goes out, the ref turns around and sees Angel about to attack Blood but the ref tells him to get out, as he didn’t see the tag! The crowd boos loudly and reluctantly Angel gets back to the corner as Marley is force to come back in.. Marley grabs Blood, lifting him and whipping him towards the ropes.. Reversal by Blood.. Marley bounces off the ropes where Steel nails him with a knee to his lower back! The crowd boos loudly as Blood moves in, hooks Marley for a DDT and delivers it! Blood makes the tag to Steel now as he goes to the top corner.. Steel hooks Marley with a Sharpshooter as Blood comes off the top, and connects with a Shooting Star press!! “OOOOH!!!” is heard from the crowd as Steel breaks the hold and Blood pins Marley.. Angel tries to come in but he is stopped by Steel! One! Two! Three! Bell rings..]-^-

[J. Styles] Here are your winners…. THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE!!!!!

-^-[The crowd boos loudly as the ref raises both Blood’s and Steel’s arms in victory…]-^-

[G. Miller] and as much as one would hate to admit, that was a very convincing victory on the part of Trent Steel and Jason Blood.

[Paco] it sure the hell was, too bad it wasn’t hardcore rules, or believe you me, it would have been over a lot sooner..

[Brandy] Yeah, Angel and Marley just couldn’t get it together and work well as a team.. and you have to wonder, could that have been because later on they have to face each other and Theo Mason for the North American Title?

[G. Miller] Hey it could be, and if that’s the case, ODJ’s plan to break up the New Legends is working…

[Paco] I told them, you don’t want to go up against ODJ, but would they listen to me? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Now they must suffer the consequences..

[Brandy] Paco, the “official spoke person for ODJ” So since you know so much about ODJ, would you mind telling us where ODJ is?

[G. Miller] yeah Mr. Know it all!?

[Paco] Hey I don’t know where he is, but I know someone who does.. and later on in the show, you will find out just like the rest of the world where ODJ is.. I honestly, can’t wait to see where he is.. and if you’re watching ODJ, I hope you are OK!!!

[Brandy] What a kiss ass…

[G. Miller] Tell me about it… Well folks the PPV continues… it’s the biggest PPV of the year, and tonight we have some of the biggest matches.. 10 to be exact.. 1 down, 9 to go… up next Josh Allen takes on Tommy Crimson in a few that was started by Josh Allen himself, who mocked Crimson’s “old ways” per say.. Crimson took exception and nearly fried El Chimpador!!

[Paco] Yeah, he wasn’t as sick as many people thought though.. as he only knocked him out, along with Josh Allen… This match up should be a pretty heated battle, even if it isn’t…

[Brandy] hardcore rules.. yeah, yeah, we know Paco… Don’t worry we got plenty of hardcore action coming up.. but this one fits our PPV oh so well.. as there is definitely Bad Blood between these two.

[G. Miller] Very well said Brandy… Ladies and gentlemen, back to Joey for the introductions..

[Paco] How would you like to make some, hot blood between the two of us Brandy?

[Brandy] Sorry, I don’t like hot sauce on my poontang pie..


Josh Allen
VS

Tommy Crimson

-^-[Paco’s jaw drops as the camera cuts over to Joey who is already in the ring…]-^-

[J. Styles] Ladies and gentlemen the following bout is scheduled for one fall…

-^-[ The lights go out, blue lights start glowing everywhere as Crimson walks out onto the stage. Pyro and Explosions go off, and Crimson walks down the ramp.]-^-

[J. Styles] Introducing first, weighting in at two hundred and forty seven pounds, and standing at six feet four inches tall.. Here is, from Detroit, Michigan… Tommy Crimson!!!!!

-^-[ The fans boo, doesn’t effect him at all. He just continues on his way until he is in the ring. The eerie sound of people whispering loudly feels the arena. Suddenly, "My Little Box" by John Frizzell wipes the whispering away. Dark images of padded rooms and jail cells fill the big screen on the stage. Moments later the lights on the stage darken as the shadowy figure of Josh Allen emerges and slowly begins walking down the aisle.]-^-

[J. Styles] and his opponent… being accompanied to the ring by the “non sanctioned” Mite-weight Champion, El Chimpador.. Weights in at two hundred and twenty pounds and stand at five feet, eleven inches tall… Here is, from San Francisco, California… Josh Allen!!!!!

-^-[ The figure slides into the ring and steps up onto the second turnbuckle as the lights come back on. He looks into the crowd as "My Little Box" fades out.]-^-

[G. Miller] Here we go guys, two very unorthodox wrestlers about to go at it…

[Paco] Yeah, I like un-or-tropos-niner-x-whatever kind of wrestlers… They’re cool…

[Brandy] They might be cool, but in this kind of match, both wrestlers have to adjust their styles a bit, as it is a regular one on one match up with no kind of stips.

-^-[The bell rings and both men lock up right away.. The slightly bigger Crimson easily applies a headlock to Allen.. Allen tries to get out of it and does, pushing Crimson to the ropes.. Crimson bounces off and Allen gets taken down with a shoulder tackle… Crimson now goes to the ropes, bounces off and then run over Allen.. He then bounces off the other side, Allen gets up and then leap frogs over Crimson.. Crimson bounces off the other side and Allen jumps onto his shoulder and takes him down with a flying head scissors! Crimson slides to the outside and slams the floor, upset with himself… As he starts to get up, Allen rushes to the ropes and jumps over them, nailing Crimson as he stood up with a cross body block!! The crowd cheers as Allen gets up and plays to them for a bit.. He then pick sup Crimson and tosses him inside the ring.. he goes in himself and pins him, one! Two! Kick out by Crimson. Allen sits him up and then applies a reverse chin lock…]-^-

[G. Miller] Pretty good start by Josh Allen, he’s got Crimson right where he wants him…

[Paco] Uh, seating down while Allen is behind him? That’s kind of, how do I say this… G---

[Brandy] Don’t even go there Paco.. I agree Miller, and Crimson, to get back on this match needs to ground the much faster and agile Josh Allen with his power moves…

-^-[Crimson starts to get up, Allen tries to hang on to the hold but to no avail… Crimson is now up and elbowing Josh Allen to break free.. he does and then runs towards the ropes.. He bounces off but Allen jumps on to his shoulders and goes for a Hurricanrana, no, blocked by Crimson who pulls him back up and then drops backwards, dropping Allen neck first across the top rope! The crowd boos as Crimson seems to be getting back into the match… He stumbles to his feet and as Allen hangs on the ropes, Crimson comes from behind him lifting him off of them and then delivering a gut-buster! Crimson then flips him over and makes the pin, no luck as Allen kicks out after two… Crimson brings him to his feet and then gives him a kick to the gut.. Crimson then hooks Allen for a DDT! He goes to deliver it, no, Allen blocks it and turns it into a northern lights suplex! The ref counts, one! Two! Kick out by Crimson!! The pin is broken and both men stay down…]-^-

[G. Miller] Crimson has started to get into this match, but he needs to keep at it, keeping Josh Allen grounded…

[Paco] What the hell is El Chimpador doing? Is he… is he… is he playing with himself!?!?!

[Brandy] Well he is a monkey.. you know how that old saying goes… spank the.. [ahem] good match up huh?

-^-[Both men start to get up with Allen being the first.. He grabs Crimson as he was getting up and delivers a snap-mare… Crimson is in a sit down position and Allen goes to the corner, bounces off one side, then the other and nails Crimson right on the chest with a mule style drop kick! Allen makes the pin and the ref counts… One! Two! Kick out! Allen brings Crimson to his feet and whips him towards the corner.. Crimson hits hard and Allen right away goes for a splash, he connects with it! He then hooks Crimson under his arm for a DDT, he then climbs to the second turnbuckle and goes for a Tornado DDT! He spins around but as he does, Crimson pushes him off, sending Allen flying to the outside where he lands flat on his face!! “OOOH!!!” Is hear from the crowd after witnessing Allen crash and burn… Crimson now climbs the corner and decides to go for a high risk move himself.. He measures Allen before jumping off and connecting with a big time Senton bomb on the outside!!]-^-

[G. Miller] Holy Cow what a move by Crimson!! He can’t keep Allen grounded, so he’s going to fly with him!!

[Paco] Yeah, and in my book that’s A-OK!! Keep it up Crimson!!

[Brandy] Yeah, Crimson is going back to his roots.. back to what made him famous his unorthodox extreme style.

-^-[Crimson gets up, holding his back and then brings Allen to his feet.. He then tosses him inside the ring as he goes in himself… He goes for the pin, one! Two! Th.. kick out by Allen!! The crowd cheers loudly as Allen is still in the match.. Crimson picks Allen back up and then gives him a kick to the gut.. he then hooks him between his legs before lifting him into a power-bomb position! He goes to deliver it but Allen hangs on to his head and starts to pummel Crimson with right hands!! Crimson stumbles around before Allen drops backwards and delivers a picture perfect Hurricanrana into a pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out by Crimson!! Allen gets up and then brings Crimson to his feet.. he then whips him towards the ropes.. reversal by Crimson.. Allen bounces off but before Crimson can do anything, Allen drops him with a rolling DDT!! The crowd cheers loudly as Allen jumps to his feet and tells them it’s over.. He goes to the corner and climbs it.. He measures Crimson before jumping off and connecting with Shooting Star Press into a leg drop!! The crowd goes wild as Allen hooks the leg for the pin, one! Two! Three! Bell rings. ]-^-

[J. Styles] Here is your winner via “Touch of Reality”…. JOSH ALLEN!!!!!

-^-[The raises Allen’s arm in victory as El Chimpador comes over and jumps on his shoulder and waves to the crowd..]-^-

[G. Miller] and a very impressive win by Josh Allen who has settled the score with Tommy Crimson..

[Paco] Yeah, now Allen can move unto bigger and better opponents while Crimson is going to have to regroup and try to bounce back from this big loss…

[Brandy] I agree, this was a big loss by Crimson… But if anyone can bounce back, it’s him…

[G. Miller] Well, we’ll see if he does or not… Ladies and gentlemen up next is the rookie challenge match… and instead of me boring you with the details.. I’ll let Joey do it… As he does, some of the participants will make their way to the ring… This match up should be a lot of fun…

[Paco] Yeah, plus we should be able to see who has enough to make it in the ICWF and who doesn’t…

[Brandy] Good point Paco…

Rookie Challenge:

Kurt Fury vs. Russ Rulon vs. Donald Rulon vs. Dante Storm
vs. Johnny Z vs. Shay-D vs. Sgt. Luke Kinder


Stips: Two wrestlers are picked at random, once a winner is determined, two other wrestlers get in, and fight.. Once a winner is determined, another two wrestlers get in.. the match goes on like that, with the winners facing each other, until only one remains. Winner would earn a shot at the vacant European Title.

-^-[The camera switches over to Joey as most of the participants in the match have already made it out… Joey speaks…]-^-

[J. Styles] Ladies and gentlemen the following match has been labeled the “Rookie Challenge” The rules for this match are simple… I have a bowl over here that has the names of all the participants of this match… I will draw two names out, and those two wrestlers I draw, will start the match up… Once a wrestler has been pinned, he is eliminated… The wrestler that got the pin, exits the ring and then I pick out two other names out of the bowl… Those two wrestlers will then go at it, until one of them is eliminated… The pinned wrestler is eliminated, the winner wrestler goes back to the outside and waits to be called on again.. The match will continue this way until there is only one wrestler remaining… Now for the participants… From London, England… Shay D!!!!! From Detroit, Michigan… Dante Storm!!!!! From Washington, DC… Donald and Russ Rulon!!!!! From Fort Knox, Tennessee… Sergeant Luke Kinder!!!!!

-^-[The crowd shows little to no reaction to all the wrestlers mentioned… Then the "Godfather theme" by Guns 'n' Roses plays as Johnny Z comes down the aisle, looking out into the crowd and scowling at them like they're a bunch of trash…. He does the same to the wrestlers outside of the ring…]-^-

[J. Styles] and their opponent, Brooklyn, New York… Johnny Z!!!!!

-^-[He gets a nice reaction and then "Dirty Deeds Done Cheap" By AC/DC begins to play and Kurt Fury makes his way to the ring.]-^-

[J. Styles] and the last participant, from Houston, Texas… Kurt Fury!!!!!

-^-[He looks around and then waits for Joey just like everyone else…]-^-

[J. Styles] and now for the wrestlers who will start the match off… Kurt Fury and Russ Rulon!!!!

-^-[Both men get inside the ring and square off..]-^-

[G. Miller] A very unique match, it’s sort of like a royal rumble slash gauntlet match huh?

[Paco] Yeah it sure is, it would have been great if it would have been hardcore rules!!

[Brandy] You are like a broken record Paco, I swear…

-^-[The bell rings and both men lock up.. Kurt Fury pushes Russ off and then nails him with a hard right hand.. Russ backs down and Kurt Fury pursuits, nailing him with a series of rights and lefts, backing him to the ropes… Kurt Fury then whips him to the other side… Russ bounces off and Kurt sends him flying with a back body drop! Kurt then bounces off the ropes and delivers an elbow drop! He makes the pin but Russ kicks out after two… Kurt Fury brings him back to his feet, hooks him for a suplex and connects with it before going for another pin, again he kicks out. ]-^-

[G. Miller] Kurt Fury has looked good since entering the ICWF, and he is a favorite to win this match up…

[Paco] Well he might have looked great, but he has yet to face someone with the talent of DANTE STORM!!!! Ah, who am I kiddin’… I’m going to go take a piss…

[Brandy] That was totally unnecessary…

-^-[Kurt Fury brings him to his feet and whips him to the ropes.. Russ reverses it and Kurt bounces off.. Russ goes for a drop kick but Fury swats the attempt off, causing Russ to land flat on his stomach! Fury then goes to the corner and waits for Russ to get up, taunting him… Russ stumbles to his feet and Fury charges at him and nails him with his trademark version of a shinning wizard!! Russ is out and possibly out.. Kurt flips him over and makes the pin, one! Two! Three! Bell rings..]-^-

[G. Miller] Wow, and just like that Kurt Fury eliminates the first participant!

[Paco] Don’t tell me you are surprised? It’s one of the Revlon brothers!!

[Brandy] Yeah, Russ, just like his brother have quickly become big disappointments here in the ICWF…

-^-[Kurt Fury gets out of the ring as well as Russ who heads for the showers.. Joey gets in the mic and then tells the crowd, and the wrestlers, that the next two participants are… Johnny Z and Ronald Rulon! They get inside as the bell rings and lock up.. Ronald pushes Johnny off and then nails him with a knee to the mid section… he then hooks him for a suplex, gets him up, no, Johnny Z blocks it and turns it into a swinging neck-breaker! Johnny Z gets up and begins talking trash to Ronald before slapping him hard across the face! Johnny Z then brings him to his feet and then whips him towards the ropes… Ronald bounces off and Johnny Z catches him and drops him with an Alabama slam! ]-^-

[G. Miller] Holy cow, Johnny Z in his debut is looking awesome!!

[Paco] Dude, he’s facing Ronald Revlon! Papa Smurf would look awesome against him…

[Brandy] Haha, I love the Smurfs…

-^-[Johnny Z goes for the pin and the ref counts, one! Two! Kick out. Johnny Z brings Ronald to his feet and then body slams him down.. He then brings him back up and whips him to the ropes… Ronald bounces off and Johnny Z delivers a drop toe hold.. he then gets up and delivers an elbow drop to the back of Ronald’s head!! Johnny Z flips him over and makes the pin.. one! Two! Kick out by Ronald.. Johnny Z brings him back to his feet and then whips him to the ropes again.. Ronald bounces off as Johnny himself bounces off and then delivers a clothesline from hell!!! Johnny Z pins Ronald after flipping him inside out.. .One! two! Three!! Bell rings.]-^-

[G. Miller] and just like that, the other Ronald brother has been eliminated…

[Paco] Darn, and I really wanted him to go deep.. I mean I believed on the vato so much….

[Brandy] Yes, just as much as you believe in Dante Storm right? Hahaha…

-^-[Johnny Z gets out of the ring as Ronald heads to the back much like his brother did… Joey draws two more names out and then calls out… Sergeant Luke Kinder and Kurt Fury! They get inside the ring, and Kinder right away goes after Fury nailing him with rights and lefts, backing him to the corner.. He then whips him to the opposite side where Fury hits hard.. Luke Kinder rushes over and then nails Fury with a big boot to the face! Fury drops down to the mat but Kinder brings him right back up… Kinder whips him towards the ropes.. Fury bounces off and Kinder goes for a big body drop.. no… Fury stops, hooks Kinder by his head and drops him with a face buster!]-^-

[G. Miller] and Kurt Fury is in it again, I don’t know if we should be thinking fatigue already or not?

[Paco] We should.. I’m dead tired of watching these losers go at it… f’n boring man!!

[Brandy] Oh harsh… I hate to disagree Paco… these rookies are giving us a good show.. and it will only get better as the match goes along..

-^-[Fury flips Kinder over and makes the pin… One! Two! Kick out by Kinder.. Fury gets up and then brings Kinder to his feet.. He hooks him for a suplex, he gets him up and delivers a front face suplex! Fury again flips him over and makes another pin, again Kinder kicks out… Kurt Fury brings him back up and tells the crowd is over.. He hooks him between the legs but Kinder delivers a back body drop instead! Fury, surprisingly lands on his feet! As Kinder cockily points to his head, Fury turns him around and gives him a hard kick to the mid section! Fury hooks him again, this time lifting him and delivering a falling forward pile-driver!! Fury flips him over and makes the pin, one! Two! Three! Bell rings.]-^-

[G. Miller] and Fury eliminates another one!!

[Paco] Damn, now Luke Kinder is a tough mama-jamma.. Maybe Fury does have something here…

[Brandy] Well, I’m still holding my praises back… Luke Kinder suffered a serious injury to his shoulder at the last Inferno… To me, he didn’t look 100%.

-^-[Kinder heads to the back disappointed as Fury gets out and looks at Joey as he gets up and picks out two more names… Joey calls out Shay D and Kurt Fury again!! Kurt Fury doesn’t seem to be too upset as he slides back inside the ring.. Shay D gets in himself, and as Fury gets up, Shay D nails him with a drop kick right to his jaw! Shay D then quickly goes to the top and climbs it.. As Kurt Fury is getting up, Shay D goes for a cross body block! He connects but Fury rolls right through it, hooking both of Shay D’s legs, pinning him! One! Two! Kick out by Shay D! Both wrestlers make it to their feet and Shay D gets a quick right hand in, followed by a head lock on Fury…]-^-

[G. Miller] and Fury gets back in the ring and has to fight off a new man.. You know this only gives the advantage to Johnny Z, Dante Storm and of course, Shay D…

[Paco] Yeah… things are not looking very hot for Kurt Fury right now…

[Brandy] Well we wanted to find out how good Kurt Fury really is? We’re about to find out…

-^-[Fury turns side ways, wrapping his arms around Shay D, lifting him and dropping him with a side suplex! Fury then gets up and bounces off the ropes… He then delivers a leg drop and then makes the pin.. one! Two! Kick out! Fury brings him back to his feet and whips him towards the ropes, no, reversal by Shay D! Fury bounces off and Shay D goes for a clothesline! Fury ducks it though, hooking Shay D, lifting him and dropping him with an inverted rock bottom!! Fury flips him over and makes the pin! One! Two! Three!! Bell rings!]-^-

[G. Miller] Kurt Fury hits D. O. I. And with that pin, I just got to say it… He is unstoppable!!

[Paco] No, the competition is really, really bad..

[Brandy] Paco, he’s pinned three men already! Bad or not, he’s pinned them all!

-^-[Fury looks at Joey who pulls out two names again.. This time he calls.. Dante Storm and… Johnny Z! Kurt appears a bit relieved as he gets out of the ring and the other two get in.. The bell rings and Johnny Z begins to exchange blows with Dante Storm… Dante Storm gets the upper hand, and then lifts Johnny Z up for a body slam… He delivers it… Dante Storm then goes to the corner, climbs all the way to the top, but before he can do any move, he is surprised by Johnny Z who jumps to his feet and shakes the ropes, causing Dante Storm to land hard on his jewels! Johnny Z walks over, climbs the turnbuckle, hooks Dante and delivers a super-plex!! ]-^-

[G. Miller] Johnny Z has been looking good in this match up so far too guys.. Can’t forget about him..

[Paco] No we can’t, but what about Storm!? He’s the Perfect Storm! You can’t calm the storm!!!

[Brandy] Oh is that a new saying, just like you can’t melt the ice?

-^-[Johnny Z makes the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Dante Storm… Johnny Z brings him to his feet and then whips him towards the ropes… Dante Storm bounces off and Johnny Z lifts him and delivers a spine-buster! Johnny Z goes for the pin but again Storm kicks out… Johnny Z goes to the corner and climbs it.. He then turns his back to Storm as he lays in the middle of the ring… Johnny Z then jumps off and connects with a picture perfect Moonsault!! Johnny Z hooks the leg for the pin and the ref counts.. one! Two! Three!! Bell rings…]-^-

[G. Miller] and Johnny Z eliminates Dante Storm, sorry Paco, but this match has come down to Johnny and Kurt!!

[Paco] Wow, what a shocker…

[Brandy] Oh come on Paco, show some enthusiasm! These two should make up for the lackluster match we’ve had so far… They will give us a good show.

-^-[Kurt Fury slides in the ring and is immediately stomped on by Johnny Z!! He then brings him to his feet and nails him with a few knife edge chops before whipping him towards the ropes.. Kurt Fury bounces off and Johnny Z plants him down to the mat with a power-slam!! Johnny Z makes the pin and the ref counts… One! Two! Kick out by Kurt Fury.. Johnny Z quickly goes to the corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle.. He then jumps off, and drives his elbow to Fury’s heart! Johnny hooks the leg again, but Fury kicks out again after two.]-^-

[G. Miller] Looks like Kurt Fury has met his match!!

[Paco] A fat toothless whore from Wisconsin!!?!

[Brandy] Hmm… interesting thought.. disturbing yet interesting…but… no.. He meant Johnny Z…

-^-[Johnny Z brings Kurt Fury to his feet and then whips him to the ropes… Fury bounces off and Johnny Z delivers a drop toe hold… Kurt Fury then goes for an elbow to drop to the back of Kurt’s head but Kurt rolls out of the way and Johnny hits nothing but mat… Both men get to their feet and Kurt goes for a kick to the mid section.. Johnny Z catches his foot though, Fury turns it into an enziguri kick though, flipping Johnny Z inside out! Fury gets on top of Johnny Z, making the pin.. one! Two! Kick out by Johnny Z!]-^-

[G. Miller] Well Kurt Fury is fighting Johnny Z off, but right now he’s more on the defensive then offensive… Who do you see winning this one Paco?

[Paco] Nice maracas you got there, mind if I play a little mambo tune? Huh? Oh sorry Miller, what?

[Brandy] Don’t mind him Miller, he doesn’t get out much, unless he’s going to the liquor store…

-^-[Kurt Fury gets to his feet and then goes to the corner.. He waits for Johnny Z to get up, and as he starts to, Kurt Fury nails him with his version of the shinning wizard!! He connects with it perfectly and quickly makes the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Johnny Z! Fury looks at the ref in disbelief but the ref tells him “two!” Kurt Fury brings him to his feet and then gives him a kick to the gut.. Kurt then hooks him between his legs, and lifts him for a pile-driver, no, back body drop by Johnny Z!! Fury though, just like last time, lands on his feet! He spins Johnny Z around and gets surprised with a clothesline from him!]-^-

[G. Miller] and so far, what worked for Fury earlier in this match, is not working for him now against Johnny Z!!

[Paco] That’s letting you know that Johnny Z ain’t no, j---… er… loser.

[Brandy] Yeah, Johnny Z is showing he has what it takes to make it in the fed just like Kurt Fury does.

-^-[Johnny Z brings Kurt Fury to his feet and whips him towards the ropes.. Fury bounces off and Johnny Z nails him with a kick to the mid section, then bounces off the ropes and delivers a swinging neck-breaker! Johnny Z makes the pin and the ref counts.. one! Two! Kick out! Johnny Z tells the crowd is over.. He goes to the top and then turns his back to Kurt Fury… He then jumps off, going for his Moonsault but Fury rolls out of the way and Johnny Z hits nothing but mat!! Fury stumbles to his feet and so does Johnny Z holding his mid section.. Kurt Fury gives him a kick to the gut and again hooks him between his legs.. This time he manages to get him up and delivers his falling forward pile-driver!! Fury flips him over and makes the pin! One! Two! Th… kick out!!! Fury slaps the mat upset and then gets on the ref’s face.. the ref backs him down and tells him he kicked out.. Fury goes back to Johnny, he tells the crowd is over as he picks him up and then hooks him for his inverted rock bottom! Johnny Z breaks free though, elbowing Fury twice on the head! He then whips him towards the corner.. Fury hits hard and Johnny Z then goes for a splash! He misses as Fury moves out of the way! Johnny Z turns around and stumbles out of the corner right onto Kurt Fury who hooks him and drops him with D. O. I.!!!! Fury flips him over and makes the pin, one! Two! Three!! Bell rings!]-^-

[J. Styles] Here is the winner of the rookie challenge and #1 contender to the European Title… KURT FURY!!!!!

-^-[The ref raises Kurt Fury’s hand in victory as he gets up.. His music plays as the crowd gives him a nice reaction…]-^-

[G. Miller] and Kurt Fury with a great win here tonight, winning the rookie challenge match up!

[Paco] Yeah, he pinned 4 out of his 6 opponents, not bad at all…

[Brandy] It sure wasn’t, and, wait a minute, look guys!

-^-[Someone slides under the bottom rope, with a bat in hand as Kurt Fury is in the corner celebrating! The man gets up and then swings the bat, nailing Kurt Fury right on his back, causing him to fall forward, out of the ring!!! Fury lands hard on his back and appears out.. the man gets out of the ring himself, brings Fury up only to nail him on the mid section with the bat again!]-^-

[G. Miller] is that who I think it is!!

[Paco] Yeah, that’s one of ICWF’s newest signees, Skeptix!!

[Brandy] Why is he attacking Kurt Fury, he doesn’t deserve that attack after the hard fought match he just had!!

-^-[Skeptix begins choking Kurt Fury with the bat as refs and officials rush from the back.. Skeptix sees them coming and quickly exits through the crowd…]-^-

[G. Miller] Oh sure, run like a coward.. What’s up with that guy?

[Paco] oh well, like with any vicious attack.. We will always find out what the hell it was about…

[Brandy] Yeah I agree, Skeptix will have a lot of explaining to do…

[G. Miller] Yeah, and speaking of explaining, that is something our next participants do not have to do as Titan 3 and Brett Archer have said enough… According to them, the time for talking is over, and the time for putting up or shutting up is now!!

[Paco] Hell yeah it is! But, I’m sort of disappointed with this match… I mean I thought it would have some sort of vicious, hardcore stipulations… but no… it’s a regular one on one match up…

[Brandy] Well maybe these two want to settle it the old fashion way.. good ole wrestling!!

[G. Miller] and that’s what it’s all about, wrestling… Bad Blood or not…

[Paco] Bah…

[G. Miller] Folks let’s go back to Joey as he introduces these two hated rivals.


Titan 3
VS

Brett Archer

-^-[Joey gets inside the ring…]-^-

[J. Styles] Ladies and gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall and it’s a FTF Rules match!!

-^-[The crowd boos loudly as they hear the name of the “FTF” The lights in the arena go out… After about 10 seconds the arena begins to regain light from it’s darkened state as we see Brett Archer standing in the entranceway with a longbow in hand. Archer fires an arrow upwards into the roof of the arena, and, as it hits the roof as series of fireworks erupt and ‘Lazy’ by X-Press 2 begins to play as Archer throws down the bow and walks slowly to the ring.]-^-

[J. Styles] Introducing first, from Tempe, Arizona… He weights in at two hundred and forty one pounds and stands at six feet five inches tall.. Ladies and Gentlemen… Brett Archer!!!!!

-^-[Archer gets inside the ring and then The lights flicker, then go completely out as a deep loud rumbling sound rattles the insides of all in attendance. "Pointing Fingers" by Justified begins to play as the Tron shows various wrestlers getting a Ground Zero courtesy of Titan 3. Spot-lights and multi-colored strobes then begin to flash as the entrance-way becomes completely engulfed in smoke. At the crescendo of the song, a loud, startling explosion goes off a the entrance, followed by a massive display of sparks. Two more explosions go off on each side of the stage, with large columns of mushroom-cloud shaped smoke rising slowly into the air shortly afterwards. You then see the silhouette of Titan 3 through the smoke as he leans his head back and points up into the air with both hands. He walks through the smoke and sparks, where he then stops and smirks at the crowd. Titan 3 is wearing a black leather vest with a large glittery "T3" imprinted on the back, and on the front pocket. He wears black Adidas running pants, and a pair of white Reeboks on his feet.]-^-

[J. Styles] and his opponent, from Miami, Florida… He weights in at two hundred and ninety two pounds and stands at six feet six inches tall… Ladies and Gentlemen…. Titan 3!!!!!

-^-[ Large white fireworks shoot up into the air behind him, and he slowly makes his way to the ring. As he does though, Archer jumps out of the ring and goes after Titan 3, meeting him half way up the ramp, and starting a war of fists with him! The bell rings starting the match!!]-^-

[G. Miller] FTF Rules!?! What the hell? Nobody told us anything!!

[Paco] They are the FTF, they don’t have to tell anyone a damn thing… but you know what this means? FTF Rules that is? Anything goes!! Woohoo!!!

[Brandy] Calm down! You’re more excited than a dog humping a human leg… hey! HEY! GET OFF MY LEG PACO!

-^-[Both men continue to brawl but Titan 3 then gets a knee in to the mid section, Archer doubles over and Titan 3 begins to pound him with forearm shots to the back… Titan 3 then wraps Archer by his waist with a gut wrench, he then lifts him with it, delivering a gut-wrench suplex! Titan 3 gets up and begins to stomp on Archer before bringing him back up and then smashing his head against the steel guard rail! He does it a couple of more times until Archer is busted open! Titan 3 then heads down to the ring, looking under it and taking out a table… He sets it up and then goes back to Archer… He picks him up but Archer gets a thumb to the eye in followed by an European upper cut! Titan 3 stumbles backwards and Archer then nails him with a drop kick! Archer sees the table and he quickly picks up Titan 3, hooks him by his waist side and delivers a Northern lights suplex, putting T3 through the table, but maintaining the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Titan 3!]-^-

[G. Miller] Oh my God and this match has gotten way violent right off the bat!! Archer is already bleeding, Titan 3 already has been put through a table!! What’s next!?

[Paco] A whole f’n lot I hope!! That’s why I love these two, they are so f’n intense, they don’t give a damn about their opponents.. They just want to hurt them, hurt them bad!

[Brandy] I have to agree with you Paco, that is why these two are in the FTF.. Whether they like to admit it or not, they are so alike it’s scary.

-^-[Archer gets up and then brings Titan 3 to his feet, it takes a while as Titan 3 is still feeling the effects of the table.. Once up, Archer whips Titan 3 towards the guard rail, Titan 3 reverses it though, sending Archer crashing against the steel steps shoulder first!! Archer rolls around on the floor, holding his shoulder as Titan 3 moves in, bringing him to his feet… Archer nails Titan 3 with a few right hands but Titan 3 gets a knee in, slowing Archer down… Titan 3 then picks up Archer over his shoulder and then runs towards the ring post, stopping right before hitting it, sending Archer crashing against it, shoulder first!! Archer is in big time pain now and Titan 3 doesn’t give him a break, stomping hard on that bad shoulder… Titan 3 then looks under the ring and takes out a Singapore cane! He shows it to the crowd, who boo loudly and then he flicks them off.. He waits for Archer who is starting to get up and then starts to beat him with the cane on his bad shoulder!!]-^-

[G. Miller] Oh my! Titan 3 has lost it!!

[Paco] He sure has… I bet you though as a kid, he would always be the one breaking the piñatas open at birthday parties!!

[Brandy] Great comparison there Paco.. Deep, very deep…

-^-[Titan 3 stops, tossing the cane to the side.. Archer is facing down on the mat, not moving a muscle. Titan 3 smiles as he flips Archer over and makes the pin.. one! Two! Th.. kick out by Archer… Titan 3 curses as he gets up and brings Archer to his feet.. He tosses him inside the ring and then goes in himself.. Archer, while down, reaches for something inside his tights.. as Titan 3 gets in, and picks up Archer, Archer swings, nailing Titan 3 right between the eyes with the object!! Titan 3 goes down like a sack of brick and Archer quickly moves in for the pin! One! Two! Three! No! Two! Titan 3 barely kicks out! Archer gets on top of Titan 3 and then begins to nail him with a flurry of right hands, with the object in hand until Titan 3 is busted open! Archer, satisfied, throws the object to the side and then pins Titan 3… One! Two! Th.. kick out again!! Archer curses as the camera focuses on the item, brass knuckles! Archer slides to the outside and grabs a table.. he sets it up on the outside and then goes back in. ]-^-

[G. Miller] Well I hate to use that old saying, but we might see everything including the kitchen sink here in this match!!

[Paco] I thought it was everything but the kitchen sink?

[Brandy] Gosh Paco, do we have to explain everything to you? He said that because they are not holding anything back…

-^-[Brett Archer picks up Titan 3 and then lifts him over his head with a gorilla press, he starts to walk towards the ropes but Titan 3 gets him with a rake to the eyes, which causes Archer to stumble backwards and Titan 3 to fall, landing on his feet… Archer charges at him but Titan 3 nails him with a big boot to his face! Archer goes down and Titan 3 goes over to a corner and exposes the steel turnbuckle… Titan 3 then picks him right back up and then whips him towards the corner, reversal by Archer and Titan 3 hits hard on the steel turnbuckle.. Archer goes for a big splash but Titan 3 moves and Archer gets it worst, as he hits chest first!! Archer stumbles backwards right onto Titan 3 who delivers an Olympic slam! Titan 3 makes the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Archer! Titan 3 gets up and brings him back to his feet.. Archer is in la-la land.. Titan 3 turns him around, pulls back on his head and then hooks him by his waist side.. Titan 3 lifts him right into a crucifix position with Archer facing forward.. Titan 3 then goes to the ropes and drops Archer all the way down, putting him through the table Archer himself sat up!! Titan 3 gets out of the ring and flips the knocked out Archer over.. Titan 3 makes the pin and the ref counts… One! Two! Three! Bell rings…]-^-

[J. Styles] Here is your winner via “Ground Zero”… TITAN 3!!!!!

-^-[The ref raises Titan 3’s arm in victory by Titan 3 quickly pushes him off and leaves the ring pissed off…]-^-

[G. Miller] and just like that it’s over!! WOW!!!

[Paco] Short but as f’n violent as f’n possibly! Wooo!! Anyone got a cigarette?

[Brandy] What an unbelievable match up… These two were as violent as they possibly could be….

[G. Miller] They sure were, and now, with Titan 3 getting the win over Archer, you have to wonder if this feud is over, or if this is just the beginning…

[Paco] Yeah… I hope it’s not over.. I want to see these two going at it again…

[Brandy] We probably will… I doubt they will ever settle their differences and become stablemates again.

[G. Miller] Good point.. Well folks, we’re going to go backstage and catch up with Burner, who I understand is trying to get a word with Skeptix…

[Paco] Good, maybe we can find out what up with this rookie.

-^-[The camera switches to the back and we see Burner chasing after Skeptix, who seems to be leaving the arena…]-^-

[Burner] Woah woah woah Skeptix where are you going? The show hasn't ended yet!

[Skeptix] Bite me Burner! It has for me! If that twink ODJ thinks he can leave me out of the Rookie Challenge match he has another thing coming. I've been waiting for weeks to make my impact and get a match, let me ask you this Burner... I'm a rookie, could do with a challenge so why am I being told to take a seat up in the stands?

[Burner] Uh...

[Skeptix] Don't even answer that Burner... I should have been in the rookie challenge, and I should be the one getting that European title shot.. Not that nobody Kurt Fury… I'm outta here!

-^-[Skeptix exits the arena leaving Burner dumb folded… Nothing new there… The camera goes back to Miller, Paco and Brandy.]-^-

[G. Miller] Well I guess now we know why Skeptix attacked Kurt Fury…

[Paco] Awww, he feels left out.. boo fricken whoo…

[Brandy] I don’t know, he kind of does have a good point… I mean why was he left out of the rookie challenge? Why has he not been booked yet?

[G. Miller] I’m not a booker so don’t ask me…

[Paco] Yeah, I have no clue either… so how about we go onto the next match? This one is going to be a dandy!!

[Brandy] Oh Lord… the match for the 10 pounds of Marijuana… Honestly guys, isn’t that stuff illegal?

[G. Miller] Not in the ICWF from what I understand…

[Paco] Nope, we are Weed-Exempt! Hahaha… oh man.. this match is going to be great… so much action, so much weed and one surprise!

[Brandy] Surprise?

[G. Miller] What surprise!?!

[Paco] You’ll see in just a second… I’ll be right back!


Darodine
VS

Warrick Hill

-^-[Joey gets inside the ring and Paco gets in right behind him… Joey is about to speak but Paco takes the mic from him…]-^-

[Paco] Sorry to interrupt you buddy boy but I have some very important news about this match… You see ODJ has decided to make this match more interesting… Because the prize of this match is extremely high, He has decided to make this match a 3 way dance match up! Joey, here is the info on the third participant… He is to be introduced after Hill and Darodine…

-^-[Joey looks at the paper and starts laughing..]-^-

[J. Styles] are you serious!?!

-^-[Paco snatches the mic out of his hands…]-^-

[Paco] Yes, now get on with it!

-^-[Joey shrugs and then begins the introductions as Paco goes to the outside, and ignores Miller and Brandy who are asking him what’s going on.]-^-

[J. Styles] Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall and it’s a 3 way dance match up with the winner earning 10 pounds of that good ole Mary Jane!!

-^-[The crowd cheers loudly… Then Strobes go off, nearly blinding everyone in the arena, as "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 hits the speakers full-blast. Flares launch in front of the screen (which has already begun Darodine's video), as Darodine steps out, arms raised.]-^-

[J. Styles] Introducing first, from Limerick, Ireland… He weights in at two hundred and twelve pounds and stands at six feet two inches tall.. Ladies and Gentlemen…. Darodine!!!!!

-^-[ The arena gets charged, as Darodine hops up and down until, as the chorus hits, he bolts down the walkway towards the ring, sliding in, getting up, and heading to the nearest turnbuckle, from which he taunts the crowd. They cheer, as he gets down, standing in the center of the ring, waiting. The lights go out and "I'M WASTED" can be heard when suddenly "St. Louie" by Nelly begins playing and we see Warrick Hill emerge from the back with light blue smoke covering the entire entrance way. He walks through the smoke, inhaling it and smiling. ]-^-

[J. Styles] and one of his opponents… From Tallahassee, Florida… He weights in at two hundred and twenty pounds and stands at six feet two inches tall… Ladies and Gentlemen… Warrick Hill!!!!!

-^-[ He gets into the ring and quickly climbs to a top turnbuckle and looks out to the crowd. He then opens up his hand and we see what appears to be a joint! He then takes in a big hit and holds it in...he holds it for quite a while, before releasing it and we see a large cloud of smoke fly out of his mouth, up into the rafters of the arena. As he exhales this smoke, light blue pyro explode above the ring. Hill then looks at Darodine who looks at him back… Then “Lowrider” By Latin Alliance begins to play and the crowd gets up to see who’s coming out… ]-^-

[J. Styles] Oh boy, here we go.. (ahem) and their opponent… From parts unknown.. He weights in at two hundred and forty pounds and stands at five feet eight inches tall.. Ladies and Gentlemen… “The Drinking Time Bomb” Paco Perez!!!!!

-^-[The crowd goes wild as Darodine and Warrick look at each other then at Paco then back at each other… Paco on the outside, has put on some sweat pants with an ICWF T-shirt and some snickers.. He gets inside the ring, climbs to the second turnbuckle and throws his arms up, the crowd goes wild…]-^-

[G. Miller] What the hell is he thinking!?! He can’t compete with the likes of Warrick Hill or Darodine!!

[Brandy] If this was a smoking blunts match, he could, but it’s not…

[G. Miller] Of course it’s not, Paco is not a wrestler.. Good grief, he’s going to get killed out there…

[Brandy] His love for Mary Jane finally went to his head..

-^-[Warrick Hill and Darodine try to talk Paco out of it, but Paco points at the case containing the weed and then motions that he wants to smoke it.. all of it. Darodine and Hill shrug as the bell calls for the bell.. Darodine sucker punches Hill as Paco goes to the corner and waits to be tagged in… Darodine nails a couple of right hands on Hill, backing him down to the ropes… Hill whips him towards the other side, Hill bounces off and Darodine sends him flying with a back body drop… Darodine then bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow across Hill’s chest… Darodine makes the pin but Hill kicks out after one… Darodine brings Hill back to his feet after he gets up and then whips him towards Paco’s corner.. Hill hits hard and Darodine rushes over and jumps onto Hill and delivers a monkey flip! Darodine gets up and looks at Paco who is at the corner.. Darodine smiles, Paco smiles back but then Darodine nails him with a cheap elbow to the face, causing Paco to fall down to the floor.. the crowd boos loudly..]-^-

[G. Miller] Paco what the hell are you doing, get back over here!!

[Brandy] No, let him learn his lesson.. He wants to be a bad ass, let him find out the hard way that he’s not one…

[G. Miller] But he’s going to get killed..

[Brandy] What do you know, Mary Jane does kill after all…

-^-[Darodine walks over to Hill who was starting to get up and nails him with a couple of forearm shots before hooking him for a suplex and connecting with it.. Darodine now goes to the corner and begins to climb it.. as he gets to the top, Paco hops back on the apron and shakes the ropes, causing Darodine to land hard on his jewels!! The crowd cheers and Paco slaps Darodine in the back, tagging himself in.. Paco then looks at the crowd and begins to climb to the turnbuckles.. He gets to the second one and hooks Darodine for a super-plex! As he does, Hill comes from behind, lifting Paco onto his shoulders and both men delivering the super-plex! Paco stumbles to his feet and gives Hill a high five! Hill then tells Paco he’s sorry.. Paco asks him for what and Hill nails him with a right hand! Another! One more! Paco gets back to the corner where Hill nails him with a few knife edge chops before whipping him to the other side.. Paco hits hard and Hill charges at him going for a splash.. Paco falls, winded, and Hill crashes against the turnbuckle! ]-^-

[G. Miller] Paco delivered a super-plex! That’s unbelievable!!

[Brandy] Give the assist to Hill though…

[G. Miller] Yeah but still, he may actually have a chance to win this match…!

[Brandy] You’re joking right!?!

-^-[Darodine is just getting to his corner when Paco crawls over and tags him from behind, before Darodine can react Paco gets out of the ring and Darodine goes after Hill.. He turns him around and nails him with a right hand before lifting him and setting him on the top turnbuckle.. Darodine then takes a few steps back and nails Hill with a drop kick right to the jaw, that almost causes Hill to fall down to the outside.. Darodine then climbs to the second turnbuckle, wraps his arms around Hill’s waist and delivers an over the head northern lights release super-plex! Darodine quickly crawls over to Hill and makes the pin! One! Two! And Paco pulls him off from the outside! Darodine upset, gets out of the ring and chases after Paco who is running for the border! They run around the ring a few times before Paco finally slides inside the ring.. Darodine slides right behind him, comes to his feet and gets nailed with a spinning heel kick from Hill! ]-^-

[G. Miller] Go Paco! You got to give him some credit Brandy, his using some smarts out there…

[Brandy] Yeah, but he’s just delaying the inevitable.

[G. Miller] Yeah I guess you’re right…

[Brandy] There we go Miller, now you are talking..

-^-[Hill brings Darodine back to his feet and whips him towards the ropes.. Darodine bounces off and Hill catches him and drops him with a spine-buster! Hill makes the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Darodine.. Paco looks on as Hill brings Darodine back up and then goes towards the ropes.. He bounces off and goes for the joint! Darodine ducks it and Hill hits nothing but ropes! Darodine stumbles over to Paco and makes the tag to him! Paco is afraid, and rightfully so, but the ref tells him he must get in.. Paco does, and walks over towards Hill who was starting to get up.. Paco then closes his eyes and slaps Hill! Paco then opens his eyes, only to see a pissed off Hill staring at him! Hill grabs Paco by his head and then gives him a knee to the mid section! Paco doubles over and Hill hooks him for a DDT, and delivers it!! Paco is out and Hill flips him over and makes the pin! One! Two! And Darodine makes the save! Hill gets up and brings Paco to his feet… eventually… Hill then whips him towards the ropes.. Paco bounces off and Hill goes for a back body drop.. Paco stops though and nails Hill on the back of the head with a double axe handle smash!!]-^-

[G. Miller] Alright Paco!!

[Brandy] Oh there is no way, a double axe handle smash? Don’t tell me Paco actually knows his stuff!!

[G. Miller] Well he did wrestle when he was young…

[Brandy] He did? Well what do you know!

-^-[Paco nails Hill again and Hill actually drops to one knee… Paco then runs towards the ropes, bounces off, no, Darodine nails him with a knee to his lower back! Paco drops to his knees and Darodine tags him on the back and gets inside.. Darodine then takes a few steps back and nails Paco with a boot to the face, sending the drunken bastard out of the ring.. Darodine then heads for Hill who was getting up and nails him with a right hand… Darodine then hooks him and drops him with a neck-breaker! Darodine doesn’t go for the pin, instead, he runs towards the ropes, jumps onto the second one and delivers a lion-sault! Darodine hooks the leg for the pin but Hill kicks out after two… Darodine then goes to the top and signals to the crowd for The Crucifier, as he does, a cloud of smoke covers him up and you realize that it’s Paco, spraying him with a fire extinguisher! Darodine loses his balance and falls off, landing hard on his back in the middle of the ring.. The crowd goes wild and cheers for Paco as Hill gets up and then waits for Darodine who is stumbling to his feet… Hill bounces himself off the ropes, and as Darodine comes up, Hill nails him with a flying forearm!! The crowd cheers even louder and Hill makes the pin.. One! Two! Three! Bell rings!]-^-

[J. Styles] Here is your winner via “The Joint”…. WARRICK HILL!!!!!

[G. Miller] Well Hill wins the match and the marijuana but give the assist to Paco!!

[Brandy] Yeah, I guess he was good for something after all…

-^-[The ref hands Hill his prize and Hill raises it up high in the air, showing it to the crowd… They cheer and Hill then looks for Paco.. He sees him on the outside catching a breather… Hill gets out of the ring, helps Paco up and then raises his hand.. the crowd gives a huge reaction as Paco just smiles.. Hill puts his arm around him and together they walk to the back as Hill’s music plays loudly…]-^-

[G. Miller] Well that was a nice gesture by Hill but where in the hell is Paco going? He still has a job to do here!!

[Brandy] Ah forget him, you and I can handle it.

[G. Miller] I’m sure we can…

[Brandy] Yup… So up next is what, Iceman vs. Killa Kali?

[G. Miller] Yeah, that’s the match up… and it’s too bad Paco is going to miss this one, because it’s a melt the ice match!

[Brandy] Should be a good one, and forget about Paco… you sound like you’re in love with the guy or something…

[G. Miller] Haha, yeah, in love… how funny… hehe.. oh boy.. (sigh) Anyway… let’s go to Joey for the intros!


"Melt the Ice" Match
Stips: First Blood match. Once an opponent
is bleeding, the other must put him through
a burning table in order to win.

Killa Kali (C)
VS

Iceman

-^-[The camera switches over to Joey as he gets inside the ring.]-^-

[J. Styles] Ladies and gentlemen the following is a "Melt the Ice" Match for the Hardcore Championship!!! The rules for this match are as follows, you must make your opponent bleed, then put him through a burning table in order to win. Now for the participants!

-^-[ The lights begin to flicker, slowly at first but then quicker and quicker until they finally go out. all except a single blue spotlight shining on the entrance ramp, "Cold as Ice" by M. O. P. begins playing throughout the entire arena and a thick white smoke fills the entry way. We see a figure step through the smoke and the blue spotlight follows him. The Ice man slowly makes his way back to the ring where he climbs atop a turnbuckle, fireworks blast from the other three as the spotlight goes off and the house lights come on with a blue tint to them.]-^-

[J. Styles] Introducing first, from Portland, Oregon… He weights in at two hundred and sixty five pounds and stands at six feet and four inches tall… ladies and gentlemen… Iceman!!!!!

-^-[He then climbs down and makes his way to the opposite turnbuckle, he climbs on it and again the three unoccupied turnbuckles emit giant blasts, this time the house light finally go back to normal. The ice man hops down and stands in the center of the ring. The lights dim in the arena and the fans begin to stir as they await the opponent. Over the sound system voices are heard. ]-^-

“I couldn't help but notice your pain!”

“My Pain?”

“It runs deep, share it with me!”

-^-[With a massive explosion of lights and fireworks "Pain" by Tupac begins to play. At the entranceway Lady Rage and Lil' Mz Fury walk out and stand waiting. From behind the curtain comes Killa Kali. Almost immediately the boos begin to rain down on the Hardcore Extremist. He stands there, a smile on his face, waving for more boos as he walks down the ramp and into the ring.]-^-

[J. Styles] and his opponent… From South Central, Los Angeles… He weights in at two hundred and sixty five pounds and stands at six feet, five inches tall… Ladies and gentlemen here is the Hardcore Champion of the World!! Killa Kali!!!!!

-^-[ Taking off his bandana, he throws it at the fans ringside, who throw it back at him. He throws the bird to the crowd and waits for the match to begin as the fans boo him loudly still..]-^-

[G. Miller] Well here we go, this one should be a dandy… It won’t be the same without Paco but..

[Paco] What’s that you saying Miller?

[Brandy] Oh you made it… (sarcastically) great…

-^-[ Kali throws his belt to the ref and goes after Iceman, beginning to trade blows with him! The bell rings, officially starting the match… Killa Kali gets the upper hand backing Iceman to the corner, where, he nails him with a few knife edge chops before he starts to choke him with his boot! The ref gives Kali the four count and Kali breaks it up.. He nails Iceman with a few more right hands before whipping him to the opposite corner.. Iceman reverses it though and Killa Kali hits hard! Iceman goes for a splash and connects… Iceman then pulls Kali out of the corner and whips him to the ropes.. Reversal by Kali, reversal by Iceman who whips him to the opposite side… Kali hits the ropes but hangs on to them.. Iceman charges at Kali but Kali drops down to the mat, pulling the top rope down as he falls, causing Iceman to go flying to the outside, onto the cold hard floor! Killa Kali smiles as Iceman is laying flat on his back.. Killa Kali steps to the outer part of the ring and then jumps off, nailing Iceman with an elbow drop! ]-^-

[G. Miller] and the match has been spilled to the outside already.. Paco, I gotta ask you, what were you thinking earlier, getting involved in that match!?

[Paco] Well, 10 pounds of weed is a lot of weed Miller… I just had to try to get my hands on it… I know it was a bit farfetched, but, I honestly thought I had a chance…

[Brandy] You did? So weed does make you stupid and delusional.

-^-[Killa Kali gets up and brings Iceman to his feet before he whips him towards the steel steps where Iceman hits hard, shoulder first… Killa Kali walks over, connects with a couple of right hands and then brings Iceman to his feet, lifts him over his head with a gorilla press and then drops him chest first unto the steel guard rail! Kali smiles at his work and then stomps on Iceman’s chest before bringing him back to his feet and whipping him towards the steel steps… Iceman crashes hard, splitting the steps into two… Killa Kali walks over, grabbing the upper part of the steps and setting them a few feet away from the corner… Kali then hooks Iceman between his legs and lifts him for a pile-driver! Iceman fights it off though and manages a back body drop! Iceman drops to one knee, catches and breather and then goes after Kali who was starting to get up.. He nails him with a right hand before whipping Kali towards the steel guard rail.. Kali hits hard and Iceman rushes at him and spears him, bending the steel guard rail in!]-^-

[G. Miller] Hell of a spear by Iceman, what force he hit him with!!

[Paco] F’k yeah, he bent that steel guard rail in, now that is power!!!

[Brandy] Hmm, if an iceberg sunk the titanic, maybe Iceman can defeat Killa Kali!

-^-[Iceman gets up and listens to the crowd cheer.. He goes around the ring and then grabs a steel chair… He folds it open and then brings it over to where Killa Kali is trying to get up.. Iceman waits patently, Killa Kali finally gets to his feet and Iceman lifts the chair over his head, and then goes to swing but Killa Kali nails him on the mid section with a kick causing Iceman to stumble backwards.. Iceman then brings the chair up again but Killa Kali nails him with a mafia style kick, dropping Iceman down to the mat! Killa Kali grabs the chair and as Iceman is getting up, Kali nails him with it across his back! Iceman drops back down holding his lower back as Kali tosses the chair to the side and then grabs Iceman by his head and takes him towards the steel steps.. He then hooks as if he is going for a stunner but he then runs, jumping over the steel steps and delivering a diamond cutter, slamming Iceman’s face against the steel steps!! ]-^-

[G. Miller] Oh that one is going to leave a mark!!

[Paco] It did look, a bloody one!!

[Brandy] Iceman has been busted open! Killa Kali is half way away from winning this match!

-^-[Killa Kali smiles as he sees blood flowing out of Iceman’s forehead… He looks under the ring and takes out a table… He sets it up and then looks around the ring again.. This time he takes out some gasoline!! He pours it all over the table until it is completely soaked… He then brings a bloody Iceman to his feet and takes him near the table.. Kali takes out a match, and goes to light it, but before he can, Iceman grabs him by his head and slams it against the table.. again… again.. and one more time!! Kali is in la-la land now and Iceman, after wiping some of the blood off of his face, he hooks him and drops him with a Russian leg sweep.. Iceman sees the table and then the fuel starter.. He grabs it, points it at the table and pulls the trigger… a big flame comes out, and sets the table ablaze! Iceman then grabs Kali and goes to hook him between his legs, no, Kali nails him with a low blow!! Iceman doubles over and Killa Kali quickly gets up, hooks him between his legs and lifts him up into a power-bomb position! Killa Kali gives him an extra push up and then power-bombs Iceman right through the burning table!!! The ref immediately calls for the bell!!!]-^-

[J. Styles] Here is your winner via “The South Central Effect…” and STILL The Hardcore Champion of the World!!! KILLA KALI!!!!!

-^-[The ref quickly puts the fire out with a fire extinguisher.. Killa Kali then gets his title from him.. The ref tries to raise his arm in victory but Kali shoves him off.. Kali then walks away, stopping by the burnt Iceman and spitting on him! The crowd boos even louder now and Kali just laughs it off as he leaves to the back…]-^-

[G. Miller] He has no class…

[Paco] hmm, that smells good.. BBQ anyone?!

[Brandy] That’s the smell of burnt human flesh Paco! That’s disgusting!

[G. Miller] Yeah Paco that’s just disturbing… Anyway folks, a good match up right there, violent, as most of Kali’s matches are… This won’t be the last time we see Killa Kali though, as he will be part of the main event!!

[Paco] Yeah, and I bet you he will be 100% fair.. he is going to call it straight down the middle.

[Brandy] Right, that’s almost as believable as Paco attending Harvard University…

[G. Miller] Actually he did attend Harvard University…

[Paco] Sure did…

[Brandy] Haha, yeah right you guys…

[G. Miller] No I’m serious.. Paco went to Harvard…

[Paco] Yup…

[Brandy] If you went to Harvard, how in the hell did you end up here?

[Paco] Harvard wasn’t the “H” I was looking for.. It wasn’t “Hardcore” enough…

[Brandy] Oh pa-lease!!! What were you studying on Harvard? What were you, oh God, I can’t believe I’m even asking this.. What was your major?

[Paco] English… with a minor on Communications and Speech… Word up hommie.

[Brandy] You’re kidding right..? right..? Miller?

[G. Miller] Wish I could agree with ya Brandy, but Paco is telling the truth.. He was quite the nerd back then…

[Paco] F’k off fudge packer… can we move on with the show please?

[Brandy] There is just no way you went there… Yes, yes….. let’s move on.

[G. Miller] Well up next is the “Bat on a Poles” match!!

[Paco] More like bats on poles… I hear this one is a Sammy Sosa favorite.. I heard he even donated one of the bats…

[Brandy] Hasn’t Sammy Sosa suffered enough? Geez.

"Bat on a Pole" Match
Stips: There will be a bat on a pole on each ring post..
In order to win, the wrestler must use each bat once.

Jason Chase
VS

Mike Allen

-^-[Joey gets inside the ring as the camera spins around the ring slowly revealing the four poles attached to each ring post.. at the top of each pole, four different bats hang… A stainless steel bat, a wooden bat, an aluminum bat and a bat made out of nothing but barbwire. The camera then stops spinning around the ring and focuses on Joey…]-^-

[J. Styles] Ladies and Gentlemen the following is a “Bats on Poles” Match! The rules for this one are simply, use all the bats, and you win!

-^-[The theme for Friday The 13th begins to play and Jason Chase comes out, looking out to the crowd….]-^-

[J. Styles] Introducing first, from San Francisco, California… He weights in at two hundred and twenty pounds and stands at six feet three inches tall… Ladies and Gentlemen, here is… Jason Chase!!!!!

-^-[He gets inside the ring and then "Dragon's Child" starts to play throughout the arena. As the guitar begins to pick up after about a dozen seconds Allen steps onto the ramp, after taking a few steps he stops for a moment, raises his right hand, fist clenched. With that a burst of fireworks blast on the ramp off to his sides in blue and gold colors. After this "barrage," Allen makes his way towards then ring with a confident focus for his demeanor.]-^-

[J. Styles] and his opponent… From New York City, New York.. He weights in at two hundred and forty six pounds and stands at six feet four inches tall… Ladies and Gentlemen, here is… Mike Allen!!!!!

-^-[As he takes to the steps starts to look at the crowd, a quick few satisfied nods starts Allen's entrance into the ring through the ropes. Allen hops onto the nearest turnbuckle, points both thumbs towards his chest with a self gratifying comment or two.]-^-

[G. Miller] Well here we go, Mike Allen has vengeance on his mind while Jason Chase has kicking some sense into Allen on his mind…

[Paco] Nah, I think Jason Chase wants some revenge too… There is definitely bad blood here Miller, which is what it is all about…

[Brandy] Yeah, this is one of the matches that definitely make this PPV’s name mean something.

-^-[The bell rings and both wrestlers charge at each other, locking up… Mike Allen quickly applies a headlock and then takes Chase down with it.. Chase rolls out of it, and turns it into a hammer lock… Allen quickly stands up, and tries to get out of the hold, he does, by elbowing Chase right on his jaw! Chase stumbles backwards and Mike Allen turns around, charges at him and clotheslines him down… Allen stomps on him a few times before walking away, and heading for one of the bats.. Chase gets up right away, and as Allen begins to climb one of the corners, Chase pulls him down, turning him around and nailing him with a kick to the mid section.. Allen doubles over and Chase hooks him for a suplex, delivering it nicely. Chase rolls on top of Allen and begins to pummel him with right hands before getting up, bringing him to his feet and whipping him to the ropes.. Allen bounces off and Chase nails him with a spinning elbow to the face!]-^-

[G. Miller] Pretty even way to start the match up.. Allen made a mistake by going to the bat early there, he has to wear down Chase big time before he tries to reach for one of the bats…

[Paco] I can’t wait for one of them to get one, I want to see homeruns damn it!!

[Brandy] Calm down Paco, they’ll get to it…

-^-[Chase now goes to the corner and starts to climb the corner.. He reaches for the wooden bat, grabbing it, and managing to pull it off.. Chase turns around and waits for Allen to get up.. He does and Chase jumps off, swing the bat at Allen but Allen side steps him and then punches him in the mid section, causing Chase to flip in mid air, landing hard on his back… Allen bounces himself off the ropes and then delivers a leg drop onto Chase! He then grabs the bat and gets up.. He then brings Chase to his feet and whips him towards the ropes.. Chase bounces off and Allen swings the bat, nailing Chase in the mid section with the bat!! Chase doubles over in pain and Allen then nails him with it on his back, dropping him down to the mat!! The ref signals to the time keeper who knows… Allen now looks at the other 3 bats as Chase is laid out on the floor… a small picture of Allen and Chase appear on the right hand corner, next to Allen’s head you see a “1” and next to Chase’s head you see a “0” Allen decides to go for the aluminum bat as Chase has yet to move a muscle… ]-^-

[G. Miller] You got your wish Paco and now Chase is in some serious trouble, he appears knocked out.. and if Allen gets that other bat, he’ll be able to use it right away…

[Paco] Yeah, this isn’t like in iron men matches where you get a two minute break after being pinned.. Here, use one, grab one, use it again!

[Brandy] Yeah, Chase needs to try to bounce back, or it’s all over…

-^-[Mike Allen climbs the turnbuckle and pulls the bat off.. He then hops down and then walks over to Chase, he flips him over, so he is facing up and then runs towards the ropes, he bounces off the ropes and then goes for a leg drop, putting the bat under his leg! He misses though as Chase rolls out of the way! Allen lands hard, and holds his leg in pain.. Chase gets up and grabs the wooden bat… He then kicks Allen on his head as he was getting up.. Allen stumbles backwards and Chase swings the bat, but misses as Allen ducks and kicks Chase on the mid section.. Chase drops the bat and doubles over.. Allen quickly grabs Chase, hooking him between his legs.. Allen lifts him for a power-bomb, but doesn’t notice Chase grab the bat as Allen flipped him over.. Allen is about to drop Chase, but Chase swings the wooden bat, breaking it over Allen’s head!! Allen drops like a sack of bricks and Chase on top of him! The ref signals to the time keeper and now the series is tied at one.. ]-^-

[G. Miller] Way to bounce back there for Chase… He needed to tie the series up, if he went down 2, it all might as well have been over..

[Paco] Yeah, and now Chase has the momentum as he broke the bat over Allen’s head! That’s worst than the two body shots he received!

[Brandy] It sure is, Allen could very well have a concussion right now!

-^-[Chase grabs the aluminum bat as Allen lays in the middle of the ring.. he then grabs Allen by his head and taunts him saying: “This is how it should be done!” He then goes to the corner and climbs it.. He signals to the crowd and then jumps off, and delivers a guillotine leg drop, putting the bat under his leg, probably crushing Allen’s sternum!! The ref signals and now Chase is up 2 to 1… Allen rolls around on the mat, holding his chest in pain.. You also see that he has been busted open from the pervious bat shot.. Allen rolls to the outside of the ring, hitting the floor hard.. Chase smiles and then goes after Allen.. He looks under the ring and takes out a table.. He then sets it up before walking over to Allen, picking him up and throwing him over it… Chase hops back on the apron and then walks all the way to the corner.. He then runs towards Allen, jumping off, and going for a Senton bomb! He misses though as Allen rolls out of the way, putting himself through the table!!]-^-

[G. Miller] and one too many high risk moves do Chase in!!

[Paco] Yeah, he should have stuck to just using the bats.. but nooooooo the gut is a show off…

[Brandy] Yeah, bad move on the part of Chase who has giving Allen a chance to bounce back…

-^-[Mike Allen uses the apron to pull himself up, and slides inside the ring.. He reaches for the aluminum bat and then slides back out of the ring.. Chase is slowly but surely getting up, holding on to his back.. Allen waits for him to get up and when he does he nails chase with the bottom of the bat right on his forehead, causing Chase to stumble backwards… Allen then acts as if the bat is a golf club, and then swings it as so, nailing Chase with a low blow!!! Chase doubles over in pain, and almost falls to his knees but he is stop by Allen who applies a gut wrench and then lifts him up and delivers a gut-wrench power-bomb! “OH!!” is heard from the crowd who has been on their feet every since the match started… Allen looks around at them, and gives them an evil grin.. Allen then slides inside the ring and goes to the corner where the stainless steel bat is.. He pulls it down but then goes towards where the other bat is.. he pulls it down as well and then throws it down on the mat.. He then slides to the outside, going after Chase…]-^-

[G. Miller] and Mike Allen ties it up at two, and what a way to tie it up, Chase is going to be singing in soprano for the next few weeks…

[Paco] Yeah, when Allen nailed him on the nuts I could have sworn I saw Chase spit out his bawls…

[Brandy] You guys are gross.. How about talking about something that actually means something? Like the fact that Mike Allen has that sadistic smile on his face again, which can only mean huge, huge trouble for Chase!

-^-[Mike Allen brings him to his feet and then slides him inside of it… Allen goes in himself and then grabs the stainless steel bat.. He takes it to the corner and then pulls out some rope from who knows where and then ties the bat to the upper and middle turnbuckle, so that it is aligned with the steel post.. Mike Allen then walks over to Chase and brings him to his feet… He then takes him to the opposite corner before whipping him towards the one with the steel bat! Chase reverses it though, pulling Allen in and giving him a kick to the gut, then hooking him and dropping him with a DDT!!! Chase then gets up and walks over to where Allen tied the bat.. He unties it and then brings it over.. he picks up Allen and then whips him towards the ropes.. Allen bounces off and Chase swings the bat, missing though as Allen ducks and then nails Chase with a drop kick! Both men drop to the mat.. both quickly get up, each grabbing a bat.. Allen has the steel bat and Chase has the barbwire bat.. Both men turn towards each other, both swinging and both nailing each other with the bats, knocking each other down and out!!! The crowd gives a loud “OH!!!” after the disturbing sound… ]-^-

[G. Miller] Strike 3 and they’re tied and out!! What a shot on the part of both men!!!

[Paco] Good grief that was nasty, but I think Chase got the worst of it all!

[Brandy] I don’t know who got the worst, but I do know this, both men are busted open, from the side of the head too, that can’t be good!

-^-[The ref sees both men down, and wonders what to do as he can’t administer the 10 count.. He goes to the corner and just waits as the crowd begins to clap, getting behind both men… Allen starts to move around a bit, while Chase is still down.. Allen crawls over to the ropes and uses them to pull himself up.. He then stumbles to the corner and looks at Chase then around to the crowd, as if he was trying to figure out where he was.. Chase starts to move and Allen sits up on the top turnbuckle.. Chase uses the ropes to get up and then stumbles around, eventually stumbling towards the middle of the ring.. Allen jumps off, going for a double axe handle smash, but Chase catches him and delivers a belly to belly suplex! Chase grabs the steel bat, the last bat he has to use and then takes a pose, waiting for Allen to get up.. Allen stumbles to his feet and Chase swings, but again misses as Allen ducks! Chase looses his balance, dropping the bat… Allen quickly grabs him, lifting him onto his shoulders wit Chase facing up, Allen then spins him around, dropping him with a reverse DVD, right unto the barbwire bat!!! The ref doesn’t see the bat, but after Mike Allen flips over Chase, and sees the bat stuck to Chase’s chest, he calls for the bell!! It rings and the crowd gives a mix reaction…]-^-

[J. Styles] Here is your winner via “The Long Way Down…” MIKE ALLEN!!!!!

-^-[The ref raises Mike Allen’s arm in victory as then the ref right away calls for some EMTs…]-^-

[G. Miller] and Mike Allen gets his revenge, I guess…

[Paco] Yeah, revenge was sweet for Mike Allen.. bloody sweet.

[Brandy] Yeah, he won, but took a beating on the process… Great match though, and I think that by far, this has been the best match of the night.

[G. Miller] I agree, but I’m sure the following matches will be just as good if not better, they’re all title matches, so they gotta be better!

[Paco] Yeah, plus two of them got crazy stips, which means Hardcore to the fullest and X-Treme to the max!!

[Brandy] Geez, you’re drooling already…

[G. Miller] Down boy, down! Let’s go to Joey for the introductions…

-^-[Joey gets inside the ring and then waits for the crowd to settle down before he speaks…]-^-


"Self Destruct" Match
Stips: Before someone can attempt a pin, they must make their opponent bleed. After the
pin is made, wrestler has 10 seconds to get up, if he doesn't, he is eliminated. Hardcore rules.

Theo Mason(C)
VS

Angel
VS

Brad Marley

[J. Styles] Ladies and gentlemen the following is a "Self Destruct" 3 way dance match for the North American Championship!! The stips for this match are as follows: before someone can attempt a pin, they must make their opponent bleed. After the pin is made, wrestler has 10 seconds to get up, if he doesn't, he is eliminated and hardcore rules are in effect!

-^-[The crowd cheers loudly. Then the lights in the arena cut out as a voice over the loud speaker booms over the crowd. ]-^-

“Are you prepared to Fall From Grace?”

-^-[A stream of blue and silver pyro erupts from under the Insane-a-Tron as “Not Falling” by Mudvayne follows the voice and Angel rises up from beneath the stage into the massive shower of sparks. As the pyro ends Angel makes his way to the ring. ]-^-

[J. Styles] Introducing the first challenger, from Seattle, Washington… He weights in at two hundred and one pounds and stands at six feet one inches tall…. Ladies and Gentlemen here is…. Angel!!!!!

-^-[He gets inside the ring, then all the lights go out. A couple seconds later, the crowd hushes, and the words appear on the overhead television as they are being said "Wanna get high?" The crowd erupts as "Sensi" by THE Long Beach Dub All Stars hits, and the multi colored lights start to strobe as Brad Marley walks out from the back following a big gush of smoke the continues to spew from the back as he walks down to the ring wearing very baggy jeans that hang below his waist exposing his boxers beneath. ]-^-

[J. Styles] and the second challenger, from Long Beach, California…. He weights in at two hundred pounds and stands at six feet one inches tall… Ladies and gentlemen here is… Brad Marley!!!!!

-^-[ Brad walks to the front of the ring and jumps up on the apron. He grasps the top rope with his hands, jumps landing on the middle rope, and springs over the top in a handspring fashion, letting go when he's upside down, and landing in the ring. Then "Man Or Mouse" by Millencolin begins to play out across the PA system, and the fans cheer as Theo Mason appears at the top of the ramp, followed by brother Erick. Theo poses, hands on hips, with a confident grin planted firmly across his face, before strutting down to the ring, like he owns the place.]-^-

[J. Styles] and their opponent… From Fayetteville, North Carolina… He weights in at one hundred and seventy four pounds and stands at five feet four inches tall… Ladies and gentlemen here is the North American Champion!!! Theo Mason!!!!!

-^-[He gets inside the ring and shows off his title before handing it over to the ref… All 3 New Legends members come to the ring, shake hands and then go to their corners and await the bell…]-^-

[G. Miller] Well this match should be all about sportsmanship, but don’t worry Paco, it has a hardcore twist to it…

[Paco] It better damn it, I don’t want to ever heard that word again here tonight!!

[Brandy] Well you will, once the main event rolls around…

-^-[The bell rings and Angel starts the match up against Brad Marley.. They lock up and Marley quickly puts on a headlock on Angel, who easily gets out of it by reversing it into a hammer lock.. Marley reverses that hold and then applies a head lock again… Angel tries to get out of it, and does, this time, pushing Marley towards the ropes.. Marley bounces off and Angel goes for a drop kick, Marley slaps it off though, causing Angel to land flat on his face! Marley quickly brings Angel to his feet, hooks him for a suplex and delivers a front face suplex! Marley then goes to the outside, looks under the ring and takes out a metal trash can… He brings it inside the ring as he gets in and then waits for Angel to get up.. Angel does and Marley nails him with the trash can, dropping him back down.. Theo Mason applauds and Marley throws the trash can at him, Theo catches it but Marley then delivers a drop kick, ramming the trash can against Theo’s face, sending him crashing down to the floor!]-^-

[G. Miller] Well, so much for sportsmanship between teammates..

[Paco] Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about… f’k each other up, shake hands later…

[Brandy] I think they will do just that…

-^-[Marley goes back to Angel and brings him to his feet he then gives him a kick to the gut before hooking him between his legs… Marley tries to deliver something, but Angel blocks it, pulling Marley’s legs from under him and then catapulting Marley towards the corner, where Marley crashes face first on the top turnbuckle! Angel walks over and grabs Marley’s head, he then begins to smash it against the turnbuckle as the crowd counts along… a big “TEN!!” ends the face smashing by Angel who turns Marley around and sets him on the top turnbuckle.. He then goes to the outside and grabs a chair from the announcing table.. He brings it in, folding it up and laying it in front of the corner where Marley is.. Angel then climbs the turnbuckle, all the way up.. He then jumps onto Marley’s shoulders, and delivers a super-Hurricanrana, smashing Marley’s skull against the steel chair!! Angel flips Marley over and we see that he’s been busted open!]-^-

[G. Miller] and Angel draws first blood! All he has to do now is pin Marley, get the 3 count, then hope he doesn’t get up after the 10 count!

[Paco] Piece of cake!

[Brandy] Sounds that easy doesn’t it?

-^-[Angel makes the pin on Marley and the ref counts.. one! Two! Kick out by Marley… Angel jumps to his feet and then brings Marley to his… He then whips him towards the corner where Mason is.. Marley hits hard and Mason make the blind tag… Angel charges at Marley, going for a splash but Mason jumps over the corner and nails Angel with a round house kick right to the side of the head! Angel goes down and Mason taunts Angel before going to the outside, looking under the ring and pulling out a ladder! The crowd cheers as Mason slides the ladder in and then goes in himself.. He grabs Angel who was starting to get up and then hooks him for a suplex, he gets him up, and delivers the suplex onto the ladder! Angel rolls around, holding his back in pain.. Mason now goes to the corner and climbs it.. as he reaches the top though, Marley tags himself in, by pushing Mason off of the corner, onto the outside! Mason crashes hard against the guard rail and appears out for the moment.. Marley jumps on the top turnbuckle.. and as Angel is getting up, Marley jumps off, and delivers a top rope fame-ass-er, ramming Angel’s face against the ladder!! ]-^-

[G. Miller] Ok ready Paco? OH MY! OH MY! THAT’S GOING TO LEAVE A MARK!!!

[Paco] GOOD GAWD YEAH! A BLOODY MARK!!!

[Brandy] You guys are dorks…

-^-[Marley stumbles to his feet, limping a bit as Angel is still facing down, against the ladder.. Marley turns him around and sees that Angel has been busted open too! Marley makes the pin on Angel and the ref counts.. One! Two! Three! The crowd cheers as now the ref gives Angel the ten count.. Mason on the outside starts to come around and gets up.. He sees Marley looking on as the ref counts Angel down.. Mason climbs to the top and then jumps off, catching Marley on the way down, delivering a bulldog, smashing Marley’s face against the ladder!!! Meanwhile, the ref reaches 5 on the count, and Angel comes around and gets up!! Angel sees Marley out and Mason slowly getting up, holding his elbow, apparently having hurt it after the move.. He turns around, and gets nailed by Angel with a super-kick! Mason stumbles backwards, and falls to the outside through the ropes.. Angel then sees Marley getting up from the bulldog he just received.. Angel quickly hooks him and drops him with his trademark twist-of-fate, right onto the ladder!! Angel flips Marley over and makes the pin! One! Two! Three!!! Angel rolls off Marley and watches as the ref gives Marley the ten count.. The crowd counts along… the ref reaches five… six… seven… eight… Marley starts to come around… nine… but doesn’t get up! Ten!! Bell rings!]-^-

[G. Miller] and Brad Marley has been eliminated!!!

[Paco] Hell yeah he has, man, his face took a beating!!

[Brandy] He sure did, he probably could have had Angel eliminated, but thanks to Mason, he didn’t.

-^-[The ref rolls Marley out of the ring as another ref comes from the back and helps him to, uh, the back… Angel turns around, and begins to look for Mason.. He sees him down on one knee next to the steel steps, catching a breather.. Angel gets out of the ring and goes after him, he goes for a right hand but Mason stands up, surprising Angel and blocking his punch, then nailing him with one of his own! Mason nails him again and again, backing Angel all the way down to the guard rail.. He then takes a few steps back before clotheslining Angel over the guard rail and onto the fans! Marley goes over the railing and then begins to pummel Angel with right hands.. He then hooks him for a suplex and suplexes him on the cold hard concrete! Mason gets up and looks at the fans who are cheering him on.. He then picks up Angel and then goes to toss him over the guard rail, Angel blocks it though putting his hands up, then elbowing Mason on the mid section, grabbing his head and smashing it against the steel guard rail! ]-^-

[G. Miller] and the fans just love this up close action from it’s ICWF’s superstars!!

[Paco] Hell yeah they do, and that’s why they love hardcore matches as much as I do.. cuz they don’t have to be inside the ring all the time.. These guys can fight anywhere!

[Brandy] Yeah I have to admit, that is pretty exciting..

-^-[Angel grabs Mason’s head and smashes it against the guard rail again before scooping him up for a back-breaker.. Instead of dropping him on his knee though, he drops him on the guardrail, making the move that must devastating! Mason falls to the ring area and Angel jumps over the guard rail.. He then walks over to the steel steps and then climbs them.. He reach the top one, and then jumps off, catching Mason as he was standing up with a double axe handle smash! Angel brings Mason up, and then throws him inside the ring.. He then grabs a chair and goes inside the ring with it… Angel folds it open and then places it in the middle of the ring.. he then grabs the ladder that was used earlier and stands it up against one of the corners.. Angel now picks up Mason and whips him towards the ropes.. Mason bounces off and Angel delivers a drop toe hold, causing Mason to slam his face against the steel chair!!! Angel quickly moves in, hoping Mason has been busted open but to no avail.. Angel then brings him to his feet and then whips him towards the ladder! Mason hits hard with his back and then falls down to his knees.. Angel grabs the chair, folds it shot and then swings the hell out of it, catching Mason right on the forehead!! Mason drops like a sack of bricks and blood right away starts to flow from his cut forehead!]-^-

[G. Miller] and Angel has busted open the champ! Angel has the momentum now! We could be looking at a new champion right now!

[Paco] Maybe tonight will be the night when Angel finally wins some gold!!

[Brandy] and if that happens, it will be Theo Mason’s first loss in the ICWF!!! Angel would be getting a double prize!

-^-[Angel lays the chair down and then drags Mason to his feet, he then hooks him for a DDT, and delivers it onto the chair!! Angel flips him over and makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Mason! Angel curses and looks at the ref in disbelief! Angel gets up and brings Mason to his feet.. He then takes him to the corner and sets him on the top turnbuckle.. He then climbs to the second turnbuckle, pulls Mason up, no, Mason nails him with a few right hands and then pushes him off, causing Angel to land hard on his back.. A very groggy Mason stands up on the top turnbuckle and then, as Angel gets up, he jumps off, going for something, whatever it is we don’t get to see is as Angel catches Mason and with one swift move throws him on his shoulders.. Then, with Mason on his shoulders Angel climbs the corner, reaching the second turnbuckle before jumping off and delivering Fall From Grace!!! Angel makes the pin and the ref counts! One! Two! Three! ]-^-

[G. Miller] and Angel has done it! He’s won the North American Title!!

[Paco] No you moron, he still has to wait for the 10 count!!

[Brandy] Well if you ask me, I think you can count to 20 and Mason will not move!

-^-[The ref gets up now, and Angel begins celebrating.. The ref starts the ten count and the crowd counts along while others boo… The ref reaches five… six… seven.. Mason starts to come around! Eight.. Angel shakes his head as Mason uses the ropes to try to pull himself up.. nine! Mason is up! He leans against the ropes, blood flowing from his forehead down to his face.. Angel upset, charges at him but Mason back body drops him over the top, onto the floor outside! Angel lands hard on his back and Mason goes to the outer part of the ring.. He waits for Angel to get up.. He does eventually and Mason jumps off, and delivers a block-buster, smashing the back of Angel’s head against the steel ramp! Mason quickly makes the pin and the ref counts.. one! Two! Three!! Mason rolls off Angel and then doesn’t even get up as the ref begins the ten count on Angel… One! Two! Three! Angel doesn’t move Four! but neither does Mason who appears to be out himself! Five! Six! Seven! Angel starts to come around.. Eight! so does Mason who rolls over on his stomach.. Nine! Angel tries to get up but can’t.. Ten! The bell rings.]-^-

[J. Styles] Here is your winner via “The Exclamation Point!”…. And STILL!!!! The North American Champion!!! THEO MASON!!!!!

-^-[The ref hands Mason, who is still down on his knees, his title.. Mason throws it over his shoulder and then wipes some of the blood off of his face as the ref raises his arm in victory…]-^-

[G. Miller] A very well deserved win on the part of Theo Mason who gave this match his all to remain undefeated and to keep his North American Title…

[Paco] Yeah, Mason made a believer out of me.. He’s a bad motha…

[Brandy] Shut you mouth!!

[Paco] Shut yours bioach!!!

[Brandy] Oh no you didn’t!!!

[G. Miller] Guys, guys please!

-^-[Theo Mason tries to help Angel out but Angel pushes him off and tells him he’s fine.. Brad Marley comes out from the back and tries to help him up too but again Angel pushes him off.. Marley and Mason shrug and start to leave to the back… Angel starts to get up under his own power and walks down to the ring, sliding inside of it.. Suddenly the lights in the arena begin to flicker a bit before shutting off completely. When the lights kick back on you see Brad Marley and Theo Mason both laid out motionless at the top of the ramp.. Angel has gotten up, and is the only one left standing… As he leans against the ropes, he doesn’t realize that the 6’6, 280lb ICWF legend Kylo is standing behind him with a chair in hand!!!! ]-^-

[G. Miller] OH MY GOD!!! It’s KYLO!!

[Paco] He’s back!!!

[Brandy] and Angel doesn’t even realize it!!

-^-[ Angel, soon realizes that someone is behind him and takes a deep gulp before turning around, only to be met with a vicious chair shot to the head!! Kylo drops the chair and reaches into his pants pocket, pulling out a New Legends shirt. Kylo brings it up to his nose, and blows into it before throwing the shirt down on Angel’s face! Kylo then throws his arm in the air, and the fans boo him loudly. He doesn’t even seem to care as he exits the ring, heading up the ramp and mouthing off to the fans along the way. ]-^-

[G. Miller] Oh my God, what just happened!?!

[Paco] The New Legends were laid out by an Old Legend that’s what!!!

[Brandy] Kylo’s back, but he’s leaving already without saying a word!!!

[G. Miller] What’s the meaning of the attack though besides the obvious? Is Kylo back for good? Or is this a one night stand where he was out here just to send a message?

[Paco] Ah, so many questions, so little time!!

[Brandy] Well maybe one of our reporters in the back will be able to get a word with Kylo…

[G. Miller] I hope so, we must know what’s up with Kylo…Well folks, up next is the much anticipated…

[Paco] Miller look!

[G. Miller] What?

[Paco] The red light is blinking! To the Angle-mobile!!

[Brandy] You guys are still dorks…

-^-[The camera cuts to the back where se see Titan 3 leaving the arena… He is about to exit through the door when he is stopped by the Titans.. Titan 3 drops his bag and gets ready to fight… Titan 4 and 5 laugh…]-^-

[Titan 4] Woah, easy there old timer… We don’t want to fight you… right now… but it’s time we settle this thing once and for all… not here tonight though, but at Friday Night Inferno..

[Titan 3] Whenever, wherever… I’m there.. f’n rookies…

[Titan 5] Well When is next Friday, and where it’s Inferno… You vs. Titan 4… and if you, by some f’n miracle of life happen to win.. then it’ll be you against me the next Friday…

[Titan 3] Piece of cake… I made you, and I will destroy you!

[Titan 4] There is no way.. This time, the creator will be destroyed by it’s creation.. I’m not losing to your old ass next week.. Believe that old man..

-^-[Titan 4 and 5 walk away as Titan 3 is left there, burning a hole through them with his eyes. The scene fades to black and then it comes back on with Miller, Paco and Brandy in front of us.]-^-

[G. Miller] Well it looks as the war within the Titans rages on…

[Paco] Yeah, but Titan 3 better call his son Titan 6 as back up.. Titan 3 can’t beat Titan 4 and 5 by himself.. Hell, he might as well call his nephews Titan 7 and 8, and the youngest one, Titan 9 and a half…

[Brandy] Please tell me you’re joking…

[G. Miller] Just ignore him Brandy.. Well folks, it’s time for the next match… and like I was going to say earlier.. This is one of the most anticipated matches of the year… Trent Steel takes on PIC for the IC title… But guys, this isn’t about the IC title.. This match is personal…

[Paco] F’k yeah it is.. These two hate each other with a f’n passion… They not only want to beat each other, defeat each other, hurt each other, but, put each other out for good…

[Brandy] Yeah, neither man will be happy until the other one ends up in the hospital or worst, at the morgue.

[G. Miller] Well let’s hope it doesn’t go that far, but with this kind of match… We just don’t know… it’s just like the name says.. “One Shall Stand, One Shall Fall..” How far one falls, will be up to these two…

[Paco] Oh man, you make it sound so damn good.. I can’t wait.. Joey! Get your lazy ass in the ring!!

[Brandy] Is that two tequila bottles you are opening right now?

[Paco] Yeah, I don’t want to drink too much during this match, cuz I might miss some good spots… So two bottles will do just fine…

[Brandy] unbelievable.


"One Shall Stand, One Shall Fall" Match
Stips: Steel Cage, No Holds Barred, Barb-wired Roped,
Last Man Standing, no pin falls or escaping the cage
to win, no submissions... Whoever can't get up
from the ten second count loses.

PIC(C)
VS

Trent Steel

-^-[The camera switches over to the ring… You see that the steel cage has been set in place and that the ropes have been wrapped in barbwire. Joey stands at the side of the ring…]-^-

[J. Styles] Ladies and Gentlemen the following is a "One Shall Stand, One Shall Fall" Match for the Intercontinental Championship!!! The stipulations for this match are as follows.. There are no pin falls, no submissions… There is no escaping the cage… The only way you can win is via Knock Out… That is, keeping your opponent down for the 10 count… Now, for the participants!

-^-[“Hair of the Dogs” By Guns and Roses begins to play and flames erupt from the entrance way...We see a man emerge from the flames unscarred and unburned...Trent Steel makes his way to the ring...]-^-

[J. Styles] Introducing first, the challenger… From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania… He weights in at two hundred and twenty pounds and stands at six feet four inches tall… Ladies and gentlemen… Here is.. “The Son of a Bitch” Trent Steel!!!!!

-^-[ Trent Steel stops in front of the ring and stares at the steel cage for a second before smiling and then going inside the cage.. The lights dim as the arena goes silent. Then, "Fanfare for the Common Man" begins to play over the loudspeakers as the crowd begins with an onslaught of disdain. A moment passes, then, William Peterson comes from behind the curtain. He stands for a moment, then points toward the curtain, where PIC emerges. The crowd continues in their onslaught of boos as PIC strides to the ring with a sly grin on his face.]-^-

[J. Styles] and his opponent… From Kannapolis, North Carolina… He weights in at two hundred and thirty two pounds and stands at six feet four inches tall… Ladies and Gentlemen… Here is the Intercontinental Champion… PIC!!!!!

-^-[PIC stops in front of the entrance of the cage and gives his title to MoMo.. He then gets inside the cage, the ref right away locks it and calls for the bell… PIC and Steel come face to face and the trash talking begins. ]-^-

[G. Miller] Well here we go, this one is going to be a bloody one guys..

[Paco] Yes, yes, let the blood bath begin!!!

[Brandy] I don’t think I will have the stomach for this match.

-^-[The bell rings and both men stop talking and start punching each other! The crowd, even though they don’t like either one, seem to be into it, cheering both men on… PIC gets the upper hand early, backing Steel to the corner, there he begins to nail him with a few knife edge chops but Steel reverses it, and he begins to nail PIC with a bunch of knife edge chops! PIC reverses it again and this time he nails PIC with a knee lift. Steel doubles over and PIC nails him with a few forearm shots to the back before taking him to the middle of the barbwire ropes and whips him to the opposite side, Steel reverses it, pulling PIC in and nailing him with a hard right hand, another, another, one more! PIC is rocking, Steel gives him a swift kick to the stomach, doubling him over and then another one to the chest, knocking PIC down to the mat! Steel gets on top of PIC, grabs him by his head and begins to pound him with right hands! PIC reverses it, and now he’s on top of Steel, nailing him with vicious punches!]-^-

[G. Miller] and this is an all out brawl to start the match Paco!

[Paco] Yeah, these two seem to have forgotten how to wrestle for now…

[Brandy] On purpose mind you…

-^-[PIC gets off Steel and brings him to his fee, pulling him by his hair… He then tries to whip him to the ropes again, but again Steel reverses it, pulling PIC in but this time going for a clothesline! PIC ducks it though, pulls back on Steel’s head and drops him with a neck-breaker! PIC gets up and this time begins a stomp-a-thon on Trent Steel! PIC brings him to his feet, lifts him for a body slam and delivers it.. PIC then stands by Trent Steel’s head and then delivers a leg drop! PIC gets up and brings Steel to his feet, he then whips him towards the corner.. Steel hits hard and PIC charges at him and connects with a big time splash! PIC now lifts Steel and sets him on the top turnbuckle… He then climbs to the second turnbuckle and hooks PIC for a super-plex, no, Steel nails him with a series of right hands and then pushes him off, causing PIC to land hard on his back! Steel regains his balance and then jumps off, and connects with a guillotine leg drop! ]-^-

[G. Miller] Well the match has started to heat up as both wrestlers are now putting a little more wrestling into the match..

[Paco] Well punches and kicks will only get you so far, specially if they want to keep the other down for the ten count.

[Brandy] Well, punches and kicks could work if this was a kick boxing match…

-^-[Trent Steel gets up and he brings PIC to his feet… He then whips him towards the barb-wire ropes.. PIC reverses it though, much like Steel did before, pulling Steel in, wrapping his arms around him and dropping him with a belly to belly suplex! PIC gets on top of Steel, and if he was possessed, he begins to pummel PIC with rights and lefts! PIC then gets off of Steel, brings him to his feet and nails him with a kick to the gut… he then hooks him between his legs and lifts him for a power-bomb but instead of dropping him down, he drops backwards, hanging Steel out to dry on the barb-wire ropes!! Steel drops to the mat holding his chest in pain… right away you see the bloody marks on his chest… PIC grabs him, bringing him to his feet and whipping him to the ropes, Steel bounces off, and you see the pain in his face as the barbwire rips through his skin.. PIC catches him and drops him with a power-slam! PIC gets up, goes to the corner, climbs to the second turnbuckle and then jumps off, nailing Steel with a knee right to the chest!-^-

[G. Miller] and the barbwire is already playing a major part on this match…

[Paco] Hell yeah, they tried to avoid it as much as possible but it was only a matter of time before it cut someone up…

[Brandy] Yeah, and you have to wonder how long it will be before the steel cage starts to take part in this match…

-^-[PIC brings Steel to his feet and whips him again to the ropes.. Steel hits hard, but this time, he stays leaning against the ropes, hurting big time.. PIC charges at him, but Steel steps up and then back body drops PIC, slamming him against the steel cage, and to make matters worst, PIC lands hard on his neck! Steel drops to his knees, and catches a breather, you see his back very badly thorn up from the barbwire… PIC starts to come around, but can barely get up.. Steel does though and he walks over to PIC and pulls him under the bottom rope.. He then brings him to his feet, lifts him onto his shoulders, spins around and body slams him to the mat! Steel brings him back up and then whips him hard to the corner! Steel walks over, and whips him to the other corner where he hits hard again! PIC drops to one knee and appears winded… Steel walks over to him, and hooks both arms.. He then lifts him and delivers a double under-hook suplex! ]-^-

[G. Miller] Very even match up so far, I think Steel has gotten the worst so far though…

[Paco] Then it’s not pretty even is it dumb ass? I think Steel did even it up though, by almost dropping PIC on his head.

[Brandy] Yeah, that was a nasty drop PIC took.

-^-[Steel brings him back up and then whips him to the barbwire ropes… PIC hits hard, and feels what Steel felt minutes ago! PIC drops to his knees and is in big time pain… Steel charges at him and then nails him with a shinning wizard style kick! PIC drops and appears out.. Steel goes to the corner, and sits on the top turnbuckle.. He then tells the ref to count.. He does, and the crowd counts along.. as he reaches five and then six, PIC starts to come around.. and eventually stumbles to his feet.. Steel stands up on the turnbuckle, and as PIC turns towards him, Steel jumps off, nailing him with a missile drop kick! Steel stands up and taunts the crowd who boo him.. He then tells them it’s over and points to the very top of the cage!! Steel then goes to the corner, climbs it, and then begins to climb the cage! The crowd stands up as they feel a big spot coming on.. Steel is almost at the top when PIC comes around, and gets up.. He sees Steel climbing the cage and begins to climb it himself!]-^-

[G. Miller] Oh my! These two are about to pull something crazy, well Steel was, but now PIC is going after him!!

[Paco] oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!!

[Brandy] Paco calm down, if I didn’t know any better I would say you were having an org--- eeeeew!!!

-^-[Steel reaches the top of the cages, and then sits at the very top, and sees PIC coming up.. As he gets closer, Steel tries to kick him back down but to no avail.. He tries to kick him one more time but PIC manages to grab his boot and starts to pull him down! Steel tries to hang on but can and has to come down from the top of the cage, and be side by side PIC.. PIC right away nails him with a left hand, Steel returns the punch with a right… PIC then rakes the eyes of Steel blinding him momentarily, giving him enough time to get right next to steel, hook him for what appears to be a Russian leg sweep, it is and he delivers it all the way down to the ring below!!! “OOOH!!” is heard from the crowd after watching the vicious drop both men took! The replay shows both men hitting hard with the back of their heads, and flipping over.. Both are down now and the ref begins the 10 count from the outside… The crowd begins to clap, trying to get both men to get up…]-^-

[G. Miller] The crowd hates these two, but they are showing their appreciation for the hell of a match they are giving us!

[Paco] Ooooh yeah… anybody got a cigarette?

[Brandy] Get away from me…

-^-[The ref reaches five on the count and both men start to come around… PIC is the first to get up, and right away he heads for the corner, and back up the cage! Steel gets up and sees PIC climbing back up, Steel smiles and then goes to the opposite side and begins to climb the cage as well! The crowd is still on their feet, watching on… Both men reach the top, lock eyes with each other and then stands up at the top of the cage and begin walking, carefully towards each other! As they get closer, PIC nails Steel with a right hand, Steel returns it, PIC returns that one and Steel returns that one as well! Both men rock back and forth, and look like they are about to fall off… somehow.. they manage to retain their balance.. PIC goes for another right hand but Steel blocks it, and then goes for a kick to the mid section! PIC blocks it though, catching Steels foot! Steel hops around and PIC begins to taunt him, but he pays the prize as Steel delivers an enziguri kick, sending PIC crashing all the way back down to the ring!!!! PIC manages to hang on to the edge of the cage and doesn’t fall down! The crowd is once again going nuts!!]-^-

[G. Miller] and Steel with his trademark move on PIC, and that one paid off big time!!

[Paco] Hell yeah it did! He nailed him so hard that PIC flipped over in mid air and landed so hard on the ring that I thought he was going to make a hole in it!

[Brandy] Nah, that whole “hole in the ring” thing is played out… but wow, back to back drops by PIC.. He probably has a concussion right now!

-^-[Steel pulls himself back up the top of the cage and then looks down and smiles… PIC is not moving a muscle and the ref begins the ten count.. As he reaches five, Steel waves him off then stands up on the top of the cage and signals to the crowd!! They cheer and boo at the same time but all get up and watch in anticipation… Steel turns his back to the ring and without thinking twice about it, he jumps backwards, going for a moon-sault!! He hits!! Nothing but mat as PIC moves out of the way!!! “OH!!!” is heard again from the crowd as they definitely thought he was going to hit it! Steel is rolling around the ring, holding his mid section in pain as PIC crawls over to the corner and uses them to pull himself up… He then climbs to the top turnbuckle.. and as Steel lays right in front of him, he jumps off, and nails him with a shooting star press, his trademark!! PIC rolls off of Steel and tells the ref to count.. The ref starts the count, and the crowd counts along..]-^-

[G. Miller] It could be all over now, Steel is not moving at all.. he might have broken ribs!!

[Paco] He may have more than that… Both of these men have held nothing back, and put their bodies out there without a care..

[Brandy] They sure have, PIC could have a fractured cranium for all we know, and Steel, his whole ribcage could be shattered!

-^-[The ref reaches seven on the count, and surprisingly, Steel starts to come around.. PIC shakes his head and as Steel gets to his knees, PIC walks over and then lifts him and hooks him for a DDT, he delivers it!! PIC goes back to the corner, and back to the top… He signals to the crowd that is over.. He goes for his finisher, the 450 splash but misses as Steel rolls out of the way! PIC is now the one holding his ribs in pain as Steel stumbles to his feet and appears pissed off.. He picks up PIC, grabbing him by his hair, then grabs him by his head and tights and then throws him against the steel cage! PIC hits hard and falls back down inside the ring.. Steel picks him back up and now throws him against the other side of the cage! Steel picks him up again and throws him against another side of the cage!! PIC looks out but Steel still brings him up then grabs him by his head and then puts his face against the barbwire ropes and then begins to rub his face on it, back and forth!! Steel then drops him down to the mat and you see PIC’s bloody face, as blood is flowing from his thorn forehead! Steel appears to have lost it.. He picks up PIC and then sets him on the top turnbuckle.. He then climbs it himself and hooks PIC for a super-plex!! Steel tries to deliver it but PIC fights him off, nailing him with shots to the body.. Steel fights him back too though, nailing him with a series of forearms to the back! PIC backs down and Steel this time climbs to the very top turnbuckle, then jumps onto PIC’s shoulders, and goes for a Hurricanrana instead, but PIC hangs on to the ropes, and Steel falls down by himself, landing hard flat on his face! PIC right away gets up on the corner, and then starts to climb the cage again!! Steel flips over on his back, but he isn’t getting up.. PIC reaches the top of the cage, and stands up on it.. He signals to the crowd and they cheer him on… He then jumps off, going for his 450 splash finisher again!! Steel tries to move, but can’t as something appears to be holding him down and PIC connects!!! The crowd goes wild and a chant of “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” gets started right away!! PIC rolls off of Steel, holding his ribs again.. The ref begins the 10 count on Steel… the crowd counts along as PIC leans against the corner and looks on.. the ref reaches five… six… Steel starts to come around! Seven… eight… but still isn’t getting up.. nine.. he can’t! ten!! Bell rings!! ]-^-

[J. Styles] Here is your winner……… and STILL the Intercontinental Champion!! PIC!!!!!

-^-[The cage starts to get lifted as the ref gets inside the ring and hands PIC his title.. He raises it high in the air, and out of pure appreciation.. some of the crowd cheers…Meanwhile we see that what was holding Steel down were a set of hands, that came from under the ring.. but no one, only the camera, catches it.. ]-^-

[G. Miller] Hell of a way to end a match up huh guys?

[Paco] Hell yeah, that was great!!!

[Brandy] Sure was, I didn’t think I was going to be able to make it through the whole thing but I did.. I tell you one thing though, I would hate to be either one of these two tomorrow.. they are going to be in a world of pain!

[G. Miller] I think they are in a world of pain now!

[Paco] F’k yeah they are, specially Steel.. hey, who’s that?

[Brandy] I think it’s The Frost!!

-^-[From under the ring come out a figure, and as Brandy called it, it is The Frost, except he looks a little different.. He slides inside the ring, and as PIC is in the corner, celebrating, Frost nails him with a forearm shot, nearly dropping PIC all the way to the ground.. Frost then gets in between PIC’s legs, lifting him and power-bombing him down to the mat!! Frost then ask for a mic.. He gets one and then, with the crowd booing loudly, he speaks… ]-^-

[Frost] Hey PIC… now that you are done playing games with this foo’ why don’t you step up to a real challenge, and face “The Cold Blooded Killer!”

-^-[He drops the mic and leaves to the back, ignoring the boos from the fans… ]-^-

[G. Miller] The Cold Blooded Killer?

[Paco] So that’s why The Frost left the ICWF, he was wanted for murder!!!

[Brandy] You’re a moron..

[G. Miller] Well he’s back, and has his eyes set on the IC Champion!

[Paco] well, it’s easy to attack a man when he is down.. or after a brutal match.. Let’s see what he has though, once PIC is back to 100%…

[G. Miller] Hey look, apparently, our VP has something to say!

[Paco] What?

[Brandy] Paco, if you’d stop staring at my chest, you’d see who’s coming down to the ramp, silly.

[G. Miller] Paco! At least pretend to be professional!

[Paco] Miller, I was just… making sure… that Brandy’s… chest glitter was evenly distributed.

[Brandy] I’m not wearing glitter, Paco!

[Paco] Well, something is sparkling, Brandy!

-^-[Indeed, coming out from the entryway comes the VP of the ICWF, microphone in hand. Neither cheers nor boos come from the crowd, as he waves graciously to the fans. He climbs the ring steps, and hops through the ropes. He calls for a chair, as a person outside hands him one. The VP sets the chair up in the middle of the ring, and puts the mic up near his mouth.]-^-

[VP] Good evening, fans, I hope that you are enjoying tonight’s SPECTACULAR Pay-Per-View extravaganza!

-^-[The fans cheer at that comment, as the VP nods his head. He digs into his pocket, and pulls out a sheet of paper.]-^-

[VP] A few short moments ago, I received a note from our reporter Penelope Weatherspoon that she is about ready to send us a live feed from Europe. However… and I apologize for this… but she asked that we bring out an ICWF superstar to watch her report. I don’t know, either, folks, but Penelope won’t give us this report without his presence… So the ICWF superstar that Penelope reporter wants out here in the ring is… well… he’s the ICWF World Champion – El Linchador!

-^-[The fans erupt into an insane amount of cheers – but boos can be heard from Derek Mobley fans, proving even the viewers have been split. “Hey Ladies” starts up, as out steps El Linchador, looking confused.]-^-

[G. Miller] Wow, you can really tell that even the fans have picked their sides – although, you have to know that the anger between Derek Mobley and El Linchador is just silliness! Killa Kali and Titan 3 must be LOVING this!

[Brandy] They want to get rid of the House of Pain, and instead of beating them, they just pitted them against each other.

[Paco] Brandy… do you know who I’d like to be up against?

[Brandy] Alyssa Milano?

[Paco] Noooo… well, actually, let me think about that for a moment here…

-^-[Linchy rolls into the ring, and stands up. The VP motions for Linchy to sit down.]-^-

[VP] El Linchador, if you would, please, have a seat. I know you have your big match tonight, but Penelope Weatherspoon insisted we do this… because I guess Penelope’s live feed is coming to us from – Barcelona!

[G. Miller] Barcelona? Why, that’s in Spain!

[Paco] It COULD be Barcelona, New York.

[Brandy] And there’s a Barcelona, Louisiana as well as a Barcelona, Arkansas!

[Paco] She’s great, isn’t she?

[G. Miller] Regardless, I believe we are speaking about the most popular Barcelona – the one in El Linchador’s home country!

-^-[Back in the ring, the VP holds his finger over his ear, as if listening to the show’s director.]-^-

[VP] Are we on yet? Fellas, can we bring that up on the Insane-a-Tron?

-^-[Linchy decides to sit down, but swings the chair to the side so that he can see both the VP and the Insane-a-Tron. Suddenly, an image pops up, and the masculine face of Penny Weatherspoon flashes up on screen.]-^-

[G. Miller] Dear god.

[Paco] Hopefully, this is her last report – she’s been creeping into my dreams.

[G. Miller] Dreams?

[Paco] Yeah, me and Selma Hayek will be going at it, and Big Penny runs in with a mic! She’s KILLING my fantasies!! DAMN HER!

[G. Miller] …

[Paco] Of course, by Selma Hayek, I mean Brandy!

[Brandy] Nice try, Paco. So, Miller, what are YOU doing after the show?

[G. Miller] *gulp* People, let’s remain focused – for some reason, Big Penny wanted El Linchador out here for her update on the search for ODJ.

-^-[Back to the video feed, Penelope Weatherspoon speaks right into the lens.]-^-

[Penelope Weatherspoon] Oh, hey, ICWF people, Penelope Weatherspoon LIVE from Barcelona, Spain. I can’t see out there, but I can hear! Is El Linchador out in the ring? HE NEEDS TO BE IN THE RING!

-^-[The VP hands Linchy the mic, and gestures for him to respond. Linchy looks unsure, as he turns toward the big screen, and speaks into the microphone.]-^-

[El Linchador] HELLLLLLLLLLLLL-Lo, Linchy-ites, ICWF’ers, and Big Penny, ‘tis I, the Linchy-One, summoned into your presence.

-^-[The crowd laughs, as Big Penny’s face crinkles.]-^-

[G. Miller] Linchy!

[Paco] She HAS to know that’s her nickname!

[Brandy] It still is kinda mean.

[Paco] …Right… Miller, shame on you!

[G. Miller] Shame on me? You started that nickname, Paco!

[Paco] *lies, Brandy, all lies.*

[Penelope Weatherspoon] You ARE out at ringside, very good! I think you’ll wanna see this, El Linchador!

[El Linchador] No offense, Penny Nickel Dime, but I could care LESS what ODJ is doing, where’s he at, or who he’s signed. I know, the fans know, even my dog knows that this is ONE huge set-up either to embarrass me, or further expand ODJ’s ego. I, for on, don’t give a horse’s patoot about ODJ. He’s a dirty slime bucket and I don’t need to be out here to play into this game. I’ve got my OWN problems at hand, so, if I’m done, may I leave, Mr. VP?

-^-[Linchy stands up, handing the VP the microphone.]-^-

[Penelope Weatherspoon] Well, I thought it was interesting that in my search to find out where our president, and my dream boat, ODJ is, that I found this sorry sap laying unconscious in the middle of the street!

-^-[The camera pulls out on the Barcelona sidewalk where she stands, and lying on the ground is a groggy Inspector Jules!]-^-

[G. Miller] Wait a minute! That’s the detective Linchy and his father hired to find Linchy’s mother!

[Paco] He looks wasted.

[Brandy] I smell something afoul!

[G. Miller] Indeed, Brandy, something sure stinks here!

[Paco] Actually, that’s probably just me. I just let a BIG ONE go!

-^-[Back to the ring, Linchy is now interested, looking at the screen intently.]-^-

[Penelope Weatherspoon] And, I found that the building he was thrown out of, is the same place my source told me to go to find my ODJ – right over here!

[G. Miller] ODJ in Barcelona? I wonder if Linchy’s mother’s disappearance is at all linked to ODJ?

[Paco] That’d be pretty low, even for ODJ.

[Penelope Weatherspoon] After searching all through the night, my camera man found an opening in this fence… we’re going in! Come on, follow me!

-^-[The chunky & homely reporter takes off running to a hole in the fence, with the camera close behind. She ducks under it, and slides through, popping up on the other side of the lawn. The cameraman does the same, although the video image goes in and out, with lots of static, as he struggles to get through. Once upright, the signal returns, and the camera man chases Penelope as they dash across the lawn. They stop once they reach a large gold staircase, and out from the front door steps a healthy, fit, and smiling ODJ!!!!!!]-^-

[G. Miller] There he IS! THE OWNER!!… He seems fine!

[Paco] You would too if you had a golden staircase!

[ODJ] Penelope, it took you long enough. I was beginning to worry.

[Penelope Weatherspoon] Sorry, but my plane got delayed.

[G. Miller] Huh? What’s going on?

-^-[Penelope walks up the staircase, and gives ODJ a huge hug. ODJ laughs, hugging her back. He looks at the camera.]-^-

[ODJ] Hey, folks, how are you? It’s the man you love to hate – O…D…J! Penelope here did a GREAT job, didn’t she? I mean, “Big Penny”, if it weren’t for you, one of those annoying reporters like Jones or Tlafolif would’ve been all up in my butt, and ruining my plans. You can take off whenever you want.

[Penelope Weatherspoon] Can I at least take off this mask?

[ODJ] Oh, sure, you might as well show the ICWF fans that you’re not really a butch, overweight reporter, huh?

-^-[The crowd is silent in shock, as Big Penny begins removing her FACE! It’s actually a sophisticated mask, and it comes off along with her hair. Underneath the mask, is a very attractive female, who looks a bit familiar. It’s Pamela Anderson!]-^-

[Pamela Anderson] Thanks, ODJ – I was happy to help. It also helps me promote my new show, Stripperella, on the first network for men.

[ODJ] Who’s name is being challenged in court, ain’t that right? If you need help, I got a GREAT attorney.

[Pamela Anderson] I’ll tell the boys down at TNN, ODJ – remember, fans, tune for Stripperella!

[Paco] Wow… I take back all the mean comments I said about her!

[G. Miller] This is INSANE! Big Penny was really Pamela Anderson!! She can act!

[Paco] I think the ugliness was enough to throw us off. But wait, what’s with this cross-promotion? We better not become “The ICWF as presented by National City Bank!”

[Brandy] I like her on VIP, personally.

[ODJ] El Linchador, I hope you’re still out there, and I hope to GOD your 2 dads are at least near a TV for what’s next. You FOUND ME out, Linchy, and I had to cut my vacation short because of it! I was gonna save this for later, but your little detective, although a moron, did get right up to my gate outside. You see, your mother has been a prisoner of mine for a while now.

-^-[ODJ Laughs, as Linchy hits the rope in frustration. The VP also appears in shock, as Pedro and El Toreador race down the entryway, to find out what’s going on. They stop once they reach the ring apron, and turn to look up at the big screen.]-^-

[ODJ] Let’s go say hi, shall we?

[G. Miller] Of all the – ODJ kidnapped Linchy’s mother! How disgusting!

[Paco] This is one BIZARRE night – Keep it comin’!

-^-[ODJ walks into the mansion, where he enters a large open ballroom. The floors are shiny, and ODJ’s fine black leather shoes ‘click-clap’ across it, the sound bouncing off the walls. Linchy grabs the mic from the VP.]-^-

[El Linchador] How DARE you invade MY home country and take my mother! What the heck is WRONG with you? I’ll have the police there in NO TIME, ODJ! This time, you’re screwed.

-^-[ODJ laughs, as he takes a seat at an empty table. .]-^-

[ODJ] Funny you should say that. Let’s bring in your mother, so that you can see that she’s alright. Fellas, bring in Marie!

-^-[At one side of the room, a door pops open, and two men guide out El Linchador’s mother! El Toreador races into the ring, and grabs the mic from his son. ]-^-

[El Toreador] Listen, you FIEND, you let my wi-… son’s mother GO!

-^-[El Linchador’s mother walks right up to the table, and turns to face the camera. She smiles. Then takes a seat in ODJ’s lap! They then begin… making out!!!!! ]-^-

[G. Miller] WHAT THE – OH MY GOD!

-^-[ODJ and Linchy’s Ma keep making out, while the crowd gets grossed out, as El Toreador and El Linchador are frozen in shock.]-^-

[Paco] Wow… I … I…

-^-[They cease kissing, as Marie gets out of his lap. She looks into the camera, trying to be sincere.]-^-

[Marie, Linchy’s Ma] I feel so bad that you and your father had to find out this way, Linchy… but I’m having SO much fun – I feel like a young girl again! We’ll talk about this more later, but I have a party to get ready for… I love you!

-^-[She blows a kiss, and scampers off. ODJ hits her in the behind as she leaves, returning his attention to the camera. Linchy and his father are still standing in the ring, frozen in shock.]-^-

[ODJ] You got it, Linchy – Marie’s been my prisoner – of love! I never thought I’d say this with such a huge smile on my face, but El Linchador… I’m doing your MA!

-^-[El Toreador is getting angrier, as El Linchador has to sit down on the chair. Pedro walks now into the ring as well, taking the mic.]-^-

[ODJ] Sorry, BERNARDO, but your suspicions were correct – unfortunately, you never figured out that your SON had ONCE AGAIN screwed up your life. Why, if it wasn’t for your son’s wrestling career, I would have never had gotten to know – and BAG - Marie. But, I’ll be honest with ya, Bernardo, it’s nothing serious – Marie and I are quite okay with a physical relationship. It’s a fling!

[Pedro] ODJ, this is beyond the most despicable thing you’ve ever done. This is grounds for us LEAVING this federation!

-^-[ODJ laughs right into the camera.]-^-

[ODJ] Leave the ICWF? Pedro, listen to yourself! You and El Linchador, and even daddy Linchy could NEVER live without ICWF – without ME! So, Pedro, keep your nose out of what doesn’t concern you. Marie is having a great time here, partying it up all night, and sleeping in MY bed at night… or whoever’s looking good to her that night.

[Paco] Is ODJ sayin’ Linchy’s Ma… likes to play Goldilocks?

[G. Miller] Play Goldilocks?

[Paco] Yeah, she’s trying out as many beds as she can until she finds one that fits jussssssst right!

[G. Miller] … Disgusting, Paco.

[Brandy] I just don’t know what to say.

[ODJ] Well, I gotta run – we have a wet T-shirt contest later on. Oh, and Linchy, I hope this doesn’t THROW you off your game tonight. Don’t worry – your mom’s in GOOD hands.

-^-[The feed is broken, leaving snow on the screen, as Pedro leads the two men out of the ring. The VP starts to help, but Pedro silently waves him away, thinking an ICWF official may not be Linchy or El Toreador’s friend right now.]-^-

[G. Miller] Wow, I don’t know the reason behind this masquerade, but ODJ has done some low things in his life – I’d say this ranks near the lowest.

[Brandy] I’m sorry, guys… I just don’t know WHAT to say!

[Paco] I don’t know, ya figure if Demi and Ashton Kucher can hook up, why can’t ODJ and Linchy’s Ma?

[G. Miller] Paco, it’s OBVIOUS this is just something to mess with Linchy’s head.

[Paco] I dunno… Linchy’s Ma is a MILF.

[G. Miller] Can we PLEASE change the subject?

[Paco] Brandy, you’ll back me up – Linchy’s Ma’s a MILF, ain’t she?

[Brandy] Paco, that’s our World Champ’s MOM!

[Paco] I’m just sayin’ –

[G. Miller] Let’s just move on, and hope that the images we just saw will go away…

[Paco] To be replaced with crazy, wicked, insane hardcore wrestling action?

[G. Miller] Sure.

[Paco] Fine, no more MILF talk.

[G. Miller] Well actually, there are no more hardcore matches… only our main event, in which El Linchador will be defending his World Title against Derek Mobley!! But with this bomb shell that just got dropped on him, is he going to be able to focus on Mobley?

[Paco] and Killa Kali? Oh man oh man.. Talk about mind games!

[Brandy] Yeah, first Kali, and now ODJ.. This is terrible…

[G. Miller] It sure is.. but, the show must go on.. Linchy has to face Mobley.. and face him now.. let’s go back to Joey one last time!!

[Paco] I still wish this match was hardcore rules…

[Brandy] oh shut up already..

-^-[Fireworks go off all over the place letting people know what time it is.. Joey gets inside the ring and the bell rings three times, quieting the crowd a bit.]-^-

[J. Styles] Ladies and gentlemen…. It’s…. MAIN EVENT TIME!!!

-^-[The crowd cheers again… Then “Pain” by 2 Pac begins to play and the crowd boos loudly as Killa Kali makes his way to the ring, wearing a referee T-shirt. ]-^-

[J. Styles] Ladies and gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall, and it’s for the Heavyweight Championship of the World!!! Introducing first, the special guest referee for this match… Killa Kali!!!!!

-^-[The crowd boos Kali all the way to the ring.. Once he gets inside, the lights go out and suddenly "CUZ IT'S THE THRILLA!!!" is heard and the crowd goes wild with "Thriller" by Michael Jackson playing. Purple, silver, and white strobe lights flash throughout the arena as Derek Mobley emerges from behind the curtain. He slowly walks to the ring and climbs up on the apron.]-^-

[J. Styles] Ladies and gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall, and it’s for the Heavyweight Championship of the World!!! Introducing first, the challenger… From Providence, Rhode Island… He weights in at two hundred and sixty five pounds and stands at six feet five inches tall… Ladies and gentlemen, here is, one half of the World Tag Hardcore Champions…. Derek Mobley!!!!!

-^-[ While on the apron, Derek does the moonwalk as the crowd goes crazy. He then quickly enters the ring and climbs to the top rope of the nearest corner. He then shuts his eyes, takes in a deep breath, and holds his arms up high in the air. He holds this position for a few moments before stopping and beginning to dance while up there, the crowd goes crazy…. The lights go down, calming the crowd down a bit.. A pair of yellow lights shoot straight up to the rafters. With a BOOM, the bass line of “Hey Ladies” by the Beastie Boys starts up. The fans get on their feet, as the Insane-A-Tron shows the big smiling face of El Linchador. “Hey Ladies in the place I’m calling out to ya” the lyrics shout, as out from the entryway comes El Linchador… The crowd goes wild but El Linchador is not his usual cheerful self, as he doesn’t do his normal intro, instead just heads down to the ring…]-^-

[J. Styles] and his opponent… From La Coruna, Spain… He weights in at one hundred and ninety nine pounds and stands at six fee one inches tall… Ladies and Gentlemen, here is the current Unified Champion of the World!!! El Linchador!!!!!

-^-[He gets inside the ring and hands his belt over to Killa Kali, not even paying him that much mind... He stretches on the ropes and waits for the match to start. ]-^-

[G. Miller] Well right away we see that Linchy is not himself.. damn that ODJ..

[Paco] Hey don’t blame ODJ.. He could also be like that because he is facing his friend, Derek Mobley… The man who betrayed him!

[Brandy] I really doubt that Paco.. I think the ODJ got to him, why else do you explain Pedro and his dad not being out here with him?

-^-[Kali calls both men to the middle of the ring and gives them the instructions.. They ignore him for the most part, and just stare at each other… Kali then calls for the bell, and it rings, officially starting the match.. both men back up and start to circle each other. They finally lock up and Mobley right away applies a headlock on El Linchador… He tries to get out of it but before he can, Mobley takes him down with the headlock.. There though, EL Linchador reverses it into a head scissors.. Mobley kicks out of it, and both men jump to their feet… Mobley quickly applies a headlock, but El Linchador reverses it into a hammer lock… Mobley tries to get out of it, and does, reversing it, applying his own hammer lock.. El Linchador gets right out of it though, jumping up, wrapping his legs around Mobley and taking him down with a torso flip into a pin! Kali drops to the mat and counts, one! Two! Kick out by Mobley.. El Linchador quickly gets on top of Mobley and applies a head lock, not allowing him to get up.]-^-

[G. Miller] Well Kali, so far, is sticking to being a ref…

[Paco] I told ya… There is nothing to worry about… Kali is a fair man…

[Brandy] As fair as a bribed judged…

-^-[Mobley tries to over power El Linchador and does, pushing himself up and then turning sideways while still being held, wrapping his arms around El Linchador’s waist, lifting him and dropping him with a side suplex. Mobley gets up but so does El Linchador who grabs him and drops him with an arm drag. Mobley gets up and so does El Linchador only to send him flying with the same move.. Mobley rolls to the outside frustrated and El Linchador doesn’t let up, bouncing himself off the ropes and nailing Mobley with a baseball slide drop kick! Mobley crashes against the guard rail and El Linchador is right on him, bringing him to his feet, and whipping him towards the steel steps.. Mobley reverses it though, and El Linchador hits hard! Mobley moves in, bringing El Linchador to his feet and throwing him inside the ring.. Mobley goes in himself and then picks up El Linchador.. Mobley now whips him towards the ropes, El Linchador bounces off and Mobley catches him onto his shoulders and then drops him with a Samoan drop! Mobley makes the pin but El Linchador kicks out after two. ]-^-

[G. Miller] Good match up so far between these two!!

[Paco] zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

[Brandy] Wake up Pa--- Actually no, sleep, sleep! I like it better this way, just you and me Miller, alone…

-^-[Mobley gets up and he brings El Linchador towards his feet.. he then whips him towards the corner with all his might… El Linchador hits hard and comes out, stumbling towards Mobley who lifts him over his head with a gorilla press and then drops him with a hard body slam! Mobley now bounces himself off the ropes and delivers an elbow drop right to the chest of El Linchador… Mobley brings El Linchador back up and whips him to the ropes… El Linchador jumps onto the middle of the top rope, turns around and then delivers a flying clothesline on Derek Mobley! Both men land hard on their back but El Linchador jumps back up and this brings cheers from the crowd.. He waits for Mobley to get up, and when he does, he charges at him, hooking him and dropping him with a flying head scissors! Again Mobley slides to the outside frustrated… El Linchador charges at him, jumping over the top ropes, and going for a cross body block but Mobley catches him and then rams him against the ring post!!]-^-

[G. Miller] OH! And the second time around, the high risk move to the outside doesn’t pay off!

[Paco] zzzzzz… I love ya Selma… zzzzzzz

[Brandy] Oh great, he’s dreaming with Selma Hayek again…

-^-[Mobley doesn’t let go of El Linchador and rams him against the steel post a second and third time! Mobley finally stops and throws El Linchador inside the ring… He climbs on the apron, and then jumps over the ropes, and nails El Linchador with a senton bomb! Mobley quickly hooks the leg for the pin but El Linchador kicks out after two.. Mobley brings him back to his feet, lifts him by his waist side and drops him with a back-breaker! Mobley again makes the pin but again El Linchador kicks out… Mobley brings him to his feet again and whips him towards the corner, El Linchador hits hard, and falls down to the mat face down… Mobley walks over and brings him back up and sets him on the top turnbuckle.. He then climbs it himself, to the second turnbuckle, hooks El Linchador for a northern lights suplex, and delivers it!! Mobley quickly moves in and makes another pin on El Linchador, one! Two! Kick out!]-^-

[G. Miller] Mobley is in complete control of the match and Brandy, I’m just shocked at how impartial and on point Killa Kali has been…

[Brandy] Yeah, it’s shocking.

[Brandy] zzzzzz… No Penny.. no.. Stay away… I’m about to hit it… zzzzzz..

-^-[Mobley walks towards El Linchador’s feet and tells the crowd is over… He grabs them, hooks them, spins around, going for the figure four leg lock but El Linchador kicks him off, sending him stumbling towards the corner where he crashes faces first against the middle turnbuckle.. El Linchador gets up slowly as Mobley gets up and walks over towards El Linchador, who, nails him with a kick to the mid section.. Mobley doubles over and El Linchador nails him with an European upper cut! Mobley stumbles back onto the corner and El Linchador charges at him, jumps on him and sends him flying with a monkey flip! El Linchador gets up, having found new energy… Mobley gets up too and El Linchador jumps onto his shoulders and drops him with a Hurricanrana into a pin! One! Two! Kick out by Mobley! Both men jump to their feet and El Linchador nails Mobley with a drop kick, sending him back down to the mat! El Linchador now runs towards the ropes, jumps on the middle one and then bounces back with a moon-sault! El Linchador makes the pin but Mobley kicks out after two! ]-^-

[Paco] No Big Penny! NO! NOO! Don’t SEAT ON ME AAAAAAAAAAH!!! (wakes up) What the!? Where am I?

[G. Miller] You are in Gaysville, Nova Scotia… Welcome to the land full of gays and lesbians…

[Brandy] Hi, I’ll be your guide…

[Paco] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

-^-[El Linchador brings Mobley back to his feet and whips him towards the corner.. Mobley hits and El Linchador charges at him and goes for a splash, Mobley steps up though, catching El Linchador, turning him side ways and then dropping him with a fall-away slam! Mobley quickly moves in for the pin, one! Two! Kick out by El Linchador! Mobley brings him back to his feet, hooks him by his head and drops him with a front face DDT!! Mobley flips him over and makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out! Mobley brings him back up and then whips him towards the ropes, El Linchador reverses it and Mobley bounces off… El Linchador jumps onto his shoulders and goes for a Hurricanrana, Mobley blocks it though and turns it into a seat-down power-bomb!! Kali goes for the count, but then starts to move his arm and says it hurts.. He gets up and begins to walk around, moving the arm… Mobley gets pissed off, releasing the pin and grabbing Kali by his shirt!]-^-

[G. Miller] Careful Mobley, you don’t want to get disqualified!

[Paco] I’m not in Gaysville, I’m at Bad Blood! Woooo! Thank God…

[Brandy] darn it.. We could have had so much fun with you…

-^-[Kali warns Mobley that he’ll DQ him if he doesn’t let him go… Mobley reluctantly lets him go and then grabs El Linchador and brings him to his feet.. He then hooks him for a suplex, and delivers it! Mobley doesn’t let him go though, bringing him back up an delivering a second suplex! Mobley still doesn’t let him go, bringing him up for a third suplex, which he delivers as well! Mobley goes for the pin again, and looks on as Killa Kali slowly makes his way over, drops to one knee and makes the slow count… One! Kick out by El Linchador.. Mobley is fuming now and after Killa Kali he goes, no, El Linchador hooks him from behind, rolling him up into a pin! Kali though, comes over and gives the finger to El Linchador! El Linchador lets go of Mobley and then gets face to face with Killa Kali… Before he can do anything though, Mobley nails him with a forearm shot to the back… Mobley then turns him around and whips El Linchador towards the corner.. He hits hard and Mobley charges over going for a splash but El Linchador nails him with a boot to the face.. He then quickly grabs Mobley by his head, hooks him for a Tornado DDT and delivers it!]-^-

[G. Miller] and El Linchador is turning this match around but damn that Kali, he has to do his job, he has to make the pins!

[Paco] I told you he was going to be fair…

[Brandy] What match are you watching?

-^-[El Linchador makes the pin on Derek Mobley and Killa Kali goes to the outside, grabs a women’s drink and begins to drink as he watches from the outside.. El Linchador is upset and he quickly goes to the outside and knocks the drink out of Kali’s hand.. Kali begs him to hit him so he can DQ him.. The crowd cheers El Linchador on, but El Linchador decides against it and gets back in the ring.. He picks up Mobley who surprises him with a jaw-breaker! Killa Kali gets inside the ring again and watches on.. Derek Mobley picks up El Linchador and then whips him towards the ropes.. El Linchador bounces off and goes for a cross body block, but Mobley ducks it so El Linchador hits Killa Kali instead! El Linchador gets up slowly and so does Kali.. Derek Mobley is waiting for El Linchador to get up, when he does, Mobley goes for a super-kick but El Linchador ducks, and Mobley nails Killa Kali! Sending him over the top and onto the floor! The crowd cheers loudly! ]-^-

[G. Miller] and Killa Kali has been taken out! Good for them!!

[Paco] That’s not good for them, he’s the f’n referee!! Without him, no one can win the match!

[Brandy] I don’t think they care about that too much right about now Paco…

-^-[El Linchador gets up and Mobley right away nails him with a right hand, El Linchador returns it.. Mobley nails another one but so does El Linchador! Both men keep going back and forth until Mobley gets the upper hand with a knee to the mid section! El Linchador doubles over and Mobley quickly hooks him by one leg, lifts him and delivers a knee-breaker! El Linchador drops to the mat but Mobley still doesn’t let go of the leg, instead he drops an elbow on it, adding insult to injury.. Mobley gets up and the tells the crowd is over, he hooks both of El Linchador’s legs and applies his Figure Four!! Killa Kali is still out on the outside, so no one can ask El Linchador if he gives up or not but El Linchador is fighting the hold… trying to get to the ropes.. Mobley has a good grip on the hold though and is not letting go! El Linchador keeps trying and trying but he can’t get to the ropes, so he taps out! The crowd cheers loudly… Derek Mobley lets him go and raises his arms in victory but…]-^-

[G. Miller] There is no ref Mobley! The ref has to see El Linchador tap out and Killa Kali is still out.. wait.. or is he?!

[Paco] He’s smiling! He’s face down on the mat smiling!! Hahaha, that’s f’n awesome!!

[Brandy] No that’s cheating these two, specially Mobley right now of the win!

-^-[Mobley kicks the ropes frustrated and screams at Kali, not knowing he is not knocked out.. Mobley grabs El Linchador and brings him to his feet.. he then hooks him for a suplex but El Linchador blocks it, spinning Mobley around, hooking him and dropping him with a dragon suplex! El Linchador now goes to the corner and climbs it.. He signals to the crowd who cheer him on! El Linchador stands at the top, and then jumps off and connects with his 360 flip into a body splash! El Linchador hooks the leg for the pin.. the crowd counts.. One! Two! Three! El Linchador breaks the pin but Kali is still out! The crowd is really booing now, until, another ref comes out! He rushes to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and goes to count as El Linchador pins Mobley again! One! Two! Th.. kick out by Mobley!! “OOOOH!!” is heard from the crowd and from El Linchador who thought it was over.. El Linchador goes back to the corner and climbs it.. going for a second Stampede! As he reaches the top, he is surprised by Mobley who is up, and shaking the ropes! El Linchador lands hard on his jewels and Mobley quickly goes over, climbs all the way to the very top, pulls El Linchador up and hooks him for a super-plex! He delivers it, no, El Linchador turns his body in mid air and he falls on top of Mobley as they hit the mat hard!! El Linchador hooks both legs for the pin! One! Two! THREE!!! Bell rings and the crowd goes wild!!]-^-

[J. Styles] Here is your winner… and STILL!!! The UNIFIED CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!!!!! EL LINCHADOR!!!!!

-^-[The ref gives him his belt as El Linchador grabs it and holds it against his chest.. on the outside, Kali lifts his head wondering what the hell is going on..]-^-

[G. Miller] He did it! El Linchador won fair and square and no thanks to Killa Kali!!!

[Paco] Damn it.. that ref ruined everything!!

[Brandy] No he fixed everything, look at Kali, he has no idea what just happened!!

-^-[Kali gets up and sees El Linchador raising his arm in victory… He gets pissed off and hits the ring, nailing El Linchador from behind with a clothesline! The crowd boos loudly and the ref tries to keep Kali back but Kali nails him with a mafia kick, sending him flying to the outside? Killa Kali then grabs El Linchador and hooks him between his legs, lifting him for his South Central Effect! As he gets ready to drop him though, Derek Mobley stops him from doing it, holding El Linchador up, and causing him to fall on top of Killa Kali instead! El Linchador quickly gets off of Kali and Mobley grabs Kali by his legs, hooks them and applies the Trilla!!]-^-

[G. Miller] Yeah! That’s right! Give him what he deserves!!

[Paco] No!! Kali fight back! Where’s Titan 3? Where’s Archer!!

[Brandy] Who knows!!

-^-[Mobley has the hold on pretty good and he tells El Linchador to go up! He does and the crowd cheers even louder.. He reaches the top, and then jumps off, connecting with The Stampede!! The crowd is going wild as both El Linchador and Mobley get up, and grabbing Killa Kali by his head, they pick him up and toss him to the outside!!]-^-

[G. Miller] Now that’s the way it should have been all along!! Folks we’re out of time!! Thanks for watching Bad Blood IV! Hope you had a blast because we sure did!!

[Brandy] Definitely.. Look Paco, BIG PENNY!!

[Paco] AAAAAAAAAH WHERE!?! Oh you bioach!

-^-[Paco and Brandy start to argue as Miller just laughs.. back in the ring.. Mobley grabs the World Titles.. He looks at them and then gives El Linchador the Lightweight Title.. He then looks at the Heavyweight Title and then at the crowd who has fallen silence… Mobley looks at El Linchador and nods, giving him the other title.. the crowd cheers loudly as El Linchador takes it and then both embrace, then raise each other arms.. The crowd continues to cheer as the rest of HOP and managers come out from the back to celebrate… Balloons and confetti starts to fall off from the rafters as the camera slowly fades to black…..]-^-



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