{o|>The screen before you is dark.. the seconds are counting down for another great event to get started and you seat there, impatiently waiting for it to start.. Yeah you know you have to go to school tomorrow but you really don’t give a damn.. after all.. this is the ICWF! Anything else, can simply wait.. You feel the PPV.. It's almost here.. you can feel it in your skin.. you can smell it... you can almost taste it... the "Warning!" sign comes on and as it has become a tradition to do, you curse it to hell.. it fades away and the ICWF logo flashes by.. and you see darkness again.. the chills start to run up and down your spine as you feel it almost here.. near you.. creeping on you.. as if it was coming after.... you.... One of the best PPV’s of the year is finally here.. You’ve been craving it for weeks now, and it is finally here. The Insane Rumble banner appears and then a voice is heard talking.. as it talks.. you begin to see shots of the ICWF, as it was, 3 years ago.. you see the superstars of that year.. going at it, all at once.. in the ring.. “Three years ago, 15 superstars fought for a chance to be called ICWF World Champion…”The scene changes as the numbers “2000” flash by.. Superstars are again seen.. all going at it at one time, in the same ring.. “Two years ago 20 men fought for the same chance....” The scene fades to black now.. but the voice continues.. “This year... 30 men will fight for that chance once again... who will be the 2002 Rumble winner? Will it be the thug named Killa Kali? Will it be the monster known as Andrew Logan? Would it be the comedian known as Roz Blayze? Will it be the “silent” bunch known as Eliminator, Pit Viper, Static and Chris Townsend? Ok seriously now.. will it be the former World Champion Derek Mobley? Will it be the new sensation Silvio Syn? Will it be 10 of the guest stars? It could happen… It could be two of the hottest new talent in the ICWF… Homeboy or Tommy Crimson… But, could it be ODJ’s enforcer, Iceman? Could it be the man fighting for the lives of his friends, Kingpin? It could be any of them.. but it could also be any of these.. Jason Blood.. Angel… Lurrr, who is probably the man who hates ODJ the most… It could.. But… it also could be the man returning from the dead… The Lost Soul… Or it could be the 2nd generation superstars by the name of Jordan Glory and Jaysin Payne? Or could it be the “dirtiest” “OLDEST” player in the game, Brett Archer? It really is anybody’s game… and it really will depend on the luck of draw.. Nothing is for certain.. nothing can predicted.. only one thing, ONE THING is for sure.. one of them.. one of them will become the 2002 Insane Rumble Champion.. and one of them will face the current World Champion at Halloween Riot.. but more questions arise as this answer is given... Who will the World Champion be? Will it be the high-flying record breaking El Linchador? Or will it be the 3 time, 3 time, 3 TIME! World Champion and unstoppable mountain known as Titan3? All of those questions, and many more.. will be answered tonight.. why tonight? Well, simple.. because tonight…. We.. RUMBLE!!!!! The scene fades to black as the rumbling sound is heard.. the word “insane” drops from the top of your screen and then the word “rumble” comes crushing down on it.. then a lightning hits the word “rumble” and when the light clears you see 3 separate marks on it.. symbolizing the third installment.. The scene fades to black again and then the sounds of cheering is heard.. a Mexican beat is heard playing in the background as the scene opens up again revealing the beautiful Aztec Stadium in Mexico City, Mexico where tonight’s Rumble is being held! The camera focuses on the fans who begin to cheer loudly.. Big and loud fireworks go off around the stadium… letting them know things are about to get started.. Mimi gets inside the ring in the middle of the ring located in the middle of the 80+ thousand seat stadium.. She then sings the Mexican National Anthem followed by the United States National Anthem.. After both, the crowd gives her a standing ovation.. The camera then cuts to the back… the words “earlier today” flash by… The camera opens up in the announcers locker room and there you see Paco, without a shirt on, doing push ups.. The door flies open and there you see Miller and Mr. Smith.. Paco jumps up and tries to cover up his well toned body.. which, is a shocker to all of us as we are used to the beer belly.. Paco reaches for his T-shirt and puts it on real quick..<|o}

Mr. Smith: What are you doing Paco?

Miller: Were you doing push ups?

Paco: Me? Push ups? Hahaha.. hell no.. I was uh, looking for my uh.. Tequila bottle.. yeah.. that’s it.. hehe.. I lost it and I thought, it might uh… have gone under the locker rooms or something..

Mr. Smith: Yeah right.. You better start talking man.. What’s with all this working out stuff? Did you finally get a woman or something?

Miller: That’ll be the day..

Paco: You know what, you two can kiss my ass.. I was looking for my beer for real! I’m out of here..

{o|>Paco storms out of the locker room.. Mr. Smith and Miller look at each other.. <|o}

Mr. Smith: Such temper, but you have to admit, he looks a little hotter..

Miller: uh huh…

{o|>They smile as the camera fades to black and then it fades back in at ringside where our crew for tonight is seating.. You see Miller, Mr. Smith and Paco wearing a large Mexican Sombrero.. Paco is seating between both men.. feeling quite uncomfortably.. <|o}

Miller: Bienvenidos everyone to Insane Rumble Three!!! We are live in Mexico City, where the temperature is hot.. but with the ICWF in town.. it is now a scorcher!! I am your host as always, Genuine Miller and along for the ride tonight it’s Mr. Smith and of course, Mexico’s own.. Paco!!!

Mr. Smith: Hello, hello! Ah, so Paco finally admits his Mexican..

Paco: Shut up.. I hate you two..

Miller: Oh come on Paco.. we were just kidding.. we knew you were going to watch the footage.. so we just said that you look hot to get under your skin..

Mr. Smith: and obviously it work..

Paco: Yeah, like I’m going to believe that you two are not gay..

Miller: Well I’ll tell you what.. We are as gay as you are Mexican.. so take that for what is worth..

Paco: I am not Mexican!!

Mr. Smith: Then we’re not gay.. see? We can both play this game..

Paco: Blow me..

Miller: Now, now.. don’t make promises you can’t keep.. Enough joking though.. Folks.. tonight we have 3 great matches for you! What? What’s that you say? Just three!? Well yeah.. but one, the main event has 20 ICWF superstars and 10 guest going at it for a chance to call themselves the #1 contender!!

Mr. Smith: I swear to you Miller, I know we made our picks a few week ago.. but I honestly don’t know who is going to win this thing.. It could be anyone.. I mean it could be Derek Mobley, Killa Kali or even Roz Blayze!!

Paco: Roz Blayze? What the hell are you smoking?

Miller: Yeah, even I wouldn’t go that far Mr. Smith..

Mr. Smith: Well, you know what they say.. anything can happen on any given Sunday!

Miller: That is so true.. But folks.. before we get to the rumble, we have two world title matches.. The men’s and women’s titles are on the line when the new champion, Kylie Archer defends her title against Chloe Barnes in a, get this, tables match!!

Mr. Smith: What? The women are going hardcore?

Paco: Hell yeah! Now that’s what I’m talking about!!

Miller: I think it’s the first official “women’s hardcore” title match we have had, ever! And of course, the world title is on the line as El Linchador gets a rematch for the World Title, when he faces the first ever 3 time World Champion, Titan 3!

Mr. Smith: That is going to be a great match up.. and I think it will be an even better match up then the first one..

Paco: Is this one hardcore rules too?!

Miller: No.. But before we get the matches started.. I understand that we have some footage for our fans.. let’s check it out..

{o|>Scene cuts to backstage. The camera is close-up on an opening dressing room door, although the name on the door isn’t visible. Remaining open for a second, the packed crowd can be heard cheering as they watch this on the Insane-A-Tron. A figure leaves the room and brushes past the lens – he or she is too close to see who it is. Then, a second person emerges from the room, grinning from ear to ear, and with his hands on his hips, posing like Superman. With ICWF Lightweight Title belt around his waist, an “EC” T-shirt, and his white and gold warm-up pants, it’s quite clearly El Linchador! He looks off to where the person leaving would be off camera. Linchy raises his finger, as if finishing something he was saying. <|o}

El Linchador : I’m glad we talked. I’m sure everyone will be fine with it. It was wrong of me to push you away – glad we’re back together!

Miller: Back together?!?

Mr. Smith: With who?

Paco: Well if you two don’t know, I sure as hell don’t.

Miller: Maybe we will find out later but now, ladies and gentlemen…

Paco: It’s time to get the party started!!

Miller: That’s right, and the first match of the night is the women’s title match!!

Paco: Hardcore Style!

{o|>The camera switches over to Joey who is already inside of the ring..<|o}

Joey: Damas y Caballeros es tiempo para la primera pelea de la noche!!

{o|>The crowd cheers loudly and then “Barlow Girls” By Superchic(k) begins to play and the crowd cheers slightly as Chloe Barnes makes her way to the ring. <|o}

Joey: La proxima es una pelea estilo hardcore por una caida y es por el campeonato de mujeres!!! Introduciendo primero, la retadora… viene de Baltimore, Maryland… Chloe Barnes!!!

Paco: Damn, Joey is pretty damn good with his Spanish..

Mr. Smith: Yeah, but what the hell is he saying?!

{o|>She gets inside the ring and then “Just a Little Girl” By Amy Studt begins to play and the crowd boos loudly… <|o}

Joey: Y su oponente… llegando al ring.. Ella viene desde Tempe, Arizona.. Aqui esta la campeona del mundo!! Kylie Archer!!!

{o|>She gets inside the ring and the hands the belt over to the ref.. He shows it off to the crowd and then hands it to the time keeper, whom then rings the bell getting the match started.. <|o}

Mr. Smith: The crowd here tonight is hot!!

Miller: Well duh, we’re in Mexico!

Paco: Ok that’s enough Mexican jokes from you guys.. Keep it up and I might have to bitch slap one of you… then again.. never mind.. you might like it..

{o|>The ladies circle the ring before finally locking up… Kylie Archer quickly applies a headlock and takes Chloe Barnes down to the mat with it.. Chloe Barnes kicks out of it and then both ladies jump to their feet.. Kylie Archer is the quicker of the two and right away she slaps the hell out of Chloe Barnes.. Chloe stumbles backwards and ends up on the ropes.. Kylie charges at her and nails her with a drop kick, sending her to the outside between the top and middle ropes.. the crowd cheers.. Kylie grabs the top rope and then she uses it to pull herself, jumping over the ropes and nailing Chloe with a double axe handle smash to the head as she was getting up! <|o}

Mr. Smith: and Kylie Archer showing us right away that she is not afraid to go at it hardcore!!

Miller: Yeah, she has Chloe Barnes back paddling early on..

Paco: Now this is what I’m talking about! Why waste time fighting in the ring when you can do so much more out of it? Go on with your bad selves girls!

{o|>Kylie Archer picks up Chloe Barnes and whips her towards the steel steps.. Chloe reverses it though and Kylie crashes hard against them! Chloe comes from behind her and grabs her by her hair.. She then brings her up, and then smashes her face against the steel steps! Chloe does it a couple more times before whipping Kylie towards the steel ring post, where Kylie hits hard and falls to the mat just as hard. Chloe Barnes picks her right back up, but as she does, Kylie gives her a thumb to the eye, followed by a drop toe hold, causing Chloe’s face to bounce off the bottom step of the steel steps! <|o}

Mr. Smith: These ladies are not afraid of going all out! I wouldn’t be surprise if both end up a bloody mess after this one is over!

Miller: Yeah, at the pace they’re going.. we might even see some broken bones!!

Paco: Well alright!! Everyone talks about the “three I’s” Screw that.. We have Broken Bones and Blood!! The tree “B’s” of the ICWF!!

{o|> Kylie Archer flips Chloe over and makes the pin.. the ref counts.. one! Two! Kick out by Chloe.. Kylie then looks under the ring and takes out a metal trash can.. Kylie holds it with both hands and waits for Chloe to get up.. Chloe stumbles to her feet and Kylie raises the metal trashcan over her head and is about to smash Chloe when Chloe surprises her with a spear! Chloe then stumbles to her feet, and picks up Kylie Archer… She then lifts her up for a body slam and delivers it, slamming Archer on the metal trash can!<|o}

Mr. Smith: and Kylie brought in the weapon but she is the one that suffers the effects of it!

Miller: Yeah.. but I’m sure Kylie will bounce back.. This match is far from over!!

Paco: I hope so, because it’s starting to get good!

{o|>Chloe makes the pin on Kylie and then the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Kylie! Chloe gets up and then picks up Kylie.. She then tosses her inside the ring.. She then looks under the ring and brings out a metal cookie tray.. She goes in with the tray and then drops it on the mat.. She then picks up Kylie and gives her a kick to the gut.. Kylie folds in pain and Chloe hooks her and delivers a DDT onto the metal tray!! Chloe flips her over again and makes another pin! One! Two! Kick out by Kylie!!<|o}

Mr. Smith: and Chloe Barnes has taken control of this match up!

Miller: She sure has, Kylie needs a big time move to bounce back.. or this match will be over soon..

Paco: Yeah, Kylie needs to suck it up and show us why she is the champion!

{o|>Chloe grabs the metal tray and then lays it on top of Kylie’s face after flipping her over.. She then runs to the ropes.. bounces off and delivers an elbow drop to the tray, crushing Archer’s face under it! Chloe goes for another pin but again Kylie kicks out… Chloe picks her up and then whips her to the corner.. Kylie hits hard and then Chloe walks over and sets her on the top turnbuckle… She then climbs to the second turnbuckle and hooks her for a Superplex! Kylie starts to fight back though, giving Chloe a few shots to the ribs before pushing her off! <|o}

Mr. Smith: and Kylie showing signs of life!!

Miller: Yeah, but she’s going to have to go on the attack if she wants to take control of the match!!

Paco: All she needs to do is get a chair and start to beat the hell out of Chloe Barnes like a Piñata and she’ll be fine.

{o|>Kylie stands up on the second turnbuckle and then jumps off, and connects with a Guillotine leg drop! Kylie goes for the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Chloe.. Kylie goes to the outside and looks under the ring.. She takes out a Singapore Cane and the crowd cheers.. She slides inside the ring, and as Chloe starts to get up.. Kylie nails her across her back hard! Chloe drops back down, holding her back in pain! Kylie doesn’t stop there, and just like Paco suggested, she starts to be the crap out of Chloe Barnes with it! <|o}

Mr. Smith: and Kylie Archer with the equalizer!

Miller: It might be a matter of seconds before we find out if Archer retains or if somehow, Chloe is able to bounce back..

Paco: Well I hope she bounces back, so the match continues..

{o|>Chloe Barnes rolls out of the ring after having taken enough shots.. She holds her back in pain as Kylie Archer gets out of the ring and then looks under it.. She takes out… a table! The crowd cheers loudly as Kylie then picks up Chloe Barnes and tosses her inside the ring.. She then goes for the chair and picks it up.. She slides it inside the ring and then hops up on the apron.. At the same time.. Chloe Barnes jumps to her feet and surprises Archer with a shoulder tackle to the mid section.. Archer folds in pain but then tries to get in but Chloe nails her again.. Kylie folds up some more and Chloe Barnes then puts her hands on the ropes and then uses them to jump over Archer, hook her with a sunset flip into a Powerbomb!! <|o}

Mr. Smith: Oh my!! What a move by Chloe Barnes!!

Miller: Yeah, I thought she was out of it… but apparently she was playing possum!

Paco: Damn, can we get a replay of that.. That was a DAMN good move!!!

{o|>Chloe Barnes slides inside the ring and picks up the table… She sets it up in the middle of the ring and then slides back to the outside… She picks up Kylie and tosses her inside the ring.. She then lays Kylie on top of the table and then walks over to the corner.. She then climbs it.. and is about to deliver a big time move when from the crowd comes Eva Barnes! She hops on the apron and gets the ref’s attention.. Just then from the crowd comes another female, she comes from behind Chloe and pulls her legs, causing Chloe to fall down on the apron! If she was a man, she would be hurting right now big time!<|o}

Mr. Smith: Who that hell was that with Eva!?!

Miller: I think it was, nah.. it couldn’t be…

Paco: I think it was! It was Crystal J!! ODJ’s lady!

{o|>Kylie gets off from the table as Eva Barnes hops down and leaves to the back, having accomplished her mission.. Kylie then climbs to the second turnbuckle.. She hooks Chloe Barnes for a Superplex.. She pulls her up and delivers it, putting Chloe through the table!!! The crowd goes wild and a chant of “Holy shit! Holy shit!” gets started… Kylie doesn’t have enough to make the pin on Chloe though.. She takes a few extra seconds but then she throws her arm on top of Chloe for the pin! The ref counts! One! Two! Th. .kick out by Chloe Barnes!! <|o}

Mr. Smith: Chloe Barnes just got put through a table and she was able to kick out!!

Miller: Amazing!!

Paco: Yeah, but barely… had Kylie Archer pinned her a second earlier.. It would be all over..

{o|>Kylie gets up, runs to the ropes.. bounces off and then delivers a Senton bomb! She makes the pin but Chloe Barnes again kicks out! Kylie slides out of the ring and then grabs a steel chair.. She brings it in and then with her free hand, she picks up Chloe Barnes.. She then whips her to the ropes… Chloe bounces off and Kylie swings with the chair! She misses though as Chloe ducks the attack.. Chloe bounces off the other side.. and as Kylie turns around.. Chloe Barnes nails her with a spinning heel kick, smashing the chair against Kylie’s face!! Both ladies are down.. the ref begins the ten count.. He reaches the five count and both ladies make it to their feet.. Right away you see that Kylie Archer has been busted open! Still, Kylie nails Chloe with a hard slap to the face.. Chloe stumbles backwards and Kylie then goes for a clothesline.. Chloe ducks it though and then both ladies turns towards each other.. Chloe gives Kylie Archer a quick kick to the gut.. She then hooks her between her legs.. Hooks both arms and then delivers the Barnes and Un-Noble onto the folded chair!! Chloe flips her over and makes the pin! The ref counts! One! Two! Three!! Bell rings!<|o}

Joey: Y la ganadora… Y LA NUEVA!!!! Campeona del Mundo!!!!!! CHLOE BARNES!!!

Mr. Smith: and after a brutal match, Chloe Barnes wins it!!

Miller: Yeah.. Chloe hooked a bloody Kylie up for the pedigree and delivered it perfectly.. Wow, what a match.. New Champion Paco!!

Paco: Hell yeah!! That was awesome, I hope Chloe Barnes decides to defend her title always in hardcore matches.. that would be awesome!

{o|>Chloe raises her title and the crowd cheers loudly… After a few moments she makes her way to the back. The ref checks on Kylie who is a bloody mess… the crowd pays her, her respects but Kylie appears to be in bad shape… EMT’s rush out to help out the ref.<|o}

Mr. Smith: and I think Kylie might need some reconstructive surgery..

Miller: I think you’re right.. I mean those were some nasty chair shots she took to the face….

Paco: Yeah, and let’s not forget how Chloe was introducing her to the steel steps.

{o|>The refs and the EMT’s take her to the back the crowd gives her a nice ovation.<|o}

Mr. Smith: Nice reaction by the crowd there… Kylie Archer ain’t all that bad..

Miller: Not at all… I think the main reason she is disliked, it’s because of her father..

Paco: Yeah, the fans have been hating Brett Archer since back in the day… Back when the Egyptians were building the pyramids.

{o|>Suddenly, single white and gold rockets shoot off, exploding into: < |o}

El Linchador: HELLLLLLLLL-O, Linchy-ites and ICWF’ers, ‘tis I -

Crowd : EL LINCHADOR!

Miller: Woah! El Linchador is coming out a bit too early for his match!!

Paco: Maybe he can’t wait to beat the hell out of Titan 3.. or.. he can’t wait to take an ass kicking.

{o|>“Hey Ladies” by the Beastie Boys starts playing, as out from the curtain steps El Linchador! The crowd starts going wild, as following El Linchador is not only Pedro, but the rest of Explicit Content – Logan, Angel, and Homeboy! The crowd continues cheering, as they head to the ring. < |o}

Miller: Well, looks like Explicit Content is here to support their man, El Linchador!

Paco: Do they have a crotch support for him?

Mr. Smith: Did I hear ‘crotch’?

Miller: Guys, El Linchador has the mic.

{o|>El Linchador spins around in the center of the ring, before stopping, with his hands in the air.< |o}

El Linchador: HELLLLLLLLLLLL-Lo, Linchy-ites and ICWF’ers, ‘tis I, your Gengus amongst Khans, your Alexander amongst the Greats, your Serena amongst Williams… El Linchador! And, I am here to night to formally WELCOME ALL OF YOU….. to INSANE RUMBLE TRES!!!!!!

{o|>Shots of the crowd, and various signs are held, as they scream at the top of their lungs. Linchy looks at his Explicit Content friends, and Pedro, before bringing the mic back to his mouth. < |o}

El Linchador : Yes, amigos and amigo-ettes, this is going to be one of my BIGGEST tests – but I’m more than prepared for it this evening. I can FEEL it, Linchy-ites – that World title is going to be MINE!

{o|>He smiles into the camera, as the crowd erupts in more deafening noise once again. < |o}

Mr. Smith: Guess he’s over that lack of confidence thing.

El Linchador : Now, Linchy-ites, all last week, I’ve been attempting to overcome some of the things that are distracting… or is an impediment… or something that is JUST not right, in order to clear my head for this match tonight. Because, not only will I be vying for the ICWF World Title, Linchy-ites I’m vying for control of the federation ITSELF!

{o|>More crowd reaction, as the EC members and Pedro nod in assent. < |o}

El Linchador : So, it is with much difficulty, and yet at the same time, much joy, that I announce the following.

Paco: RETIREMENT?

Mr. Smith: I haven’t heard any rumors about it, but …

{o|>El Linchador turns to Logan, Angel, and Homeboy, as Pedro looks at his wrestler with concern. <|o}

El Linchador : Guys… let me be frank. Explicit Content is an AWESOME stable. I mean, truthfully, for awhile there, you guys were part of the problem. But, now you’re apart of the solution. And, for that, I am thankful… And, with the talent the three of you bring to the table, I am HONORED, PRIVILEGED, and forever in your debt for being able to fight under the Explicit Content banner. However… after much consideration, I have decided that Explicit Content is not right for me.

{o|>Linchy puts the mic down, getting a confused murmur from the crowd. Logan and Angel are confused, and looking concerned, as Homeboy shakes his head. Pedro nods slowly. < |o}

Mr. Smith: I don’t get it!?

Paco: That’s because you’re a moron, now SHHHHHHHHHHH!

El Linchador : Again, all 3 of you are all gold-worthy – I’m sure I’ll be facing you again, Angel, and who knows, Logan, you may move up to where I’m at right now! The fact is… Explicit Content is not… my home…

{o|>“Voodoo Child” by Jimmy Hendrix starts playing, as the crowd goes wild. Out from the entry way step Dean, along with Lurrr, Derek Mobley, and Warrick Hill. <|o}

Miller: It’s the House of Pain!!! Linchy’s going back to the House!

Paco: I thought he and Dean were on the ‘outs’!

Jones: They must have worked it out!

{o|>Dean, Lurrr, Mobley and Hill all get inside the ring from the opposite side, as Logan, Angel and Homeboy stare them down. Linchy walks over, and shakes Dean’s hand. Linchy puts his hands up as if to ask for the music to be shut off.< |o}

El Linchador : Fans, Logan, Angel, Homeboy – this is NOT an insult to you, at all. Explicit Content has chosen the CORRECT path to battle the forces that attempt to DESTROY the very fabric of each of our livelihoods. But, from the beginning, guys, I told you – House of Pain is my home.

{o|>Linchy kindly hands Dean the mic, as he takes off his EC t-shirt. Underneath, he’s wearing his “HOP-OLE!” T-shirt!!! Linchy nicely folds the t-shirt up, and hands it to a shocked Angel. Dean hands El Linchador back the mic. < |o}

El Linchador: Fellas, no matter what our emblems our, WE are fighting for the same thing. So, are we cool?

{o|>Linchy looks at EC, then at HOP. Finally, Logan steps forward, and outstretches his hand. Dean steps forward… and they shake. The fans explode, a deafening noise throughout the arena. < |o}

El Linchador : Ladies and Gentlemen – feast your eyes on the DEATH of the FTF – Explicit Content and the House of Pain!!!!!

{o|>The two stables continue greeting each other, as the cameras switch back to the announcers table. < |o}

Miller: I can’t believe it! El Linchador switched sides… just like that, and, and E. C. is cool with it! the two stables are being nice to each other…

Paco: How gay… I think I need to throw up..

Mr. Smith: This is great Paco! They are going to take down the FTF! It’s 7 against 4!!

Miller: Yeah!!

Paco: Total Damnation is going to take care of the FTF.. These bunch of losers better not get in the way, or they too will get run over.. Hand shaking? Geez.. anyone got a gun I can borrow?

Miller: I wish I did… Explicit Content and House of Pain have left the ring…but El Linchador has stayed.. so I guess it’s time for the World Title Match!!

Miller: Titan 3 and El Linchador.. the feud continues.. but.. will it come to an end today? It’s time find out…

{o|>The camera switches over to Joey… El Linchador seats in one of the top turnbuckles.. “Hey Ladies” By the Beastie Boys is still playing… <|o}

Joey: Damas y Caballeros.. la siguiente pelea es por el campeonato del mundo!!!! Introduciendo primero, el retador… Viene desde La Coruna, Spana… Aqui esta.. el miembro de “La Casa de Dolor” y el campeon de los pesos livianos del mundo!!! El Linchador!!!

{o|>The crowd cheers loudly and El Linchador waves to them.. Then “9 out of 10” By Justified begins to play and boos rain down on the Aztec Stadium.. <|o}

Joey: y su oponente.. Biene hasta aqui desde Miami, Florida… El es el campeon de los pesos pesados del mundo!!! Titan 3!!!

{o|>He comes out and raises his hands high in the air… the crowd boos loudly but there are also some cheers here in Mexico for Titan 3, who smiles… He makes his way down the ramp as El Linchador doesn’t take his eyes off of him.. He gets inside, and he quickly hands his title over the ref… Titan 3 then steps up to El Linchador who hops down from the turnbuckle… They are face to face.. well almost.. There is about 5” difference between the two, the advantage of course, going to Titan 3. <|o}

Miller: I don’t know guys, El Linchador has an uphill battle to fight…

Mr. Smith: Yeah, but you have to remember that El Linchador has always had, an uphill battle. No matter who he faces.

Paco: You know.. I never throw numbers around.. but here.. I’ll do it this time, simply because it is very relevant.. This year, El Linchador, in Lightweight matches is a perfect 7-0… But in heavyweight matches, including tag matches, he is a terrible 4-6.. Big difference there.. letting you know that the odds do matter, and the odds, are against El Linchador.

{o|>The bell rings and they quickly lock up.. Titan 3 easily pushes off El Linchador.. They go for a lock up again, no El Linchador slides between Titan 3’s legs.. He then gets up, and Titan 3 turns around only to get nailed with a hard right hand.. another! One more! Titan 3 is reeling.. El Linchador nails him with one more shot, backing him to the ropes.. He then grabs him by his arm and whips him to the ropes.. Titan 3 reverses it and El Linchador bounces off.. Titan 3 goes for a clothesline but El Linchador ducks it, bounces off the other side and as Titan 3 turns around… El Linchador nails him with a spinning heel kick to the face! Titan 3 goes down and El Linchador quickly makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Titan 3.. El Linchador brings him back up and then whips him to the corner… no reversal by Titan 3 and El Linchador crashes against the turnbuckles.. Titan 3 then charges at El Linchador but El Linchador brings his legs up, causing Titan 3 to go under him and then El Linchador wraps his legs around Titan 3’s arms and takes him down to a pin! The ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out!<|o}

Miller: and El Linchador using his speed to take advantage of this match early on..

Mr. Smith: Yeah, at first he was trying to brawl with Titan 3.. that’s a big “no-no” But using his speed, now that’s what he has to do!

Paco: Yeah, he needs to use all of those high flying moves to keep Titan 3 off balance… otherwise, this match is going to be over quickly..

{o|>El Linchador picks up Titan 3 and then hooks him under his arm for a DDT.. He then takes him to the corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle.. El Linchador signals to the crowd and then goes for a Tornado DDT!! Titan 3 pushes him off though as he spins around, and El Linchador goes flying towards the middle of the ring, and lands flat on his face! El Linchador then stumbles to his feet and Titan 3, who was waiting for him, runs him over with a clothesline! “OH!!” is heard from the crowd as El Linchador does a 360 flip in mid air before falling down hard to the mat.. Titan 3 smiles and then picks El Linchador back up.. He then lifts him up, into a gorilla press! Titan 3 pumps El Linchador up and down, showing off his strength before walking towards the ropes and throwing El Linchador to the outside!! El Linchador lands flat on his face again, but this time he appears to have hurt his mid section more than anything. <|o}

Miller: and El Linchador has been grounded, not good fellas.

Mr. Smith: It sure isn’t.. El Linchador cannot allowed Titan 3 to be vertical.. that is when he is at his most dangerous..

Paco: Well he’s trying, but maybe Titan 3 is just too powerful.

{o|>Titan 3 goes to the outside and peels El Linchador off of the ground.. He then whips him towards the steel steps and El Linchador hits hard… Titan 3 walks over and begins a stomp-a-thon on El Linchador’s mid section! The ref reaches six on the 10 count and Titan 3 takes a break to slide in and break the count, before sliding back out.. Titan 3 now picks up El Linchador, and again lifts him with a gorilla press.. this time.. he drops him over the guard rail, and El Linchador hits wit his chest first.. he rolls around on the floor, holding his chest in pain as Titan 3 simply laughs.. Titan 3 picks him back up and then goes for another gorilla press.. He has him up but this time El Linchador gives Titan 3 a rake to the eyes, causing Titan 3 to let him go.. El Linchador lands on his feet, behind Titan 3.. El Linchador turns him around, picks him up and delivers an atomic drop! Titan 3 holds his jewels in pain and El Linchador delivers a standing drop kick, sending Titan 3 down to the mat! <|o}

Miller: and El Linchador doing everything he can to keep up with Titan 3!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, El Linchador has a huge heart.. He will not give up easily..

Paco: Yeah, but when facing a man like Titan 3.. maybe having a big heart is not such a great idea…

{o|>The ref reaches 8 on the count and El Linchador rolls inside to break the count and then rolls back out.. Titan 3 sits up and El Linchador delivers a second drop kick, this causing Titan 3 to smash the back of his head against the steel steps! El Linchador now picks up Titan 3 but Titan 3 surprises him with an European Uppercut! El Linchador stumbles backwards and Titan 3 grabs him by his legs and then drops him to the mat.. Titan 3 then catapults El Linchador, right into the steel post! El Linchador is down and out again and Titan 3 quickly picks him up and tosses him inside the ring… He goes in himself and right away makes the pin.. The ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by El Linchador! Titan 3 picks him back up and then whips him towards the corner.. El Linchador hits hard and Titan 3 charges at him and goes for a big splash, El Linchador puts his boot up though and nails Titan 3 right on the kisser! Titan 3 stumbles backwards but then charges at him again… El Linchador this time he nails him with a mule kick, sending Titan 3 down to the canvas..<|o}

Miller: El Linchador is doing everything to keep Titan 3 down..

Mr. Smith: Yeah, but he better try harder… Instead of being on the defensive.. El Linchador needs to be on the offensive.. and quick!

Paco: Well quick is a word used to define El Linchador quite often.. so maybe he will do just that…

{o|>El Linchador jumps to the second turnbuckle and then jumps off, and connects with a guillotine leg drop on Titan 3! He then goes for a quick pin but Titan 3 kicks out after one.. El Linchador brings him to his feet and then hooks him under his arm.. He then goes to the turnbuckle, climbs to the second one and then jumps off, spinning and dropping Titan 3 with a Tornado DDT!! The crowd pops loudly for that move and El Linchador goes for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out by Titan! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as they thought it might have been over.. El Linchador goes to the corner quick with Titan 3 down.. He climbs it and then with his back to Titan 3, he jumps off, and connects with a Moonsault!! El Linchador again goes for a pin but again Titan 3 kicks out! El Linchador runs towards the ropes, he jumps on the middle back and then springs backwards, connecting with a springboard Moonsault! He goes for another pin.. the ref counts.. One! Two! Th.. Kick out! <|o}

Miller: El Linchador didn’t get the 3 count but he is in charge of the match now!

Mr. Smith: and he’s doing exactly what we said he needed to do, and what he didn’t need to do!

Paco: Yeah… He is hitting Titan 3 with everything he’s got!! Titan 3 is off balance right now, but more importantly, off of his feet!

{o|>El Linchador picks up Titan 3 and then whips him to the ropes.. Titan 3 bounces off and El Linchador jumps onto his shoulders and goes for a Hurricanrana!! Titan 3 uses his power to block it though, and he then brings El Linchador back up! He turns towards the corner and then delivers a big time Powerbomb, causing the head of El Linchador to bounce off hard of the bottom turnbuckle!!! Titan 3 stays down, not having enough at the moment to make the pin.. The ref begins the ten count.. and after reaching six.. Titan 3 shows signs of life.. He pulls El Linchador towards the middle of the ring and then makes the pin… The ref counts… One! Two! Kick out! Titan 3 gets up slowly and then he walks towards the corner.. He climbs to the second turnbuckle before jumping off, and connecting with an elbow to the heart of El Linchador! Titan 3 goes for another pin but again El Linchador kicks out! Titan 3 gets up and then picks up El Linchador.. He whips him towards the ropes, El Linchador bounces off and Titan 3 catches him and applies a bear hug!! <|o}

Miller: and Titan 3 is going to try to wear out El Linchador!

Mr. Smith: That is a damn good strategy.. If he has him trapped, he won’t be the victim to multiple high flying action!

Paco: and just look at the size of Titan 3’s arms.. He can easily snap El Linchador like a twig!

{o|>The ref asks El Linchador if he gives up.. El Linchador shakes his head “no” but then Titan 3 shakes him from side to side viciously, causing El Linchador to show how much pain he is in through his facial expressions.. The ref asks him again and this time he gets no response. El Linchador slaps his hands together, rattling the brain of Titan 3 but not causing the hold to be broken.. El Linchador tries again, and this time, he affects Titan 3 a little bit.. El Linchador slaps his hands together a third time, continuing to ring Titan 3’s head with his elbows and this time Titan 3 lets him go! El Linchador quickly charges to the ropes, bounces off but before he can try any more… Titan 3 catches him and drops him with a spinning Spinebuster! Titan 3 goes for the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by El Linchador.. Titan 3 gets up and brings him back up.. He then whips him to the ropes.. El Linchador bounces off and Titan 3 again catches him and drops him with a Spinebuster! Titan 3 makes the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Thr… kick out ! <|o}

Miller: Where is El Linchador getting his energy from? My God!!

Mr. Smith: Yeah El Linchador is definitely putting up quite the fight, and Titan 3 has begun to get frustrated!

Paco: Yeah, but you don’t want to do that and lose focus… if that takes place, Titan 3 can be easily pinned!

{o|>Titan 3 gets up and goes to the corner.. he climbs it and then waits for El Linchador to get up.. El Linchador eventually does and Titan 3 jumps off, and goes for a missile drop kick! El Linchador side steps him though and Titan 3 lands flat on his face!! He gets up, holding just that, his face.. El Linchador gives him a quick kick to the gut, hooks him for a suplex and delivers it! El Linchador doesn’t go for the pin though.. He goes to the corner and begins climbing it.. he reaches the top, turns around and to his surprise Titan 3 is up! Titan shakes the ropes causing El Linchador to land hard on his jewels! Titan 3 quickly walks over and climbs to the second turnbuckle.. He hooks El Linchador for a Superplex but then climbs to the top turnbuckle.. He pulls El Linchador up and then delivers a big time Superplex!! The crowd boos loudly and a chant of “Linchy! Linchy!” gets started.. Titan 3 laughs at all of them and then goes for the pin.. one! Two! Th.. kick out by El Linchador! <|o}

Miller: and El Linchador is giving Titan 3 a bit more than he can handle.. El Linchador just won’t give up!

Mr. Smith: It is the nature of the champion.. he has a huge heart, and he’s not afraid to use it…

Paco: What kind of shit is that? He has a heart and he’s not afraid to use it? C’mon Mr. Smith, you tell me what good is your heart when you are getting slammed left and right?

{o|>Titan 3 picks El Linchador back up and whips him to the ropes.. El Linchador bounces off and Titan 3 puts his head down for a back body drop! El Linchador stops dead on his tracks and then nails Titan 3 with a swift kick to the chest, bringing him up! El Linchador then jumps on his shoulders and this time he takes down Titan 3 with a Hurricanrana into a pin! The ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out!! El Linchador gets up and brings Titan 3 to his feet.. He then turns him around and applies a full nelson! Titan 3 is about to get out of it but El Linchador then turns it into a dragon suplex with a bridge! The ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out! El Linchador looks around to the crowd and then tells them it’s over! He drags Titan 3 towards the middle of the ring and then he goes to the corner… He climbs it, stands at the top and then goes for The Stampede!! Titan 3 rolls out of the way though and El Linchador hits nothing but mat!<|o}

Miller: and El Linchador barely misses with his finisher!!

Mr. Smith: Oh if he would have hit it, we would have a new champion!

Paco: New two time champion!

{o|>Both Titan 3 and El Linchador get up.. El Linchador quickly jumps on Titan 3’s shoulders and takes him down with a head scissors.. Titan 3 rolls to the outside and the ref begins the 10 count as El Linchador takes a breather.. Just then Homeboy and Angel come down the ramp! The ref looks on as both men begin to attack Titan 3!! The ref gets out of the ring and tries to get them off as El Linchador gets up and looks on wondering what the hell is going on.. Just then the crowd screams as from behind El Linchador comes Andrew Logan! El Linchador turns around and Logan grabs him by his neck! He lifts him up and drops him with a hellacious Chokeslam!! The crowd boos loudly as Andrew Logan rolls out of the ring quickly and then grabs Homeboy and Angel and together they head back up the ramp.. The ref checks on Titan 3 who gets up slowly and then rolls inside the ring.. The ref goes in too and checks on El Linchador who is out.. Titan 3 crawls over to El Linchador and throws his arm on top of him for the pin! The ref counts! One! Two! Th.. kick out!! The crowd goes wild.. <|o}

Miller: and El Linchador kicks out after being Choke slammed by Andrew Logan! But why!? Why has EC attacked El Linchador!!

Mr. Smith: I guess that “truce” we saw earlier was not really what it appeared to be.. obviously.. Explicit Content is not happy with El Linchador’s decision!

Paco: Now that’s more like it.. screw that sportsmanship bs!

{o|>Titan 3 gets up slowly and then he picks up El Linchador, he turns him around and then pulls back on his head… Titan 3 then applies a gut wrench and lifts him into a crucifix position! Ground Zero time! Titan 3 goes to deliver it, no, El Linchador manages to break free! Titan 3 turns around and El Linchador lifts him and drops him with a body slam! El Linchador now goes to the top but as he does, he appears to get dizzy… He holds the back of his head and loses his balance, causing him to fall hurting his jewels again! Titan 3 gets up and then hooks El Linchador into the crucifix.. He then climbs to the second turnbuckle before jumping off and delivering ground zero from there!!! “OH!!” is heard from the crowd after witnessing the reversed crucifix Powerbomb.. Titan 3 turns El Linchador around.. the crowd comes to their feet, Titan 3 pins him and the ref counts! One! Two! Three!! Bell rings… <|o}

Joey: Y el ganador… y TODAVIA… El CAMPEON DEL MUNDO!!!! TITAN 3!!!

Paco: Damn, Joey’s Spanish is damn good.. better than mine!

Miller: and El Linchador comes up short yet again against Titan 3!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, but you have to admit.. that Chokeslam from a bitter Andrew Logan took a lot out of him.. I mean you saw him lose his balance as he went to the top.. He was still feeling the effects off that Chokeslam..

Paco: Yeah, Logan took him as high as he could have taken him and then brought him down as fast and as hard as he could!

Miller: He sure did, El Linchador has been broken down.. by Titan 3, and now, by Explicit Content…

Mr. Smith: Yeah, and now the question has to be asked, what will happen next? With the ties between EC and HOP apparently over early.. now.. it’s a four way war again with TD and the FTF…

Paco: What will happen next? Easy.. Armageddon baby! These guys will destroy each other! It’s going to be hell on earth, hell in the ICWF and hey, it all starts tonight, with the Insane Rumble!

Miller: You are so right Paco.. with members of each stable in the rumble.. anything and everything can and probably will happen!

Mr. Smith: Yeah.. I can’t wait.. I don’t think anyone can..

Paco: Then why wait? Let’s get this rumble started!!

Miller: No objections here.. Joey.. the mic is all yours..

{o|>Joey gets inside the ring and then speaks.. <|o}

Joey: Damas y Caballeros… It is.. RUMBLE TIME!!

{o|>The crowd goes wild and then more fireworks go off, and a great display lights up the skies of Mexico, City… <|o}

Joey: The rules for this match are as follows... two wrestlers will be chosen to go at it first and then every two minutes after that a brand new wrestler will join the fray until all 30 members have entered the ring. In order to win the wrestlers must throw each other out until only one remains… That remaining wrestler will not only be crowned the Insane Rumble 2003 Champion.. but he will become the #1 contender to the World Title and will receive a title shot at Halloween Riot III!!! And now to the participants who drew #1 and #2!!

{o|>The crowd stands up to see who drew #1 and then “Juicy” By Notorious B.I.G. begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly as Homeboy makes his way out.. <|o}

Joey: Introducing first, from Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada… Here is Explicit Content member.. Homeboy!!!

{o|>He gets inside the ring, happy that the crowd is cheering… but you can tell he’s not happy about drawing #1.. Then “Here to Stay” By Korn begins to play and the crowd boos loudly.. <|o}

Joey: and his opponent… Making his way to the ring from Dundee, Michigan… Here is Total Damnation member… Kingpin!!!

{o|>Kingpin comes out.. not minding the fans at all, but also obviously pissed because of his luck in the draw.. <|o}

Miller: and Kingpin and Homeboy get the worst numbers you can possibly get here in the rumble.. they are not going to be the odds on favor to win this one..

Mr. Smith: No, and like him or not, you have to feel bad for Kingpin.. He is fighting for his friends.. if he doesn’t win, they will die.. simple as that, and it’s just not right..

Miller: It sure isn’t.. Folks you are probably wondering where Paco is? Well, he is on the other side of the ring with the “teacha” Edward Jones… they are going to be calling the action from that side of the ring, just to make sure that we don’t miss anything, enabling us to keep you, the fans on the know.. there is the bell and the rumble is under way!..

Mr. Smith: The madness begins!

{o|>Homeboy and Kingpin lock up and Kingpin right away applies a headlock.. Homeboy quickly pushes him to the ropes.. Kingpin bounces off and Homeboy nails him with a shoulder tackle.. Kingpin doesn’t go down and Homeboy bounces himself off the ropes and goes for a second one.. He connects but Kingpin still doesn’t go down! Homeboy tells Kingpin for him to try it.. Kingpin does, bounces off the ropes but Homeboy surprises him with a drop kick right to the kisser! The crowd cheers loudly and Homeboy picks up Kingpin, lifts him into a body slam position and takes him to the ropes!! The crowd cheers as Homeboy is trying to get rid of Kingpin early! Kingpin hangs on to the top rope, but then, lets go of the ropes with one hands, reaching back, and raking the eyes of Homeboy, blinding him momentarily and causing him to let go of Kingpin. Kingpin regains his footing and then nails Homeboy with a hard right hand.. Homeboy stumbles backwards and Kingpin quickly grabs him, picks him up and body slams him in the middle of the ring. < |o}

Paco: Kingpin almost got eliminated in record time there!

Jones: He sure did Paco.. and did you hear those two over there yapping about getting ready to rumble? We don’t want to know about their personal lives..

{o|>Kingpin picks up Homeboy and whips him to the ropes.. Homeboy bounces off and Kingpin nails him with a knee to the mid section flipping him over… Kingpin picks him right back up and whips him to the corner.. Homeboy hits hard and Kingpin charges at him going for a big time splash! Homeboy puts his boot up though, nailing Kingpin right in the face! Kingpin stumbles backwards and Homeboy hops on the second turnbuckle and then jumps off, and nails Kingpin with a double axe handle smash right between the eyes! Homeboy picks up Kingpin and then hooks him for a suplex.. he connects with it! Homeboy looks around at the crowd and then points to the outside.. they cheer loudly and he picks up Kingpin over his shoulder and then goes to try to throw him out of the ring again! Kingpin hangs on to the ropes as Homeboy continues to push hard.. The countdown gets started and the fans get up to see who is coming out.. the fans shout “zero” and then a buzzer goes off.. “Bring the Pain” By Method Man begins to play… < |o}

Miller: Oh my!! It’s the GWO World Champion Punisher!!!

Mr. Smith: He must be one of the special guests! Of all people I thought would join, he wasn’t one of the ones in my list!

{o|>The fans give a mix reaction as Punisher slides under the bottom rope and quickly charges at Homeboy, lifting his feet from under him and throwing both men over the top! No, they are able to roll back in under the bottom rope and Punisher begins a stomp-a-thon on Homeboy.. He then picks him up and whips him to the ropes.. Homeboy bounces off and Punisher catches him and drops him with a pancake splash! Punisher gets up and taunts Homeboy.. he turns around only to get met by a vicious clothesline from Kingpin! Kingpin gets on top of Punisher now and begins to nail him with a flurry of punches! Homeboy gets up slowly and then sees Kingpin all over Punisher.. He bounces himself off of the ropes and then nails Kingpin with a drop kick right to the side of the head.. Kingpin rolls off of Punisher and falls out of the ring, going under the bottom rope.. Homeboy picks up Punisher and lifts him into a body slam position.. no.. Punisher breaks free, falling behind him and then he grabs Homeboy by his head and tights and tries to throw him out! Homeboy is able to hang on to the ropes though. < |o}

Paco: That bastard! I manage him in the GWO and he didn’t tell me he was going to enter!!

Jones: ah, so you are a manager now? Is that why you have been working on as of late?

{o|>Paco doesn’t give him an answer as back in the ring, Punisher almost has Homeboy out.. Kingpin gets up on the outside and then walks over to the time keeper and grabs a chair.. He then walks over to the side where Punisher has Homeboy on the brinks of elimination when Kingpin swings and nails Punisher right on the head with the chair!! Punisher falls down to the mat and Homeboy is able to roll back inside the ring…. Kingpin gets in with the chair and then he lays it in the middle of the ring.. he then picks up Punisher and whips him to the ropes.. Punisher bounces off and Kingpin puts his head down for a back body drop! Punisher stops dead on his tracks though, hooking Kingpin between his legs and then lifting him into a crucifix position.. the crowd cheers and then Punisher delivers a crucifix Powerbomb onto the chair!!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd and then the countdown gets started again! The fans get up to see who is coming out.. the fans shout “zero” and then the buzzer goes off.. “Number 1” By Nelly begins to play… < |o}

Miller: and here comes Roz Blayze!!! One of the many ICWF rookies looking to make a huge impact in this rumble!

Mr. Smith: He should look into making a huge impact in the hooked on phonics collection.. That boy has issues!

{o|>Roz Blayze rushes to the ring with the fans giving him a mix reaction.. He slides inside the ring and as Homeboy is getting up, he nails him with a spinning heel kick to the face! Roz Blayze then goes after Punisher nailing him with rights and lefts.. Blayze backs him up to the corner and then he nails him with a few knife edge chops to the chest.. Blayze then gets on top of Punisher and begins to nail him with right hands as the crowd counts along.. He reaches “10!” followed by huge cheers from the crowd.. He hops down, turns around and gets nailed by a Superkick from Homeboy!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as Homeboy then lays the chair previously used by Punisher on top of Blayze’s chest.. Homeboy then goes to the ropes.. bounces off and delivers a leg drop onto the chair, crushing Roz Blayze under it! Kingpin gets up holding the back of his head.. He sees Blayze with the chair on top of him and he bounces himself off the ropes and then delivers a rolling thunder onto him!! < |o}

Paco: His ribs have to be crushed after those two shots! Roz Blayze is taking a beating Jones!

Jones: You know, in any sport.. they always pick on the rookie… they always play tricks on him and make him do silly shit.. Not in the ICWF.. all they do to rookies here is give them a hell of a beating!

{o|>Kingpin picks up Roz Blayze and then takes him to the corner.. He then tries to eliminate him and Homeboy comes over to help! They almost got him out when Punisher comes out of nowhere and nails both men with a double clothesline.. Punisher then grabs Homeboy and hooks him for a suplex.. He lifts him up but Homeboy blocks it, and instead it is him who picks him up and delivers it! Kingpin on the other side whips Roz Blayze to the ropes… Roz Blayze bounces off and Kingpin catches him and lifts him into a gorilla press! Kingpin holds him for a few seconds before slamming him hard to the mat! Kingpin then walks over to the corner where Homeboy is nailing Punisher with kicks to the chest… Kingpin joins him, kicking Punisher until he’s down to the canvas.. Homeboy and Kingpin pick him up and then go to toss him out! The countdown gets started again and the fans get up to see who is coming out next.. the fans shout “zero” and then the buzzer goes off.. “Thunder Kiss ‘65” By White Zombie begins to play… < |o}

Miller: and here comes Eliminator! He is one of the rookies ODJ told that this was their last chance to make an impression!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, let’s see what he makes of this huge opportunity!

{o|>Eliminator takes his time getting to the ring… Homeboy and Kingpin almost have Punisher out but he is hanging on to the second and bottom rope.. Eliminator gets inside the ring and then pulls Kingpin off of Punisher, making the save.. Eliminator goes to nail Kingpin with a right hand but then Kingpin blocks it and nails him with a hard right hand of his own.. Eliminator stumbles backwards right into Roz Blayze who turns him around and then nails him with a right hand of his own! Eliminator goes back to Kingpin who nails him with another hard right hand! Eliminator drops to the mat and before Kingpin can do anything, he is nailed with a forearm shot to the head by Homeboy… Roz Blayze picks up Eliminator and gives him what many of us like to call a “bitch slap!” Eliminator stumbles backwards, onto the ropes and Roz Blayze charges at him and gives him a hell of a clothesline, sending him over the top and onto the floor!!< |o}

Paco: Holy shit! Define Irony Jones? Eliminator is the first… “eliminated.”

Jones: Yeah, and what makes it worst for him is, look at who eliminated him!

{o|>Punisher uses the ropes to get up and then Roz Blayze comes over and nails him with a hard right hand! Roz Blayze then takes him to the middle of the ring and then gives him a kick to the gut.. Punisher folds in pain as Roz Blayze bounces himself off of the ropes and then jumps over Punisher and takes him down with a sunset flip, no, he turns it into a half Boston Crab! Punisher is pain but he quickly pushes up and then reaches for one of Blayze’s foot.. he grabs it and pulls it, knocking Blayze down.. Punisher then quickly wraps the legs of Roz Blayze and applies a Sharpshooter!! Roz Blayze is in some serious pain but it doesn’t last long as Homeboy comes over, bounces off the ropes and then drops Punisher from behind with a bulldog!! The countdown gets started again and the fans get up once again to see who is coming out next.. The buzzer goes off as the number “zero” hits and “Last Caress” by AFI begins to play… <|o}

Miller: and here comes Kylo’s protégé, Jordan Glory.. better known to his fans as J-Glo!

Mr. Smith: J-Glo!? How original! But never mind the name, this kid has talent…

{o|>J-Glo gets inside the ring and is quickly met by a right hand from Kingpin! Another, another, one more! Kingpin backs J-Glo to the corner and there he drives his shoulder to the mid section of Glory.. Kingpin then whips him to the opposite corner.. no.. reversal by Jordan and Kingpin hits hard.. J-Glo charges at him, jumps on him and then takes him out of the corner with a monkey flip! Jordan Glory gets up and then walks over to Punisher and picks him up.. He then throws him over his shoulder and tries to eliminate him! On the corner you see Roz Blayze and Homeboy going at it.. exchanging rights and lefts.. Homeboy gets the upper hand backing Roz to the middle of the ring.. He then gives him a kick to the gut.. Roz folds over and then Homeboy bounces off the ropes and then delivers a swinging Neckbreaker to Roz Blayze! Homeboy throws his arms up in the air and the crowd cheers loudly.. He then turns around only get speared by Kingpin!! < |o}

Paco: Damn! Kingpin nearly cut Homeboy in half!!

Jones: Yeah, and that’s the thing during this type of match.. you have to keep an eye on the guy you are fighting, and then keep an eye on everyone else.. or something like that can happen.. Hell, if you are not alert enough, you can even be tossed out.

{o|>Kingpin sees Jordan Glory trying to eliminate Punisher and he walks over, grabs Jordan’s legs and tosses him to the outside! No! He rolls right back inside, behind Punisher.. Kingpin begins stomping on both Punisher and J-Glo before Homeboy comes from behind Kingpin, pulls back on his head, hooks him and drops him with a reverse DDT! Homeboy gets up and taunts Kingpin… He then walks over to Roz Blayze and picks him up… he whips him to the ropes but Roz Blayze reverses it.. Homeboy bounces off and Roz Blayze jumps onto Homeboy’s shoulders and delivers a Hurricanrana!! Blayze jumps to his feet excited but then he gets blind sided by J-Glo who nails him with a spinning heel kick to the back of the head! J-Glo celebrates but he is then turned around by Kingpin who picks him up on his shoulders and then drops him with a Samoan drop! The countdown gets started once again and the fans get up to see who is coming out next.. The buzzer goes off as the number “zero” hits and “Welcome to your Death” by ICP begins to play… <|o}

Miller: and here comes another rookie under the gun by ODJ, Static..

Mr. Smith: Yeah, and he better do a lot better than Eliminator.. Not only was Eliminator, “eliminated” but I just found out that he has been… “terminated.”

{o|>Kingpin is on his feet waiting for the rookie when Homeboy comes from behind him, wraps his arms around his waist and then delivers a German suplex! Static rolls inside the ring hoping to catch Homeboy by surprise as he turns around.. Static goes for a clothesline but Homeboy ducks it! They both turn to face each other and Homeboy gives him a quick kick to the mid section, hooks him an drops him with a DDT!! Homeboy then gets up and brings Static to his feet… Homeboy grabs him by his head and then runs with him towards the ropes and tosses him over the top! Static lands hard on the floor, becoming the second wrestler to be eliminated… Homeboy laughs and then turns around only to get clotheslined by Punisher!! Homeboy goes over the top but manages to hang on to the ropes and then rolls back inside the ring… Punisher begins stomping on him while on the other side of the ring.. J-Glo picks up Roz Blayze and then throws him against the turnbuckle.. There he begins to nail him with an array of knife edge chops to the chest! < |o}

Paco: damn that Static didn’t last long did he? Man, and I thought Eliminator sucked…

Jones: Well it just goes to show you that some people can cut it in the ICWF, and some can’t.. and then some, are just here to make other wrestlers look good.. I think that’s the case for Static, and Eliminator.

{o|>J-Glo now sets up Blayze for his variation of the “shattered dreams” J-Glo then takes a few steps back and delivers a drop kick right to the nuts of Roz Blayze!!! “OH!!” is heard from the crowd as Blayze stays there, in big time pain.. Just then, out of nowhere comes Kingpin who delivers a drop kick of his own! “OH!!!” Then comes Punisher.. He acts as if he’s setting up to kick a field goal and then nails Blayze with another low blow!! “OH!!!!” is heard again!! Roz Blayze appears to be turning purple and then, in comes Homeboy who delivers a third drop kick to Roz Blayze!! The crowd is going wild as Roz Blayze finally drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring holding his jewels.. The crowd is loving it but the 4 on 1 attack is quickly broken off as they start to go at it again.. The countdown gets started once again and the fans get up to see who is coming out next.. The buzzer goes off as the number “zero” hits and “Paradise City” by Guns N Roses begins to play… The crowd goes wild…<|o}

Miller: Oh my is the former OCW World Champion, Josh Allen!!

Mr. Smith: What!?! An OCW guy as a guest!? ODJ must really like this guy, cuz he hates OCW!

{o|>Josh Allen gets inside the ring and immediately goes after Homeboy! He begins to nail him with rights and lefts and Homeboy tries to fight him off, but JA is fresh and full of energy… He whips Homeboy to the ropes, Homeboy bounces off and then JA nails him spinning elbow to the face! Homeboy goes down hard and Josh Allen gets on top of him and begins to pound him with rights and lefts.. Meanwhile Punisher goes at it with Kingpin in one corner as Jordan Glory gets out of the ring and picks up Roz Blayze who is still hurting big time… or so it seems… Jordan whips him towards the steel steps but Roz reverses it and Glory hits hard! Roz Blayze limps his way over to Jordan Glory, picks him up and then smashes his face against the steel steps! Blayze picks him back up and this time slams him against the guard rail! He begins taunting Glory while back in the ring.. Josh Allen picks up Homeboy and then throws him over his shoulders.. He then takes him to the ropes and tries to eliminate him! < |o}

Paco: I don’t think ODJ hates OCW like those morons think.. I mean, inviting Josh Allen is a clear explanation of that.. but wow, two world champions from other federations are two of ODJ’s first guests.. I mean, the next eight could really be anyone!

Jones: Yeah, I mean, we didn’t think he would invite anyone from other feds.. but now that we see this.. we might see guys from God knows what other federations!

{o|>Kingpin gets the upper hand on Punisher and then sets him up on the top turnbuckle.. Kingpin then takes a few steps back and then nails with a drop kick! Punisher goes over the top, but manages to hang on, and does not fall to the outside.. Kingpin curses as Punisher rolls back in.. Kingpin brings him to his feet and then whips him to the ropes.. Punisher bounces off and Kingpin goes for a clothesline.. Punisher ducks it, swings around Kingpin and drops him with a swinging DDT! Meanwhile, Josh Allen can’t get Homeboy over the ropes so he stops and brings him back in.. he then whips him towards the corner.. no.. Homeboy reverses it, pulls Josh Allen in and drops him with a short arm clothesline! The countdown is underway again and the fans look on, wondering who could be next.... The buzzer goes off as the number “zero” hits and “White Noize” by Sinisstar begins to play… The crowd cheers slightly…< |o}

Miller: and here comes the first, and only female wrestler in this match up..

Mr. Smith: Yeah, but Pit Viper is not at a disadvantage here… She’s been facing men for many years now..

{o|>Pit Viper doesn’t go inside the ring, instead she tackles Roz Blayze on the outside as he was stomping on Jordan Glory… She then brings him to his feet, jumps on his shoulders and delivers a Hurricanrana! She then grabs Jordan Glory.. picks him up and goes for the same move.. Jordan blocks it though, bringing Pit Viper back up and then drops backwards, so Pit Viper drops across the guard rail chest first! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as Jordan Glory now gets up and brings Pit Viper back up only to toss her inside the ring.. He jumps on the apron, and is about to go in but he gets nailed by Punisher with an elbow to the face! Jordan goes flying down to the outside, landing hard against the guard rail.. Kingpin makes it to his feet and sees Pit Viper getting up.. He takes a stand and waits for her to be fully vertical.. When she is, Kingpin comes from behind, and nails her with a knee to the back of her head! Pit Viper goes stumbling forwards, onto the ropes, and over the top to the outside!! <|o}

Paco: Oh no!! Pit Viper got eliminated! Damn you Kingpin! I wanted to see some TNA tonight!!

Jones: Damn, Kingpin showing no remorse there.. Kick a women when she’s down.. or knee a woman..

{o|>Kingpin laughs as Pit Viper struggles to get up on the outside.. Just then Homeboy comes from behind him and tries to eliminate him! The crowd cheers loudly and Kingpin tries to hold on for dear life.. Josh Allen walks over but he is quickly turned around by Punisher and then whipped to the corner.. Josh Allen hits hard and Punisher charges at him.. Josh Allen puts his boots up though, nailing him right on the kisser! Punisher stumbles backwards and Josh Allen hooks him with a headlock.. he then runs towards the corner, jumps on the second turnbuckle, swings around and delivers a Tornado bulldog!!! The crowd cheers the very creative move.. Josh Allen throws his arms up and then turns around.. Roz Blayze jumps up on the apron and then jumps on the top rope, then onto Josh Allen’s shoulders and he takes him down with a Hurricanrana! The countdown begins again and the crowd counts along… as they reach zero, the buzzer goes off and “Killin’ in the name of” By Rage Against the Machine begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction..<|o}

Miller: Well that music belongs to Chris Townsend and Mr. Smith, out of all these rookies in trial today.. he appears to be the one that might actually make it..

Mr. Smith: Yeah, he better make something happen here though.. because I was just informed that Static has been “let go” as well.. I’m telling you Miller, ODJ isn’t fooling around today!

{o|>Chris Townsend comes out and rushes to the ring but he is then cut off by Jordan Glory who nails him with a take down clothesline! Jordan Glory picks him back up and then throws him hard against the guard rail.. He then brings him back up and tosses him inside the ring.. Glory goes in himself and then he is about to pick up Townsend but Roz Blayze nails him with a right hand.. no.. Glory blocks it and then he goes for a kick.. Roz Blayze blocks that though, catching Glory’s foot but then Glory nails him with an enziguri kick! Blayze drops like a sack of bricks and Glory is about to do more damage when he gets turned around by Townsend, who nails him with a thumb to the eye.. Glory stumbles backwards and Townsend quickly lifts him for a body slam but Glory breaks free, falling behind him.. Glory quickly turns him around, hooks him, spins him around and then drops him with a verta-breaker! Glory then picks up Townsend, throws him over his shoulder and then takes him over to the ropes and tries to eliminate him.. He does! < |o}

Paco: and another rookie bites the dust.. damn them, don’t they realize how important this is? Geez..

Jones: Well, Townsend tried.. I mean you saw that vicious thumb to the eye he gave Glory.. I haven’t looked at my notes, but I think that was his finisher..

{o|>They both burst out laughing as back in the ring you have match ups happening all over the place.. Josh Allen battles Punisher as Kingpin and Homeboy, the guys who have been there since the beginning, are still going at it strong.. Then you have Glory and Roz Blayze who appear to have found a deep hate for each other, battling it out in the corner. Josh Allen hooks Punisher for a suplex and he connects with it.. Kingpin whips Homeboy to the ropes.. Homeboy bounces off and Kingpin applies a sleeper hold!! Roz Blayze gives Glory a kick to the gut and then hooks him between his legs.. He lifts him up, no, Glory blocks it and then back body drops Roz Blayze.. Homeboy starts to fade from the sleeper hold but then bounces right back as he delivers a jawbreaker, breaking the hold! Josh Allen picks up Punisher and goes to throw him over the top.. no.. Punisher blocks it and he tries to throw Josh Allen over! Just then the countdown gets started again.. the mostly Mexican crowd counts in Spanish.. as they reach zero.. the buzzer goes off again and a theme never heard before begins to play.. a man comes out and the crowd right away boos.. < |o}

Miller: no way! No way! ODJ invited this guy? You have to be kidding me!

Mr. Smith: Brock Lesnar! The WWE’s next big thing is here in the ICWF!! Holy cow!!

{o|>The man himself stands in the ramp way looking on and then slowly makes his way down the ramp.. No one has notice him as they continue to fight each other… Brock gets inside the ring and he walks over to Punisher and Josh Allen and begins to nail them with rights and lefts.. Brock then grabs Josh Allen and whips him to the ropes.. Josh Allen bounces off and he catches him and drops him with a Powerslam!! Brock then goes after Punisher.. He whips him to the ropes.. Punisher bounces off and Brock nails him with a big boot to the face!! Brock then makes his way over to Kingpin and Homeboy.. He nails Kingpin from behind and then begins to nail him with a flurry of punches.. Homeboy sees who he is and then nails him with a knife edge chop! Another! Another! Brock is reeling.. Homeboy then bounces himself off the ropes but before he can do anything, Brock catches him and lifts him onto his shoulders, setting him up for a F5! Brock goes to deliver it but Homeboy blocks it, landing on his feet then wrapping his arms around Brock’s waist and dropping him with a belly to belly suplex!! <|o}

Paco: Nice move by Homeboy.. and now I see what ODJ has done.. He has invited a few world champions from other federations to see how they fair here in the ICWF..

Jones: really? But Josh Allen isn’t a world champion any more..

Paco: But he probably was, when ODJ asked him to be in it..

{o|>Jordan Glory sees Homeboy pick up Brock and set him between his legs.. he runs towards the ropes, bounces off and delivers a “take down” clothesline on Homeboy! Jordan Glory then picks up Brock and delivers a head scissors take down on him.. Meanwhile Punisher sees Kingpin leaning against the ropes and then charges at him and nails him with a clothesline! Both men go over the top rope but manage to roll back inside the ring.. Josh Allen stumbles to his feet only to get met by a forearm shot to the face by Roz Blayze.. Josh Allen stumbles to the corner and Roz Blayze walks over and climbs to the second turnbuckle.. he begins to nail him with right hands but then Josh Allen takes him out of the corner and delivers an atomic drop! Roz Blayze is in big time pain, after what his nuts went through earlier in the match.. Allen is about to do more damage when he gets run over by Brock Lesnar, who nails him with a vicious spear! Just then the countdown gets started again.. “zero” is reached and then “Praise” By Sevendust begins to play.. <|o}

Miller: and here comes one half of Unstoppable Force, Jason Blood!

Mr. Smith: Here is a man who is in this thing not to win it, not to toss anyone out, he is only in it to make some money.. for what? To fix his messed up face.. which ironically enough was messed up by the man who is now his tag team partner.. Trent Steel.. go figure that one out.

{o|>Jason Blood rushes to the ring and then hops up on the apron.. He then jumps on the top turnbuckle.. Brock Lesnar notices him, but a bit too late, as Jason Blood jumps off and nails him with a missile drop kick!! Brock Lesnar doesn’t go down though.. only to stumbles to the ropes.. Jason Blood charges at him and goes for a spinning heel kick but Brock Lesnar ducks it and Jason goes flying over him and over the top rope! Jason manages to grab the top rope with his left hand though, and does not fall to the outside.. Brock Lesnar turns around and is surprise to see Jason Blood.. He charges at him but Blood nails him with a shoulder to the mid section.. Brock stumbles backwards and then Jason Blood uses the top rope to pull himself over the top rope, and lands on Brock’s shoulders and then delivers a Frankestainer, sending Brock flying to the outside!! Blood manages to hang on but Brock is down and out!! The crowd cheers loudly.. < |o}

Paco: and the next big thing has become the next one eliminated!!

Jones: and by Jason Blood too! He’s looking impressive early on, much like Roz Blayze who is simply shocking everyone.

{o|>Jason Blood gets back inside the ring only to get attacked by Jordan Glory with rights and lefts… Kingpin in the mean time is going at it once again with Homeboy!! Punisher begins to battle Roz Blayze as Josh Allen takes a breather in the corner. Jordan Glory hooks Jason Blood by his mid section and then delivers a Northern Lights Suplex… Kingpin gives Homeboy a knee to the mid section and then he sets Homeboy on the top turnbuckle.. He then climbs to the second turnbuckle, hooks Homeboy and drops him with a Superplex!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd after the big impact move.. Punisher gives Roz Blayze a thumb to the eye.. He then hooks him and drops him with a T-Bone Suplex!! Punisher taunts Roz Blayze but then gets nailed from behind by Josh Allen with a forearm shot! Punisher stumbles towards the ropes and Josh Allen right away tries to eliminate him! The countdown gets started once again.. the crowd counts down and then the buzzer is heard after they shout “zero!” Then… “Southtown” by POD begins to play and the crowd boos loudly..<|o}

Paco: and it’s the new sensation coming out.. damn.. wouldn’t it have been something if “the next big thing” faced off against the “new sensation” Silvio Syn?

Jones: I don’t think it would have, I mean, if Jason Blood took out Brock Lesnar, imagine what Syn would have done to him!

{o|>Silvio Syn makes his way out and rushes to the ring, ignoring the boos from the fans.. He slides under the bottom rope and nails Josh Allen from behind, preventing him from tossing Punisher to the outside.. Syn grabs Allen and tosses him to the side and then Syn grabs Punisher and begins to nail him with right hands!! Meanwhile Jordan Glory picks up Jason Blood and then tries to eliminate him! Kingpin picks up Homeboy after delivering the vicious Superplex and then lifts him and goes try to eliminate him as well.. Roz Blayze makes it to his feet and then goes after Josh Allen, he hooks both of his legs and then catapults Josh Allen over the top rope, but not to the outside as Josh Allen hangs on to the ropes and rolls back inside.. Silvio Syn now whips Punisher to the ropes… Punisher reverses it and Silvio Syn bounces off, and gets nailed with a big boot to the face! Punisher then drags Silvio Syn towards the corner… He then goes to the outside and pulls Silvio by his feet, crushing his jewels against the ring post!<|o}

Miller: and Silvio Syn the young gun being manhandled by Punisher, a guy he will face some time down the road in the GWO for the World Title.

Mr. Smith: I guess it’s ok to talk about other feds since people from other feds are in the rumble?

Miller: Yeah, it’s ok Mr. Smith.

Mr. Smith: Good, cuz I want to say Troyboy sucks ass! Giving us a bad name, What the hell is he thinking..

{o|>Miller gives Mr. Smith a weird look as back on the outside of the ring, Punisher wraps Silvio Syn’s legs around the steel post and then applies a figure four!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as they see the painful hold on.. Back inside the ring Glory gives one last push to Jason Blood and he goes over, but not to the outside as he rolls back inside.. Glory appears a bit frustrated and begins to take out his frustrations on him as he stomps him down.. Roz Blayze picks up Josh Allen only to get an upper cut for his troubles.. Roz Blayze stumbles backwards and Josh Allen then bounces himself off the ropes, charges at him and nails him with a flying forearm to the head! Punisher on the outside breaks the figure four after the refs plead with him.. Just then, the countdown gets started again.. The fans get up, countdown and then the buzzer goes off… “Turns to Ashes” By 36 Crazy Fists begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction as Tommy Crimson makes his way to the ring.. <|o}

Paco: and Tommy Crimson looking to make a huge impact early in his ICWF career.. You know Jones, I like this guy..

Jones:Tommy Crimson can be a great wrestler, when he is consistent.. He’s been riding a roller-coaster here in the ICWF.. Having his ups and downs.. I honestly think, that when he accomplish that, he will be a prime time player in the ICWF.

{o|>Tommy Crimson slides inside the ring and sees Homeboy struggling to get Homeboy out.. Crimson rushes over and gives him a push, sending both men over the top, but not to the outside as they are able to roll back in.. Crimson then catches Jordan Glory off guard, running him over with a clothesline.. Crimson then grabs Roz Blayze and whips him to the corner.. Blayze hits hard and Crimson rushes over and goes for a huge splash but Blayze gets out of the way and Crimson hits nothing but turnbuckle.. Blayze quickly pulls back on the head of Crimson, hooks him and then delivers a reversed suplex! On the outside, Punisher picks up Silvio Syn and tosses him inside the ring.. He goes in himself and then picks him back up.. Punisher then whips him to the ropes.. Syn bounces off and Punisher goes for a clothesline.. Syn ducks it though and then puts on the breaks.. both men turns towards each other and Syn gives Punisher a big boot to the face! <|o}

Miller: the ring it’s getting full Mr. Smith.. We have nine superstars going at it!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, and I think it’s about time we check the times for wrestlers.. Let’s see.. both Homeboy and Kingpin have been in the rumble for 25 minutes while Punisher is closing in on 21 minutes.. Roz Blayze has been there for 20 while Jordan Glory just hit 19 minutes.. everyone else is below 10 or just above 10 minutes..

{o|>Josh Allen grabs Jason Blood and sets him on the top turnbuckle.. He then climbs it and hooks him for a Superplex.. Jason Blood blocks it though, nailing Josh Allen with a few shots to the ribs before pushing him off! Josh Allen lands hard and Jason Blood stands up on the top turnbuckle, jumps off, and connects with a big time Shooting Star Press!! Silvio Syn picks up Punisher and then grabs him by his neck! Punisher gives him a thumb to the eye though and then whips Silvio Syn to the ropes.. Silvio Syn bounces off and Punisher goes for a big boot! Silvio Syn ducks it and then puts on the breaks.. They turn towards each other and Silvio Syn again grabs him by his neck! This time he is able to lift him and Chokeslam him to the outside!!!! Punisher is eliminated and the fans aren’t happy! Just then the countdown gets started and the fans turn their attention towards the entrance way.. the buzzer goes off and “Brain Stew” Begins to play as the crowd goes wild, and at the same time, laugh loudly… <|o}

Paco: Oh my God!! It’s the biggest loser in ICWF history!! Han Zo Mon!!!

Jones: This guy always enters the rumble, and we always ask one simple question… WHY!? He always embarrasses himself.. I mean he holds the record for the wrestler getting thrown out the fastest at 3 seconds.. 3 SECONDS!

{o|>HZM takes his time getting to the ring while in it.. the matches have broken up into Jason Blood going at it with Tommy Crimson.. Jordan Glory vs. Silvio Syn… Roz Blayze vs. Kingpin and Homeboy vs. Josh Allen.. Jason Blood takes the advantage of his match up and whips Crimson to the ropes.. Crimson bounces off and Jason Blood gives him a kick to the gut.. He then hooks him for a suplex.. he tries to deliver it, but Crimson blocks it and instead, Crimson lifts him up and delivers a Jackhammer instead!!! Jordan Glory gives Silvio Syn a series of kicks to the mid section and then hooks him for a DDT! But Syn blocks it.. lifting Jordan Glory up and then taking him to the ropes! He throws him out but Jordan Glory hangs on to the top rope and lands on the apron.. Syn then charges at him but Jordan Glory gives him a shoulder to the mid section, sending him stumbling backwards… Roz Blayze gets whipped to the ropes by Kingpin.. Roz Blayze bounces off and Kingpin catches him and drops him with a boss man slam! <|o}

Miller: a lot of good match ups going on right now Mr. Smith, but no one is getting eliminated.. I mean, besides Punisher who just got eliminated a few minutes ago.. it’s been a long time since someone has flown over those ropes…

Mr. Smith: It sure has, letting you know how bad these guys want to win this rumble.. 15 guys have gone in, 15 to go.. I mean, we could a full ring by the time TLS comes out.. This rumble is that competitive..

{o|>HZM is walking around the ring, high fiving the fans and enjoying his moment in the ICWF, or the sun again.. Back in the ring Homeboy and Josh Allen nail each other with knife edge chops to the chest.. trying to out power the other.. neither is giving way though.. Crimson peels Jason Blood off of the mat and then lifts him over his shoulder and tries to eliminate him! Jordan Glory waits for Silvio Syn to get up, as he stands on the outside.. Syn gets up and Jordan pulls himself inside the ring, jumping over the ropes but Silvio Syn catches him and delivers a Powerslam! Kingpin picks up Roz Blayze and whips him to the ropes again.. Roz Blayze this time jumps onto the second rope, spins around and then nails Kingpin upside the head with a round house kick, making Kingpin flip in mid air!! Homeboy wins the battle of chops as Allen folds over holding his chest.. Homeboy quickly grabs him by his arm, hooks it between Allen’s legs and then picks him up and delivers a Pump Handle Slam!! The crowd gives a nice reaction and then the countdown gets started again! The crowd counts along, and as the buzzard goes off, they get up to see who is coming out.. “Pain” By 2Pac begins to play and the crowd boos the loudest it has booed tonight.. <|o}

Paco: and here comes the most hated man in the ICWF, and ironically enough, one of the favorites to win it.. Killa Mutha f’n Kali!!

Jones: Watch yo’mouth sucka! But yeah, Killa Kali is hated by the fans, by his peers and by society.. yet.. at the same time.. I think he’s feared.. and it’s because of that fear that I think he is one of the favorites to win it..

{o|>Killa Kali comes out and laughs as the fans continue to boo him.. back in the ring, HZM finally decides to get inside the ring.. He looks around at everyone going at it and as he decides who to go after, Killa Kali gets inside the ring.. grabs him from behind and then throws him over the top and onto the outside!!! The crowd boos even louder now as Killa Kali has eliminated Han Zo Mon! Killa Kali walks over to Silvio Syn and gives him a high five! Then, both begin to beat the living hell out of Jordan Glory.. Homeboy picks up Josh Allen and then sets him on the ropes.. He then takes a few steps back and goes to clothesline him over but Allen ducks and then, as both turn to each other, it is Allen that clotheslines him over the top! Homeboy doesn’t go to the outside though, managing to hang on, and roll back inside the ring.. Tommy Crimson picks up Jason Blood but gets a rake to the eyes for his troubles.. Blood then lifts him and drops him with a body slam! Blood then goes to the corner and begins to climb it!< |o}

Miller: A lot of stories are developing now Mr. Smith.. FTF has two members in now, and if what they are doing to Glory is any indication of how this rumble is going to go, then everyone but the FTF is in trouble.. Then you got to talk about HZM, the poor guy..

Mr. Smith: Yeah well there is a reason why HZM is known as the biggest loser, or the “J” word.. I wonder why ODJ keeps letting him in.. and yeah.. the FTF is going to dominate.. and the only way I see either of these guys getting out is if everyone turns against them and fights them at the same time.. I have a question though, what the hell is Jason Blood doing!

{o|>Jason Blood stands at the top turnbuckle and then calls for his finisher, the Blood Rain.. A shooting star press that he hit earlier.. He is about to jump off when Crimson jumps to his feet and shakes the ropes, causing him to fall hard on his jewels.. Jason Blood is in pain and Crimson takes a few steps back, and then charges at him, and nails him with a huge clothesline, sending Blood crashing down to the floor, eliminating him!! The crowd cheers slightly.. Kingpin is on the outsider and Roz Blayze goes after him, having just nailed him with a round house kick… Roz Blayze grabs him and whips him towards the steel guard rail.. Kingpin reverses it though and Roz Blayze hits hard.. Kingpin walks over and picks him up.. He then hooks him for a suplex, bringing him up and then dropping him forward, across the guard rail! Back inside the ring Silvio Syn picks up Jordan Glory and then holds him up for Killa Kali who takes a few steps back and then goes for a super kick! Glory ducks though and Kali nails Silvio Syn! Syn falls to the outside, through the top and middle rope! Kali goes for a right hand on Glory but Glory blocks it and then begins nailing him with right hands! The crowd cheers and totally ignores the countdown as it goes on! Glory backs him to the ropes and then whips him to the opposite side.. Kali reverses it though and as Glory bounces off he nails him with a mafia kick, dropping him to the mat.. Kali taunts the crowd and they boo him.. The buzzer is heard out of the blue and then “Can you dig it.. SUCKA!!!!!!!!” is heard and the fans go wild! Kali has a shocked look on his face!< |o}

Paco: Holy Tamales with Guacamoles and Frijoles and anything else ending in oles! It’s Dean!!!!

Jones: The Hall of Famer has entered the rumble, and he’s after Kali who can’t believe it!!!

{o|>Dean comes out, pumping his hands up and the crowd does the same thing.. Dean then points to Kali, who in returns tells him to bring it on! Dean rushes to the ring and slides inside it, and right away begins to exchange blows! All the other wrestlers stop and decide to get involved as well… Silvio Syn and Tommy Crimson begin to pound on Dean while Jordan Glory and Homeboy begin to pound on Killa Kali.. Dean fights off his men, nailing them with rights and lefts.. he then picks up Syn and drops him with a body slam.. He delivers the same move to Crimson.. Silvio Syn gets up and Dean gives him a boot to the face sending him back to the outside, but going through the top and middle ropes.. Killa Kali fights off the two guys as well, nailing Glory with a kick to the nads, dropping him to the mat and then giving Homeboy a clothesline from hell! Both of those wrestlers roll to the outside as Dean then picks up Crimson and whips him to the ropes.. Crimson bounces off and Dean catches him and drops him with the Razorback!! The crowd goes wild and Dean comes up and then comes face to face with Killa Kali!<|o}

Miller: and now it’s a showdown between these two men who have some deep hatred for each other!!!

Mr. Smith: Indeed Miller, and look, everyone else is outside of the ring.. these two have the ring all to themselves.. what are they going to do!?

{o|>The stare down doesn’t last long as they begin to exchange blows!! The crowd cheers loudly and have yet to seat back down.. Neither man appears to get the upper hand, until, of course, Kali cheats, nailing Dean in the mid section with his knee.. Dean folds over and Kali nails him with forearm shots to the back.. Killa Kali then whips him to the ropes.. Dean bounces off and Kali catches Dean by his neck with both hands.. He is about to lift him but Dean blocks him, nailing him with body shots and then swatting away Kali’s hands.. He then whips Kali to the ropes.. Kali bounces off and Dean catches him and delivers a Razorback onto Killa Kali!!! The crowd goes wild as Killa Kali rolls to the outside.. all the wrestlers start to come around.. when the countdown begins again.. Dean looks on to see who could be next but also keeps his eyes on the wrestlers on the outside.. the countdown hits zero and then the buzzer goes off.. “Sweating Bullets” By Megadeth begins to play and the crowd goes wild again.. the pop is almost as loud as it was for Dean as The Accelerator comes out!! <|o}

Paco: No way! No way! I can’t believe it!! He’s still alive!!

Jones: Of course he’s still a live! I thought you were going to say he couldn’t believe that he was here, because I can’t! My God! It’s been so long since we’ve last since arguably the greatest World Champion the ICWF has ever seen!

Paco: Well yeah, that too.. but the guy is so old!!

Jones: He’s not old, look at him, he looks great! Look at Dean too, he is a bit shock too…

{o|>Dean looks on as well as the wrestlers outside of the ring as The Accelerator makes his way to the ring.. He gets inside and then looks around to the outside.. none of the wrestlers are getting in, not even Kali who at the moment is recovering from the Razorback.. The Accelerator comes face to face with Dean and slight smirk comes across his face… The same smirk appears on Dean’s face and then both men take a step back and begin to circle each other.. .after a few moments, they lock up and the crowd cheers! The wrestlers on the outside are still not getting in! The Accelerator applies a headlock on Dean but Dean quickly pushes him off, sending him to the ropes.. Ace bounces off and Dean goes for a clothesline.. Ace ducks it, bounces off the other side and he connects with a clothesline! Ace picks Dean back up and then lifts him for a body slam.. he then goes to try to eliminate him but Dean quickly reaches back, pocking Ace on the eyes, breaking the hold.. <|o}

Paco: What the hell is this!? A Lumberjack match!!!??? Why isn’t anyone getting in!!

Jones: It’s a sign of respect Paco! These two are hall of famers.. they are former World Champions.. two the world has ever seen.. I think part is they don’t know how to react, and part is, they, like me, like the fans, just want to see them going at it one more time..

Paco: Yeah well I hope the guy that comes in the next, gets in and kicks some ass!

{o|>Ace stumbles backwards and Dean nails him with an elbow to the face, taking the two time wrestler of they year down.. Dean picks him back up and then whips him to the ropes.. Ace bounces off and Dean catches him and applies a sleeper hold!! The crowd cheers slightly but then Ace turns to his side, lifting the former Rumble champion and dropping him with a side suplex!! Both men are down.. the wrestlers on the outside look at each other, and some want to go in while others simply look on.. Killa Kali is on his knees now.. looking at what’s going on… The Accelerator picks up Dean and whips him to the ropes.. Dean runs towards them but hangs on.. Ace charges at him and clotheslines him over.. but both men hang on and roll back inside the ring.. The countdown gets started again and the crowd counts along.. They reach zero and then the buzzer, who is quickly becoming annoying as hell, goes off.. “Even flow” By Pearl Jam begins to play and for the third straight time, the crowd is shocked, but right away begin to cheer as another Hall of Famer makes his way out to the ring.. This one.. Johnny “Big Game” Hunter!!<|o}

Miller: Talk about a history making night here in Mexico City!! Now Johnny Hunter has entered the rumble, it’s like we’re back in the year 2000 Mr. Smith, when these three great wrestlers ruled the ICWF!!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, they are without question 3 of the greatest champions of all time.. and we have all 3 of them, here, right now, in the rumble!! What’s going to happen!?!

{o|>Johnny Hunter comes out and makes his way down the ring as Dean and the Accelerator get up.. Johnny Hunter gets inside the ring and then looks across at his two most fierce opponents ever.. They, are probably thinking the same thing about him.. The crowd begins to clap, egging them to get it on.. They all look at each other.. The wrestlers on the outside seem to be itching to get back in, but they, like the fans, are partially frozen.. 3 legends are in the ring, and they much rather watch them go at it, then go at it with them… or do they? Dean and Ace look at each other one more time and then charge at Johnny Hunter! The crowd goes wild and all 3 men are now exchanging blows!! Killa Kali on the outside appears to have had enough and he slides inside the ring and pulls Dean off of Johnny Hunter and begins to go at it with him! The rest of the wrestlers decide to join the fray and all get back inside! Brawls break out everywhere and the camera zooms out to make sure that it catches everything. < |o}

Paco: Now that’s what I’m talking about.. Get in there and rumble damn it!

Jones: Wow, what a moment that was.. Johnny Hunter, The Accelerator and Dean.. a stare down between all 3 men.. I felt for a second if I was back at our Year End Award show a few years ago, when these 3 faced each other in an incredible match!

{o|>Jordan Glory battles it out with Silvio Syn as he whips him to the ropes.. Silvio Syn bounces off and Jordan Glory sends him flying with a back body drop! Jordan Glory then brings him back up, and tries to hook him up for a Vertabreaker but Syn breaks free and shoves Glory towards the ropes.. Glory bounces off and Syn goes for a big boot to the face he doesn’t nail it as Glory ducks.. He bounces off the other side and goes for a cross body block! Syn catches him though!! Syn takes a few steps back and then delivers a Fall-Away slam, sending Glory over the top and onto the floor, eliminating him!!! On the other side Killa Kali drops Dean with a Russian Leg sweep.. He gets up and then gets nailed with a right hand from Roz Blayze! Kali stumbles backwards and then Roz grabs him and whips him towards the ropes.. no.. Kali reverses it, pulls Blayze in and catches him by his neck with both of his hands! Kali lifts him and drops him with a Baldo Bomb! “OH!” is heard from the crowd followed by boos.. Kali flicks them off, and then picks up Roz Blayze, grabs him by his head and then tosses him over the top rope.. Roz tries to hang on, but can’t, and falls to the outside! Just then the countdown gets started, once it hits zero, "Solitaire Unraveling" by Mushroomhead begins to play… The crowd cheers loudly as Angel makes his way to the ring...< |o}

Miller: and another member of Explicit Content is heading to the ring.. Total Damnation is outnumbered now!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, Explicit Content and the FTF could really go after Kingpin… but you know who benefits from all of these guys already being in there right? House of Pain! Mobley and Lurrr are not in yet, and with Dean in there, they could actually dominate this thing!

{o|>Homeboy is once again going at it with Kingpin.. Angel comes in and right away goes to the aid of Homeboy.. He nails Kingpin with forearm shots to the back and then turns him around, lifts him and body slams him! Homeboy gets it together, and then together they pick him up and double whip him to the ropes.. They nail him with a double clothesline.. They pick him back up but then the FTF rushes over and starts to go at it with EC!! Kingpin stumbles backwards and then goes right back after Homeboy.. He nails Syn with a side kick to the head, sending him stumbling backwards and then Kingpin grabs Homeboy and whips him to the ropes.. Homeboy reverses it though and Kingpin rushes towards the ropes.. He bounces off, no, he hangs on to them.. Homeboy rushes over and goes to clothesline him over.. Kingpin ducks the clothesline though… both men turn towards each other and Kingpin delivers the clothesline, sending Homeboy over the top and onto the outside!!! <|o}

Paco: and Homeboy, after being in there for 37 minutes gets eliminated by the man that started this match up with him!!

Jones: Yeah, Kingpin and Homeboy came in at #1 and #2, both had lasted there for a long time.. and now it is Kingpin who stands alone as the man who has lasted the longest in the rumble so far!

{o|>Kingpin laughs but then is quickly attacked by Silvio Syn who tries to eliminate him! The Accelerator whips Johnny Hunter towards the ropes.. Johnny Hunter bounces off and nails the Accelerator with a drop kick! Johnny Hunter picks him back up and then hooks him for a suplex, no, he delivers a Brainbuster instead! Dean lifts Tommy Crimson up for a fall-away slam, but instead, he takes him to the ropes and tries to eliminate him! Josh Allen comes over and nails Dean from behind.. He then turns him around, gives him a kick to the gut and drops him with a DDT! Allen picks him right back up and then he, along with Crimson try to eliminate him!! Meanwhile, Killa Kali lifts Angel up with a gorilla press, he goes to throw him out but Angel gives him a rake to the eyes, causing Kali to let Angel go.. Angel falls behind him, pulls back on Kali’s head, hooks him and drops him with a reversed DDT! Just then the countdown gets started again.. the fans look on, as they count down.. the buzzer goes of and then “CUZZ IT’S THE THRILLA!!!!” is heard as Thriller by Michael Jackson begins to play.. the crowd goes wild as Mobley rushes to the ring! <|o}

Miller: and here comes the second House of Pain member!! And with Homeboy being thrown out just as Angel came in, now the HOP and the FTF have the advantage.

Mr. Smith: Without a doubt Miller.. lets talk about time though.. Paco and Jones already talked about Kingpin being in this thing for nearly forty minutes.. After that, you have Josh Allen who has been in there for 24 minutes.. Then you have Silvio Syn with 14 minutes and Tommy Crimson with 12 minutes.. everyone else is under 10.. but wow, almost 40 minutes for Kingpin, he is on a mission and determined to accomplish it!

{o|>Derek Mobley slides inside the ring and right away goes to the aid of Dean.. He pummels on Josh Allen and Crimson and then grabs Josh Allen and whips him to the ropes.. Josh Allen bounces off, no he hangs on.. Derek Mobley charges at him but Josh Allen sends him flying with a back body drop! Derek grabs the top ropes though, and doesn’t fall to the outside, landing on the apron… Josh Allen turns around and Derek nails him with a hard right hand.. He then hooks him for a suplex!! Derek gets Josh Allen up and then drops him to the outside, eliminating him!! The crowd goes wild as Derek now gets back inside the ring, only to get run over by Tommy Crimson with a clothesline! Crimson starts to choke Mobley… Dean is going to help but he gets dropped from behind with a bulldog from The Accelerator! Meanwhile, Silvio Syn and Killa Kali hook the helpless angel up for a double suplex.. They deliver it! They look at each other and say it’s about time to toss him out but then Kingpin comes out of no where and smashes their heads against each other! <|o}

Paco: Double knocker right there.. Well Jones, I got a surprise for you.. I know who the next participant is going to be!!

Jones: Oh yeah? Who is it!? Who is it!!?!!

Paco: Well, he is a rookie in the ring.. but he has been in the business for quite some time.. and he is also, a great manager!

Jones: he’s a rookie here, but has been in the business for a while and is a manager? Damn Paco, that doesn’t sum it up too well.. I mean, it could be anyone.. just tell me who it is!

Paco: alright.. I’ll tell you, in about a minute.

Jones: damn you.

{o|>Tommy Crimson picks up Derek Mobley and takes him to the corner.. He then places his right leg on the top rope and then the other and begins to push him up, hoping to get him out.. Ace meanwhile, whips Dean to the ropes.. Dean reverses it though… Ace bounces off and Dean catches him an drops him with a Razorback! The crowd gives a loud pop! Kingpin takes on both Syn and Killa Kali but he is quickly overpowered and both men start to try to get him out… Johnny Hunter and Angel see each other and begin to exchange blows and as you notice them going at it, you notice how much alike they look… same hair, same style goatee… even the same kind of clothes.. weird.. anyway.. Hunter wins the battle of fists and he then picks Angel over his shoulder and tries to throw him over the top!! Angel hangs on for dear life to the top ropes though.. Just then the countdown gets started one more time.. it reaches zero and the buzzer goes off.. “La Raza” By Kid Frost begins to play and the crowd gets up to see who it is coming out..<|o}

Jones: What the hell are you doing? Why are you taking your clothes off.. heeeeey nice tights…

Paco: I told you I knew who the next participant was.. and that participant is.. ME!!

Jones: What!?!

{o|>The crowd sees Paco come around the table wearing some “Eddie Guerrero” like tights.. the crowd goes wild as Paco gets inside the ring! He then looks around and sees Crimson trying to eliminate Mobley and he rushes over and starts to help him!! The crowd breaks out a “Paco! Paco!” Chant and soon enough the wrestlers realize that Paco is in the rumble.. some laugh while other shake their head.. the rumble continues… Dean rushes over to where Crimson and Paco are and begins to nail both with forearm shots, causing them to let go off Mobley.. Dean then whips Crimson to the ropes.. Crimson bounces off and Dean sends him flying with a back body drop! Paco then nails Dean in the back with a right hand, but this appears to only piss off Dean.. He turns around and Paco, showing major balls nails him again! Just then Mobley nails Paco from behind with a forearm shot! Paco stumbles towards Dean who catches him and drops him with a belly to belly suplex!!<|o}

Miller: So that’s why Paco had stop drinking! That’s why he had been working out so damn much as of late! He entered the rumble!!

Mr. Smith: Why in the blue hell would he want to do that?

Miller: Well he can deny it as much as he wants, but he is in Mexico! His home country! My only guess is that he wanted to make his people proud!

Mr. Smith: Yeah I can see that, but right now he’s getting his butt kick.. So I don’t know how proud his countrymen can be..

{o|>Tommy Crimson sees Ace against the ropes and quickly rushes over and tries to eliminate him.. it doesn’t work. Crimson then pulls him off and hooks him for a suplex, he gets him up and delivers a Jackhammer instead! Crimson delivers his finisher for the second time tonight, and now, he tries to throw Ace over the top!! Angel rakes the eyes of Johnny Hunter, causing him to let him go.. Angel then sees Killa Kali and Silvio Syn that almost have Kingpin out and then he rushes over and delivers a double clothesline! Both men don’t go over but do fall down to the mat… Kingpin goes over but once again manages to save himself, and rolls back inside the ring.. Dean picks up Paco and holds him up for Derek Mobley.. Derek Mobley takes a few steps back and then goes for a super kick! Paco ducks though, and Mobley nails Dean right on the jaw, sending him over the top and onto the outside!! Mobley puts his hands in his head as he looks on in shock.. Paco then sneaks in a low blow, dropping Mobley down to the mat.. The count down gets started again and the crowd barely counts along as they are still in shock after seeing Derek Mobley eliminate his own manager.. The buzzer goes off and “Break Stuff” By Limp Bizkit begins to play.. the crowd cheers loudly as Lurrr makes his way to the ring..<|o}

Miller: and another House of Pain member comes out.. but wow, it could have been 3 of them in there.. but thanks to a mishap by Derek Mobley, Dean has been eliminated.

Mr. Smith: Dean is pissed, but look at Lurrr! He is pissed too!

{o|>Lurrr hits the ring and then confronts Mobley who is just getting up from the low blow.. They argue as Paco sees Angel leaning against the ropes.. Paco takes a running start and nails Angel with a knee to the mid section.. Paco then whips Angel to the ropes.. Angel jumps onto the second one though, and then bounces back, nailing Paco with a cross body block! Crimson can’t throw Ace over so he decides to bring him back in and nail him with a flurry of punches… Crimson then whips him to the ropes.. Ace reverses it.. Crimson bounces off and Ace catches him across his shoulders and drops him with a Samoan drop! Kingpin gets up slowly and so does Syn.. Kingpin nails him with a right hand before hooking him and dropping him with a swinging Neckbreaker!! Kingpin gets up only to get nailed with a hard kick to the mid section by Killa Kali.. Kingpin folds over in pain and Killa Kali hooks him for a Powerbomb.. He gets him up and delivers a Last Ride Powerbomb!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd followed by the hateful boos.. <|o}

Jones: That was quite a Powerbomb by Killa Kali there.. and I can’t believe Paco has entered this rumble.. I mean, he’s cool and all, but the guy has no shot!!

{o|>Lurrr and Mobley stop arguing as they see Killa Kali gloating.. they rush over and start to pound him with rights and lefts and the crowd goes wild.. Angel on the other side picks up Paco and whips him to the ropes.. Paco bounces off and Angel jumps on his shoulders and takes him down with a Hurricanrana!! Paco jumps back up lost and confused.. He stumbles onto the ropes and Angel charges at him and then nails him with a spinning heel kick, sending him over the top and onto the floor!!! The crowd immediately boos and a chant of “Angel sucks! Angel sucks!” Gets started.. The Accelerator comes from behind Angel and tries to throw him over the top, this bringing out cheers from the crowd.. Crimson gets up and then walks over to the Accelerator and tries to eliminate Ace! Johnny Hunter gets up and walks over to Mobley and Lurrr as they stomp on Kali and Hunter pulls Lurrr away and begins to nail him with right hands.. Hunter then whips him to the ropes.. Lurrr bounces off and Hunter nails him with a drop kick.. The countdown gets started once again and as it reaches zero, “No Hero” By The Offspring begins to play and another guest makes his way to the ring!< |o}

Miller: It’s Arryk Rage!! I thought he was banned from the ICWF!?!

Mr. Smith: I guess ODJ doesn’t hold grudges forever after all!!

Miller: I don’t know about all that.. by the way, poor Paco.. only managed to last 3 minutes in the rumble..

Mr. Smith: Wait.. did I just hear you say 3 minutes!? Hahaha, man, that is like the lamest line ever… and yeah, I feel for Paco.. But, he should have known better..

{o|>Arryk Rage gets inside the ring and immediately goes after the Accelerator, he picks him up and whips him to the ropes.. Ace bounces off and Arryk nails him with a spinning elbow to the face! Ace goes down and Arryk runs toward the ropes jumps on the top rope and then delivers a springboard Moonsault! Derek Mobley grabs Killa Kali by his legs and drops him to the mat, he then goes to hook him for The Thrilla, but Killa Kali kicks him off, sending Mobley flying to the outside under the top rope! Killa Kali slides to the outside and picks him back up.. he then throws him against the steel steps hard, and begins a stomp-a-thon on his ribs!!! Silvio Syn slides to the outside as well, deciding to help Killa Kali, but as he stands on the outside, he is nailed with a baseball slide drop kick from Kingpin!! Back in the ring Angel and Tommy Crimson are going at it now.. Crimson gives Angel a knee to the mid section and as Angel folds over.. Crimson jumps up and delivers a Fame-Ass-Err!! <|o}

Jones: Welcome back Paco! I gotta tell ya.. That was a hell of a surprise.. Too bad Angel threw you out huh?

Paco: …

{o|>Arryk Rage stomps on Ace when he gets turned around by Johnny Hunter who gives him a kick to the gut and drops him with an evenflow DDT!! Hunter then flips Arryk Rage over, gets on top of him and begins to punch the living day lights out of him! Killa Kali on the outside picks up Derek Mobley and drops him chest first across the guard rail.. Just then, Lurrr steps out of the ring, under the top rope, and then jumps off, nailing Killa Kali from behind with a double axe handle smash! Kingpin on the other side, body slams Syn on the floor and then hooks him with a Texas Clover Leaf!! Back inside the ring Johnny Hunter picks up Arryk Rage and then takes him to the corner.. He then picks him up into a fall-away position.. He then climbs to the second turnbuckle, before jumping backwards and delivering a Widowmaker!! The crowd goes wild as they see the move that put down so many not so long ago.. The Accelerator starts to get up only to get nailed from behind by Tommy Crimson with a forearm shot.. Crimson then turns Ace around and lifts him into a body slam position.. Ace fights him off though, falling behind him and hooking him by his waist before dropping him with a German Suplex!! The countdown gets started again and the fans get up to see who’s coming out next.. the buzzer goes off and “Cold As Ice” By M.O.P. begins to play, the crowd boos loudly.. <|o}

Miller: and here comes another Total Damnation member.. finally, maybe Kingpin will get some help!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, but Kingpin doesn’t look like he needs it though!

{o|>Iceman rushes past his stablemate on the outside and slides inside the ring.. Johnny Hunter is just getting up after delivering the Widowmaker when Iceman runs him over from behind with a clothesline! Iceman picks Johnny Hunter back up and then lifts him into his shoulders and goes for an F5! Hunter blocks it though, landing on his feet and then nailing Iceman with a kick to the mid section.. Iceman folds over and Johnny Hunter hooks him for a DDT! Iceman drops to one knee though, and gives Johnny Hunter a low blow!! Iceman then gets up, bounces himself off the ropes, and as Hunter comes back up, Iceman nearly decapitates him with a clothesline from hell!! Iceman then quickly picks Hunter back up and tosses him over the top rope! Hunter hangs onto the top rope though, and lands on the apron.. Iceman charges at him, and nails him with a back elbow to the face and that sends Hunter flying to the outside, eliminating him! <|o}

Jones: and Johnny Hunter bites the dust! It was great seeing you again Hunter.. Wasn’t it great Paco?

Paco: …

{o|>Lurrr hooks Killa Kali for a suplex on the outside and delivers it, no, Kali blocks it and he is the one that delivers it! Killa Kali gets up and then sees Kingpin with the Texas Clover Leaf on Syn.. Kali grabs a chair, then walks over, Kingpin sees him coming… He breaks the hold but isn’t able to stop the chair shot by Kali!! Kingpin drops to the floor.. Kali smiles but he then gets turned around by Derek Mobley who picks him up and drops him with a Spinebuster! Back in the ring… The Accelerator picks Tommy Crimson back up.. He then hooks him for a second German Suplex.. Arryk Rage comes over though from behind and He hooks Ace for a German Suplex! They both pull, and a double German Suplex is delivered!! All 3 men stay down and Iceman quickly goes in for the kill, but he gets cut off by Angel who nails him with a drop kick! Iceman stumbles towards the ropes.. Angel jumps up and then hooks Iceman with a gut wrench before dropping him with a Backbreaker! Angel gets back up and then picks up Iceman.. he takes him to the ropes and tries to eliminate him! Just then the countdown gets started again.. the crowd counts along.. and then as they hit zero, they get up to see who’s next!? “"Don't Fear The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult begins to play and the crowd goes wild!! < |o}

Miller: and it’s the Monster known as Andrew Logan!! One of the heavy favorites to win this thing Mr. Smith!!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, him along with Kali, Mobley and a few others.. You know Miller, I’m looking at my list here.. and all but one guest have come out.. I wonder who the last guest could be?

Miller: You know, after seeing who the guests have been so far, from Brock Lesnar to Arryk Rage.. heh.. your guess is as good as mine!

{o|>Andrew Logan rushes to the ring, but then stops on the outside and begins to go at it with Derek Mobley!! The crowd boos as they don’t want both good guys to be going at it.. Syn and Kali look on and so does Kingpin on the other side… they don’t mind seeing their foes destroy the other.. Back in the ring.. Angel almost has Iceman out when Tommy Crimson comes from behind Angel, sweeps his feet from under him and tosses both men to the outside!! Iceman manages to hang on and roll back in but Angel lands hard on the floor! He’s been eliminated and Crimson is happy with himself.. Just then Arryk Rage nails Crimson with a forearm shot and now he tries to eliminate Crimson!! The Accelerator gets up and he locks up with the Iceman who was getting up as well.. Ace applies a headlock which Iceman gets out of right away by picking up Ace and dropping him with a side suplex! Back on the outside, Logan wins the battle of fists, as he lifts Mobley up and drops him hard on the steel ramp! Kali and Syn quickly rush him and start to double team him.. Kingpin goes after Mobley.. <|o}

Jones: and Angel bites the dust, I think that should make you a bit happy eh? Paco! Paco! Where in the hell are you going!

{o|>Paco gets up from his chair and then jumps on Angel who was starting to get up, and begins to pound him! The crowd cheers loudly and a few refs have to come over and restrain Paco.. Back in the ring.. Kingpin picks up Mobley and tosses him back inside the ring Kingpin body slams him on the mat and then goes towards the ropes, and goes for his rolling thunder finisher! Mobley moves out of the way though and Kingpin hits nothing but mat!! Mobley walks over to Kingpin’s feet, he grabs them and applies a figure four!! Or as he calls it, “The Thrilla!” Syn and Killa Kali whip Logan towards the ring and he hits hard on the edge of it.. They walk towards him but he explodes with a double clothesline.. taking both men down.. He then gets inside the ring and is quickly greeted by stomps from The Accelerator! The countdown gets started again and after it reaches zero.. no music plays.. the crowd becomes silent and then.. “HOPE YOU GOT YO’SELF A ****!!” blasts out, and then the song by the same name by NAS begins to play.. The crowd immediately boo as the 10th guest makes his way out.. <|o}

Miller: Oh my! Oh my! It’s ODJ!!!

Mr. Smith: The owner has entered the rumble!! He’s going to rumble with near half of the ICWF roster!?! He is indeed, Insane!!

{o|>ODJ comes out and heads for the ring, taking his time and enjoying the boos from the crowd.. Back in the ring The Accelerator picks up Andrew Logan and whips him to the ropes.. Andrew Logan bounces off and The Accelerator catches him and drops him with a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker!! The crowd cheers loudly at the move.. Silvio Syn and Killa Kali get it together and head inside the ring… and go after Lurrr and Iceman.. Killa Kali exchanges blows with Iceman while Silvio Syn whips Lurrr to the ropes.. Lurrr reverses it though and Silvio Syn bounces off.. Lurrr catches him and delivers an over the head belly to belly suplex! Tommy Crimson and Arryk Rage battle in a corner, Crimson with a thumb to the eye is able to get the upper hand on Arryk… He picks him up and tries to toss him over the corner.. ODJ reaches the ring and he grabs Mobley by his head from the outside and pulls him, breaking the figure four he had on Kingpin.. Mobley makes it to his feet and ODJ nails him with a series of right hands.. <|o}

Paco: Yeah, that will teach that punk Angel! Who the hell does he think he is!? I’m Paco damn it!

Jones: Calm down geez! He did exactly what he needed to do, it’s nothing personal.. geez.. But what about ODJ being in the rumble! There were some rumors.. but no one knew for sure.. This is big Paco!

{o|>ODJ whips Derek towards the steel steps and Mobley hits hard.. ODJ charges at Mobley and then delivers a drop kick, ramming the back of Mobley’s head against the steel steps! Kingpin comes to the outside and ODJ tells him to take out a table! The crowd boos loudly.. Back in the ring The Accelerator picks up Andrew Logan and then signals to the crowd.. He then whips him to the ropes.. Logan bounces off and Andrew Logan delivers The Rollercoaster!! The crowd cheers loudly.. Ace throws his arms high in the air but then Logan pops right back up and stands behind Ace! The crowd warn him, he turns around and he gets a shocked look on his face as Logan give him a kick to the gut! Logan then hooks him for a Powerbomb.. He lifts him and delivers it!! Logan doesn’t let go though, bringing Ace back up, walking towards the ropes and then Power-bombing Ace again… to the outside!!! “OH!!!” is heard from the crowd after witnessing Logan’s viciousness.. Something they had not seen in a long time.. The countdown gets started again and “Bring the Pain” By Mindless Self Indulgence begins to play.. The crowd gives a mix reaction as one of the ICWF’s youngest wrestlers makes his way to the ring..< |o}

Miller: and talk about lucky Mr. Smith.. The young Jaysin Payne has drawn #28!!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, he has drawn #28… but lucky? I don’t know about that.. look at the talent in the ring right now.. I don’t think lucky is the word Syn has in mind right now..

{o|>Jaysin Payne slides inside the ring and goes right after Tommy Crimson who is trying to toss Arryk Rage out.. He nails him with forearm shot and then turns him around.. He whips him to the ropes and Crimson bounces off.. Payne jumps up and then takes him down with a head scissors! Arryk Rage sits in the top turnbuckle, catching his breath after almost being eliminated by Crimson.. Jaysin Payne whips Tommy Crimson to that very same corner, and Crimson hits hard! Arryk Rage appears to hurt himself with the impact.. Jaysin Payne charges at Crimson and then goes for a drop kick, but Crimson ducks and Jaysin Payne nails Arryk Rage instead, sending him crashing down to the mat below!! Arryk Rage has been eliminated and as Jaysin Chase looks on, Crimson comes over and tries to eliminate him! Meanwhile, back on the outside Kingpin sets up a table and then him with ODJ pick up Mobley and hook him for a double suplex! Lurrr sees this and slides under the bottom rope to the outside.. He attacks both men with forearm shots and then he grabs ODJ whips him towards the guard rail.. ODJ hits hard and Lurrr charges at him but ODJ ducks and back body drops him into the crowd!! <|o}

Jones: Are you ok now Paco? You’ve settled down?

Paco: Yeah I’m fine.. Check out ODJ and Lurrr… This is probably the only time those two can take out what they really feel for each other without there being any repercussions.

{o|>Killa Kali hooks Iceman for a Russian Leg Sweep and he delivers it.. He then picks up Iceman and hooks him between his legs, setting him up for a Powerbomb! He doesn’t deliver it though, as Iceman back body drops him! Iceman gets up and he gets knocked back down by Silvio Syn who nailed him with a shoulder tackle! On the outside, ODJ and Lurrr battle it out around the fans as Kingpin picks up Derek Mobley and he hooks him for a suplex.. He goes to deliver it onto the table by Derek Mobley blocks it and he delivers it the opposite way instead! Andrew Logan rushes over to where Crimson is trying to eliminate Jaysin Payne and he tries to eliminate Crimson as well as Payne! Derek Mobley gets up and he picks up Kingpin.. He then hooks him for a T-Bone Suplex, and delivers it, putting Kingpin through the table!! The crowd cheers loudly and Mobley finally slides back inside the ring.. The countdown gets started one more time.. and the fans already know who is coming out, so the boos, start to come down.. the buzzer is barely heard as then “Lazy” X-Press begins to play… <|o}

Miller: and it was no secret who was up next, Brett Archer.. Mr. Smith, this is a scary thought.. All 3 members of the FTF are now in the rumble, at the same time..

Mr. Smith: Yeah, it could definitely be like they all claim.. an FTF affair!

{o|>Brett Archer heads to the ring as ODJ and Lurrr are now fighting in the second section of the stadium, on the steps! The fists continue to fly and neither men appears to be slowing down.. Back in the ring.. Derek Mobley takes on both Silvio Syn and Killa Kali but then Brett Archer joins the fray, and now it’s a 3 on one beat down! Andrew Logan gives up on trying to toss out the two rookies and then sees the beat down going down and smiles.. he then walks over and nails Archer upside the head with a big boot to the face! Kali and Syn immediately go after him and start a beat down on Logan.. He fights back though, and holds his own, as he is a lot fresher than both men.. Just then, Iceman comes out of nowhere and spears all 3 members down to the mat!! He then begins to distribute right hands to all 3 men before being pulled off by Brett Archer who whips him to the ropes.. Iceman bounces off and Archer catches him and drops him with a tilt-a-whirl slam!! Archer gets up and he gets nailed on the ribs by Tommy Crimson.. Crimson then turns him around, picks him up and body slams him hard.. < |o}

Paco: Only one more wrestler to go, we all know who he is.. Jones.. how we’re doing on times..

Jones: Well Kingpin, even though he’s knocked out on the outside after being put through a table, has the longest time at 55 minutes! Almost an hour for the Total Damnation member.. After him we have Silvio Syn with 32 minutes, Tommy Crimson with 30… Killa Kali with 26… Derek Mobley with 16 and Lurrr with 12.. everyone else is below 10 minutes..

{o|>Lurrr and ODJ appear to be heading back now after kicking each other’s ass for a good while.. Lurrr whips ODJ towards the guard rail and he hits hard.. Lurrr then charges at him, and this time he clotheslines him, sending him over the railing and back in the ring area.. Back in the ring.. Tommy Crimson picks up Brett Archer and whips him to the ropes.. Archer hangs on to the ropes and Tommy Crimson charges at him.. Archer puts both of his boots up, nailing him right on his jaw! Crimson drops to the mat and Archer drops an elbow across his chest.. Killa Kali and Andrew Logan start a slugfest before Logan takes the advantage with a knee to the mid section.. Logan then whips him to the ropes.. Kali bounces off and Logan catches him and applies a bear hug! Silvio Syn comes around and is about to go help Kali when Derek Mobley nails him upside the head with a forearm shot! Iceman starts to come around when Jaysin Payne picks him up and then grabs him by his head and tights and tries to toss him out! Iceman goes over the top but hangs on to the ropes.. Payne continues to push, hoping to get him out but to no avail. The countdown gets started for the last time and the crowd goes wild.. a “TLS! TLS!” chant gets started, even though he’s now aligned with ODJ.. The buzzer goes off and the “America’s Most Wanted Theme begins to play.. The crowd goes wild again.< |o}

Miller: and here he comes.. the man who is back from the dead.. the man who everyone has picked as the one that will win this rumble, just like he won the Masters of the Mat, just like he won Ultimate Survival..

Mr. Smith: Yeah, so that means that the pressure is all, on TLS’ shoulders!

{o|>TLS comes out and the crowd continues to cheer.. He heads down the ramp and notices ODJ getting stomped on by Lurrr.. TLS rushes over and nails Lurrr with a hard right hand.. He then grabs him by his head and tosses him inside the ring. He goes in himself and then brings Lurrr back up.. He then hooks him for a suplex, brings him up and delivers a Soulbuster instead! Brett Archer pulls Crimson back to his feet and then takes him to the corner where he starts to pound him with right hands.. Killa Kali tries to get out of the bear hug Logan has him on, and does, the only thing that will get him free, biting! Logan lets him go and stumbles backwards.. Kali holds his lower back in pain but then charges at Logan and spears him down to the mat! Both men fall near the edge of the ring and fall to the outside, going under the bottom rope.. Iceman rakes the eyes of Jaysin Payne, preventing him from tossing him out.. Iceman then hooks Payne for a DDT but he drops him with a twist of fate instead! Derek Mobley and Silvio Syn continue to exchange right hands with Mobley until Kingpin pulls Mobley by his feet to the outside! Kingpin gives him a kick to the gut, hooks him and drops him with a double under hook DDT! Kingpin gets up and is pull back inside the ring by Silvio Syn!<|o}

Paco: Well Jones, this is it.. One of these men will win this rumble and become the #1 contender!!

Jones: Yeah, we’re down to the dirty dozen Paco.. and I honestly can’t pick a winner out of this bunch.. or rather.. I can’t pick a loser out of this bunch.

{o|>Brett Archer then whips Tommy Crimson out of the corner, towards the opposite side.. Crimson runs right at Iceman who sees him coming and catches him on his shoulders, swings him around and drops him with an F5!! His finisher! Iceman picks Tommy Crimson back up, throws him over his shoulder and then walks towards the ropes where he tosses him to the outside, eliminating him!! Iceman turns around and is met by a tornado punch by Brett Archer that knocks him down to the mat… ODJ gets it together on the outside, but doesn’t go back in the ring just yet… On the other side of the ring, still on the outside, you see Logan and Kali going at it again.. Kali rakes the eyes of Logan, slowing him down momentarily and then Kali walks over to the time keeper’s table and grabs the ring bell! He then swings, nailing Logan right between the eyes with it!! Logan drops to one knee and Killa Kali nails him again, this time dropping him to the mat… Silvio Syn grabs Kingpin by his neck and is about to Chokeslam him when ODJ gets inside the ring and nails Silvio Syn from behind! Silvio lets go off Kingpin and ODJ hooks him with a full nelson, and then delivers a full nelson slam!<|o}

Miller: ODJ is looking good so far.. and Tommy Crimson eliminated there.. How long was he in this thing Mr. Smith?

Mr. Smith: Tommy was in there for 33 minutes.. Good show for Crimson..

{o|>TLS picks Lurrr back up and then is about to pick him up for a body slam when Jaysin Payne nails him in the back of his head with a forearm shot! Payne turns him around and then whips TLS to the ropes.. No.. TLS reverses it and Jaysin Payne flies towards the ropes.. He bounces off and TLS nails him with a bitch slap!! Jaysin Payne stumbles backwards, right onto Lurrr who wraps his arms around his waist, and then delivers a release German Suplex, sending Jaysin Payne over the top and onto the floor outside, eliminating him!! On the outside Killa Kali pulls out a table.. He sets it up and then picks up Andrew Logan.. Logan gives him a thumb to the eye though and then hooks him and drops him with an atomic drop! Derek Mobley pulls Kingpin back to the outside and starts to pound him with right hands.. Mobley then hooks Kingpin’s leg, lifts him and drops him with a knee-breaker! Brett Archer leans Iceman against the ropes and then whips him to the other side.. Iceman bounces off and Archer sends him flying over the top with a back body drop! Iceman grabs onto the ropes though and lands on the apron, on the outer part of the ring.. Archer turns around and Iceman hooks him for a suplex.. Iceman tries to deliver it but it’s Archer who delivers the suplex instead, bringing Iceman back in the ring..<|o}

Paco: no! no Archer! You’re suppose to toss him out of the ring, not bring him in.. I’m telling you.. he’s getting too old for this..

Jones: He’s going to kick your ass Paco, and you know what? I want to be there when he does it!

{o|>Lurrr locks up with TLS now after throwing Jaysin Payne out.. Lurrr gets the upper hand, nailing TLS with a knee to the mid section and then grabbing him by his head and trying to eliminate him as well! Archer gets up just as Mobley throws Kingpin inside the ring.. Mobley jumps on the apron but then Archer nails him with a drop kick, sending him back down to the outside… Archer then picks up Kingpin and whips him to the ropes.. Kingpin reverses it though and Archer goes flying towards the ropes.. He bounces off and Kingpin goes for the popular move in the rumble, “the back body drop” Archer stops dead on his tracks though, spotting the move and quickly hooks Kingpin, picks him up and drops him with a Piledriver!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd after the vicious move.. Archer picks up Kingpin and then goes for a gorilla press.. Archer then walks over the ropes.. ODJ sees him and charges at him, to make the save but Archer tosses Kingpin to the outside, just as ODJ spears Archer down to the mat!! <|o}

Mr. Smith: and Kingpin has been eliminated!! After a little over an hour!! Wow, that has got to be a record!

Miller: Screw the record Miller! Do you know what this means? The guy who kidnapped Kingpin’s friends is going to kill him!!

Mr. Smith: oh my God! You’re right!!

{o|>Kingpin on the outside is helped up by some of the refs and then they help a very exhausted Kingpin to the back.. as they though.. The Insane-A-Tron comes on and Kingpin is summoned. On the screen Lucy and Steven can be made out sitting on wooden chairs, they are blindfolded and tied up at the wrists and ankles. Standing in front of them is a masked man... < |o}

Masked Man: Kingpin you had your chance to save your friends, but it's over... you screwed up...

{o|>The masked man pulls out a gun as the fighting continues in the ring and as Kingpin looks on... he points the gun at Steven first and as he pulls the trigger Kingpin closes his eyes... but there is no gunshot. Kingpin slowly looks back up to the screen and his face looks shocked as the man standing with the gun is his friend Paul! Kingpin looks disgusted and is looking at the screen shouting why? Kingpin pushes the refs out of the way and then starts to run up the ramp as the Insane-A-Tron fades to black.< |o}

Jones: So it was, Paul behind this all along? What the hell…

Paco: yeah this doesn’t make sense at all..

Jones: Sure doesn’t.. Poor Kingpin, he lasted for over an hour.. like him or not, you got to give him his due..

Paco: Yeah, he put up a great fight.. but he’s gone, so we got to focus on the man left in the ring.. We’re down to the marvelous 10!!

Jones: Actually Paco, there are only 9 guys left..

Paco: What? Who got eliminated? Let me see.. uh.. yeah, he’s there.. hey! Where is Jaysin Payne!?

Jones: He got thrown out by Lurrr..

Paco: damn, totally missed that.. I must have been playing with my huevos or something..

{o|>Andrew Logan on the outside he picks up Killa Kali and sets him up for a Powerbomb, onto the table! Kali drops to one knee though and nails him with a low blow! Kingpin then gets up and runs Logan over with a clothesline! Back in the ring the match ups have changed a bit.. Silvio Syn and Brett Archer are now double teaming ODJ.. Derek Mobley and Lurrr are involved in a tag team battle with Total Damnation’s Iceman and TLS.. back to the ODJ and Syn/Archer match up.. ODJ gives Syn a rake to the eyes, blinding him momentarily.. ODJ then nails Archer with a hard right hand.. Archer stumbles backwards and ODJ then lifts Syn up and sets him up for the Truco-Driver! No! Archer nails him with a kick to the gut, causing him to drop Syn.. Syn gets up and grabs ODJ by his neck! Syn goes for a Chokeslam but ODJ nails him upside the head with an elbow.. ODJ then whips Syn towards the ropes.. Syn reverses it and ODJ bounces off.. Syn nails him with a kick to the mid section, folding him over.. Syn then quickly hooks him with a gut wrench, brings ODJ up and then brings him back down hard with the Syndicated!! A seat-down Dominator!! <|o}

Mr. Smith: oh man, ODJ is going to feel that one tomorrow morning! Miller, what are the times now that Kingpin is gone.

Miller: With him gone now Smith, the person who has been in there the longest is Silvio Syn at 40 minutes.. He’s followed by Killa Kali at 34, Derek Mobley with 24, Lurrr with 20… Everyone else is under 20 minutes..

{o|>Archer picks up ODJ and tosses him over to Silvio Syn who grabs him by his head and tights and throws him over the top!! ODJ tries to hang on, but can’t, and he is eliminated as he lands on the table Kali had set up earlier, shattering it to pieces!! Killa Kali on the outside tosses Logan inside the ring and Silvio Syn picks him up and then turns him around and applies a Cobra Clutch!! Brett Archer begins to kick him on the chest as Killa Kali looks on, smiling from the outside.. meanwhile… Derek Mobley picks up Iceman and sets him on the top turnbuckle.. Mobley then is about to climb but Iceman nails him with a kick to the chest… Mobley stumbles backwards and Iceman jumps off, flips over Mobley and drops him with a blockbuster! TLS whips Lurrr towards the ropes.. NO.. Lurrr reverses it, pulls TLS back in and gives him a kick to the mid section… He then hooks him and drops TLS with a stunner!! Silvio Syn now lets go off of Logan who drops to his knees.. Killa Kali gets inside and picks him back up and then hooks him for a suplex.. Archer comes over and hooks him as well.. They both pick him up and deliver a double suplex!<|o}

Jones: and our beloved Owner has been thrown out Paco..

Paco: Man that sucks.. I can’t believe Syn’s dream came true..

Jones: What dream was that?

Paco: Remember a few weeks back he had a dream, in which he was winning the rumble.. and there was only one man left.. and that man was ODJ… well he eliminated ODJ in his dream, and won the rumble.. I hope this is not a sign of things to come!

Jones: You never know Paco, you never know!

{o|>Lurrr picks up TLS and then tries to throw him out.. TLS reaches back and rakes the eyes of Lurrr, causing him to let go of TLS… TLS then backs him to the ropes.. and then clotheslines him over the top.. sending both men over the top, but not to the outside! Both men pull themselves back up.. and begin to exchange blows on the edge of the ring!! The crowd looks on, as one of them could very well be eliminated right now.. Lurrr gets the upper hand… and has TLS reeling as he keeps on nailing him with right hands! Lurrr then takes a few steps back and then goes for a super kick! TLS blocks it though, catching Lurrr’s foot and then pushing him back.. Lurrr loses his balance, and almost falls off.. As he regains his balance though.. TLS nails him right upside the head with a Super kick of his own!! Lurrr drops like a sack of bricks, falling flat on his face on the outside!! TLS gets back inside the ring only to be tripled teamed by the FTF!!< |o}

Mr. Smith: and Lurrr bites the dust, or the mat, after being in there for 22 minutes…

Miller: Yeah, that’s a pretty decent showing for Lurrr.. who held his own against most of the guys in the rumble..

{o|>Killa Kali and Silvio Syn whip TLS towards the ropes.. TLS bounces off and Killa and Syn go for a double clothesline but TLS ducks it, bounces off the other side and then runs both men over with a double clothesline of his own!! Archer then goes for a right hand but TLS blocks it, gives Archer a kick to the mid section, hooks him and drops him with a DDT! Iceman comes over and helps TLS.. They pick up Killa Kali and then whip him to the ropes.. Killa Kali bounces off and TLS and Iceman pick him up and drop him with a double Spinebuster.. Meanwhile, Derek Mobley and Andrew Logan find themselves going at it toe to toe.. Mobley gets the upper hand in the battle of firsts and he backs Logan to the corner and then whips him towards the other side.. Logan hits hard and Mobley charges at him and connects with a big time splash! Mobley sets him up on the top turnbuckle and then climbs to the second one.. he then hooks Andrew Logan and goes for a suplex, Logan blocks it though, nailing Mobley with a few shots to the ribs.. He then picks up Mobley and delivers a face first Superplex!! <|o}

Jones: What a great move by Andrew Logan who overpowered the former World Champion!

Paco: Yeah, I thought Mobley had him but Logan was able to reverse it at the end there.. Jones, we’re down to the lucky seven! But, that name is not fitting for these men, as only one of them, will be indeed.. lucky.

{o|>With Killa Kali out of the way.. TLS and Iceman move in on Silvio Syn.. TLS goes to the outside and gets a chair.. He brings it back in as Iceman picks up Silvio Syn and holds him for TLS.. TLS winds back and nails Syn on his head with it! Syn drops to one knee but Iceman brings him back up, but struggles.. He then leans against the ropes for leverage and manages to pull Silvio Syn back up.. TLS then swings again, but Syn manages to break free, and TLS nails Iceman upside the head, sending him over the top, and onto the floor, eliminating him!! The crowd goes wild and a chant of “you f’ked up! You f’ked up!” gets started as TLS can’t believe he just eliminated his own Stablemate.. He doesn’t have much time to dwell as Brett Archer rips the chair out of his hands.. TLS turns around and Archer nails him on the ribs with it.. TLS folds in pain and then Archer hands the chair over to Killa Kali who nails him across his back with it! TLS drops to the mat and Killa Kali is about to swing again when Logan takes the chair away from Kali.. Kali turns around and Logan nails him with a big boot to the face!! <|o}

Mr. Smith: and the ice has been melted… by his own Stablemate!!

Miller: You know ODJ is not going to be a happy man..

{o|>Logan then begins to exchange blows with Brett Archer.. He wins the battle as he then picks up Archer onto his shoulders, applying a torture rack! Silvio Syn comes from behind Logan though, nailing him with a chop block tackle, dropping Logan down to the mat! Silvio Syn begins to stomp on Andrew Logan viciously when he gets nailed upside the head with a scissors kick from Derek Mobley! Derek Mobley then quickly grabs Syn’s legs, he then hooks him and catapults him over the top rope! Syn manages to hang on and pulls himself back in.. Archer stumbles to his feet and picks up TLS… He then whips him towards the ropes.. TLS bounces off and Archer catches him with a bear hug! TLS quickly gets out of it though, by nailing Archer with an elbow to the head.. Archer stumbles backwards, and TLS nails him with a kick to the gut.. TLS then hooks him for a DDT, and drops Archer with it!! TLS now goes to the corner and climbs it.. He then stands at the very top, a very dangerous place to be.. He quickly jumps off and nails Archer with a rump thump!! <|o}

Paco: What the hell was that!? That was hell-a gay!!

Jones: Yeah, TLS just gave Archer a face full of ass!!

{o|>Derek Mobley begins kicking Silvio Syn who is laying down on the mat, hanging on to the bottom rope.. Killa Kali comes over to make the save as he nails Mobley with a high knee to the back of the head.. Mobley stumbles over to the corner and Kali comes over and begins to nail him with knife edge chops to the chest! Andrew Logan stumbles to his feet and he picks up Silvio Syn.. He lifts him onto his shoulders, applying a torture rack, but he then delivers a reversed DVD!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd after the vicious move.. TLS picks Archer back up and then gives him a kick to the gut… Archer folds over in pain and TLS hooks him under his arm.. TLS goes to deliver a move, but Archer beats him to the punch.. delivering a Northern Lights Suplex that sends TLS over the top rope! TLS flies right over them, but some how manages to hang on with both hands.. He is facing the crowd though.. and struggling to bring his feet up.. Archer grabs the chair that was used before and the walks over towards TLS and then nails him right on the face with it! TLS lets go, and falls to the outside!!!<|o}

Mr. Smith: Oh and ODJ is going to be SERIOUSLY pissed of now!! TLS is gone, Total Damnation has been completely eliminated!!

Miller: Oh I hate to be any of those guys… ODJ is going to kill’em all!!

{o|>Killa Kali takes Mobley out of the corner and then he sits on the second turnbuckle.. Archer comes over and he picks up Mobley and sets him up for a side suplex.. He lifts him up, and is bout to hand him over to Killa Kali when Mobley flips over Archer, falling behind him. Mobley pulls back on his head, hooks him and then drops him with a reverse suplex! Killa Kali jumps from the corner and as Mobley starts to get up, Killa Kali nails him with a hard right hand.. Mobley stumbles backwards, onto the ropes and Killa Kali quickly rushes over and tries to eliminate him! Andrew Logan in the meantime picks up Silvio Syn and takes him to the ropes.. He then picks him up and tries to eliminate him! Brett Archer gets up and rushes over to the aid of Syn.. He pulls Logan off of him and then whips him towards the ropes.. Logan bounces off and Archer drops him with a Powerslam!! Killa Kali in the mean time can’t get Mobley out so he pulls him back in.. Kill Kali then turns Mobley around and hooks him by his waist side.. Mobley reverses it though, and then hooks Killa Kali with a full nelson before dropping him with a Dragon Suplex!! <|o}

Paco: All kinds of great action in the ring right now.. and boy, the FTF was not lying when they said they were going to dominate the rumble.. All 3 members are still in!!

Jones: Yeah.. and most of the stables have been in there all at one time or another, together.. but all stables have struggled with the double teaming.. Letting us know that it is a lot easier said, then done.. They thought they were just going to be throwing people out left and right.. but that has not been the case..

{o|>Derek Mobley gets up and is about to pick up Killa Kali but Silvio Syn comes from behind Mobley and nails him with a drop kick.. sending Mobley crashing against the corner.. Silvio Syn then takes him out of the corner and gives him a kick to the gut.. Mobley folds over and Silvio Syn hooks him with a gut wrench and goes for the Syndicated! He gets Mobley up, but then he breaks free, and falls behind Syn! Mobley quickly grabs Syn by his head and drops him with a Neckbreaker! Derek Mobley gets up and he picks up Silvio Syn.. He then scoops him up over his shoulder.. Just then Archer comes out of nowhere, charging at Mobley, but Mobley nails him with a big boot to the face, while still holding onto Syn! Mobley then turns towards the ropes and throws Syn over the top, but Syn hangs onto Mobley and both men go over the top!! Syn lands hard on the floor, but Mobley manages to hang on to the middle rope, and only one of his feet touch the floor! The refs look on to see if his second foot is going to touch but Mobley pulls himself back inside! < |o}

Mr. Smith: and that was a close one! Mobley almost got eliminated while eliminating Syn!!

Miller: Yeah.. Syn tried to reverse it, so Mobley would go out before him… but Mobley was able to hang on to the ropes and Syn rolled right over him and landed hard on the floor!!

Mr. Smith: Yeah, and Miller.. we’re down to the final four!!!! Derek Mobley, Andrew Logan.. Killa Kali and Brett Archer.. One of these men is going to win the Rumble.. but who?!!?!




{o|>Derek Mobley struggles to his feet when Archer comes over and gives him a swift kick to the ribs! Mobley rolls over and Archer brings Mobley to his feet.. He then whips him to the ropes… Mobley bounces off and Archer picks him up into a gorilla press, and then turns it into a Backbreaker!! The Bolt From the Blue has been delivered and now Archer tells the crowd is over.. he picks up Mobley, but before he can do anything, he gets turned around by Andrew Logan who nails him with a hard right hand.. another.. another.. one more! Archer is rocking.. he stumbles towards the ropes and Logan grabs him and whips him to the other side.. Archer bounces off and Logan sends him flying with a back body drop, no, he hangs on to Archer’s legs and then pulls him back, delivering a Alabama Slam! Logan picks up Archer, no, Killa Kali comes from behind Logan and applies a Full Nelson! He then lifts Logan up and drops him with a Full Nelson Slam!! <|o}

Jones: and this match is getting more intense, the moves are becoming more meaningful as there are less guys in the ring..

Paco: Yeah, these wrestlers are really going to start to get tired.. Specially Killa Kali, who is now the wrestler who has been in there the longest at 44 minutes…

{o|>Killa Kali tries to get Archer to get it together before picking Logan back up and taking him to the corner.. Kali sets him on the top turnbuckle and then, as Archer comes over.. He climbs one side of the corner and hooks Logan for a suplex.. Archer climbs to the second turnbuckle and hooks Logan as well.. They get set to deliver the move but Logan fights them off, and manages to push Kali down to the canvas!! Archer battles him, going fist for fist with him… Logan gets the upper hand though.. and Logan hooks Archer for a suplex.. He brings him up and tosses him to the outside!! “OH” is heard from the crowd followed by cheers as Archer lands hard on his face… Logan hops down from the corner only to get crush against it by Killa Kali with a spear!! Killa Kali begins to go postal on Logan… Nailing him with rights and lefts!! Logan drops down to the mat and Killa Kali begins a stomp-a-thon on his chest! Killa Kali then brings him to his feet and whips him to the ropes.. Logan bounces off and Killa Kali nails him with a take down clothesline! Derek Mobley recovers and goes after Kali.. He nails him with a right hand, no, Kali blocks it and nails Mobley with a kick to the mid section.. Mobley folds in pain and Kali applies a gut wrench and then delivers a gut wrench suplex! <|o}

Mr. Smith: Archer has been eliminated and now, we have a representative from each stable except Total Damnation!!

Miller: Yeah, Archer and Kali really wanted to double team Logan.. and had been for a while… but as they went for the big move, it backfired on them!

{o|>Killa Kali sees both men down and a huge smile comes across his face.. he goes to the outside and then looks under the ring.. He takes out a table! He slides it inside the ring but he then takes out another table and slides it inside as well! He then goes in and sets up one table.. and then sets up the second table on top of it! Killa Kali then grabs Andrew Logan and picks him up.. Kali then hooks him for a suplex, but Logan blocks his attempt and he is the one that delivers the suplex!! Logan gets to his feet, and is about to go after Kali when Derek Mobley takes a 3 point stand and then charges at Logan, and delivers a tackle to Logan’s right leg, taking him down!! Derek Mobley then grabs both of Logan’s legs and applies The Thrilla!!! The crowd cheers loudly as Mobley has the hold locked on in the middle of the ring.. Killa Kali sees the hold and then crawls over to the corner… He then begins to climb it.. and then stands at the very top.. He then measures both men, and jumps off.. nailing Derek Mobley with a guillotine leg drop!! The hold is broken and Killa Kali now gets up and he grabs Derek Mobley.. Andrew Logan slides to the outside and looks under the ring.. <|o}

Jones: Killa Kali has cruel intensions Paco! He wants to put Mobley through both of those tables!!

Paco: He sure does, and I for one can’t wait to see it!!!

{o|>Killa Kali brings Mobley to his feet and then hooks him between his legs.. Killa Kali is about to pick up Mobley when he gets nailed from behind with a Singapore Cane!! Kali lets go off Mobley and turns around, only to get nailed again by Logan, right between the eyes! Kali drops to the mat and Logan now grabs Mobley.. He hooks him between his legs, lifts him for a Powerbomb, no, Derek Mobley back body drops Logan, putting him through both tables!! The crowd cheers loudly and a chant of “Mobley! Mobley!” Gets started.. Mobley holds his back in pain.. He goes right after Logan, and doesn’t notice Kali creep up behind him and nail him with the Singapore can right on his head!! Mobley drops to one knee but then pops back up.. He turns around and Killa Kali grabs him by his neck with both hands, lifts him and tosses him to the outside! Mobley tries to hang on to the ropes, but unlike last time, he doesn’t and falls to the outside!! <|o}

Mr. Smith: and the Thrilla has been eliminated!!! Oh My!!!

Miller: and he got taken out by Killa Kali! Probably the man who despises him the most, and vice versa!!

{o|>Killa Kali goes out of the ring, going under the top rope and then brings Derek Mobley back up and then throws him against the steel guard rail! Mobley now begins to stomp on Derek Mobley, obviously not satisfied yet.. The refs try to get him to get back inside but to no avail until Andrew Logan goes to the outside and he gets Kali off of Mobley and begins to pound him with right hands! Logan then whips him towards the steel steps and Kali hits hard.. Logan rushes towards him but Kali steps up and then catches him and drops him with a release belly to bell suplex! Killa Kali stumbles over to Logan and picks him right back up.. He then hooks him for a Russian Leg Sweep, and delivers it, ramming the back of Logan’s head against the guard rail! Killa Kali gets up and looks around at the crowd who are booing loudly.. He enjoys it and then picks up Logan.. He whips him towards the ring post but Logan reverses it and Kali hits face first! He drops to one knee and Logan nails him with a boot upside the head, sending him down to the mat.. Logan looks under the ring and he takes out a table.. The crowd cheers loudly as he sets it up and then he picks up Killa Kali, he turns him around, hooks him by his waist side and then delivers a German Suplex, putting him through the table!!!<|o}

Jones: What the hell are these two doing!?! The match is suppose to be taking place inside the ring! Not outside of it!!

Paco: Who gives a shit! These are the last two participants in the rumble… Let them fight whatever they want I say!!

Mr. Smith: Hey guys.. feels good to be in the same table now.. Paco, great show in the rumble.. You almost had Angel out..

Miller: Yeah.. you are the bomb “vato”

{o|>Both chuckle but then get their smile swept off their face as Paco bitch slaps both of them.. Andrew Logan gets up, holding the back of his head, as the suplex took some out of him as well.. He picks up Killa Kali and tosses him inside the ring.. He goes in himself and then walks over towards Killa Kali and picks him up.. He then hooks Killa Kali between his legs.. setting him up for a Powerbomb.. Logan then points to the outside and the crowd cheers loudly.. he brings Killa up, but doesn’t notice that Killa grabbed the Singapore cane that was being used earlier! Logan has Kali up and Kali nails him several times in the head with the cane, dropping him down to the mat! Kali rolls off of Logan and then he rolls to the outside and grabs a steel chair.. He then slides back in and sticks the chair in the corner, between the top and middle turnbuckles.. He then walks over towards Logan, picks him up and whips him towards that corner! Logan hits hard and drops to the mat.. <|o}

Jones: Oh my, what a shot! That’s not good for the kidneys mate!

Paco: Mate? What the f’k? You from England all of the sudden..?

Mr. Smith: No, but Logan is.. I think that’s why he made the reference Paco.. God, you can be such a dummy sometimes..

Miller: More like a jackass.. bitch slap me again and see what happens to you, punk!

{o|>All 3 look at Miller with a weird look… Back in the ring.. Killa Kali grabs Logan.. takes him to the opposite corner from where the chair is and he whips Logan towards it again! Logan hits hard once again and falls down to the mat.. Killa Kali looks on and waits for Logan to get up.. Logan does.. slowly but surely.. he uses the ropes to get up and then leans against the steel chair.. Killa Kali charges at him, and goes for a spear, but Logan steps up and then grabs Kali, using his own momentum and slams him against the chair head first!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as the chair is wrapped nicely around Kali’s head.. Logan stumbles backwards but then appears to wait for Kali to get out of the corner.. Kali does, turns around and you see that he’s been busted open! Logan walks towards him and lifts him onto his shoulders, with the chair still wrapped around his head! Logan holds him briefly before dropping him with a reverse DVD!! The crowd cheers loudly.. Logan jumps to his feet.. He’s pumped up.. He picks up Killa Kali and then throws him over the top, Kali goes flying over then and falls down on the mat below!! The bell rings and Logan drops to his knees, exhausted!! The crowd in Mexico goes wild as fireworks light up the skies!!<|o}

Joey: Here is your winner… and the 2002 INSANE RUMBLE CHAMPION!!!!! ANDREW LOGAN!!!

Mr. Smith: and Andrew Logan has done it!! He’s the 2002 IR Champion!! Oh my!! Explicit Content will challenge the FTF at Halloween Riot for the World Title!!

Jones: Andrew Logan, the monster, the enforcer of the Explicit Content.. The man who would not be denied!! The man who had to face his deepest troubles this past week.. The man who had to search deep within his soul has won.. and gentlemen.. am I wrong for saying that this is an upset!?

Miller: Well it’s hard to tell.. I mean, the heavy favorite were Mobley, Kali and TLS.. but Logan had a damn good chance.. and he made the best of it.. I don’t think this is an upset.. but it is a bit surprising..

Paco: I don’t care who won really.. all I cared about was these guys kicking each others asses until they couldn’t take it no more.. and they did just that.. I’m a happy man!

{o|>Mimi Vega comes down the ring as Andrew Logan recoups in the ring.. She gets inside the ring and then shows the crowd a small black box.. She then opens it and takes out the ring… the ring belonging to the Insane Rumble Champion! She walks up to Logan and then puts it on his middle finger, on his right hand.. Logan looks at it.. kisses it and then raises his fist high in the air, showing it off.. The crowd cheers loudly again… <|o}

Miller: Well it is official now.. There is the 2002 Insane Rumble Champion.. Folks.. that will do it for us right here in Mexico.. Thank you so much for joining us.. For Mr. Smith, Jones, Paco and everyone else here tonight that helped make this PPV a great one.. we say.. Buenos Nachos!!

Paco: It’s Buenas Noches you moron! And my gente.. Party at my Hacienda!!!!

{o|>The credits begin to roll and then the scene fades to black.<|o}




ODJ: Well there you go, the PPV in all it's glory.. Please remember to do the poll.. and feel free to bitch about how late the PPV was.. You know how it is, and I apologize, I didn't expect it to be this late.. I'm glad that most of you have been great sports and said it's ok.. I hope you guys had fun reading it, because I had a blast, a damn good blast writting it.. Man, I love rumbles!! Please do the poll, peace! [copy and paste it onto the OOC board]



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Rumble Stats
Order of Entry

1.Homeboy
2.Kingpin
3.Punisher
4.Roz Blayze
5.Eliminator
6.Jordan Glory
7.Static
8.Josh Allen
9.Pit Viper
10.Chris Townsend
11.Brock Lesnar
12.Jason Blood
13.Silvio Syn
14.Tommy Crimson
15.HZM
16.Killa Kali
17.Dean
18.The Accelerator
19.Johnny Hunter
20.Angel
21.Derek Mobley
22.Paco
23.Lurrr
24.Arryk Rage
25.Iceman
26.Andrew Logan
27.ODJ
28.Jaysin Payne
29.Brett Archer
30.TLS

Order of Elimination

1.Eliminator by Roz Blayze
2.Static by Homeboy
3.Pit Viper by Kingpin
4.Chris Townsend by Jordan Glory
5.Brock Lesnar by Jason Blood
6.Punisher by Silvio Syn
7.HZM by Killa Kali
8.Jason Blood by Tommy Crimson
9.Jordan Glory by Silvio Syn
10.Roz Blayze by Killa Kali
11.Homeboy by Kingpin
12.Josh Allen by Derek Mobley
13.Dean by Derek Mobley
14.Paco by Angel
15.Johnny Hunter by Iceman
16.Angel by Tommy Crimson
17.Ace by Logan
18.Arryk Rage by Jaysin Payne
19.Tommy Crimson by Iceman
20.Jaysin Payne by Lurrr
21.Kingpin by Brett Archer
22.ODJ by Syn
23.Lurrr by TLS
24.Iceman by TLS
25.TLS by Archer
26.Silvio Syn by Derek Mobley
27.Archer by Andrew Logan
28.Mobley by Killa Kali
29.Killa Kali by Andrew Logan
Winner: Andrew Logan

Minutes in Match

1.Kingpin - 61 [ICWF Record]
2.Silvio Syn - 50
3.Killa Kali - 49
4.Homeboy - 37
5.Derek Mobley - 37
6.Tommy Crimson - 33
7.Roz Blayze - 32
8.Jordan Glory - 29
9.Andrew Logan - 29
10.Josh Allen - 27
11.Punisher - 24
12.Lurrr - 22
13.Iceman - 21
14.The Accelerator - 20
15.Brett Archer - 20
16.TLS - 15
17.Angel - 13
18.ODJ - 13
19.Johnny Hunter - 12
20.Dean - 11
21.Arryk Rage - 9
22.Jason Blood - 8
23.Jaysin Payne - 7
24.Brock Lesnar - 4
25.Paco - 3
26.Pit Viper - 2
27.Eliminator - .3
28.Static - .3
29.Chris Townsend - .3
30.HZM - .10

Number of Tosses

1.Andrew Logan: 3
2.Killa Kali: 3
3.Derek Mobley: 3
4.Silvio Syn: 3
5.Brett Archer: 2
6.TLS: 2
7.Kingpin: 2
8.Iceman: 2
9.Tommy Crimson: 2
10.Roz Blayze: 1
11.Lurrr: 1
12.Jordan Glory: 1
13.Jaysin Payne: 1
14.Jason Blood: 1
15.Homeboy: 1
16.Angel: 1

















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