(o(|The scene opens up and you find yourself ready for the biggest PPV of the summer.. the last PPV of the summer, as it is coming to a disappointing close.. So you say to yourself.. the last PPV of the Summer? Then I just gots to have me an ICWF-Clash of the Champions-End of the Summer-beach party! Hell yeah! So you get all your friends together.. you get the food, the drinks and of course, the babes.. You get the big screen TV and you order the PPV.. and after partying all weekend.. It finally has arrived.. The PPV is here.. everyone.. half wasted, half awake.. gathers around the big screen TV you bought with your parents credit card because you damn well know you’re broke as hell.. You seat there as the commercials hyping up the PPV come to and end… You seat there waiting.. you tell it to “hurry up..” and c’mon!” The TV.. as if it was listening to you, finally obliges. The ICWF logo flashes by and you, like you have be accustomed to do, cheer loudly along with your friends.. the Warning and FBI labels appear and everyone boos loudly.... yes.. we all hate those labels.. Those two fade away… and then that ever so famous voice of James Earl Jones is heard… What is.. Clash of the Champions...? Just another sick idea of ODJ they say... but is it really sick? Or is it.. a great idea? Am Amazing idea? And idea all other owners of all other feds were simply afraid to even think of.. let alone carry it.. When the ICWF first opened in 1999, Clash of the Champions was meant to be the ICWF's biggest show of the year.. But after Bad Blood.. the fans declared that PPV to be the one.. because it was simply so amazing.. So Clash of the Champions was left in limbo.. The PPV took place.. sure… but ODJ's vision didn't... As he keeps speaking, each ICWF singles title begins to flash by slowly.. BUT.. That was then.. and this is NOW.. and now.. ODJ's vision will come to pass.. What is his vision? A night.. an oh so faithful night in which all the singles champions in the ICWF fight each other in a tournament for one common goal.. one.. very.. simple.. common.. goal.. or so it would seem.. That goal is to become the Champion of Champions.. To hold all the ICWF Singles titles for one night.. ODJ's vision is that for one night... He has... a CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS... and that for one night... we see... The CLASH of the CHAMPIONS! The titles stop flashing by, and instead, all form some sort of oval.. that spins around your TV screen.. in the middle of the oval the titles form, you see today’s ICWF’s champions.. all at their best.. and at their worst… James continues.. And while this tournament will take place.. the question arises… Why have a clash of the champions? The answer, according to ODJ is quite simple.. Because through the good, the bad and the ugly.. these champions are the best there are today.. and whether the world likes it or not.. these champions.. are here… to… stay… As these last words are said.. an echo follows them.. and then.. “Here to Stay” By Korn begins to play.. The words Clash of the Champions II appear in your screen.. briefly.. They fade away, revealing behind them the sold out Palace of Auburn Hills in Michigan.. where Clash of the Champions is being held.. The fans are going wild.. The National Anthem was just sung by Mimi Vega and as always, that riles up the crowd.. Fireworks go off, bringing out even more cheers.. after the amazing colorful display.. we are shown tonight’s announcing crew.. |)o)
(o(|We then cut to the announcing table, where those 3 men are.. Miller, as always, greets us first.. |)o)
Miller: Welcome everyone to Clash of the Champions II!! Welcome to the hottest PPV of the summer, welcome to another great show provided to you but the only federation out there that really delivers, the ICWF!! I am G. Miller and..
Paco: Welcome to a new edition of “G. Miller kissing the company’s ass because his contract is up next month!” I am “The tequila shootin’, Corona drinkin’, women lovin’, Playboy posin’ and always drinkin’ on the drunkin’” Paco!! And yes, the fans love me!!
Mr. Smith: Why you coincided bastard! And for once can you not be rude to Miller!?
Miller: Yeah, for once damn you! And no I’m not kissing ass! I will always love the ICWF!
Paco: Yeah whatever.. and no I’m not going to be nice to you.. Yes I am going to be nice to you once a year, but that’s around Thanksgiving, so until then.. Kiss my buttocks!
Mr. Smith: well if the camera’s weren’t on us.. ‘ahem’ I mean… wow Miller, you are looking as buff as ever.. I mean.. uh.. wow, what a great PPV we have here tonight!!
Miller: But don’t we always!? But tonight is a special night indeed because for the first time in the history of the ICWF.. a wrestler will hold all the singles “men” titles in the ICWF!!
Paco: Man that’s going to rock!!
Mr. Smith: It sure is Paco.. But that’s not all we have tonight.. We also have two women’s match ups!! TWO! This is also the first time something like this happens in the ICWF.. Plus Silvio Syn takes on Iceman.. Jason Chase fights Kingpin and Alec BeGrod takes on Brett Archer! We have us, [not to sound redundant but..] a great PPV in our hands!!
Miller: and speaking of Archer and BeGrod.. it’s time to get this party started.. Our first match of the night pins “The Machine” Alec BeGrod against Brett Archer in a Triple Table match!!
Paco: This one will get violent in a hurry.
Mr. Smith: Yeah, I’ll tell you about the history of the match.. You tell us about the match up itself Paco… Folks at home.. this started a few weeks back when Brett Archer all of the sudden started to gun for BeGrod.. at the time we didn’t know why.. but we would soon find out.. Archer started by shooting arrows at BeGrod.. allegedly, “missing” on purpose.. Alec BeGrod tried to find Archer every time he would get shot at, but could never find him.. So finally, Alec snapped and attacked the dearest thing to Archer besides the FTF and beer, his daughter.. Alec came in during a match between Kylie and Sarah and cost Sarah the match, attacking her brutally.. That was pretty much what sealed the deal for tonight’s match.. .Archer wanted BeGrod, and now, he’s got him…
Paco: and he’s got him in a 3T match!! It is set up like this.. around the ring you will have six ladders… 2 on each side.. laying on top of each pair of ladders will be a table.. but.. not just any table.. The first one will be a glass table!! The second one will be a flaming table! And the third one is not even a table, but a bed of nails!! Now before either men can attempt a pin, all these 3 tables must have been used.. It doesn’t matter who used them, all that matters is that they are used!
Miller: Wow… that’s going to be very grueling.. I mean, as if going through any of those tables weren’t enough.. The wrestler will fall with those tables.. what I mean is.. Like after a wrestler gets put through the glass table.. all of those piece of glass will fall down to the floor, and the wrestler will fall on top of them.. it’s like a double whopper!
Paco: Without the cheese though Miller, without the cheese..
Miller: Huh? Anyway.. Let’s go to Mimi Vega now who’s ready for the introductions.
(o(|The camera switches over to the ring.. There you see the six ladders, two on each side except the side in front of the announcers.. On top of each pair of ladders you see the glass table… the ‘bed of nails’ and the regular table, which is to be set on fire whenever a wrestler decides to use it.. There are two refs.. one on the outside and one on the inside.. Mimi Vega gets inside the ring and the crowd cheers.. once they have settled down.. She speaks.. |)o)
Mimi Vega: Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s time for the first bout of the night.. The following is a “3T” match scheduled for one fall!!
(o(|The crowd cheers, but that is cut short quickly as “Lazy” by X-Press 2 begins to play… Brett Archer makes his way to the ring as the crowd boos him loudly.. |)o)
Mimi Vega: Introducing first.. representing the FTF.. From Tempe, Arizona… Brett Archer!!!
(o(|He gets inside the ring and then the crowd begins a “F the FTF” chant.. Archer just ignores them as he stretches using the ropes.. “My Way” By Limp Bizkit blasts out of nowhere, killing the chants and bringing cheers from the crowd.. |)o)
Mimi Vega: and his opponent.. From Miami, Florida… Alec BeGrod!!!
(o(|Alec makes it half way down the ramp when Brett Archer gets out of the ring and goes after Alec… He goes for a clothesline but Alec ducks it.. both men turn to each other and Alec runs Archer over with a clothesline. The ref calls for the bell, officially starting the match.. |)o)
Miller: Well Clash of the Champions is on it’s way.. Who do you see winning this one Paco?
Paco: The hot dog vendors.. Look at the people already heading out for the stands..
Mr. Smith: Shut up Paco.. This is going to be a great match.. and if you ask me Miller, I think BeGrod will take this one..
(o(|BeGrod picks up Archer and then nails him with a hard right hand… Archer stumbles backwards and then BeGrod tackles him, ramming Archer against the guard rail. Alec then picks Brett back up and tosses him inside the ring.. Alec goes in himself and then he picks Archer back up and whips him to the ropes.. Archer bounces off and Alec goes for a big boot.. Archer ducks it though, bounces off the other side, and as Alec turns around, Archer nails him with a flying elbow right to the face! BeGrod goes down and Archer is now in control of the match. Archer gets up and he picks up the big man who surprises him with a right hand, another, one more.. Archer is reeling.. BeGrod backs him to the corner and then whips Archer to the opposite side.. Archer hits hard and BeGrod charges at him and goes for a splash, but Archer moves out of the way and BeGrod hits nothing but turnbuckle.. Archer quickly hooks the big man from behind, lifts him and drops him with a German Suplex!! |)o)
Miller: Archer lifting the big man up with ease there!!
Paco: Yeah.. Archer might not look it, but he has awesome power mang.
Mr. Smith: Good point… but it’s going to take a lot more of those if Archer really wants to take over this match up..
(o(|Archer gets up and then looks at the 3 tables surrounding the ring.. He tries to figure out which one to use first.. He appears to find his choice as he picks up Alec BeGrod and then takes him to the ropes near the glass table.. Archer gives BeGrod a kick to the mid section and then hooks him for a Powerbomb.. Archer goes for it but BeGrod blocks it and instead he back body drops Archer! No! Archer hangs on to the ropes and lands on his feet some how.. BeGrod turns around and Archer nails him with a forearm shot to the face! BeGrod stumbles backwards and Archer jumps on the top rope, and then launches at Alec! Before he can do anything though, Alec catches him and then drops him hard to the mat with a turn-around-Spinebuster! Alec stumbles to his feet holding his back.. He then points to one of the tables and the crowd cheers.. Alec picks up Archer and whips him to the ropes.. Archer bounces off and Alec catches him and lifts him with a gorilla press.. Alec then walks towards the bed of nails and then throws Archer on top of it!! The bed breaks under Archers weight and he lands hard on the outside!!|)o)
Miller: Oh my!! That’s just gruesome!!
Paco: Woah! Blood everywhere! I thought those bed of nails weren’t suppose to hurt.. [giggles]
Mr. Smith: You’re an idiot! Of course they hurt.. if you lay on them slowly, sure, they might not.. but if you are thrown into one.. trust me, it’s going to hurt!
(o(|The ref checks on Archer on the outside who is holding his mid section.. BeGrod looks on for a few seconds before jumping out of the ring.. BeGrod pushes the ref out of the way and then picks up Archer.. as he does, we see Archers mid section and chest badly cut up and bloody. Alec, showing no mercy starts to pound Archer on his chest.. He then grabs Archer by his head and then throws him against the time keeper’s table.. BeGrod picks him right back up but then Archer surprises him with a low blow! BeGrod folds in pain as Archer stumbles to his feet.. He grabs the time keeper and tosses him to the side.. He then grabs his chair, folds it up and then swings, nailing BeGrod across his back!! BeGrod turns around and Archer nails him again, this time right on his head! BeGrod still doesn’t go down though.. only stumbles backwards.. Archer then gives him a kick to the mid section, folding him up.. Archer then swings the chair as if it was a golf club, nailing BeGrod right on the face… and this time, taking him off of his feet!|)o)
Miller: Can Archer swing a chair or what!?
Paco: Hey, it’s like he says.. “He always hits the target!”
Mr. Smith: He sure does.. and BeGrod was in control, but only briefly.. now Archer is on the driver’s seat!
(o(|Archer gets up and sees his chest and abs a bloody mess.. He looks around to the fans booing him and he grabs one of them.. ripping his shirt off and then using it to wipe the blood off of his body.. Archer laughs as the fan flicks him off.. Archer picks up a knocked out BeGrod and tosses him inside the ring.. He then goes in himself and then picks up BeGrod, who is not bleeding profusely off of his forehead.. Archer takes him to the corner where he nails him with a few knife edge chops the chest.. Archer then picks him up over his shoulder, and then runs with him and plants him in the middle of the ring with a Powerslam!! Archer gets up and then looks at one of the tables.. “which one to pick?” He makes a decision and then picks up Alec BeGrod.. Alec surprises him with a thumb to the eye though.. BeGrod whips him to the ropes.. no.. Archer reverses it and it’s Alec that runs towards the ropes.. Archer steps back towards the ropes and as Alec bounces off.. Archer sending him flying over the top wit ha back body drop.. right onto the glass table!!! “OH!!” is heard from the crowd after Alec lands hard on the floor, with pieces of glass under him and on top of him.. |)o)
Miller: oh man… that’s going to leave a mark!!!
Paco: not.. that’s going to leave a shit load of marks!
Mr. Smith: Yeah.. I don’t think “the machine” is built to endure those kind of falls...
(o(|Archer takes a breather before going after Alec, who is not moving a muscle.. Archer then looks towards the last table remaining.. He smiles and then goes to the outside.. He picks up Alec but somehow, Alec nails him with a right hand! Archer stumbles onto one of the ladders and Alec then nails him with a big boot, causing Archer to crash into the ladder and fall down hard with it.. BeGrod’s body is a bloody mess.. you see small pieces of glass all over his body.. some cutting him deeply while others are simply stuck to him.. Alec picks up Archer and then whips him towards the other ladder.. Archer reverses it though and BeGrod crashes into it! Archer quickly picks him up and tosses him inside the ring.. He then grabs the ladder and tosses it inside as well.. He goes in and then picks up the ladder by the middle part.. As BeGrod starts to get up, Archer nails him in his back with it, and then swings the ladder the other way, nailing BeGrod right on his chest, taking him down to the mat! BeGrod is out… Archer tells the crowd is over.. He picks up Alec, who can barely stand and hooks him between his legs.. Archer then points to the table and the ref outside sets it on fire!! Archer then picks up BeGrod into a Powerbomb position and then Powerboms Alec through the flaming table!! The crowd boos loudly.. as the ref outside quickly puts the fire out.. BeGrod is buried under the broken pieces of wood and the two ladders that came crashing down on him after he was put through the table.. Archer pushes everything out of the way and then pins BeGrod.. The ref counts.. One! Two! Three! Bell rings.|)o)
Mimi Vega: Here is your winner… BRETT ARCHER!!!
Miller: and a very convincing win there by Brett Archer..
Paco: Hell yeah.. Mang that was good.. good way to kick off the show..
Mr. Smith: BeGrod had the match, but I think after those chair shots.. well.. he just wasn’t able to bounce back from them..
Miller: I agree, he wasn’t. Well folks.. while they clean up around the ring.. Let’s talk about the next match.. It is the first match in the Tournament of Champions and this one is between The Television Champion Steve Black and The European Champion, The Frost.
Mr. Smith: The NEW Television Champion Miller.. as most of you know.. Andrew Logan appeared to be a permanent fix in this tournament.. well all of that changed as Steve Black came out of nowhere and defeated the “LW Killer” in a very tough wrestling match..
Miller: Yeah it was tough.. and according to Paco, Logan lost because of the fans.. How exactly does that work?
Paco: Simple you jack ass.. Andrew Logan was soooo happy because the fans were cheering him.. [girly voice] ”ooh look, they love me.. they really, really love me!!” [real voice] I knew that would be Logan’s down fall.. and sure enough.. like U2 said.. He got stuck in the moment, and lost to a much smarter Black..
Mr. Smith: Yeah.. let’s give Steve Black that much.. he is a great wrestler.. and a very smart wrestler.. I think the Frost has his hands full on this one..
Miller: Yeah.. but so does Black.. Up to a few weeks back.. The Frost had it all.. the second best title in the ICWF.. and a push that would have most certainly have taken him all the way to the world title.. but along came Extreme Measures and Killa Kali and Frost’s momentum came to a crashing halt.. He however, after losing to Kali, was able to keep the European title.. He would be put to the test though, as he had to defend his title against the man that had defeated him a month earlier in a non-title match.. Eli Johnson..
Mr. Smith: Yeah.. and again Eli was quite the test for the Frost.. but this time around, with the title on the line, The Frost was able to pull through.. letting everyone know that he deserves to be the European Champion..
Miller: Yeah.. and all of that leads to these two men facing off.. Once it’s all said and done.. one of them will become the European Television Champion… The other, will go home, and wait for a whole week before getting his title back..
Paco: Mang, that’s gotta suck..
Mr. Smith: Yes it does.. so that’s why both of these guys gotta give everything they got and then some to move on in the tournament..
Miller: Yeah, but that only means that their battle will get a lot harder.. Well folks.. Let’s go to Mimi to get this much anticipated tournament started!!
(o(|The camera switches over to Mimi Vega who is in the ring, ready for the introductions.. |)o)
Mimi Vega: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and it’s the first in the Clash of the Champions Tournament!!
(o(|The crowd cheers loudly. Then “Here I go Again” By Steve Black begins to play and the crowd boos loudly as he makes his way to the ring with the TV title around his waist.. |)o)
Mimi Vega: Introducing first.. From Memphis, Tennessee… Here is the Television Champion.. Steve Black!!!
(o(|He gets inside the ring and raises his hands high in the air.. more boos.. His music dies down and then “Frostylious” By G-Stylez begins to play and then the crowd goes wild.. |)o)
Mimi Vega: and his opponent.. Making his way to the ring from Thuggish, Third Earth.. Here is the European Champion… The Frost!!!
(o(|The Frost makes his way to the ring with the European Title over his shoulder.. He gets inside the ring and then hands his title to the ref as Steve Black does the same.. The ref shows both titles to the crowd and then hands them over to the time keeper.. The ref then gets between both men and calls for the bell.. It rings. |)o)
Miller: Well here we go.. one of these two men will be crown the European Television Champion.. Paco, your picks!!
Paco: Well I hate boring wrestling, so I’m going to go with The Frost!
Mr. Smith: Well I disagree, mat wrestling is way too cool.. and Steve Black will win this one… “easily.”
(o(|Both wrestlers circle each other before locking up in the middle of the ring.. Steve Black quickly applies a headlock but the Frost gets out of it easily by pushing Black to the ropes.. Black bounces off and The Frost goes for a clothesline.. Black ducks it and puts on the breaks.. The Frost turns around and Black applies the headlock again, this time, a bit tighter.. The Frost tries to get out of it again, and this time he turns his body slightly, wraps his arms around Steve Black and picks him up, then dropping him with a side suplex! The Frost gets up shaking his head while Black stays down for a few seconds, until, The Frost grabs him by his head, picks him up and then whips him to the ropes.. Steve Black bounces off and The Frost nails him with a vicious clothesline! The Frost goes for a pin and the ref counts, one! Two! Kick out! The Frost brings him back up and hooks him for a suplex.. He brings Steve Black up and delivers it perfectly.. The Frost doesn’t let go though, bringing Steve Black up and goes for another one.. But Steve Black blocks this one and gets The Frost down with an inside cradle.. The ref counts! One! Two! Kick out! |)o)
Miller: Woah, the quick Steve Black almost had The Frost there.
Paco: Yeah, and if he would have, that would have been a great upset!!
Mr. Smith: Yeah.. it would have been back to back upsets for Steve Black.. who upset Andrew Logan at Friday Night Heat for the TV title.
(o(|Both wrestlers make it to their feet and The Frost nails Steve Black with a vicious right hand! Steve Black stumbles onto the ropes.. The Frost charges at him and goes for a clothesline but Steve ducks it and then Frost hits the ropes.. He turns around and Steve Black nails him with a drop kick, sending him over the top and onto the outside!! Steve Black stands by the ropes waiting for him to get up.. The Frost stumbles to his feet and then Steve Black runs towards the opposite ropes.. bounces off and then launches himself over the top rope, but the suicide dive fails as the Frost moves out of the way and Black crashes against the guard rail! The Frost quickly begins to stomp on Steve Black.. The ref begins the 10 count and the Frost, not willing to risk a count out, quickly picks up Black and throws him inside the ring, he soon follows.. Inside he pins Steve Black but only gets a two count.. The Frost picks him back up and then applies an abdominal stretch.. |)o)
Miller: Well, the Frost doing some mat wrestling of his own.. I’ve never seen him doing an abdominal stretch before..
Paco: Damn it, this match better not get boring.. or I’m going to be one very pissed off (censored)
Mr. Smith: a (censored)? I didn’t know you were from (censored)
(o(|The ref asks Steve Black if he gives up.. he says no, then somehow finds the energy to take the frost over with a hip toss.. The Frost quickly nails him with a kick to the head while down.. and then quickly stands up. Black stumbles backwards and The Frost charges at him.. Black steps up though, and then gets him down with a drop toe hold! The Frost’s face bounces off the mat hard and Steve Black now jumps up, bounces off the ropes and then delivers an elbow drop to the back of The Frost’s head! Black flips him over and makes the pin.. One! Two! Kick out by The Frost.. Black picks him back up and then he goes for a headlock take over, but the Frost blocks it shoving Black against the ropes.. Black bounces off with his chest.. and stumbles backwards onto the Frost who wraps his arms around his waist and delivers a German Suplex with a bridge! The ref counts! One! Two! Kick out!!! The Frost picks him back up and whips him to the ropes.. Steve Black bounces off and The Frost catches him and drops him with a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker!|)o)
Miller: and The Frost is dominating Steve Black with all kinds of power moves!
Paco: Yeah.. and all moves that attack the lower back of Steve Black.. The Frost is acting like a cold hearted killer right now..
Mr. Smith: Good one Paco.. and he is.. attacking the back, setting him up perhaps for the Sambo Slam finisher of his..
(o(|The Frost goes for a pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Black.. The Frost picks him up and whips him hard to the corner.. The Frost then walks over and sits Steve Black at the top.. He then begins to climb it and hooks Steve Black for a Superplex.. Steve Black fights him off though, nailing him with right hands and then pushing him off.. The Frost lands hard on his back and Steve Black stands up on the top and then as the Frost makes it to his feet.. Steve Black jumps off and nails The Frost with a missile drop kick!! Black is down but has enough to crawl over to the Frost and make the pin.. One! Two! Kick out by The Frost.. Steve Black gets up slowly.. so does The Frost.. Black makes it to his feet first.. and as The Frost gets up, Steve grabs him and goes for an arm drag, but The Frost blocks it, pulls Steve down by his head, hooks him and drops him with a reverse DDT!! The Frost makes the cover.. the ref counts.. one! Two! Kick out by Steve Black!! |)o)
Miller: and nothing is working for Steve Black guys.. He tries to get his wrestling moves in but it’s just not working!!
Paco: Yeah, the Frost is totally dominating him!
Mr. Smith: I think that this is the first time Steve Black has been out wrestled.. and that says a lot about the Frost!
(o(|The Frost gets up and tells the crowd is over.. They cheer loudly.. He picks up Steve Black, turns him around and applies a cross face chicken wing!! Steve Black waves his arms wildly.. The ref asks him if he gives up. Steve black grabs the ref and as he does this, he kicks back, nailing The Frost right on his jewels! The Frost folds over and Black let’s go off the ref who didn’t see a thing.. Steve Black shakes the move off and then goes to the ropes.. bounces off, hooks and drops The Frost with a swinging Neckbreaker! Steve Black goes for the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out!! Steve Black jumps up to his feet and tells the crowd is over.. He picks up the Frost and gives him a kick to the gut, folding him up.. He then bounces off the ropes and goes for a bulldog, but the Frost moves out of the way and Steve Black lands hard on his back!! The Frost takes a stand as Steve Black stumbles to his feet holding his back.. He turns around towards the Frost who hooks him and drops him with The Frostbite!! The Frost hooks the leg for the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Three!! Bell rings.. |)o)
Mimi Vega: Here is your winner… and the NEW European Television Champion!!THE FROST!!!
(o(|The crowd cheers loudly as The Frost gets up and the ref hands him both belts.. He grabs them and raises them high in the air… The crowd continues to cheer.. |)o)
Miller: Well the Frost joins El Linchador as he becomes a double champion.. It doesn’t matter if it maybe be for only a few minutes.. or a few hours or a few days.. what matters is that The Frost, is now the co-holder of Two Titles, and now, he will go against the El Linchador for a chance to become The European, Television Lightweight and World Champion!!
Paco: Wow.. When Dougg put this tournament together.. I just couldn’t believe it.. but now.. as I see the tournament start to develop.. I believe it.. It’s happening guys.. Tonight, one wrestler, will hold all the titles!!
Mr. Smith: Yeah, and the tournament has just begun.. later on, it will continue..
Miller: Later on is correct, because up next is the first of two, women title matches! This is the first time in the 4 year history of the ICWF that this is taking place..
Paco: Hey, and you know what? I don’t mind at all.. I’m specially looking forward to Sarah Holmes and her manager Sam.. those two make one hot couple!! Great wrestlers too..
Mr. Smith: Stop beating around the bush Paco.. the only reason why you want to see those two is because you hope you will some more of what we saw in Sarah’s first interview for this PPV..
Miller: Yeah!
Paco: Yeah.. so what mang? I mean… I am a MANG.. and that’s what MANG like.. WOMENG… I mean that’s what you guys like right!? You do like WOMENG? Right!?
Mr. Smith: Uh..
Miller: Well..
Paco: Oh.. so you like mang?
Mr. Smith: uh.. no! We like woman.. we like them a lot!!
Miller: Hell yeah.. You know I love me some ho’s!! It’s just that, uh..
Paco: What?
Mr. Smith: Sarah and Sam are not our type..
Miller: Yeah, yeah that’s it!
Paco: Bah.. you guys are fruit cakes..
Mr. Smith: No we’re not… you.. you.. You Mexican Jumping Bean!!
Paco: I’m not Mexican!!
Miller: Well, whatever you, you freaking.. freaking.. Empanada!!
Paco: I’m not Bolivian!!
Mr. Smith: Well whatever you are, you annoying prick..
Miller: Yeah! Don’t mess with us homoboys! I mean, homeboys!!
Paco: Hahaha!!
Miller: Shut up.. Folks, I’m being told we got some footage to show you.. Let’s check that our right now!
(o(|The scene cuts to the back outside Kingpin's locker room, his name is on the door and there is grunting coming from inside the room. The door is ajar, several voices can be heard from inside the room. One of those voices is Kingpins...|)o)
Kingpin: Come on for fucks sake hurry the hell up, do I look like a guy who has a lot of time on his hands?
(o(|Another voice can be heard, but it's mumbled... |)o)
Kingpin: Oh you're finished? Well its about fucking time... let's get outta here...
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