-=(|The banner fades away and then the sounds of fans cheering is heard as the scene comes on outside of the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan where tonight.. the third ever Extreme Measures Pay per view is being held! The lights of the dome shine brightly as then the camera comes down to eye level.. We see a man wearing a black hood, cloak, long sleeved shirt, pants, gloves, and boots. We can see him hold out his hands as two dummies are hanging from two trees. One looks like PIC, the other like DeMarko Frost. The masked man laughs as he outstretches his hands and fire shoots out of his fingertips. He turns to the camera...|)=-
Man: Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law...Hangman's a coming to serve some quick justice in ICWF and you don't have very long...Sinners beware The Hangman is here!
-=(|The scene fades out momentarily and then it comes back inside the dome, where fireworks go off all over the place letting the fans in attendance know that the show is ready to get started.. After the great light display.. Mimi Vega along with a famous Japanese Singer get inside the ring and both sing their National Anthems.. Mimi goes first followed by the Japanese singer.. As she hits the last note.. the crowd goes wild again.. The camera does the run around and then finally settles down in front of our announcing crew for the night..|)=-
Jones: Welcome everyone to Tokyo, Japan, welcome everyone to Extreme Measures Three! I’ll be your host for tonight, Edward Jones, and along side with me is the man, the myth, the drunken legend, Paco Perez!!
Paco : What’s up my gente, and my new Japanese people!! The ICWF has gone global on your asses again and this time, for the first time ever, we are in Japan, home to where some of the most craziest hardcore and “extreme” matches ever have taken place!! That’s why my gente, the ICWF has decided to invade Japan, to show them, how extreme the ICWF can be! We have some crazy ass matches here tonight Jones!!
Jones: We sure do, nine action packed matches to be exact! But ladies and gentlemen , it’s not just us two here tonight, oh no, tonight, we have the lovely… the amazing, the extremely beautiful, the…
Paco : sometimes bitch!
Jones: Paco! The “wrestling professor” of the ICWF, Miss. Brandy Powers!! Welcome Brandy!
Brandy: Thank you Jones for that amazing introduction, you are a sweet heart… and Paco, glad to see you too.. Hey, have you gotten your green card renovated yet?
Paco : Shut up.. Hey before we go any further, what do you make of what we just saw?
Brandy: I don’t know, but the hang man reminds me a lot of the Hook Man.. remember that guy? From all of those “I Know What you did Last Summer” movies?
Jones: Yeah, I know who you are talking about.. Yeah, it’s pretty creepy… and what’s even more creepier is the two guys he is after, Frost and PIC, what’s up with that?
Paco : Hmmm, I don’t know.. maybe he’s after PIC and the Frost!!
Brandy: Wow, aren’t you a bright little old fart?
Paco : Brandy, I swear, if you don’t shut up, I’m going to break this tequila bottle over your head!
Brandy: You don’t have the guts, besides, it’s still full… no way your drunk behind would waste liquor like that.
Jones: Well folks it looks like these two are already going at it… we might even see a tenth match! And speaking of matches, wrestling matches are what tonight’s Pay per view are all about.. but unlike any other Pay per view, all of our matches are gimmick matches… and we are not talking about kiss my foot matches, we’re talking about flag on poles matches, or even bra and panties matches…
Paco : Damn it!
Brandy: Too bad for you!
Jones: No, we’re talking about extreme gimmick matches… We have a Psychopathic Flaming Hell in a Cell match, we have a Devil’s leash match, we have a human sacrifice match, we have a Extreme Casket handicap match.. and many more including our huge main event.. the fall from Heaven to Hell match!!
Paco : Those names are pretty crazy, but even crazier, are the matches themselves.. I mean just look above the ring Miller, that’s three.. THREE different type of cages hanging up there, there is also that platform made of scaffold.. and that’s just where the matches are going to be held on, we have yet to see all the toys these wrestlers are going to play with… I gotta tell you guys, I think this year’s Extreme Measures will top off last year’s.. and that’s saying a lot!
Brandy: It sure is because to this day, Extreme Measures II has been label as ICWF’s greatest pay per view of all time… So if this one can top it off, that lets you know the level of competition the ICWF has, and the level of greatness these wrestlers have achieved…
Jones: I guess is safe to say that the competition doesn’t have anything on us.. but hey fans, don’t take our word for it.. Watch it yourselves!! Now, on top of all of these crazy matches, we can’t forget the reasons why we are having these matches.. There are a lot of heated feuds going into this Pay per view!
Paco : There sure are Jones and that makes the Pay per view even greater.. Because to me, Pay per views are where all feuds culminate.. Where they all come to an end.. and where some, are even started!
Brandy: Yeah, we might see some feuds end tonight, but others, might continue Paco… But I do agree with you… tonight, is all about fighting.. The time for talking is over, it’s time to put up or shut up.. It’s time gentlemen, it’s time!
Jones: Very well said Brandy and on that note, we will get our first match started!!
Paco : Alright, let me break open the first bottle of Tequila.. of course, by first I mean fifth, cuz I had about 2 on the way here, and one on our pre-show and then one right before the show started.. wooo… I’m awesome!
Brandy: An awesome drunk.
Jones: The first match of the night is also the first title match of the night!!
Paco : Is it the Fall from Heaven to Hell Match!? Yes! Woohoo!!
Brandy: Do you ever pay attention? That’s our main event “tiny.”
Jones: Yeah Paco, actually up next is the Devil’s leash match for the vacant European title..
Paco : “tiny?” The hell you mean tiny woman?! You’ve never seen my “Assassin” Antonio Banderas! You’ve never seen my “Andy ‘Shot Gun’ Garcia” You have never seen my “drum, drum, drum” Tito Puente!!
Brandy: Exactly, I have NEVER seen it.. thing is too small!
Jones: oooh.. double burn! Brandy, why don’t you tell us about this BIG match up?
Paco : very funny both of ya, Hahaha.. Don’t make me whip it out! Because I will! You don’t want to see my Long John Leguizamo!
Brandy: Whatever.. Anyway Jones… This match got set up partially at Bad Blood Four, when Kurt Fury made an amazing debut in the Rookie Challenge match, which he won, pinning four wrestlers in one night, almost one right after the other… An opponent had to be found for him, and our beloved VP was in the process of doing that when Mike Allen burst through the door of his office, and started to make threats and forcing the VP to put him against Kurt Fury.. Now granted, Mike Allen has done great since his return to the ICWF, and definitely deserves the shot, many believe that he still should have earned it.. Nevertheless, the match was made, and both wrestlers quickly introduced each other, Fury went first, viciously attacking Allen and nearly killing him after backing a car through a wall, while Mike Allen was inside the trunk! Fury didn’t get the job done though, and the week after that, Mike Allen came back and got his revenge, attacking Fury viciously and making this match in the process.. One, that Kurt Fury accepted once he regained consciousness… So here we are… ready for the first title match of the night… Will the seasoned veteran tame this young lion? Or will the rookie sensation show Allen that he might be hardcore enough, but not enough to call himself champion?
Jones: Well Mike Allen has been a champion before in the ICWF, just never European Champion.. and Kurt Fury, well, he’s been on fire every since joining the ICWF.. So fans if you’re ready, we’re ready… Lets go to Joey!
Paco : I’m always ready.. remember that Brandy…
Brandy: What? You can’t handle this old man, I’m not made out of alcohol…
-=(|We get an aerial shot of the ring, and we see that the fans have been moved back, and a river of hot burning coal surrounds the “apron-less” ring. The apron being removed to prevent it from catching on fire.. The ropes have been adorned with the ever deadly barbwire and the ref, holds in his hand the barbwire collars attached by a long barb-wired chain. Joey, from ringside speaks… |)=-
Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen it’s time for the first match of the night, and the following is a "Devil's Leash" Match for the vacant European Championship!!! The rules for this one are as follows, both wrestlers must wear the collars the referee is holding, which is attached by a barb-wired chain. There are no rules in this match up, the only way to win is by pinning your opponent on the hot, burning coal on the outside! Now ladies and gentlemen, let us meet the participants!!
-=(|The crowd stands up as “Dirty Deeds Done Cheap” by AC\DC starts to blast over the speakers and Kurt Fury walks out to the top of the ramp with his famous Singapore cane and Jo-Ann right behind him. |)=-
Joey Styles: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Jo-Ann Fury… From Houston, Texas… He stands at six feet tall and weights in at two hundred and thirty five pounds… Ladies and gentlemen.. here is… Kurt Fury!!!
-=(|He walks down to the ring and then up the steel steps.. He stands on the outer part of the ropes and raises the Singapore cane high in the air. He steps through the ropes, getting inside the ring as Jo-Ann watches from a distance. He paces around and then "Dragon's Child" starts to play throughout the arena. As the guitar begins to pick up after about a dozen seconds Allen steps onto the ramp, after taking a few steps he stops for a moment, raises his right hand, fist clenched. With that a burst of fireworks blast on the ramp off to his sides in blue and gold colors. After this "barrage," Allen makes his way towards then ring with a confident focus for his demeanor. |)=-
Joey Styles: and his opponent, making his way to the ring from New York City, New York… He stands at six feet four inches tall and weights in at two hundred and forty six pounds… Ladies and Gentlemen, here is… “Top Gun” Mike Allen!!!
-=(|As he takes to the steps starts to look at the crowd, a quick few satisfied nods starts Allen's entrance into the ring through the ropes. Allen hops onto the nearest turnbuckle, points both thumbs towards his chest with a self gratifying comment or two. He then comes down and walks over to the middle of the ring… Kurt Fury does the same and the ref gives them instructions before placing the collars on both men.. He then checks them, and then signals, calling for the bell… it rings and the match is set to go…|)=-
Jones: Well here we go, this one is set to go and right away we have to mention that, because of the chain these two men are attached by, they are limited on the number of things they can do in the ring…
Paco : yeah exactly.. Can’t throw your opponent to far because he is going to take you with him!
Brandy: That’s what makes this match so dangerous, one of these guys can easily snap their necks, or even worst, hang themselves.
-=(|Both men start to circle each other.. Allen then quickly grabs the chain and pulls it, forcing Fury to come close to him and Allen nails him with a right hand, another, one more, Fury is rocking and Allen quickly takes a few steps back, putting the chain across his arm and then clotheslining Fury with it! Fury rolls around the floor holding his neck in pain as Allen checks his arm, which was punctured by the barbwire.. Still, he picks up Fury and whips him towards the barbwire ropes.. Fury reverses it though, pulling Allen back in, hooking him and dropping him with a belly to belly suplex! Fury gets right back up, putting the chain across Allen’s neck before delivering a leg drop onto it! Allen jumps around on the rope, holding his neck as Fury limps around, holding the back of his leg in pain.. He walks over to Allen and brings him towards his feet… he then whips him towards the corner where Allen hits hard.. Fury then charges at him but Allen puts his boot up, nailing him right on the kisser and backing him up.. Allen then grabs the chain with both hands, and clotheslines Fury with it again! |)=-
Jones: These two didn’t waste any time, they are using the barbwire right off the bat!
Paco : Hell yeah they are, and I don’t mind, hell, to me, they are not using it enough!!
Brandy: Yeah, maybe they should bring it over here and wrap it around your face!
-=(|Allen brings Fury back up and whips him towards the ropes, Fury bounces off and right away drops to his knees, holding his back in pain as the barbwire has ripped through his skin! Allen walks over and nails him with a big kick to the face.. dropping him down to the mat.. Allen stomps on him a few times before bringing him back up… and then lifting him for a suplex, he gets him up, but instead of dropping him backwards, he drops him forwards, right onto the barbwire ropes!! Fury screams in pain and tries to push off the ropes but can’t.. Allen starts to nail him with a flurry of forearm shots to the back and then nails him with a knee lift to the face, causing Fury to fall to the outside, but missing the coals.. That causes Allen though to stumble forward as the chain pulls him! He puts his hands on the ropes though, to avoid hitting them.. Fury on the outside starts to get up as Allen goes out of the ring under the top rope.. As he stands on the apron, he jumps off, and nails Fury with a double axe handle smash! |)=-
Jones: and it’s been all Mike Allen so far guys.. Kurt Fury seems to be overwhelmed by him!!!
Paco : Yeah, the season veteran Mike Allen is taking him to school.. The school of hard knocks!
Brandy: Yeah, Fury was on fire up until he lost to the other Allen, Josh, last week… It seems as if he’s having a hard time bouncing back from that.
-=(|Allen looks at the hot burning coal and then back at Fury who is struggling to get up.. He helps him up and then hooks him between his legs, right in front of the coal! He tells the crowd is over as he brings him up for a power-bomb! No, Fury breaks free as Allen was turning him around and lands on his feet! Fury begins to nail Allen with a series of right hands, backing him up to the guard rail.. Fury then whips him towards the other side and Allen hits hard.. He comes stumbling and Fury delivers a back body drop, almost dropping Allen onto the hot burning coal! He catches his breath before bringing Mike Allen back up and then hooking him between his legs.. Fury tries to get him up but Allen blocks it and then lifts Fury up for a back body drop! He hangs on to Fury’s legs though, and instead, slams him forward with an Alabama slam! Allen gets to his feet and he tells the crowd is over.. he picks up Fury, hooks him with a gut-wrench, lifts him and drops him with power-bomb onto the hot burning coal!! Furry rolls around as the coal burns his flesh, and manages to roll off the coal.. but the damage has been done! Allen makes the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out!! |)=-
Jones: Fury kicked out! He kicked out even after he was power-bombed onto the hot burning coal! Now that’s unbelievable!!
Paco : It sure is, I mean the impact alone of the power-bomb should have knocked him out.. but he managed to roll off the burning coals…
Brandy: Well I think it was pure instinct.. He knew he was going to get power-bomb onto the coal.. His instinct after getting dropped told him to roll out of the way.. that, and his burning flesh..
-=(|Mike Allen picks up Fury and tosses him inside the ring.. Fury slides all the way to the other end, causing the chain to yank Mike Allen forward, and having him slam his face against the steel post! Mike Allen shakes his head and then gets inside the ring holding his forehead.. Fury stumbles to his feet and stands by the barb-wired ropes.. Allen gets up and then charges at Fury, but Fury drops down to the mat, pulling the top rope down, causing Allen to land hard on his back on the outside, on the coal! Allen quickly rolls off, and screams in pain as he feels his flesh burning.. Fury quickly gets up, so the chain doesn’t choke him.. He then stands by the ropes, holding the top rope.. He then jumps over it, and goes for a corkscrew splash, but Allen rolls out of the way and Fury hits nothing but barbwire chain and floor! Fury is in pain as the chain is piercing his body, and not letting go.. Allen quickly moves in, picking Fury up and then throwing him across his shoulders, applying a torture rack! Mike Allen looks around at the crowd and then tells them is over.. He then stands by the coals and delivers a reversed DVD!!! Fury lands hard on the coals, burning his face and chest area as well as his arms.. Allen gets his arms burnt as well but still he manages to flip Allen over on the coals and pins him for the painful, burning, one! Two! Three! Allen rolls off of Fury and the coal as the ref quickly rolls Fury off of them as well, and then calls for the bell. |)=-
Joey Styles: here is your winner via “The Long Way Down….” And the NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EUROPEAN CHAMPION!!! “THE TOP GUN” MIKE ALLEN!!!
-=(|The ref gets the title from the time keeper and then hands it over to Allen, who is checking the burn marks on his arms.. He looks at the title and raises it high in the air and the crowd cheers loudly.. Meanwhile, the ref along with EMTs help Kurt Fury who has been burnt very badly… |)=-
Jones: and the crafty veteran defeats the young rookie, making him pay big time for his attack earlier in the month!!
Paco : defeats him? The hell with that, he burnt him down to a crisp!! Hey is Fury French? Cuz if he is, we can refer to him as French Toast from now on! Hahaha!!
Brandy: You’re an idiot!!
Jones: You got to feel bad for the young Fury.. we hope he is able to recover from a match of this magnitude..
Paco: I think he can, all he needs to do is be like Jason Blood, and wear a mask! Hey what the hell is that thing?
Brandy: It looks like a Kubuki dancer has gotten in the ring to give Allen something!
Paco: The hell is a Kubuki dancer?
-=(|Mike Allen, who has gotten inside the ring to celebrate.. sees the creature and turns around only to get sprayed in the face by a fireball from the Kabuki dancer!! The dancer drops a smoke bomb, blinding everyone from what is going on in the ring.. When it clears up we no longer see the Kubuki dancer but the familiar form of... |)=-
Jones: IT'S JASON BLOOD!
Paco: Damn! I was just talking about him!
Paco: Speaking of the devil alright!
-=(|Jason grabs Mike and body lams him onto the mat and then leaps to the top rope and hits "The Blood Rain" on Allen! The Japanese crowd cheers for their ICWF hero, he bows to them and then looks down at Allen. He then leaves the ring and walks up the ramp shaking the fans hands. Allen glares at Blood as we cut back to the announcers.|)=-
Jones: Jason Blood just laid out our new European Champion?! But why!?!
Paco : Maybe he doesn’t like Europe?
Brandy: That has nothing to do with it! There has got to be another reason why…
Jones: Well we said it at the beginning of the show.. Feuds end at pay per views.. but feuds also begin at pay per views!! Maybe Blood wants to start one up with Mike Allen, for whatever reason!
Paco : Hey that’s a match I wouldn’t mind seeing at all!
Brandy: Both men like it hardcore like you do, of course you wouldn’t mind!
Paco : Actually, I like it EXTREME!! WOOOOO!
Brandy: Whatever
-=(|The scene all of the sudden switches to the back, in the boiler room of the Tokyo Dome. The room is completely dark but you can still tell that you are in this room currently. The cameraman walks around for a while until he sees a small light coming from the corner of the room. He slowly walks over to it just to see what is going on. As he gets closer, we can now make out that the shinning light is coming from candles that are lit around a dark figure, who is sitting Indian style. As the cameraman gets even closer we can finally make the figure out to be the returning wrestler known as Krayzie. He is sitting there seeming to be in meditation mode as he then notice the cameraman walking up on him. Krayzie looks up at the cameraman, as he suddenly stops in his footsteps. Krayzie then stands up as he has on a orange t-shirt, with the words “Test Me If U Wanna”, a black trench coat, black baggy jeans, and black & gray Timberland boots. He stares into the camera with a blank look before he finally speaks. |)=-
Krayzie: For years I have been in and out of this federation, hoping I can make a big name for myself. And time and time again, something is thrown in my way, causing to either be fired or quitting. After my last run in the ICWF, I thought to myself, maybe its just time for me to retire, but then again how will I survive. Ever since my last run here a lot of things have just went downhill for
me. I was kicked out of my house, leaving me to live out on the streets in the only thing I had left my truck. Suddenly that was stolen from me, causing me to have to walk every where I went. To some I know they don’t give a flying fuck about any of these things, but to me all it means is that, bit by bit, my life is being taken away from me. And then when I think about it, I have been in this fed for about 3 years, and once not once have I been giving a shot at any title. Some may say, well your not that deserving of one. And I agree but I know I’m not the only one who is tired of seeing the same people battle it out for some of the most prestigious titles that we have.
-=(|Krayzie steps over the candles and then begins to walk even closer to the cameraman. As he gets closer you can see that his eyes are bloodshot red.|)=-
Krayzie: I have tried, God knows I have, to make it on my own without fighting night in and night out. But you see, this is my life, I live for this shit. Me coming back to the ICWF, should be kind of like a new beginning. But I’m not into all that being reborn, having seen the light bullshit. You see as I am back my
only main goal is to survive. Make me enough money to survive, buy some food, get me a new ride, and buy a new house. Cause this living on the street crap is just not happening for me. As I look around, I see a few things have changed and some have stayed the same. And in my eyes that just means that everyone is just a victim to the massacre and mayhem, that will be striking someone soon. And it’s as soon as tonight, here at Extreme Measures Three.
-=(|As soon as Krayzie ends his statement, he lunges forward towards the cameraman. The camera drops and blacks out as the crowd is stun still to what they have just seen and heard. The scene switches back to our announcers.|)=-
Jones: Well how bizarre…
Paco : yeah, Krayzie has always been what his name states, crazy.. but I think he’s taking it up a notch here in his, uh, what fifth? Sixth return?
Brandy: Well from what I’ve heard, on his contract he has it written as his “last” return.. so it really doesn’t matter which return number this is.. all that matters is that this is his last… and by the look of things, he is a very desperate man, so maybe he will finally make this last run the best of his runs here in the ICWF.…
Jones: Very good points indeed Brandy, we’ll see what unfolds with Krayzie as the weeks go by…
Paco : Hell with weeks, he says it begins tonight!!
Jones: Good point… Well, right now folks, it’s time for the second match of the night.. and this one is… get ready Paco.. Is the “Psychopathic Flaming Hell in a Cell” match!
Paco : oh? OH? OH!!! OOOOH!!!? Dang, I made a mess out of my pants.. thanks a lot Jones!!
Brandy: You are sick and disgusting, not to mention, “quick.” Hahaha…
Jones: yeah “one minute man.” But anyway, why don’t you break down the history between these two Brandy?
Paco : hey I’m not a one minute man! I mean who lasts that long honestly?
Brandy: Sad, really, really sad… Well Jones it all started a few weeks back as Angel came out and created his new stable called: “The New Legends.” They came out and made a statement, and he, along with his members started to make a name for themselves and started to establish themselves perhaps, as indeed the new legends of wrestling.. Everything was going great until Angel started receiving these mysterious notes… and all had the quote… “At Bad Blood Four, a new legend will fall as an old legend rises again.” This had Angel rattled a bit as the speculations started flying.. Who was the legend making his return? Was it Dean? Accelerator? Johnny Hunter? Well at Bad Blood Four we found out, and to our surprise it was none of the above, but indeed Kylo! He came out and viciously attacked Angel and then left without saying a word.. A week later Kylo would explain the reasons for his actions, stating that Angel would never be a legend in the ICWF, he then went ahead and challenged Angel for a match here at Extreme Measures… Letting Angel pick the stipulations for the match.. Well Angel, furious with his former mentor, accepted the challenged, and made the match a “Psychotic Flaming Hell in a Cell” match, one that Kylo himself made famous! So it all has come down to tonight, a new legend, challenging an old legend, challenging him on his own turf, on his own type of match… Will the master prevail and show the apprentice that the apprentice never beats the master? Or will the apprentice prevail, and show the master that “the creator always gets out done by it’s creation?”
Jones: We will find out in a few seconds, back to Joey for this incredible match!!
Paco : This one is one of my all time favorites, its’ a classic one.. I hope you guys brought suntan lotion though, cuz that fire can get pretty hot! I have some if you want me to rub it all over your bootylicious body Brandy…
Brandy: Dream on Paco Pecker.
Paco : It’s Perez!
-=(|The camera switches over to the ring.. We see the barb-wired cage being lowered as Joey stands on the outside, looking on along with the crowd.. The cage is in place and then ICWF staff start to drop bags and bags of glass shards all over the floor between the ring and the cage… Others set up the exploding boards on each corner of the ring.. All staff get out once they are done, leaving one guy in, who pours gasoline all over the barb-wire ropes… He gets out and then waits on the outside as Joey finally gets the “go” signal. |)=-
Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen is time for the next bout of the night.. The following is a “Psychotic Flaming Hell in a Cell” match!!! The rules of this one are very simple, once you are in the ring, there is no escaping! In order to win, you must pin your opponent anywhere inside the cage.. Now, ladies and gentlemen, let’s me the participants!
-=(| The lights in the arena cut out as a voice over the loud speaker booms over the crowd. |)=-
-=(| A stream of blue and silver pyro erupts from under the Insane-a-Tron as “Not Falling” by Mudvayne follows the voice and Angel rises up from beneath the stage into the massive shower of sparks. As the pyro ends Angel makes his way to the ring with the crowd cheering loudly. |)=-
Joey Styles: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Seattle, Washington and being accompanied by Rebecca Masters… He stands at six feet one inches tall, and weights in at two hundred and one pounds.. Ladies and Gentlemen, here is… Angel!!!
-=(|He kisses Rebecca and then gets inside the cage, carefully stepping over the glass and then sliding under the bottom rope.. He stands up and then "El Distorto De Melodica" by Everclear hits the speakers as the fans immediately erupt in a chorus of boos. Kylo steps out onto the steel platform and looks around at the crowd with a smirk on his face before he raises his left fist in the air while pyro explodes around him. Kylo then confidently makes his way down the ramp, exchanging words with fans along the way. |)=-
Joey Styles: and his opponent, making his way to the ring from Detroit, Michigan and being accompanied by Jayson Premo… He stands at six feet six inches tall.. and weights in at two hundred and eighty pounds… Ladies and Gentlemen here is… Kylo!!!
-=(|Kylo looks at the cage from the outside and then gets inside of it.. Once in the ring he makes a quick lap before perching himself on the lower and middle ropes facing the ramp as he raises his left fist in the air again while pyro shoots up behind him. One ref outside locks the cage up and then the other fed signals to one of the ICWF staff.. almost right away the ropes catch on fire and Angel along with Kylo start to look around.. |)=-
Jones: and the ropes are burning, the cage is in place and this match is all set to go!!
Paco : Hell yeah! No pun intended.. Guys, let me just say that this match, this one right here, is going to be a “scorcher!” Hahaha, self high five!!
Brandy: Who writes your crap? Do you do it yourself? You have to.. good grief that was awful.
-=(|The bell rings and both men quickly launch at each other, Kylo, the bigger of the two quickly applies a headlock on Angel… Angel tries to get out but can’t and Kylo begins to pummel him with right hands on top of his head.. Kylo then lets him go and nails him with an elbow to the back of the head, causing Angel to drop to one knee.. Kylo takes a few steps back and then nails Angel with a running knee to the face, knocking him down to the mat. Kylo brings him back up and whips Angel towards the barbwire ropes.. Angel slides though, sliding under the bottom rope and landing on his feet on the outside.. He walks around the glass as a pissed off Kylo curses.. Angel slides back inside and Kylo right away begins to stomp him down.. He then brings him up, hooks him for a suplex, and delivers it, no, Angel falls behind Kylo and then rolls him up for the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Kylo! Both men jump to their feet, Kylo goes for a clothesline but Angel ducks it and then nails Kylo on the back of the head with a drop kick! |)=-
Jones: So far the different of size hasn’t been a factor in this match….
Paco : Well that’s because Kylo is having trouble keeping up with Angel.. which, I think is a factor in Angel’s favor..
Brandy: A good point from Paco? Oh my! I better right it down!
-=(|Kylo drops to one knee after the shot.. Angel quickly runs from behind him, jumps onto him and drops him with a bulldog! Angel flips him over and makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Kylo! Angel brings him back to his feet and whips him towards the flaming ropes.. Kylo manages to put on the breaks though, and then turns around.. Angel charges at him and goes for a spinning heel kick but Kylo blocks it, catching Angel and driving him to the mat in power-bomb fashion! Kylo then gets up and begins to stomp a mud hole on Angel! He then picks him up, hooks him for a body slam and delivers it.. Kylo stays in place and then delivers a leg drop.. he goes for a quick pin but Angel kicks out after two.. Kylo picks him back up and then whips him towards the flaming ropes, no, he pulls Angel back in, wrapping his arms around him and delivering a belly to belly suplex! Kylo gets right back up and brings Angel back to his feet, Angel can barely stand and Kylo whips him towards a corner.. Angel hits and right away the exploding board goes off, sending Angel flying towards the middle of the ring, with his back smoking! |)=-
Jones: and the first exploding board goes off and Angel is the victim!! It could be all over just like that gentlemen!!
Paco : C’mon Angel, I don’t like you but don’t quit yet! Let me enjoy this match a little more!
Brandy: I don’t know Paco, Angel got burnt pretty bad on that one…
-=(|Kylo smiles at the sight of Angel smoking.. He flips him over with one foot and then makes the nonchalant cover.. One! Two! Kick out by Angel… Kylo gets up and then pulls Angel up by his hair… he can barely stand up.. Kylo gives him a kick to the gut and hooks him under his arm, DDT!! Kylo again flips him over and makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out! Kylo gets up, a bit faster this time and a bit more upset.. He brings Angel to his feet and then whips him towards another corner! Angel somehow manages to reverse it, pulling Kylo in and dropping him with a toe hold. Both men get up, and Angel goes to kick Kylo.. Kylo blocks it though, catching Angel’s foot, but Angel turns it around right away, nailing him with an Enziguri kick! Kylo lands hard on his back and appears out.. Angel gets up and then walks over to Kylo’s legs.. He grabs them, hooking them under his arm.. He then drags Kylo to the middle of the ring before delivering a catapult, sending Kylo flying over the flaming ropes and landing hard on the crystal shards on the floor!!! |)=-
Jones: One flew over the cookoo’s nest! And that one was Kylo who just had to tore his whole back up with that fall!!
Paco : Did it anybody catch the hang time on Kylo? Good grief he flew!!
Brandy: and I think he got burnt on the way over to the floor, gentlemen that was one nasty fall!!
-=(|The camera shows a replay as the fans cheer loudly at the hardcore action.. Angel now walks over to the corner where the exploding board went off.. He removes it and then climbs the corner to the very top.. he sees Kylo still down, so he jumps off, and delivers a picture perfect frog-splash! He rolls off of Kylo, holding his arms in pain, and you see the shards of glass stuck to his arms… He brushes them off, leaving small bloody marks as he then goes over to Kylo and pins him! One! Two! Kick out by Kylo! Angel gets up and brushes the shards off of his legs and then picks up Kylo, you see his back, legs and even head covered in shards of glass! Angel slides him back inside the ring under the burning ropes… Angel then walks over to the corner where he jumped from earlier and then climbs on the apron, and then climbs a top of it.. He measures Kylo who is barely moving, laying flat on his back.. Angel jumps off, going for a guillotine leg drop but he misses as Kylo rolls out of the way! |)=-
Jones: and one to many aerial moves make Angel pay!
Paco : Yeah, he should have gone for some ground moves, worn down Kylo.. but got over confident and pay for it..
Brandy: Big time, and that gives Kylo a chance to get back into this match, and to please remove those things off of the back of his body.. it looks very disturbing!
-=(|Kylo makes it to his knees and shakes his head, trying to regain focus.. Angel is also getting up, but holding his leg in pain.. Kylo finally gets up and so does Angel, he limps his way over to Kylo but Kylo quickly nails him with a right hand, another, another, Angel is rocking and Kylo then nails him with a kick to the mid section…Angel doubles over and Kylo quickly hooks him by both of his arms, lifts him up and then drops him with a double under-hook back-breaker! Kylo makes the pin right away, one! Two! Kick out by Angel.. Kylo gets up and brings Angel to his feet he then whips him towards the ropes, Angel reverses it, Kylo reverses it himself and Angel finally bounces off the burning barbwire ropes!! Angel drops to his knees in pain but Kylo doesn’t give him a break, bringing him back up and then whipping him towards the corner, Angel hits, triggering another exploding board!! Again he goes flying towards the middle of the ring, back smoking! Kylo smiles, sensing it could be all over.. he flips Angel and makes the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out!! Kylo can’t believe it and the crowd cheers loudly!!|)=-
Jones: and Angel feeling a second exploding board, but he still won’t give up!
Paco : Imagine the damage that is doing to his back, I mean, it has been blown up twice, burned and pierced by the barbwire! Sooner or later, something will have to give!
Brandy: Yeah, Angel is showing a lot of courage, but you’re right.. something is about to give.. I mean every body slam now, every suplex Angel gets hit with is even worst on his back…
-=(|Kylo argues with the ref, but after seeing that is not going anywhere, he goes back to work on Angel.. He picks him up and then whips him towards the burning barbwire ropes.. again Angel hits, and again he drops to his knees.. Kylo, full of confidence now, walks over and grabs Angel by his head and hooks him for a DDT! He taunts the crowd, and then goes to deliver it, but Angel drops to one knee and gives Kylo a low blow!! The move brings cheers from the crowd, as Kylo doubling over, falls to the mat. Angel crawls over to the corner where there is no more exploding board and uses it to pull himself up.. he then seats on the top turnbuckle as Kylo makes it to his feet rubbing his jewels.. he turns towards where Angel is, and Angel jumps off, spearing Kylo back down to the mat!!! Angel gets to his feet, feeling a little rejuvenated and walks over to Kylo’s legs, he flips him over, grabs one of the legs and applies an ankle lock!! The ref right away gets on Kylo’s face, asking him if he gives up! Kylo is in too much pain to even answer! |)=-
Jones: and Angel, the self proclaimed “new legend” is taking it to Kylo, and could actually make the self proclaimed “legend” submit!
Paco : well I, the self proclaimed “greatest color commentator in the world” say that NO SHIT JONES? Like we can’t see that ourselves..
Brandy: oh what happened to you making smart comments? Maybe that tequila killed those few good cells left?
-=(|The ref asks Kylo again and he finally gives him an answer, shouting “no!” Angel twists the ankle back and forth, making the hold that much painful.. Kylo tries to get out of it, pushing himself up.. Angel tries to hold on but Kylo then rolls over, sending Angel flying across the ring.. both men get up right away, Kylo limping a bit, giving Angel a chance to nail him with a hard right hand and then whipping him towards the ropes.. Kylo bounces off, burning his back and Angel nails him with a spinning heel kick! Angel doesn’t go for the pin, getting up and bringing Kylo back to his feet.. He then whips him towards one of the corners, Kylo isn’t able to put the breaks on and he crashes against it, setting another exploding board off! Kylo falls flat on his face in the middle of the ring, and Angel quickly flips him over and now makes the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out! Angel gets up and takes Kylo to a corner and sets him on the top turnbuckle.. He then climbs it himself and hooks Kylo for a super-plex! He tries to pick up Kylo, but Kylo is fighting him off and Kylo ends up being the one that gets him up, delivering the suplex, all the way down to the outside onto the glass shards!!! “OOHH!!!” is heard right away from the crowd followed by that ever famous… “holy shit! holy shit!” chant! |)=-
Jones: Oh my God!! A front face super-plex to the outside!! That had to have taken not only Angel out for good, but Kylo as well!
Paco : F’k yeah! Now that’s what I’m talking about!!! Both men have to be more cut up then Edward scissors hands right about now!!
Brandy: I think they are in a lot worst shape than that freak.. Just by looking at the way they landed, not only are they cut up, but probably broken up too!
-=(|The ref looks on from inside the ring at both men.. Angel is laying flat on his back, having flipped over after the impact.. Kylo is laying on his side.. barely moving.. The crowd begins to clap, trying to get both men to come back to life… Kylo starts to move and crawls his way over, on the glass shards.. He throws his arm on top of Angel for the pin and the crowd holds their breath.. one! Two! Three! No! Two! Two! Angel got his arm up at the last second and the crowd goes wild! Kylo rolls off of Angel and then starts to get up slowly.. Angel starts to move too and this brings even more cheers from the crowd.. Kylo is up and he walks over Angel who is down on all fours.. Kylo grabs him and picks him up but Angel surprises him with an European upper cut! Kylo stumbles backwards and Angle grabs him and whips him towards the barbwire cell! Kylo hits face first and stumbles backwards onto Angel who turns him around and whips him to the other side.. Kylo hits hard again this time falling down to one knee..|)=-
Jones: and the momentum is clearly on Angel’s side who somehow, has been able to bounce back from that super-plex!!
Paco : yeah Angel is showing a lot of guts, I might not like his ass, but I’m impressed..
Brandy: Well why are you looking at his behind to begin with?
-=(|You see his chest and face pierced from the barbwire on the cage.. Angel waits for Kylo to get up, he does, turns towards and Angel who charges at him! Angel goes for a clothesline but Kylo ducks it! Both men turn towards each other and Kylo gives him a kick to the mid section, hooks him and drops him with a diamond cutter! Kylo doesn’t go for the pin, instead hooking Angel as he is down with a Tazzmission! Kylo wraps his legs around Angel for good measure! The ref asks Angel, who has pieces of glass stuck all over his face if he gives up.. He gets no answer.. The ref grabs his arm, lifts it, lets it go and it drops! “One!” shouts the ref.. Kylo applies more pressure as the ref raises Angel’s arm one more time, and one more time it drops! “two!” shouts the ref.. He lifts the arm a third time, the crowd holds their breath again, the ref lets it go and it drops a third time! “three! Ring the bell!” he shouts as the crowd begins to boo loudly… The bell rings. |)=-
Joey Styles: Here is your winner via “The Last Call!”…. KYLO!!!
-=(|The crowd continues to boo loudly as the ref raises Kylo’s arm high in the air.. |)=-
Jones: and Kylo makes a successful “in-ring” return to the ICWF defeating Angel big time here at Extreme Measures III!
Paco : Yeah what we just saw right there is Angel get schooled, and be thought that he has a long way to go before he can call himself a legend!
Brandy: not that long Paco… I mean he pushed Kylo to his limits I think, and while Kylo didn’t show any ring rust, I still think it could have gone either way.
-=(|The cell has already been lifted to the rafters and the fire on the ropes has been put out.. as EMTs tend to Angel, Kylo rolls inside the ring and gets to his feet, blood slowly dripping down his forehead and other parts of his body... He shakes his head, trying to get the cobwebs out, when suddenly someone jumps the protective guard rail, and it’s none other than “The Redeemer” Jack Sullivan! |)=-
Jones: Hey who’s that!?!
Paco : Didn’t you see? It’s the returning Jack Sullivan, damn it Jones you have to learn how to read!
Brandy: Stay in character Paco, stay in character.. hehe.. (ahem) hi!
-=(|Jack quickly picks up a steel chair and enters the cell. Kylo turns around, only to be greeted with the sickening sound of cold steel slamming into his skull! Kylo drops to the mat, most likely knocked out cold from the blow. Jack goes over to the ropes, and asks someone for a mic. He gets one, and then gets a sneer across his face as he prepares to address the crowd. |)=-
Jones: He better have a good excuse for attacking one of ICWF’s greats after a brutal match!
Paco : Maybe Kylo owes him beer money, I know he owes me about 40 bucks…
Brandy: I really doubt that’s what this is about…
Jack Sullivan: Hello ICWF, did you miss me? I must apologize for being out for so long, you see when I wrestled DeMarko Frost, I tore a muscle in my thigh, nothing too major, but enough to keep me sidelined for a while. While I was out, I got to watch these guys....
-=(|Jack points with the steel chair at Angel, who is still out cold. |)=-
Jack Sullivan: Form a group called The New Legends. I sat there watching them in curiosity, wondering what made them legends, and much like the rest of you, I just couldn't figure it out. None of them had the credentials to make such claims, and it became obvious that someone needed to silence them. Then came along Kylo. Kylo, The Psycho. Kylo, The Legend. Kylo, The Washed-up. I got to sit on the sidelines and watch as this pathetic excuse for a legend took down these New Legends, I knew right then and there that I was going to show both sides what it takes to be a true legend. I was going to show both sides that there is only one man who deserves the acclaim given to him, and that's me. Too long have these lumbering dinosaurs of the old school and pathetic rodent wrestlers of the new school clashed pointlessly. I am beyond any of that, I am the true evolution of wrestling, and I am the sport's future. Consider this to be the starting point of your extinction boys.
Jones: and the young Sullivan has made a big statement here tonight!!
Paco : Well let’s see if he backs up what he says… We get too many damn wrestlers like him, claiming to be this and that and that they are going to do this and that and the other… Take that Mike Flash guy for example.. he talked a big game, but what happened when he debuted? He got his ass handed to him by Skeptix.
Brandy: I don’t know, somehow, someway I think Redeemer is different..
Paco : Oh, why? You got the hots for him or something?
Brandy: Oooh, is someone jealous?
Paco : You wish!! But do you?
Brandy: Hahaha!
Jones: Awww, poor Paco.. Anyway ladies and gentlemen.. the ring and ring area has been cleaned up… but it doesn’t matter because that’s not where our next match is taken place!!
Paco : No? Then where is taking place?
Brandy: well if you would read the sheet that you have in front of you, that all 3 of us have, you would know.. Do you play dumb all the time or are you just plain stupid?
Paco : Is that a trick question?
Brandy: Never mind.. Jones?
Jones: Yes, the next match up is a Pancratean match!! And this one is taking place in the parking lot!!
Paco : A what match!?!
Brandy: Never mind the name.. Just know that 3 men are going to be fighting on the parking lot, inside a circle made by cars.. on top of each car there will be all kinds of weapons for these guys to use.. Whoever is able to knock out both of his opponents wins the match!
Jones: Yup, is that old last man standing rule.. except no pin falls.. Just KO’s… Knock both them out, wait for the ten count, and then win the match!
Paco : This sounds hella cool!!
Brandy: Yeah to you, anything with weapons on it sounds cool..
Jones: indeed, well Brandy, tell us about this match up between Skeptix, Josh Allen and Darodine.
Brandy: Well this match up was set up at last week’s Inferno.. and it all started with Josh Allen attacking Darodine dressed up as Tommy Crimson! Now the why of the attacks we don’t know.. but Josh Allen also attacked Skeptix dressed as Tommy Crimson.. He made a mistake though, staying in Skeptix’s locker room, and changing from Crimson to Allen there.. Darodine was looking all over for Crimson and he found him, on Skeptix’s locker room.. Except of course, he found Josh Allen instead of Crimson.. a brawl then started between the two, with Darodine laying Josh Allen out pretty bad, and then, as if that wasn’t enough.. He went after Allen’s monkey, El Chimpador! He chased him to the ring, where he dropped him with his finisher, squashing the poor monkey…
Paco : yeah, the monkey got spanked alright! Hahaha!
Brandy: Shut up.. Allen came back to get revenge though, but as he did, Skeptix came back out to get revenge of his own, laying Allen out with the steel chair! Because of these attacks on top of attacks, the VP decided to book these 3 into a match… with the winner, earning a shot at the European Championship on the second Friday Night Inferno of the month of August!
Jones: Well the European title shot is an added bonus, these three didn’t need an incentive to fight each other.. they already had it.. Well folks, let’s go back to Joey who will make the introductions..
-=(|Joey stands inside the ring as the Insane-A-Tron comes on, revealing the parking lot, and the big circle being formed by cars… You have a bunch of fans surrounding the cars too, making the atmosphere that of a street fight.. A ref stands in the middle of the ring.. Joey speaks…|)=-
Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following is a “Pancratean” 3 way dance match in which there are no rules, everything goes and the only way to win is to knock both of your opponents out for the 10 count! Now ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match will earn himself a shot at the European Championship… Now.. let’s meet our participants!
-=(|The crowd gives a mix reaction.. Then “My Little Box” By John Frizzell begins to play and Josh Allen steps through a couple of cars, the crowd there and inside the arena cheer him loudly… |)=-
Joey Styles: Introducing first, from San Francisco, California… He weights in at two hundred and twenty pounds and stands at five feet, eleven inches tall… Ladies and Gentlemen here is… Josh Allen!!!
-=(|The crowd continues to cheer… then “The Man Without Fear" by Drowning Pool, featuring Rob Zombie begins to play… Darodine, or as he now calls himself, Darodevil steps out of one of the cars and looks across as his nemesis, Josh Allen.. |)=-
Joey Styles: and his opponent, from Limerick, Ireland… he weights in at two hundred and twelve pounds and stands at six feet, two inches tall.. . Ladies and Gentlemen here is… Darodevil!!!
-=(|The crowd cheers him loudly as well… Then “Heat Remix” By 50 Cent begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction as the third participant of this match gets inside the circle, stepping out of another vehicle.. |)=-
Joey Styles: and their opponent, from Brooklyn, New York… he weights in at two hundred and eight pounds and stands at six feet, three inches tall… Ladies and Gentlemen here is… Skeptix!!!
-=(|All 3 wrestlers approach each other, neither making a move just yet.. the ref calls for the bell, and it rings.. all 3 member stand there looking at each other.. waiting for the other to make a move. |)=-
Jones: This one is set to go and it’s bound to get ugly real fast ladies and gentlemen!!
Paco : Don’t be so harsh man, I know these three are not the best looking guys in ICWF, but you shouldn’t crap on them like that.
Brandy: Sometimes you can say that stupidest things people.. How can people like you so damn much?
-=(|Skeptix takes a few steps back and then nails Josh Allen with a hard right hand! Darodevil does the same and right away, both men start to double team the man that started it all! They back him down to a Jeep Wrangler and then they give him a double kick to the gut.. Both men hook him for a suplex and deliver it onto the hard concrete! Both men get up right away, and Skeptix blind sides Darodevil, nailing him with a forearm shot to the side of the head! Darodevil stumbles backwards and Skeptix charges at him and nails him with an axe kick to the back of his head, dropping him down to the ground. Skeptix brings him back up only to nail him with a couple of right hands.. He then whips him towards a car, and Darodevil crashes against a Ford F150 truck.. Darodevil drops to his knees and Skeptix waits for him to get up.. he does, leaning against the truck and Skeptix charges at him.. Darodevil steps up though, and back body drops Skeptix onto the bed of the truck! Just then Josh Allen gets up and charges at Darodevil, and catches him by surprise, nailing him with a spinning heel kick!|)=-
Jones: Pretty intense match up so far between these three!
Paco : We got a thug, a nut case and a flunky super hero.. Man this sounds like that gimmick battle royal that fed had a while back…
Brandy: It might sound like it, but you and I know both know that these three are real athletes!
-=(|Allen goes over to one of the cars, a Camaro, he opens the door and pulls out a steel chair! He takes it back to where Darodevil is, but he gets surprised as Darodevil jumps to his feet, and then delivers a drop kick onto the chair, ramming against Josh Allen’s face! Allen drops to the ground and Darodevil quickly sets the chair up.. he then picks up Josh Allen, lifts him and delivers a side walks slam onto the chair!! Darodevil gets up, turns around and gets nailed with a flying clothesline from Skeptix who jumped off the bed of the truck! Skeptix gets up, grabs the bent out of shape chair and waits for Darodevil to get up.. he does, turns around and Skeptix whacks him with it!! Both Allen and Darodevil are down now.. Skeptix tells the ref to count! He begins as the fans near-by and the fans inside the Tokyo Dome count along.. The ref reaches five and Josh Allen starts to move.. Skeptix waits for him.. the ref continues the count. |)=-
Jones: and Skeptix, the bigger of the three men is in control now..
Paco : yeah, look at him, he’s just waiting for one of them to get up.. Just like a hunter to its prey.
Brandy: Good analogy Paco! My word, I guess I was wrong about you….. nah!
-=(|The ref reaches seven on the count and Allen manages to make it to his feet, Skeptix swings with the bent chair but Allen ducks the attempt and then nails Skeptix with a drop kick! Skeptix stumbles over to a Honda Accord and Allen stalks him as Darodevil gets up, beating the 10 count as well… Skeptix turns around and Allen jumps onto his shoulders and drops him down with his trademark Hurricanrana! Skeptix is down and probably out.. Darodevil comes from behind though, nailing Allen with a forearm to the back of the head! Darodevil then turns Allen around, hooks him by the waist and delivers an over the head release belly to belly suplex! Darodevil doesn’t go for the pin, instead, opening the door of the Honda Accord and taking out, a 2x4! He taps the ground with it, as if it was a baseball bat, and then, as Skeptix was starting to get up, nails him across the back with it! Allen is seating up and Darodevil comes from behind him, swinging and nailing Allen on the back of the head with the 2x4 as well! Both men are down and now Darodevil is the one that tells the ref to start the count! |)=-
Jones: and the tables have been turned, with Darodevil in full control of the match!!
Paco : When you have a 2x4, and know how to use it, believe me, you will be in control of the match!
Brandy: He may be in control of the match, but he needs to win the match.. He hasn’t won it yet.
-=(|The ref counts both men, and neither is moving.. Darodevil stands there smiling… The ref reaches six on the count, and Skeptix starts to show signs of life, much to the dislike of Darodevil.. seven.. eight.. Skeptix is up.. nine.. and so is Josh Allen! Darodevil swings with the 2x4 and nails Skeptix in the mid section with it! Skeptix doubles over, and Darodevil goes to nail him again but Josh Allen comes from behind, pulling back on Daro’s head, hooking him and delivers a reversed suplex! Josh Allen gets up and then drags Daro towards the front of a Hummer H2… Josh Allen then gets on the hood of the H2 and then on the roof of it! He signals to the fans, before jumping off, going for a shooting star press, but Darodevil moves, and Josh Allen hits nothing but pavement!! Josh Allen is in pain, holding his legs when Skeptix comes over, picks him up and give shim a kick to the gut.. He then hooks him between his legs, lifts him and power-bombs him onto the hood of the H2!!! Darodevil gets up, and turns Skeptix and goes for a right hand, Skeptix blocks it, gives him a kick to the gut, hooks him and drops him with a swinging neck-breaker! |)=-
Jones: Skeptix is now the one in control, and guys, that was a nasty bump Josh Allen took! He could have easily broken a hip!!
Paco : or his entire leg, he landed on the hard pavement! It wasn’t even a ring mat, Josh Allen is in trouble in this match up guys!
Brandy: he sure is, he is in the worst shape out of all three men.
-=(|Skeptix goes to the back of the hummer, looks inside and takes out… a table!! The fans cheer loudly.. Skeptix sets the table up right in front of the hummer.. he then picks up Darodevil and lays him on the table.. He then gets onto the hood of the H2 where Josh Allen was starting to come around.. Skeptix brings him up but Josh Allen surprises him with an European uppercut! He then nails him with a series of right hands! Skeptix is rocking and Josh Allen quickly jumps onto his shoulders and tries to deliver a second Hurricanrana to Skeptix! The much stronger Skeptix is able to block it though, bringing Allen back up and then jumping off the hood and power-bombing him onto Darodevil, putting both men through the table! The fans go wild as Skeptix throws his arms up in victory… The ref begins the ten count on both men.. The crowd counts along as it could be all over right here.. three! four! Five! Skeptix keeps pacing around, with his arms raised in victory.|)=-
Jones: Skeptix things he has this one in the bag!!
Paco : Well look at his opponents? They are buried in wood! I would think I won too!
Brandy: Well it’s not over until the ref says ten! And right now, he’s at seven!
-=(|Josh Allen starts to get up and so does Darodevil much to the dislike of Skeptix.. He quickly goes over to another car, this one a white Bronco.. I guess OJ is in the house! He opens the passenger side door and takes out, an aluminum bat! He then walks over to both men who have managed to get up, He swings at Darodevil but misses as he ducks, but manages to hit Allen on the chest! Sending him back down! Skeptix turns around and Darodevil nails him with a super-kick! Skeptix drops like a sack of bricks on the middle of the floor.. Darodevil runs towards the Ford F150 and jumps onto the bed of it, then jumps backwards, delivering a lion-sault onto Skeptix! Darodevil gets up, holding his elbow, he turns and runs into Allen who picks him up and drops him with an atomic drop! Josh Allen then grabs the bat, but before he can use it, Darodevil jumps to his feet and nails him with a right hand, another, one more! Allen is reeling.. Darodevil lifts him up for a body slam and then slams him on top of the Camaro’s hood! Darodevil is about to climb on top of the hood but he gets turned around by Skeptix who gives him a kick to the gut, hooks him by one arm and drops him with a single arm DDT! |)=-
Jones: All 3 men have been going at it back and forth! Guys, I just can’t see a clear winner yet!!
Paco : Neither can I! Which is a good thing, because that means that match will keep going and going like that gay ass energizer bunny!
Brandy: Hey! That bunny is as cute as a button!
-=(|Skeptix now jumps on top of the hood of the Camaro and picks up Allen, grabbing him by his head.. He then hooks him between his legs, lifts him for a pile-driver!! He delivers it, putting Allen head first through the windshield of the car!! Skeptix slides off of the car and then pulls Allen out, dropping him on the ground.. You see that Allen is a bloody mess and appears out… Skeptix picks him up still though, hooking Allen who can barely stand by the waist side.. he then lifts him up and drops him with a dominator!!! Skeptix gets up, talking trash to Allen who is not moving a muscle.. The ref begins the ten count on both Darodevil and Allen.. Neither man is moving and Skeptix can feel the win.. The ref reaches six.. seven.. Darodevil starts to move.. eight.. nine… ten! Josh Allen is still down, and out!! Skeptix turns towards Darodevil who managed to get up.. Skeptix walks over and hooks him by the waist side as well.. Skeptix lifts him up for the dominator, but Darodevil fights him off and breaks free, falling behind Skeptix! Skeptix turns around only to get nailed with an European uppercut! Skeptix stumbles backwards and Darodevil charges at him, jumping on his shoulders and sending him flying with a head scissors!! |)=-
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