{o|>The screen before you is dark.. the seconds are counting down for another great event to get started and you seat there, impatiently waiting for it to start.. Yeah you know you have to go to school tomorrow but you really don’t give a damn.. after all.. this is the ICWF! Anything else, can simply wait.. You feel the PPV.. It's almost here.. you can feel it in your skin.. you can smell it... you can almost taste it... the "Warning!" sign comes on and as it has become a tradition to do, you curse it to hell.. it fades away and the ICWF logo flashes by.. and you see darkness again.. the chills start to run up and down your spine as you feel it almost here.. near you.. creeping on you.. as if it was coming after.... you.... One of the best PPV’s of the year is finally here.. You’ve been craving it for weeks now, and it is finally here. The Insane Rumble banner appears and then a voice is heard talking.. as it talks.. you begin to see shots of the ICWF, as it was, 3 years ago.. you see the superstars of that year.. going at it, all at once.. in the ring.. “Three years ago, 15 superstars fought for a chance to be called ICWF World Champion…”The scene changes as the numbers “2000” flash by.. Superstars are again seen.. all going at it at one time, in the same ring.. “Two years ago 20 men fought for the same chance....” The scene fades to black now.. but the voice continues.. “This year... 30 men will fight for that chance once again... who will be the 2002 Rumble winner? Will it be the thug named Killa Kali? Will it be the monster known as Andrew Logan? Would it be the comedian known as Roz Blayze? Will it be the “silent” bunch known as Eliminator, Pit Viper, Static and Chris Townsend? Ok seriously now.. will it be the former World Champion Derek Mobley? Will it be the new sensation Silvio Syn? Will it be 10 of the guest stars? It could happen… It could be two of the hottest new talent in the ICWF… Homeboy or Tommy Crimson… But, could it be ODJ’s enforcer, Iceman? Could it be the man fighting for the lives of his friends, Kingpin? It could be any of them.. but it could also be any of these.. Jason Blood.. Angel… Lurrr, who is probably the man who hates ODJ the most… It could.. But… it also could be the man returning from the dead… The Lost Soul… Or it could be the 2nd generation superstars by the name of Jordan Glory and Jaysin Payne? Or could it be the “dirtiest” “OLDEST” player in the game, Brett Archer? It really is anybody’s game… and it really will depend on the luck of draw.. Nothing is for certain.. nothing can predicted.. only one thing, ONE THING is for sure.. one of them.. one of them will become the 2002 Insane Rumble Champion.. and one of them will face the current World Champion at Halloween Riot.. but more questions arise as this answer is given... Who will the World Champion be? Will it be the high-flying record breaking El Linchador? Or will it be the 3 time, 3 time, 3 TIME! World Champion and unstoppable mountain known as Titan3? All of those questions, and many more.. will be answered tonight.. why tonight? Well, simple.. because tonight…. We.. RUMBLE!!!!! The scene fades to black as the rumbling sound is heard.. the word “insane” drops from the top of your screen and then the word “rumble” comes crushing down on it.. then a lightning hits the word “rumble” and when the light clears you see 3 separate marks on it.. symbolizing the third installment.. The scene fades to black again and then the sounds of cheering is heard.. a Mexican beat is heard playing in the background as the scene opens up again revealing the beautiful Aztec Stadium in Mexico City, Mexico where tonight’s Rumble is being held! The camera focuses on the fans who begin to cheer loudly.. Big and loud fireworks go off around the stadium… letting them know things are about to get started.. Mimi gets inside the ring in the middle of the ring located in the middle of the 80+ thousand seat stadium.. She then sings the Mexican National Anthem followed by the United States National Anthem.. After both, the crowd gives her a standing ovation.. The camera then cuts to the back… the words “earlier today” flash by… The camera opens up in the announcers locker room and there you see Paco, without a shirt on, doing push ups.. The door flies open and there you see Miller and Mr. Smith.. Paco jumps up and tries to cover up his well toned body.. which, is a shocker to all of us as we are used to the beer belly.. Paco reaches for his T-shirt and puts it on real quick..<|o}
Mr. Smith: What are you doing Paco?
Miller: Were you doing push ups?
Paco: Me? Push ups? Hahaha.. hell no.. I was uh, looking for my uh.. Tequila bottle.. yeah.. that’s it.. hehe.. I lost it and I thought, it might uh… have gone under the locker rooms or something..
Mr. Smith: Yeah right.. You better start talking man.. What’s with all this working out stuff? Did you finally get a woman or something?
Miller: That’ll be the day..
Paco: You know what, you two can kiss my ass.. I was looking for my beer for real! I’m out of here..
{o|>Paco storms out of the locker room.. Mr. Smith and Miller look at each other.. <|o}
Mr. Smith: Such temper, but you have to admit, he looks a little hotter..
Miller: uh huh…
{o|>They smile as the camera fades to black and then it fades back in at ringside where our crew for tonight is seating.. You see Miller, Mr. Smith and Paco wearing a large Mexican Sombrero.. Paco is seating between both men.. feeling quite uncomfortably.. <|o}
Miller: Bienvenidos everyone to Insane Rumble Three!!! We are live in Mexico City, where the temperature is hot.. but with the ICWF in town.. it is now a scorcher!! I am your host as always, Genuine Miller and along for the ride tonight it’s Mr. Smith and of course, Mexico’s own.. Paco!!!
Mr. Smith: Hello, hello! Ah, so Paco finally admits his Mexican..
Paco: Shut up.. I hate you two..
Miller: Oh come on Paco.. we were just kidding.. we knew you were going to watch the footage.. so we just said that you look hot to get under your skin..
Mr. Smith: and obviously it work..
Paco: Yeah, like I’m going to believe that you two are not gay..
Miller: Well I’ll tell you what.. We are as gay as you are Mexican.. so take that for what is worth..
Paco: I am not Mexican!!
Mr. Smith: Then we’re not gay.. see? We can both play this game..
Paco: Blow me..
Miller: Now, now.. don’t make promises you can’t keep.. Enough joking though.. Folks.. tonight we have 3 great matches for you! What? What’s that you say? Just three!? Well yeah.. but one, the main event has 20 ICWF superstars and 10 guest going at it for a chance to call themselves the #1 contender!!
Mr. Smith: I swear to you Miller, I know we made our picks a few week ago.. but I honestly don’t know who is going to win this thing.. It could be anyone.. I mean it could be Derek Mobley, Killa Kali or even Roz Blayze!!
Paco: Roz Blayze? What the hell are you smoking?
Miller: Yeah, even I wouldn’t go that far Mr. Smith..
Mr. Smith: Well, you know what they say.. anything can happen on any given Sunday!
Miller: That is so true.. But folks.. before we get to the rumble, we have two world title matches.. The men’s and women’s titles are on the line when the new champion, Kylie Archer defends her title against Chloe Barnes in a, get this, tables match!!
Mr. Smith: What? The women are going hardcore?
Paco: Hell yeah! Now that’s what I’m talking about!!
Miller: I think it’s the first official “women’s hardcore” title match we have had, ever! And of course, the world title is on the line as El Linchador gets a rematch for the World Title, when he faces the first ever 3 time World Champion, Titan 3!
Mr. Smith: That is going to be a great match up.. and I think it will be an even better match up then the first one..
Paco: Is this one hardcore rules too?!
Miller: No.. But before we get the matches started.. I understand that we have some footage for our fans.. let’s check it out..
{o|>Scene cuts to backstage. The camera is close-up on an opening dressing room door, although the name on the door isn’t visible. Remaining open for a second, the packed crowd can be heard cheering as they watch this on the Insane-A-Tron. A figure leaves the room and brushes past the lens – he or she is too
close to see who it is. Then, a second person emerges from the room, grinning from ear to ear, and with his hands on his hips, posing like Superman. With ICWF Lightweight Title belt around his waist, an “EC” T-shirt, and his white and gold warm-up pants, it’s quite clearly El Linchador! He looks off to where the person leaving would be off camera. Linchy raises his finger, as if finishing something he was saying. <|o}
El Linchador : I’m glad we talked. I’m sure everyone will be fine with it. It was wrong of me to push you away – glad we’re back together!
Miller: Back together?!?
Mr. Smith: With who?
Paco: Well if you two don’t know, I sure as hell don’t.
Miller: Maybe we will find out later but now, ladies and gentlemen…
Paco: It’s time to get the party started!!
Miller: That’s right, and the first match of the night is the women’s title match!!
Paco: Hardcore Style!
{o|>The camera switches over to Joey who is already inside of the ring..<|o}
Joey: Damas y Caballeros es tiempo para la primera pelea de la noche!!
{o|>The crowd cheers loudly and then “Barlow Girls” By Superchic(k) begins to play and the crowd cheers slightly as Chloe Barnes makes her way to the ring. <|o}
Joey: La proxima es una pelea estilo hardcore por una caida y es por el campeonato de mujeres!!! Introduciendo primero, la retadora… viene de Baltimore, Maryland… Chloe Barnes!!!
Paco: Damn, Joey is pretty damn good with his Spanish..
Mr. Smith: Yeah, but what the hell is he saying?!
{o|>She gets inside the ring and then “Just a Little Girl” By Amy Studt begins to play and the crowd boos loudly… <|o}
Joey: Y su oponente… llegando al ring.. Ella viene desde Tempe, Arizona.. Aqui esta la campeona del mundo!! Kylie Archer!!!
{o|>She gets inside the ring and the hands the belt over to the ref.. He shows it off to the crowd and then hands it to the time keeper, whom then rings the bell getting the match started.. <|o}
Mr. Smith: The crowd here tonight is hot!!
Miller: Well duh, we’re in Mexico!
Paco: Ok that’s enough Mexican jokes from you guys.. Keep it up and I might have to bitch slap one of you… then again.. never mind.. you might like it..
{o|>The ladies circle the ring before finally locking up… Kylie Archer quickly applies a headlock and takes Chloe Barnes down to the mat with it.. Chloe Barnes kicks out of it and then both ladies jump to their feet.. Kylie Archer is the quicker of the two and right away she slaps the hell out of Chloe Barnes.. Chloe stumbles backwards and ends up on the ropes.. Kylie charges at her and nails her with a drop kick, sending her to the outside between the top and middle ropes.. the crowd cheers.. Kylie grabs the top rope and then she uses it to pull herself, jumping over the ropes and nailing Chloe with a double axe handle smash to the head as she was getting up! <|o}
Mr. Smith: and Kylie Archer showing us right away that she is not afraid to go at it hardcore!!
Miller: Yeah, she has Chloe Barnes back paddling early on..
Paco: Now this is what I’m talking about! Why waste time fighting in the ring when you can do so much more out of it? Go on with your bad selves girls!
{o|>Kylie Archer picks up Chloe Barnes and whips her towards the steel steps.. Chloe reverses it though and Kylie crashes hard against them! Chloe comes from behind her and grabs her by her hair.. She then brings her up, and then smashes her face against the steel steps! Chloe does it a couple more times before whipping Kylie towards the steel ring post, where Kylie hits hard and falls to the mat just as hard. Chloe Barnes picks her right back up, but as she does, Kylie gives her a thumb to the eye, followed by a drop toe hold, causing Chloe’s face to bounce off the bottom step of the steel steps! <|o}
Mr. Smith: These ladies are not afraid of going all out! I wouldn’t be surprise if both end up a bloody mess after this one is over!
Miller: Yeah, at the pace they’re going.. we might even see some broken bones!!
Paco: Well alright!! Everyone talks about the “three I’s” Screw that.. We have Broken Bones and Blood!! The tree “B’s” of the ICWF!!
{o|> Kylie Archer flips Chloe over and makes the pin.. the ref counts.. one! Two! Kick out by Chloe.. Kylie then looks under the ring and takes out a metal trash can.. Kylie holds it with both hands and waits for Chloe to get up.. Chloe stumbles to her feet and Kylie raises the metal trashcan over her head and is about to smash Chloe when Chloe surprises her with a spear! Chloe then stumbles to her feet, and picks up Kylie Archer… She then lifts her up for a body slam and delivers it, slamming Archer on the metal trash can!<|o}
Mr. Smith: and Kylie brought in the weapon but she is the one that suffers the effects of it!
Miller: Yeah.. but I’m sure Kylie will bounce back.. This match is far from over!!
Paco: I hope so, because it’s starting to get good!
{o|>Chloe makes the pin on Kylie and then the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Kylie! Chloe gets up and then picks up Kylie.. She then tosses her inside the ring.. She then looks under the ring and brings out a metal cookie tray.. She goes in with the tray and then drops it on the mat.. She then picks up Kylie and gives her a kick to the gut.. Kylie folds in pain and Chloe hooks her and delivers a DDT onto the metal tray!! Chloe flips her over again and makes another pin! One! Two! Kick out by Kylie!!<|o}
Mr. Smith: and Chloe Barnes has taken control of this match up!
Miller: She sure has, Kylie needs a big time move to bounce back.. or this match will be over soon..
Paco: Yeah, Kylie needs to suck it up and show us why she is the champion!
{o|>Chloe grabs the metal tray and then lays it on top of Kylie’s face after flipping her over.. She then runs to the ropes.. bounces off and delivers an elbow drop to the tray, crushing Archer’s face under it! Chloe goes for another pin but again Kylie kicks out… Chloe picks her up and then whips her to the corner.. Kylie hits hard and then Chloe walks over and sets her on the top turnbuckle… She then climbs to the second turnbuckle and hooks her for a Superplex! Kylie starts to fight back though, giving Chloe a few shots to the ribs before pushing her off! <|o}
Mr. Smith: and Kylie showing signs of life!!
Miller: Yeah, but she’s going to have to go on the attack if she wants to take control of the match!!
Paco: All she needs to do is get a chair and start to beat the hell out of Chloe Barnes like a Piñata and she’ll be fine.
{o|>Kylie stands up on the second turnbuckle and then jumps off, and connects with a Guillotine leg drop! Kylie goes for the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Chloe.. Kylie goes to the outside and looks under the ring.. She takes out a Singapore Cane and the crowd cheers.. She slides inside the ring, and as Chloe starts to get up.. Kylie nails her across her back hard! Chloe drops back down, holding her back in pain! Kylie doesn’t stop there, and just like Paco suggested, she starts to be the crap out of Chloe Barnes with it! <|o}
Mr. Smith: and Kylie Archer with the equalizer!
Miller: It might be a matter of seconds before we find out if Archer retains or if somehow, Chloe is able to bounce back..
Paco: Well I hope she bounces back, so the match continues..
{o|>Chloe Barnes rolls out of the ring after having taken enough shots.. She holds her back in pain as Kylie Archer gets out of the ring and then looks under it.. She takes out… a table! The crowd cheers loudly as Kylie then picks up Chloe Barnes and tosses her inside the ring.. She then goes for the chair and picks it up.. She slides it inside the ring and then hops up on the apron.. At the same time.. Chloe Barnes jumps to her feet and surprises Archer with a shoulder tackle to the mid section.. Archer folds in pain but then tries to get in but Chloe nails her again.. Kylie folds up some more and Chloe Barnes then puts her hands on the ropes and then uses them to jump over Archer, hook her with a sunset flip into a Powerbomb!! <|o}
Mr. Smith: Oh my!! What a move by Chloe Barnes!!
Miller: Yeah, I thought she was out of it… but apparently she was playing possum!
Paco: Damn, can we get a replay of that.. That was a DAMN good move!!!
{o|>Chloe Barnes slides inside the ring and picks up the table… She sets it up in the middle of the ring and then slides back to the outside… She picks up Kylie and tosses her inside the ring.. She then lays Kylie on top of the table and then walks over to the corner.. She then climbs it.. and is about to deliver a big time move when from the crowd comes Eva Barnes! She hops on the apron and gets the ref’s attention.. Just then from the crowd comes another female, she comes from behind Chloe and pulls her legs, causing Chloe to fall down on the apron! If she was a man, she would be hurting right now big time!<|o}
Mr. Smith: Who that hell was that with Eva!?!
Miller: I think it was, nah.. it couldn’t be…
Paco: I think it was! It was Crystal J!! ODJ’s lady!
{o|>Kylie gets off from the table as Eva Barnes hops down and leaves to the back, having accomplished her mission.. Kylie then climbs to the second turnbuckle.. She hooks Chloe Barnes for a Superplex.. She pulls her up and delivers it, putting Chloe through the table!!! The crowd goes wild and a chant of “Holy shit! Holy shit!” gets started… Kylie doesn’t have enough to make the pin on Chloe though.. She takes a few extra seconds but then she throws her arm on top of Chloe for the pin! The ref counts! One! Two! Th. .kick out by Chloe Barnes!! <|o}
Mr. Smith: Chloe Barnes just got put through a table and she was able to kick out!!
Miller: Amazing!!
Paco: Yeah, but barely… had Kylie Archer pinned her a second earlier.. It would be all over..
{o|>Kylie gets up, runs to the ropes.. bounces off and then delivers a Senton bomb! She makes the pin but Chloe Barnes again kicks out! Kylie slides out of the ring and then grabs a steel chair.. She brings it in and then with her free hand, she picks up Chloe Barnes.. She then whips her to the ropes… Chloe bounces off and Kylie swings with the chair! She misses though as Chloe ducks the attack.. Chloe bounces off the other side.. and as Kylie turns around.. Chloe Barnes nails her with a spinning heel kick, smashing the chair against Kylie’s face!! Both ladies are down.. the ref begins the ten count.. He reaches the five count and both ladies make it to their feet.. Right away you see that Kylie Archer has been busted open! Still, Kylie nails Chloe with a hard slap to the face.. Chloe stumbles backwards and Kylie then goes for a clothesline.. Chloe ducks it though and then both ladies turns towards each other.. Chloe gives Kylie Archer a quick kick to the gut.. She then hooks her between her legs.. Hooks both arms and then delivers the Barnes and Un-Noble onto the folded chair!! Chloe flips her over and makes the pin! The ref counts! One! Two! Three!! Bell rings!<|o}
Joey: Y la ganadora… Y LA NUEVA!!!! Campeona del Mundo!!!!!! CHLOE BARNES!!!
Mr. Smith: and after a brutal match, Chloe Barnes wins it!!
Miller: Yeah.. Chloe hooked a bloody Kylie up for the pedigree and delivered it perfectly.. Wow, what a match.. New Champion Paco!!
Paco: Hell yeah!! That was awesome, I hope Chloe Barnes decides to defend her title always in hardcore matches.. that would be awesome!
{o|>Chloe raises her title and the crowd cheers loudly… After a few moments she makes her way to the back. The ref checks on Kylie who is a bloody mess… the crowd pays her, her respects but Kylie appears to be in bad shape… EMT’s rush out to help out the ref.<|o}
Mr. Smith: and I think Kylie might need some reconstructive surgery..
Miller: I think you’re right.. I mean those were some nasty chair shots she took to the face….
Paco: Yeah, and let’s not forget how Chloe was introducing her to the steel steps.
{o|>The refs and the EMT’s take her to the back the crowd gives her a nice ovation.<|o}
Mr. Smith: Nice reaction by the crowd there… Kylie Archer ain’t all that bad..
Miller: Not at all… I think the main reason she is disliked, it’s because of her father..
Paco: Yeah, the fans have been hating Brett Archer since back in the day… Back when the Egyptians were building the pyramids.
{o|>Suddenly, single white and gold rockets shoot off, exploding into: < |o}
El Linchador: HELLLLLLLLL-O, Linchy-ites and ICWF’ers, ‘tis I -
Crowd : EL LINCHADOR!
Miller: Woah! El Linchador is coming out a bit too early for his match!!
Paco: Maybe he can’t wait to beat the hell out of Titan 3.. or.. he can’t wait to take an ass kicking.
{o|>“Hey Ladies” by the Beastie Boys starts playing, as out from the curtain steps El Linchador! The crowd starts going wild, as following El Linchador is not only Pedro, but the rest of Explicit Content – Logan, Angel, and Homeboy! The crowd continues cheering, as they head to the ring. < |o}
Miller: Well, looks like Explicit Content is here to support their man, El Linchador!
Paco: Do they have a crotch support for him?
Mr. Smith: Did I hear ‘crotch’?
Miller: Guys, El Linchador has the mic.
{o|>El Linchador spins around in the center of the ring, before stopping, with his hands in the air.< |o}
El Linchador: HELLLLLLLLLLLL-Lo, Linchy-ites and ICWF’ers, ‘tis I, your Gengus amongst Khans, your Alexander amongst the Greats, your Serena amongst Williams… El Linchador! And, I am here to night to formally WELCOME ALL OF YOU….. to INSANE RUMBLE TRES!!!!!!
{o|>Shots of the crowd, and various signs are held, as they scream at the top of their lungs. Linchy looks at his Explicit Content friends, and Pedro, before bringing the mic back to his mouth. < |o}
El Linchador : Yes, amigos and amigo-ettes, this is going to be one of my BIGGEST tests – but I’m more than prepared for it this evening. I can FEEL it, Linchy-ites – that World title is going to be MINE!
{o|>He smiles into the camera, as the crowd erupts in more deafening noise once again. < |o}
Mr. Smith: Guess he’s over that lack of confidence thing.
El Linchador : Now, Linchy-ites, all last week, I’ve been attempting to overcome some of the things that are distracting… or is an impediment… or something that is JUST not right, in order to clear my head for this match tonight. Because, not only will I be vying for the ICWF World Title, Linchy-ites I’m vying for control of the federation ITSELF!
{o|>More crowd reaction, as the EC members and Pedro nod in assent. < |o}
El Linchador : So, it is with much difficulty, and yet at the same time, much joy, that I announce the following.
Paco: RETIREMENT?
Mr. Smith: I haven’t heard any rumors about it, but …
{o|>El Linchador turns to Logan, Angel, and Homeboy, as Pedro looks at his wrestler with concern. <|o}
El Linchador : Guys… let me be frank. Explicit Content is an AWESOME stable. I mean, truthfully, for awhile there, you guys were part of the problem. But, now you’re apart of the solution. And, for that, I am thankful… And, with the talent the three of you bring to the table, I am HONORED, PRIVILEGED, and forever in your debt for being able to fight under the Explicit Content banner. However… after much consideration, I have decided that Explicit Content is not right for me.
{o|>Linchy puts the mic down, getting a confused murmur from the crowd. Logan and Angel are confused, and looking concerned, as Homeboy shakes his head. Pedro nods slowly. < |o}
Mr. Smith: I don’t
get it!?
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