[)o|The camera switches to Joey who stands outside of the ring as ICWF officials are setting up the barbwire around the ropes.|o(]

J. Styles: Fans it is time for the next match up and this one is the rookie challenge match, with the runner up earning a shot at the Television Title and the winner earning a shot at the North American Championship! Here are the participants!

[)o|The ICWF officials are done and run off. As Joey begins to call the participants name, they start to come out, one by one, one after the other.|o(]

J. Styles: From Upstate, New York… Harvey Danger!!! From Louisville, Kentucky… Zimdela Brudon!!! From Tampa Bay, Florida… Krimson!!! From Hollywood, California… “Pornstar” Pete Parker!!! From Houston, Texas… “The Party Animal” Reggie Savage!!! From Las Vegas, Nevada… Sean “Pitbull” Holmes!!! And from Baltimore, Maryland…. Kevin Heat!!!

[)o|The crowd goes wild at the mention of their home town hero… Kevin heat comes out and joins the rest of the wrestlers on the outside of the ring… Joey now pulls out a piece of paper, which has the names of the two wrestlers that will start things off. |o(]

J. Styles: The wrestlers that will start this match off are… Harvey Danger and Krimson!!!

[)o|Danger and Krimson get in as the other wrestlers look on, itching to get inside.|o(]

G. Miller: Poor Danger, not even here can he get a lucky break!

Paco: I’m sorry to say but, when you stink, flies will follow no matter where you go!

[)o|Danger is obviously upset as well as Krimson.. The bell rings and both men charge at each other and begin to pound the other with right hands. They brawl all around the ring, exchanging lefts and rights until Danger is able to get in a knee to the mid section. Krimson doubles over and Danger whips him towards the ropes… Krimson bounces off and Danger catches him and drops him with a side-walk slam!! Danger gets up and lets out a loud scream as he then pulls Krimson back up to his feet, grabs him by his head and then tosses him over the top! Krimson tries to hang on but can’t and falls flat on his back on the outside!|o(]

G. Miller: Oh my! Just like That Harvey Danger has eliminated Krimson!

Paco: Damn!! That’s Harvey Danger for crying out loud, he’s not suppose to eliminate anyone!

[)o|Danger throws his arms up in victory, then turns around only to be speared by Sean Holmes who got in faster than anyone else! Sean Holmes begins to pummel Danger with rights and lefts and then gets up and brings him to his feet. He then whips him towards the ropes, Danger bounces off and Pitbull lifts him and drops him with a release spine-buster! Pitbull begins to do his signature barking and then starts a stomp-a-thon all over Danger’s chest! Pitbull then stops and brings Danger to his feet. He grabs him by his head and tights and tosses him over the top!|o(]

G. Miller: There he goes, no, he hung on to the ropes!

Paco: Damn it!

[)o|Danger did indeed hang on to the ropes and now stands on the outer part of the ring.. Pitbull turns towards him as Danger pulls himself over the ropes using the top one, and nails Pitbull with a flying clothesline! Danger now gets on top of Pitbull and begins to pummel him with rights and lefts! Danger then gets off of him and brings him to his feet, he gives him a kick to the gut and then hooks him by his waist before lifting him and dropping him with a gut-wrench suplex! Danger gets up and tells the crowd he’s throwing him out, which brings in a mix reaction from them.|o(]

G. Miller: Looks like Danger is ready to throw another one out!

Paco: This is unreal! It’s like watching an episode of friends with a black person on it! It… it’s just not possible!

[)o|Danger gets to his feet and now brings Pitbull to his.. he then whips him towards the ropes Pitbull hits but hangs on to the ropes.. Danger charges at him, hoping to clothesline him over but Pitbull back body drops him over the top rope instead! Danger hangs on to the top rope though and lands for the second time tonight on the apron.. He turns Pitbull around and nails him with a right hand. Pitbull stumbles backwards and Danger again launches himself over the top rope, going for a cross body block this time! Pitbull however sees him coming though and catches him.. He hangs on to him for a quick second before dropping him with a fall-away-slam! |o(]

G. Miller: Danger was almost eliminated there again! The lucky stars are shinning down upon him tonight Paco!

Paco: I can’t believe he’s still in there, I expected him to play the role that Krimson played today.. What’s up with that guy anyway?

[)o|Pitbull gets up and then brings Danger to his feet. He then whips him towards the ropes, Danger bounces off and Pitbull nails him with a drop kick! Danger stumbles backwards and falls through the ropes to the outside! As soon as he hits, Zimdela, Parker and Heat, who were on that side begin to stomp the living hell out of Danger! As this happens, Pitbull just looks on when Savage comes from behind him and then nails him with a high knee to the back of the head! Pitbull stumbles forwards, falls over the top rope but manages to hang on! He slides back in, holding the back of his head and stares in shock at Savage!|o(]

G. Miller: We got two stories going on right now, first, the lumber-jack per say are beating the hell out of Danger and second, Savage just tried to eliminate his tag team partner Pitbull!

Paco: Hey, there are no friendships in this one Miller, it’s all about getting a shot at the gold!

[)o|Pitbull gets up and shoves Savage.. Savage throws his arms to the side as if to say “sorry bro” and then gives Pitbull a kick to the mid section.. Savage then nails him with a right hand before grabbing him and whipping him towards the ropes… Pitbull reverses it though, Savage bounces off and Pitbull catches him, lifting him onto his shoulders, swinging him around and dropping him with a stunner! Meantime, Zimdela tells Parker and Heat to back off as he gets on top of Danger and begins to do all kinds of, uh, things to him, but every now and then, nailing him with a hard right hand!|o(]

G. Miller: Ok that guy Zimdela needs help!

Paco: You know you love that kinky shit! From what I heard, you can’t wait to be one of his clients!

[)o|Back in the ring Pitbull gets up and then brings Savage to his feet. He then throws him over his shoulder and runs towards the ropes, hoping to eliminate him! Savage grabs onto the middle rope though, and as Pitbull tosses him over, he is able to roll back in under the bottom rope. Pitbull stomps on him a few times before bringing him back up to his feet and then hooking him for a DDT! Pitbull tries to deliver it but Savage blocks it turning it into a release northern lights suplex, which sends Pitbull over the top rope onto the outside! |o(]

G. Miller: Sean Holmes has been eliminated by Reggie Savage!!

Paco: The Party Animal just got a step closer to winning this match up!

[)o|Kevin Heat sucker punches Parker on the outside and then slides inside the ring as Zimdela keeps on having his way with Danger who is trying his best to fight him off, which is hard after being triple-teamed. Savage sees Heat slide in and right away begins to stomp on him.. He then brings him to his feet and nails him with a hard right hand. Heat stumbles backwards and Savage quickly lifts him and spins around before body slamming him in the middle of the ring.. Savage then goes to the corner and climbs it! As he stands on the top, Heat gets up with his back to him and Savage jumps off, catching him with a bulldog!!|o(]

G. Miller: Savage connects with a bulldog off the top, but that is a very dangerous move!!

Paco: Yeah, lucky for him, no one else was in the ring or he would have been eliminated!

[)o|Savage gets up and then brings Heat to his feet, he grabs him by his head and tights and goes to throw him over the top! Heat goes over but manages to hang on to the ropes and slides back inside… On the outside Zimdela gets up and brings Danger to his feet before nailing him with some hard slaps to the face! Back in the ring Savage brings Heat to his feet again and whips him towards the ropes.. Heat bounces off and Savage goes for a back body drop.. Heat stops dead on his tracks though and gives Savage a swift kick to the chest, then as Savage comes up, Heat delivers a take down clothesline!|o(]

G. Miller: Two brawls are going on, one inside the ring, one on the outside and Parker is just relaxing, watching it all.

Paco: that’s a smart man right there. What I think you mean though is, we have a match going on inside the ring, and a rape going on outside of it!

[)o|Zimdela now whips Danger towards the steel steps but Danger manages to reverse it and Zimdela hits hard, stumbling towards Danger who wraps his arms around him and drops him with a belly to belly suplex! Back in the ring Heat brings Savage to his feet and whips him towards the ropes.. Savage bounces off and Heat goes for a kick to the mid section, Savage catches his foot but then Heat nails him with his other one in the back of the head! Savage stumbles towards the ropes and falls through them to the outside, landing in front of Parker who gets on top of him and begins to pound him with hard right hands!|o(]

G. Miller: Savage very lucky there, falling through the ropes and not on top of them!

Paco: I don’t know if I would call being pummeled by Parker, “lucky.”

[)o|Danger slides back inside the ring and as he gets up, Heat charges at him and goes for a clothesline but Danger ducks and then hooks Heat from behind, dropping him with a neck-breaker! Danger catches a breather as on the outside, Parker brings Savage to his feet, lifts him with a gorilla press and then drops him chest first unto the guard rail! Parker talks trash to Savage and then turns, only to be met by a spinning heel kick from Zimdela Brudon! Back in the ring, Danger gets up almost at the same time as Heat and both men begin to exchange right hands!|o(]

G. Miller: Look at Danger go! He’s been fighting since the match started and is showing no signs of slowing down!

Paco: Tonight could end up being his night after all!

[)o|Danger wins the battle of fists with Heat and then whips Heat towards the corner. Heat hits hard and Danger walks over and takes him out of it, hooking him under his arm for a DDT! Danger then goes to the corner and climbs onto the second turnbuckle, as he does though, Zimdela jumps up on the apron, steel chair in hand and he whacks Danger right in the face with it! Danger rolls over Heat’s body and Heat quickly nails Zimdela with a right hand, knocking him off the apron! Heat then turns his attention towards Danger, bringing him to his feet and now he climbs the corner. He hooks him for a DDT and delivers a tornado one!|o(]

G. Miller: What a shot by Zimdela Brudon!

Paco: Yeah, got Danger right on the face! He’s going to need plastic surgery for sure!

[)o|Heat gets to his feet and then picks up Danger, he grabs him by his head and tights and then throws Danger over the top, Danger goes flying over the top and lands hard on the outside, eliminated! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd, as they were starting to get behind the underachiever. Heat smiles but his smile doesn’t last long as Zimdela Brudon now gets inside the ring and turns him around only to give him a kick to the gut, grab him by his head and drop him with a face buster! Zimdela gets up, but as he does, Parker hooks him from behind and drops him with a German suplex! |o(]

G. Miller: and Danger is finally eliminated, darn it.. I definitely thought tonight was his night.

Paco: Yeah right, you’ll see me win an Oscar before you see Danger win a big time match.

[)o|Parker gets up, and is about to pick up Zimdela but he is dropped from behind by Savage who jumps off the top rope, and connects with a bulldog! Savage gets up and brings Parker right back to his feet, only to nail him with a couple of right hands.. He then hooks him and drops him with a suplex! Savage doesn’t let him go, bringing him up again and lifting him for a second suplex, no, he takes him towards the ropes and tries to throw him out! Parker is hanging onto the ropes as he stands on the outer part of the ropes.. Heat and Zimdela both get up at the same time but Heat quickly gives him a rake to the eyes… Zimdela stumbles backwards and Heat nails him with a drop kick!|o(]

G. Miller: Well with only 4 wrestlers left, all wrestlers must be inside the ring right now and go at it!

Paco: Yeah, this makes the match that much more dangerous, as just when you think you got someone down, someone can come from behind ya and toss your ass out!

[)o|Parker is able to get a shot to the ribs in, causing Savage to break the suplex hold.. Parker then goes under the top rope and rams his shoulder against Savage’s mid section, backing him up.. Parker now gets inside the ring and runs Savage over with a clothesline! Parker brings Savage right back up and whips him towards the ropes… Savage bounces off and Parker drops him with a power-slam! Heat on the other side brings Zimdela to his feet and then lifts him onto his shoulders.. He then goes to toss him over the top but Zimdela breaks free, falling behind Heat.. He does a humping motion on him before lifting him an dropping him with a side suplex!|o(]

G. Miller: Ooh, that was nice!

Paco: What, the humping or the suplex? Let me guess, the humping.

[)o|Parker brings Savage back up and whips him towards the ropes yet again.. Savage reverses it though and Parker bounces off but goes for a clothesline! Savage ducks it and Parker bounces off the other side.. Savage turns around and gives him a kick to the mid section.. He then hooks him by both arms and drops him with a double under-hook DDT! Savage gets up only to get surprised by Zimdela who gets a hand full of jewels! Savage quickly nails him with an elbow to the face, sending Zimdela stumbling backwards! Savage quickly hooks him and drops him with a double under-hook DDT as well!|o(]

G. Miller: My, my.. Zimdela has some huge hands.. uh.. I mean.. Savage is dominating in this match up!

Paco: You f’n queer…

[)o|Savage gets up and then grabs Heat who was starting to get up and hooks him between his legs.. before he can do anything though, Parker comes from behind him, pulls back on his head, hooks it under his arm and delivers a reversed DDT! Parker gets up and brings Savage right back up and whips him towards the ropes.. Savage bounces off and Parker lifts him and plants him hard on the mat with a spinning spine-buster! Parker gets up right away and brings Savage up yet again, he then lifts him unto his shoulders, walks over to the corner and tosses him over them! Savage tries to hang on, but can’t, and falls to the outside, flat on his face!|o(]

G. Miller: There goes Reggie Savage! Eliminated by Parker and his trademark move!!

Paco: Yeah that was a hell of a spine-buster set up by that DDT! By the time Savage realized what was going on, he was already in mid air!

[)o|Parker doesn’t have much time to enjoy his toss as Heat comes up from behind him and nails him with a forearm shot to the back of the head. Heat then turns him around and whips him towards the ropes, but instead of bouncing off, Zimdela comes out of nowhere, clothes lining him down to the mat! Heat charges at Zimdela but he catches him, lifting him up by his ass and then drops him with an inverted atomic drop! Heat doubles over and Zimdela then delivers a swinging neck-breaker, taking him down to the mat! |o(]

G. Miller: Zimdela Brudon has taken control of this match up Paco!

Paco: Did you see the way he grabbed Heat’s ass!? Dude, I so do not want to be in the ring with him!

[)o|Zimdela gets on top of him and tries to play with Heat’s nipples but he fights him off, pushing him off of him.. Both of them get to their feet and Zimdela quickly nails him with a hard right hand, another, one more! Heat is back to the ropes and Zimdela then whips him to the opposite side. No, Heat reverses it, pulling Zimdela in and dropping him with a short arm clothesline! Heat then delivers an elbow drop before getting on top of Zimdela and pummeling him with hard right hands!|o(]

G. Miller: Zimdela is playing mind games with his opponents!

Paco: I don’t know man, if I was Parker and Heat, I would team up and eliminate him right quick just to be “safe.”

[)o|Parker gets up and then nails Heat on the back of his head with his boot! Parker then grabs Heat by his hair, pulls him up and throws him against the turnbuckle.. There Parker nails him with a series of knife edge chops to the chest before grabbing Heat and whipping him towards the opposite side! No, Heat reverses it, pulling Parker in, lifting him onto his shoulders and dropping him with a Samoan drop! Heat gets to his feet and then goes to the corner, he climbs onto the second turnbuckle before jumping off and connecting with a leg drop!|o(]

G. Miller: Well Heat is now dominating both men, but none of the three have really tried to eliminate the other out.

Paco: Nah, they are smart… They want to soften up their opponents as much as possible.. Then when the right moment comes, BAM! Someone will get eliminated.

[)o|Heat goes to pick up Parker but here comes Zimdela who nails him with an uppercut! Heat stumbles backwards onto the turnbuckle and Zimdela comes over, nailing him with a flurry of knife edge chops to the chest! He then begins to ram his shoulder against Heat’s mid section… After about the four shot, he stops and Heat drops to the floor but Zimdela brings him back up and then hooks him between his legs.. Zimdela begins to slap him hard across his back as well as his ass, leaving huge red marks, before lifting him up by his waist and pile-driving him in the middle of the ring!|o(]

G. Miller: Zimdela might be as unorthodox as they come, but he mixes his style very well with wrestling!

Paco: unorthodox as they come? No one is as f’ked up as he is!

[)o|Zimdela brings Heat back up using his hair and then throws him across his shoulder.. Zimdela then goes to throw him out but Heat breaks free, falling behind Zimdela and then hooking him and dropping him with a full nelson slam! Heat gets up only to get turned around by Parker who lifts him and body slams him in the middle of the ring! Parker then runs towards the ropes, bounces off and goes for an elbow drop, but misses as Heat rolls out of the way! Both wrestlers get to their feet quickly and Parker goes for a clothesline, Heat ducks it though, swinging around Parker’s body and then dropping him with a swinging DDT|o(]

G. Miller: Heat back in charge of this match up! Both Heat and Zimdela have been having their way with Parker, you get the feeling he might be the next one in line to get eliminated!

Paco: He might be, he looks winded and can’t get a string of offense going.. Then again, he could be playing possum!

[)o|Heat gets up and then runs towards the ropes.. He jumps onto the middle turnbuckle and then goes for an Asai moon-sault, he connects on Parker! Zimdela in the mid time has been exposing the turnbuckles in one of the corners! Heat gets up holding his mid section in pain, as he turns, he is surprised by Zimdela Brudon who wraps his arms around him, lifts him and applies a bear-hug! Zimdela begins to rock Heat to the left and right as Heat tries to get out of it.. Zimdela stops shaking him and runs towards the exposed turnbuckle and rams Heat against it! “OOOOH!” Is heard from the crowd as they watch Heat get crushed! Zimdela grabs Heat now and places him on the top turnbuckle. Heat looks like he doesn’t know where he is.. Zimdela takes a few steps back and then delivers a drop kick right to his chin, sending him crashing to the outside!|o(]

G. Miller: Heat’s been eliminated!!

Paco: Damn man, he was my pick to win it all!

[)o|The crowd boos loudly as Zimdela gloats, he then turns around and is met by a hard right hand by Pete Parker! Pete nails him with another, another, another, one more! Parker then turns Zimdela around, grabs him by his head and begins to ram it against the expose turnbuckle! The crowd counts along, and by the time they get to 10, Zimdela has become a bloody mess! Parker now takes him out of the corner and leans him against the ropes.. Parker then backs off of him before taking a running start and clothes-lining him over the top! Both wrestlers go over the top but manage to roll back in!|o(]

G. Miller: How close was that!! I thought Parker and Zimdela were both goners!!

Paco: Dude, they can’t be both goners, someone has to win this thing and remember, we are down to the last two, so the elimination rule is out.. Now, to win, you must pin your opponent!

G. Miller: That’s right Paco! Zimdela looks like he will be getting pinned then, look at him, he’s a bloody mess!

Paco: Just how he likes it right?!

[)o|Parker gets up and then stomps a few times on Zimdela before bringing him to his feet and whipping him towards the ropes.. Zimdela bounces off and Parker nails him with a spinning elbow to the face! Parker now goes for the pin and the ref counts! One! Two! Kick out! Parker gets to his feet and then brings Zimdela to his.. He whips him towards the ropes again, Zimdela barely has enough to run and bounce off but he still does and Parker catches him and drops him with a spinning spine-buster!|o(]

G. Miller: There it is Paco! Parker just connected with his trademark move!

Paco: Good night Zimdela!!

[)o|Parker makes the pin and the ref counts! One! Two! Th.. kick out by Zimdela! Parker looks at the ref not believing he kicked out… The ref shows him two fingers and a frustrated Parker gets on top of Zimdela and begins to pummel him on his open wounds with right hands! Parker then gets off of him and brings him to his feet. He then whips him towards the corner but Zimdela reverses it, whipping him the other way, towards the exposed turnbuckles! Parker crashes hard and falls down to the mat! |o(]

G. Miller: Oh my! Parker has to be knocked out Paco! Those steel turnbuckles are no joke!

Paco: They sure aren’t. They helped Zimdela eliminate Heat, and now, they are going to help him pin Parker!

[)o|Zimdela right away goes for the pin and the ref counts, one! Two! Th.. kick out by Parker! The crowd cheers as Zimdela gets up and wipes some of the blood off his face.. He then looks at his bloody hand and begins to suck on it.. The crowd boos him loudly but he pays them no mind as he brings Parker to his feet and lifts him up into a bear hug.. He then goes to the corner, and with his back to it, he climbs onto the second turnbuckle.. He then gets hands full of ass as he jumps off with parker, and delivers an inverted atomic drop!|o(]

G. Miller: That man just loves getting his hands on the goods!

Paco: Yeah, well Parker doesn’t like people touching his goods.. So now, Zim is going to feel Parker’s bads, his fists right to his f’n face!

[)o|Zimdela goes for the pin yet again, one! Two! Th.. kick out by Parker.. Zimdela gets to his feet and then brings Parker to his feet.. He then applies a bear hug again! This time, he takes off running and rams Parker against the corner! Zimdela smiles as he tells the crowd it’s over… They boo him loudly and he just smiles even more… He sets Parker on the top turnbuckle and then begins to climb it, as he does though, Parker begins to pummel him with rights hands! Zimdela tries to fight back but looses his balance and a head butt from Parker sending him crashing down to the mat!|o(]

G. Miller: I think Zimdela was going for his finisher, and Parker knew it, so he did everything he could to stop him!

Paco: Parker may be down but he’s not out… well, he may be on the top turnbuckle, almost out, but he’s not really out.. what I mean is, he’s sitting on the top turnbuckle, dazed, but not confused so Zimdela tried to get him out, but Parker didn’t want to go out.. SO he went, down.. no.. wait.. He went up and.. uh.. f’k! I’m confused.. where is my bottle!?!

[)o|Parker stands on the second turnbuckle, and as Zimdela gets up, he jumps off, nailing him with a double axe handle smash! Zimdela goes down, but not on him, and Parker goes for the pin! One! Two! Kick out! Parker gets up and brings Zimdela to his feet, he then hooks him between his legs but before he can do anything, Zimdela back body drops him! Parker gets up right away but holding his lower back in pain.. Zimdela stumbles over to the corner and Parker now charges at her.. Zimdela steps up though and delivers a drop toe hold, causing Parker’s face to bounce off the bottom, exposed turnbuckle!|o(]

G. Miller: Oh that’s it! Parker is out! He’s gotta be, and if he’s not, can you say concussion!?

Paco: Con quien? Contusion? No, Confirmation? Immigration? Con-what!?! Why you got to make fun of me because I’m foreign huh!?!! You racist bastard! You know I don’t know big words like that! Pendejo!

[)o|Zimdela drags Parker away from the corner and flips him over, the crowd gives a loud “OOOH!” as they see Parker has too been busted open! Zimdela runs his hand over his bloody forehead and then smears it all over his chest… He then hooks the leg and makes the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out by Parker! The crowd cheers loudly… Zimdela gets up and brings Parker back up, he then whips him towards the ropes and goes for a back body drop! Parker bounces off but stops dead on his tracks and quickly hooks Zimdela between his legs and by his two arms! He then pulls him up and delivers a double under-hook pile-driver!! The crowd cheers loudly again but Parker doesn’t go for the pin, instead, he flips Zimdela over so he’s face up and then goes to the corner.. Parker climbs it and almost right away jumps off, and delivers a corkscrew five-star frog-splash!! “OOOH!” is heard from the crowd again and this time Parker does go for the pin! One! Two! Three! Bell rings!|o(]

G. Miller: Parker wins! Parker wins! Parker wins!

Paco: Spider-man! Spider-man! Spider-man!

J. Styles: Here is your winner, via: The Rising Star… “PORNSTAR” PETE PARKER!!!

[)o|Parker rolls off of Zimdela Brudon, not having enough to get up.. The ref lifts his arm and points to him, pronouncing him the victor.|o(]

G. Miller: What a match Paco, what a finish, what a Rookie Challenge!!

Paco: It was a hell of a challenge and Parker just proved he is ahead of his rookie class! Damn that was good!

G. Miller: Yeah. Guys like Savage and Heat didn’t want to be in this match because they no longer consider themselves rookies but I bet you their minds have been changed.

Paco: I doubt it.. These guys have egos the size of Texas…

G. Miller: Good point… Well congratulations to Pete Parker anyway for winning a hell of a match and thus earning himself a shot at the North American Title!

Paco: Yeah, the winner of Jack Sullivan and Josh Allen will face him some time down the road, that should also be a good match up.

G. Miller: Indeed… But let’s not forget Zimdela Brudon that despite his weird ways, he put on a hell of a show and earned himself a shot at the Television title.

Paco: He represents the alternative life style… I shudder at the thought of what he would do with the Television title if he won it.

G. Miller: Me too… I’m being told we got action in the back.

Paco: Lets go to it then!

G. Miller: What? You aren't trying to make a comment or something to stall it?

Paco: There could be blood and carnage back there that we are missing! Plus maybe a few chicas!

G. Miller: Should have figured that.

[)o| The camera cuts to the back as Miller lets out a sigh of disbelief to his co-announcer's behavior. In the back a small hallway is seen. The camera moves forward towards a locker room door labeled “Killa Kali.” The door swings open all of the sudden and a pissed of Jack Sullivan steps out. The camera focuses on the inside of the locker room real quick and we see Killa Kali, conscious, but being checked up by the EMTs. The camera goes back to Jack Sullivan and follows him. As he passes by a crossing hall, he comes across "The Hellacious One" Draco. Draco walks by and Jack Sullivan looks up at him and mumbles something underneath his breath. |o(]

Draco: Ya? Want to say that a bit louder?

Jack Sullivan: Who? Me? Couldn't be, me!

Draco: Stupid pricks like you should have been weeded out from the gene pool a long time ago!

[)o| Jack Sullivan stands up and sees that Draco isn't the same he was when he faced him. Draco turns the other cheek and Jack Sullivan seems to think that he has won that battle, but not so. Draco turns around knowing Jack Sullivan would keep going. Draco walks over to Jack Sullivan and hits a double-fisted sledgehammer move to the back of Jack Sullivan's neck. Jack Sullivan crumbles down into a heap and Draco takes the opportunity to lock in a camel clutch. Draco bends his head forward and arches his back more putting even more pressure on Jack Sullivan's neck and back. Draco speaks in a cold and uncaring voice, it seems that he is at his breaking point. |o(]

Draco: You know, Sully. I always did have a problem with you. I mean, even before you beat me, I thought you were an egotistical prick that needed to be brought down a notch or two. Coming from me, that says a lot! Now, next time, just keep at what you are doing and don't make eye contact. Ok?!

[)o| Draco applies more pressure to the submission move that he has on Jack Sullivan. Draco holds onto the submission a little while longer and then lets go as Jack Sullivan is heard moaning in pain. Draco starts to walk away, but sees an equipment box next to the fallen Jack Sullivan. |o(]

Draco: I'm not the one who's so far away...

[)o| Those words came out in a lyrical type tone from Draco. Draco's devilish smirk starts to form as he tips over the full equipment box onto Jack Sullivan. Jack Sullivan becomes buried in the power cords, switches, steel frame pieces, and pins that flow out of the box. Draco walks away with a sick and twisted smile on his face. He puts his hands in his pockets and acts like nothing out of the ordinary has happened. |o(]

Paco: Draco becoming a lot more hardcore than I thought possible.

G. Miller: Ya, he seems to have snapped with the events of the past month. Did you see his eyes? It looked like he hasn’t slept in months!

Paco: Either that or crying his ass off for whatever reason! In any event, the more carnage the better. Hopefully, Sullivan wasn't killed because ODJ did like him after all.

G. Miller: Paco! ...Ahh, never mind you are hopeless.

Paco: Just like my momma always used to say! But just like her, you are wrong! Look at me now! Young, beautiful, rich and famous!

G. Miller: More like two out of four!

Paco: yeah you are right.. I’m beautiful and famous!

G. Miller: Not!

Paco: Pendejo!!

G. Miller: Wetback!

Paco: Who you calling a wetback, pilgrim!?!

G. Miller: Ah forget it! Fans, it’s time for the next match up and this one is a brutal one as Trent Steel faces off against Justin Stiles for the second time!!

Paco: This one is a piece of cake. Steel beat him before, he can beat him again!

G. Miller: well, he’ll have to do it in both a regular match and a hardcore match!

Paco: No problem!

G. Miller: You are giving Stiles no chance?

Paco: Nope… He’s ass is grass, and Steel is going to mow it.. then roll it, then light it, then smoke it!

G. Miller: The hell was that!?!

Paco: A long version of an old saying.

G. Miller: Seriously Paco, where do you come up with all your crap!?!

Paco: With my crap? Well from what I eat.. sometimes I’ll eat a lot of burritos and chimichangas and tacos, boy, you should see the crap I come up with on those days! Then there are those days when…

G. Miller: That’s not what I meant! ARGH! FORGET IT! Joey take it away!

Paco: What I say!?!

[)o|The camera switches over to the ring, and focuses on Joey who is already inside. Some officials are around, still removing the last bits of barbwire from the ropes.|o(]

J. Styles: Fans it’s time for the next bout and this one is a 2 out of 3 falls match up! The first match will be fought under regular rules. After the first pin is made, the match will become hardcore rules! After the second fall is made, if it’s necessary, the match will become a last man standing match! Now fans, here are the participants!

[)o|"Chariots of Fire" begins to play loudly over the PA system and silver glitter falls from the rafters. Gold and silver pyro go off all around. A spotlight is then turned on, shining directly on the entry way curtains. A man dressed in a sparkling silver robe comes strolling out from behind the curtain. With his grin, and his hellaciously good body, he poses to the crowd for award winning photos. Although none are taken, Justin Stiles continues his five star poses as a supermodel of some sort comes out holding a small diamond studded mirror. People do not notice her beauty because they are in wonderment with Stiles' exquisiteness. Justin Stiles checks his symmetry and his luxuriously soft hair. Justin Stiles fixes a few misguided strands of hair and send the supermodel back to the locker room. Bored fans around the entranceway reach out for a touch or a high five. Justin Stiles walks down ignoring the piles of drool and fakes a high five to some of the unlucky fans.|o(]

J. Styles: Introducing first: He weights in at two hundred and twenty two pounds and stands at six feet two inches tall. He comes to us from Beverly Hills, California… Ladies and gentlemen here is… “Anti-Hardcore Superstar” Justin Stiles!!!

[)o|The crowd continues to boo him loudly as he gets inside the ring. Then “Hair of the Dogs” By Guns and Roses begins to play and flames erupt from the entrance way...The crowd cheers loudly as we see a man emerge from the flames unscarred and unburned...Trent Steel makes his way to the ring... |o(]

J. Styles: His opponent stands at six feet four inches and weights in at two hundred and twenty pounds. He comes to us from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania… Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… “The Son of a Bitch” Trent Steel!!!

[)o| He leaps to the top of the ring apron and goes in under the third rope...Trent removes his shades and trench coat and hands it to an assistant outside of the ring. As he turns around he is greeted by Justin Stiles who begins to pound him with right hands. |o(]

G. Miller: Justin Stiles not wasting any time there! Do you think we could be looking at a new Justin Stiles?

Paco: Well if this is a new Justin Stiles, I hope he got the “hardcore” upgrade, because if he didn’t, he is going to be as useless as the first version.

[)o|Stiles backs Steel to the corner and continues to pound him with rights and lefts to the head and body. He then stops, grabbing Steel by his hand and whipping him to the opposite side! Steel hits so hard that he flips over in the corner, ala, “Rick Flair” and then flips back down and stumbles right towards Stiles who runs him over with a clothesline! Stiles right away goes for the pin but Steel kicks out after one. Stiles gets up and brings him back to his feet, only to whip him towards the ropes again, this time Steel reverses it though and pulls Stiles in, ramming his knee against his mid section. |o(]

G. Miller: I think Stiles deserves more credit than what he gets. He’s a hell of a wrestler.

Paco: Nobody questions that Miller. But the fact of the matters is, to survive in the ICWF you must know how to survive in hardcore matches… You must know how to get extreme… Stiles doesn’t know how to do either.

[)o|Steel now begins to do a little pounding of his own, beating Stiles down with forearm shots to the back until he drops to his knees… Steel brings him back up and whips him towards the ropes, Stiles bounces off and Steel sends him flying with a back body drop! Stiles lands hard and right away sits up, holding on to his lower back… Steel runs by him, bouncing off the ropes and then nailing him right on the kisser with a mule drop kick! Steel now goes for a pin of his own but Stiles kicks out after two.|o(]

G. Miller: Yeah but it’s not like everyone fights in hardcore matches every time…

Paco: Yeah I know, but when the match calls for it, you have to know how to handle it…All wrestlers know that from the most hardcore wrestler in Killa Kali to the most annoying, little insect known as El Linchador.

[)o|Steel brings Stiles back to his feet but Stiles surprises him with an European upper cut. Steel stumbles backwards and Stiles nails him with a drop kick that sends Steel down to the mat. Stiles gets to his feet and grabs Steel who was getting to his. He then lifts him and body slams him in the middle of the ring. Stiles now goes to the corner and climbs onto the second turnbuckle and then jumps off, going for a diving head butt but missing as Steel rolls out of the way! Steel gets to his feet but so does Stiles holding his face in pain. Steel gives him a kick to the gut, hooks him and drops him with DDT! |o(]

G. Miller: Nice move there by Steel. I don’t think you get it Paco. Stiles knows how to pick up a chair and use it on someone.. He chooses not to do that, not to be hardcore.

Paco: Then he is just a plain idiot.. Believe me Miller, he is not going to last very long in the ICWF!

[)o|Steel flips him over and makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Stiles. Steel gets up and goes to the corner himself. He climbs onto the second one and then jumps off, driving his elbow to the heart of Stiles. Steel goes for another pin but again Stiles kicks out. Steel gets up and brings Stiles to his feet. He then whips him towards the ropes.. Stiles bounces off and Steel goes for a spinning heel kick, but misses as Stiles ducks! Steel lands hard on his back as Stiles bounces off the other side and delivers a rolling thunder on him! |o(]

G. Miller: Stiles keeps bouncing back on this match up. You know, throwing records and time in the ICWF aside, these two guys are very similar.

Paco: Do me a favor, tell that to Steel, face to face. See what happens to you.

[)o|Stiles doesn’t go for the pin instead he picks up Steel and applies an abdominal stretch… The ref asks Steel if he gives up? He shakes his head “no!” and then almost right away delivers a hip toss. Steel is about to pick up Stiles but Stiles grabs him by his head and then gives him a hard kick to it, sending Steel stumbling backwards. Stiles gets to his feet and then charges at Steel, grabbing him by his head and dropping him with a swinging neck-breaker! Stiles now goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Steel. Stiles brings him back up, lifts him for a body slam but delivers a shoulder breaker instead!|o(]

G. Miller: Stiles is going toe to toe with Steel. I think this is the most determined I’ve seen him since joining the ICWF.

Paco: I’m not going to say anything more about him until we get to the hardcore rules portion of this match. Then we’ll see.

[)o|Stiles quickly grabs the arm of Steel and now applies a grape vine submission hold on it! The ref asks Steel if he gives up but Steel shakes his head “no!” He then nudges himself closer to the ropes.. Stiles tries to hang on and make the hold more painful but Steel still manages to get closer, and grabs the bottom rope! The ref tells Stiles to break the hold and he quickly does so. He then brings Steel to his feet after getting up himself and whips him towards the corner, reversal by Steel and Stiles hits hard! |o(]

G. Miller: Great combination by Stiles there, with that shoulder breaker followed by the arm submission. He might not have gotten Steel to submit, but he did major damage.

Paco: Yeah but you know Steel has a great level of pain resistance.. To him that was nothing!

[)o|Steel charges at Stiles and goes for a huge splash but Stiles moves out of the way and Steel lands right on top of the top turnbuckle!!! Steel tries to gather himself, sitting on the top turnbuckle facing the crowd, but just then Stiles nails him with a couple of forearm shots to the back of the head. Stiles now climbs onto the second turnbuckle and wraps his arms around Steel’s waist.. Steel tries to get out of his grip but he isn’t able to and Stiles pulls him and delivers a German suplex off the top!! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd as they watch Steel land on the back of his head, and flip over from the huge impact! Stiles quickly moves in, flipping Steel back over for the pin! One! Two! Three!!|o(]

Paco: No way!!!

G. Miller: He got him Paco!! Stiles got Steel for the three count after delivering his trademark move!! Holy cow!!

Paco: Damn, I can’t believe this shit!!

Miller: Well believe it bucko, Stiles is half way to earning a win over your hardcore hero Steel!

Paco: It ain’t going to happen Bottled gayo. Remember now the match has become a hardcore rules bout, Stiles has no chance!

[)o|Stiles looks at Big Kev on the outside with a surprised look.. Big Kev shrugs and tells him to keep going… Stiles goes back to Steel who was trying to get up and pushes him back down, pinning him again! One! Two! Kick out by Steel! Stiles gets up and then brings Steel to his feet.. He then turns him around and wraps his arms around Steel’s waist.. He tries to go for another German suplex but Steel blocks and then runs towards the ropes, jumping over them with Stiles still on his back, sending both men crashing to the floor below! |o(]

G. Miller: Great move on the part of Trent Steel. He knows he is in trouble, he knows he can be pinned any second now, so he finds a way to slow down the hot rookie.

Paco: So that’s why you cheer for this guy!! You think he’s a hot rookie! You are trying to get in his tights! I knew it!

[)o|Stiles pushes himself up, holding his chest in pain after landing flat on his face… Steel is still down and holding the back of his head… Stiles move in, stomping on him a few times before bringing him up, as he does though, Steel nails him with a low blow! Stiles calls his mommy as he doubles over in pain.. Steel gets to his feet, grabs him by his head and tights and rams him head first against the steel guard rail! The moves brings a huge roar from the crowd. Steel still holds the back of his head but it doesn’t stop him from beginning a stomp-a-thon all over Stiles back!|o(]

G. Miller: Trent Steel is in big time pain Paco, I think he might have seriously injured his neck!

Paco: Hell I wouldn’t be surprise if he broke it.. But then again, if he broke it, he couldn’t walk.. and actually he would be dead… Hmm.. Uh… yeah.. never mind.. I need a drink.

[)o|Steel now brings Stiles back up and lifts him onto his shoulder… Steel then turns towards the ring and charges at the ring post, ramming Stiles shoulder first against it! Steel doesn’t let him go, backing away from the post and then ramming Stiles again against it, this time the other shoulder! Steel now turns around and body slams him hard on the ground… Steel now looks under the ring and takes out a broom… He walks over to Stiles and begins to sweep his face! Stiles tries to shove the broom off his face to no avail.. |o(]

Paco: It’s time to sweep the trash away Miller!

G. Miller: Now that’s uncalled for!

[)o|Steel brings Stiles to his feet and then rams the tip of the broom onto Stiles mid section. Stiles doubles over and Steel then lifts the broom up high before bringing it down hard across Stiles’ back, breaking it in half! Stiles drops like a sack of bricks and Steel quickly moves in for the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Stiles… Steel gets up and then walks over to the Steel steps.. He climbs onto the top one and then jumps towards Stiles, going for an elbow drop but missing as Stiles rolls out of the way! Both men get up quickly but it’s Stiles that gets on the offensive first, ramming his forearm against Steel’s chin. |o(]

G. Miller: This has been a really good match up, a lot better than what I expected.

Paco: You only saying that because Stiles is winning.. We’ll see what you say when Steel comes back and wins the whole thing.

[)o|Steel stumbles backwards and Stiles nails him with a second forearm. Stiles now grabs Steel and hooks him for a suplex.. Stiles breaks it though and then waves his index finger from right to left, “oh no, no!” He says.. He grabs Steel and tosses him inside the ring… He then goes in himself and brings up Steel, hooks him and delivers the suplex inside the ring, bringing loud boos from the crowd! Stiles leans against the ropes and argues with some fans, giving Steel time to get up and come up from behind him running and nailing him with a spinning heel kick to the back of head, that sends Stiles over the top and onto the floor! |o(]

G. Miller: Stiles continues his anti-hardcore quest.. But arguing with the fans is a big no-no! You don’t want to turn your back on Trent Steel!

Paco: You damn right! Steel will make you pay, as you clearly saw there!

[)o|Steel slides to the outside and looks under the ring.. taking out a table!! The crowd cheers loudly and Steel sets it up! He then grabs Stiles and brings him to his feet… He then hooks him for a suplex with his back to the table.. Steel tries to get him but Stiles blocks it and turns it into an inside cradle! One! Two! Kick out by Steel. Both men get up right away and Stiles goes for a clothesline but Steel ducks it.. Both wrestlers turn towards each other and Steel goes for a kick to the mid section! Stiles catches his foot and waves his index finger at Steel! Steel gives him the middle finger and then nails him with an enziguri kick!! The crowd cheers loudly and Steel gets up right away and then brings Stiles to his feet.. He then hooks him between his legs and looks around to the crowd… He gives the thumbs up and the crowd boos.. He gives the thumbs down and the crowd cheers loudly.. Steel obliges, wrapping his arms around Stiles waist, bringing him up and then power-bombing him through the table!!|o(]

Paco: BOOYA BABY!!!!

G. Miller: My goodness!

[)o|Steel quickly makes the pin, and the ref counts! One! Two! Three!!|o(]

Paco: It’s all even now Miller! What do you say now!? What do you say now!?!

Miller: Uh…

Paco: Exactly! It’s on like Donkey Kong Be-hotch!!!

Miller: What he means fans is that the match up is now tied so we are going to go sudden death, last man standing rules are now in effect!

Paco: You might as well count now, because Stiles is not getting up!

[)o|Steel tells the ref to start counting and he does… The crowd counts along, as Big Kev screams at Stiles to get up! The ref reaches five on the count and then Stiles starts to move.. The crowd boos while others keep counting.. Steel holds the back of his neck as he looks on.. “Seven” shouts the ref and Stiles makes it to his knees! “Eight!” and Stiles somehow gets up! The crowd continues to boo, he turns towards Steel who runs him over with a clothesline! The crowd cheers and Steel tells the ref to count him again!|o(]

G. Miller: Steel is going to have to work just a little bit harder for this win!

Paco: Not that much harder.. Hit him with a chair Steel, and he’s done for!

[)o| The ref does, and the crowd once again counts along but as he reaches five, Stiles gets back up! Steel shoves the ref out of the way and then picks up Stiles for a body slam! Stiles fights him off though, falling behind Steel and then wrapping his arms around his head, applying a sleeper hold! Trent Steel holds his arms up as the ref checks to see if he starts to fade away.. Trent Steel starts to swings his arms wildly and the manages to turn slightly, hooking Stiles right leg, lifting him and then dropping him with a knee-breaker! Stiles goes down and Steel calls for his finisher.. He hooks one leg and goes to wrap up the other one when Big Kev jumps on his back!|o(]

Paco: What the hell!?! This isn’t a handicap match!! And I do mean that literately!

Miller: Paco! What a horrible thing to say!

[)o|Just then, Steel’s wife to be comes running down the ramp and then pulls big Kev off and begins to pound him with a flurry of slaps… The distraction is enough for Stiles to reverse the hold, dropping Steel to the mat and then he stands up, hooking one leg and applying an elevated Boston Crab! Steel tries to fight the hold, but there are no ropes, no ref to break it, and his wife has her hands full with Big Kev! Steel tries to push off out of the hold but Stiles drives his knee onto Steel’s lower back… making the move that much painful! |o(]

Paco: Come on Steel get out of the hold! You can’t lose to this loser!!

G. Miller: Anti-hardcore people around the world, we’re close to victory!!

[)o|Trent Steel starts to fade and the crowd begins a steel chant… Other refs come down to break up the fight between Steel’s girl and Big Kev, taking both back to the back.. The ref checks with Steel who is out! Stiles hangs on to the hold for a few more seconds and then finally breaks it! Stiles tells the ref to count and he does… The crowd starts to boo but some actually count along… The ref is half way up the count and Steel has yet to move! Six! Seven! Steel starts to come around! Eight! He pushes himself up! Nine! But falls back down to the mat! Ten! “ring the bell” shouts the ref!|o(]

G. Miller: He did it! Stiles did it!!

Paco: Damn it to hell!

J. Styles: Here is your winner…. “ANTI-HARDCORE SUPERSTAR” JUSTIN STILES!!!

[)o|The crowd is booing loudly as Stiles gets inside the ring and begins to jump around in joy… Big Kev comes back down and slides inside the ring… He then jumps onto Stiles arms and they continue to celebrate.|o(]

G. Miller: Chalk one up to the anti-hardcore revolution!

Paco: I think I’m going to be very sick…

[)o|The camera cuts to the back where we see a lowly Harvey Danger, sitting on a corner in total dismay… Just then, returning ICWF superstar Justin Taylor walks by but then stops and comes back… |o(]

Justin Taylor: Hey, uh, aren’t you Harvey Danger?

[)o|Harvey looks up, surprised someone knows his name. |o(]

Harvey Danger: Uh, yeah that’s me.. or what’s left of him…

Justin Taylor: Post-match blues huh? I’ve had my share of those… Listen man, I don’t care what anyone says… You did great out there.

Harvey Danger: What dude…

Justin Taylor: I mean it man.. I mean you eliminated Krimson like he was nothing.. and you could have easily won, had Zimdela not knocked you upside the face with that chair…

[)o|Harvey Danger gets up and has a half smile on his face… |o(]

Harvey Danger: Wow, you really think so?

[)o|Justin Taylor takes a step back and then burst out laughing.. |o(]

Justin Taylor: F’K NO!!! HAHAHA! You suck so f’n bad dude, you make Han Zo Man look like the king of the f’n universe!! I mean one chair shot, one chair shot! That’s all it took to get you out! I mean how pathetic can you be!

Harvey Danger: F’k off alright, I’ve had a bad enough night as it is…

[)o|Harvey pushes Taylor out of the way as he walks, uh, away. |o(]

Justin Taylor: Hold up there Harvey, your night is not quite done yet!

[)o|As soon as he says that, Taylor charges at Danger and runs him over from behind with a clothesline! Danger goes down to the floor and Taylor begins to stomp the living daylights out of him! Taylor then grabs him by his hair and takes him over to where the offices of the arena are… He then sees a huge large window and hooks Danger between his legs.. He then lifts him up into a power-bomb position and then runs with him, and releasing him three feet away from the window… Danger goes crashing through it, landing hard on top of the desk inside of the office! Taylor is laughing again as Danger is out cold. |o(]

Justin Taylor: Now you night is over… Let that be a lesson to you.. No one will ever care about you…. No one will ever take you seriously and no one, NO ONE wants you around here…

[)o|Taylor walks away laughing as Danger’s body falls of the desk onto the floor… the camera focuses on his back, as it’s been all cut from the shard glass… The camera switches back to Paco and Miller. |o(]

G. Miller: Ok that was totally unnecessary! Danger alright had a hard fought match, one he lost, he didn’t need this!

Paco: I don’t know if he needed or not, but I didn’t mind seeing it! Hahaha!

G. Miller: It’s just like Justin Taylor to kick a man when he is down… Why doesn’t he do that in his matches? If he did, he wouldn’t have lost his re-debut.

Paco: I would watch my words Miller… He might come after you next!

G. Miller: Whatever… fans… it’s time for the next match up… Josh Allen challenges Jack Sullivan for the North American title!

Paco: Yeah, and they brought the roulette out already… It will determine the kind of match these vatos will have… check out the matches Miller… First Blood Match, Tables match, Ladder Match, Cage Match, Taipei Death Match…. The hell is a Taipei match!?!

G. Miller: It’s a match where your hands are wrapped in tape, then dipped in glue, then in glass…

Paco: Well, that would be cool, if this was Rambo III or something… Lets see, there is also a Barbed Wire match, a Singapore Cane on a pole match, an Iron Man match, a Last Man Standing Match, a boiler room match and a Lego match! …. Hmmm… Hard to decide… a few of those matches we’ve already seen tonight, or we will see tonight… I’m going to have to go with.. the Lego match! Yes! Yes! Those can get so f’n hardcore!

G. Miller: Yup… I wouldn’t mind seeing an Iron Man match though… No hardcore rules or any of that… It’ll be sweet.

Paco: Will you shut up already with that no-hardcore non-sense!? It’ll be a Lego match and that’s that!!

[)o|The camera switches over to Joey who is now inside the ring.|o(]

J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for the “Beat the Odds” match for the North American Championship! If you turn your attention to the entrance way, there you will see a roulette will all kinds of matches… Once the roulette has been spun, whatever match it stops on, that will be the match we will have! Now please welcome, the man who will spin the roulette…. ODJ!!!!

G. Miller: ODJ is back!!

Paco: Alright jefe!!!

[)o| “Hate Me Now” By NAS begins to play and the crowd boos loudly as ODJ does indeed come out.. He’s decked in his regular black gear.. Black baggy jeans, black ICWF T-shirt, black boots and a black beanie hat that has his initials imprinted on it in black. |o(]

ODJ: I’m back bitch!!

[)o|The crowd boos loudly..|o(]

ODJ: Now I don’t have much to say.. I just wanted to let everyone know that I’m back from my vacation…. And to everyone that thinks they are running my federation, to check your damn selves.. Remember that you are f’kin’ with ODJ’s house.. and in MY house.. I’m the only one that’s going to be doing the f’kin’!!! Take that for what is worth, but to everyone, yes, including you my FORMER henchman Sullivan, consider yourselves warned… Now let me spin this bitch so I can see you two kill each other…

[)o|The crowd boos loudly as ODJ tosses the mic to the side… He spins the roulette and after going around and around it finally comes to a halt at… LEGO MATCH! The crowd cheers loudly but ODJ gives it a slightly elbow and the roulette moves into… a boiler room match! The crowd boos loudly and ODJ laughs as he heads to the back, listening to the “asshole! Asshole! Chant get started.”|o(]

G. Miller: Looks like ODJ didn’t want to have a Lego match!

Paco: Why ODJ why!?! Legos rule the world!

[)o|Joey speaks again…|o(]

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen the following is a Boiler Room Brawl match! The rules are simple… The wrestlers will fight inside the boiler room… They must find their way out, but before they do, they must pin their opponent. Whoever is able to pin his opponent, and then exit the boiler room first, will be declared the winner. Now, let’s meet the participants!

[)o|"My Little Box" by John Frizzle begins to play and the fans give a little cheer as Josh Allen appears on the Insane-A-Tron. He walks down a hall being led by an official, towards the boiler room.|o(]

J. Styles: Introducing first, the challenger. He weights in at two hundred and eighteen pounds and stands at six feet two inches tall… From Broken Arrow, Oklahoma… Josh Allen!!!

[)o|They arrive at the Boiler room and the ref lets him inside and then closes the door behind him… Just then “The Red” By Chevelle begins to play and the crowd boos loudly as Jack Sullivan appears on another hall, walking towards the boiler room, being led by another official.|o(]

J. Styles: His opponent, standing at six feet eleven inches tall and weighting in at three hundred and fifteen pounds… From Milwaukee, Wisconsin, he is the North American Champion… “The Evolution” Jack Sullivan!!!

[)o|They arrive at another door that leads to the boiler room. Sullivan takes his title off and hands it to the ref as he goes inside it. The ref closes the door and then our view changes to the inside of the boiler room.|o(]

G. Miller: A boiler room brawl, the first one of the year and the first one in a long, long time… How do you think they will do Paco?

Paco: Just fine… At first it’ll be a game of cat and mouse, as they try to find each other, but once they do, Hehehe, let Armageddon begin!

[)o|The boiler room is very badly lit with all kinds of huge pipes going around it, through it, on top of it and on the sides.. You also have, of course, the boiler… a few of them to be exact and boxes all over the place as well as wooden pallets, tables and tools scattered on some of the tables… You also have a few ladders inside a room that has walls made out of fence wiring. Inside that room you see more tools, mechanical tools. As the camera continues to move through it you come to an open area that has a loading dock and a fork lift. On the dock you see a huge red dumpster with broken pieces of wood, plywood, 2x4’s and metal, a lot of metal… The camera moves past it and we finally find Jack Sullivan who has a lead pipe on his hand… The camera stays with him as he moves carefully, making sure he checks every corner.|o(]

G. Miller: Sullivan may never admit it, but he is very nervous right now Paco…

Paco: F’k yeah! I would be too.. Not knowing where your opponent is, and fearing that any minute he could come out of nowhere and knock you on your head with any kind of weapon.

[)o|Sullivan hears something fall behind him, he quickly turns around to find nothing.. he then turns back the way he was going and is nailed with a hard right hand! Sullivan stumbles backwards and then the perpetrator, Josh Allen nails him with a drop kick right to the kisser! Sullivan drops down to the floor dropping the pipe on his hand. Allen gets on top of him and begins to wale at him with heavy right hands! Sullivan uses his huge arms though to push Josh Allen off and then gets to his feet, as soon as he does though Allen nails him with another drop kick, sending the big man down!|o(]

G. Miller: Allen is almost a foot, and over one hundred pounds lighter than Sullivan… So he knows he has to use his speed and agility against him…

Paco: Damn, you know I never realized how huge Sullivan really is, and how small Josh Allen really is!

[)o|Josh Allen gets on top of him and begins to pound him with right hands yet again but Sullivan pushes him off of him one more! Sullivan gets to his feet and so does Allen who charges at him but this time Sullivan nails him with a big boot to the face! Allen goes down hard, his head bouncing off the concrete floor! Jack Sullivan stomps on Allen’s mid section as he holds the back of his head in pain.. Sullivan then grabs him by his hair and brings him up.. He then applies a bear hug before running towards the wall and slamming Allen against it, again, again, one more time!|o(]

G. Miller: This is exactly the place Josh Allen didn’t want to be!

Paco: Well I’m sure he’s willing to go through hell and high water to win that North American title… So a few slams against a wall won’t stop him… I think.

[)o|Sullivan rams him against the wall one last time and then finally drops him to the floor.. Allen is in big time pain and Sullivan quickly goes for the pin now! One! Two! Kick out by Allen. Sullivan gets up and then pulls Allen up by his hair. He then lifts him for a body slam and delivers it on the hard concrete floor. Sullivan then looks around and finds the lead pipe he had earlier… He then brings Allen back up and then winds back before bringing the pipe forward, going for Allen’s head but Allen ducks the attack and nails Sullivan with a kick to the mid section!|o(]

G. Miller: Strike one! Sullivan misses but barely!

Paco: If Sullivan would have connected with Allen’s head, he would be known as the very first headless ICWF wrestler.

[)o|Allen kicks him a few more times in the mid section and then nails him with a double axe handle smash to the back, dropping Sullivan to one knee… Allen then applies a headlock but Sullivan manages to stands up still. Sullivan turns slightly and lifts Allen for a side suplex but Allen flips over and lands on his feet.. Sullivan turns around and Allen nails him with a hard right hand, another, another, one more! Sullivan is rocking and Allen quickly jumps on him and then delivers a monkey flip, sending Sullivan flying across the small corridor! |o(]

G. Miller: You know, it looks like Sullivan has recovered from Draco’s attack…

Paco: I don’t know about that.. He might look ok, but as the match continues on, we’ll see just well Sullivan recovered from it.

[)o|Allen gets up and as Sullivan sits up, he charges at him, flipping over Sullivan but grabbing his head in the process, snapping it forward! Sullivan snaps back, his head bouncing off the concrete floor.. Allen gets up and then grabs Sullivan’s legs, beginning to drag him down the corridor that leads to the loading dock of the boiler room… There Allen sees the dumpster full of the aforementioned trash… Allen reaches in, grabbing a broken piece of sheetrock. As Sullivan starts to get up, Allen comes over and breaks it over Sullivan’s head!|o(]

G. Miller: Allen is doing very well in this match up.. If he can get this up, he might be able to win tonight!

Paco: That’s a big if.. .You can get Jack Sullivan down, but it’s hard to keep him there.

[)o|Allen digs into the dumpster that’s below him in the dock and this time grabs a broken 2 x 4… He then lifts it up, and gets ready to nail Sullivan but Sullivan delivers a round house sweep kick, sending Allen down hard on his bottom! Sullivan quickly gets to his feet but so does Allen still holding the 2 x 4… he swings but Sullivan ducks it.. he swings again but Sullivan ducks that two.. He swings a third time and again he misses and then Sullivan nails him with a kick to the mid section.. Allen doubles over and Sullivan quickly hooks him and drops him with a suplex!|o(]

G. Miller: Allen striking out there and Sullivan making him pay for it.

Paco: Yeah, Allen waited a second too long to nail Sullivan and Sullivan quickly capitalized on the opening.

[)o|Sullivan gets up and then looks into the dumpster below…. He doesn’t take anything out, instead, he picks up Allen and hooks him between his legs… Allen tries to fight him off but Sullivan manages to lift him up and then drop him down with a release power-bomb, sending Allen crashing onto the dumpster below!! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd inside the arena as they watch Allen crash against all that garbage… Sullivan smiles and then hops inside the dumpster… He stands on a large plastic tube used probably for plumbing and makes the pin on Allen who is laying on all kinds of things. One! Two! Th.. kick out by Allen!|o(]

G. Miller: Sullivan almost had Allen there! I can’t believe he kicked out! I mean he got power-bombed onto wood, sheetrock, metal and who knows what else!

Paco: yeah, that dumpster is filled with a bunch of construction garbage!… I’m surprised he didn’t get torn up by any of it.

[)o| Sullivan picks up Allen and then lifts him with a gorilla press while still in the dumpster.. Sullivan then toss him onto the floor above before getting out himself. He then stands by Allen’s head before dropping a leg across his neck! Sullivan makes another pin but again Allen kicks out… Sullivan gets up and drags him over to the room with the walls made out of fence wire… Sullivan then picks up Allen and whips him towards it but Allen reverses it and Sullivan hits face first against the metal!|o(]

G. Miller: Good reversal there by Allen who, after being power-bombed, needs to get something going, and quick!

Paco: Yeah, check out his back.. It’s as red and cut up as can’t be… That dumpster wasn’t very forgiving!

[)o|Allen comes from behind Sullivan, grabbing him by head and tights and slamming him against the fence wire again, and again, and again and one more for good measure! Sullivan drops down to one knee and Allen drops an elbow to the back of his head! Sullivan drops to the floor and Allen drags him towards the door of the room.. He puts his body so his head is the only thing inside the room.. Allen then walks over to the door and then swings it shut, crushing the hell out of Sullivan’s skull! Sullivan holds it in pain as he rolls from side to side.|o(]

G. Miller: That’s definitely a ringer there Paco.. wow, what a shot!

Paco: Yeah, Jack Sullivan will be hearing bells from here until Christmas…

[)o|Allen goes inside the room and looks at the different tools before grabbing a large screw driver.. He then holds it with his right hand before grabbing Sullivan’s head and begin to carve his forehead! Bloods start to ooze out of Sullivan’s forehead but he manages to push Allen off of him! Sullivan gets up, holding his forehead in pain and you see blood slipping through his fingers… Allen now grabs a large set of wire cutters and charges at Sullivan but he sees him coming, catching Allen and dropping him with a release spine-buster onto some wooden pallets near by!|o(]

G. Miller: Allen went nuts there, did you see his eyes when he was stabbing Sullivan in his head!?! He looked possessed!

Paco: He did? Nah, he looked fine too me.. he was just writing “JA was here” in Sullivan’s forehead, that’s all.

[)o|Sullivan wipes the blood of his face and then grabs Allen off of the pallets and drags him towards a wooden table that has some wires and cables on it… Sullivan pushes everything out of the way and then grabs Allen by his neck and then brings him to his feet… Allen tries to break free but before he can, Sullivan lifts him high in the air, turns around and choke slams Allen through the table!! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd inside the arena as Sullivan quickly makes the pin on Allen! One! Two! Th… Kick out! |o(]

G. Miller: What a choke-slam by Sullivan!

Paco: But even more surprising than Sullivan’s move is the fact that Allen kicked out!

[)o|Sullivan looks at the ref in disbelief… He then gets up and looks around… He sees a ladder leaning against one of the boiler rooms.. He walks over there, grabs the ladder and brings it back.. He opens it up and then begins climbing it.. As he reaches the half way point, Sullivan turns towards Allen and jumps off, going for a guillotine leg drop but missing as Allen rolls out of the way!! Sullivan crashes onto the broken pieces of table, making the landing that much painful. Allen somehow, someway crawls his way over to the ladder and begins to climb it. |o(]

G. Miller: I can’t believe Allen is crawling over to the ladder.. He’s been pounded heavily but he keeps fighting back!

Paco: Yeah.. he either has a huge heart, or is too damn stupid to stay down and live to fight another day!

[)o|Allen is climbing the ladder slowly as Sullivan gets up holding the back of his leg… Allen turns his back to the ladder but keeps climbing… Sullivan stumbles over, but as he does, Allen jumps off, nailing him with an “Owen Hart” Missile drop kick! The kick doesn’t drop Sullivan but does send him stumbling backwards against the wall… Allen, with a little bit more of energy now goes back to the ladder and climbs it again… Sullivan starts to go after him but Allen, with his back to Sullivan jumps off and connects with a moon-sault, taking the big man down!|o(]

G. Miller: Nice set of moves there by Allen who is doing everything to keep the big man down!

Paco: Well so far it hasn’t worked… Sullivan keeps dominating him or bouncing back.

[)o|Allen hooks the leg for the pin but Sullivan kicks out after two… Allen gets up, moving a bit faster now and brings Sullivan to his feet.. .He then whips him towards the ladder but Sullivan reverses it… Allen runs towards the ladder but uses that momentum to jump onto it and then jump backwards, nailing Sullivan with a flying forearm! Sullivan stumbles backwards onto the boiler and burns his back! He screams in pain as he falls down to his knees… Allen walks over to where there are some wooden boxes stacked against a wall and grabs an empty one… He then comes back and breaks it over Sullivan’s head! Sullivan drops like a sack of bricks! Allen quickly flips him over and makes the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out by Sullivan!|o(]

G. Miller: Allen almost had him there, wow was that close!

Paco: Yeah, close but no cigar… Allen is on the right track though.. Keep getting extreme on Sullivan, something is bound to pay off!

[)o|Allen gets up and then walks over to the ladder… He grabs it and sets it up in front of a bunch of boxes filled with who knows what… He then begins to climb it with his back to those boxes… As he reaches half way, Sullivan starts to come around… He gets to his knees and Allen is almost at the top… Sullivan sees him and he jumps to his feet and then charges at the ladder, nailing it with a shoulder tackle! The ladder tips, sending Allen flying down onto the boxes, crashing against them! The sounds of a thousand glasses breaking is heard as Allen crashes, falls down to the ground and then a bunch of boxes fall on top of him.. |o(]

G. Miller: Those boxes were filled with glass Paco and Allen just crashed against them!

Paco: Damn, Allen has to be dead now Miller… That was about a six feet fall, into all of those boxes.. More than one piece of glass, or pieces have to have stab him in his body!

[)o|Sullivan stumbles over to the boxes and begins to throw them out of the way, each making shattering sounds as they land… Sullivan finally finds Allen, covered in glass and laying on top of it as well.. He smiles as he then flips Allen over and makes the pin! One! Two! Three! No! two! Two! Allen kicked out at the last second! Sullivan gets up and gets on the refs face, not believing Allen just kicked out! The ref tells him two! Only two! And a furious Sullivan manages to control his anger and then turns back towards Allen… He picks him up onto his shoulder and then walks over towards the boiler… he then charges at it, stopping at the last second and sending Allen crashing face first against it!|o(]

G. Miller: I cannot believe Allen keeps kicking out! I mean what does Sullivan need to do to get him down?

Paco: Keep getting hardcore on his ass, that’s what!

[)o|Sullivan grabs Allen by his hair and starts to pull him up but Allen surprises him with a low blow! Sullivan doubles over and falls down to the floor, as Allen tries to get up… he crawls away from Sullivan who is doubled up, holding the family jewels… Allen reaches the area of the boiler room where there are a lot of pipes coming from the ceiling, from the walls and the floor, and all seem to connect somehow… There is also a few tables, one with a bunch of long steel pipes on it.. Allen arrives, using one of the tables to pull himself up.. He checks his forehead and finds blood…|o(]

G. Miller: Looks like Allen has been cut open as well, right above his left eye…

Paco: Yeah, hitting that boiler face first will mess you up good.

[)o|Josh Allen walks over to a table that has a tool box with a lot of drawers in it.. Allen looks into each one to find different types of nails and bolts all nicely separated… Allen picks up the tool box and begins to dump it’s contents onto the table… He then turns towards Sullivan as he is struggling to get up… Allen brings the tool box over and as Sullivan gets up to a knee, Allen nails him with it right on his forehead! Sullivan goes back down to the floor and Allen throws the tool box to the side.. He then grabs Sullivan by his feet and drags him closer to the table… He then brings him up, hooks the big man and delivers a butterfly suplex, putting Sullivan through the table!!|o(]

G. Miller: What power by Allen! He just picked up a 300 plus man and put him through a table with ease!!

Paco: Never judge a book by it’s cover they say, well Allen looks small, but he’s one powerful mofo!

[)o|Allen goes for the pin and the ref counts… One! Two! Th… kick out! Allen gets up and then stumbles away from Sullivan, going back to the small corridor they came from.. A few seconds go by and then the sound of an engine getting started is heard and after a few seconds more Allen appears, driving the forklift we saw earlier! The crowd goes wild and Allen parks it in front of a down Sullivan… Allen then walks over to some pallets nearby and grabs them, one by one, putting them on top of the forklift’s uh, forks. |o(]