*~{{That explodes too and now we get action shots of today’s ICWF superstars going at it.. From Harvey Danger hitting the Danger DDT on Justin Stiles to Street Shark hitting the Shark Bite on Krimson… You see The Jackrabbit getting The Last Laugh on Jason Star and Reggie Savage hitting the Savage End on Street Shark… The shots continue, each more impressive than the next.. You see Jack Sullivan hitting The Extinction on The Jackrabbit… Trent Steel applying the X-Treme Prejudice on Sean Holmes…. The screen then splits in two and we see Josh Allen on one side, pinning Kali while on the other side we see Killa Kali pinning Josh Allen… A ref is heard, as the sound of his hand hitting the mat is also heard… “One! Two! Three!” Both Josh Allen and Killa Kali’s arms are raised in victory and the screen then freezes. The words “Deadly Revenge” flash in front of the still shot and then the roman number 5 appears in between the picture and then it begins to count down… “IV.. III… II…I…” Another explosion goes off, clearing everything and leaving us once again in darkness.... The sounds of fans cheering loudly is heard as the scene opens up to reveal the inside the American Airlines Arena where Deadly Revenge Five is being held. Fireworks start to go off in front of the entranceway and the ring. After the fireworks are done, the camera cuts to tonight’s crew, and surprisingly we see Joey Styles sitting next to ‘The Drinkin’ Time Bomb’ himself. }}~*

[Paco] Welcome my gente to Deadly Revenge Cinco!!! It’s not Cinco de Mayo, but damn the partying sure makes it feel like it! Oh my gente, I’m in such a great mood, look who’s next to me.. Or rather, look who is NOT… MILLER!! Oh I am so f’n happy right now, replacing the ever annoying Miller is the mouth of the east, the man who rocks the mic, the man who has a fine ass wife, the man who tonight has the privilege to call the action next to the best Mexican announcer in the world… The man with all the style… Joey Styles!!

[Joey] Wow, thanks for that great intro Paco… But could you do me a favor?

[Paco] Anything for my bud!

[Joey] Don’t you ever talk about my wife like that again, ok?!

[Paco] Uh, sure man sure…

[Joey] Cool… Fans it’s a welcome change to be sitting here next to the Drinkin’ Time Bomb talking to you about a PPV that is definitely going to be, simply, fantabulous!

[Paco] Indeed vato!

[Joey] We have eight matches for you… and no.. They are not your wimpy regular one on one matches… They are going to be hardcore, they are going to be extreme, and they are going to be hella entertaining!

[Paco] Now that’s what the f’k I’m talking about! What kind of matches are we having!?!

[Joey] Well that’s the thing, we don’t know… We’ll find out just as the match is about to start…

[Paco] Now that’s cool, I love f’n surprises!

[Joey] The first match up we do know what kind of match it will be though, because it was set up by the wrestlers in it.

[Paco] You talking about the Submissions only match between Pun and Steel?

[Joey] That’s right!

[Paco] That’s our first match up!?

[Joey] Yup!!

[Paco] OOOOH SIMON QUE SI!! Let me pop open my first bottle of Cuervo then…

[Joey] save me a little… Fans the first match up is scheduled for…

[Paco] Uh, Joey….

[Joey] What?

[Paco] What in the hell are you doing?

[Joey] I was uh… oh yeah.. I’m commentating.. hehe… Uh, fans, lets not wait any longer… Like Paco always says…

[Paco] Lets get this PAR-TAY STARTED!!!

[Joey] To Mimi we go, who is ready to do the introductions!

*~{{The camera switches over to the ring where Mimi Vega is standing in the middle of it, looking as hot as ever in a tight sparkling red dress.}}~* [Mimi V.] Miami, Florida…. It’s time for the opening bout!!! *~{{The crowd cheers loudly…. The words: “I CAME” appear on the Insane-A-Tron followed by one word… “TO” and that word is followed by another word, which shakes all over the Insane-A-Tron: “PAIN!!!” As that word appears, a red explosion goes off in the entrance, startling the crowd. “Bring the Pain” By Method Man begins to play as the self proclaimed “King of Pain” Makes his way out.. He stops in the entrance way and then throws his arms up, bringing out the cheers from the crowd… He smiles and then makes his way down the ramp…}}~* [Mimi V.] The following is a “submissions only” match…. Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Washington, DC…. Punisher!!! *~{{He slides under the bottom rope and then gets to his feet, standing in the middle of the ring. He throws his arms up and red pyro goes off in the corners of the ring. “Hair of the Dogs” By Guns and Roses begins to play and flames erupt from the entrance way...We see a man emerge from the flames unscarred and unburned...Trent Steel makes his way to the ring...}}~* [Mimi V.] His opponent, making his way to the ring from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania… Representing Terror Corps… “The Son of a Bitch” Trent Steel!!! *~{{ He leaps to the top of the ring apron and goes in under the third rope...Trent removes his shades and trench coat and hands it to an assistant outside of the ring. He turns around only to be greeted by Punisher who starts to nail him with right hands!}}~* [Paco] Here we go vato, first match up is underway… [Joey] It is and Punisher begins his quest for 100 wins… I don’t know about getting to 100, but getting to 98 is going to be hard… Trent Steel will not be a walk in a park for him! *~{{The bell rings a little late as Punisher continues to pummel Steel with right hands… He backs him to the corner and then whips him to the opposite side but Steel reverses it and Punisher hits hard! Trent Steel charges at him, and jumps on top of him then delivers a monkey flip! Punisher shows great agility though, landing on his feet. He turns around just as Trent Steel is getting up and goes for a clothesline. Steel sees it though and ducks it. Both men quickly turn around and Steel hooks Punisher and sends him flying with an arm drag! Punisher lands hard but gets right back up. So does Steel who quickly hooks him in a head lock, then takes him down to the mat with it. Punisher slaps the mat frustrated. He tries to get out of it, and does, turning the hold into a pain killer… Steel is near the ropes though and he quickly grabs them. Punisher quickly lets him go and gets to his feet, Steel does too and Punisher charges at him but Steel ducks and back body drops him over the top rope, onto the outside!}}~* [Joey] Hell of a way to start this match up, very fast pace, both wrestlers not letting the other outsmart him. [Paco] Yeah, both can’t wait to pummel the other to oblivion… Steel just took the early advantage though vato, back body dropping Pun to the outside. *~{{Trent Steel slides to the outside and picks up Punisher. He then lifts him up and drops him with a back-breaker! Steel doesn’t let him go, holding him across his knee and then begins to push him down, one hand on his throat, the other on his leg. The ref asks Punisher if he gives up but Punisher is too busy trying to remove Steel’s hand from his throat… the ref asks him again but Punisher is still struggling.. He begins to wiggle like a warm on a hook and Steel can’t hold him, and Punisher manages to break free. Steel gets to his feet and begins stomping on Punisher’s back… Steel then picks him up and whips him towards the ring post, Punisher isn’t able to turn and hits face first! He stumbles backwards right onto Steel’s grip who lifts him and drops him with a side suplex! Steel sits up and then turns Punisher on his side, Steel then places both of his knees against Punisher’s lower back. He then reaches with his right hand for Punishers head and for his legs with his left. He then begins to pull on them, rolling Punisher on top of him, applying a painful bow and arrow submission!}}~* [Joey] Well I wasn’t there to see Punisher vs. Trent Steel 1, but I’m sure it was fought almost the same way… [Paco] It sure was… and if this one is going to follow the blue print of the first, then it’s about to get very violent and vicious vato! *~{{The ref asks Punisher if he gives up but Punisher tells him no, and just like in the back-breaker submission, Punisher begins to wiggle to break free… He eventually does but again Steel gets up right away and begins to stomp on him, making sure he stays down. Steel then walks over to where Mimi is seating and tells her to beat it as he grabs her chair… He folds it shut but the ref tells him weapons are not allowed… Steel argues with the ref, giving Punisher time to stumble to his feet… he then charges at both men, and jumps up, delivering a drop kick right onto the chair, ramming it against Steel’s face! Steel goes down hard and the ref stumbles onto the commentators table… he then turns towards Punisher and warns him but Punisher ignores him. He stumbles over to Trent steel and begins a stomp-a-thon all over his chest. Punisher then brings him to his feet, lifts him over his shoulder and then drops him chest first onto the guard rail!}}~* [Joey] So tell me where this “battle for the sharpshooter” begun? [Paco] in KAWF… Punisher was using it along with Sting, yes.. the “Sting” He was always dissing Punisher, telling him he didn’t know how to use it.. So Punisher challenged him to a sharpshooter vs. sharpshooter match… The winner got to keep the finisher, the loser had to leave the fed… Punisher won. In GWO both were allowed to use the Sharpshooter, but Punisher had grown selfish and wanted it for himself only… So he fought Steel and won… Later on they fought again when Punisher was the World Champion, but again Punisher beat him, with thee Sharpshooter no less. Now that he’s here in ICWF, he can’t have it unless he beats Trent Steel for it… I think that if someone other than Steel was using it, he would have let it go.. but since it was Trent Steel, Punisher had to say something… since… Steel broke the deal they had in GWO. *~{{Trent Steel is hurting big time and Punisher moves in, picking him up and applying an abdominal stretch! Trent Steel holds his ribs in pain as the ref asks him if he gives up? He says no and then tries to over power the crafty veteran but to no avail. Punisher makes matters worst, beginning to pummel Steel with hard punches to the ribs.. Steel tries to block some of them with his free hand but to no avail. The ref again asks him if he gives up but again he says no, then lets out a loud scream as he uses all his energy to over power Punisher, hip tossing him! Steel drops to his knees holding his mid section in pain as Punisher quickly gets to his feet and drops his leg across the back of Steel’s head! Steel goes down hard and Punisher walks over to his legs, wrapping them up around his and then leaning forward, wrapping his arms around Steel’s head and arm, pulling back, applying a picture perfect STF submission!}}~* [Paco] Well Punisher has turned the tables on Trent Steel, and surprisingly vato, he’s been working on Steel’s chest and ribs instead of his legs. [Joey] Yeah, and Steel, when he has been on the offense, he has worked on Punisher’s back. Neither men has attacked the legs, which is usually the set up to the sharpshooter. *~{{Trent Steel with his one free hand pulls himself towards the guard rail… Punisher continues to pull back though, making it almost impossible for Steel to move. Still, he tries, and as he gets closer, he manages to roll over, slamming Punisher against the guard rail. Punisher holds but Steel rolls over again, slamming him against the guard rail a second time. This time Punisher breaks the hold, but stumbles to his feet as he holds the back of his head in pain. He stomps on Steel a few times before bringing him back up and applying an abdominal stretch again! This time though, Steel gets out of it a lot faster, delivering a hip toss, onto the guard rail! Punisher lands hard, lower back first onto the top guard rail and then lands hard on the back of his neck on the floor! Steel tells the crowd is over as he walks over to Punisher’s legs, grabs them and wraps them up. He starts to flip Punisher over, who is holding his lower back in pain and isn’t able to fight the hold attempt, allowing Trent Steel to apply the sharpshooter perfectly! The ref asks Punisher if he gives up! Punisher tries to hold, but the pain is too much and he taps!! The bell rings as the ref calls for it.}}~* [Mimi V.] Here is your winner, via: The Extreme Prejudice…. “THE SON OF A BITCH” TRENT STEEL!!! *~{{The crowd gives a mix reaction as the ref raises Steel’s arm in victory, who still has the hold on. The ref tells him to break it, Steel says no! The ref warns him about reversing the result of the contest and Steel finally breaks the hold.}}~* [Paco] Damn it ese! I can’t believe it! [Joey] Well Punisher’s big return to the ring has been spoiled! He’s quest for the 100th win has been spoiled and none other than the Son of a Bitch Trent Steel is the spoiler! [Paco] Punisher has to be seriously hurt, maybe he ruptured a disc or something when Steel hip tossed him right onto the guard rail. [Joey] Yeah, he landed right on top of it, and his body folded up in a way that it’s not suppose to, and to make matters worst, when he fell of the guard rail, he landed hard on his neck! [Paco] Still though vato, it was the sharpshooter that did him in! Steel has narrowed the gap in the series between these two to 1 to 2. [Joey] Well I hope we get to see a fourth installment and a fifth and a sixth… This was a great match up!

*~{{Trent Steel begins to leave but then thinks other wise, coming back, picking up Punisher and slamming him into the mat. Justin Zane comes running down the ramp way with something in his hands…it‘s “The Reaper“. Punisher starts to get up but Trent catches “The Reaper“ and lets it loose…it catches Punisher in the shoulder and the barbwire chain whip cuts open his shoulder. He clutches it in pain as Trent dropkicks him in the face and lets him fall. Justin grabs Mimi‘s microphone and tosses it to Trent Steel.}}~*

Trent Steel: I told you things have changed…huh don‘t you feel stupid now? Don‘t you understand that I am not the same wrestler you faced all those years ago? I highly doubt it‘s dawned on your mind just yet Punisher but you just lost your finisher!

[Joey] Shit…He‘s holding Punisher to the agreement…He just lost his finisher!

[Paco] Well that’s kind of idiotic don’t you think ese? They were fighting for Trent Steel’s finisher, so how in the f’k did Punisher just loose it?

Trent Steel: The old me would hold that to you but I’m going to allow you to keep your sharpshooter. I’m a cruel bastard Pun but I am a better man than you. You took mine from me a long time ago but you know if I took it from you the only thing it would do would be encourage you to keep on coming after me. I’m done with you! Consider that mark on your shoulder a reminder…don’t fuck with me again! Oh one more thing Punisher…When you just now lost to me…YOU JUST FELT MY PAIN AS YOU TAPPED OUT TO THE FULL ONSLAUGHT OF X-TREME PREJUDICE!!

[Joey] Punisher is just listening to this Paco…He is in pain but it has to be more of a psychological one than a physical one.

[Paco] Your damn right this will probably put him in therapy ese, but I doubt Punisher will want any charity from Trent Steel. He won’t take the sharpshooter now!

Trent Steel: Now try your luck with Draco and Zim if you want to try and reclaim your old glory…but don’t you ever get the balls to try and get in my face again over stuff that has long been buried just like you. Feel your pain? No…you don’t know the meaning of true pain Punisher but I think you understand it now.. and who do you have to thank for that? Well who else but THE SON OF A BITCH!!

*~{{“Hair of the Dog“ by Guns and Roses starts to play as Trent exit’s the ring not even looking at Punisher who is still holding his shoulder in pain as the blood starts to pour from the wound. Trent and Justin walk up the entranceway, still receiving a mix reaction from the fans… Trent looks at some of the fans that are actually cheering him like they have lost their minds but he smiles anyways…a good change to the usual boo‘s.}}~*

[Paco] Damn ese.. Steel didn’t only beat Punisher, he schooled him! Man how things have changed!

[Joey] They sure have, and one little fact remains about Punisher in ICWF. In his whole career, this has been the fed he has done the worst in.. Imagine that!

[Paco] Well I can imagine that, the ICWF is the best, with the best wrestlers… Punisher is one of the best, just like everyone here.. Put the best against the best Joey, and no one will have a perfect record.

[Joey] Amen to that. Well fans it’s time for the next match, and this one is our first title match of the night!!

[Paco] Excellent vato! Which one?!

[Joey] European Title Match is the first one, and look at this, a steel cage is being lowered to the ring!

[Paco] Hell yeah vato! We’re having a steel cage match!!!!

[Joey] Looks like it, lets go to Mimi Vega, who I’m sure will fill us in on the specifics!

*~{{The camera gives a shot of the ring as the steel cage is being lowered unto it. Once it is in place, ICWF officials quickly work to make sure it is secured while two others get inside the ring carrying flags. One Flag is put at the top corner, and you see that it is the Scottish flag. The crowd boos, showing their true colors… On the opposite corner, another flag is put up, and that one is of the USA. The crowd obviously cheers and a “USA! USA!” chant gets started. All the officials leave, and Mimi Vega stands up, ready to address the crowd. }}~* [Mimi V.] Ladies and gentlemen it is time for the next match up and this one is a Flag vs. Flag Steel Cage match for the European Championship!!! In order to win, a wrestler must climb the cage and reach for his respective flag and wave it while standing atop of the cage. Whoever is able to do this will be declared the winner, and the European Champion… now, lets meet the participants! *~{{The crowd cheers loudly. Then “Bounce” By Bon Jovi plays and the 7 foot Scot known as Street Shark walks out to the top of the ramp and shoots his fist into the air as his pyro goes off.}}~* [Mimi V.] Introducing first, the challenger.. From Glasgow, Scotland…. Street Shark!!! *~{{ He gets a mix reaction from the as he then runs down the ramp into the caged ring and salutes the crowd on all four sides with a clenched fist, not minding the mix reaction at all. The opening riffs of “Mouth For War” begin to belt over the public announce system and the fans know that something big is about to happen. The build up riff opens up and the lights dim. Suddenly Pyro goes off as the main riff begins and in the entrance way stands Justin Taylor.}}~* [Mimi V.] His opponent, making his way to the ring from Chicago, Illinois…. Here is the European Champion… “Hard to the Core” Justin Taylor!!! *~{{ He walks down to the ring listening to a mix reaction from the crowd as well… He gets inside the caged ring and then climbs onto the turnbuckle and raises his fists to the crowd then drops to the canvas and sits in the corner awaiting the beginning of the match.}}~* [Paco] Well a steel cage match with a twist here Joey… [Joey] Yeah, and it is up to Justin Taylor, a man who is hated by almost everyone thanks to his alliance to ODJ, to represent the USA. *~{{The bell rings and both men step up to each other and Taylor right away nails Street Shark with a hard right hand! Shark isn’t fazed and Taylor nails him with a second one! Shark stands his ground… Taylor goes for a third one but before he can connect, Shark rams his knee against Taylor’s mid section! Taylor doubles over and Shark begins to pummel him with hard forearm shots to the back! Taylor drops to the mat and Shark begins to stomp hard on him! Shark then brings Taylor up and whips him towards the corner, Taylor hits hard and Shark charges at him. Taylor puts his boots up though, nailing him on his chest. Shark stumbles backwards as Taylor hops on the second turnbuckle before jumping off, going for a double axe handle smash but Shark blocks it, catching Taylor and then ramming him against the corner! Street Shark now rams his knee against Taylor’s mid section a few times before whipping him to the opposite side, where Taylor crashes and drops to the mat... }}~* [Paco] Well vato, it’s obvious that Taylor can’t match f’n power with Shark… He’s gotta clip the big man down. [Joey] Yeah, but Taylor is not a lightweight, so he doesn’t have the speed at his advantage. Taylor is tough though, and is quite strong, I think he can match power with Street Shark, regardless of his height. *~{{Street Shark walks over confident as can be and then peels Taylor off the mat. He then whips him towards the ropes and Taylor bounces off. Street Shark side steps him, grabs him by his head and then throws him over the top rope, slamming him against the steel cage!! Taylor hits back first and then lands hard on it. Street Shark reaches from under the bottom rope and pulls Taylor back inside the ring. He then lifts him up into a gorilla press. He holds him for a few seconds before slamming him against the wall of the cage again! Taylor lands hard on the edge of the ring and right away clutches his ribs in pain. Shark drags him back in the ring again and stomps on him a few times before bringing him back up and hooking him for a suplex. Street Shark then lifts him, holds him for a few seconds but eventually delivers the suplex. Taylor holds his lower back in pain as Street Shark gets up and raises his arms to bring out a mix reaction from the crowd.}}~* [Joey] Street Shark is one of the biggest faces in the ICWF right now, but because of the type of match he is, he is drawing some boos from the crowd. [Paco] Goes to show you have f’n shallow these fans are… They’ll cheer you one minute, then spit on you the next! *~{{Street Shark goes back to work on Taylor, bringing him to his feet but Taylor surprises him with a low blow! Street Shark doubles over in pain as Taylor gets up, hooks him and plants him to the mat with a DDT! Taylor stumbles to his feet and walks over to the corner. He hops onto the second turnbuckle before jumping off and connecting with an elbow drop to the back of Shark’s head! Taylor gets up, moving a bit faster now and begins taunting Street Shark as he stomps on his head every now and then. Taylor then looks up to the flags, he finds the USA flag and heads towards the corner… He starts to climb the turnbuckles as Street Shark pushes himself up.. Taylor reaches the top turnbuckle, and is about to start climbing the cage when Street Shark shakes the ropes, causing Taylor to fall and land on his jewels! Shark stumbles over to Taylor and without climbing the turnbuckle, he wraps his arms around Taylor’s waist and delivers a German suplex, dropping Taylor right on the back of his head!}}~* [Paco] Damn!!! Now that’s power right there!! [Joey] It sure is, Street Shark using his height there. That was a German super-plex, and Shark didn’t even have to stand on the turnbuckles! *~{{Street Shark gets up and then looks at both flags and goes for the Scottish one, bringing boos from the crowd. Shark just shrugs as he gets to the corner and begins to climb it… As he does, Taylor begins to come around, and crawls over to Street Shark. Street Shark stands at the top turnbuckle now and then pulls himself onto the cage. He starts to climb it but Taylor grabs him by his leg and begins to pull him. Street Shark tries to shake him off but one last yank by Taylor brings Street Shark down. He lands on his feet though, on the outer part of the ropes and nails Taylor with a head butt! Taylor stumbles backwards as Street Shark steps over the top rope, as he does though, Taylor charges and begins to move the top rope up and down, crushing the Shark’s jewels! Taylor then grabs Street Shark by his head and begins to slam it against the wall of the cage! The crowd counts along, all the way to ten.. Taylor then looks at them and gives him the bird, causing the crowd to quickly turn on him.}}~* [Paco] Well Taylor just showed there that he’s fighting this battle for himself only, not the fans. [Joey] Well he like you are a perfect fit for the “FTF” fans club. *~{{Taylor pulls Street Shark off the ropes and then hooks him for a suplex.. He then tries to lift the big man up and does, suplexing him!! Taylor gets up pumped after a great shown of strength. Taylor then gets up, brings Street Shark to his feet and whips him towards the ropes. The bigger Street Shark reverses it though and Taylor bounces off the ropes, no, he hands on to them and taunts Shark. Shark quickly charges at him but Taylor ducks and manages to back body drop the big man, slamming him against the steel cage, and then dropping him right on his head! Taylor tells the crowd is over and then pulls Street Shark from under the bottom rope. He then pulls him up and hooks him for his flowing DDT! Street Shark blocks it though, delivering a release northern lights suplex that sends Taylor crashing against the cage! Street Shark stumbles around but then finds Taylor and pulls him from under the bottom rope.}}~* [Paco] This match has gone back and forth ese and I’m surprised at Taylor’s show of strength! [Joey] Told you, Justin Taylor is as strong as they come! *~{{Street Shark picks up Justin Taylor and hooks him for a rock bottom! He lifts him up and delivers the move in the middle of the ring! Shark gets up and tells the crowd is over. More fans cheer him now, and he smiles… he then walks over to the corner and begins to climb it.. As he gets to the second turnbuckle, Taylor rolls over and crawls towards Street Shark who is now on the top turnbuckle. Taylor pulls himself up using the middle rope and then grabs both of Street Shark’s feet and pulls him by them, causing him to bounce his face off the top turnbuckle! Street Shark is dazed and confused and Taylor turns him around and whips him towards the opposite side, no, Street Shark reverses it and pulls Taylor in, grabbing him by his throat!! Street Shark then lifts him up high and drops him down just as fast, delivering a hell of a choke-slam! More fans are cheering now as Street Shark heads for the corner and climbs it. He then gets on the cage and begins to climb it. It’s not long before he is at the top, sitting on the edge of the cage. He then reaches for the Scottish flag, grabs it and waves it around prompting the ref to call for the bell. }}~* [Mimi V.] Here is your winner…. And the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!! European Champion!!! STREET SHARK!!! *~{{Street Shark gets down from the cage carrying his flag as his music plays in the background. }}~* [Joey] New Champion! New Champion Paco!! [Paco] Damn man, talk about never seeing that one coming! I thought Justin Taylor would put up more of a fight! [Joey] Well it’s not like he didn’t try, he gave it a good effort but tonight was the big man’s night. [Paco] Well, Street Shark finally got some gold, but look at him, he got the USA flag too and now is waving both flags.. What a suck up!! [Joey] and listen to the fans, they are sure loving him now!! [Paco] Ugh, I think I’m going to be sick, can we go to commercial or something…. PLEASE!?

*~{{The show cuts to the locker room area of the arena, as a UPS delivery woman comes walking down the hallway, clutching a small package. She checks the address again, and continue on down the hall. She reaches the office of ICWF Owner and CEO, ODJ! She knocks on the door, and announces loudly.}}~*

[UPS Lady] UPS!

*~{{She frowns as she waits impatiently. She checks her watch. She then pounds on the door again, this time much more loud and annoying.}}~*

[UPS Lady] UPS! I GOT A LOT OF PACKAGES TO DELIVER! UPS -

*~{{The door swings open. Jackrabbit is standing there with remnants of Cheetos stuck on his face. ODJ is busy on the phone with something. }}~*

[The Jackrabbit] WHAT?

*~{{The UPS lady looks insulted and gives the big man a glare. }}~*

[UPS Lady] I got a package here for a Mr. Jee-men-ezz. And you got some crap on yo face, there.

*~{{Jackrabbit sticks out his tongue to try and lick it off his cheek. The UPS lady has a grossed-out look on her face, as ODJ hangs up the phone and is visibly irritated. }}~*

[ODJ] What the piss is going on out there?

*~{{The UPS lady peeks around the large frame of Jackrabbit to look over at ODJ.}}~*

[UPS Lady] I just need someone to sign for this damn package!

*~{{Jackrabbit takes the electronic board and puts his thumbprint on there. He smiles and grabs the package as the UPS lady looks pissed off. }}~*

[UPS Lady] Jackass!

[The Jackrabbit] That’s “Jackrabbit”!

*~{{The UPS lady leaves in a huff, and Jackrabbit turns and tosses the small package towards ODJ. ODJ hops up and away from his desk.}}~*

[ODJ] The HELL, Jackrabbit!? There could be a bomb in there or anthrax – crap, use your head!

[The Jackrabbit] Use what?!?

[ODJ] Never mind… Just uh, open it for me.

*~{{Jackrabbit shrugs and grabs the small box off of ODJ’s desk. ODJ turns away, as if preparing himself if something should explode. Jackrabbit shreds the package, and looks inside, confused.}}~*

[ODJ] What?

*~{{Jackrabbit takes out a shoelace, that’s tied in a loop. He holds it up. }}~*

[The Jackrabbit] OH, SWEET! They found your shoelace, Odjie!

[ODJ] What the hell is that? Throw it away, Jackrabbit – I don’t know what the hell that is.

[The Jackrabbit] Can I keep it?

[ODJ] Ugh, sure.

*~{{ODJ returns to his desk as Jackrabbit excitedly leaves the office, playing with the shoelace. The camera then cuts back to Paco and Joey. }}~*

[Paco] Ok vato, what the… crap?

[Joey] You got me, looks like someone is trying to play mind games with ODJ!

[Paco] You can’t play games with the game master! That’s like saying you want to challenge Tiger Woods to a round of golf! That’s like saying you can beat Serena Williams in 3 straight sets! That’s like challenging Han Zo Man to a pin me first match… That’s like…

[Joey] Ok Paco, we get it.

[Paco] Oh, right… so uh… what’s next?

[Joey] Another title match!!

[Paco] Cool! Can’t wait to see the stipulations for this one!

[Joey] I’m sure they’ll be great!

*~{{The steel cage has been removed and Mimi now stands in the middle of the ring, ready to do her thing.}}~* [Mimi V.] Fans its time for the next match up and the following is a Fly Zone Match for the Lightweight Championship of the World!!! The rules for the following are as follows, a wrestler must deliver 10 high flying moves before he is able to attempt a pin on his opponent! Now fans, let us meet the participants! *~{{ Da Band's "Bad Boy this, Bad Boy that" begins to play to the crowd, and instantly they recognize who's coming. Chants of "PARTY ANIMAL" are heard as signs that say: "CHAMPIONSHIP MATERIAL" are shown. T.P.A. Reggie Savage steps from behind the curtain and strolls down the ramp.}}~* [Mimi V.] Introducing first, the challenger… From Houston, Texas… “The Party Animal” Reggie Savage!!! *~{{He hops onto the apron, and climbs through the ropes. He climbs a turnbuckle and sits on the top, waiting for the match to begin. The lights dim leaving the audience in a sea of darkness. The audience silences to a low hush not knowing what to expect next. Suddenly "Enemy" by Sevendust hits the air and the fans jump to their feet in recognition of the wrestler using this music, "The Hellacious One" Draco. Flames shoot up creating a wall as the music gets heavier towards the chorus. The wall of flames casts a silhouette that seems to be a man, of course Draco, with his head hung down. As "The Hellacious One" Draco brings up his head the flames die down.}}~* [Mimi V.] His opponent, making his way to the ring from Whitesboro, New York…. He is the Lightweight Champion of the World!!!! “The Hellacious One” Draco!!! *~{{ He leaps over the short flames as they lick the bottom of his legs in mid-air. Draco lands and walks down the ramp and into the ring. He stands in the ring and looks around the crowd as he leans in on the corner. He slowly thinks about the challenge that awaits him. }}~* [Joey] Well it’s time for Reggie Savage to live up to his motto… Can he do it though? He’s failed every time he’s tried so far! [Joey] He’s become that CD you never want to play any more because it keeps skipping, playing the same song over and over and f’n over again. *~{{The bell rings and both men begin to circle the ring before they finally lock up in the middle of it. Draco quickly applies a headlock and then takes Savage down with it. Draco keeps the headlock on but Savage quickly turns it into a head scissors. Draco struggles slightly but then manages to kick out of it, jumping to his feet. Savage gets to his feet right away too but Draco quickly grabs him and sends him flying with an arm drag. Draco jumps to his feet but so does Savage who nails him with a drop kick! Draco goes down hard and Savage runs towards the ropes and bounces off as Draco is getting up. Draco turns towards Savage as he goes for a cross body block! Draco ducks just in time though and Savage lands hard on the mat, and slides all the way to the outside! Savage lands hard on his stomach and Draco rushes towards the ropes, jumping over then and then landing on top of Savage with a corkscrew plancha! “OOOH!’ is heard from the crowd as Draco gets right back up and slides back into the ring.}}~* [Paco] Damn, that’s what I’m talking about! Go on Draco, I hate your ass but do your thing! [Joey] Lightweight Title matches are always high paced, and full of high risk maneuvers. For those of you who are hoping I’m keeping track, Draco is now leading Savage 1 to 0. *~{{Draco heads for the corner and climbs to the very top… he then waits for Savage who is trying to get up. Savage stumbles to his feet and turns towards Draco who jumps off and delivers a frog-splash-like cross body block! Draco gets up and looks around at the booing crowd. He then stomps on Savage a few times before bringing him back up and whipping him towards the guard rail. Savage hits hard and Draco charges at him, but before he can do anything, Savage nails him with a kick to the chest! Draco stumbles backwards and Savage charges at him, but Draco nails him with a knee to the mid section before he can do anything. Savage doubles over in pain as Draco slides inside the ring, gets to his feet, stands by the ropes, grabs the top rope and then uses it to pull himself over them and comes crashing down on Savage with a flying leg drop! Savage goes down and appears out and the crowd now begins to boo Draco loudly.}}~* [Paco] Draco is taking Reggie Savage to school ese!! [Joey] Draco is already up 3 to 0 on Savage… He needs to get something going soon! *~{{Draco picks up Savage and tosses him inside the ring. He goes in himself and then drags Savage to the middle of the ring. He then heads for the corner where he climbs to the very top. After taunting the crowd a little bit, Draco jumps off, going for a flying elbow drop but misses as Savage rolls out of the way! The crowd cheers loudly, finally seeing some life coming out of Savage. Savage stumbles to his feet but so does Draco, although he’s holding his elbow in pain. Savage nails him with a couple of a hard right hands, sending Draco stumbling towards the corner. Savage whips him towards the other side and Draco hits hard. Savage then charges at him, going for a splash but misses as Draco rolls out of the way. Savage stumbles backwards, holding his chest in pain as Draco jumps onto the top turnbuckle, then jumps off right away, nailing Savage with a missile drop kick! Savage goes down hard but Draco brings him back up and whips him towards the ropes, Savage bounces off and Draco jumps onto his shoulders and sends him flying with a head scissors!!}}~* [Joey] Draco is up 5 to 0 on Savage and I just don’t see Reggie Savage getting himself together here Paco! [Paco] Reggie Savage better change his name from “The Party Animal” to “The Choke Artist” Reggie Savage! *~{{Draco shakes his head at Savage as he then drags him towards one of the corners. He lays him in front of one of them before climbing the corner. He then goes for a 450 splash but misses as Savage rolls out of the way! Draco holds his mid section in pain as Savage climbs the corner and then jumps off almost right away, delivering a moon-sault onto Draco who was laying side ways! Savage throws his arms up as if to say “c’mon!!” and the crowd cheers slightly. Savage brings Draco back up and whips him towards the ropes, Draco bounces off and Savage nails him with a spinning heel kick! Draco goes down hard and Savage rushes towards the ropes, jumps onto the middle ropes and then bounces back, delivering a springboard moon-sault! Savage gets to his feet and walks over to the corner. He climbs to the very top and then jumps off, and attempts a shooting star press but misses as Draco rolls out of the way! Both wrestlers get to their feet rather quickly but Savage is holding his mid section in pain. Draco steps to the outside part of the ropes and then uses them to jump onto the top rope then onto Savage, taking him down with a Mosh pit!}}~* [Paco] Damn ese, the action sure picked up! What’s the score!?! [Joey] Well I was told that the spinning heel kick was counted as a high flying move so Savage has cut the lead in half, but Draco still leads, 6 to 3. *~{{Draco stays on top of Savage and pounds him with heavy right hands. Draco then gets up and brings him to his feet before whipping him towards the ropes… Savage hits but hangs on, prompting Draco to charge at him! Savage ducks though and back body drops Draco over the top rope! Draco hangs on though and lands on the outer part of the ropes. He turns Savage around, hooking him for a suplex, lifting him up and then jumping with him as he spins around, delivering a front face suplex to the outside!!! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd followed by loud boos… Savage is out like a light and Draco knows it.. He hops back into the ring and then walks over to the corner. He then hops onto the top turnbuckle and then jumps off all the way down, delivering a senton bomb!!! “OOOOH” is heard again from the crowd, and still they boo Draco even though he’s giving them a hell of a show. Draco pays them no mind as peels Savage off the ground and tosses him inside the ring.}}~* [Paco] Damn ese!! Draco is pulling high flying moves out of his ass! Like Zimdela! Except he pulls out all kind of disturbing objects! [Joey] Well uh, I doubt that’s where they are coming from but Draco is indeed putting up quite a fight against Savage who just can’t get himself going again! He’s down big time now, 8 to 3. *~{{Draco tells the crowd is all over now, then as they boo, he laughs… He picks Savage up and then takes him to the corner. He then sets him on the top turnbuckle and begins to climb it. As he does though, Savage nails him with a few right hands followed by a head butt that sends Draco stumbling off the corner and backwards. Savage stands on the middle turnbuckle and then jumps off, connecting with a double axe handle smash! Draco goes down like a sack of bricks and Savage goes back to the same corner, climbs onto the second turnbuckle and jumps off, this time connecting with a guillotine leg drop!! Savage gets to his feet and then brings up Draco hooking him by both arms, going for a double under hook DDT but Draco blocks it, back body dropping him! Savage gets to his feet almost right away but Draco grabs him and whips him towards the corner. Savage isn’t able to turn around in time and crashes chest first against the turnbuckle.}}~* [Paco] Savage is coming back ese, he might have a chance after all!! [Joey] You’re right he does, the lead has been cut again, and it’s now 5 to 8… A 3 move combo by Savage and he ties it up just like that! *~{{ Draco comes over and hooks him for a side suplex, but instead he sets him on the top turnbuckle. He then climbs the corner, with his back to Savage, hooks him and drops him with a neck-breaker off the top!! Draco rolls on top of Savage for the pin but the ref, who had been standing by keeping count tells him he needs one more! Draco curses as he gets to his feet and then drags him across the ring, towards the corner. He then brings him to his feet, but as he does Savage surprises him with an European uppercut! Draco stumbles backwards and Savage goes for a clothesline but Draco ducks it and then rams Savage against the corner. Draco then turns him around, lifts him up, and sets him on the top turnbuckle, facing the crowd. Draco then climbs the corner, but as he stands on the middle turnbuckle Savage nails him with an elbow to the face! Draco almost looses his balance but is able to hang on and nails Savage with a few forearms to the back of the head before jumping onto his shoulders and dropping him with a reversed Frankensteiner!! Savage lands hard, flat on his face and Draco, who landed almost as hard is able to flip him over and cover him for the pin! The ref counts! One! Two! Three! Bell rings!}}~* [Mimi V.] Here is your winner via: The Hellacious….. and STILL!!!!! The Lightweight Champion of the World!!! “THE HELLACIOUS ONE” DRACO!!! *~{{The crowd continues to boo as the ref hands Draco his title and raises his arm in victory.}}~* [Paco] Well so much for Reggie Savage living up to his name. [Joey] Once again he comes up short in his quest for some gold… Well like the old saying goes, maybe next time. [Paco] Maybe vato… But he might want to go for another title, because Draco is clearly out of his league… Or he looked that way anyway. [Joey] Yeah, the way Draco wrestled tonight, I don’t think even the great El Linchador could have beat him! [Paco] The Great who? Who the hell is that? [Joey] Oh don’t even start!

*~{{The camera switches to the back again and we see Jackrabbit, who is sitting on the floor in the hallway, playing with the shoelace and a Derek Mobley action figure. He’s pretending to hang it with the shoelace. }}~*

[The Jackrabbit] “ARG, Mobley, we’re gonna hang you!”

*~{{Suddenly, a noise causes Jackrabbit to look up. He doesn’t see anything, but he gets up to investigate. He starts down the hall. }}~*

[The Jackrabbit] Hello? Who’s there?

*~{{Suddenly, a rope trap wraps around his ankle, and he’s hoisted up in the air, upside down. He starts screaming. }}~*

[The Jackrabbit] HELP! Odjie! ODJIE! SOMEONE?

*~{{ODJ comes out of his office from further down the hall, and runs down to see Jackrabbit suspend from the ceiling by a rope tied in a knot around his foot. }}~*

[ODJ] Why are goofin’ off, Jackrabbit?

*~{{Suddenly, Jackrabbit falls to the ground, taking some of the ceiling tile with him. The ceiling couldn’t hold him any longer. He rubs his ankle. }}~*

[ODJ] You’re paying for that! The arena’s gonna charge the hell outta me.

[The Jackrabbit] It wasn’t my fault, Odjie! It was a trap – there was a rope on the ground!

[ODJ] So, why’d you step inside… the… loophole… oh no… No no no…

*~{{ODJ slowly turns around, and starts walking away. He then breaks into a sprint. Jackrabbit calls after him. }}~*

[The Jackrabbit] Well, it didn’t come out of Zimdela’s butt, so I THOUGHT IT WAS OK!

*~{{Jackrabbit spits out some ceiling dust as he then tries to dust himself off..}}~*

[Joey] I told you someone was trying to play mind games with ODJ! By the way he was running, it looks as if he has figured out who!

[Paco] Zimdela Brudon?

[Joey] No it’s not him… Maybe it’s PIC…

[Paco] Yeah, that coward actually found a loop hole in his contract and was able to go on IR despite ODJ not wanting him to do so!

[Joey] Maybe that’s him, rubbing in the fact that he found that loop hole in his contract.

[Paco] Yeah well ODJ is going to be waiting for him when he returns from IR, and believe you me, ODJ will make him pay!

[Joey] Oh I have no doubts about that, no doubts at all. Well fans it’s time for the next match, and let me tell you something, I think I have a pretty good idea the kind of match this one is going to be!

[Paco] Me too!

[Joey] While you fans were watching the backstage segment… A construction crew came out with digger, dump truck and all! After dumping a pile of dirt that made a 10 feet mounting, they dug a hole in the middle of it.

[Paco] But not just any hole vatos!

[Joey] No sir-eee! They dug a six feet deep hole! That’s right, they dug a grave! So you fans can clearly see what kind of a match this is!

[Paco] A volcano match!

[Joey] No you idiot! A buried alive match!!

[Paco] For real? That’s even cooler than a volcano match!

[Joey] There is no such thing as a volcano match! Anyway fans, shovels have been left by the hole and Mimi is inside the ring ready to announce the participants..

[Paco] So what match is it?

[Joey] Casanova vs. Pete Parker for the Intercontinental Title!

[Paco] Sweet!

*~{{The camera switches over to the ring, and focuses on Mimi.}}~* [Mimi V.] Fans it’s time for the next bout and this one is a “Buried Alive” match for the Intercontinental Championship! *~{{The crowd cheers loudly but those cheers quickly fade away as a slow bell tolling is heard, marking the beginning of Metallica's For Whom the Bell Tolls, the arena lights fade, leaving only a few white lights shining on the stage, and small flaming pyro lining the ramp, as heavy smoke rises from the stage. A shadow appears in the smoke, and soon the man claiming to be "Simon Belmont," the manager of Casanova, steps out on to the stage quickly, and with a flick of his arm, snaps his whip from his belt out, nearly whipping some of the audience, to gasps and boos, before turning, and raising the other arm toward the billowing smoke. As the crushing guitar line hits, the lights flare from white to red, as Casanova steps out on to the stage amidst the smoke, following Simon to the ring between the flames.}}~* [Mimi V.] Introducing first, the challenger… Making his way to the ring from Whitesboro, New York… Representing the Sentinels of Insanity, here is… Casanova!!! *~{{He gets inside the ring and almost right away “Pornostar” by Buck Cherry plays as Pete Parker comes out onto the stage, flanked on each side of him are two very lovely blondes. Both are wearing red and white outfits, showing just about everything they have.}}~* [Mimi V.] His opponent, making his way to the ring from Hollywood, California… Representing the FTF, here is the Intercontinental Champion… Pete “Pornstar” Parker!!! *~{{ They lead Pete to the ring, as he slides in, grabbing the top rope and stretches out after handing his title over to the ref.}}~* [Paco] Well I don’t think I recall seeing Pete Parker in Hardcore Action, so this will be interesting to see. [Joey] Yeah, Casanova we have seen in hardcore action and he is as vicious as they come. Parker has a hell of a battle before him! *~{{The bell rings after the ref shows the belt off to the crowd and then to Parker. Both wrestlers circle each other before finally meeting in the middle of the ring with a lock up. Casanova quickly applies a headlock but Parker reverses it into a hammerlock. Casanova tries to get out of it, and does rather quickly, elbowing Parker right on his face! Parker stumbles backwards as Casanova turns around and begins to pummel him with heavy right hands! Parker is backed to the ropes and Casanova grabs him and whips him to the opposite side. Parker bounces off and Casanova sends him flying with a back body drop! The champion though manages to land on his feet, and as Casanova turns around, Parker nails him with a standing drop kick that sends Casanova down to the mat. Both wrestlers come back up rather quickly, but it is Parker who gets on the offense first, taking down Casanova with an arm drag!}}~* [Paco] Pretty interesting way to start the match up. Obviously these two want to get a feel for each other before they go full throttle. [Joey] Man f’k all that! Go outside and hit each other with whatever you can find damn it! Stop stalling! *~{{Parker gets back up quickly and then applies a reverse chin lock on the downed Casanova. He however starts fighting the hold off, sitting up and then making it to one knee. Parker turns the hold into a headlock but Casanova still manages to get to his feet. He then turns slightly, wraps his arms around Parker, lifts him and plants him on the mat with a side suplex! Casanova stumbles to his feet and shakes his head, trying to get rid of the cobwebs. Parker stumbles to his feet too but quickly receives a kick to the mid section from Casanova. Parker doubles over and Casanova quickly hooks him and drops him with a vertical suplex. Casanova rolls on top of Parker and begins to pummel him with heavy right hands. After about ten shots Casanova gets up and brings Parker to his feet. He then whips him towards the ropes, Parker bounces off, no, he hangs on to the ropes and this prompts Casanova to charge at him and clothesline him over the top, onto the outside!}}~* [Paco] Now that’s more f’n like it. Now that you are out there, grab a f’n chair and use it! [Joey] Looks like the tequila has started to kick in as you are starting to get very irritating. *~{{Casanova steps to the outside and picks up Parker. He then whips him towards the guard rail and Parker hits hard. Casanova then walks over and goes for a right hand but Parker blocks it and nails him with a kick to the mid section. Casanova stumbles backwards but then goes for the right hand again, but again Parker kicks him in the mid section. Casanova stumbles further down, but still comes back and charges at Parker but he this time jumps up and catches Casanova right on the jaw with a drop kick! Casanova stays down as Parker stumbles to his feet holding his lower back in pain. He then brings Casanova to his feet but Casanova gives him a rake to the eyes. Parker stumbles backwards and Casanova grabs him by his arm and whips him towards the ring post but Parker reverses it and Casanova hits face first! He doesn’t go down, instead, he stumbles right unto Parker who wraps his arms around Casanova’s waist and drops him with a German suplex!}}~* [Paco] Well they are still not using chairs, stupid putos, but at least the action is more vicious now. [Joey] I’m sure they’ll pick up a weapon eventually.. But with moves like those, who needs weapons really? *~{{Parker stumbles to his feet and the fans nearby taunt him but he pays them no mind as he peels Casanova off the mat and then throws him over his shoulder. He then walks over to the steel steps and simply drops him onto them, chest first!! Casanova rolls off it, clutching his chest in pain… Parker appears ready to finish this match up as he grabs Casanova by his legs and then drags him up the steel ramp… Half way up there though, Casanova begins to kick him off. Parker tries to hang on but Casanova breaks free. He starts to get up but Parker is quickly all over him with hard forearm shots to the back. Parker then brings him to his feet and hooks him between his legs, setting him up for a pile-driver but Casanova blocks it, back body dropping Parker onto the hard steel ramp! Casanova stumbles around a bit, trying to get his barrings and then begins stomping on Parker’s chest. Casanova then brings him back up only to body slam him unto the steel ramp. }}~* [Joey] Looks like these two don’t feel like getting hardcore Paco, they just want to beat the hell out of each other the good old fashion way, and then burry the other! [Paco] Yeah well I never really either one of them anyway… punks. *~{{Casanova grabs Parker by his short hair and drags him up the steel ramp. Once they reach the entrance way, he brings Parker to his feet and hooks him for a suplex. He gets him up, but Parker breaks free, falling behind Casanova. Parker pulls back on his head, hooks him and drops him with a reversed DDT! Parker rolls on top of Casanova and begins to pummel with hard right hands. After about five shots he gets off of Casanova and brings him to his feet. He then gives him a kick to the mid section, hooks him between his legs, hooks both of his arms, pulls him up by them and then delivers a double under-hook pile-driver!! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd as they hear the loud thud made by Casanova’s skull crashing against the steel! Parker gets to his feet rather quickly, grabs Casanova by his head and tights, brings him up and simply tosses him off the edge of the entrance! Casanova falls some five feet onto the bottom of the dirt mountain! }}~* [Joey] I bet you Casanova is thanking the heavens above that the ramp for this PPV wasn’t build that high, or that could have been one nasty fall. [Paco] Yeah, the set looks cool, but damn it, how can they be so forgetful!?! How can they forget about us folks who just love to see someone plummet down some 15 feet to the concrete floor!? How dare they undermine us!! HOW DARE YOU PUTOS!?!?! *~{{Parker hops down onto the dirt and then grabs Casanova by his legs and drags him up the 10 feet mountain to where the grave is… Parker then picks up Casanova, then lifts him onto a bear hug, hoping to deliver a release spine-buster, but Casanova wraps his arm around Parker’s head and plants him on the dirt with a DDT! Both wrestlers go rolling down, sending dirt all over the place.. The DDT didn’t seem to have much effect on Parker, as he crawls over to Casanova and begins to pummel him with right hands… Casanova fights back though, and a good old fashion fist fight gets started! Both men make it to their feet, and both are still swinging.. Casanova seems to be winning as Parker is stumbling and throws a wild hay maker that misses.. Casanova then goes for a wild right himself, but misses as Parker moves in, ducks it, then lifts Casanova up and drops him with a spinning spine-buster! Parker gets to his feet and tells the crowd is over, he climbs back up on the ramp, and almost as quickly as he got up there, he jumps off, delivering a corkscrew frog-splash! “OOOH!” is heard from the crowd followed by loud boos… Parker gets up, holding his mid section in pain but still managing to drag Casanova back up the mountain. He looks inside the grave before kicking Casanova into the hole! Parker then grabs a shovel and begins to throw dirt into the grave.. The ref looks on, making sure Casanova gets fully covered.. Once he is, the ref calls for the bell, and more boos come out from the crowd. Bell rings.}}~* [Mimi V.] Here is your winner…. And STILL!!!!! The Intercontinental Champion!!! “PORNSTAR” PETE PARKER!!! *~{{The ref goes to get Parker’s belt as Parker continues to throw dirt in.. Parker then begins to signal to the back, as if calling for someone.. The ref comes back with his belt but Parker shoves him down… }}~* [Paco] Well Parker wins it vato, but who in the hell is calling? [Joey] You got me…

*~{{Just then, you see the dump truck from earlier.. It backs into the grave yard and then the bed begins to rise. The ref tries to tell Parker to stop the truck but Parker nails him with a right hand, knocking him out! The camera gets a good look at the inside of the bed of the dump truck and we see that is gravel! }}~*

[Paco] Damn ese! Parker want to burry Casanova for good!!

[Joey] Someone has to stop him! Come on, they can’t let this happen.. I don’t care if it’s Casanova!

*~{{No officials come however and the truck dumps hundreds of pounds of gravel unto the grave, covering it in a matter of seconds and then covering almost the whole mountain… Parker just laughs as the driver of the dump truck gets out… }}~*

[Paco] Hey, there is the World Champion, Killa Kali!!!

[Joey] Well the FTF are up to their old tricks! Wait a minute, here comes the rest of the SOI!

*~{{Draco and Zimdela come charging from the back, jump down from the entrance way and begin to go at it with Parker and Killa Kali! Jack Sullivan comes out from the back to join the party, but just as the FTF was starting to get the best of SOI, Josh Allen of all people makes his way out, and jumps on Killa Kali, evening the odds!! }}~*

[Paco] Damn ese! What the hell is Josh Allen doing out here? He’s not SOI! This is none of his business!!

[Joey] For those who thought the stable wars were over, think again! They are alive and well at Deadly Revenge!! And to answer your question Paco, I think Josh Allen just couldn’t wait to get his hands on Kali! Oh look, now the zebras and officials come out… Figures, they’ll come out to break up a brawl, but not to save the life of a man who’s being buried alive!

[Paco] Oh quit your whining, that was cool! Name the last person that was buried alive in gravel!?!

[Joey] Uh, well…

[Paco] Exactly!

[Joey] Yeah well as original as it may be, it still doesn’t make it right… but with the FTF.. well we all know that they simply…

[Paco] don’t give a f**k! Exactly!

[Joey] Well fans the brawl has been broken up, but look at this, no one is trying to dig up Casanova! I mean we’re talking about someone’s life here!

[Paco] Dude, Casanova is already dead!

[Joey] Uh huh, sure he is!

[Paco] He’s a vampire!

[Joey] Uh yeah.. that’s right.. He’s nosferatu… (rolls eyes)

[Paco] What? He’s Italian too? Damn, didn’t know that!

[Joey] No that means, forget it. Ok finally the same people that set up the burial ground are back… Casanova should be out in a matter of minutes, hope he’s… ok…

[Paco] Oh stop with the drama will ya? You’re starting to sound gayer than the Mighty Miller himself! Lets just go to the next match!

[Joey] Fine. Fans up next is a match up set up by ODJ… Talon takes on Jason Chase and Kevin Heat in a 3 way match that is more like a handicap match. ODJ is tired of Heat and Chase running their mouths, but not backing it up in the ring so he asked a member of his brethren to “teach them a lesson.” I don’t know Paco, I think Talon will get the bad end of this one!

[Paco] Whatever man, you like Miller and his gay buddy Smith will learn to never go against the boss… ODJ always wins… whether is sooner or later, but in the end, he always wins vato!!

[Joey] Man, I think you just got a raise…. Well fans lets go back to Mimi to find out what kind of match these 3 will be fighting in!

*~{{The camera switches over to the ring where Mimi is standing. }}~* [Mimi V.] Fans, it’s time for the next match up and this one is “weapon of choice” 3 way dance match up! The participating wrestler can bring any weapon of his choosing to the ring, and can use that weapon on his opponents, but only that weapon! He cannot bring another weapon in, and he cannot use his opponents weapons.. Now that we have gotten the boring stuff out of the way, lets meet the participants! *~{{The crowd cheers loudly then "Californication" by Red Hot Chili Peppers begins to play as Jason Chase makes his way to the ring carrying a monkey wrench.}}~* [Mimi V.] Introducing first, making his way to the ring from San Francisco, California…. Jason Chase!!! *~{{He gets inside the ring and then the lights go out in the arena and the Insane-A-Tron flickers to life. Flames rush onto the screen and a voice calls out as words appear in large bold letters on the screen. "Can you FEEL the HEAT?" Suddenly, red and orange pyro shoot up from the depths of the stage as "Fireproof" by Pillar begins to play. "Kevin Heat" begins to flash on the Insane-A-Tron with flames still going strong behind it. Kevin Heat finally walks out from behind the curtain and the crowd acknowledges it with loud cheering. Kevin grins and walks down to the ring accordingly, carrying a ladder!}}~* [Mimi V.] His opponent, making his way to the ring from Baltimore, Maryland… Here is House of Pain member… Kevin Heat!!! *~{{He slides the ladder inside the ring then gets in himself. “Immortal” By Adema blares across the arena. A complete black out, then to each turnbuckle a spotlight goes into the center of the ring. On the last is Talon, arms out-stretched to his sides, with two foot lengths of lead piping hands.}}~* [Mimi V.] Their opponent, from Birmingham, Alabama…. Talon!!! *~{{ He jumps off the turnbuckle, and right away he is charged at by Kevin Heat and Jason Chase!!}}~* [Paco] Hey this isn’t a handicap damn it! [Joey] What? ODJ’s protégé can’t handle it? *~{{The bell rings as Both Chase and Heat pummel on Talon with heavy right hands. They then double whip him towards the ropes, Talon bounces off and they send him flying with a double back body drop!! They pick him back up and double hook him for a suplex. They get him up, hold him and then drop him with it! Heat and Chase back up and Chase tells Heat to set him up for a power-bomb… Heat nods, grabbing Talon and hooking him between his legs… As he does though, Chase runs him over with a clothesline! The crowd boos loudly as Chase just laughs… He picks up Kevin Heat and tosses him over the top rope, onto the outside! Chase then grabs Talon and he sets him up for the power-bomb, He gets him up but Talon breaks free in mid air, hooks Chase and plants him with a DDT! Talon rolls on top of Chase and begins to pummel him with heavy right hands! }}~* [Paco] Now that’s what I’m talking about! Get his ass!! [Joey] Get his ass? And you say Miller is the gay one? *~{{Talon gets off of Chase and brings him to his feet before whipping him to the corner… Chase hits hard and Talon charges at him and crushes him with a clothesline! Talon then walks over to where his lead pipes are, but as he reaches for them, Heat grabs him from the outside and pulls him, to the outside! As Talon gets up Heat nails him with a kick to the mid section, Talon doubles over and Heat jumps up and drops him with a fame-ass-err!! Heat then slides back in the ring and charges at Chase who is still in the corner, and crushes him with a big time splash. The crowd cheers loudly as he then sets him on the top turnbuckle, climbs onto the second turnbuckle himself, hooks him and drops him with a super-plex! Heat jumps to his feet pumped up and then runs towards the ropes, as he is about to bounce off though, Talon hops up, grabbing the top rope and pulling it, causing Heat to fall to the outside!}}~* [Paco] Heat got lucky on the outside but Talon is about to make him pay, you watch!! [Joey] Yeah well Talon and Heat going at it helps Chase a lot who has been getting his but handed to him for the most part of the match. *~{{Talon stomps on Kevin Heat a few times and then he looks around and finds his pipes… He walks around the ring, gets one of them and then comes back to where Heat is getting to his feet. Talon waits for him, and once he is vertical Talon swings, nailing him with the pipe right on his mid section! Heat doubles over and Talon nails him on the back of his head!! Heat drops like a sack of bricks and Talon quickly flips him over and makes the pin! The ref slides to the outside and makes the count, one! Two! And Jason Chase makes the save, connecting with a body splash as he jumped over the top rope!! Chase gets to his feet and tosses Talon inside the ring.. He then makes the pin on Heat and the ref counts! One! Two! And Talon slides back out and pulls him off of Heat! Chase gets to his feet and begins to exchange rights and lefts with Talon!}}~* [Paco] This match up is getting good, specially now that Talon is using his pipes… C’mon Chase, use your monkey wrench! [Joey] I’m sure that’s on his mind, but right now the only thing he’s thinking of is winning the fist fight with Talon! *~{{Chase manages to get the best of Talon as he stumbles backwards. Chase lifts him up for a body slam but instead he rams him against the ring steel post! Chase doesn’t let him go, and throws him inside the ring instead. Chase then gets in, not before grabbing his monkey wrench and then heads to the corner.. He climbs it and then waits for Talon to get up… As he does though, Kevin Heat hops up on the apron and shakes the ropes, causing Chase to land on his jewels! Heat gets inside the ring and picks up his ladder. He then charges at Chase like a knight about joust and rams it against Chase’s chest, knocking him off the corner onto the outside! “OOOH!” is heard from the crowd followed by loud cheers. Heat now stands up his ladder in front of Talon who is still down and then begins to climb it… As he does though, Talon jumps to his feet and pushes the ladder, causing it to tip, sending Kevin Heat flying to the outside, landing on top of Chase!}}~* [Joey] What a nasty fall by Kevin Heat who should have gone after Talon instead of trying a high risk move! [Paco] Yeah he got a little too cocky there and paid for it! *~{{Talon pushes the ladder out of the way and heads for the outside with a pipe in his hand. There he picks up Heat and begins to choke him with it! The ref just looks on, powerless… Heat tries to fight the choke but it’s kind of hard to do with no air in your lungs… Chase starts to come around and then looks up, seeing Heat getting the life choked out of him… Chase stumbles to his feet, grabs his monkey wrench and then whacks Kevin Heat right on his forehead! Talon stumbles backwards, still choking Heat and Chase swings again, this time catching Talon on the shoulder… Talon breaks the choke hold and Heat drops down to the floor, blood oozing from his busted up forehead! Talon swings at Chase with his pipe but Chase ducks and then he swings at Talon with his monkey wrench, and he catches him on his arm again! Talon stumbles away but Chase follows suit, nailing him with the wrench again, this time across his lower back! Talon drops to his knees and Chase quickly hooks him and plants him on the floor with a DDT!}}~* [Paco] Damn ese, I can’t believe Chase is large and in charge of this match up now! [Joey] He’s bounced back big time and now he’s going for the pin, he could win it here! *~{{Chase flips Talon over and makes the pin! One! Two! Th… kick out by Talon… Chase turns towards Heat who is still down and then flips him over and pins him! One! Two! Th.. kick out by Heat… Chase gets to his feet, and is about to pick up Heat when he gets turned around by Talon who wraps his arms around his waist and drops him with a belly to belly suplex! Talon gets to his feet and grabs one of his lead pipes… He then hops onto the ring, walks towards one of the corners and then runs back towards Chase, jumps off and delivers a lead pipe drop! That’s right, a lead pipe drop right to the head of Chase! Talon quickly makes the pin now! One! Two! And a bloody Kevin Heat pulls him off! Talon gets to his feet but only to get nailed with a kick to the mid section! Talon doubles over and Kevin heat hooks him under his arm, runs with him and then delivers a bulldog right onto the steel steps!!}}~* [Joey] Well you wanted it Paco and now you got it, there is blood every where!! [Paco] Hell yeah! That’s how it should be! And let me just say, I’m not a fan of Kevin Heat, but damn that was a sweet bulldog onto the steel steps! *~{{Kevin Heat makes the pin on Talon who is holding his face in pain! The ref counts! One! Two! And Chase makes the save! Chase grabs Heat and tosses him inside the ring. Chase goes in himself and then lays Kevin Heat on top of the ladder he brought in. He then goes to the corner, climbs it and then goes for a big time splash, but hits nothing but ladder as Heat rolls out of the way! “OOOOOOH!” is heard from the crowd followed by cheers as Heat quickly gets up and stands the ladder up in front of Chase. He then starts to climb it so his back is to Chase.. Once he is at the very top, he simply jumps backwards, going for a moon-sault and connecting with it! The crowd cheers loudly and Heat goes for the pin! One! Two! Th.. and Talon pulls him off! The crowd boos loudly as Heat gets to his feet and Talon jumps up on the ring, outside of the ropes.. Heat grabs him by his head, but before he can do anything, Talon nails him upside the head with one of his lead pipes! Kevin Heat stumbles to the side, leaning against the ropes and then falling to the outside, knocked out… Talon heads for the corner and climbs it.. He then measures Chase, who is still out in the middle of the ring, and then jumps off, connecting with a swan dive head butt! Talon hooks the leg for the pin and the ref counts! One! Two! Three! Bell rings!!}}~* [Mimi V.] Here is your winner, via: Death From Above…. TALON!!! *~{{The crowd boos loudly as Talon music plays and the ref raises his arm in victory. Talon wipes the blood from his forehead as he looks around at the crowd disgusted. }}~* [Paco] Hell yeah, that’s what I’m talking about!! What say you now naysayer? What say you now!?! [Joey] Oh shut up.

[Paco] Oh don’t get mad, you can’t be right all the time… Ask Miller, the guy is always getting it wrong..

[Joey] Right. Well fans, Talon does what ODJ asked of him, he thought Chase and Heat a lesson and I’m sure he will be rewarded handsomely.

[Paco] I’m sure he will.. but lucky for us, ODJ is a fair guy and he won’t give him any free rides as a reward.

[Joey] ODJ fair? No free rides? What do you call the European title shot he gave Taylor just for dumping Terror Corps?

[Paco] Uh, I called that uh…

[Joey] Exactly. Fans it’s time for the next match up and this one will be to your liking Paco…

[Paco] For reals!?!

[Joey] “For Reals.” It’s the Hardcore Title Match between Jason Blood and Harvey Danger!

[Paco] Oh that match… You mean the slaughtering of Harvey Danger?

[Joey] Yeah you are one of the millions of people that don’t give Harvey Danger any chance but believe you me, he has as much chance of winning this match up as the next man. Harvey Danger has skills, he has just been very unlucky.

[Paco] Well call it what you will, but I call it “when you suck, you suck.”

[Joey] Miller is right, you’re helpless. Back to Mimi we go.

*~{{The camera switches over to Mimi who is already in the ring.}}~* [Mimi V.] Fans the following bout is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Hardcore Championship! *~{{The crowd cheers loudly, as they do "Harder to Breathe" chorus starts up and Harvey slowly walks out through the curtain to the noise of the arena. His white wife beater tank top is in shreds around the waist and his denim shorts are ripped as well. His long black hair wet drips onto his shoulders as he slowly walks to the ring only shifting his eyes back and forth to each side of the aisle, and occasionally extends a hand to a fan or two.}}~* [Mimi V.] Introducing first, the challenger. From Upstate, New York… Harvey Danger!!! *~{{ Rolling under the ropes, a new life seems to come into Danger as he begins to half pace jog in place and stretches on the ropes awaiting his match. The lights go down as the Insane-A-Tron starts to play a video of a mask.. A mask worn by only one man.. Blood drips over the screen as "Praise" by Sevendust comes over the PA as Jason Blood enters the arena...Jason walks down to the ring with his manager Amber Dextris...}}~* [Mimi V.] and his opponent, making his way to the ring from Statesville, North Carolina… Representing the Terror Corps, here is The Hardcore Champion…. “The New Face of Fame” Jason Blood!!! *~{{ Jason gets into the ring with her and poses for the crowd as they chant..."Flash us! Flash us! Flash us!" to Amber...Amber leaves after she takes Jason's coat and the crowd boos loudly..}}~* [Paco] When is she going to flash us? I mean damn, you would think she would do it at least once after all these damn years! [Joey] I will have to agree with that one… damn.. hope Mimi didn’t hear me. *~{{The bell rings and both men begin circling the ring before eventually locking up. Blood quickly puts on a headlock, but Danger pushes him to the ropes. Blood bounces off and Danger goes for an arm drag but Blood ducks it, swings Danger around and takes him down with a slide into a pin! One! Two! Kick out by Danger and both wrestlers quickly get to their feet, and Blood nails Danger with a hard right hand! Danger stumbles backwards onto the corner and Blood moves in and goes for a kick to the mid section but Danger catches his foot and then nails Blood with a hard right hand of his own, dropping Blood to the mat. Danger still has a hold of Danger’s foot, he grabs the other and then flips over Blood, pinning him! One! Two! Kick out! Both wrestlers quickly get up and both go for drop kicks, both hitting nothing but air and dropping hard on their stomachs.}}~* [Paco] You know vato, this could easily be a lightweight title match… [Joey] It sure could be, Danger is not that far off of the lightweight division and the way they are wrestling right now, looks more like that kind of match. *~{{Both men get up slowly this time, both holding their mid sections. Blood goes for a right hand but Danger blocks it and gives Blood a kick to the mid section. Blood doubles over and Danger quickly hooks him and drops him with a suplex! Danger rolls on top of Blood for the pin but Blood kicks out after one. Danger gets up and brings Blood to his feet before whipping him towards the ropes. Blood bounces off and Danger goes for a clothesline but Blood ducks it, hooks Danger by hanging on to his arm and then swinging his legs, hooking the other arm, and then taking Danger down with a crucifix! One! Two! Kick out by Danger. Both wrestlers get to their feet quickly and Blood nails Danger with a hard right hand that sends Danger stumbling onto the ropes and Blood then charges at him, nailing him with a spinning heel kick, sending him over the top along with him and onto the floor!}}~* [Paco] Here we go, match is about to get good!! [Joey] Yeah, looks like Blood just wanted to get a feel for Danger’s style.. But as soon as he was able to get him on the ropes, he took him out, literately. *~{{Blood stumbles to his feet as Danger stays down, face down. Blood looks under the ring and takes out a metal trash can… he tosses it to the side as he then brings Danger to his feet, hooks him and suplexes him right onto the metal trash can! Danger doubles over in pain as Blood gets to his feet, brings Danger back up and this time he hooks him between his legs. He then turns so his back is to the metal trash can and then lifts Danger before pile-driving him onto it!! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd as Blood quickly goes for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out by Danger. Blood gets up and then looks under the ring, taking out a 2x4. Blood hops onto the ring and then heads for the corner. He then runs towards the middle of the ring before jumping off and driving the end of the 2x4 to Danger’s forehead!! Danger rolls around holding his face in pain as Blood quickly grabs him and pins him again! One! Two! Th.. kick out!}}~* [Paco] hell yeah! Is there any doubt in your mind as to why Jason Blood is the Hardcore Champion!?! [Joey] Not at all, and Danger might be thinking to himself.. “why oh why did I go to ODJ’s office that night!” *~{{Jason Blood gets up and brings Danger to his feet, and we see that he is a slight cut on his forehead. Blood gives him a kick to the mid section and Danger doubles over. Blood grabs the 2x4 he just used and then tries to decapitate Danger but Danger moves out of he way as Blood swings. Danger stumbles backwards onto the ring post and Blood swings again, but this time Danger ducks and Blood breaks the 2x4 over the ring post! Blood drops the piece of wood in his hands and holds them in pain, giving Danger the opening to nail him with a drop kick! Blood goes down but Danger brings him back up and hooks him for a suplex. He gets him up, spins around and drops him gut first unto the guard rail instead! Danger then hops onto the ring and then goes to the corner. He then takes a running start before jumping off and nailing Blood as he was still hanging on the guard rail with a leg drop! “OOOH!” is heard from the crowd after the vicious move!}}~* [Paco] Damn, very nice moves by Danger… I would have preferred that through a table myself though. [Joey] Well Danger is showing that he deserves to be in this match up, that he too can get hardcore. *~{{Danger gets to his feet and then looks under the ring, taking out a hockey stick. He then gets on top of Blood and begins to choke the life out of him! The ref gives him the 5 count, even though the match is hardcore rules… Danger breaks it but then starts choking him again! The ref warns him and Danger breaks it again. He gets to his feet and then brings Blood up to his. He then rams the end of the hockey stick to the mid section of Blood. Blood doubles over and Danger then takes a few steps back, lifts the stick up high and then brings it down hard, breaking it across Blood’s back! Blood dropped to the floor mat and Danger quickly flips him over and makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Blood! Danger looks under the ring and takes out a toilet seat lid. As Blood starts to get up, Danger nails him right on the back of he head with it! Blood goes back down and Danger nails him in his back, again, again, again!}}~* [Paco] Danger has lost it vato!! [Joey] He’s beating the hell out of Blood!! *~{{Danger stops after about the 10 shot and then flips Blood over and makes the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out by Blood! Danger slaps the mat frustrated and then looks under the ring again, and this time he takes out a table! The crowd cheers loudly as Danger sets up and then goes after Blood, picking him up by his hair. Danger then lifts Blood for a sidewalk slam but Blood uses the pick up to wrap his legs around Danger’s head and takes him down with a head scissors! Blood stumbles to his feet, holding his lower back in pain. He stomps on Danger a few times as he was trying to get up. Blood then pulls him up by his hair and goes for a right hand but Danger blocks it and nails Blood with a right of his own.. Blood stumbles backwards and Danger charges at him, going for a clothesline but Blood ducks it, then hooks Danger from behind before dropping him with a neck-breaker! Blood gets on top of Danger and makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out!}}~* [Paco] Jason Blood, the Champion coming back… Since lame-o Danger-o couldn’t use the table, maybe Blood will. [Joey] I’m sure one of them will, and probably more than one table. *~{{Jason Blood gets up and then brings Danger to his, only to throw him on top of the table. Blood then jumps onto the ring, looks over his shoulder at Danger before jumping onto the middle rope, then spring-boarding onto Danger with a Moon-sault, putting him through the table!!! “OOOOOH!” is heard from the crowd followed by the first “holy shit! Holy shit!” chant of the night after watching Blood deliver his trademark move. Blood hooks the leg for the pin and the ref counts! One! Two! Three! No! two! Two! Blood looks at the ref as if he wants to choke him… He gets to his feet instead and then drags Danger towards the steel steps.. He then takes him up the steps before dragging him up and hooking him between his legs. Blood tries to get him up to pile-driver but Danger somehow finds the energy to block it, back body dropping Blood!!!}}~* [Joey] Big back body drop by the under-dog here! He just saved the match there! [Paco] He sure the hell did but how!?! Blood just put him through a damn table! *~{{Danger drops to his knees, still feeling the effects of the table… He looks around and sees Blood on the floor, holding the back of his head in pain. Danger stumbles down the steps and then picks up Blood, but gets a thumb to the eye for his troubles… Danger stumbles onto the Spanish announce table and Blood stumbles over and tries to clothesline Danger but Danger ducks it. Both men turns towards each other and Danger nails Blood with a side kick to the head! Blood stumbles backwards and Danger follows him, lifting him up by his mid section and then delivering a side walk slam onto the Spanish announce table! The table doesn’t break and Danger quickly pulls Blood off of it, lifts him again and delivers a second side walk slam, and this time he does put Blood through it! The crowd cheers loudly and Danger goes for the pin! One! Two! Kick out! Danger looks at the ref not believing Blood kicked out so he pins him again! One! Two! Kick out again by Blood!}}~* [Paco] Danger connected with his trademark vato and he still couldn’t get a three on Blood! [Joey] Well Danger does possess one of the “weakest” trademark moves, maybe that is why… but he did deliver it twice… *~{{Danger walks over to the steels steps and pulls them away from the ring and drags him close to where the Spanish announce table use to be. He then picks up Blood who can barely do so. Danger then hooks him under his right arm and hen takes him up to the middle steps. He then tells the crowd is over and goes for the Danger DDT but Blood blocks it and then delivers a northern lights suplex off the steel steps! Blood manages to hold the bridge for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out by Danger! Blood looks under the ring and takes out a ladder! The crowd gives a mix reaction as Blood stands the ladder up and then begins to climb it…. As he gets half way up, Danger starts to move and crawls over to the ladder… He begins to climb it, and actually catches up to Blood who was taking a breather almost at the top.. Blood sees Danger and nails him with a right hand! Danger returns it and Blood nearly falls off! Danger moves up and goes for another right hand but Blood blocks it and then nails Danger with a head butt, knocking him off the ladder! Danger lands hard on his back at the bottom, but his fall cost the ladder to rock back and forth.. Blood manages to jump off and as the ladder tilts over, Blood flips in mid air! The ladder lands on top of Danger and Blood lands on top of it in shooting star press fashion, crushing Danger under it!! “OOOOHH!” is heard from the crowd followed by the every famous “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” chant… Blood stays on top of the ladder, which is on top of Danger and the ref makes the count! One! Two! Three! Bell rings! }}~* [Mimi V.] Here is your winner, via: The Blood Rain…. And STIIIIIIIIIIL!!! The Hardcore Champion!!! “THE NEW FACE OF FAME” JASON BLOOD!!! *~{{The crowd gives a mix reaction as Jason Blood’s music hits… The ref brings his title over and Blood can barely grab it.}}~* [Paco] Well he did it, but I admit, that was a lot harder for Blood than I thought! [Joey] I told you Danger was though! [Paco] Yeah, yeah, yeah…

*~{{Blood slides inside the ring as Amber Dextris gets in the ring to check on him… Harvey gets up on the outside, realizing that he has lost the match and looks like he is about to cry. Jason looks at Harvey for a moment and calls for a microphone as Danger stumbles to his feet and starts to leave….}}~*

Jason Blood: WHOA!! Stop the flood Harvey before it even starts. You got nothing to be ashamed of. You put up one hell of a fight to try and take my title but in the end you came up a little bit short. Nothing to be upset about…you just lost one match. Crying about it is only going to get more people to disrespect you because they think you are a crybaby. You know what I am going to help you out. Come in the ring...

*~{{Harvey thinks about it for a second and then slides inside the ring. He stands up with both fists up just in case this is a trick. Jason points out to the crowd.}}~*

Jason Blood: Now everyone give it up for Harvey Danger!

*~{{The fans start chanting “Danger…Danger“ Harvey starts to smile and then gets into it by posing for the crowd. Jason unties the laces in the back of his mask and takes it off. The only thing still on his face is his ceremonial eye make up. }}~*

[Joey] It looks like Jason is taking off his mask as a sign of respect to Harvey Danger.

[Paco] *Yawn* wake me when this snooze feast is over.

Jason Blood Now look at me…You came close to winning my Hardcore Championship and no matter what anyone says you know that deep down you almost had me. Take comfort in that Harvey and you know what else…if nobody else does…I RESPECT YOU! But the only person who needs to respect you is you Harvey…get some self-confidence and some self-respect and you’ll be almost unstoppable.

*~{{Jason holds out his hand and Harvey takes it the fans cheer at this display of good sportsmanship…which is rare for a ICWF audience. We see Trent Steel standing in the entranceway along with Justin Zane. Harvey looks up thinking this is a setup but no…Trent is applauding along with Justin. }}~*

[Joey] A sign of respect from The Son of a Bitch as well…This has to be a red letter day for Harvey Danger folks

[Paco] This has got to be one of the gayest things I have ever seen! That’s it, I ain’t a fan of The Unstoppable Gay Force any more!! I’m going to sleep…

*~{{Amber grabs the microphone…}}~*

Amber Dextris Since this display has gotten a few of our more hardcore fans to start to lose focus on this pay per view I thought why not give you a show to remember…Hit my music!

[Joey] Looks like Amber‘s going to give us one of her famous strip shows…and in that business suit she‘s wearing she could probably wake the dead.

[Paco] Zzzzz….NAKED WOMEN WHERE!?!?! Oh man I was having such a nice dream and…Amber is taking off her jacket? VIVA LA ICWF!! WOOO HOOO!!!

*~{{“Centerfold“ by the J Giles Band starts to play as Amber gets the male audience to their feet by stripping off her clothes. Jason encourages her as Harvey just stares on at this display. Trent just shakes his head and walks off to the back as Justin runs down to ringside to get a better look. Amber gets fully naked which is blocked out by the censors as the fans and Paco give her a standing ovation…She turns and Harvey gets a view of the full Monty…and faints. Jason sighs as he picks up Harvey over his shoulder and starts to take him to the back.}}~*

[Joey] So you’re back on the TC bandwagon?

[Paco] No, just on the Amber Dextris bandwagon.

[Joey] Of course. Well fans its time for the next match up, and this one will also be to your liking…

[Paco] It’s got more naked women in it!?!

[Joey] Uh, no.

[Paco] damn it.

[Joey] I said that because one of ODJ’s boys is in the match.

[Paco] Yeah well that can only be The Jackrabbit who is taking on Zimdela Brudon… Now while I am a big fan of the JR.. f’k, the last thing I want to see right now is Zimdela Brudon…

[Joey] Yeah, specially after what he found out earlier in the week from Hope…

[Paco] Oh yeah… Just in case anyone is wondering… uh.. It wasn’t me!

[Joey] Well I’m sure no one thinks it was you Paco… But whoever did do it, better hope the cops find him before Zimdela does.

[Paco] Shit yeah.. If I was that guy, I would turn myself in now just to save myself from Zimdela.

[Joey] I’m sure many agree with you… Well fans, back to Mimi we go.

[Paco] Damn Joey, you’re one lucky bastard!

[Joey] Hey!! I told you!

[Paco] Sorry, I forgot!

*~{{The ref comes out carrying the Television Championship. He slides inside the ring with it and then a wire with a large silver ring attached to it is lower from the rafters. The crowd cheers loudly, knowing what it means. The ref places the title on it, hooking it and then it gets risen some fifteen feet up. The ref then talks to me briefly before she addresses the fans.}}~* [Mimi V.] Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the next match up of the night… The following is a ladder match for the Television Championship!! *~{{ The arena lights dim, and hysterical laughter sounds through the arena. "Out Of My Head" by 'Puddle Of Mudd' begins to play, as smoke fills the entrance-ramp and blue strobe lights scan the arena. Onto the ramp steps The Jackrabbit. He is wearing one of his trademark "Jackrabbit" T-Shirts, and his plaid, wrestling shorts, with black elbow pads and boots.}}~* [Mimi V.] Introducing first, the challenger… Making his way to the ring from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania… The Jackrabbit!!! *~{{The Jackrabbit begins to walk down the ramp as the music picks up, and he then runs and slides into the ring as blue strobe lights scan the arena. He climbs the nearest turnbuckle, and laughs out loud to himself, raising both arms and wriggling the index fingers on each (doing his pose) as the fans cheer him. The Jackrabbit then jumps back down, and paces the ring. A female voice is heard… “BRUDON...... OHHHH BRUDON..... OHHHHHHH BRUDON “ then the voice of Zimdela replies… “YES??????” “CUT ME BRUDON..... CUT ME!!!!!!!” she responds as “Prison Sex” begins to blare as Zimdela Brudon steps out unto the walkway. He begins to walk down the ramp and conspicuous by her absence is Hope Finwood..}}~* [Mimi V.] His opponent, making his way to the ring from Louisville, Kentucky… Representing the Sentinels of Insanity, here is The Television Champion…. Zimdela Brudon!!! *~{{He gets down to the ring, jumps up unto the outside apron and slowly enters the ring as fire comes out of the top turnbuckles. Once the pyro goes off, Zimdela charges at The Jackrabbit, catching him by surprise with a right hand!}}~* [Paco] Zimdela is ready to go vato, catching the grasshopper by surprise! [Joey] He sure did, Zimdela is ready to vent on Jackrabbit.. *~{{The bell rings a bit late as Zimdela continues to pound on Jackrabbit. The Jackrabbit starts fighting back though, going punch for punch with Zimdela… Zimdela gains the advantage though as the early punches got the best of The Jackrabbit. Zimdela backs Jackrabbit to the ropes and then whips him towards the ropes.. Jackrabbit bounces off and Zimdela goes for a clothesline but he misses as The Jackrabbit ducks and bounces off the other side. Zimdela turns and Jackrabbit nails him with a clothesline! Zimdela barely moves though and Jackrabbit bounces off the ropes and tries again, this time nailing him with a harder clothesline! Zimdela stumbles backwards but still doesn’t go down… Jackrabbit bounces off the ropes again, but this time delivers a drop kick right to the jaw of Zimdela and that takes him down! The crowd cheers slightly but just as fast as Zimdela went down, he comes back up.}}~* [Paco] Jackrabbit has a big uphill battle ahead of him ese! [Joey] Yeah, a big mountain if you will… but Jackrabbit has what it takes to climb the mountain.. *~{{Jackrabbit nails him with a hard right hand, another, another, one more and Zimdela is rocking… Jackrabbit hits him again, backing him to the ropes… Jackrabbit then bounces off the ropes, but before he can attempt anything, Zimdela nails him with a big boot to the face! Jackrabbit goes down hard and Zimdela follows it up with a huge leg drop! Zimdela gets up and brings Jackrabbit to his feet. He then grabs him by his hair and tosses him over the top! Jackrabbit hangs on to the top rope though and lands on the edge of the ring. Zimdela turns to see him still standing and charges at him but The Jackrabbit goes under the top rope and rams his shoulder against Zimdela’s mid section! Zimdela doubles over and Jackrabbit hooks him and suplexes the big man to the outside! The crowd cheers slightly as Jackrabbit turns around and then jumps off, connecting with an elbow drop!}}~* [Paco] Well I didn’t think Jackrabbit had that kind of power in him… Guess eating all those Trix really pay off! HAHA! Thank you eses, I’ll be here all week! [Joey] oh brother. *~{{Jackrabbit picks up Zimdela and whips him towards the guard rail but Zimdela blocks it and whips him the other way, right onto the steel post! Jackrabbit hits face first and stumbles backwards right onto Zimdela who shoves him against it again! Jackrabbit drops to his knees but Zimdela picks him back up, throws him over his shoulder and then rams him head first onto the same steel post! Zimdela then simply drops Jackrabbit who appears out for good. Zimdela now takes the time to look under the ring and takes out a ladder! He slides it inside the ring and then goes in himself. He then stands up the ladder as on the outside Jackrabbit stumbles to his feet… Zimdela places the ladder right under the title and starts to climb it, but almost as soon as he does, he is stopped by The Jackrabbit who slides in and nails him with a series of forearm shots to the his lower back!}}~* [Paco] Damn Jackrabbit hoped to his feet pretty fast there… It’s as if he smelled Zimdela climbing that ladder. [Joey] Or he saw him climb it.. come on genius get with the match. *~{{Jackrabbit pulls him off the ladder, grabs him by his head and slams it against the ladder. Jackrabbit grabs it and slams it again, again, again and again! Zimdela drops to his knees and Jackrabbit grabs the ladder, folds it shot, then picks it up by the middle and swings it around, catching Zimdela right upside the head! Zimdela goes down hard and Jackrabbit lifts the ladder over his head and then slams it on the chest of Zimdela! Jackrabbit brings it back up and slams it a second time! Zimdela rolls to the outside and falls down to the floor, holding his chest and face in pain… yes.. at the same time.. no he doesn’t have four arms. He just, forget it! Argh. Jackrabbit stands the ladder up and then begins to climb it.. As he does Zimdela stumbles to his feet and sees Jackrabbit half way up the ladder. Zimdela pushes a fan out of his way so he can get his chair. He then folds it close and throws it like a boomerang at Jackrabbit, catching him right on his lower back! }}~* [Paco] What great aim by Zimdela Brudon!! [Joey] Sure was and with that he just saved his title reign! *~{{Jackrabbit holds his lower back in pain as he hangs on with one hand to the ladder. Zimdela gets inside the ring and then grabs the ladder and swings again, catching The Jackrabbit on his lower back again and this time The Jackrabbit drops down to the mat. Zimdela tosses the chair to the side and then grabs the ladder, folding it close. He then takes it to the corner where he leans it against it. He then comes back and picks The Jackrabbit up by his hair. He then whips him towards the ladder and The Jackrabbit hits hard, and bounces down to the mat! Zimdela walks over full of confidence and picks up the broken down Jackrabbit. He then hooks him for a suplex, spins around so his back is to the ladder not Jackrabbit’s and then lifts him and suplexes him right onto the ladder! The Jackrabbit lands hard on his neck and that might have been the end of him. }}~* [Paco] Hell of a release suplex there ese! That thing was so vicious I’m not sure if I want to see it again.. The hell am I saying.. do it again Zim!! [Joey] The Jackrabbit has gone toe to toe with the big man, but looks like the close match up ends here! *~{{Zimdela grabs the ladder and tosses it to the side. He then picks up The Jackrabbit and lifts him onto a bear hug. Zimdela then climbs onto the turnbuckle with his back to it. As he stands on the second turnbuckle, he does a few obscene gestures with The Jackrabbit before jumping off and delivering an atomic drop! The Jackrabbit goes down hard yet again, and this time curls up, holding his jewels in pain. Zimdela grabs the ladder and stands it up now, right under his title. He then begins to climb it slowly, feeling a bit winded. As he gets half way up, The Jackrabbit stumbles to his feet and uses the ropes to keep himself up. He sees Zimdela on the ladder and then hops onto the middle turnbuckle of a corner. He then jumps off and just manages to catch Zimdela on his mid section with a missile drop kick, knocking him off the ladder onto the ropes! }}~* [Paco] Jackrabbit has gone down a few times but he refuses to stay there Joey! [Joey] Down but not out is the old phrase, and this couldn’t be more true when it comes to The Jackrabbit. *~{{The Jackrabbit gets up pumped and then grabs the ladder, folds it close and drops it in the middle of the ring. He then pulls Zimdela off the ropes, turns him around and gives him a kick to the mid section. Zimdela doubles over and The Jackrabbit hooks him for a power-bomb! The crowd jumps to their feet just to see if he can pull it off… The Jackrabbit hooks Zimdela by both of his arms and then lifts him up, struggles a bit but then manages to get him all the way up! The Jackrabbit then spins around and power-bombs Zimdela Brudon right onto the ladder!!! “OOOOH!!!” Is heard from the crowd followed by the first “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” chant of this match! Zimdela rolls around, holding his lower back in pain as surprisingly, Jackrabbit does the same. Still Jackrabbit stumbles to his feet and grabs the ladder. He stands it up but notices that it’s bent badly.. He tosses it to the side and then slides to the outside, looks under the ring and takes out another ladder!}}~* [Paco] Oh my vato loco!! I can’t believe Jackrabbit power-bombed Zimdela Brudon!! [Joey] Great power shown by him indeed, planting Zimdela with his trademark double-under-hook-power-bomb! Had that ladder not been bent, I do believe we might have seen a new TV Champion! [Paco] Hell, we still might! *~{{The Jackrabbit slides the ladder inside the ring and then gets in himself… He picks it up, and stands it up but just as he is about to climb it, Zimdela stumbles to his feet. The Jackrabbit grabs him and whips him towards the corner.. Zimdela hits hard and The Jackrabbit charges at him, going for a big time splash but hits nothing but turnbuckle as Zimdela rolls out of the way! Zimdela stumbles towards the middle of the ring as The Jackrabbit pushes himself off the corner and stumbles towards Zimdela. Zimdela sees him coming though and quickly lifts him onto a bear hug before taking a running start and ramming him against the corner! Zimdela grabs him and sets him up on the top turnbuckle before he climbs onto the second turnbuckle and lifts The Jackrabbit up for his finisher but The Jackrabbit hooks Zimdela’s head under his arm and then swings him around and drops him with a Tornado DDT!!}}~* [Joey] Great block there by The Jackrabbit as Zimdela was going for his finisher!! [Paco] Damn ese, I don’t mind the Tornado DDT onto the bent ladder, but seeing that spine-buster to the outside is simply too f’n awesome!! *~{{Jackrabbit stumbles to his feet holding his elbow in pain. He looks up to the tile and then over at Zimdela and decides to go after Zimdela. He picks him up and then hooks Zimdela’s own hand between his own legs. The Jackrabbit then hooks him with a pump handle. The Jackrabbit then pulls him up, flinging him over his head, and over the top rope onto the outside! The crowd goes wild after watching the pump handle slam to the outside, and continue to actually cheer the ODJ protégé as they show the replays in the Insane-A-Tron… Zimdela lands hard, flat on his back and is out for the night it seems… The Jackrabbit, satisfied with himself grabs the good ladder, sets it up under the Television title and then slowly begins to climb it! The crowd is on their feet looking on, feeling the end.. Zimdela on the outside starts to move around.. He sits up and then reaches for the ring apron, using it to get up. The Jackrabbit is half way up the ladder as Zimdela slides inside the ring.}}~* [Paco] I don’t think Zimdela can get up in time, The Jackrabbit is going to get to the title! [Joey] Looks like it, but I don’t know, Zimdela is stumbling to his feet! This isn’t over just yet Paco! *~{{The Jackrabbit is on the second to last rung and reaches for the title, barely touching it with the tips of his fingers.. He starts to climb onto the last rung, when Zimdela shakes the ladder, causing The Jackrabbit to fall forward, flip in mid air and land hard on his back!! Zimdela walks around and peels him off the mat.. He then lifts him onto a bear hug! Zimdela holds it for a few seconds before running towards the corner and slamming The Jackrabbit against it! Zimdela sets up The Jackrabbit on the top turnbuckle, but The Jackrabbit begins to fight him off, nailing him with rights and lefts and a hard kick to the chest, sending Zimdela Brudon stumbling backwards.. The Jackrabbit hops down from the corner as Zimdela charges at him. The Jackrabbit puts his head down though and back body drops Zimdela Brudon, no, he hangs onto his legs, holding him upside down then walks over towards where the bent ladder is and then delivers The Last Laugh!! Ramming Zimdela head first against it!! “OOOOH!” Is heard from the crowd and a mix of cheers and jeers soon follow.. The Jackrabbit stumbles to his feet again and heads for the ladder, he starts to climb it.. slowly at first but as he gets further up, he gets faster.. He looks over at Zimdela who starts to move.. The Jackrabbit stands at the very top rung of the ladder and reaches for the TV title.. Zimdela tries to get up but can’t just as The Jackrabbit unhooks the belt from the ring holding it! The ref right away calls for the bell. }}~* [Mimi V.] Here is your winner…. And the NEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!! Television Champion!!!! THE JACKRABBIT!!! *~{{The Jackrabbit sits on the top rung of the ladder, hugging his new title, giving a few kisses every now and again, then breaking into hysterical laughter.}}~* [Paco] He pulled it off vato!! [Joey] He sure did, and this title he just won means a lot more than that jobber title he had before! [Paco] I don’t know about all of that. [Joey] You don’t mean that do you? I mean that title wasn’t even sanctioned by the ICWF? [Paco] Is that how you spell sanctioned? [Joey] No clue, can we move on? They use to us messing up the words… [Paco] Right… Yeah, but it was still cooler.. I don’t know.. Maybe Jackrabbit will make it cool too.. All Zimdela did to it was make it the most disturbing title… [Joey] I don’t know about all of that… [Paco] My words are facts ese.. I only speak the truth!

[Joey] Uh huh.

[Paco] What the hell….

[Joey] happened to the lights?

*~{{Suddenly, the lights in the arena go down for a brief moment. Then, they come back up, revealing a huge rope wrapped in a circle hangs over the entryway. It’s tied like a lasso, but it’s huge – large enough for someone to step through. }}~*

[Joey] Well, folks, as we always seem to have at a major event, we had a brief power outage, and for some reason there’s a large rope, tied in a circle, hanging in front of the wrestler’s entrance. Did they forget to put up a decoration before the show, Paco?

[Paco] Hold on a sec, Joey… *urp*… OK, a bit of the booze went down the wrong hatch. What’s up?

*~{{”Ch-Check It Out” by the Beastie Boys starts playing. The lights start going crazy, and the fans get to their feet, excited, yet not sure what or who’s coming.}}~*

[Joey] Wow, these beats are fat, Paco. Totally dope.

[Paco] Damn, you’re so white. Wait, they’re doin’ a little remix there – listen!

*~{{Indeed, the record scratches, and a familiar tune starts up. “Hey Ladies.” }}~*

[Paco] WHAT?! No f’n WAY!

[Joey] Yes, F’n! I think… It might be…

*~{{Jumping out through the circle of rope is none other than El Linchador! The fans are standing on their feet, going crazy! }}~*

[Joey] My GOD, Paco! Is that REALLY El Linchador???

[Paco] Damn, that boy can’t stay fired.

[Joey] The fans are beside themselves right now! Listen to that reaction!

*~{{The scene cuts quickly to the back, where you see ODJ watching this on a monitor. }}~*

[ODJ] Damn that little bitch!! All right -

*~{{The camera pans over and ODJ has assembled a mass amount of police.}}~*

[ODJ] I knew he would try to come back… Go grab the Spaniard Pussy and toss his STUPID ass out the door. GO NOW!

[Voice] Excuse me, sir? Before you do that?

*~{{ODJ turns around, infuriated. }}~*

[ODJ] Who the -

*~{{Standing there is a team of 7 people, 4 men and 3 women, all wearing suits. The man in the front is wearing a gray-ish suit, and hands ODJ a thick file folder.}}~*

[Man] Before you accost our client, you should have a look at this.

*~{{ODJ looks pissed, but the man pleasantly hands over the thick file folder. ODJ opens it up and starts reading. He looks up, his jaw dropping.}}~*

[ODJ] That…. that son of a BITCH!

*~{{Cut back to ringside, where El Linchador is slowly making his way down to the ring, slapping hands along the way, as the fans continue cheering. }}~*

[Joey] What an ovation for the Hall of Famer! Am I to assume El Linchador is back once again?

[Paco] Hell if I know. It’d be great, though, if ODJ fires him again tonight, then rehires him, does his ma for a bit, then fires him again.

*~{{Linchy steps through the ropes, and gets a mic handed to him from Mimi. Linchy bows respectfully toward Mimi, before putting the mic up to his face. }}~*

[El Linchador] HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-Lo!

*~{{The crowd responds “HELLL-LO!”}}~*

[El Linchador] Wow, it is just AWESOME to be back here, in the GOOD… Ol’.. .ICWF!

*~{{The fans cheer again as Linchy smiles grandly towards the appreciative crowd.}}~*

[El Linchador] Yes, fans, ‘tis indeed, I, your back-from-the-dead battler, your rogue risk-taker, your lovable luchador, EL LINCHADOR! As you see over at the entryway, I was fortunate enough to step through a minor little loop-side-hole that ODJ left behind in my contract. I think my new staff has probably just made him aware that not ONLY can I not be fired – either two months ago or in the future – but that ODJ owes me BACK PAY!

*~{{Linchy laughs along with the crowd.}}~*

[Joey] Wow, El Linchador is really sticking it to ODJ!

[Paco] OK, you may wanna rephrase that. Zimdela may have heard you.

[El Linchador] So, fans, it looks like I should be returning to action here very soon, but let me fill you in on what’s changed since -

[ODJ] HOLD ON! HOLD ON!

*~{{Boos erupt as ODJ steps out with a mic. He walks around the rope prop, and looks at El Linchador with disdain. He then rips it down and holds it in his hand, grinning. He looks over at a confident El Linchador, who’s still in the ring. }}~*

[ODJ] You slimy little bastard. You’re little ropes and shoelaces… very cute, very cute. It seems as though you’ve bested me, El Linchador! YA GOT ME! You’re STILL on the roster here at ICWF, and I DO owe you back pay! It’s true, folks!

*~{{Linchy raises his hands in victory, very happy with himself. The crowd starts to erupt in cheers again, before ODJ cuts them off. }}~*

[ODJ] HOLD ON, people, hold on. So, Linchy, it looks like you were still active the entire time I put you on “leave”… which was my mistake, obviously. But, you’ve been on the roster all along, and being the big shot you think you are, you OBVIOUSLY would’ve been booked for this Pay-Per-View.

*~{{Linchy looks concerned.}}~*

[El Linchador] What’s that supposed to mean, ODJ?

[ODJ] It means, KNUCKLEHEAD, that you’re wrestling tonight!

*~{{The fans actually cheer as Linchy nods his head confidently. }}~*

[El Linchador] That’s totally fine, ODJ, I wanna warm myself up for the second person on my list. A man by the name of -

[Voice] Jack Sullivan?

*~{{More boos erupt as Jack Sullivan steps out from behind the back as well. He and ODJ exchange unfriendly looks as Jack turns toward the ring and Linchy. }}~*

[Jack Sullivan] Welcome back, old buddy! ODJ says you and I can have a little brawl tonight!

[Joey] WOW, can you BELIEVE IT, Paco? ODJ wants to book a match for tonight pitting the returning El Linchador against Jack Sullivan!

[Paco] Well, let’s not talk about it all f’n night – let’s SEE it!

[ODJ] Jack, you make me sick to my stomach, but I would be honored if you could beat the piss out of El Linchador this evening.

[Jack Sullivan] Only if the sissy pants in the ring wants it.

*~{{Linchy looks out toward the crowd, as they start cheering wildly. Linchy turns back toward the entryway. }}~*

[El Linchador] I was lookin’ for Jack anyway – how about give me, say, 15 minutes to freshen up? I gotta drop the kids off at the pool, if ya know what I mean!

[ODJ] Yeah… no. Cue Jack’s music. Here’s a ref! ENJOY!

*~{{ "Step Up" by Drowning Pool starts playing, as Jack shrugs, drops the mic, and walks on down the ramp. A ref comes running out from the back, as Linchy drops his mic and takes a few steps back.}}~*

[Joey] Your wish has been granted, Paco. Here we go!

[Paco] FINALLY! No more yip-yappin’!

*~{{El Linchador takes off his shirt and tosses at the crowd… Jack Sullivan gets in and El Linchador is quickly all over him with rights and lefts! The ref calls for the bell officially starting the match. El Linchador grabs Sullivan by his hair and pulls him up, then whips him towards the ropes.. Sullivan reverses it and it is El Linchador that bounces off, but he still gets the offense as he nails Sullivan with a flying right hand! Sullivan goes down hard and El Linchador gets on top of him and begins to pound him with right hands. El Linchador then makes a pin but Sullivan kicks out after one. El Linchador gets up and brings Sullivan to his feet. He hooks the big man for a suplex and actually gets him up and delivers it! The crowd cheers loudly and El Linchador heads for the corner, hops onto the second one and then jumps off, connecting with an elbow drop!}}~* [Paco] I can’t believe what I’m seeing!! [Joey] El Linchador is taking it to Sullivan! This looks to be a faster, rejuvenated El Linchador! *~{{El Linchador goes for the pin but again Sullivan kicks out after one. El Linchador brings him up and then applies a headlock. That proves to be a mistake though as Sullivan easily lifts him up and delivers an atomic drop! El Linchador stumbles forward and Sullivan then comes from behind and clotheslines him down to the mat! Sullivan drops to his knees and begins to pummel El Linchador with a flurry of forearm shots to the back of his head! Sullivan then grabs El Linchador’s head and begins to rub it back and forth against the mat. Sullivan then gets up and brings El Linchador up as well, whipping him towards the ropes. El Linchador bounces off and goes for a cross body block but Sullivan catches him and drops him with a forward slam!! Sullivan now attempts a pin, one! Two! Kick out by El Linchador. Sullivan gets up, bounces off the ropes and delivers a huge leg drop!!}}~* [Paco] Now that’s more like it! [Joey] El Linchador has been grounded and this is not good, not good at all. *~{{Jack Sullivan goes for the pin now and the ref counts! One! Two! Kick out by El Linchador. Jack gets to his feet and brings El Linchador to his. He then wraps his massive hands around his neck and lifts him up by it.. El Linchador struggles to break free as the ref gives Sullivan the five count.. Sullivan then turns towards the corner and throws El Linchador against it. He then charges at him and rams his knee against El Linchador’s mid section.. Again.. Again.. one more time! El Linchador drops to his knees and Jack Sullivan smiles and looks around at the crowd who begin to boo him loudly. He nails El Linchador with a hard right hand, another and a third one for good measure. Jack Sullivan then steps away from El Linchador and tells him to get up! El Linchador tries, but as he does, Sullivan nails him with another right hand, then begins taunting him again.}}~* [Paco] That’s right Sullivan! Toy with his ass! [Joey] Toy with his ass? Woah, is Miller not being here having an effect on you or what!?! *~{{Jack Sullivan brings him to his feet and then hooks him between his legs. He then lifts El Linchador up for a power-bomb but El Linchador hangs on to his head and begins to pummel him with right hands! Jack Sullivan stumbles around and tries to maintain balance as El Linchador continues to pound him! El Linchador breaks free of Sullivan’s grip and then spins around while on his shoulders and then takes him down for the pin with a victory roll! The ref counts! One! Two! And kick out by Sullivan! Both wrestlers get to their feet quickly and Sullivan goes for a clothesline but misses as El Linchador ducks, then, as they turn towards each other El Linchador nails him with a standing heel kick! Sullivan doesn’t go down, but does stumbles backwards onto the ropes.. El Linchador charges at him and nails him wit a spinning heel kick this time, sending the big man over the top rope onto the outside!}}~* [Paco] Damn it to hell! C’mon Sullivan, don’t give this puny ant any chances! [Joey] I don’t think Sullivan has a say right now!! *~{{El Linchador hops back into the ring and then goes to the corner, climbing it to the very top. He then waits for Sullivan who is stumbling to his feet.. When he is finally up, he turns towards where El Linchador is, and El Linchador jumps off, connecting with a corkscrew plancha!! The crowd cheers louder than what they have been cheering all match, sensing the end for Jack Sullivan! El Linchador jumps to his feet, gives a loud “OLE!!” and then picks up Sullivan and tosses him inside the ring.. He goes in himself and makes the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out by Sullivan! The crowd boos loudly and El Linchador can’t believe Sullivan kicked out. He gets over it quickly though as he gets to his feet and picks up Sullivan. He then whips him towards the corner but Sullivan reverses it, pulling El Linchador in, wrapping his hands around his throat, lifting him and dropping him with a choke-back-breaker!! }}~* [Joey] And just like hat Jack Sullivan turns the tables on El Linchador with his trademark move! Wow, what power by Sullivan! [Paco] I told you he was just playing with El Linchador. At any moment he can end this match! Oh, and if you make a comparison to me and Miller again, I swear I will cut off your damn scalp puto! *~{{ “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd followed by boos as their returning hero gets taken out.. Sullivan doesn’t have enough in him to make the pin so the ref starts the ten count… The crowd begins a “LINCHY! LINCHY” chant but this seems to fuel Jack Sullivan more than El Linchador as he sits up and then throws his body on top of El Linchador for the pin! One! Two! Th… kick out! Jack Sullivan grabs both of El Linchador’s legs and hooks them this time for another pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out again by El Linchador! Sullivan slaps the mat frustrated and then gets up, bringing El Linchador to his feet. He then turns him around, pulls back on his head and hooks him under his arm. Before Sullivan can do anything though El Linchador hangs on to Sullivan’s torso and then pulls his legs up, flipping over Sullivan and breaking free!}}~* [Joey] Great reversal by El Linchador! [Paco] How in the hell did he do that!?! *~{{El Linchador jumps up and delivers a drop kick to the back of Jack Sullivan’s head, sending him stumbling towards the corner! El Linchador then charges at him and connects with a big time splash! The crowd is on their feet cheering on as El Linchador pulls Sullivan out of the corner, turns him around and gives him a kick to the mid section. Sullivan doubles over and El Linchador hooks him under his arm. He then climbs onto the second turnbuckle, signals to the fans and then delivers a tornado DDT!!! The crowd goes wild now and El Linchador pins Sullivan right away! The ref counts and the crowd counts along, one! Two! Three! No! two! Two! Sullivan lifted his shoulder at the last possible millisecond! El Linchador can’t believe it and neither can the crowd.. El Linchador gets up, brings Sullivan to his feet then turns him around and tries to apply a full nelson! Sullivan is too big though and he easily breaks free.. }}~* [Paco] How awesome is Sullivan!?! El Linchador just hit him with his trademark move and El Linchador still can’t get him with his set up to his finisher! [Joey] Sullivan is almost a foot taller than El Linchador, so that plays part too.. But you’re right, Sullivan is showing great power and resiliency. *~{{Sullivan turns around and El Linchador charges at him but Sullivan nails him with a big boot to the mid section! El Linchador doubles over and falls to his knees, but Sullivan doesn’t give him any breaks, moving in, picking him up and turning him around. He then pulls back on his head, hooks him under his arm and drops him with a reversed twist of fate, his set up to his finisher! The crowd is booing loudly again as Sullivan gets up, looks around at them and tells them it is over! He picks up El Linchador and then whips him towards the ropes.. El Linchador bounces off and Sullivan lifts him onto his shoulders. He then spins him around, going for a flap jack but El Linchador hangs onto Sullivan’s arm and then leans backwards, using Sullivan’s own momentum to plant him with a single arm DDT! The crowd cheers yet again, and El Linchador flips Sullivan over and then calls for his finisher! }}~* [Joey] Here we go Paco, it’s all over for Jack Sullivan!! [Paco] No way! No way! *~{{El Linchador goes towards the corner, climbs it and then stands at the very top for a second or two before jumping off and connecting with The Stampede!! The crowd is going ballistic now! El Linchador hooks the leg for the pin! One! Two! And the ref gets pulled to the outside! The crowd boos loudly as they see who the culprit is… ODJ!!! }}~* [Paco] It’s the boss!!! [Joey] Oh no…. *~{{El Linchador looks around, trying to figure out what happened and then sees ODJ! He gets off Sullivan and then reaches for ODJ grabbing him by his head and then pulling him up the ring, but as he does, ODJ pulls out something from his pocket and nails El Linchador right on the forehead with it! It’s a horseshoe! El Linchador stumbles backwards then drops like a sack of bricks! The crowd is booing s loud as they can, and begin to throw garbage at ODJ.. ODJ picks up the ref and tosses him back inside the ring before leaving to the back.. Sullivan comes around and sees El Linchador down and out.. He gets to his feet, looks around wondering what happen then shrugs before picking up the limp body of El Linchador.. He then lifts him onto his shoulders, spins him around and drops him with a flapjack! The crowd continues to boo as he now flips El Linchador over and makes the pin! The ref, who conveniently looks up sees the pin and counts! One! Two! Three! Bell rings.}}~* [Mimi V.] Here is your winner….. JACK SULLIVAN!!! *~{{The crowd continues to boo as the wobbly ref lifts Jack Sullivan, both still wondering what the hell just happened…}}~*

[Paco] Jack Sullivan wins!! Alright!!!

[Joey] Thanks to ODJ!! That son of a bitch!

[Paco] Hey, watch it puto!! Besides you can’t blame Sullivan for ODJ’s assist.. He doesn’t know he got some help from the man himself!

[Joey] Oh like he would mind? He doesn’t care how he beats El Linchador as long as he beats him!

[Paco] Are you questioning Sullivan’s honor?!

[Joey] Yes!!