-=(|The banner fades away and then the sounds of fans cheering is heard as the scene comes on inside of the Arco Arena in Sacramento, California.. where tonight.. the second ever Extreme Measures Pay Per View is being held! Fireworks go off all over the place letting the fans in attendance know that the show is ready to get started.. After the great light display.. Mimi Vega gets inside the ring and sings the National Anthem.. As she hits the last note.. the crowd goes wild again.. The camera does the run around and then finally settles down in front of our announcing crew for the night..|)=-

G. Miller

Paco

E. Jones

-=(|Miller speaks… |)=-

G. Miller: Ladies and Gentlemen.. children of all ages.. the ICWF would like to welcome you to.. Extreme… Measures … part deux!!! I am the originator, Mr. Genuine Miller.. and right here next to me are two of the best in the business.. Paco “The Drinking Time Bomb” Perez and the “teacher” Edward Jones!! Gentlemen, glad to be here with you tonight!

Paco: Yeah whatever you jackass.. I’m just glad to be here in this PPV.. This is, without a shadow of a doubt, my favorite pay per view of the year!

Jones: Yeah Paco That’s--

Paco: Weapons galore! Blood every where!

Jones: Right On Paco.. We-

Paco: Broken bodies all over the arena and outside of it! All kinds of matches!

Jones: uh.. Paco..

Paco: Junk Yard Brawls! Boiler Room Brawls!

E. Jones: Paco…

Paco: Inferno Matches! X-Treme Ladder matches!

E. Jones: Paco!!

Paco: Buried Alive Matches!! Bra and Panties matches!!

E. Jones: PACO!! Calm the f’k down!!!

Paco: huh? Oh what!? What.. uh.. oh.. hey.. there… hi.. hehe.. sorry.. got a little carried away there..

E. Jones: A little? Heh.. We all know tonight is probably the bloodiest night of the year for the ICWF… For those of you watching at home.. this ain’t the type of PPV that your kids should be watching.. Tonight will be vicious.. so put the little kiddies away.. Tonight is going to be hell-a X-Treme!

Paco: Yes! Woohooohoo!!

G. Miller: Yes it will be and it all starts with our first bout… a Boiler Room Brawl between “The New Sensation” Silvio Syn and the 2000 Insane Rumble Winner… William Haynes.. who is returning tonight after a serious shoulder injury..

Paco: Yeah.. Haynes is one of the good ones.. but so is this Syn guy.. It’ll be interesting to see who pulls off the win..

G. Miller: It sure will be.. Mr. Jones.. what’s the scoop in this match?

E. Jones: Well Silvio Syn came out with his FTF pals and made the challenge to Haynes about a week or so ago.. Syn was the only man from the FTF without a match at the PPV at the moment.. so he wanted to make sure he got in it.. so he challenged the first man that came to his mind.. He must have heard Haynes was back so he challenged him..

G. Miller: So ODJ granted him the match? But ODJ hates the FTF!

E. Jones: Well that’s the thing Miller.. and it has become some sort of mystery.. ODJ didn’t book the match.. but someone did.. someone drafted the contract.. both men signed it and the match is on.. but what no one knows is, who is this person giving the FTF.. and pretty much everyone against ODJ their power..? Whoever this person is.. is giving to these guys whatever they want..

G. Miller: Yeah that’s a good point.. the same thing happened with the match Archer signed on Heat and tonight’s match between Killa Kali and the Frost..

Paco: Well whoever it is better hope the boss doesn’t find out.. because if he does.. there will be hell to pay..

E. Jones: Without a doubt Paco.. Without a doubt..

G. Miller: Well folks.. you heard about the first match.. so let us now get to it! Mrs. Vega.. take it away!

Paco: that Mimi woman is vicious.. I think I’m going to have to find another co-host for Ladies Night Out..

E. Jones: ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

-=(|The camera switches over to the ring where Mimi is just now getting inside of.. The crowd cheers loudly and she waves at them, then speaks..|)=-

Mimi V.: Ladies and Gentlemen… It’s time for the opening bout!! The following match is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and it is a Boiler Room Brawl!! The winner of the match will be the wrestler who after pinning his opponent, is able to escape the Boiler Room! Now, for the participants!!

-=(|The huge Insane-A-Tron comes on, which today is made out of the usual big screen in the middle, plus two more on the sides, slightly smaller then the middle one.. Above it you see the platform for the Insane-A-Tron match that will take place later on tonight. On the Insane-A-Tron we see the boiler room.. “Southtown” By POD begins to play as there we see the first participant.. Silvio Syn.. |)=-

Mimi V.: Introducing first.. from Baltimore, Maryland… Here is FTF member… Silvio Syn!!!

-=(|The crowd boos loudly as then the camera swings to the other side and there we see the returning William Haynes.. “Chop Suey” By System of a Down is playing in the background… The crowd cheers slightly…|)=-

Mimi V.: and his opponent.. from Toronto, Ontario Canada.. Here is… “Wicked” William Haynes!!!

-=(|The camera zooms out and now we can see the two men.. they are in the middle of the boiler room.. It is dark.. as very small lamps on the walls light up the room.. There are all kinds of pipes all over the place.. some small some big and some really huge.. you hear the sounds of a few machines working in the background.. You also see tables, pieces of guard rails and wooden pallets among other items… The ref is standing between both men.. he checks his ear piece, nodding to the instructions he is receiving and then signals for the match to begin with his right hand.. the bell rings and both men charge at each other.. locking up in the middle of the floor. |)=-

G. Miller: and Extreme Measures II is underway here at the Arco Arena!!

Paco: Man did you see how messed up that boiler room looks? Do these people here in Sacramento ever take care of it or what?

E. Jones: Question for you Paco.. who cares?

-=(|They lock up and Haynes quickly applies a headlock.. Syn gets out of it easily by pushing him off.. Haynes turns around and then charges at Syn and nails him with a right hand.. Syn returns it and a slugfest begins! Syn seems to win the battle of fists as he has Haynes back peddling… Syn nails him with one last hard shot and Haynes appears lost.. Syn lifts him up for a body slam.. he holds him for a few seconds before dropping him hard on the ground.. Syn now goes for the first pin of the night but Haynes kicks out after one… Syn makes it to his feet and then picks up Haynes.. He takes him over to one of the thick pipes on the wall and then goes to ram his head against it but Haynes blocks it, elbows Syn on the stomach, breaking free, and then he grabs Syn’s head and rams it against the pipe! Syn appears lost for a second and then Haynes rams his head against the pipe again! Haynes then quickly hooks Syn from his side and drops him with a Russian leg sweep! Haynes goes for the pin.. the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out!|)=-

G. Miller: Well Haynes doesn’t appear to have any ring rust in him…

Paco: Nah he sure doesn’t…which means he should be putting up a bigger ass kicking then what he is doing now!!

E. Jones: Calm down Paco! I’m sure this match will get vicious soon enough..

-=(|William Haynes looks around and sees one of the tables leaning against the wall.. he walks over and lifts it up.. Instead of setting it up though.. He leans it against the wall… He then walks over to Syn and picks him up.. He then whips him towards the table but Syn reverses it.. pulls Haynes in, hooks him by the mid section and drops him with a belly to belly suplex! Syn hooks the leg for the pin now and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Haynes! Syn gets up and he brings Haynes to his feet.. He now tries to whip Haynes towards the table but Haynes reverses it and whips Syn towards the table.. Syn puts on the breaks though and turns around.. Haynes tries to nail him with a clothesline but Syn ducks it.. He then takes a few steps back from Haynes.. Haynes turns around and Syn charges and nails him with a spear, putting him through the table!! “OH!!” is heard from the crowd as the first official act of violence takes place.. Syn gets up.. shakes his head and then pulls Haynes off of the broken table and pins him.. the ref counts.. one! Two! Kick out by Haynes!! |)=-

G. Miller: Woah.. I thought Haynes was done for!

Paco: I’m glad he wasn’t! Let the mayhem continue!!

E. Jones: Silvio Syn is holding his own against the 2000 Insane Rumble winner.. This Silvio Syn is special, gentlemen.

-=(|Syn makes it to his feet and he picks up Haynes.. He then takes him over to a “caged” room where the power controls and switches of the arena seem to be.. Syn whips Haynes towards it and Haynes hits hard against one of the steel posts.. He drops to one knee and Syn picks him back up and then throws him over his shoulder.. he then takes a few steps back and then charges at the cage.. looking to ram Haynes’ head against the steel post again but Haynes breaks free and he shoves Syn against the cage from behind.. Syn hits face first and he stumbles backwards right in to Haynes who gives him a hard kick to his lower back, then pulls back on his head, hooks him and drops him with a reverse DDT! Haynes goes for the pin now and the ref counts.. one! Two! Kick out by Syn. Haynes picks up Syn and then takes him over to where the wooden pallets are.. He lifts him for a body slam and body slams him on them! Haynes goes for another pin but again Syn kicks out.. Haynes gets back up and then lifts Syn back up for a body slam but this time Syn breaks free, falling behind Haynes.. Syn turns him around lifts him and drops him with a Spinning Spinebuster onto the cold hard concrete!! |)=-

G. Miller: and this match has become more intense.. both wrestlers are going back and forth!!

Paco: Yeah.. both men are struggling to dominate the other in the match..

E. Jones: Yeah.. they might be very different in almost every way... but their wrestling styles are so similar..

-=(|Both wrestlers are down and the ref, doesn’t give the ten count as that doesn’t apply on this contest.. Haynes starts to move around and Syn follows his lead.. both wrestlers stumble to their feet and then Haynes goes for a right hand.. Syn blocks it and then nails Haynes with an European uppercut that sends Haynes stumbling backwards.. into the pallets, which he trips over.. Syn then walks away from Haynes and disappears into the darkness.. Haynes gets up and then looks around for him.. He doesn’t see him so he begins to look for him.. He reaches an open area and doesn’t see him anywhere.. he continues looking reaching an area where there are a lot of ladders standing and a few tables with cables and wires and the likes.. There you also see the door where you can exit the boiler room.. Haynes goes past a tall ladder and then stands there in front of it looking to his left and right.. the crowd behind him cheer wildly.. as Syn appears behind him.. on the ladder.. Haynes hears the crowd.. and takes heed to their warning.. he turns around towards the ladder just as Syn jumps off, catching Haynes and dropping him with a blockbuster! |)=-

G. Miller: What a move by Silvio Syn!!!

Paco: Oh man.. he caught Haynes off guard and nailed him with that vicious move! Do it again!

E. Jones: Syn is showing me a lot tonight.. love him or hate him.. you can’t deny his talent!

-=(|Silvio Syn goes for a pin and the ref counts.. one! Two! Th.. kick out!! The crowd cheers and Syn can’t believe it!! He gets on the ref’s face but the ref shoves his index and middle finger on Syn’s face.. Syn starts to throw a temper tantrum.. The crowd begins cheering.. as while this happens Haynes starts to get up.. he then creeps up from behind Syn and takes him down with a roll up pin! The ref counts.. one! Two! Kick out by Syn.. Both wrestlers jump to their feet.. Syn goes for a clothesline but Haynes ducks it.. both men turn towards each other and then Haynes nails Syn with a hard right hand.. Syn stumbles backwards onto a bunch of large pipes stacked up against the wall.. they all go flying all over the place as Haynes charges at Syn.. Syn sees him coming though and puts his boot up, nailing Haynes right on the kisser! Haynes stumbles backwards and Syn grabs one of the pipes and then swings it, nailing Haynes right on the mid section! All the air appears to go out of Haynes’ lungs as Silvio now moves in on him.. With Haynes folded up.. Syn hooks him and then lifts him up and drops him down hard with his finisher, a seat down Dominator!! Or as he likes to call it, Syndicated! Syn flips Haynes over and makes the pin.. the ref counts.. one! Two! Three!! Syn quickly gets up and heads over to the door.. he opens it and exits the boiler room.. the ref calls for the bell..|)=-

Mimi V.: Here is your winner… SILVIO SYN!!!

-=(|The crowd boos loudly as Syn throws his hands up in victory.. The ref tries to grab his arm to raise it up but Syn shoves the ref down to the floor and tells him no to touch him.. Silvio Syn heads for his locker room as the camera switches over to the crew.. |)=-

G. Miller: Man.. That guy has a really bad temper..

Paco: he sure does.. but it seems to work to his advantage..

E. Jones: It sure does.. All that anger built up inside that huge body of his.. does some serious damage.. as I’m sure Haynes can testify for it..

G. Miller: yeah.. Haynes just could never really take charge of the match.. Maybe he came back too soon?

Paco: or maybe he doesn’t have it anymore..

E. Jones: Maybe..

G. Miller: Well folks it’s time to.. what the?

-=(| The Lights start to flicker in the arena, and the theme for America's Most Wanted starts to play. |)=-

Paco: What is TLS doing here Miller? He's not suppose to be here!

E. Jones: Yeah but listen to the crowd!! They don’t mind him being here, they love his ass!

-=(|A spot light hits the rafters and there you see TLS descending.. TLS lands in the middle of the ring as the lights stay on. He unhooks himself and motions for a microphone, a crewmember tosses him one and he waits for the crowd to settle down. |)=-

TLS: The wicked is driven away in his wickedness, but the righteous hath hope in his death. ICWF, it seems slowly but surely ODJ is killing the career of TLS. He's put TLS in matches with no name wrestlers like Trent Steel and Jason Blood. He's left TLS' name of the Extreme Measures card. Tonight ODJ has his sights set on killing not one career but two. I assure you neither will happen, because TLS has made it to Extreme Measures, and even if it kills me.... I will make ODJ dread the day that he crossed TL.....

-=(|A loud bang comes out from the crowd, blood shoots out of TLS' chest and he crumples to the ground. The crowd is silent as they don't know what has just happened. |)=-

Paco: What was that loud bang Miller? And why is TLS down, is he narcoleptic?

G. Miller: It sounded like a gunshot to me! I can see blood on the mat Paco. TLS HAS BEEN SHOT!!! TLS HAS BEEN SHOT!!!!

-=(|ICWF security has guarded the exits, and they corner the shooter. We see him being cuffed and lead off as ICWF officials, Jason Chase and ODJ make his way down to the ring.. |)=-

Paco: I cannot believe this Miller. TLS has been assassinated!

G. Miller: We don't know if he's dead yet Paco. The officials are checking on him, he doesn't seem to be moving though.

-=(|Chase is inside the ring cradling TLS' head in his arms. he looks up at the officials who are reluctant to do anything because ODJ is there and he hasn't given them any orders yet, Chase turns to ODJ.. and speaks.. we hear them as TLS’ mic is still on..|)=-

JC: GET AN AMBULANCE DAMMIT!!! HE'S DYING!!!

ODJ: How do I know it's not one of TLS' games?

JC: THIS AIN'T A GAME DAMMIT!!!

-=(|Chase grabs ODJ's hand and puts it to TLS' chest and ODJ's hand is covered in blood. |)=-

Paco: ODJ is touching TLS' blood, what if TLS has AIDS?!

E. Jones: This is no time to be joking Paco!!

-=(|ODJ calls out for the EMTs... they rush down with a stretcher and hook TLS up. and lead him off… Chase follows behind them, ODJ is shaking his head, not knowing if this is just another TLS ploy. The fans are quiet. |)=-

Paco: What if he is dead Miller?

G. Miller: TLS has survived a lot, he's been shot before. We all hope for the best.

-=(|The Insane-A-Tron shows the EMTs putting TLS inside an ambulance, Chase tries to get in, but they tell him he can't. And the ambulance drives off, leaving Chase standing there his hands and body covered in TLS' blood. |)=-

Paco: How come they don't let Chase go?

G. Miller: That is a bit odd, maybe it's serious and they don't need Chase in there because he would be in their way.

E. Jones: Well gentlemen.. I hate to be cold.. but we still got a PPV to run..

G. Miller: Yeah we know Jones.. but God.. I can’t believe TLS has been shot.. I mean who would want to shoot him? Who?

Paco: Who the hell do you think are talking about here? Mother Teresa? This is the Lost Soul! One of the most hated man in the earth! I don’t care if the fans cheer him.. everyone else hates his ass.. the question you should be asking is.. Who wouldn’t want to shoot him..

E. Jones: Paco makes a good point Miller.. I mean we all know the things TLS gets into.. He has more enemies then Osama Bin Laden..

G. Miller: Yeah I guess you’re right.. Well folks at home.. we will keep you posted as to what is the status of TLS’ health.. in the mean time.. our next match is now set to go.. Alec BeGrod takes on Angel in a “grudge, Junk Yard Brawl!!

Paco: Woohoo! Another vicious match up!!

E. Jones: it sure is.. this match was set up thanks to what happened last month at Bad Blood.. It was Looks 2 Kill vs. Kylo.. Alec had the match won.. but then the unthinkable happened.. Angel turned on Alec costing him the match and the Intercontinental title.. Well Alec wants revenge.. and revenge badly.. He couldn’t get his hands on Kylo.. but he sure manage to get his hands on Angel.. who later on attacked him in one of his matches.. with a bumper!!

G. Miller: Yeah that was a nasty shot!

Paco: Sure was.. bumper folded right up.. Told you Alec has a hard head!

E. Jones: anyway.. that led ODJ to throw Angel into the nut house.. which Alec was not very happy about because he wanted to get his hands on Angel.. ODJ then went ahead and booked this match.. much to the delight of Alec..

G. Miller: and since Angel has managed to escape again.. thanks to his uh.. well you know..

Paco: It’s ok Miller.. you can say it.. Leprechaun.. I know it’s hard to believe.. but in the world we live in.. anything is possible.

E. Jones: Riiiiiiight. So Angel managed to escape and now the former friends, turned enemies take on each other.. Alec wants revenge.. Angel just wants to kick his ass..

G. Miller: and on that note.. let’s go to Mimi Vega who is ready for the introductions..

-=(|The Insane-A-Tron comes on again and this time we find ourselves inside a Junk Yard.. You see piles and piles of cars.. or what’s left of them.. You also see piles of worthless household appliances like fridges, broken TVs.. stereos and the likes.. you even see in the far background a pile of old tires.. Mostly Firestone.. Hmmm… You also see a forklift plus a huge dump truck with all kinds of “junk” in it.. from pieces of bleachers that probably belonged to a football filed to metal pipes to sporting goods who don’t look that bad.. Lacrosse sticks, wooden bats, hockey sticks, etc.. The camera pans over to an open area and there we see the ref standing.. He looks to his left and so does the camera.. There we see a small house.. probably the office of this place.. The door swings open and out steps Alec BeGrod.. the crowd inside the arena cheers as “My Way” By Limp Bizkit plays… Mimi speaks..|)=-

Mimi V.: Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and as you can see… it is a Junk Yard Brawl match! The rules for this match are as follows.. There are no rules.. whoever is able to pin his opponent by any means necessary will be declared the winner..

-=(|crowd cheers… |)=-

Mimi V.: Introducing first.. From Miami, Florida.. Here is… “The Machine” Alec BeGrod!!!

-=(|The crowd continues to cheer as Alec walks up to the ref.. The camera swings around and there we see what’s left over a Buick Station-wagon.. The passenger side door swings open and out steps Angel.. The crowd gives a mix reaction… “What Come Around” By Ill Nino starts to play..|)=-

Mimi V.: and his opponent.. From Seattle, Washington.. Here is Explicit Content Member… Angel!!!

-=(|The camera switches views now so we are at the Junk Yard it self.. The ref checks with both participants and then calls for the bell.. it rings inside of the arena and the brawl begins.. Alec goes after Angel but Angel tries to stay away from the man who is almost a foot taller than him. |)=-

G. Miller: Looks like Angel doesn’t want to lock up with Alec at all!

Paco: Come on you chicken, fight!!

E. Jones: I think Angel is doing the smart thing by not locking up with him.. He’s got to find his spot… It’s suicide if he goes head to head with Alec!

-=(|Angel jumps on top of the station wagon he just got out of and Alec goes after him.. He climbs on the wagon and Angel takes the opening and nails him with a hard right hand.. another! One more! Alec stumbles backwards, falling off the wagon but landing on his feet.. Angel quickly jumps off the wagon and nails Alec with a missile drop kick! Alec stumbles backwards even further now but still won’t go down! Angel gets up and then charges at him and nails him with a spinning heel kick and that takes the big man off of his feet! Angel goes for the pin but Alec easily kicks out after one! Both men make it to their feet and Angel is quick to nail Alec with a right hand.. another.. another.. Alec is rocking.. Angel goes for a round house punch but after turning around Alec grabs him by the neck.. lifts him and drops him on the dusty ground with a Chokeslam!! “OH!” is heard inside the arena followed by cheers.. Alec now goes for a pin with a confident smirk on his face.. The ref counts.. One! Two! Th.. kick out by Angel! |)=-

G. Miller: and Angel kicked out! That was amazing!!

Paco: I can’t believe how easily Alec picked him up and planted him on the ground! That’s power for you!

E. Jones: Alec pulling out a powerful move early on the match.. and guys.. I gotta tell you.. I don’t know if Angel can bounce back from that move.

-=(|Alec gets up and he peels Angel off of the ground.. he then walks towards the station wagon and then whips Angel towards it.. Angel hits hard with his back, shattering the last window the wagon had in good shape.. Angel drops to his knees.. obviously in big time pain.. Alec walks over and then grabs him by his head and brings him back up.. but just then Angel surprises Alec as he throws some sand on Alec’s eyes.. blinding him momentarily.. Alec stumbles backwards, his hands on his eyes trying to regain his sight.. Angel quickly rushes to one of the piles of junk and pulls out a rusty exhaust pipe! He comes towards Alec and nails him in the mid section! Again! Again! Alec is folding in pain and Angel then nails him in the back of his legs! Alec drops to his knees, still blinded and Angel drops the pipe and then charges at Alec from behind, jumps, hooks Alec’s head and drives it hard to the ground with a Bulldog!! Angel flips the big man over now and makes the pin! The ref counts! One! Two! Kick out by Alec! |)=-

G. Miller: Well Angel might be smaller than Alec but he sure is taking the fight to him!!

Paco: Hell yeah! And he’s using that Junk Yard well to his advantage!

E. Jones: Yeah.. I guess I was wrong.. Angel might be able to come back and win this match!

-=(|Angel walks towards another pile of junk and grabs what appears to be a kitchen sink.. He lays it on the ground near Alec and then picks him up.. he then hooks him for a DDT but drops him with a Twist-of-Fate instead!! Alec’s face bounces hard off of the kitchen sink, which breaks in half!! Alec is covering his face and you see blood oozing through his fingers.. he’s been busted open! Angel smiles and he picks up the big man.. He then hooks him again for another DDT but this time Alec blocks it picking Angel up and then running with him and ramming him against a pile of old car parts! Alec stumbles backwards and wipes the blood off of his face.. Angel drops to the ground but is quick to get up.. he stumbles towards the pile of tires.. he leans against them and holds his lower back.. Alec sees the blood on his hands and appears to lose it.. He charges at Angel like a mad man and spears him! Putting him through the pile of tires!! Tires go flying all over the place.. and most come tumbling down on top of both men.. |)=-

G. Miller: What a spear by Alec BeGrod!!

Paco: he saw his own blood and didn’t like it!

E. Jones: yeah.. but with that spear.. not only did he bury Angel.. but he buried himself!

-=(|You see tires flying all over the place.. It’s Alec who is trying to unbury himself.. He finally does.. coming to his feet.. He then looks around and moves a bunch of tires.. he then calls for the ref to come over.. The ref does and so do the camera.. We see Angel laying unconscious on the floor and Alec pins him! The ref counts! One! Two! Th.. kick out!! I guess he wasn’t unconscious! Alec shakes his head and he then picks up Angel and then takes him out of the tire area.. They arrive where the forklift and the dump truck area.. Alec hooks Angel for a suplex in front of the forklift and then delivers it! He then looks around and walks towards another pile of junk and takes out what appears to be the hood of a car.. he then takes it over to the forklift and places it on the teeth of it.. He then walks towards the controls.. turn the ignition key on.. and then brings the teeth up to mid level.. he then stops it by turning the ignition key off.. Alec then walks over to Angel and then gives him a kick to the gut.. He then hooks him for The BeGrod Drop!!|)=-

G. Miller: He’s going to Powerbomb him through the hood of that car!

Paco: If he hits it, it’s all over for Angel!!

E. Jones: You bet your sweet ass it is!

-=(|Alec lifts Angel but before he can drop him.. Angel holds on to Alec’s head and he begins to nail him with right hands! Alec stumbles backwards as Angel then drops back, and takes down Alec with a Hurricanrana!! Angel quickly covers Alec for the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Alec!! Angel stumbles to his feet and then walks over to the dump drunk.. He climbs the back of it and then grabs a Lacrosse Stick.. He then stands at the very top of the dump truck and waits for Alec to get up. Alec does and Angel jumps off, and breaks the stick over Alec’s head!! “TIMBER!!” shouts Angel as Alec drops like a big oak tree.. Alec goes for another pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Th.. kick out by Alec BeGrod!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as they definitely though Angel had him… Angel gets up and then walks over to another pile of junk.. He looks and looks trying to find something.. He finally does.. a bumper!! He smiles and then waits for Alec who is making it to his feet.. Angel waits and waits.. Alec finally is up and Angel goes to swings but Alec nails him with a big boot to the face! Angel falls to the ground but Alec quickly grabs him and picks him up with a gorilla press.. He then takes him towards the forklift and drops Angel on top of the hood of the car he had sat up earlier! Angel hits hard, and goes through it, falling hard to the ground!!|)=-

G. Miller: Oh Man! Angel is going to feel that one tomorrow!

Paco: yeah.. that hood folded like as if it was a piece of paper.. but that’s steel! Pure steel!

E. Jones: Yeah.. it looks like it belong to a car from way back in the day..

-=(|Alec grabs Angel by his feet and drags him away from the forklift.. He then makes the pin and the ref counts.. one! Two! Th…!! Kick out by Angel! Alec smacks the ground, upset he didn’t have Angel.. He looks over to the dump truck and he sees the pieces of bleachers.. He walks over and climbs the back of it.. and then climbs inside.. he then begins to throw the bleaches down to the ground.. He then hos back down.. and gets the metal breaches all together.. He then grabs Angel by his head and picks him up.. Angel can barely make it to his feet.. Alec hooks him once again for the BeGrod drop.. Angel drops to his knees though and then nails Alec with a low blow!! Alec folds in pain and Angel crawls away from Alec.. He reaches the back of the dump truck and climbs it.. Alec sees him and goes after him.. Angle reaches the top and disappears from our view.. Alec starts to climb the truck when we hear the engine of the truck come alive.. Alec looks around wondering what the hell is going on.. All of the sudden.. the bed of the truck begins to tilt! Alec tries to climb up but can’t so he hops off.. but just as he does.. the back of the truck is a 45 degree angle and all of it’s contents begin to fall out.. on top of Alec!!|)=-

G. Miller: Alec is being buried in junk!!

Paco: Oh hell that’s not going to be pretty!

E. Jones: of course it’s not! Look at all that crap being throw on top of him!

-=(|Alec is out of the picture as all of the trucks contents have been “dumped” on top of him.. the engine of the truck is cut off and then from the right side appears a bloodied Angel.. He looks at the pile and doesn’t see Alec.. He walks around trying to figure out where he is.. but he can’t see him.. until some of the junk begins to move! Angel takes a few steps back and then he sees a hand reach out.. then another.. Alec starts to drag himself out from under the rubble.. Alec waits for him.. Alec crawl all the way out.. Alec tries to get up.. but he can’t.. Angel then walks over.. and lifts the big man up and somehow.. he lifts him on his shoulders! Angel tries to balance himself.. and then out of no where drops Alec with a DVD!!! Angel now quickly hooks both legs of Alec BeGrod! The ref counts.. One! Two! Three!! Bell rings!!|)=-

Mimi V.: Here is your winner…. ANGEL!!!

G. Miller: and he did it! David beat Goliath! Angel defeats the big man Alec BeGrod!!

Paco: Holy shit! I can’t believe he picked up the big man on his shoulders and delivered a DVD!!

E. Jones: Well Angel calls his finisher Fall From Grace.. and it’s usually a DVD off the top.. I guess we saw a version of it right there.. but wow.. what a match!

G. Miller: It definitely was quite a match… everything including the kitchen sink was used in this one!

Paco: Yeah that was sweet.. woo… Well Teacher.. what’s up next?

E. Jones: Well up next we have our North American title match between Da Link and Brett Archer!

G. Miller: and this match wasn’t suppose to happen right Jones?

E. Jones: Right.. let me break it down for ya… about 3 weeks ago Da Link laid down the challenge to Brett Archer.. He said to give him a title shot, whenever, wherever.. Well Archer had other ideas.. He said that Da Link had to earn a title shot.. If Da Link was able to defeat another FTF member.. then Da Link would have a title shot.. so Archer went on and booked, with the help of a “mystery power” the match between Da Link and Killa Kali.. Well.. The match took place over a week ago and Da Link did not beat Killa Kali.. so the match with Archer would not happen now right? Wrong! Enter ODJ! He was so upset that Archer had booked a match without even consulting him that he told Archer that no matter what happened at Heat.. He was still going to face Da Link here tonight.. Archer was pissed off but he had no choice but to accept..

Paco: You see.. that’s what happens when you think you can get one over ODJ! Hahaha.. ODJ is the boos and you never --!!

G. Miller: Cross the boss.. we know.. we know!!

E. Jones: Kiss Ass..

G. Miller: Seriously..

Paco: Blow me!

E. Jones: Do I look like Miller to you?

G. Miller: Yeah! Does he look like Mi—hey!!

E. Jones: Sorry.. hehe.. But like I was saying.. these two will face in an “Anarchy Rules” Match!!

G. Miller: What in the hell is that!?

Paco: If you would shut your pie hole he would tell us..

E. Jones: Well you see that concrete pit over there to the right? That’s where the match takes place! The pit is 10 feet deep and 60 feet in circumference. The walls of the pit are made of glass and barbed wire and there are weapons inside. There are no pin falls or submissions.. only a ten count.. Meaning.. The wrestler who cannot continue will be declared the loser!

G. Miller: Wow.. so it’s win via KO?

Paco: KO’s are so awesome!

E. Jones: Yeah.. so pretty much these two will hit each other with whatever they can and hope that the other doesn’t get up before the 10 count..

G. Miller: You know I got a question.. do any of our matches tonight take place inside of the ring? I mean this is our third match.. and it’s also away from the ring!

Paco: C’mon Gay Miller.. We see matches inside the ring all the time! It’s time to break the mold.. Fight outside the ring any time all the time I say!

E. Jones: Yeah we know how you feel… Well folks.. back to Mimi Vega we go for the introductions..

-=(|The camera switches views and we now find ourselves looking down at the pit.. you see that the pit is covered by glass walls.. which are 5 inches apart from the concrete wall.. in between the concrete wall and the glass wall, you see barbwire all over, attached to the concrete wall.. in the middle, on top of two folded up tables you see a metal trash can full of weapons.. The camera pans away from the pit and then focuses on the ring, which is where Mimi Vega is standing.. |)=-

Mimi V.: Ladies and Gentlemen the following is a “Anarchy Rules” Match for the North American Championship and the rules are simple.. there are none.. the only way to win is to survive! The wrestler who is not able to continue the match will be declared the loser! And now.. for the participants!

-=(| “Fight Music” By D-12 begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly as Da Link makes his way to the pit.. |)=-

Mimi V.: Introducing first.. the challenger.. From Memphis, Tennessee… Here is… Da Link!!!

-=(|He jumps inside the pit and then looks around at how the pit is set up.. Then “Lazy” By X-Press begins to play and the crowd boos loudly… Brett Archer comes out and makes his way to the pit.. He looks down at Da Link and shakes his head.. |)=-

Mimi V.: and his opponent… From Tempe, Arizona.. Here is FTF member.. and the current North American Champion!!! Brett Archer!!!

-=(|Archer drops his title outside of the pit and then he jumps in.. Da Link immediately charges after him and begins to exchange blows with him! The bell rings…|)=-

G. Miller: Well this one is bound to get ugly in a hurry!!

Paco: Well that’s not nice Miller.. Sure Archer and Link aren’t two of the most handsome men in the ICWF… and sure they look a bit deformed but--

E. Jones: That’s not what he meant jackass..

-=(|Link appears to win the early round of boxing as he has Archer rocking.. He picks him for a body slam and gets him down with it.. He then begins stomping on Archer and then brings him back up.. Hooks him for a suplex.. and then delivers it.. Da Link gets on top of Archer and begins to nail him with hard right hands to the forehead.. He then gets off of him and picks him back up.. He then grabs him by his head and goes to ram it against the glass wall but Archer puts his hands up.. blocking him and then elbows Da Link in the mid section two times to break free.. He then nails him with a hard right hand followed by an European upper cut.. Da Link stumbles backwards and Archer nails him right on the kisser with a picture perfect drop kick! Archer gets back up and then heads for the trashcan full of goodies.. he takes out a kendo stick! He comes back towards Da Link.. and as he starts to get up, Archer whacks him across the back with it! Da Link drops back down to the floor and Archer stops to beat him like a piñata! |)=-

G. Miller: Archer showing no mercy there!!

Paco: arriba! Abajo! Arriba! Abajo! That’s what we use to say when someone was breaking the piñata blind folded..

E. Jones: You’re a dumbass Paco.. no bullshit.. a straight up dumbass...

-=(|Archer stops hitting Da Link and Link is not moving a muscle.. Archer tells the ref to start the count.. the ref does.. He reaches 4 and Da Link begins to move.. Archer looks on.. Kendo stick still in hand.. The ref is at 6 and Da Link gets up to one knee.. then pushes himself all the way up.. he holds his mid section in pain as Archer swings with the kendo stick! Da Link sees him coming with it though and ducks the attack.. then kicks Archer on the rib cage area.. Archer stumbles backwards but then comes back at Da Link.. He swings but Da Link blocks it with his right hand and then spins Archer around.. Da Link then hooks Archer from behind with a Full Nelson!! Archer tries to get out of it but Da Link then lifts him and drops him forward, delivering an inverted Full Nelson Slam!! You see Archer’s face bounce hard off of the concrete.. Da Link stumbles to his feet and leans against the glass wall.. Archer appears out and the ref begins the 10 count..|)=-

G. Miller: You know… we see that move right there perform almost on a weekly basis.. and it doesn’t look that powerful.. but do it on the hard concrete floor and it’s a different story!!

Paco: Hell yeah.. Archer could have a broken nose and then some for all we know!

E. Jones: A crack cranium for that matter.. Look at him.. he’s not moving a muscle.. could have done some serious brain damage!

-=(|The ref reaches six on the count and Archer starts to come around.. Da Link, expecting Archer to make it to his feet he walks over to where the metal trash can is.. He tosses it to the side and grabs one of the tables.. He sets it up and then turns towards Archer.. sure enough.. he’s up.. barely beating the count.. Da Link walks over and nails him with a right hand.. no Archer blocks it, gives Da Link a kick to the gut and then hooks him and plants him with a DDT! Both men are down now.. Da Link facing down and Archer facing up.. breathing heavily… The ref begins the 10 count again.. Archer starts to move but Da Link is still facing down.. Archer makes it to his feet as the ref reaches 6 but instead of letting the ref count Da Link out.. Archer brings Da Link to his feet.. Da Link can barely stand as Archer whips him towards the glass wall.. Da Link manages to reverse it though.. pulling Archer back in and hooking him for a belly to belly suplex! Archer gives him a head butt though.. breaking the hold.. Archer then turns him around and hooks him by the mid section.. Da Link reverses, and he picks up Archer and drops him with a release German Suplex that sends Archer crashing against the glass wall, shattering part of it up!! |)=-

G. Miller: oh my God! Archer has got to have a broken neck!!

Paco: Ooh that gruesome!! Show the replay!!

E. Jones: hell no! Archer hit so hard with the back of his head and neck.. man.. and landed on it though.. Ouch..

-=(|The ref begins the 10 count on Archer as Da Link regroups.. You see blood on the floor.. probably from Archer’s neck and back.. broken class is all over the place.. Da Link looks on and then heads for Archer, shoving the ref out of the way.. He drags him towards the table and then picks him up.. .He then lays him on top of the table and then he tries to climb out of the pit.. He jumps.. and jumps.. trying to reach the edge.. he can’t do it.. He turns back around upset.. and simply charges at Archer and jumps up on the air, going for a splash, but Archer rolls off the table and Da Link goes through it! Da Link rolls around on the floor holding his mid section as Archer stumbles to his feet.. We get a glimpse of his back.. and it’s a bloody mess with glass cuts and barbwire cuts.. Archer looks inside the trash can and takes out a golf club.. He then stands as if he’s teeing off.. Da Link starts to get up and Archer swings, nailing Da Link right on the rib cage area!!! |)=-

G. Miller: Oh my! That was a nasty shot!!

Paco: hey do you think Archer is a golfer? A mean with that swing he could have sent a ball, 300, 400 yards out..

E. Jones: I don’t think you should be talking about golfing at all Mr. “oops my club slipped out of my hands and hit the owner upside the head.”

-=(|Archer sees the other table and walks towards it.. He sets it up and then comes back towards Da Link.. He picks him up and then takes him towards the table.. he lifts him up over his head.. and then pushes him up.. holding him in a gorilla press position!! Archer is about to drop Da Link when Da Link rakes the eyes of Archer.. blinding him and causing him to drop Da Link.. Da Link falls behind Archer.. landing on his feet but then folding over.. holding his ribs in pain.. Archer turns around and he then goes to kick Da Link on the mid section but Da Link catches his foot and then spins him around.. Da Link then ends up giving Archer a kick to the mid section himself.. Archer folds in pain and Da Link hooks him between his legs.. He lifts him for a Powerbomb but instead of dropping him on the table.. Da Link turns towards one of the glass walls and then charges at it.. Putting Archer through it!! “OOH!!” is heard from the crowd.. But Da Link doesn’t let go of Archer.. he brings him back up.. turns towards the table and Powerbombs him through it!! The crowd goes wild as a chant of “holy Shit! Holy Shit!” gets started.. Da Link tells him to count Archer and the ref does.. One! Two! Three! The crowd starts to count along.. Six! Seven! Eight! Archer is still not moving.. Nine! Ten!!! The ref calls for the bell!! |)=-

Mimi V.: Here is your winner…. And the NEW!!!!! North American Champion!!!! DA LINK!!!

G. Miller: and Da Link with his Double Powerbomb Finisher known as “Da Bottom Link” Finishes off Brett Archer!! Wow!! Was this match violent or what!!?

Paco: oh I loved it! First he delivers the standing Powerbomb.. Slamming Archer against the barb-wired glass wall and then he Powerbombs him again, this time putting him through the table.. Man.. Da Link won my heart tonight!

E. Jones: I think he won the heart of the crowd too.. listen to them.. they are cheering this man like never before..

G. Miller: Yeah.. but lets talk about Brett Archer.. he took a pounding in this match.. do you really think he’ll be able to go later on tonight against Titan 3 and Killa for the Tag Team Titles?

Paco: Well I hope so.. cuz that’s going to be a damn good match..

E. Jones: It sure is.. but it’s suppose to be FTF rules.. any of you two know what that is?

G. Miller: Well you are the teacher.. if you don’t know.. we sure don’t..

Paco: I bet you is some crazy ass, off the top, hardcore X-Tremism to the fullest type of match!

E. Jones: It probably is.. wait a minute.. El Linchador is coming out!

G. Miller: What’s this about!?

Paco: Who cares! Look! Miss Grace is with him! Hot-doggity-dog!!

E. Jones: Pervert…

-=(| “HELLLLL-LO, LINCHY-ITES and ICWF’ERS, ‘TIS I…” blasts through the arena, followed by the fans reply “EL LINCHADOR!” “Hey Ladies” by the Beastie Boys starts up through the speakers, as out in the entryway steps El Linchador. He’s wearing a plain “OLE” T-shirt, as he heads down to the ring, a grim look on his face. Pedro follows behind him down the ramp, as Linchy reaches the ring. Wrapped up in his arms is a “House of Pain” T-shirt, and he hops up to the ring apron, and slingshots himself over the top rope, landing inside the ring. Pedro climbs up the ring steps carrying a small chest, and enters in the ring, looking solemn as well. Linchy takes a microphone, and let’s the “LINCHY” chants fade down on their own. He looks visibly upset over something.|)=-

Miller : I wonder what El Linchador has to say?

Paco : SHUSH!

El Linchador : Gathered Linchy-ites, and ICWF’ers, I hope you are enjoying Extreme Measures, 2002!

-=(| The fans go nuts, as Linchy nods slowly. He continues. |)=-

El Linchador : Before I tend to the grim business at hand, I want to assure all of the Linchy-ites that I DID indeed find someone to repair the damage that Miss Grace and Rebel Chick did to the ICWF Lightweight Title, and it is as good as new!

-=(|The cameras get in close at the ICWF Lightweight title around El Linchador’s waist. |)=-

Miller : Heh! Good as new!

Paco : I just can’t get the thought of Miss Grace tuggin’ on me out of my head.

Jones : PACO!

El Linchador : I have come out here tonight to do something that I did not want to do. It’s true, Linchy-ites – I was the prankster on Friday Night Heat a couple weeks back… I was attempting to resurrect the House That Dean Built, to combat the evil forces of the FTF and Explicit Content, and all the other evil forces corrupting YOUR federation… I have battled along side SilverFreak, and Mobley, and Hill, and Darodine, and Romero, and Coe, and Reid, and Razor, and Dean Jr. – but, on this night ladies and gentlemen, you are looking at the last active member of the House of Pain in the ICWF right now. And, of everything that I have been through, and everything that I have done, it is with the greatest of sadness, and unwillingness, that I, officially, close the House of Pain doors!

-=(|Booing and shouts ring out through the arena. One sign having just been made crudely reads “Say It Ain’t So!”. |)=-

El Linchador : HOP’ers, I don’t like this any more than you do. But, with Dean gone, the message has faded, and I do not feel right carrying on a stable with one member – that member being me. Trust me, Linchy-ites, the battle has not ended, but I feel that I have to retire the banner. Don’t forget, ICWF’ers – don’t forget what ODJ did. If ANYONE is to blame for this very event that I stand here, about to commit, it is our ODJ. His kidnapping of Dean, Mobley, and Warrick Hill killed the House of Pain spirit. So as not to drag this out any longer than it has to be, I will now place my “OLE – HOP” T-shirt into this chest.

-=(|El Linchador takes the treasure chest in Pedro’s arms, and pops it open. Silently, the whole arena watches as El Linchador places the T-Shirt into the chest. He closes it, and locks it with the key. He places the key in his pocket, before bringing the microphone back to his mouth. |)=-

El Linchador : Someday, maybe that treasure chest will reopen. I don’t know, Linchy-ites – I don’t think anyone knows for sure. It’s not up to me any longer. I DO know that although the House of Pain no longer exists, I still exist. And, mark my words, the FTF, EC, and EVERYONE in the back who played a role in this stable’s death shall face the fury of a luchador scorned – and QUADRUPLE-BILLIONS of fans, united across the globe – until HOP is avenged. ‘Til later this evening, Linchy-ites, let us bow our heads – and remember the House of Pain.

-=(| El Linchador silently drops the mic down, and follows Pedro out of the ring. |)=-

Jones : Unfortunately, fans, this event was only a matter of time.

Miller : That had to be the final nail in the coffin!

Paco: I just can’t believe the HOP is really dead.. wow.. maybe the FTF is after all.. the best damn stable ever..

E. Jones: Maybe..

G. Miller: Well folks we have to move on.. Up next is the women’s match! Alize takes on Cecilia del Solar..

Paco: I got three words to say about this match.. HOT! HOT! And of course.. HOTDAMN!!!!

E. Jones: Calm down horn dog.. and before you guys ask me what the history is.. I’ll just brief you.. this one is a quickie.. Cecilia Del Solar defeated Lady Rage to earn a shot at the title a few weeks back.. there you go..

G. Miller: That’s it?

E. Jones: That’s it..

Paco: Nothing else?

E. Jones: Nope!

Paco: Alright! No non-sense rambling! Woohoo! Beautiful Mimi.. take it away!

-=(|The camera switches over to Mimi who is ready to introduce the next match up.. |)=-

Mimi V.: Ladies and Gentlemen the following is a “Leather Strap Submissions” Match for the women’s championship!! The rules are simple.. The women will be connected by a leather strap that will be attached to their right hands.. They can use the strap in any way, shape or form.. the winner will be the female who is able to after touching the four corners of the ring, make the other submit.. and now.. for the participants!

-=(|The crowd cheers slightly.. then “Mujer Latina” By Thalia begins to play and the crowd cheers a little big more as Cecilia del Solar makes her way to the ring.. |)=-

Mimi V.: Introducing first.. The challenger… From Caracas, Venezuela.. Here is.. Cecilia del Solar!!!

-=(|She gets inside the ring and the ref puts the strap on her wrist… While he does this.. “Welcome to Atlanta” By Jermaine Dupri and LudaCris begins to play.. the crowd gives a mix reaction as Alize makes her way down the ramp with the title neatly around her waist. |)=-

Mimi V.: and her opponent.. Making her way to the ring from Atlanta, Georgia.. Here is the current Women’s champion of the World.. “The Marvelous” Alize!!!

-=(|She gets inside the ring and shows off her title to the crowd.. She then hands it to the ref who hands it over to the time keeper.. The ref then puts on the strap on Alize’s hand.. He then checks with both ladies and calls for the bell.. it rings.. |)=-

G. Miller: Damn.. why is my elbow wet? Damn it Paco!! STOP drooling on me!!!

Paco: Sorry man.. it’s just that those two chicks are so f’n hot..

E. Jones: well I think they are too but you don’t see me slobbering all of the place..

-=(|The two ladies lock up and Alize immediately applies a headlock.. Cecilia gets out of it by shoving her to the ropes.. Alize bounces off and Cecilia goes for a clothesline but Alize ducks under it, swings around and drops Cecilia with a DDT! Alize quickly gets up and goes to one of the corners.. she touches it.. she starts to head for another one when Cecilia yanks on the leather strap belt, causing Alize to fall on her ass.. Cecilia gets up as so does Alize.. Alize turns around and Cecilia slaps the hell out of her!! |)=-

G. Miller: Oh my God!! What a slap!! And that was also a hell of a DDT by Alize!!

Paco: I think that smack send Alize flying into next week.. hot damn!

E. Jones: Well it’s no secret that these two don’t like each other.. and after all that things Alize said about Cecilia.. I’m surprise the slap wasn’t even harder..

-=(|Cecilia picks Alize back up and hooks her for a suplex.. Cecilia gets her up and delivers it! Cecilia now goes over to a corner and touches.. we’re tied at one.. She goes to touch a second one but Alize pulls her away.. Cecilia turns to her and picks her up.. she then goes for another hard slap but Alize blocks it and gives her a kick to the mid section.. Cecilia folds in pain and Alize hooks her and drops her with a swinging Neckbreaker! Alize goes for the corner Cecilia was going to touch and she ends up touching it herself! |)=-

G. Miller: Pretty even match up so far but Alize is leading..

Paco: Yeah.. but the turnbuckles mean nothing really.. I mean what matters is making their opponent submit..

E. Jones: Wow.. smart remarks by Paco.. who would have thought!

-=(|Alize then picks Cecilia back up and then carries her on her shoulder.. she walks towards the corner and then comes out of it and delivers a running Powerslam on Cecilia!! “Oh!” Is heard from the crowd after seeing Alize deliver the big move.. Alize heads for the third turnbuckle and touches it! One more! She heads for the fourth one but Cecilia trips her, causing to fall right in front of the corner with her face bouncing off of the bottom turnbuckle! Cecilia stumbles to her feet and then grabs Alize’s leg and flips her over.. She then hooks her legs and delivers a catapult, sending Alize flying across the ring!! |)=-

G. Miller: Nice catapult there by Cecilia!

Paco: Nice save too!

E. Jones: Yeah.> Cecilia has touched only one turnbuckle while Alize has already touched 3!

-=(|Cecilia picks up Alize and then lifts her for a body slam.. She connects with it! Cecilia then bounces off the ropes and drops the leg across the neck of Alize!! She then picks her back up.. and then wraps some of the leather strap around Alize’s neck.. Cecilia then drags Alize towards the ropes and then tosses her over them! Alize is hung out to dry, literately! Cecilia walks towards the middle of the ring, while pulling on the strap! You see Alize kicking as with her hands she tries to prevent Cecilia from chocking her out.. |)=-

G. Miller: and look at Cecilia show her dark side! I’ve never seen her like that before!!

Paco: Well they say that your enemies can bring out the best in you..

E. Jones: So that’s Cecilia’s best? Trying to hang our women’s champion!?

-=(|The ref tries to get Cecilia to let go of the strap and she finally does.. Alize drops to her knees on the outside.. and is trying to catch her breath.. Cecilia walks over to the corner and climbs it.. the crowd stands up expecting a high flying move from Cecilia.. Alize is on her knees.. struggling to get up when Cecilia jumps off, and nails her with a guillotine leg drop, ramming Alize’s face against the mat!! “OH!!” is heard from the crowd after Cecilia flew some 10 feet down! Cecilia stumbles to her feet and picks up Alize.. she then tosses her inside the ring and goes in herself… |)=-

G. Miller: That was a great move by Alize.. and I got to tell ya.. She is on fire!!

Paco: Hell yeah.. I think Cecilia is pushing the champ further than any of the other challengers before her..

E. Jones: Yeah.. all she got to do now is touch the four corners.. make Alize submit and she’ll be the World Champ.. Simple enough..

-=(|Cecilia goes for another turnbuckle and touches it.. She goes for a third one but surprisingly Alize is up.. She turns Cecilia around and slaps her hard, returning the favor from earlier! Cecilia stumbles to the corner and Alize whips her to the opposite side… Cecilia hits hard and Alize charges at her and connects with a big splash! She whips Cecilia to the other side and again Cecilia hits hard! She then follows it with a second splash and misses! Cecilia rolls out of the way.. but that was the fourth turnbuckle for Alize!! Cecilia takes her to the middle of the ring and hooks her for a suplex, but before she can deliver it, Alize turns it into a crippler Crossface!!|)=-

G. Miller: Alize touched the fourth corner and Cecilia was not aware of it!!

Paco: It could be all over now!!

E. Jones: Yeah.. the crippler Crossface is a tough move to get out of!

-=(|The ref asks Cecilia if he gives up.. She ignores him as, with her one free hand, tries to reach the ropes.. She is close.. but no close enough.. The ref asks her again but again she ignores him and reaches for the ropes again.. this time she gets them and the ref tells Alize to break it up, she does… Alize brings her back up and then whips her to the ropes.. Cecilia bounces off and Alize catches her and applies a sleeper hold! Cecilia tries to get out of it and does with a jawbreaker! Both ladies are down now.. |)=-

G. Miller: Great escape there by Cecilia who was and still is in serious trouble..

Paco: Yeah.. Cecilia needs to come up something big right now!

E. Jones: well that jawbreaker was a good start..

-=(|Cecilia starts to get up but Alize beats her to the punch.. She comes from behind Cecilia hooks her for a Russian leg sweep, but as she goes to deliver it, Cecilia holds her own and Alize falls down hard on the back of her head! Cecilia quickly brings her to her feet and then whips her to the ropes.. Alize bounces off and Cecilia clotheslines her using the leather strap!! Cecilia quickly brings her back up.. wraps the strap around Alize’s neck and then delivers a snap mare! Cecilia now tries to go for a corner but Alize hangs on to her foot.. Cecilia picks her up only to get a thumb to the eye.. followed by a hook up by Alize and a DDT!! |)=-

G. Miller: Great move by Alize there, getting the momentum back!

Paco: Yeah.. but this match has got to star taking it’s toll on her.. Cecilia has nailed her with some pretty good moves..

E. Jones: Well that’s what makes a champion.. a great champion.. the ability to endure whatever pain your opponent brings you!

-=(|Alize walks over to Cecilia’s legs and grabs them.. she flips Cecilia over so she’s face up and then goes to hook her legs for a Figure Four! As she spins around Cecilia’s right leg.. Cecilia uses her left leg to kick Alize on the ass.. sending her stumbling towards the corner where she hits face first on the top turnbuckle.. Cecilia jumps to her feet and then charges at Alize.. Alize turns around and Cecilia nails her with a splash! Cecilia now sets her at the top.. but before she can do anything.. Alize kicks her hard on the chest.. Cecilia stumbles backwards and Alize stands on the top turnbuckle and then jumps off.. going for a cross body block but Cecilia catches her and turns it into a Powerslam!! |)=-

G. Miller: Good grief!! What a power move by Cecilia!!

Paco: who says chicks don’t kick ass!?! That was a kick ass move by Cecilia!

E. Jones: It sure was Paco.. and that might be the move that earns Cecilia the win!

-=(|Cecilia heads for the two corners that she hasn’t touched and touches them!! The crowd cheers as Cecilia can now apply a submission on Alize.. Cecilia grabs Alize’s legs, hooks them, flips her over and applies a Texas Clover Leaf!! The crowd comes to their feet and look on as Alize’s title reign could very well be over right now! Alize tries to hang on as the ref keeps on asking her if she gives up? Alize doesn’t respond instead she tries to reach the ropes.. She’s close but not close enough! The crowd starts to applaud while others chant Cecilia’s name.. the crowd is definitely split 50/50 on this one… |)=-

G. Miller: Listen to the crowd Paco! They are split 50/50 on this one!!

Paco: I could have sworn I just heard that somewhere..

E. Jones: Yeah me too.. but I agree Miller.. the crowd is showing great support for both women!

-=(|Alize makes one last ditch effort for the ropes and gets them!! The ref tells Cecilia she has to break it up and reluctantly she does.. Cecilia makes it to her feet and then picks up Alize.. She turns her around and pulls back on Alize’s head.. She then hooks her for a dragon sleeper but Alize quickly knees Cecilia on the head, breaking the hold up.. Cecilia stumbles backwards as Alize gets up.. Cecilia then charges at Alize but Alize jumps on her shoulders and drops her with a Hurricanrana! Alize now stumbles to her feet and then steps right above Cecilia.. she then seats on her lower back.. Alize hooks both arms behind her knees, and then wraps her hands around Cecilia’s face and then starts to pull it towards her! A Camel Clutch is being applied to Cecilia who appears to fading out fast!! The ref asks Cecilia again if she gives up.. No response.. The ref asks her one last time.. Cecilia is out!! The ref calls for the bell…|)=-

Mimi V.: Here is your winner… and STILL!!!! The women’s champion!!! ALIZE!!!

-=(|The ref hands Alize her title and she raises it high in the air, the crowd cheers slightly louder now.. |)=-

G. Miller: what a great Women’s match that was.. and Alize.. “The Marvelous” Alize wins again!

Paco: Yeah.. no one has been able to take that belt from her hands..

E. Jones: Yeah.. she has beaten nearly half of the women’s roster..

G. Miller: You have to start to wonder if anyone will be able to stop her..

Paco: Well maybe that girl will! Look who’s that!!

E. Jones: It’s! No.. it can’t be!!

-=(|Someone comes from the crowd and slides inside the ring just as Alize was about to get out.. She turns Alize around and spits some red liquid on her face! Alize is blinded and the woman.. whom we don’t recognize just yet.. picks her up over her head and then drops her with a gorilla press slam! The women then picks her back up and takes Alize to the corner.. She sits her on the top facing the crowd.. She then goes out of the ring and climbs the corner.. She pulls Alize up, hooks her between her legs, lifts her and then jumps off the top and delivers a Top Rope Piledriver!! The crowd boos like crazy as the woman gets back up and then throws her hair back.. revealing her to be… |)=-

G. Miller: Pit Viper!! Pit Viper is back in the ICWF!!

Paco: and back with a mean streak! She just took apart the women’s champion!!!

E. Jones: Yeah! Pit Viper is one of the toughest woman I have ever seen.. and she not only fights women.. but she fights men is well! Alize is in big time trouble!!

-=(|Pit Viper smiles slightly revealing those scary looking fangs.. she then exits the ring as she sees some officials approaching.. the camera switches back over to the crew.. |)=-

G. Miller: Woah.. that’s one mean looking lady..

Paco: Yeah. But sexy at the same time.. growl..

E. Jones: you never stop do you?

G. Miller: He never does.. well folks it’s time to move on to.. wait a minute.. I’m being told something is going on in the back!

Paco: Let’s take a look!

-=(|The Ice Man is seen walking with a chair in hand.. he then enters a locker room that has the name “Silvio Syn” on it! The camera follows and there we see Silvio Syn coming out of the bath room.. Iceman then swings the chair but misses, as Syn sees him coming.. As Iceman turns back around he is hit with a right hand to the jaw causing him to drop the chair, Syn swings again but this time its blocked, the ice man answers back with a right of his own, then another, then he jumps and kicks him in the chest!! the Ice Man picks up the chair and pulls it back, Silvio Syn gets back up but his back is turned and the Ice Man swings and hits Silvio right in the back of the head!! Silvio Syn goes down, the Ice man then nails him across his back for good measures.. He then turns Silvio around and smiles at a knocked out Silvio Syn.. |)=-

The Ice Man: Wondering why I am doing this? I’ll give you one guess as to who sent me out here with that little present for you… That’s right someone sent me… and that someone wanted me to tell you that “you had your chance but you chose FTF. I bet you regret it now.”

-=(|The Ice Man drops the chair and then walks out of the locker room.. The camera switches over to the crew…|)=-

G. Miller: The Ice Man laying out Silvio Syn for no apparent reason!!!

Paco: Hey.. it’s like he says.. The Iceman Cometh!!

E. Jones: Yeah but if you ask me I’ll tell you that what Ice Man just did is as if a kid when up to the lion’s cage in the zoo and stuck his head in the lion’s mouth.. Does he realize who he is messing with?

G. Miller: Well apparently he does.. as someone “sent him” to do that attack.. who do you think it might be?

Paco: Maybe the HOP is regrouping?

E. Jones: Nah.. I doubt all of that El Linchador did earlier on was just a swerve.. El Linchador is not that type of guy…

G. Miller: Well we can stay here all night and speculate about who he might be working for.. or we can go to our next match up.. one of the most anticipated match ups in a long time!!

Paco: Bra and Panties match with the winner having to strip the other butt naked!!?!!!

G. Miller: Uh.. No..

Paco: Well then it isn’t one of the most anticipated matches in a long time..

E. Jones: You perv… Miller is talking about the contract Insane-A-Tron match between ODJ and Handy Man!!

G. Miller: Exacto Mundo Mr. Jones.. there is a lot riding on this match up for Handy.. either he wins or he’s done in the ICWF for good!!

Paco: Well he is getting old… maybe it’s for the best..

E. Jones: I dare you to say that to his face! Well folks I bet you are wondering how this match came about.. well let me just say.. you shouldn’t be wondering! I mean you watch the ICWF every Tuesday and Friday right!?

Paco: Don’t forget Saturday!

E. Jones: and of course Saturday! But I’m a nice guy so I’ll tell you anyway.. Last month, at Bad Blood.. Handy Man lost his coveted Hardcore title to The Frost.. Before that match he had been thinking about retirement… But apparently he decided against it when he went to tell ODJ on that faithful night.. but ODJ.. being the asshole that he is.. He simply didn’t care.. He didn’t want to hear Handy Man out.. So Handy Man went on ahead and kicked his ass! Well after Handy Man had lost his match.. He was “forcefully” retired by ODJ!!!! Well Handy Man came back a week later at Heat and after looking his contract over.. He found out that whenever he did retire.. He had the option to select not only a gimmick for his last match.. but an opponent of his choice.. ODJ didn’t count with this.. and sure enough.. Handy Man came out and made his last opponent to be ODJ! Now as if this wasn’t bad enough Handy Man went on and made this match to be an Insane-A-Tron Match!!

Paco: One of his specialties..

E. Jones: Yup.. and at the time it was only going to be an Insane-A-Tron but alas.. that hidden power.. the one going behind ODJ’s back and granting his enemies wishes.. made this match a contract match! That is.. if Handy Man wins the match.. He will not have to retire, and can continue his illustrious career here in the ICWF!

G. Miller: and Handy Man plans to do just that.. But a very ready ODJ is here to stop him!!

Paco: and don’t forget that ODJ is not your average wrestler… He had a great career before injuring his back and becoming an owner..

E. Jones: Yeah.. a lot of people don’t know the history of ODJ.. so let me give it to you fans at home here briefly.. He started his wrestling career at the age of 15.. He became one of the most popular Indy wrestlers in the east coast.. and after 10 years.. he had won a lot of titles.. including a few world titles… He had a well established wrestling career.. but one day it all changed.. He was riding his Harley down a street close to his home in Washington.. He was waiting for the light to turn green.. and when it did.. ODJ of course.. went on.. but he didn’t see a Lincoln Navigator heading his way at about 110 miles per hour.. of course.. it crashed into the back of ODJ’s bike.. ODJ was sent flying some 10 feet high in the air and landed on the ground.. about 30 feet from where the accident happened.. ODJ seriously injured his back.. and right then and there.. his wrestling career was over.. Now it turns out that the person who hit him.. was a multi-billionaire.. and ODJ milked him for a good billion.. Now with that money.. ODJ used it for rehab and to start his own federation.. the ICWF.. the rest my friends, as you know it.. is history!

G. Miller: and what a great history it has been! Let us remind you that ODJ was cleared to wrestle again a couple of years back and this is not ODJ’s first singles match.. back in 1999 he took on TLS in a contract ladder match as well.. and he defeated TLS.. He also took on TLS at the Ultimate Survival PPV that year.. and of course he was involved in this year’s Ultimate Survival match..

Paco: So to say that ODJ is more than ready is a big understatement..

E. Jones: Big indeed.. and now that we know the past.. it’s time to get to the present.. ODJ vs. Handy Man.. next! Mimi.. the mic is all yours..

-=(|Lights begin to flash and then a big spot light hits the platform on the top of the Insane-A-Tron… There you see the ladder and above it, Handy Man’s contract.. The crowd cheers loudly as they know that match is next.. Mimi gets inside the ring and speaks.. |)=-

Mimi V.: Ladies and gentlemen the following is an Insane-A-Tron Contract match!! The match will get started in this very ring.. but in order for a wrestler to be declared the winner they must climb the Insane-A-Tron.. climb the ladder on the platform and retrieve the contract! And now let me introduce to you.. The participants!!

-=(|Red and blue lights begin to flash as the sounds of sirens are heard.. the crowd goes wild as Handy Man makes his way out to the ring.. |)=-

Mimi V.: Introducing first.. From Barrie, Ontario Canada.. Here is Explicit Content member… Handy Man!!!

-=(|The crowd cheers loudly again as he gets inside the ring.. He looks towards the entrance way.. awaiting ODJ…. The lights dim down and then the Insane-A-Tron begin to flash.. |)=-

-=(|Those words echo throughout the arena as then the song with same words as a title by Nas begins to plays… The crowd boos the loudest it has booed tonight.. |)=-

Mimi V.: and his opponent.. Making his way to the ring from Washington, DC.. Here is the founder of the ICWF… “The Owner” Dougg J.!!!

-=(|ODJ comes out.. wearing black tights and black shinny boots.. No shirt revealing his surprisingly well toned upper body.. He also wears elbow pads… He gets inside the ring and comes face to face with Handy Man.. ODJ appears to be a few inches taller than Handy Man.. Both stand there waiting for the bell to sound as there are no refs in this bout..|)=-

G. Miller: Well this is it gentlemen.. no refs.. Just these two hated rivals going at it!!

Paco: Yeah.. but I got a question.. why are the fans booing ODJ and cheering Handy Man!? No respect what so ever!

E. Jones: Oh yeah Mr. Kiss Ass.. like anyone but you would cheer ODJ!

-=(|The bell rings and ODJ quickly shoves Handy Man.. Handy Man smiles and then comes back at ODJ with a hard right hand! ODJ returns it and both wrestlers begin to exchange fist.. Handy Man ends the brawl though with a knee to the mid section.. ODJ folds in pain and then Handy Man nails him with a hard forearm shot to the back.. Handy Man then grabs ODJ by his head and tights and throws him against the corner. ODJ goes in between the top and middle turnbuckle, ramming his shoulder against the steel post! Handy Man walks over and quickly begins to stomp on ODJ’s lower back.. He then takes him out of the corner and whips him to the other side.. ODJ hits hard and Handy Man charges at him.. going for a big splash! ODJ gets out of the way though and Handy Man hits nothing but turnbuckle! ODJ quickly hooks Handy Man by his mid section from behind and delivers a German Suplex! ODJ jumps to his feet and taunts the crowd who boo him loudly.. |)=-

G. Miller: Pretty even so far.. and I’m surprise ODJ is in charge right now!

Paco: Well that’s because you have no faith in the boss! The boss is good I’m telling you!

E. Jones: Well he might be “good” but the match has just started..

-=(| He smiles at the booing crowd and then picks up Handy Man.. He whips him to the ropes but Handy Man reverses it.. ODJ bounces off and Handy Man steps up, catches ODJ and drops him with a Powerslam!! The crowd cheers and Handy Man jumps to his feet and begins to stomp the hell out of ODJ.. the crowd cheers even louder. Handy Man picks ODJ back up and then takes him to the corner.. there he begins to ram his head against the turnbuckle and the crowd counts along! “one.. two.. three... four.. five.. six.. seven.. eight.. nine.. ten!!!” Cheers follow the count as ODJ stumbles to the middle of the ring and then falls flat on his face.. Handy Man goes to the opposite corner and climbs it.. He stands at the top and as ODJ starts to get up.. Handy Man jumps off and connects with a Fame-Ass-Err! The crowd cheers again as Handy Man is in total control.. Handy Man picks ODJ back up and whips him to the ropes.. ODJ bounces off and Handy Man goes for a clothesline! ODJ ducks it though and puts on the breaks.. Handy Man turns around and ODJ hooks him and drops him with a T-Bone Suplex! the move hushes the crowd..|)=-

G. Miller: Well you got to hand it to ODJ.. that was a good move to stop Handy Man’s momentum..

Paco: You damn right it was.. keep doubting him Miller.. go ahead.. keep doubting him!

E. Jones: Oh will you shut up! He’s just doing his job.. let him do his and you do yours. Kiss ODJ’s ass..

-=(|ODJ stumbles to his feet and he picks up Handy Man.. he then whips him to the ropes.. Handy Man hits the ropes but hangs on.. ODJ charges at him but Handy Man steps up and then back body drops ODJ all the way to the outside!! The crowd cheers loudly as ODJ flies high and lands hard on the outside.. Handy Man looks down at ODJ and then goes to the top.. He measures ODJ and then, with his back to ODJ, he leaps off and connects with a Moonsault!! More cheers from the crowd as Handy Man now gets up slowly.. holding his ribs.. He looks towards the Insane-A-Tron and heads over… He walks up the ramp as ODJ starts to come around.. He reaches the entrance way and then disappears to the back.. He comes back a few seconds later with a ladder on hand.. He leans it against the Insane-A-Tron and begins climbing it.. Not realizing ODJ is hot on his trail.. Handy Man reaches the last to second rung when ODJ goes around the ladder and then pushes it, causing Handy Man to come crashing down!|)=-

G. Miller: That was a nasty fall by Handy Man..

Paco: It sure was.. and maybe that was the opening the boss needed to finish Handy Man off!

E. Jones: Maybe… but Handy Man has been dominant through the whole match..

-=(|ODJ sets the ladder back up and then he goes over to Handy Man who is trying to get up.. ODJ lifts him up for a body slam but then drops him with the Truco-Driver!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd after witnessing the seat-down Piledriver be delivered on the cold hard steel.. ODJ now heads for the ladder and starts to climb it.. He reaches the bottom part of the Insane-A-Tron and then heads towards the edge of it.. so he can climb it.. Handy Man starts to come around.. He stumbles to his feet and you can see that he has been busted open.. He sees ODJ getting ready to start climbing up the Insane-A-Tron so he grabs the ladder and then lifts it above his head.. He then heads close towards ODJ and throws the ladder at him, nailing ODJ on his lower back!! ODJ nearly falls down from the Insane-A-Tron but manages to hang on with one hand… Handy Man stands the ladder back up and then climbs it.. ODJ grabs on with both hands now and starts to climb, but just then Handy Man grabs him from behind and begins to pull him.. ODJ tries to hang on but then Handy Man nails him with forearm shots to the back.. ODJ comes down to the bottom part of the Insane-A-Tron and Handy Man turns him around and hooks him for a suplex! The crowd jumps to their feet and looks on as Handy Man lifts ODJ and delivers the suplex all the way down to the ramp floor!! |)=-

G. Miller: A Superplex off of the Insane-A-Tron!! Oh My God!

Paco: That one hurt ODJ just as much as it hurt Handy Man!!! Poor Jefe! But uh.. can I see a replay? That was tight!!

E. Jones: I don’t think “tight” is was what ODJ and Handy Man want to use to describe what just happened to them..

-=(|ODJ and Handy Man are both down.. ODJ having suffered the worst of the fall, appears completely out.. Handy Man starts to come around.. he wipes the blood off of his face and then gets up on all fours.. He sees ODJ out on the ground.. and then walks over to the ladder.. He sets it up again and then begins to climb it.. the crowd cheers him on.. The cheers appear however, to wake up ODJ.. who looks up and sees Handy Man reaching the bottom of the Insane-A-Tron.. ODJ struggles to get up but eventually manages to do so.. Handy Man is now climbing on the side of the Insane-A-Tron while ODJ is half way up the ladder.. Handy Man hasn’t seen him.. Handy Man reaches the top of the Insane-A-Tron and then climbs up on the platform! The crowd cheers again as Handy Man is close to keeping his career in the ICWF intact.. He appears to be winded.. as he sits there breathing heavily.. ODJ in the mean time.. is gaining ground on Handy Man.. he’s half way up the Insane-A-Tron.. |)=-

G. Miller: How can these two be still standing after what they have gone through? It’s simply unbeknownst to me..

Paco: un-be what?

E. Jones: un-be a word that your ignorant ass don’t understand..

-=(|Handy Man stands up and then heads for the ladder.. ODJ climbs up on the platform and looks up to Handy Man already on the ladder.. ODJ makes it to his feet and stumbles over to Handy Man.. Handy Man reaches half way up the ladder when ODJ nails him with a forearm shot to his lower back, stopping him! ODJ then climbs to the second rung, gets in between Handy Man’s legs and then drops him off the ladder with a Powerbomb!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd after the power move is delivered, causing the hold platform to shake.. ODJ is on his knees catching his breath for a few seconds before making it to his feet and heading over to the ladder.. he starts to climb it and sure enough.. Handy Man starts to come around.. ODJ continues to climb.. and as he reaches the second to last rung.. he tries to grab the contract.. it’s still to high.. He goes to climb another rung when Handy Man nails him with a low blow! ODJ folds in pain and the crowd cheers loudly! |)=-

G. Miller: Well if all else fails, try a low blow!

Paco: That cheater! There is no cheating in an Insane-A-Tron match!!

E. Jones: No.. and that’s because anything goes your moron!

-=(|ODJ is still hanging on to the ladder but barely.. Handy Man climbs the ladder.. the same side ODJ is on and then as ODJ folds over.. Handy Man hooks him and drops him off the ladder with the Handy Slam!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd again followed by cheers.. Both Handy Man and ODJ are down and neither is moving.. the crowd begins a “Let’s go Handy!” chant and that seems to revive the proud Canadian… Handy Man sits up and then looks up at the ladder.. He heads for it and starts to climb it once again.. he only gets to the second rung though as ODJ grabs his foot.. Handy Man looks down at ODJ and ODJ smiles and then gives him the finger.. Handy Man smiles back and then hops down and begins to stomp the hell out of ODJ! He then picks him back up, gives him the finger and then begins to nail him with right hands! ODJ is in la-la land! Handy Man keeps hitting him.. making ODJ back peddle towards the edge of the platform.. Handy Man nails him one more time and ODJ is right at the edge! Handy Man winds back and goes for one last shot but ODJ ducks that one.. and then lifts Handy Man up and drops him back down with a sky high Powerbomb!! |)=-

G. Miller: Wow! I thought ODJ was going to take a nasty fall, but instead, he comes up and delivers a move I haven’t seen since D-Lo Brown was popular!!

Paco: Who the hell is D-Lo Brown!?

E. Jones: Charlie Brown’s long lost brother.. and I agree with you Miller.. I honestly thought ODJ was done for!

-=(|ODJ sits up and then heads for the ladder.. He begins to climb it again.. hoping that this time around he’ll win it.. Handy Man however is not giving up.. He crawls over to the ladder and begins to pull himself.. on the opposite side of where ODJ is climbing.. ODJ reaches halfway while Handy Man is just starting to get up.. ODJ reaches the last rung of the ladder and reaches for the contract, which is, inside a briefcase.. he touches it but isn’t able to grab it as he nearly loses his balance.. he tries for it again when he gets nailed with a right hand to the mid section! The shot causes him to fall down a few rungs.. Handy Man comes up.. and they are now both staring eye to eye.. ODJ nails Handy Man with a right hand and Handy Man returns it! ODJ goes for another right hand but Handy Man blocks it, then grabs ODJ’s head and smashes it against the top of the ladder! ODJ almost falls off and Handy Man grabs his head again and smashes it against the ladder a second time and this time ODJ comes crashing down, landing hard on his back.. Handy Man looks down at ODJ.. and then without thinking twice about it.. He pulls himself up, jumping over the ladder and then coming down on ODJ hard with the Handy Drop!! The crowd goes wild and a chant of “Holy Shit!” gets started after seeing Handy Man leap over the ladder and deliver his double legged leg drop finisher! Handy Man rolls around holding his right leg.. ODJ is out like a light.. Handy Man crawls his way over to the ladder again.. and somehow.. starts to climb it again.. he reaches half way up and his right leg starts to respond.. Handy Man reaches the top.. and reaches for the briefcase.. he touches it with his fingertips! He climbs another rung.. and reaches for it again.. He grabs it.. He yanks on it, and pulls it off the hook! The bell rings…|)=-

Mimi V.: Here is your winner… and STILL ICWF Superstar… HANDY MAN!!!

G. Miller: and Handy Man will remain with the ICWF much to the dismay of.. O.. D.. J!! Hey that rhymes to!! Maybe you can start using that one Paco!

Paco: Oh shut up you back door swinger fruit loop..

E. Jones: Don’t be a sore loser Paco.. you know what they say.. you can’t win them all..

-=(|All of the sudden The Insane-A-Tron comes on and it shows Chase sitting on the floor in the backstage area, his hands still covered in blood. An ICWF official approaches him and hands him a phone… He tells them it’s the hospital calling…|)=-

Paco: Ok, looks like we're gonna find out if TLS is dead or not..

Jones: I gotta hear this myself.. I’ll be back..

G. Miller: Jones, where are you going? Jones!? Geez Paco.. you really don't care do you?

Paco: It’s not that I don’t care Miller.. It’s just that.. oh ok.. I really don’t care…

-=(|Chase gets on the phone, he's nodding his head, then we see a look of utter disbelief on his face. A tear starts to roll down his cheek and the phone slips from his bloody hands and falls to the floor. Just then Jones comes rushing over.. |)=-

Jones: Chase! Chase! What did they say!? How’s TLS! Chase!? Answer me man!!

-=(|Chase turns towards Jones… He has a crazy look on his face. |)=-

Paco: This doesn't look good Miller.

G. Miller: Look at Chase, he looks like a man possessed.

Chase: TLS IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-=(|Jones is in shock.. but then is surprised even more when Chase starts to beat the crap out of him for no reason! |)=-

G. Miller: What the hell!?! I think Chase has flipped!!

Paco: No way? What makes you say that?

G. Miller: shut up!

Paco: It’s cool though… Jones needed a good ass kicking anyway..

-=(| Chase stomps on Jones a few times and then pushes the official out of his way… A few refs try to calm him down but he attacks them as well.. He runs off as the Insane-A-Tron fades to black. |)=-

G. Miller: well I can’t believe two things Paco.. First of course.. that TLS is.. well.. dead.. Folks at home.. you know very well that the ICWF is not like other feds.. we’re not “scripted” What you see it’s real… and when you saw TLS get shot.. that was real.. and.. well now that we’re getting these news.. about TLS being dead.. well.. they are real too.. we’re shocked.. Aren’t we Paco?

Paco: Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob split up? What in the hell!?!

G. Miller: Paco!!

Paco: Huh? What?

G. Miller: I can’t believe you are reading a magazine at a time like this!?!

Paco: What? We’re in between matches Miller! If I want to keep up with the entertainment world..

G. Miller: I’m talking about TLS! He’s dead and you are acting as if it means nothing..

Paco: Oh yeah.. TLS.. I forgot.. so. Uh.. what happened to him?

G. Miller: Ugh! Nevermind.. Folks up next we have the Television Title match!! This is a rematch from Bad Blood III in which Andrew Logan dethroned Mike Allen in a very vicious X-Treme Ladder Match.. A match took place a couple of weeks ago between Mike Allen and another former Champion, Alec BeGrod.. to find out just who would face Andrew Logan here tonight.. Mike Allen was victorious and thus we have this much anticipated rematch..

Paco: What kind of match is it though?

G. Miller: Well.. after much discussion between both sides.. they ended up agreeing in a street fight! Those two are going to be going at it throughout the streets of Sacramento.. Paco.. like your butt… it’s going to be get ugly!!

Paco: What!? Have you been looking at my ass when I’m in the showers? You f’n flamer!! I told you about that shit..

G. Miller: You know you like it.. Folks.. let us go to Mimi Vega who is ready for the introductions!

Paco: and my ass is not ugly..

-=(|The camera switches over to the Insane-A-Tron as it comes on.. We are shown the streets of Sacramento.. we appear to be near the arena as the cheers from the crowd can be heard there as well, just as lively.. The camera starts to do a slow 360 turn.. to give us a feeling of the surroundings.. You see a very fancy restaurant.. Looks to be Italian.. We then see a parking lot with a few cars scattered on and about.. as the camera keeps panning we now see a dark alley.. then the street.. then to the other side where se see a souvaneir shop and a jewelry store.. Next to that you see a “space for rent” and right next to that.. and antique store.. the camera does a full circle now.. and we’re looking down the street.. the Arco Arena can be made out in the distance and the fans cheer.. You see a few police cars and officers.. who have been giving the assignment of closing the street.. a few feet away from the cops you see a Fire Truck.. All of a sudden to rental cars pull up.. they park next to the cops and then out of one of them steps Andrew Logan.. out of the other Mike Allen.. A ref then appears out of nowhere with the TV title on his hands.. He stands between both men and tells them to wait for the bell.. “Testify” By Rage Against the Machine begins to play inside the arena and the crowd cheers slightly.. Mimi Vega speaks.... |)=-

Mimi V.: Ladies and Gentlemen the following is a street fight for the Television championship!! Introducing first…. The challenger.. He comes to us from New York City, New York.. Please give it up for.. “The Top Gun” Mike Allen!!!

-=(|The crowd’s cheer gets a little louder.. Then “Don’t Fear the Reaper” By Blue Oyster Cult begins to play and the cheers are taken over by boos.. |)=-

Mimi V.: and his opponent.. From Chillingham, United Kingdom.. Here is Explicit Content member.. and the current Television Champion… Andrew Logan!!!

-=(|The ref starts to give the two men their instructions.. both are staring at each other.. neither really paying attention to what the ref is saying.. |)=-

G. Miller: Well looks like this match is set to go.. and Jones is not ready to return.. so it will just be me and you Paco.. like old times..

Paco: that’s just super.. [rolls eyes]

-=(|The ref gets the signal on his ear piece and then steps away from both men and tells them the match is ago.. Both men quickly lock up and a power struggle begins.. Both push each other hard.. trying to take over but neither is doing it at the moment.. They continue to push until Andrew Logan breaks the hold with a knee to Allen’s mid section.. Andrew Logan then nails him with a hard right hand and Allen stumbles backwards.. Logan nails him again and again.. and again! Allen stumbles onto the alley and Logan continues to pound him.. Allen is against the wall and Logan goes for one last shot but that one Allen ducks and Logan ends up hitting the wall.. Logan holds his hand in pain and now Allen comes back with rights and left of his own! Logan is reeling and Allen scoops him up and body slams him in the concrete floor! Allen stomps on Logan a few times before picking him back up.. He grabs Logan by his head and then throws him against the wall hard! |)=-

G. Miller: These two behemoths want to simply destroy each other!!

Paco: They sure do… you have to wonder just to what measures these two will go to earn a win here..

-=(|Mike Allen grabs Logan again by his head and goes to smash him against the wall again but Logan elbows Allen in the mid section.. Logan then turns around gives Mike a kick to the gut, hooks him and drops him with a vicious DDT! Logan quickly flips him over and pins Mike Allen.. the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Allen.. Logan gets up and looks around.. he finds a metal trash can and grabs it.. As Allen starts to get up, Logan nails him with it.. sending him back down.. Logan nails him two more times before going for another pin.. the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out! Logan makes it to his feet and picks Allen back up he then takes him down the street to the fancy Italian restaurant.. Andrew Logan stops in front of the huge glass window and then takes a few steps back, and goes to throw Allen against it but Allen puts on the breaks and elbows Logan on the stomach.. Allen then turns around and takes down the big man with a clothesline! |)=-

G. Miller: Allen was getting his ass handed to him but he has finally managed to get some offense going..

Paco: Yeah.. let’s see if he can keep it going now..

-=(|Mike Allen gets up and then he walks over to Logan’s legs.. He then hooks them for a Boston crab, but instead he catapults him, sending him flying right at the glass window!! It shatters to pieces as Andrew Logan goes flying right through it.. you hear the people inside the restaurant screaming and running off… Mike Allen jumps inside just when two of the security guards of the restaurant rush at him… Mike Allen makes quick work of them, nailing one with a big boot to the face and then the other with a clothesline.. Allen then turns around and gets a wooden chair broken over his head!!! The camera zooms out and we see that he was get nailed by one busted open Andrew Logan! Andrew quickly goes for the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Allen.. Andrew Logan picks up Mike Allen but then gets a thumb to his eye, blinding him momentarily.. Allen grabs another wooden chair.. He then hooks Logan right over it for a Neckbreaker, and delivers it onto the wooden table, shattering it!|)=-

G. Miller: A Neckbreaker onto a chair! That one had to scramble Logan’s brains up!!

Paco: Yeah.. that’s a very dangerous move too… one that could paralyze a wrestler..

-=(|Mike Allen makes a pin now, probably his first of the night.. the ref counts.. one! Two! Kick out by Logan.. Allen brings Logan to his feet and then takes him over to the bar.. He throws him on top of it and then slides Logan across the bar.. bottles and glasses breaking over Logan’s face until they reach the end of the bar where Logan falls down hard on the floor… Mike Allen flips him over and makes another pin.. the ref counts.. one! Two! Kick out! Mike Allen brings Logan back up and then hooks him between his legs for a Powerbomb.. Mike Allen goes to pick him up but instead is Andrew Logan who delivers a back body drop, sending Allen flying high in the air and landing hard on a table.. shattering it to pieces! Andrew Logan leans against the bar.. trying to catch a breather.. he wipes the blood off of his face and then looks over to Allen who is trying to get up.. Logan grabs a beer and then takes a long sip out of it.. He then walks over to Allen and breaks the bottle over his head! Allen drops down again and Andrew Logan flips him over. And makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out! |)=-

G. Miller: and this match up has turned into a Bar Brawl!!

Paco: I just love me some bar brawls!!

-=(|Andrew Logan gets up and he then picks Allen back up.. he then walks over to the entrance of the restaurant.. He sees another large glass window.. and thinks.. “revenge” He stands in front of it and then hooks Mike Allen for a belly to belly suplex.. He delivers an over the head one, sending Mike Allen flying through the glass window!! “OH!” is heard from the inside of the Arco arena.. where the fans are enjoying the brutal match.. the manager of the restaurant starts yelling at Logan and smiles and then tries to walk away but the guy won’t shut up.. so Logan turns back around and bitch slaps the manager.. knocking him down and out.. Logan exits the restaurant.. and to his surprise he sees that Allen is gone.. He looks right and left and sees nothing.. He looks over to the antique store and sees that the door has been busted open.. he walks over there.. Before going inside Logan looks around and grabs one of the “public” black metal trash cans… |)=-

G. Miller: I think Mike Allen is now playing games with Logan..

Paco: Yeah.. that good old “hide and go seek” game..

-=(|Andrew Logan goes inside and then looks around.. you see all kinds of items.. from old Japanese flower bases.. about 4 feet tall each.. The are some wooden chairs.. rocking chairs.. a shit load of frames and old pictures… a bunch of tall glass display cases with weapons and jewelry and the likes.. Andrew Logan drops the trash can and then grabs a metal baseball bat.. signed by “the babe” himself.. He keeps looking around.. but finds nothing.. He turns around and he is surprised by one of the Japanese flower bases, that is headed towards him! Logan is able to duck it though and you see it crash against the wall.. Logan says.. “that was close.” He turns around and he gets nailed with a second flower base, this one nailing him right on his face, and breaking on impact! Logan drops like a sack of bricks and Mike Allen appears from the shadows.. He quickly makes a pin and the ref comes inside to make the count. One! Two! Kick out! Mike Allen gets up and he picks up Andrew Logan.. He then lifts him with a bear hug and then slams him against one of the glass displays shelves!! Allen is about to do it again but Logan nails him with a bear hug causing him to let go.. Logan now quickly applies a bear hug to Mike Allen and returns the favor, slamming him against another glass display case!! |)=-

G. Miller: Paco.. how much money do you think this match is costing ODJ?

Paco: I shudder to think it vato loco.. but I’m sure it has already reached the mark of “ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!” [puts pinky finger in mouth..]

-=(|Andrew Logan then heads for another case and slams Allen against another case.. Logan lets Allen go and he drops to one knee.. Logan brings him back up and gets surprised with an European uppercut! Logan stumbles backwards and Allen lifts him up and holds him on his shoulder.. He walks out of the store with Logan still on his shoulder.. he then heads for the parking lot.. and then starts to run wit Logan and then slams him on the hood of a car! Allen then jumps on the top of the car.. he then stands there and then delivers an elbow drop on Logan! Both men roll off the car and fall down to the ground.. Allen quickly makes a pin on Logan and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out! Mike Allen picks Andrew Logan back up and then he walks over to Ford F-150 truck.. He then scoops up Logan for a body slam but Logan wiggles free and falls behind Mike Allen.. Logan quickly applies a Full Nelson, lifts him and drops him on the bed of the truck with a full nelson slam! |)=-

G. Miller: Nice move there by Andrew Logan.. I honestly though that Mike Allen was going for the kill.. but Logan still has fight left in him!

Paco: Yeah.. I don’t think there are two more evenly matched up wrestlers in the ICWF right now.. Damn.. was that a wrestling remark? Damn.. I must be drunk already..

-=(|Logan hops inside the bed of the truck and makes a pin.. the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Allen.. Andrew Logan picks him back up and then hooks him for a suplex.. Andrew Logan lifts him and delivers the suplex onto the concrete floor!!! “Oh is heard from the crowd as a couple of disturbing thuds are heard as the two huge bodies hit the ground hard.. The ref looks down at both men, who are not moving a muscle.. He then decides to start the 10 count.. He gets to about five and then Mike Allen starts to get up.. He checks the back of his head and sees blood on his hands.. He looks over at Logan who is staring to get up too and brings him to his feet.. He gives him the middle finger and then lifts him on his shoulders for a reverse DVD! Allen goes to deliver it, but Logan some how lands on his feet! Allen falls hard, not having Logan to serve as cushion.. Logan brings him to his feet right away and he then throws him across his shoulders, applying a torture rack!! The ref asks Allen if he gives up.. Allen says “NO!” and then Logan goes for a reverse DVD himself! He connects with it!! Logan flips Allen over and makes the pin.. the ref counts.. One! Two! Three!! Bell rings! Back at the arena..|)=-

Mimi V.: Ladies and Gentlemen.. Here is your winner… and STILL… The Television Champion… ANDREW LOGAN!!!

-=(|The crowd gives a mix reaction.. but the cheers are starting to take over the boos it seems.. |)=-

G. Miller: What a brutal match between these two behemoths!! It was dead even until the end.. but once again.. Andrew Logan defeats Mike Allen.. a great win for him who is still trying to work out some of his demons..

Paco: Well he’s doing just that Miller.. I mean he’s defending his Television title successfully.. If you ask me.. I think he’s ready to move up to the next level..

G. Miller: He just might be Paco.. He just might be..

Paco: Well lets change subjects.. where in the hell is Jones!?!

G. Miller: I honestly don’t know.. but I know where the guy that attacked him is! Apparently he is at it again! Let’s go backstage!!

-=(|The camera switches to the backstage area where we see Jason Chase beating up on someone with a tire iron! After what seems for ever.. He stops.. he then picks up the man and throws him on the trunk of a car nearby.. He shuts it and then gets inside of it.. he starts the car up, puts it on reverse and then steps on the pedal! The tires spin on place before the car taking off and crashing against the wall, totally crushing the back of the car where whoever that person Chase was beating up was!! A bunch of officials rush out to try to help the person.. Chase gets out of the car.. a big wobbly.. he walks away from the car but then about 8 police officers grab him and take him down to the ground.. Chase tries to fight but to no avail.. they handcuff him and take him away as the camera focuses on the ICWF crew trying to get the person out of the crew.. one of them manages to see the person’s face.. “holy shit its Lil Joker!” Scene fades to black..|)=-

G. Miller: What!? That was Lil Joker Chase was attacking!! Oh my God that was brutal!!

Paco: F’k yeah it was! Can we get a replay of it!!

G. Miller: no don’t show it again! Geez! We might have another murder attempt on our hands!!

Paco: We might? We do! He tried to kill him.. for no apparent reason!!

G. Miller: Yeah good point.. what kind of implications will this have on the Lightweight Title match now?

Jones: Hell if I know..

G. Miller: Jones! Hey buddy! How you feeling?

Paco: oh dude.. Thank God you’re back..

Jones: I feel like I just got my ass kicked.. that’s how I feel.. I’m just as upset as Chase is about TLS dying.. but come on! I’m not going crazy and kicking people’s asses! I mean he nearly killed Joker out there! Yeah.. way to make things worst.. your friend gets murdered so why not go out there and murder someone yourself..

G. Miller: I agree with you Jones..

Paco: Yeah me too bud… and let me just say.. I’m sorry..

Jones: Yeah me too man.. me too.. let’s just get on with the show…

G. Miller: Yeah that might help us all get through this.. Ladies and Gentlemen.. Up next is a match up that I’m sure all the fans really want to see.. NOT..

Paco: Haha.. good one Miller.. you are a riot.. you are hilarious you are simply.. a fricken moron!

Jones: Harsh Paco.. But I agree Miller.. the fans hate the FTF.. they say.. “F the FTF” so seeing a match between the two fractions of the FTF I’m sure is not appealing to them at all.. But for those of you who are FTF fans for whatever sick reason.. let me just break down how this match came about.. its quite simple.. a few days ago we had a 4 team Insane Rumble match with the winner earning its tag team a shot at the titles.. well Brett Archer won that Insane Rumble for his team.. so the Lightside Assassins earn that title shot against his stablemates.. Now there is a huge question mark here.. The match is a “FTF” rules match.. but neither team has said what exactly those rules are..

G. Miller: Well I guess there is only one way to find out? Mimi.. the mic is all yours…

-=(|The camera switches over to the ring and all of the sudden, one of the cages hanging from the rafters.. yes there is more than one.. starts to come down.. It’s a hell in a cell cage.. It falls into place and then Mimi Vega stands up and speaks.. |)=-

Mimi V.: Ladies and Gentlemen the following is a “FTF Rules” match for the Tag Hardcore Championship Titles!!

-=(|The crowd boos loudly and then “F**k the Fanz” By Cypress Hill begins to play.. you see all 4 members of the FTF make their way to the ring… |)=-

Mimi V.: Introducing first.. at a combined weight of 500 pounds… here are the challengers.. Silvio Syn and Brett Archer.. The Light Side Assassins!!! And their opponents.. at a combined weight 557… Here are the current Tag Hardcore Champions of the world… Titan 3 and Killa KaliThe Dark Side Assassins!!!

-=(|All members but Titan 3 get inside the ring.. You see Brett Archer very banged up… his ribs are heavily taped as well as his shoulders and neck.. Titan 3 walks up to Mimi and takes her mic.. He then speaks.. |)=-

G. Miller: What is this about?

Paco: I don’t know.. but did you guys see Archer? He’s in bad shape..

E. Jones: Well that match he was involved in was very hardcore.. and unfortunately for him, he got the worst of it.

Titan 3: Everyone out there right now it’s wondering just one thing.. What in the hell is an “FTF Rules” Match.. Well I’m about to tell you.. an FTF Rules match is just that.. a “F**k the Fanz Rules Match.. HIT IT!”

-=(|you see four small explosions at the top of the cage and you see 4 curtains come down, covering the cell up! Titan 3 speaks again.. |)=-

Titan 3: As you can see.. actually.. you can’t! and that’s the whole point.. you fans don’t deserve to see such athletes fighting it out.. You don’t deserve to see this match up because we are simply too good for you all..

-=(|The fans boo loudly as Titan 3 laughs and then gives them all the bird.. he then goes inside the cage and the door is closed behind him.. the fans continue to boo.. but luckily there are camera man inside the cage.. so at least the fans will be able to watch it from the Insane-A-Tron and the huge monitors located around the arena.. |)=-

Miller: Boy those guys are really pushing it aren’t they? How dare they cover up the ring so we don’t see the match!?!

Paco: Well, we can still see it in our monitors..

E. Jones: but it’s not the same Paco.. man.. F.. the FTF..

-=(|Inside the ring we see both teams set to go.. Titan 3 starts things off for his team and Silvio Syn starts the match up for his.. They shake hands and then lock up.. Titan 3 quickly applies a headlock but Syn easily gets out of it by wrapping his arms around Titan 3, lifting him and dropping him with a side suplex! Syn jumps up to his feet and then begins to stomp on the World Champion.. Syn then picks Titan 3 back up and whips him to the ropes.. Titan 3 bounces off and Syn nails him with a clothesline! Titan 3 goes down and Syn bounces himself off of the ropes and then drops the elbow to the heart of Titan 3. Syn makes it to his feet and picks up Titan 3.. he makes the tag to a banged up Brett Archer.. he comes in and together they whip the world champion.. he bounces off and they give him a double kick to the gut.. then they hook him and drop him with a double DDT! Archer flips Titan 3 and makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out!|)=-

G. Miller: Well the Lightside is dominating the Darkside in the early going…

Paco: Yeah.. but I’m sure Darth Vader and the Darkside will find a way to defeat Luke and the order of Jedi’s..

E. Jones: What in the hell are you talking about?

-=(|Archer brings Titan 3 to his feet and the hooks him for a suplex.. He gets him up, no, Titan 3 blocks it and it’s him that delivers the suplex.. Titan 3 quickly goes to his corner and makes the tag to Killa Kali.. Killa Kali comes in and he picks up Archer and whips him to the ropes.. Archer bounces off and Kali goes for a back body drop.. Archer stops dead on his tracks though and gives Kali a swift kick to the chest! Kali comes up and Archer then nails him with a running forearm.. taking the champ down.. Archer then quickly makes the tag to Syn.. Syn comes in and they pick up Killa Kali and whip him to the ropes.. Kali bounces off and Syn with Archer go for a double clothesline! Kali ducks it though, bounces off the other side.. and as the Lightside turns around.. Kali runs them both over with a clothesline! Kali quickly picks up Archer and tosses him to the outside.. He then picks up Syn, hooks him and drops him with a Russian Leg Sweep! Kali makes the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out! You hear the crowd starting a chant of.. “This is bull-shit! This is bull-shit!!” |)=-

G. Miller: Well the fans are obviously not happy with the curtains blocking their view of their match..

Paco: [in deep voice..] Miller… Miller.. You are a Ho-mo!!

E. Jones: Hahaha.. good one Darth Paco..

-=(|Kali picks up Syn and then gives him a kick to the gut.. Syn folds in pain and Kali bounces off the ropes and then delivers a swinging Neckbreaker! Kali walks over to Titan 3 and makes the tag.. Titan 3 comes in and he picks up Syn and holds him on his shoulders.. Killa Kali goes to the top and then jumps off, and delivers a Missile drop kick! Syn flips in mid air and lands hard on his neck as Titan 3 quickly makes the pin… the ref counts.. one! Two! Kick out by Syn! Titan 3 picks him back up and then gives him a kick to the gut.. He then hooks him between his legs.. Titan 3 lifts him up and walks over to the corner and then delivers a Powerbomb.. causing Syn’s head to bounce off the bottom turnbuckle.. Titan 3 drags Syn to the middle of the ring and then makes the pin.. One! Two! Kick out says the ref.. Titan 3 sits Syn up and applies a headlock.. Archer cheers Syn on while the fans start up a new chance.. “F the FTF! F the FTF!” |)=-

G. Miller: It looks like The Darkside is now dominating.. but guys.. have you notice that this match is a regular match? No hardcore style.. no gimmicks?

Paco: Yeah.. which I think totally sucks!

E. Jones: Well these 4 guys don’t want to seriously injure each other.. I mean look at Archer.. he’s already hurting big time!

-=(|Syn makes it to his feet but Titan 3 still has the hold on.. Syn elbows Titan 3 once in the mid section.. twice.. trice and Syn is free.. He goes to the ropes but Titan 3 catches him with a sleeper hold! Syn gets out of it right away with a jawbreaker! Syn gets up and as Titan 3 stumbles backwards.. Syn charges at him and then whips him to the ropes… Titan 3 bounces off and Syn catches him and drops him with a Spinning Spinebuster! Syn doesn’t go for the pin instead he crawls over to his corner and makes the tag to Archer! Archer comes and he pins Titan 3.. the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Titan 3.. Archer picks him up and whips him to the ropes.. Titan 3 bounces off and Archer catches him and drops him with a Powerslam! He hooks the leg for the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Titan 3! Archer picks Titan 3 back up and whips him to the ropes.. Titan 3 bounces off and Archer goes for a clothesline but Titan 3 ducks it and bounces off the other side, tagging Titan 3 in the process.. Archer turns around and this time he does catch Titan 3 with the clothesline.. but then from behind comes Killa Kali who delivers a Super kick to the back of his head! |)=-

G. Miller: Oh that one had to scrambled his brains!

Paco: Yeah.. if it didn’t detach his head from his neck first..

E. Jones: Yeah.. Killa Kali has one of the meanest super kicks in the e-wrestling world..

-=(|Killa Kali picks up Archer and along with Titan 3 they grab him by his neck! They lift him for a double Chokeslam and Chokeslam him to the outside!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd watching on the big screens and Insane-A-Tron! Titan 3 and Kali look down at Archer who is folding over in pain.. they turn around and are surprised by Syn who drops both with a clothesline! Syn appears pissed off.. He picks up Titan 3, gives him a kick to the gut, hooks him and plants him on the ground with a DDT! He jumps to his feet and so does Kali.. Kali goes for a kick to the mid section but Syn catches it.. He spins Killa Kali around, pulls back on his head, hooks him for a reverse DDT but delivers a reverse suplex instead, dropping Kali on top of Titan 3! Syn then rolls to the outside and checks on Archer.. Archer tells him he’s fine.. Syn slides back inside the ring.. the ref tells him to get out but he doesn’t.. he picks Titan 3 up and then whips him to the corner.. Titan 3 hits chest first.. Syn quickly goes to the corner and jumps on the top.. He then pushes Titan 3 off the corner.. Titan 3 stumbles backwards and Syn jumps off and gets Titan 3 down with a Blockbuster! Syn gets up and then trash talks Titan 3 before turning around and walking into Killa Kali who grabs him by his neck with both hands, lifts him and drops him with a Baldo Bomb!! |)=-

G. Miller: Silvio Syn was cleaning house up to that point.. obviously upset about those two Chokeslamming Archer to the outside..

Paco: Yeah.. he sure didn’t like that.. and had both Darkside Assassins members back paddling.

E. Jones: Yeah.. but we have failed to talk about how evenly match these two teams are.. It’s no surprised they have decided to be in the same stable..

-=(|Killa Kali goes for the pin but he is then pulled out to the outside but Archer.. Kali falls to the floor but then comes up to his feet.. Archer nails him with a hard right hand and then he lifts him up, over his head with a gorilla press! He walks over to the steel steps and then drops Killa Kali face first onto them!! Kali rolls over on the floor, holding his face while Archer holds his ribs in pain.. He picks Killa Kali back up and then tosses him inside the ring.. He goes in himself and then pins Killa Kali! The ref counts.. One! Two! And Titan 3 makes the save! Titan 3 brings Archer but he then gets nailed from behind by Syn.. Syn turns him around, lifts him up and then drops backwards, hanging Titan 3 by his neck on the top rope! Archer then quickly gets.. holds his ribs in pain but then picks up Killa Kali.. He then lifts him with another gorilla press! He holds him but then he lets him go, as he falls down to the mat himself, the pain on his ribs was too much.. |)=-

G. Miller: Archer is in some serious trouble gentlemen!

Paco: He sure is.. He needs to tag in Syn who appears to be the stronger wheel of his team..

E. Jones: yeah.. but it’s going to be hard.. specially now with the match so out of control!

-=(|Killa Kali gets up and then he picks up Archer and takes him to the corner.. Killa is about to set him on the top but then Syn nails him from behind.. Syn then turns him around, lifts him for a body slam and holds him on his shoulder.. He then turns around and there is Titan 3 to nail him with a big boot to the face! Syn drops to the mat and Titan 3 quickly grabs him and tosses him to the outside.. Syn hits hard, ramming his head against the metal guard rail! Titan 3 grabs Archer as Killa Kali goes to the corner.. Titan 3 whips him to the ropes.. but Archer reverses it.. Titan 3 bounces off and Archer catches him and drops him with a big boss man slam! Archer pins Titan 3 but he’s not the legal man.. he gets up and Killa Kali tries to surprise him with a right hand but Archer blocks it and then hooks Kali for a suplex.. He tries to lift him.. no.. Killa Kali nails him with a shot to the ribs.. another.. one more.. The hold is broken and Kali whips Archer to the ropes.. Archer bounces of and Kali drops down so Archer goes over him and bounces off the other side.. Titan 3 then comes out of no where and catches Archer with a Tilt-A-Whirl that he turns into a backbreaker! Killa Kali jumps on the top turnbuckle and then quickly jumps off and connects with a flying elbow right to the injured ribs of Archer! Kali hooks the leg for the pin and the ref counts! One! Two! Three!! Bell rings.. |)=-

Mimi V.: Here are your winners… and STILL!! The Tag Team Champions… The DARKSIDE ASSASSINS!!!

G. Miller: Well the dark rules over the light side as Titan 3 and Killa Kali finish Archer off with the..

Paco: YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F**K OUT!!

E. Jones: What kind of name is that for a finisher anyway? Geez..

G. Miller: well.. regardless of what it’s called.. it’s a killer combination.. and oh look.. the cell is being raised.. oh sure.. now pick up the thing.. like the fans really cared now..

Paco: the fans hated the FTF.. now they despise them..

E. Jones: Yeah.. they were booing and chanting all kinds of obscenities at the FTF..

G. Miller: and as well as they should.. I don’t even want to talk about these guys anymore.. let’s just talk about the next match up..