-^-[It then is shattered to pieces, revealing the beautiful Cuscatlan Stadium in San Salvador, El Salvador, host of tonight’s festivities. You see the fans going wild and get even wilder after a great pyro show…. Local Salvadorans and Americans who have made the long trip, they all cheer for the sport they love. Mimi Vega gets inside the ring and after the crowd settles down, she sings the Salvadoran National Anthem… After that, she rocks it hardcore with her own version of the US National Anthem… As she hits the last note, the crowd becomes rowdy again and our view switches to our announcing crew for the night.. Genuine Miller and Paco Perez better known as the Dysfunctional Duo. ]-^-

[G. Miller] Say what? Say what? That’s right, another ICWF Pay Per View has arrived!!! Hello fans and welcome to the biggest Pay Per View of the year! Welcome to the best Pay Per View of the year! Welcome to Bad Blood Five! I am your host G. Miller and next to me, to torture me for the next three or four hours is none other than Paco “The Drinking Time Bomb” Perez!!

[Paco] Hello my gente and Miller, you wish I would torture you! I would never get my hands on you unless it was because I was going to beat the crap out of you!

[G. Miller] Well I do like it rough.

[Paco] Ok never-mind… I’ll get Big Pancho to kick your culo… My Gente, welcome to my show! Welcome to my party! Are you ready to party? I know am, Miller, lets get this fiesta started vato!!

[G. Miller] Well we will in a second, first, we have to tell the fans about the PPV!

[Paco] Nah, f’k that… lets get this bitch started now ese!!

[G. Miller] Oh alright… Mimi take it away!

-^-[The camera instead, cuts to the back where you see the wrestler and staff entrance to the stadium. You see about two dozen of local police officers, security guards and ICWF staff all preventing one man and his crew from entering. That crew is the Luchador Army, and that man is Jack Sullivan, The number one contender to the World Title. ]-^-

[J. Sullivan] This is bullshit, you all better let me in, and let me IN NOW!

[ICWF Official] Sorry Mr. Sullivan. ODJ gave us specific directions. We can not allow you to enter the stadium. You must leave the premises immediately.

[J. Sullivan] F’k that. I need to talk to ODJ… That’s all, just talk! Let me in or else!

-^-[Sullivan continues to fight the officers but he is outnumbered. He tells the Luchador Army to back off. They do and he walks away, heading towards the parking lot. The Luchador Army following him as the camera switches to ring side. ]-^-

[G. Miller] Well we didn’t our first match, but we did get to see Jack Sullivan!

[Paco] Why won’t they let him in? What’s up with ODJ? What’s his beef with Sully?

[G. Miller] I have no idea… It doesn’t make sense to me either. Let me ask you something though, did Sullivan look injured to you?

[Paco] Nope.

[G. Miller] That’s strange because that was the reason he didn’t get his World Title Shot here tonight. He was suppose to be seriously injured, but the looked fine to me.

[Paco] Yeah me too. Maybe is an internal injury. Like, he has a tape worm or something.

[G. Miller] A tape worm Paco?

[Paco] Hell yeah man! You can’t wrestle with those things in ya. Hell, I’m not even a wrestler and when I had one I couldn’t ---

[G. Miller] Ok that’s way too much information Paco… Lets just move on, maybe we’ll get to talk to ODJ later on tonight and find out exactly what is going on.

[Paco] Yeah maybe. But can I please finish my tape worm story?

[G. Miller] NO!! Mimi take it away.

[Paco] Hijo de puta!

-^-[The bell rings letting the fans know the action is about to start. Mimi gets inside the ring and he gets a nice pop from the crowd. Once they settle down he speaks.]-^- [M. Vega] Damas y Caballeros es tiempo para la primera pelea de la noche! -^-[The crowd cheers loudly. No music plays as Lukas Prophet appears at the entrance way.]-^- [M. Vega] Introduciendo primero, de partes desconocidas…. Lukas Prophet!!! -^-[He bows his head down in prayer, than makes his way to the ring. Once he is inside "Let the Bodies hit the Floor" rings over the PA as the lights dim. Those six words repeat four times and on the fourth repeat a symbol is hit twice and as the crunching guitar riffs hit, pyro goes off in the entrance way.]-^- [M. Vega] Su oponente. El viene de Nueva York, Nueva York… Unforgiven!!! -^-[ Unforgiven appears in the entrance way, he raises his arms into the air and begins to make his way to the ring. He climbs on the apron and climbs over the top rope and awaits the match to start.]-^- [G. Miller] Well Paco, our opening bout is set to go. The returning Unforgiven matches up against Lukas Prophet, one of the few newcomers the ICWF has. [Paco] Let me ask you something. [G. Miller] Ok… [Paco] is this match a 3 way dance? [G. Miller] Uh, no… [Paco] A triple threat? [G. Miller] Nope. [Paco] Then who in the hell is that guy that just slid inside the ring!?! [G. Miller] What the hell? It’s… It’s Jack Sullivan!! [Paco] How did he get in!?!?! -^-[Jack Sullivan slides inside the ring right between both opponents and right away clotheslines the hell out of Lukas Prophet. Unforgiven smiles and applauds at Sullivan who smiles back. Unforgiven goes to shake his hand, Sullivan shakes it but then gives him a stiff kick to the mid section that drops Unforgiven to one knee. Sullivan brings him back up, grabbing the big man by his neck with both hands and then lifting him up before bringing him down hard across his knee with a back-breaker!!]-^- [G. Miller] Jack Sullivan is attacking our opening bout!! [Paco] No duh you f’n pendejo!! -^-[Sullivan then gets up but gets attacked from behind by Prophet with forearm shots. Prophet then backs him to the ropes, turning him around and whipping him towards the other side. Sullivan reverses it though, Prophet bounces off and Sullivan lifts him onto his shoulders and then drops him with The Extinction! Sullivan then gets up and sees the big man Unforgiven getting up and Sullivan walks over, pulling him up and lifting him unto his shoulders! ]-^-

[G. Miller] Sullivan picked up the 355 pound monster like he was nothing!

[Paco] He is about to be nothing, here comes The Extinction!

-^-[On cue, Sullivan delivers his finisher move, taking out Unforgiven as well. Sullivan then gets up and quickly asks for a mic. Mimi gives it to him and Sullivan speaks, in between the boos and surprisingly, cheers from the Salvadoran crowd.]-^-

[J. Sullivan] Dougg, you’ve ducked me long enough… I’ve phoned, faxed and e-mailed HQ… I’ve even gone to DC and been turned away by your staff and security… You’ve tried to do the same here but alas, I’ve managed to get inside… I am standing in the middle of your ring Dougg.. You can’t duck me anymore.. Come out here now.. I want… no… I demand some damn answers!!

[G. Miller] He’s calling out the boss Paco!!

[Paco] Is he nuts!? No one calls out the boss! Not even Jack Sullivan!

-^-[Sullivan paces back and forth, looking at the entrance way waiting for ODJ to come out. The crowd begins to boo and Sullivan shakes his head as about a dozen of El Salvador’s finest police officers make their way down to the ring. Sullivan looks as they surround the ring, but none get inside of it. Just then the words “HATE ME NOW!” are heard across the stadium as pyro goes off in the entrance way. NAS’ song with that name begins to play and the crowd is really booing loudly now. ODJ makes his way out, dressed up in black baggy jeans, black boots and Salvadoran National Team Soccer Jersey. He stops at the beginning of the ramp and shakes his head, not only at Sullivan but at the booing crowd. His music dies down and he speaks.]-^-

[ODJ] How dare you boo me! You are my people! This is my country! How dare you boo me!?!

-^-[The boos get even louder.]-^-

[ODJ] Yeah go ahead and boo, see if I ever bring the ICWF back!

-^-[The classic “asshole!” chant gets started, but you also hear a “PENDEJO! PENDEJO!” chant, which means, the same thing. ODJ controls his anger, and instead turns his attention to Sullivan.]-^-

[ODJ] Sack Jullivan, you wanted me? Well you got me? Here I am… What can I do for you?

[J. Sullivan] Cut the bullshit Dougg… Why was I left out of tonight’s main event!?!

[ODJ] Alright, alright? You want it straight up huh?

[G. Miller] I know I do!!

[Paco] Shut up maricon!

[ODJ] It’s very simply really Sullivan. I am SICK and TIRED of being SICK and TIRED of the FTF… I’m sick of it being always in the World Title scene! Titan 3 finally left with his tail tucked between his legs like the dog that he is… But that did me no good as Killa Kali got hold of the title, and held on to it for a long time… Now that he has finally lost it, I am never, NEVER going to let the FTF get near the World Title again! I rather have a member of the gay ass House of Pain hold it than another FTF member… Now that I think about it though, there isn’t much of FTF left… Killa Kali is missing in action and I couldn’t be happier.. All I have to worry is you and Parker… He’s not getting any where near the World Title soon and you, well you were easier to remove than I thought… So much for your smarts, so much for your wits.. So much for your title shot…

-^-[You can tell Sullivan’s blood is boiling.. He looks around at the officers, thinking about going after ODJ.. His train of thought is broken up by ODJ though. ]-^-

[ODJ] You demanded answers Sullivan? Well now you got them… Your title shot… your dreams of being the World Champion… just like the FTF… are… DEAD!!!

-^-[Sullivan has heard enough and gets out of the ring, as soon as he does though, all the officers jump on top of him, and quickly have him under control.]-^-

[ODJ] Now the show must go on.. So get him out of the stadium.. hell get him out of this country.. I want him deported!!!

-^-[ODJ’s music hits and he makes his way to the back as the crowd gives him a mix reaction… There are a lot of cheers out there, and perhaps mainly because of ODJ finally getting the better of the FTF. The 12 or so officers force Jack Sullivan up the ramp and to the back.. The camera cuts back to Paco and Miller.]-^-

[G. Miller] His dreams of being The World Champion, just like the FTF, are dead. Wow… Strong words from the Owner!

[Paco] Strong but true! The FTF is done Miller. ODJ has declared that tonight. Damn, never thought I would see the day the FTF went down. It must be the end of the World.

[G. Miller] oh is not that bad!

[Paco] Like hell it isn’t. The FTF is dead and a member of HOP is the World Champion. THIS IS F’N ARMAGEDDON!

[G. Miller] oh what the hell ever. Folks, now that order has been restored. Let us have our first match… Talon defends his title against the returning Kevin Heat!

[Paco] Talon.. that reminds me.. I got some fried chicken on my bag. You want? Me got?

[G. Miller] No Thanks.

-^-[The camera switches over to the ring as Mimi gets inside of it. The crowd settles down as he speaks.]-^- [M. Vega] Damas y Caballeros es tiempo para la siguiente lucha y esta es por el cinturón Norte Americano!! -^-[the crowd cheers loudly. Then the lights go out in the arena and the Insane-A-Tron flickers to life. Flames rush onto the screen and a voice calls out as words appear in large bold letters on the screen. "Can you FEEL the HEAT?" Suddenly, red and orange pyro shoot up from the depths of the stage as "Fireproof" by Pillar begins to play. "Kevin Heat" begins to flash on the Insane-A-Tron with flames still going strong behind it.]-^- [M. Vega] Primero les introduzco el retador. Desde Baltimore, Maryland les presento un miembro de la “House of Pain…” Kevin Heat!!! -^-[Kevin Heat finally walks out from behind the curtain and the crowd acknowledges it with loud cheering. Kevin grins and walks down to the ring accordingly. Once he is inside “Immortal” By Adema blares across the arena. A complete black out, then to each turnbuckle a spotlight goes into the center of the ring. On the last is Talon, arms out-stretched to his sides, with two foot lengths of lead piping hands.]-^- [M. Vega] Y su oponente… De Birmingham, England… Les presento un miembro de la “Brethren” y el Campeón Norte Americano….Talon!!! -^-[He jumps off the turnbuckle, and slowly throws the pipes to the outside floor.]-^- [G. Miller] Well this one is set to go, and it promises to be a good one Paco. [Paco] Yeah, personally I want to see if Kevin Heat is for real this time or if he is once again, just blowing up smoke. -^-[The bell rings and both wrestlers circle the ring a bit before locking up in the middle of it. Heat quickly applies a headlock but Talon easily pushes him to the ropes. Heat bounces off and Talon nails him with a shoulder tackle that sends Heat down to the mat. Heat gets up right away though and goes for a right hand but Talon ducks it and then gives Heat a kick to his mid section. Heat doubles over and Talon quickly hooks him and suplexes him! Talon goes for the pin and the ref counts. One! Two! Kick out by Heat. Talon quickly sits Heat up and applies a reverse chin lock. ]-^- [G. Miller] Talon dominating in the early goings Paco. Talon has the makings of a World Champion Paco, do you think he can win the big one here in the ICWF? [Paco] Shit ese, if a member of the House of Pain can, anyone can! -^-[Heat quickly makes it to his feet and Talon changes the hold into a headlock, then into a hammer lock. Heat reverses it though and then rolls Talon up for the pin! One! Kick out by Talon. Both wrestlers get to their feet quickly and Talon goes for a clothesline but Heat ducks it and then hooks Talon by his waist from behind. Heat goes for a German suplex but Talon flips and lands on his feet. Heat turns around and Talon nails him square in the jaw with a drop kick! Heat goes down hard and Talon quickly moves in for the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Heat. ]-^- [G. Miller] Talon is still in control of Heat. You think Heat is still a bit rusty Paco? [Paco] Yeah, but not a bit, a lot. Heat is not the same wrestler he once was Miller. Hell, I don’t think he’s ever been the same since his RPW days. -^-[Talon gets up and brings Heat up before whipping him towards the ropes. Heat bounces off and Talon drops him with a power-slam! Talon again makes the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Heat. Talon sits him up and then runs towards the ropes, he bounces off and nails Heat right on the kisser with a mule kick! Heat is down but Talon brings him back up, this time whipping him towards the corner. Heat hits hard and stumbles towards talon who gives him a kick to the gut, hooks him by his waist and drops him with a gut-wrench-suplex! ]-^- [G. Miller] Talon is taking Heat to school! Heat hasn’t fought back yet!! [Paco] No, he has tried but Talon hasn’t given him a chance. Talon is owning Heat right now! -^-[Talon goes for the pin yet again, one! Two! Kick out by Heat. Talon gets up and brings him back up, whipping him towards the ropes. Heat bounces off and Talon goes for a clothesline but misses as Heat ducks it, then hooks that arm before hooking the other with his legs and then taking Talon down for the pin! One! Two! Kick out! Heat gets up before Talon and then garbs him by his arm and then applies an arm bar. Talon quickly reverses it and kicks Heat in his mid section. Heat doubles over and Talon runs towards the ropes, he bounces off and nails Heat with an axe kick!]-^- [G. Miller] Devastating axe kick there by Talon and could we be watching the beginning of the end already? [Paco] Could be! Talon has sat up Heat, all he has to do is finish him off… Can he do it though? -^-[Talon flips Heat over so he’s looking up at the rafters and then goes to the corner. He climbs it and stands at the very top. As he turns to face Heat, heat jumps to his feet and then bounces off the ropes causing Talon to land hard on his jewels! Heat stumbles over and stands on the second turnbuckle. He grabs a hurting Talon and hooks him for a suplex. No, Heat then steps onto the top rope, pulling Talon up onto it. He goes to pick up Talon to suplex him but Talon fights him off with punches to his ribcage. Heat tries to fight back but Talon manages to push him off, sending Heat crashing down hard to the middle of the ring. Talon makes sure he doesn’t loose his balance and then jumps off, connecting with a swan-dive-head-butt! Talon hooks Heat’s leg for the pin and the ref counts, one! Two! Three! Bell rings!]-^- [M. Vega] Aquí esta el ganador… y TODAVÍA!!!!! El Campeón de Norte America…. TALON!!! -^-[The crowd cheers loudly at the Brethren member as the ref raises his arm in victory and hands him the North American title. ]-^- [G. Miller] and Talon retains his title, defeating Kevin Heat via “Death From Above”, his finisher. [Paco] Yeah, not many people kick out of that move. [G. Miller] Definitely and you have to wonder if Kevin Heat came back to the ICWF a little too early. He didn’t look good out there at all. [Paco] he sure didn’t. He couldn’t get anything going against Talon and was easily defeated.

[G. Miller] Good match up still, to open the show. I still can’t believe or opening bout was canceled and that ODJ was the one that screwed Sullivan out of the title shot he as suppose to get here tonight.

[Paco] Hell yeah, here we were thinking that Sullivan had suffered a season ending surgery.

[G. Miller] Indeed, but the only thing that was injured was the FTF. According to ODJ, they are dead. Unbelievable.

[Paco] Simon que si.

-^-[The scene switches to the backstage area and the crowd cheers loudly as they see PIC arriving at the stadium. PIC nods at the security guard as he passes by and then looks around, a bit confused. Danger and Street Shark are standing by and they say hello and what’s up to him but he ignores them and actually acts as if he is bothered by them. Street Shark look at each other and Danger motions his finger around his ear, as if to say PIC is crazy. An official points PIC in the direction of the locker rooms and as he gets near, other ICWF stars say hello to him but he ignores them as well, shaking his head in disgust. The wrestlers shrug and continue minding their business as the scene switches back to Paco and Miller.]-^-

[G. Miller] Well PIC has arrived Paco but it’s safe to say that he’s not the same. Everything has changed.

[Paco] Definitely, PIC has lost all his marbles and hasn’t been able to find one of them. He disappeared for a long time, and now has reappeared but earlier in the week he didn’t remember his friends, his family or his enemies. He didn’t remember what he did for a living. I wonder who he called in ICWF to help him out?

[G. Miller] Who else but his HOP buddies? I’m sure Josh Allen and Kevin Heat have filled him in, and explained everything to him.

[Paco] Yeah, explain this to me though. How is ODJ going to handle PIC being back?

[G. Miller] Do you really need to ask that question? You saw how ODJ treated El Linchador when he came back. You saw how Sullivan was just treated. PIC will get the exact same treatment, if not worst.

[Paco] I was hoping you say that, hahaha.

[G. Miller] You evil bastard.

[Paco] Hey I’m not the evil bastard, ODJ is… I just cheer him on.

[G. Miller] Of course. Well fans, it’s time for more action. Lets go back to Mimi who is ready for our second title match of the night!

[Paco] Punisher is in action! Alright!

-^-[The bell rings grabbing the fans attention. Mimi gets inside the ring and the fans hoot and holler at her. She smiles and then speaks.]-^- [M. Vega] Damas y caballeros es tiempo para la Segunda pelea de la noche, y la siguiente es por el campeonato de la Television!! -^-[The crowd cheers slightly then the words: “I CAME” appear on the Insane-A-Tron followed by one word… “TO” and that word is followed by another word, which shakes all over the Insane-A-Tron: “PAIN!!!” As that word appears, a red explosion goes off in the entrance, startling the crowd. “Bring the Pain” By Method Man begins to play as the self proclaimed “King of Pain” Makes his way out.. He stops in the entrance way and then throws his arms up, bringing out the cheers from the crowd… He smiles and then makes his way down the ramp…]-^- [M. Vega] Introduciendo primero, el retador. Viniendo desde Washington, DC…. Punisher!!! -^-[He slides under the bottom rope and then gets to his feet, standing in the middle of the ring. He throws his arms up and red pyro goes off in the corners of the ring. The arena lights dim, and hysterical laughter sounds throughout the arena. "Out Of My Head" by 'Puddle Of Mudd' begins to play, as smoke fills the entrance-ramp and blue strobe lights scan the arena. Onto the ramp steps The Jackrabbit. He is wearing one of his trademark "Jackrabbit" T-Shirts, and his plaid, wrestling shorts, with black elbow pads and boots.]-^- [M. Vega] Su oponente. Viniendo desde Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania… Aquí esta un miembro de el “Brethren” y el TV Campeón….. The Jackrabbit!!! -^-[The Jackrabbit begins to walk down the ramp as the music picks up, and he then runs and slides into the ring as blue strobe lights scan the arena. He climbs the nearest turnbuckle, and laughs out loud to himself, raising both arms and wriggling the index fingers on each (doing his pose) as the fans cheer him. The Jackrabbit then jumps back down, and paces the ring.]-^- [G. Miller] The TV Championship is on the line, both men are trying to bounce back of loses. Punisher lost his re-debut match against Trent Steel and The Jackrabbit was eliminated by Jack Sullivan in the Masters of the Mat tournament. [Paco] Yeah, both men have a tough challenge ahead. -^-[The bell rings and Punisher quickly locks up with the Jackrabbit. Punisher applies a headlock but The Jackrabbit quickly gets out of it, reversing it into a hammerlock. Punisher tries to get out of it and does, delivering a drop toe hold. Jackrabbit goes down and quickly goes for a headlock but The Jackrabbit gets out of it quick and applies a pain killer. How ironic. The ref right away asks Punisher if he gives up but Punisher says no and then reaches for the bottom rope, grabbing it. The ref tells The Jackrabbit to break it up and he does, getting up quickly then dropping an elbow on Punisher’s arm.]-^- [G. Miller] Both wrestlers want to start of doing some mat wrestling, got to love it! [Paco] BORING!!! -^-[The Jackrabbit then brings Punisher to his feet before whipping him towards the ropes. Punisher reverses it and the Jackrabbit bounces off. Punisher goes for a clothesline but The Jackrabbit ducks it, bounces off the other side, and as Punisher turns around, The Jackrabbit nails him with a cross body block! The Jackrabbit hooks the leg for the pin and the ref counts! One! Two! Kick out by Punisher. Both wrestlers get to their feet quickly but The Jackrabbit picks up Punisher and drops him with an inverted atomic drop!]-^- [G. Miller] I don’t care what you say Paco, I love these kind of matches! This is what this sport is about, wrestling!! [Paco] No! It’s about hardcore and extreme and blood! It’s about insanity!! HAHAHAHAHA! -^-[Miller gives Paco a “wtf” look and the moves his chair away from him. Back in the ring, as Punisher doubles over, The Jackrabbit hooks him and drops him with a snap suplex. The Jackrabbit goes for a pin but Punisher kicks out after one. The Jackrabbit gets up and runs towards the ropes, bouncing off and connecting with an elbow drop! The Jackrabbit gets back up, bounces off the ropes again and this time he drops a leg across Punisher’s neck! The Jackrabbit makes another pin and this time Punisher kicks out after two!]-^- [G. Miller] You’re man Punisher is not doing to good Paco, he can’t stop The Jackrabbit’s attack! [Paco] Relax, he’ll bounce back… yup… Any time now. -^-[The Jackrabbit brings Punisher back up and whips him towards the corner. Punisher reverses it though and The Jackrabbit hits hard. Punisher then charges at him and goes for a splash but misses as The Jackrabbit rolls out of the way! Punisher crashes hard against the turnbuckle and The Jackrabbit quickly turns him around, gives him a kick to the mid section… Punisher doubles over and the Jackrabbit hooks him between his legs. He turns around so his back is against the corner. He then hooks both of Punisher’s arms before bringing him up, and then delivering a seated-double-under-hook-power-bomb!]-^- [G. Miller] Hell of a move by The Jackrabbit! I think Punisher is done Paco, I don’t think he has enough left in him to bounce back from The Jackrabbit’s trademark! [Paco] Oh he’ll bounce back, he has to bounce back! C’mon Pun! -^-[The ref checks both shoulders and then makes the count, one! Two! Th.. kick out by Punisher! “OOOOH!’ is heard from the crowd who definitely thought it was over. The Jackrabbit gets to his feet and then brings Punisher to his. He then grabs one of Punisher’s arms and hooks it between Punisher’s on legs. With that arm hook, The Jackrabbit hooks the other arm with his and then lifts Punisher up and drops him with an over-the-head-pump-handle-slam!! The Jackrabbit quickly crawls over to Punisher and makes the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out again!]-^- [G. Miller] The Jackrabbit is close to ending this match up Paco! Punisher needs to fight back, and fight back now or his chances of winning the TV title are going to go up in smoke! [Paco] C’mon Punisher, you can’t get beaten by fluffy tail here! Kick his ass! -^-[The Jackrabbit gets up and tells the crowd is over… He brings Punisher back up and whips him towards the ropes. Punisher reverses it though, and the Jackrabbit bounces off, only to get a kick to the mid section. Punisher then hooks the Jackrabbit between his legs, but before he can attempt anything, The Jackrabbit lifts him for a back body drop, no, he hangs on to Punisher’s legs and drops him straight down to the mat, head first! The Jackrabbit quickly pins him yet again! One! Two! Three! Bell rings.]-^- [M. Vega] Su ganador…. Y TODAVÍA!!!! El TV Campeón!!!! THE JACKRABBIT!!! -^-[His music plays as the crowd cheer him loudly. ]-^- [G. Miller] Well so much for Punisher, who remains winless here in 2004. [Paco] Damn, he’s not the Punisher I use to know ese. That’s for damn sure. He has lost to JR and Trent Steel. That’s just unheard of vato.

[G. Miller] Yeah well not all your heroes can be winners all the time. Maybe Punisher’s time has just past. It’s time for him to call it quits.

[Paco] You want to tell him that?

[G. Miller] Uh, no.

[Paco] Why not? Tell him come on. I’m sure he has enough left in him to whip your sorry ass!

[G. Miller] You wish!

[Paco] I do. I really do.

-^-[The scene switches to ODJ's office. Inside, Draco takes a seat, and the owner looks toward the door, nodding in Josh Allen. Both men wear their belts across their waists, and both immediately turn into solemn, gloomy stares as they try to ignore each other. ODJ tells Allen to sit, but he refuses to get that close to Draco. ]-^-

ODJ: Now listen up, both of you. This night might be big for you, but it's also big for me. This has only happened twice before, so let me make something clear to you. Until the bell rings to signal the start of your match, neither of you lunatics can lay a hand on each other. Not a HAND, do you got it? You won't ruin my main event, is that understood?

Draco: Fine.

Josh Allen: Fine.

-^-[Allen wastes no time in turning and walking out the door. Draco stands behind him, looks earnestly at ODJ, then heads out the door as well. He picks up his voice and says something towards Allen, which causes Allen to turn around.]-^-

Draco: Hey! Wait up! There is no reason we can't be friends. Come on! Shake my hand! Come on!

-^-[Draco walks toward Josh, extending his hands to touch Josh. Josh walks backwards, trying to avoid contact in order to stay on the boss's good side, at least, as much as possible. Draco picks up his pace, and suddenly Josh trips, falling backwards onto the floor and sliding into a packed ICWF storage room. Draco shakes his head at Allen's pathetic attempt to avoid any contact, and hunts Allen in to the room. Draco steps forward, and suddenly he too trips, crashing to the ground. The door stop to the room flies out from under the door, and the large door shuts! Draco stands quickly and rushes to the door, pushing and turning and kicking, but it doesn't budge. ]-^-

Josh Allen: Oh, just friggin' SWELL man! Just friggin' SWELL! Move aside and let the ICWF World HEAVYWEIGHT Champion use the power of his muscles to push through that door like a knife through hot butter!

-^-[Draco turns around and rolls his eyes at Allen, who steps back, takes a football stance, and suddenly charges at the door! His body meets the door like a semi meets a kitty cat, and it rocks him clear back into a stack of boxes, sending ICWF paraphernalia everywhere. He shakes his head and feels of the impact spot, sure to bring a bruise. ]-^-

Draco: Son of a bitch! Goddamnit, why did I bother trying to get the easy victory. Now I am stuck here with you.

-^-[As Draco and Josh search the room for ideas to escape, we fade back to ringside to our commentators. ]-^-

[G. Miller] Oh my…

[Paco] HAHAHAHA!! What a couple of idiots!!!

[G. Miller] Ok can we get someone out back to get them out please!

[Paco] No! leave them in there! You know, let them get to know each other a little better… Maybe their true colors will come out.

[G. Miller] and what exactly are their colors Paco?

[Paco] Queer Pink!

[G. Miller] What!?!

[Paco] Oh come on Miller! You know damn well that anyone in HOP is a bonafied homosexual!

[G. Miller] WHAT?!

[Paco] Is a requirement!

[G. Miller] I can’t believe what I’m hearing.

[Paco] Yeah, it all started with Dean, to Derek Mobley to Josh Allen… They are all funny like that… Oh and don’t even get me started on Draco. You saw that picture of the Sentinels of Insanity? All hugging, resting their heads on each other’s shoulders… if that doesn’t spell Q-U-E-E-R, I don’t know what does!

[G. Miller] You know what? I’m going to go get a plunger!

[Paco] A plunger? For what?

[G. Miller] To unclog your idiotic self because you are full of shit!!

[Paco] ha-ha, very funny.

[G. Miller] Honestly Paco, where do you come up with all that crap?

[Paco] Well I got a couple of writers. One of them use to be in the Family Guy show.

[G. Miller] Are… you… serious?

[Paco] Yup.

[G. Miller] …

[Paco] What!?!

[G. Miller] Nothing. Fans, back to Mimi we go for the third title match of the night!

[Paco] All this gold… We’re bling-blinging tonight!!

-^-[Mimi Vega gets inside the ring again, grabbing everyone’s attention. She stands in the middle of the ring and speaks.]-^- [M. Vega] Senoras y senores es tiempo para la siguiente pelea!! La próxima es un Lucha en triangulo por el cinturón Europeo!!!! -^-[The crowd cheers loudly then “Clint Eastwood” by Gorillaz plays loud, as “The Maniac” Mark Kelly steps out onto the stage. Pyro shoot off, nearly engulfing him, and when they stop, he is in the crowd. Walking around looking for a beer to steal, he finally finds one, takes it, drinks it, and then makes his way to the ring.]-^- [M. Vega] Introduciendo el primer retador. Viniendo desde Washington, DC…. “Maniac” Mark Kelly!!! -^-[Jumping the barrier, Mark gets into the ring. Then "Harder to Breathe" chorus starts up and Harvey slowly walks out through the curtain to the noise of the arena. His white wife beater tank top is in shreds around the waist and his denim shorts are ripped as well. His long black hair wet drips onto his shoulders as he slowly walks to the ring only shifting his eyes back and forth to each side of the aisle, and occasionally extends a hand to a fan or two.]-^- [M. Vega] El Segundo retador. Viniendo desde Upstate, New York… Harvey Danger!!! -^-[Rolling under the ropes, a new life seems to come into Danger as he begins to half pace jog in place and stretches on the ropes awaiting his match. “Bounce” By Bon Jovi plays and the 7 foot Scot known as Street Shark walks out to the top of the ramp and shoots his fist into the air as his pyro goes off.]-^- [M. Vega] Su oponente, el viene desde Glasgow, Scotland…. Senores aqui esta el Campeon de Europa…. Street Shark!!! -^-[ He runs down the ramp into the ring and salutes the crowd on all four sides with a clenched fist. He then takes his title off and tosses it to the ref. He then begins to eye the competition.]-^- [G. Miller] Well a triangle match up here to switch things up a bit. Do you think that Danger and Shark will team up to eliminate Kelly first? [Paco] Well they are a couple of cheaters, so I wouldn’t be surprised. -^-[The bell rings and as expected, both Danger and Shark go after Kelly! They exchange rights and lefts with him and eventually over power him. Kelly drops to one knee but they bring him back up and double whip him towards the ropes. Kelly bounces off and they send him flying with a double back body drop! Shark and Danger quickly drop a double elbow on Kelly and Danger then goes for the pin! One! Two and Shark shoves him off. Danger gets to his feet and asks him “what the hell?” Shark shoves him and Danger shoves him back.]-^- [G. Miller] Looks like this partnership won’t last that long Paco!! [Paco] Hey morons, it’s a triangle match! Hello? Elimination? It doesn’t matter who pins the first guy! -^-[Just then Kelly sits up and gives both guys a low blow!! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd as the ref right away gets on Kelly’s face and warns him. Kelly ignores him as he gets to his feet and grabs Danger first, who is doubling over and tosses him to the outside. Kelly then turns his attention to the big man, nailing him with a hard right hand. Street Sharks stumbles backwards and Kelly then nails him with a big boot to the face, dropping the big man. Kelly brings him back up though, hooks him and drops him with a suplex!]-^- [G. Miller] Kelly using dirty tricks there, but the ref allowed it and now Kelly is in full control. [Paco] He sure is, and did you see how easily he picked up Street Shark? This guy is powerful! -^-[Kelly rolls on top of Shark for the pin and the ref counts, one! Two! Kick out by the champion. Kelly gets to his feet and picks up Street Shark, whipping him towards the ropes. Street Shark reverses it though and Kelly bounces off, Street Shark goes for a big boot but Kelly ducks it and bounces off the other side. Street Shark turns around and Kelly takes the big man down with a clothesline! Kelly goes for another pin but as he does, Danger pulls him off from the outside. He then jumps onto the apron, and as Kelly gets up and turns, Danger jumps over the ropes, connecting with a cross body block, and taking Kelly down for the pin! One! Two! Kick out! ]-^- [G. Miller] Harvey Danger came out of nowhere on that one. [Paco] Yeah, how long has Harvey Danger been in the ICWF? Hasn’t it been too long already? -^-[Danger gets up and brings Kelly to his feet before whipping him towards the ropes. Kelly reverses it though and Danger bounces off, but catches Kelly right on the jaw with a spinning elbow! Kelly goes down hard and Danger makes the pin! One! Two! And Street Shark pulls him off! Danger jumps to his feet and his tag team partner nails him with a hard right hand, that drops him on the mat! Danger looks at him in shock. He gets to his feet and nails Shark with a right hand of his own! Shark nails him back with a knee to his mid section though and that drops Danger to his knees.]-^- [G. Miller] There is no friendship any more Paco, at least during the match… [Paco] Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought there never was a friendship? It was more like Shark tolerating Danger. -^-[Shark brings Danger back up and whips him towards the ropes. Danger bounces off and Shark goes for a clothesline but misses as Danger ducks. Shark turns around and Danger is there to lift the big man up, and he drops him with a side walk slam! Danger jumps to his feet happy about what he just accomplished when Kelly comes from behind him and tosses him to the outside! Kelly then picks up Shark and whips him towards the ropes. Shark bounces off and Kelly drops him with a power-slam! Kelly gets up, but before he can do anything else he is surprised from behind by Danger who nails him with a missile drop kick!]-^- [G. Miller] This match up has been a fast pace one, with not one wrestler getting full control. [Paco] Yeah I must admit, I kind of like all this back and forth action. -^-[Danger gets up and sees both of his opponents down. He looks at both men, wondering who to go after, then decides to go after Shark! He picks him up and hooks him under his arm. He then takes him to the corner where he hops onto the second turnbuckle before jumping off and delivering a DDT!! Danger quickly flips his teammate over and makes the pin! One! Two! Three! The bell rings, letting everyone know that Street Shark has been eliminated! Danger jumps to his feet, happy as can be then turns to face Kelly who nails him with a big boot to the face!]-^- [G. Miller] Street Shark was eliminated by Harvey Danger! By his tag team partner! Even bigger news, the Champion has been eliminated! We’re going to have our first title switch of the night Paco! [Paco] Calm the hell down! I’m shocked that Danger was able to pin someone, let alone the champion though. -^-[Kelly bounces himself of the ropes and then drops a fist right between Danger’s eyes before pinning him! One! Two! Kick out! Kelly gets up and brings Danger to his feet before whipping him towards the ropes. Danger bounces off and Kelly drops him with a power-slam! Kelly dusts his hands off as if to say that’s it and then pins Danger! The ref counts, one! Two! Kick out by Danger! Kelly looks at the ref, getting ready to choke the life out of him. The ref tells him it was only two and Kelly shakes his head disgusted. ]-^- [G. Miller] Kelly has connected twice with his trademark, one on Shark, one on Danger. I still can’t believe Danger eliminated Shark. [Paco] Yeah, it’s pretty shocking. If he wins the European title I think all the European citizens will move to Africa though. -^-[Kelly brings Danger back up and whips him towards the corner. Danger hits hard and Kelly walks over, whipping him towards the other side. Danger hits hard again and comes out stumbling this time. Kelly quickly charges at him, and clotheslines the hell out of him! Danger goes down hard, and nearly flips over as Kelly lays him flat on his back and pins him! One! Two! Th.. kick out! Kelly gets up and brings Danger to his feet, he then hooks him between his legs before lifting him up for a power-bomb! No! Danger breaks free as he lifts him up and then hooks Kelly by his head before dropping him with a DDT! ]-^- [G. Miller] Finally Danger bounces back in this match. Kelly was really given it to him! [Paco] Will you stop for one show with the gay references please!? DAMN! -^-[Danger quickly goes for the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Kelly. Danger gets to his feet and brings Kelly to his. He then hooks him for a suplex, a fisherman’s suplex! Danger gets him up and delivers it perfectly! The ref quickly gets down for the count! One! Two! Th… kick out by Kelly! Danger gets up and brings Kelly to his feet before he whips him towards the ropes. Kelly bounces off and danger goes for a spinning heel, but misses as Kelly ducks! Danger lands flat on his stomach and gets up right away, holding his mid section in pain… Kelly stumbles around but manages to find Danger and walks over. He hooks him by his side, lifting him onto his shoulders! Danger tries to break free but Kelly manages to lock him with a torture rack! The ref asks him if he gives up, but before he can answer Kelly drops down, turning the hold it into a torture-rack-back-breaker! Kelly lets go of Danger and then pins him! The ref quickly makes the count! One! Two! Three! Bell rings!]-^- [M. Vega] Aqui esta el ganador… y el NUUUUUUUEVO!!!! CAMPEON DE EUROPA!!!!! “MANIAC” MARK KELLY!!! -^-[The crowd gives a mix reaction as the ref raises his arm in victory, and hands him his newly won title. ]-^- [G. Miller] Well Mark Kelly wins some gold in the ICWF, and actually, I think he won it faster than his partner did. [Paco] Yeah, and I’m sure Kelly will rub it in all over Parker’s face. Specially if Parker looses later on tonight.

[G. Miller] Yeah, hopefully that won’t lead to a team break up. Speaking of team break ups, do you think we have seen the last of “The Misfits?”

[Paco] For Street Shark’s sake, I hope so. All Danger is doing is holding him back… I think that if they lose the tag team match tonight, he should dump him.

[G. Miller] I don’t know why you underrate Danger so much. He’s a good wrestler!

[Paco] Well if he is a good wrestler, I help in the community and attend AA...

-^-[The cameras fade away from the announcing table and into the backstage area. This area looks to be of a broom closet or a storage closet. The room can be no bigger than seven feet by seven feet. The closet is cluttered with brooms, mops, buckets filled with cleaning solutions, cans of washing fluid, and even a mountain of paper towels. leaning up against the mountain of paper towels is the ICWF's own Lightweight Champion, Draco. He must have given up on trying to escape as now he is relaxing and trying to focus on his up and coming match. He opens up his eyes for a moment and doesn't see Josh Allen anywhere and smirks.]-^-

Draco: Must be off playing hide and go seek with himself.

-^-[Draco leans back enjoying the two ply goodness of his mountain. As he is just getting comfortable he hears something clang behind him. He doesn't bother checking it out or even opening up his eyes for that matter. A few seconds later the top of Draco's mountain of paper towels come falling down on top of him. Josh Allen is seen moving to the other side of the room trying to get away from the scene of the crime as it was. Draco pokes his head up from the numerous rolls of paper towels that are covering him. He looks over to Josh Allen who is whistling innocently to himself. ]-^-

Draco: Josh...

-^-[No response other than the innocent whistle he had started a moment ago.]-^-

Draco: Josh...

-^-[Once again all Josh Allen is doing is whistling innocently to himself ignoring Draco and the stare that follows his voice.]-^-

Draco: JOSH!

-^-[This time his loud voice gets him a response from Allen. Allen looks over to Draco and nods to him ignoring his current situation of being buried up to his neck in rolls of paper towels.]-^-

Josh Allen: Ya, buddy?

-^-[The look that Allen gets makes him look away for a moment. He looks back and has a look of shock upon his face as he walks over to help Draco out of the pile of paper towels surrounding him. Draco doesn't accept the help as Allen goes back over to the other side of the room next to a shelf of cleaning products. ]-^-

Josh Allen: Avalanche on Mount Draco, eh?

Draco: Shut up!

Josh Allen: Just trying to make friendly conversation.

Draco: YOU! You of all the damn people in this arena!

-^-[Draco falls back onto the rubble of his former mountain and crosses his arms across his chest. Josh Allen looks over at him and scratches his head trying to make the best of this situation.]-^-

Josh Allen: How about them Yankees?

-^-[Before he was half way done with his question, Draco storms up and grabs one of the broom sticks. Josh Allen's eyes get wider as he sees Draco take a few steps toward him. Draco stops short, well short, of Josh Allen and slams the broom stick on the floor and points to it.]-^-

Draco: Don't cross this line!

Josh Allen: But--

Draco: DON'T! D-O-N-APOSTROPHE-T! DON'T!

-^-[Josh Allen nods a it in understanding and raises his hand. Draco looks at him like he has lost his mind and points to him with a sigh.]-^-

Draco: What?

Josh Allen: I found these--

-^-[He produces a pack of playing cards and shows them to Draco. He shrugs a bit and pulls out his wallet and begins to count the bills that he is carrying. Draco looks at him with a raised eyebrow of confusion and curiosity.]-^-

Josh Allen: We could always play some poker to pass the time.

Draco: Well...

Josh Allen: Chicken. Bucka! Bucka!

-^-[Draco pulls out his wallet quickly and slams it down on the ground in front of him. He also takes his Lightweight title from underneath the rubble of what once was Mount Draco and puts that next to his wallet. Josh Allen finds his World Title on the shelf and sets it down next to Draco's and extends his hand out across the belts. Draco accepts and smirks. ]-^-

Draco: Didn't know I would get your belt this soon.

Josh Allen: Don't count on it, sparky.

-^-[Josh Allen gives the cards to Draco and he begins to shuffle them like a professional card dealer in Las Vegas. Josh Allen swallows as he sees this and tries to forget it.]-^-

Draco: Have you ever seen Shade?

Josh Allen: No.

Draco: Gooood.

-^-[He smirks a bit as he begins to deal for their poker game. The camera cuts back to the announcing table where Paco and Miller are sitting.]-^-

[Paco]: Why can we not find them!? Is there that many closets around here?

[G. Miller]: Maybe they are playing strip poker.

[Paco]: Damn, ese! Will you go back into the closet you came out of!?

[G. Miller]: What? Closet? I don't get it.

[Paco]: Nevermind, homo!

[G. Miller] You are so rude! Fans, lets send you back to Mimi before I get animalistic on Paco!

[Paco] ANAL WHAT!? YOU WON’T DO ANYTHING THAT HAS THE WORD ANAL ON IT WITH ME PUTO!!

-^-[Mimi Vega is once again inside the ring, ready to her thing.]-^- [M. Vega] Damas y caballeros es tiempo para la siguiente lucha y esta es por el cinturon Intercontinental!!! -^-[The crowd cheers loudly then “Hair of the Dogs” By Guns and Roses begins to play and flames erupt from the entrance way...We see a man emerge from the flames unscarred and unburned...Trent Steel makes his way to the ring...]-^- [M. Vega] Introduciendo primero el retador… Viniendo desde Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, aqui esta un miembro de “Terror Corps…” Trent Steel!!! -^-[He leaps to the top of the ring apron and goes in under the third rope...Trent removes his shades and trench coat and hands it to an assistant outside of the ring. Then “Pornostar” by Buck Cherry plays as Pete Parker comes out onto the stage, flanked on each side of him are two very lovely blondes. Both are wearing red and white outfits, showing just about everything they have.]-^- [M. Vega] Su oponerte, viniendo desde Hollywood, California… Aqui esta un miembro de la “FTF” y el Campeon Intercontinental!!!! “Pornstar” Pete Parker!!! -^-[They lead Pete to the ring. He then slides in, grabs the top rope and stretches out.]-^- [G. Miller] This one should be a good match up Paco. [Paco] Man are we going to have any kind of hardcore matches today? I’m dying here! -^-[The bell rings and both men launch at each other, locking up in the middle of the ring. Parker quickly applies a headlock but Steel quickly shoves him to the ropes. Parker bounces off and Steel sends him flying with an arm drag. Parker lands hard but gets up right away, holding his lower back in pain. Steel is up too, just waiting for Parker to make a move… Parker paces back and forth before locking up with Trent Steel again. Again he applies the headlock and again Steel pushes him off. Parker bounces off the ropes and Steel sends him flying with a Japanese arm drag this time! Parker slides to the outside and slaps the apron frustrated.]-^- [G. Miller] Not a good start for Pete Parker Paco. [Paco] No you think? He can’t lose his cool though. The last thing you want is to let Trent Steel inside your head. If you do that, you’ve already lost. -^-[Parker paces around on the outside and then is surprised by a leaping Trent Steel, who lands right on top of him with a plancha! The crowd cheers loudly and Trent Steel jumps to his feet, pumped up. He picks up Pete Parker and tosses him inside the ring, before going in himself and making the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out! Trent Steel gets up and brings Parker back up, whipping him to the corner. Parker hits hard and Trent Steel follows it up with a crushing clothesline! Steel then hooks Parker for a suplex, lifts him and drops him forward, right onto the top turnbuckle!]-^- [G. Miller] It’s all about Trent Steel in the early goings here Paco. He looks like he really wants to become the new Intercontinental Champion! [Paco] He’s hungry for gold and I’m sure Jason Blood having gold and not him, is really eating him up right now. -^-[Parker is hung out to dry on the turnbuckle and Steel simply pulls him off, causing him to land hard on his back. Steel then makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Parker! Trent Steel gets up and brings him to his feet before whipping him towards the ropes. Parker bounces off and Steel goes for a back body drop but Parker sees it in time and he hooks and drops Steel with a swinging neck-breaker! The crowd gives a mix reaction as Parker finally shows signs of life. Steel is down but so is Parker, and the ref begins the 10 count. ]-^- [G. Miller] The Champion finally gets something going, catching Trent Steel off guard. [Paco] Yeah, Steel had Parker right where he wanted him, why did he try going for a simple back body drop!? -^-[The ref reaches five on the count and Parker starts to move around. Steel sits up as well, holding the back of his head in pain. Parker gets to his feet and walks over to Steel, kicking him right on his chest! Parker then begins a stomp-a-thon all over his chest before bringing him up and then whipping him towards the ropes. Steel bounces off and Parker lifts him up and drops him with a pancake slam! Steel flips over from the impact and Parker quickly makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out! Parker gets up and sits up Steel, applying a reversed chin lock.]-^- [G. Miller] The Champion is in control of the match up and Trent Steel better be careful. Parker is known for his great combos, he might just finish him off here. [Paco] Yeah he might but Steel has a lot left right now ese. He might be down, but not out. -^-[Steel tries to get out of the hold, making it to one knee then to both. Parker fearing Steel might get out turns the hold into a headlock but that just gives Steel the opening to lift him up and drop him with a side suplex! Steel slowly sits up and then makes it to his feet. He then picks up Parker and whips him towards the ropes. Parker reverses it though and Steel bounces off, landing right on the arms of Parker who lifts him up and drops him with a spinning spine-buster!! “OOOH!” is heard from the crowd after the vicious move. Parker quickly makes the pin, one! Two! Th.. kick out! ]-^- [G. Miller] There it is! There is Parker’s trademark and if Steel wasn’t in trouble before, he sure is now!! [Paco] Yeah, I’ll change my comment to he might be down, and he might be out! -^-[Parker makes the pin on Steel again, one! Two! Kick out again! Parker gets to his feet and then brings Steel to his, wrapping his arms around his waist then putting his head under Steel’s arm. He then runs forward, ramming Steel against the turnbuckle, damaging the back even more. Parker drags Steel back to the middle of the ring before running and ramming him again against the corner! Parker now picks up Trent Steel and sets him on the top turnbuckle. He then hops onto the second turnbuckle but before he can do anything Steel begins to nail him with right hands.]-^- [G. Miller] Trent Steel is trying to slow down Parker, trying to find any opening against this great champion. [Paco] Yeah it’s been a tough match up for Steel but I have a feeling he’s about to turn it around here. -^-[Parker fights back but Steel has the better position and a head butt by him sends Parker crashing down to the canvas. Steel gains his balance and then jumps off, dropping his knee right on Parker’s forehead! Parker rolls around holding his head in pain as Steel gets to his feet and then grabs Parker, bringing him to his feet. He then whips him towards the ropes but Parker reverses it. Steel bounces off and Parker jumps onto his shoulders, but Steel blocks whatever it is he was going to try with a power-bomb! ]-^- [G. Miller] and that’s the kind of move Trent Steel needed in this match! That’s huge for him, he has to stick to Parker like glue now! [Paco] Simon ese, that was a hell of a power-bomb! But Steel has to follow through. -^-[Steel makes the pin and the ref counts, one! Two! Th… kick out! Steel gets to his feet and then drags Parker to his. He then runs towards the ropes, bounces off and nails a standing Parker with a spinning heel kick! Parker goes down hard and Steel makes the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out by Parker! Steel gets up and then walks over to Parker’s legs and grabs them, hooks them under his arms and then catapults him, sending him crashing against the turnbuckle! Parker is hung out to dry and Steel gets to his feet, charges at him and crushes him with a big time splash!]-^- [G. Miller] Trent Steel has turned this match around. He is really taking it to Parker, and if there was ever a time in this match for Steel to win it, it is right now Paco! [Paco] Yeah, Steel should go for the kill! -^-[Steel turns Parker around and then hooks one of his legs, lifts him up and then delivers a knee-breaker! Steel doesn’t let go of the leg and instead he hooks it, hooks the other leg, spins Parker around and applies a sharpshooter, his finisher! The ref right away gets on Parker’s face and asks him if he gives up!? Parker says no and tries to get to the ropes which aren’t far… Steel tries to lock the sharpshooter but can’t and Parker manages to escape as he grabs the nearest bottom rope! The ref tells Steel to break it, he won’t do it! The ref warns him and Steel finally breaks the hold.]-^- [G. Miller] Pete Parker got lucky there, as he was near the ropes when Steel applied the X-Treme Prejudice. [Paco] Yeah, I’ll tell you what though, if I was Steel, I would go right back to it. -^-[On cue, Steel does just that, dragging steel to the middle of the ring and then tries to apply the sharpshooter again. Parker sits up though, grabbing Steel by his head and hooking him with an inside cradle! One! Two! Kick out by Steel! Steel gets to his feet quick and then kicks Parker right on his chest. Steel then brings him back up and then hooks him between his legs. He tries to lift him up for a pile-driver but Parker blocks it and back-body drops Steel! Parker stumbles around as Steel gets up. Steel turns Parker around but Parker gives him a kick to the mid section. Steel doubles over and Parker hooks him between his legs, hooks both arms, pulls him up and delivers a double-under-hook-pile-driver! Parker doesn’t go for the pin, instead he heads for the corner as Steel is flat on his back. Parker climbs the corner, stands at the very top and then jumps off, and connects with a corkscrew-five-star-frog-splash! Parker hooks the leg for the pin and the ref counts! One! Two! Three! Bell rings.]-^- [M. Vega] Aqui esta su ganador… y TODAVIA!!!! El Campeon Intercontinental!!!! “PORNSTAR” PETE PARKER!!! -^-[The ref raises Parker’s arm high in the air as the crowd gives him a mix reaction.]-^- [G. Miller] The champion is able to hold off a late surge from Trent Steel, and is able to put him away with the Rising Star. [Paco] Yeah Trent Steel was able to apply his submission finisher, but couldn’t lock it or sit on it fully and Parker was able to escape. [G. Miller] Yeah and from there Parker found an opening and connected with that vicious set up move. I got to tell ya Paco, he has one of the most vicious set up moves I’ve ever seen. [Paco] Yeah, a lot of wrestlers could use that as finisher, but not Parker. He prefers the more flashier high flying move. [G. Miller] Yup.

-^-[Back once again in the closet room, the poker game seems to have come to an end. Both men sit on their respective sides of the room. Draco starts thinking about his match with Allen. Allen looks at his watch, then suddenly lifts it up towards his mouth and pushes a button.]-^-

Josh Allen: Allen to Chimpy, do you read, over? Ksssht ...

-^-[Nothing. Allen sighs, and tries to dodge the 'stupid ass' look from Draco.]-^-

Draco: What the hell are you doing?

Josh Allen: Eh, always works in the movies.

Draco: Yeah, and so does sticking a credit card through a door crack to break in, or in the case, out, of a room. But not now that I'm stuck in this god forsaken room with you!

-^-[Allen looks around, just ignoring Draco. Suddenly, a grin comes across his face. The scene fades out of the closet and down to the security room, where several televisions show scenes from different parts of the building. A man in uniform, kicked back snoozing in his chair, suddenly sets up and quickly rushes a glimpse through his screens. He stops at camera seven, rubs his eyes, yawns, rubs again, then turns to his partner, also snoozing. He slaps him on the forehead, causing the man to fly out of his seat.]-^-

Guard #1: Hey amigo, check out camera seven!

Guard #2: Whoa, vato, are those two dudes doing the Macarena?! Quick, send someone to get them OUT of there!

-^-[We follow a guard down the hallway. He stops at the door and slings it open. Inside, both men, dancing like crazy, stop immediately. Draco and Allen both step out of the room, the guard throwing them a wild glance.]-^-

Guard #1: Were you ... dancing?

Josh Allen: NO, we uh…

Draco: Well, no, the thing was, ...

Josh Allen: Oh, we were being attacked by ...

Draco: Flies!

Josh Allen: ... ants!

-^-[Draco looks at Allen and shakes his head, then looks at the guard, who isn't buying any of it.]-^-

Josh Allen: Uh, those mean Salvadorian fly-ants! Yeah, man, you really should spray that room down! They were tearing us UP!

-^-[Both men begin to walk away before Draco suddenly stops, remembering something.]-^-

Draco: Damn it, forgot my belt! Allen, hold up, get your stupid little belt before you leave!

-^-[Draco goes into the room and comes out carrying the Heavyweight and Lightweight belts. He extends the Lightweight belt to Allen, who rips it quickly out of his hand.]-^-

Josh Allen: Seriously man, come on!? It was poker! You seriously don't think your Royal Flush beat my three aces do you?

-^-[Draco throws Allen's Heavyweight title over his shoulder, gives Allen a cold short stare, then walks off to prepare for their main event match. Allen shrugs and yells down the hall way, not at Draco, but at his belt.]-^-

Josh Allen: Don't worry my friend, I'll get you back in just a second!!

Draco: Maybe in hell!

-^-[Josh Allen shakes his head, turns and runs right into Caelan Tyler who looks pissed.]-^-

[Caelan Tyler] Dude, where in the HELL have you been!?!

[Josh Allen] Don’t ask!

[Caelan Tyler] I got to ask! Do you know what time it is?

[Josh Allen] A little after 10?

[Caelan Tyler] No you moron! Is time for our tag match!

[Josh Allen] Oh shit!

-^-[Fade back to Miller and Paco, who have been arguing over the Macarena. ]-^-

[G. Miller]: I'm telling you, my mother invented that dance! You can make fun of me all you want, but it was her idea!

[Paco]: Right, and next ese, you're going to tell me your father invented the moon walk? Or the crotch thrust?

[G. Miller]: Nah, he didn't really have a crotch to thrust, man. OH we're back! Fan’s, looks like our Main Event participants are finally free. Good timing too, as Josh Allen’s match is next!

[Paco] The Main Event is next!?!

[G. Miller] No, the #1 tag team title match.

[Paco] Oh that…

-^-[Mimi Vega is inside the ring, talking with some fans briefly. She then walks towards the middle of the ring and speaks.]-^- [M. Vega] Damas y caballeros la siguiente es una Triple Battle Royal for el chance de pelear en la proxima pay per view por los cinturones en equipo! El Luchador que sea el sobreveedor, ganar el chance para su equipo. Ahora, conoscamos a los equipos! -^-[“Violent Life” by Andrew WK hits and Street Shark walks out onto the entrance ramp. Street Shark slowly makes his way down the ramp, acknowledging the fans and Harvey Danger stumbles through the curtain behind him. Danger picks himself up and runs to catch up with his partner. Shark doesn't seem to notice as Danger catches up and begins patting him on the back and talking trash.]-^- [M. Vega] Introduciendo primero el equipo de Street Shark y Harvey Danger… The Misfits!!! -^-[Harvey gets into a verbal match with a fan on the ramp, but quickly hides behind Street Shark. Street Shark just rolls his eyes and climbs into the ring. Once both are in the ring, the electrifying guitar strings hit as "Paradise City" by Guns & Roses rises from soft to loud. With each different beat, a new spotlight comes on, and finally blue and orange sparks fly into a frenzy on the stage. Caelan Tyler comes out first shaking his head as he is followed by Josh Allen who is still changing into his wrestling gear. ]-^- [M. Vega] Su oponentes… El equipo de Caelan Tyler y El Campeon de el Mundo, Josh Allen…. Motion Picture!!! -^-[Tyler gets inside the ring and Josh Allen continues to get ready. Then “Close Friends” by ‘Adema’ begins to play and a yin yang appears on the Insane-A-Tron as strobe lights fill the arena, flickering on and off. Onto the ramp walks Talon and The Jackrabbit side-by-side, their eyes scanning the crowd. The Jackrabbit tips back his head and begins to laugh, and Talon gives him a look from the corner of his eyes, a piece of lead piping in each hand. Talon walks now to the ring, followed closely by The Jackrabbit who skips along behind him.]-^- [M. Vega] Y el ultimo equipo… Representando “The Brethren” Aqui estan The Jackrabbit y Talon… Fusion!!! -^-[ Talon slides under the ropes into the ring as The Jackrabbit bounces onto the apron and climbs through the middle rope. Talon climbs the nearest turnbuckle, holding his arms out as The Jackrabbit crosses the ring and leaps onto the opposite, lifting two index fingers and giving his salute to the crowd. Both men then return to their feet, and Talon tosses his lead piping to ringside.]-^- [G. Miller] Well this one is set to go and for those who didn’t understand Mimi let me break it down for you. This match up is a Tag Team Battle Royal. Whoever is the sole survivor, will earn his team 2 wins and a shot at the Tag Team Titles. [Paco] This should be good… and is a good break from all this regular matches we’ve been having. -^-[The bell rings and all three teams look at each other, trying to decide if they should make the first move, or let others do it. Street Shark seems to have had enough of the waiting and launches himself at the World Champion, Josh Allen! He begins to exchange rights and left with him but Caelan Tyler quickly helps him out. The Jackrabbit pulls him off though and begins brawling with him. That leaves Talon and Danger and Danger quickly tries to bail out but Talon grabs him, turns him around and nails him with a hard right hand, dropping him down!]-^- [G. Miller] All hell has broken loose and it was expected in this match up! [Paco] Sure the hell was, thank you wrestling gods! Finally a match I can really enjoy! -^-[Talon brings him back up, hooks him and drops him with a suplex! Shark backs Allen to the corner and nails him with hellacious knife edge chops! Tyler and The Jackrabbit continue to exchange rights and lefts until The Jackrabbit nails him with a knee to his mid section. He then applies a gut wrench before delivering a gut wrench suplex! Talon brings Danger back up and whips him to the corner where Danger hits hard and he follows it up with a crushing clothesline. Street Shark places his foot on Allen’s throat and begins to choke the life out of him!]-^- [G. Miller] Josh Allen and Caelan Tyler are in trouble, but really, they have the advantage on this match up. All four other guys already had matches. The Misfits both lost their match, but Talon and JR won theirs. [Paco] Yeah, but I doubt that advantage is any help when you are getting choked by a size 16 boot! -^-[The Jackrabbit picks up Caelan and whips him towards the ropes. Tyler reverses it though and The Jackrabbit bounces off. Caelan jumps up and nails him right on the kisser with a drop kick! Caelan gets to his feet and sees Allen getting choked. He walks over and kicks Street Shark right between the legs! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd loudly… Shark leans against the ropes doubled over in pain and Caelan tells Allen to help him get him out! Allen nods and both men try to push him over the top. Just then, The Jackrabbit and Talon walk over and help them! Street Shark tries to hang out but can’t and all four men send him over the top and onto the floor!]-^- [G. Miller] The biggest man in the match has been eliminated! Imagine that! We saw teamwork between Fusion and Motion Picture! [Paco] Well to be honest I expected Street Shark to dominate in this match up… So much for that though! -^-[The elimination celebration is short lived as all four members start brawling again. Allen battles The Jackrabbit as Talon fights Caelan Tyler. Harvey Danger seems to grow a set of balls as he gets up and charges at both Talon and Tyler, knocking them both down with a double clothesline! Danger picks up Talon first, lifts him for a body slam and slams him in the middle of the ring. He then picks up Tyler and whips him towards the ropes. Tyler bounces off and Danger catches him with a flying elbow! Allen on the other side whips The Jackrabbit to the ropes but The Jackrabbit reverses it pulling Allen in and dropping him with a short arm clothesline!]-^- [G. Miller] This match has evened up quite a bit. You have to wonder though, just how much this match up is going to take out of the World Champion. [Paco] Hell if you are Draco you are hoping these other four guys beat the living hell out of him! -^-[The Jackrabbit stomps a bit on Allen before picking him up and then hooking him for a suplex. He gets him up and delivers a brain-buster instead! The Jackrabbit gets up only to be turned around by Danger who gives him a kick to the gut, hooks him by his head and drops him with a face buster! Danger gets up pumped but he then gets hooked from behind by Caelan Tyler who drops him with a release German suplex! Caelan Tyler gets to his feet and then picks up Danger. He hooks him for a suplex, gets him up but as he does, Talon nails Tyler with a drop kick right to the chest sending him down and Danger on top of him!]-^- [G. Miller] It’s like a watching dominos fall Paco. No one is really running away with this match up. [Paco] No, but you can pretty much count The Misfits out of the title run. There is no way Danger can pull this win off. -^-[Talon grabs Harvey Danger by his hair and tights and then tosses him over the top rope! Danger hangs on to the top rope and slides back in though. Talon walks over, ready to pick him up but Josh Allen comes from behind, pulling back on his head, hooking it and dropping him with a reversed DDT! Allen gets up and he is turned around by The Jackrabbit who goes for a right hand, Allen ducks it though and then kicks him on his mid section. The Jackrabbit doubles over and Allen jumps up and drops him with a fame-ass-err!]-^- [G. Miller] Josh Allen the World Champion starting to take command now. He has to be careful though, again, he doesn’t want to waste all his energy. [Paco] If he wants to win, he has no choice but to Miller. Regardless of what happens in this match, Draco already has the advantage! -^-[Tyler joins Allen and both pick the Jackrabbit back up. They double hook him and drop him with a double suplex! They get back up and then pick up Talon. They double whip him towards the ropes. They go for a double clothesline but miss as Talon ducks. He bounces off the other side, and as they turn around, he nails them with a flying clothesline! The Jackrabbit gets up and Talon grabs Josh Allen as The Jackrabbit grabs Caelan Tyler. Talon gives Allen a kick to the mid section and then runs towards the ropes, bounces off and nails Allen with an axe kick!]-^- [G. Miller] Motion Picture had it there for a minute, but now, Fusion is in control! [Paco] Yeah, and where is Danger by the way? Is he hiding again!? -^-[The Jackrabbit whips Caelan Tyler towards the ropes but Tyler reverses it. The Jackrabbit bounces off and Caelan Tyler goes for a back body drop! The Jackrabbit stops dead on his tracks though and hooks Tyler up with a pump handle! He then delivers an over-the-head-pump-handle-slam that sends Tyler flying over the top rope, onto the outside!! The crowd boos loudly as one half of Motion Picture has been eliminated. The Jackrabbit gets up and Talon tells him to help him with Allen. They double whip him towards the ropes, Allen bounces off and they lift him up for a back body drop, no, Allen hooks their head and drops them with a double DDT instead!]-^- [G. Miller] Josh Allen comes up big there, but now he is in serious trouble as his tag team partner has been eliminated! [Paco] Fusion can win this match up with ease! All they got to do is get rid of the tick named Danger, then beat up the World Champion real good, and get rid of him. -^-[Josh Allen stumbles to his feet only to get nailed with a spinning heel kick from Harvey Danger! Harvey quickly gets up and picks up Allen, whipping him towards the corner. Allen hits hard and Danger follows it up with a big time splash! Danger then pulls the World Champion off the corner and hooks him under his arm. He climbs onto the second turnbuckle and then drops him with a DDT!! Danger gets up, happy he just delivered his finisher on the champion! He turns around and is met by two hands who grab him by his neck, lift him and double choke-slam him!]-^- [G. Miller] Harvey Danger was doing too much celebrating there and Fusion made him pay with a double choke-slam! [Paco] That was a sweat choke-slam! Ok Fusion, you got them both down. Now toss their asses to the outside! -^-[Talon goes to the corner and then climbs to the very top. He then jumps off and connects with a swan-dive-head-butt! The Jackrabbit then picks him back up and lifts him into an Alabama slam position. He turns to face the camera, getting ready to deliver his finisher when Josh Allen comes out of nowhere with a super-kick, catching The Jackrabbit right on his jaw!! The Jackrabbit falls down and Danger is spared. Talon quickly begins exchanging rights and lefts with Josh Allen. Talon gets the upper hand, backing Allen to the ropes.]-^- [G. Miller] I think Allen saved Danger on purpose there. He didn’t want to be there alone against two members of The Brethren! [Paco] I wish I could say that was a smart move but we all know, having Danger in your team is more like adding another member to your opponents. -^-[Talon lifts Allen and tries to eliminate him but Harvey Danger comes from behind, grabbing him by his legs and sending both men over the top! Allen is able to hang on and roll back inside but Talon falls to the outside! The crowd cheers loudly and Danger starts doing a happy dance. The Jackrabbit gets to his feet and waits for Danger to turn towards him. When he does, The Jackrabbit charges at him and goes for a clothesline but Danger ducks and The Jackrabbit runs right onto Allen who back body drops him over the top rope! The Jackrabbit hangs on to the bottom rope and slides right back in!]-^- [G. Miller] That was oh so close! The Jackrabbit was almost a goner and all thanks to Harvey Danger! [Paco] I can’t believe he eliminated Talon! That’s not suppose to happen! He should have been the first guy eliminated! -^-[Josh Allen starts to put the boots to The Jackrabbit and Danger comes over and starts helping him! They then pick up The Jackrabbit and double whip him towards the ropes. He bounces off and they send him flying with a double back body drop! Allen then tells Danger to run towards the ropes. He does and Allen does too. They bounce off and both connect with a leg drop! They both get to their feet and Allen asks for a high five. Danger goes to give it to him but Allen kicks him on his mid section instead! The crowd boos loudly as Allen shrugs and then tosses Danger over the top! He hangs on though and slides right back in. ]-^- [G. Miller] Josh Allen there, showing very uncharacteristic moves there. [Paco] Come on, not even Josh Allen takes Danger seriously! -^-[Josh Allen picks up The Jackrabbit and whips him towards the corner. The Jackrabbit hits hard and Josh Allen charges at him but he gets double boots to the face instead! Allen stumbles backwards and The Jackrabbit explodes out of the corner with a clothesline! The Jackrabbit brings Allen back up and then hooks him between his legs. He then lifts him up and drops him with a double-under-hook-seated-power-bomb! The Jackrabbit gets up and then drags Allen towards the ropes. He then tries to pick him up but gets surprised from behind by Danger who turns him around, lifts him for a body slam but drops him neck first onto the top rope instead!]-^- [G. Miller] Good three way action going on here. I know Paco predicts that Danger will be out next… But I don’t know, I still think Danger can win it! [Paco] Danger must be paying you to say all those lies! How much is he paying you? Thousand bucks? Or is he paying you with “meat” bills if you know what I mean? -^-[The Jackrabbit holds his neck in pain and Danger is not done as he turns him around and whips him towards the ropes. The Jackrabbit bounces off and Danger catches him and drops him with a side walk slam! Danger gets up and is about to pick The Jackrabbit up but he gets turned around by Josh Allen who whips him towards the corner where Danger hits hard! Josh Allen then picks up the Jackrabbit and whips him towards the ropes. The Jackrabbit bounces off and Josh Allen jumps onto his shoulders and goes for a hurricanrana, no, blocked by The Jackrabbit who power-bombs him! The Jackrabbit stumbles backwards onto the ropes from the impact and Harvey Danger comes out of nowhere, clothes-lining him over the top! Both men go over the top but only The Jackrabbit falls to the outside!]-^- [G. Miller] Harvey Danger has eliminated The Jackrabbit! He Eliminated Talon too! I told you he’s going to win it Paco!! [Paco] You got to be kidding me! That moron eliminated Fusion all by himself!?! I got to be dreaming… or sick.. Maybe The Don Jose Cuervo bottle of tequila I’m drinking is expired. -^-[Danger is stoked. He looks at Allen who is down and holding his head in pain. The crowd is applauding getting behind him. He walks over to Allen and picks him up. He then lifts him onto his shoulders and then runs towards the ropes and tosses Allen over, no, Allen hangs onto him and both men go over the top!! Harvey Danger falls to the outside and so does Allen, no, he hangs on to ropes and only one of his feet touches the ground! He then pulls himself back up and slides back inside the ring! The ref calls for the bell and it rings!]-^- [M. Vega] Y aqui esta su ganador... Representando Motion Picture… JOSH ALLEN!!! -^-[The crowd gives a mix reaction, as they seem to be pulling for the underdog. ]-^- [G. Miller] Josh Allen has won the title shot for his team, but you got to give Harvey Danger a lot of credit. He put a great effort! [Paco] Yeah but in the end he remember who he was and he did what he was suppose to do. Lose. [G. Miller] Are you ever going to give credit to Danger? Are you ever going to consider him a real wrestler? A real ICWF superstar? You know you are the only one right? [Paco] Let’s see. No, no and no. I don’t care if I’m the only one. That only means that I’m the only one that is RIGHT.

-^-[The camera switches to the backstage area. We see PIC walking down the hall in which all the locker rooms are located. He stops right in front of the HOP locker room and then shakes his head. He then keeps walking until he is standing outside of non other than ODJ’s office. PIC takes a deep breath and then knocks on the door. ODJ tells him to come in and PIC enters. Right away he is met by The Jackrabbit, Talon and Justin Taylor. PIC looks at all of them, him not backing down and the neither. Before anything happens though, ODJ speaks. ]-^-

[ODJ] It’s ok guys, let him in.

-^-[All three men step aside to reveal ODJ sitting behind his desk. He gets to his feet and then walks around his desk to meet PIC. They stand there face to face, neither making a move. ODJ then takes a step backwards and smiles. PIC smiles back and then they hug! Taylor, Talon and The Jackrabbit smile as they pat PIC on his shoulders. PIC shakes hands with all of them, including ODJ who says… ]-^-

[ODJ] Welcome home pal. Welcome home.

-^-[Taylor closes the door right on the camera. The scene switches back to Paco and Miller who are shocked.]-^-

[G. Miller] Welcome home!?! What in the hell? Why didn’t PIC go to the HOP locker room? Why is he in ODJ’s office? Why did he… hug him!?!

[Paco] Why!? Why?! Why!? You’re worst than a wife after she caught her husband with his dick on the pussy jar. We don’t know why, but I think it’s hella cool! Finally PIC has seen the light! He has apologized to ODJ and begged for his job back!

[G. Miller] I doubt he did all of that. But, I mean, wow, the way they embraced it seemed as if they were good old friends. Pals as ODJ said.

[Paco] Well maybe they are now friends.

[G. Miller] How can they be friends!?! PIC doesn’t remember anyone his friends.. his enemies… His… wait a minute…

[Paco] What?

[G. Miller] What if, what if the person PIC called wasn’t a member of HOP but… ODJ himself!?

[Paco] What!?

[G. Miller] What if ODJ filled his head with all this lies? What if ODJ brainwashed PIC?!!!

[Paco] WHAT!?!

[G. Miller] Who are you? Lil Jon?!

[Paco] YEAH!!!!

[G. Miller] Stop it asshole! Listen to what I’m saying, what if that’s what ODJ did? This is huge Paco!

[Paco] C’mon man. ODJ is evil but he’s not that evil. He wouldn’t do something like that!

[G. Miller] He screwed El Linchador’s mom! He would do that and then some!

[Paco] Oh you had to bring that up didn’t you?!

[G. Miller] I think that’s exactly what ODJ did. He brainwashed PIC, I mean, why else would PIC be rude to all his old friends? Why would PIC ignore the HOP locker room? Why would he greet The Brethren as if they were his long lost relatives?

[Paco] Because he’s made a change for the better?

[G. Miller] Ugh, talking to you is like talking to a wall. A drunken wall. Let’s go back to Joey for a very unique match up, a match up that will determine the #1 contender to the World Title and The Hardcore Champion!

[Paco] Hey you know what I was thinking? What if ODJ brainwashed PIC!?!

[G. Miller] OH SHUT UP!

-^-[The bell rings three times, once again grabbing the attention of the fans. Mimi Vega gets inside the ring and speaks.]-^- [M. Vega] Damas y caballeros es tiempo para la siguiente Lucha y esta es por el Campeonato Hardcore y por el primer puesto para el Campeonato de el Mundo!!! -^-[ The lights go down, and a pair of yellow lights shoot straight up to the rafters. With a BOOM, the bass line of “Hey Ladies” by the Beastie Boys starts up. The fans get on their feet, as the Insane-A-Tron shows the big smiling face of El Linchador. “Hey Ladies in the place I’m calling out to ya” the lyrics shout, as out from the entryway gallops El Linchador. He’s riding an imaginary horse, and stops at the top of ramp. He raises his hands in the air, and red, yellow and white explosions go off behind him.]-^- [M. Vega] Introduciendo el primer retador, viniendo desde La Corunna, España… El Linchador!!! -^-[ He makes his way to the ring and slides in, quickly going to the corner and climbing it, pumping the crowd up even more. The lights dim as the arena goes silent. The crowd sits on the edge of their seat in anticipation as "Raise Your Hands" by Bon Jovi begins to play over the loudspeakers. As the song's instrumental intro draws closer to the lyrics...a large burst of pyro shoots across the stage, the song coming to a complete stop. As the smoke clears, PIC stands in the middle of the stage, arms straight up in the air. The crowd begins booing as they see the kind of t-shirt he is wearing…. A Brethren T-Shirt!]-^- [M. Vega] Introduciendo el Segundo retador… Viniendo desde Kannapolis, North Carolina y representando “The Brethren…” PIC!!! -^-[ The song picks up at the chorus as PIC jumps up and begins running toward the ring. PIC slides into the ring and hits the ropes, awaiting the opening bell. The lights go down as the Insane-A-Tron starts to play a video of a mask.. A mask worn by only one man.. Blood drips over the screen as "Praise" by Sevendust comes over the PA as Jason Blood enters the arena...Jason walks down to the ring with his manager Amber Dextris...]-^- [M. Vega] Y ahora, introduciendo el Campeon del Hardcore… Viniendo desde Statesville, North Carolina y representando “Terror Corps…” “The New Face of Fame” Jason Blood!!! -^-[= Jason gets into the ring with her and poses for the crowd as they chant..."Flash us! Flash us! Flash us!" to Amber...Amber leaves after she takes Jason's coat and the crowd boos loudly..]-^- [G. Miller] 3 wrestlers who know each other too well Paco getting ready to go at it here. Jason Blood is the favorite simply because he has had the most success lately out of all three. El Linchador hasn’t won a match since his return and PIC is just returning after missing in action for so long. [Paco] Yeah. Honestly, to me, they are all losers. I don’t like any of them, and I could care less who wins. However, since this is hardcore rules, I hope they all beat the hell out of each other until they are a bloody mess. -^-[The bell rings and since this is a 3 way dance match and not a triangle match, one of the wrestlers must go out. PIC doesn’t hesitate, stepping to the outside. The bell rings and Jason Blood begins to circle the ring along with El Linchador. They finally lock up in the middle of the ring and the crowd cheers loudly. El Linchador quickly applies a headlock and then takes Jason Blood down with it. Blood quickly gets out of it though, wrapping his legs around El Linchador’s neck. El Linchador kicks out of the hold though, jumping to his feet and Blood jumps to his feet too. ]-^- [G. Miller] Jason Blood fought Josh Allen at the last PPV for the World Title and lost. PIC fought Killa Kali a few months back for the World Title and lost. El Linchador has yet to fight for the World Title this year, and after losing two matches straight, you have to wonder if he ever will. [Paco] I thought I would never say this but, you just made a great point. All these guys are LOSERS and NONE of them deserve to be fighting for the World Title. -^-[They lock up again but this time Jason Blood applies a headlock, then turns it into a hammerlock before releasing it and delivering a drop kick right to the back of El Linchador’s head! He stumbles onto the corner and Jason Blood gets up, charges at him and crushes him with a splash! Jason Blood turns him around and whips him to the opposite side. El Linchador hits hard and Jason Blood charges at him, going for another splash but misses as El Linchador rolls out of the way! Blood hits the turnbuckle hard and El Linchador quickly pulls back on his head, hooks it under his arm and then delivers a reversed suplex!]-^- [G. Miller] Pretty even match up so far between these two. [Paco] Yeah, but this is hardcore rules hello!?! Stop wrestling damn it! -^-[El Linchador quickly goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Jason Blood. El Linchador gets up and picks Blood back up, whipping him to the ropes. Blood bounces off, no, he hangs on to the ropes and then this prompts El Linchador to charge at him, clothes-lining him over the top and onto the floor both go! El Linchador jumps to his feet and then picks up a dazed Blood. He then takes him towards the steel steps where he hops onto the third step and hooks Blood under his arm. He then jumps off and delivers a tornado DDT!!]-^- [G. Miller] El Linchador hits his trademark move right on the floor! I think we might see the first pin of the night here Paco! [Paco] Now that’s more like it! Now Linchador, if you’re not too much of a wimp, pick up the steel steps and drop them on Blood’s head! -^-[El Linchador goes for the pin and the ref slides to the outside and counts! One! Two! And PIC makes the save, pulling El Linchador off of Blood! The ref warns PIC and he goes back to his corner. El Linchador picks up Blood and then whips him towards the guard rail, no, reversal by Blood and El Linchador hits hard instead! He stumbles towards Blood holding his back in pain and Blood drops him with a toe hold causing El Linchador’s face to bounce off the floor! Blood stumbles a bit, still feeling the effects of the DDT before heading towards the steel steps. He climbs them and then jumps off, dropping an elbow on the back of El Linchador’s head! ]-^- [G. Miller] Thanks to PIC, El Linchador was distracted just long enough for Blood to recover some. [Paco] Yeah, and Blood is the hardcore champion, so you’re about to see him get all extreme on El Linchador! -^-[Jason Blood gets up and picks up El Linchador, throwing him inside the ring, much to Paco’s dismay. Blood goes in too and he picks up El Linchador and whips him towards the corner where PIC is. Jason Blood charges at El Linchador but PIC makes the blind tag and jumps over the top rope, catching Blood right on his jaw with a drop kick! PIC jumps to his feet and picks Jason Blood back up, hooking him and dropping him with a suplex! PIC rolls on top of him for the quick pin, one! Two! Kick out by Blood! ]-^- [G. Miller] PIC finally gets in on the action there Paco and now we will see just how much “wrestling” he remembers. [Paco] I don’t care if he remembers how to wrestle, I just hope he remembers how to pick up a chair and swing the hell out of it! -^-[PIC brings Blood back up and whips him towards the ropes. Blood bounces off and PIC goes for a clothesline but misses as Blood ducks! PIC turns around as Blood bounces off, and nails him right on the face with a spinning front kick! PIC goes down hard and Blood jumps to his feet and charges at the ropes, he jumps onto them and then delivers a spring-board moon-sault! Jason quickly hooks both legs for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out by PIC! Blood looks at the ref and shakes his head. Blood gets to his feet and picks up PIC only to toss him to the outside.]-^- [Paco] Here we go Miller, this match up is about to get good right here!! [G. Miller] Blood connected with his trademark but it wasn’t enough to keep PIC down.. I was afraid of the match spilling to the outside for good, but much like your drunkenness… I knew it was inevitable. -^-[Jason Blood stands by the ropes looking down at PIC before he jumps off and connects with a body splash! Jason Blood makes another pin and the ref gets to the outside and counts! One! Two! Kick out by PIC. Jason Blood picks up PIC, but as he does, PIC nails him with a low blow! Blood doubles over as PIC stumbles to his feet, grabs him by his head and tights and throws him against the guard rail head first! Blood goes down but PIC brings him back up, lifting him over his shoulders and then dropping him neck first onto the guard rail!]-^- [G. Miller] Well it looks like PIC remembers how to cheat alright!! [Paco] Hey in this match, a low blow is as legal as a wrist lock. Just more fun to watch though! -^-[PIC brings Jason Blood to his feet before whipping him towards the steel steps. Blood hits hard, knees first, flipping over the steps! PIC walks over with a purpose, picking Blood back up and tossing him inside the ring. PIC then grabs the upper part of the steel steps and tosses them inside the ring as well! PIC goes inside and then picks up Blood only to DDT him right onto the steps! PIC quickly makes the pin now! One! Two! And El Linchador pulls PIC off this time! PIC gets up right away and nails El Linchador with a hard right hand!]-^- [G. Miller] El Linchador returning the favor from earlier to PIC. I don’t think on both occasions though, Blood wouldn’t have kicked out. [Paco] Yeah, I agree but I like them interrupting each other’s counts. Makes the match get filled up with hate more, which will lead to them using all kinds of weapons on each other. -^-[El Linchador stumbles backwards to his corner and the ref makes sure he goes out. PIC brings Blood to his feet and then whips him towards the ropes. Blood bounces off and PIC goes for a clothesline, he misses as Blood ducks it. Blood bounces off the other side and El Linchador makes the blind tag. PIC catches Blood and plants him with a power-slam! PIC goes for the pin as El Linchador grabs the top rope, uses them to jump over then and then lands right on the back of PIC’s head with a leg drop!]-^- [G. Miller] El Linchador breaking yet another pin, but now he’s in and we’ll get our first look in this match at PIC vs. El Linchador! [Paco] Yeah and if none use chairs, tables or ladders, I’m going to be very upset here in a minute! -^-[El Linchador flips PIC over and makes the pin as Blood rolls to the outside! One! Two! Kick out by PIC! El Linchador picks up PIC and whips him towards the corner. El Linchador reverses it though and PIC hits! El Linchador charges at him but PIC explodes out of the corner with a crushing lariat! El Linchador stays down, holding the back of his head in pain and PIC goes to the corner. He climbs to the very top and waits for El Linchador who stumbles to his feet. PIC then jumps off, and connects with a shooting star press onto a standing El Linchador!! ]-^- [G. Miller] PIC connects with his trademark oh and what trademark it was!! PIC can win the pin here Paco! With Blood down and out, I think he can do it! [Paco] DAMN IT! THIS IS HARDCORE RULES! STOP WITH THE F’N WRESTLING!! -^-[PIC quickly hooks the leg for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out by El Linchador! PIC gets to his feet and then runs towards the ropes, he bounces off, no, he falls to the outside as Blood was there to pull the top rope down! Blood on the outside now takes out a table from under the ring. He sets it up and then he grabs PIC and hooks him by both arms. Blood then gets him up and puts him through the table with a double-under-hook-suplex!! “OOOOOOH!!” says the crowd who then cheers loudly as the match finally gives them what they were thirsting for.]-^- [G. Miller] Jason Blood has gone back to his Unstoppable Force roots. He is ignoring the rules, and because of that, PIC has paid dearly! [Paco] Hell yeah! That’s more f’n like it! HIT HIM AGAIN! HARDER! HARDER! Come on Miller chant with me! HIT HIM AGAIN! HARDER! HARDER! -^-[Blood is about to pick up PIC, ignoring the ref’s warning when El Linchador slides from the outside and hooks Blood from behind with a full nelson! Blood tries to get out, but before he can, El Linchador lifts him up and drops him with a dragon suplex onto the steel steps!! “OOOOH!” is heard one again from the crowd as they see Jason Blood land head first onto the steps. El Linchador reaches for one of the fan’s chairs and grabs it. He then folds it shut and places it on top of PIC, the legal man! El Linchador then hops on the apron, then climbs to the very top! The crowd is on their feet looking on, wondering just what in the hell he is going to do! El Linchador jumps off, and connects with a 360-flip-body-splash!! The crowd goes wild and begins a “HOLY SHIT! HOLY-SHIT!” chant… El Linchador holds his mid section in pain, but manages to crawl back over to PIC and pins him! The ref counts! One! Two! Three! Bell rings!]-^- [G. Miller] He did it! He did it! El Linchador has earned himself a shot at the World Heavyweight Title!! Oh me oh my!!!! [Paco] Well I can’t say I’m happy at him winning the shot.. but I am happy about the way he did it. That was simply hardcore magnificence!! -^-[El Linchador is down on all fours, holding his mid section in pain. PIC is down, and still out. Blood is up and crawling towards the ring and looking under it… El Linchador is the first of the three to stumble to his feet… He sees PIC down and then goes towards the ring, looks under it and takes out another table! As he does though, Blood behind takes out a ladder! Blood stumbles to his feet as El Linchador sets the table up. Blood grabs the ladder and then charges at El Linchador, but El Linchador turns just in time, drop kicking the ladder, ramming it against Blood’s face!]-^- [G. Miller] El Linchador knew Blood was coming and he timed his attack perfectly! [Paco] He sure did, and I know we can’t see through Blood’s mask, but he might be busted open! -^-[El Linchador picks up Blood and tosses him inside the ring. El Linchador then stumbles over to PIC, again, the legal man and picks him up, throwing him on top of the table. El Linchador then grabs the ladder Blood set up, and brings it closer before he starts climbing it! The crowd cheers loudly, but the cheering is short lived as PIC raises up and sees El Linchador on the ladder! PIC quickly gets off the table and pushes the ladder, tipping it over and sending El Linchador down, crashing onto and through the Spanish announce table!! ]-^- [G. Miller] PIC got up just in time and took El Linchador out big time! PIC has now a chance to go pin him and win the Hardcore Championship! [Paco] Yeah, but don’t forget about Blood! -^-[PIC stands up the ladder and then begins to climb it himself. As he does, Blood slides to the outside and simply tags the down El Linchador on the shoulder. The ref says it’s a legal tag and now Blood makes his way over to the ladder PIC is climbing. PIC doesn’t see Blood who comes over and tips the ladder over, sending PIC down, crashing onto and through the table El Linchador sat up earlier!! The crowd continues to go wild, really happy the match has gotten this barbaric. Blood picks up the ladder and stands it up and now he begins to climb it himself!!]-^- [Paco] It’s dejavu! I could have sworn I just saw someone get pushed down from a ladder and be put through the table! [G. Miller] It’s not dejavu Paco! It actually happened! Blood returned the favor for El Linchador and now, he looks like he is going for the kill… He might not have won the World Title Shot, but at least, he will retain his Hardcore title! -^-[Jason Blood is half way up the ladder, PIC is down and hasn’t moved a muscle. On the other side, El Linchador is still down, but moving slightly… Jason Blood reaches the top of the ladder and now he tells the crowd is over! He stands on the very top rung and then jumps off, going for a shooting star press!! He connects! But with the floor and broken pieces of wood as PIC rolls out of the way!!! Blood curls up, holding his mid section in pain! PIC stands up and then brings Blood to his feet, he turns him around, pulls back on his head, hooks him and drops him with a reversed DDT! PIC doesn’t go for the pin, instead, he goes back to the ladder! He starts climbing it again as El Linchador is now up on all fours and begins to crawl towards the same ladder… PIC, moving a lot faster this time reaches the top. He then turns towards Blood as El Linchador reaches the ladder. He uses it to pull himself up just as PIC jumps off the ladder, going for a 450 splash! He connects!! PIC stays on top of Blood, although hurting big time and hooks the leg for the pin! One! El Linchador stumbles over! Two! He dives to break the pin but doesn’t make it! Three! Bell rings! ]-^- [M. Vega] Aquí esta su ganador…y el NUUUUUUUUUUEVO Campeón del Hardcore!!!!!!! PIC!!! -^-[The crowd gives a mix reaction, but mostly boos are heard… Mimi is not done as she speaks once again…]-^- [M. Vega] También.. .aquí esta el Nuevo contendiente numero uno al Campeonato Mundial de la ICWF…. EL LINCHADOR!!! -^-[The crowd now erupts in cheer but El Linchador is down, like Blood and like PIC… EMTs and ICWF officials rush down to check on all three men.]-^- [G. Miller] Well the match didn’t started off hardcore Paco, but I’m sure you will admit, it got pretty extreme in the second half!! [Paco] Yeah, this was like watching a soccer game. In the first half the match was so-so and dull, with no team scoring.. But the second half.. damn! We had goles galore!! [G. Miller] you mean GOALS galore! [Paco] I mean GOLES f’n redneck!!! [G. Miller] Oh shut up you stupid wetback! Only someone like you would compare wrestling to soccer! What a dumbass analogy! [Paco] I told you about that anal stuff didn’t I? C’mer puto!!

-^-[Paco and Miller begin brawling as a couple of ICWF officials help PIC to the back and two others help Blood. El Linchador gets helped up but he then slides inside the ring. The crowd begins cheering as he stands in the center of the ring, soaking up the cheers of the fans. Suddenly though, from the crowd yet again, Jack Sullivan rushes the ring with a steel chair in hand! Paco and Miller stop rumbling as they see him arrive. Linchy sees him coming too and runs towards Jack as Jack slides into the ring, but Jack tosses the chair at Linchy catching him by surprise. Linchy catches it as Jack spins around and slams his fist right into the chair, knocking the cold steel into Linchy's face! Linchy immediately drops the chair and falls to his knees in a slump. Blood slowly begins to trickle from his nose as he slumps down while Jack grabs a microphone from Mimi.]-^-

[G. Miller] Jack Sullivan is out here yet again, and he just busted the new number one contender open!

[Paco] Ok the Salvadoran police force and security has got to be the worst in the f’n World!

[Jack Sullivan] You son of a bitch! I'm the #1 contender Linchy... ME! You are nothing but a fake, a pathetic stand-in that ODJ is pushing in my place. I've already embarrassed you enough in the past Linchy, now I'm using you to send a message. I am the rightful #1 contender, and everyone needs to know it!

[G. Miller] This can’t be good for El Linchador!

[Paco] But it’s hella good for Linchy-haters like me!

-^-[Jack grabs Linchy and drags him to the outside of the ring, where he flops Linchy up onto the announcer's table, causing both Miller and Paco to get up and get outta Dodge. Jack then climbs to the top turnbuckle and with a sadistic look in his eye and a pissed off expression Jack leaps off of the top turnbuckle. He spins in mid-air and connects onto Linchy with his own finisher, The Stampede! The table splinters and snaps under their combined weight and collapses onto the floor. Jack slowly gets up, holding his stomach with the same pissed off look. You see police officers rush to the ring with ODJ behind him telling them to get Sullivan. Jack notice them and quickly exits the same way he came in. The EMTs and officials who were helping El Linchador earlier quickly go back to him… ]-^-

[G. Miller] What a huge statement was just made by Jack Sullivan!

[Paco] F’k the statement! My tequila was under the table! All the bottles broke! I’m out of booze! Damn you El Linchador!!

[G. Miller] Don’t you mean damn you Sullivan!?

[Paco] No, El Linchador got what he deserved! Sullivan did the right thing, putting him through this table!

[G. Miller] Yeah but it was Sullivan who put him through it!

[Paco] Yeah, but it was El Linchador’s body who crushed by booze! I don’t care how you put it Miller, I’m blaming El Linchador regardless!

[G. Miller] Whatever. Well fans, Jack Sullivan has struck again and has taken out El Linchador.

[Paco] It’s funny, El Linchador won the match here tonight but he’s leaving on a stretcher. Doesn’t look much like a winner does he?

[G. Miller] No he doesn’t but don’t count him out. You can be all the money in the world that El Linchador will be ready for Extreme Measures, where he will challenge the World Champion. Whomever that is.

[Paco] Not if Sullivan has anything to do with it!

[G. Miller] Yeah well Sullivan won’t do much if ODJ has anything to do with it either!

[Paco] Damn that’s right. I love the FTF, and I love ODJ… but since ODJ writes my checks… I gotta be on the owner’s side. Sorry Sullivan, looks like the World Title will never be around your waist.

[G. Miller] I’m not an FTF fan, but I am a fan of fairness. Jack Sullivan won the Masters of the Mat. He won that title shot fair and square. He deserves it, ODJ can’t steal it from him. He simply can.

[Paco] But he did, and who’s going to stand in his way? Not Sullivan.

[G. Miller] Well someone should. Fans, the show must go on and now we are ready for the next match. This one should be a great one as we get ready to crown brand new Tag Team Champions!