{o|>The screen before you is dark.. the seconds are counting down for another great event to get started and you seat there, impatiently waiting for it to start.. Yeah you know you have to go to school tomorrow but you really don’t give a damn.. after all.. this is the ICWF! Anything else, can simply wait.. Wait a minute… tomorrow is a holiday.. you’re off.. School won’t really start until Tuesday.. HOORAY! You feel the PPV.. It's almost here.. you can feel it in your skin.. you can smell it... you can almost taste it... the "Warning!" sign comes on and as it has become a tradition to do, you curse it to hell.. it fades away and the ICWF logo flashes by.. and you see darkness again.. the chills start to run up and down your spine as you feel it almost here.. near you.. creeping on you.. as if it was coming after.... you.... One of the best PPV’s of the year is finally here.. You’ve been craving it for weeks now, and it is finally here. The Insane Rumble banner appears and then a voice is heard talking.. as it talks.. you begin to see shots of the ICWF, as it was, 4 years ago.. you see the superstars of that year.. going at it, all at once.. in the ring.. “Four years ago, 15 superstars fought for a chance to be called ICWF World Champion…” The scene changes as the numbers “2000” flash by.. Superstars are again seen.. all going at it at one time, in the same ring.. “Two years ago 20 men fought for the same chance....” The scene fades to black now.. but the voice continues.. “Last year, for the first time ever… 30 superstars went at it in an ICWF ring… 20 of ICWF plus 10 invited guests… and all once again, fighting for that one chance.. that one shot at greatness.” “This year... 30 men will fight for that chance once again... who will be the 2003 Rumble winner? Will it be one of the former World Champions, The Lost Soul, Titan 3 or El Linchador? Or will it be one of the superstars who are ready to take that next step in the ICWF? Wrestlers like, PIC, Mike Allen, Trent Steel or DeMarko Frost? Perhaps another lightweight will do what El Linchador has been able to do? Wrestlers like Angel, Darodevil, Warrick Hill or Jason Blood? Perhaps even.. it might be the rookie sensations these year.. Wrestlers like Theo Mason and Jack Sullivan… Or perhaps, even some of the long shots could win it.. But whom? Who will win this year’s rumble? Will it be one of the 10 guest stars? It could happen… Or it could very well be.. our very own.. Owner… Dougg J. himself… The former wrestler now owner has as much of a chance as any of these guys… It really is anybody’s game… and it really will depend on the luck of draw.. Nothing is for certain.. nothing can predicted.. only one thing, ONE THING is for sure.. one of them.. one of them will become the 2003 Insane Rumble Champion.. and one of them will face the current World Champion at Phobias.. but more questions arise as this answer is given... Who will the World Champion be? Will it be the hardcore Icon Kill Kali who is defending his title for the first time? Or will it be The Thrilla Derek Mobley who is hoping to win back, what was once his…? All of those questions, and many more.. will be answered tonight.. why tonight? Well, simple.. because tonight…. We.. RUMBLE!!!!! The scene fades to black as the rumbling sound is heard.. the word “insane” drops from the top of your screen and then the word “rumble” comes crushing down on it.. then a lightning hits the word “rumble” and when the light clears you see the roman number “IV” engraved on it.. symbolizing the fourth installment.. The scene fades to black again and then the sounds of cheering is heard.. a Mexican beat is heard playing in the background as the scene opens up again revealing the beautiful Aztec Stadium in Mexico City, Mexico where tonight’s Rumble is being held! <|o}
{o|>The beat changes into “Bodies” by Drowning Pool… The camera focuses on the fans who begin to cheer loudly.. Big and loud fireworks go off around the stadium… letting them know things are about to get started.. Mimi gets inside the ring in the middle of the ring located in the middle of the 80+ thousand seat stadium.. She then sings the Mexican National Anthem followed by the United States National Anthem.. After both, the crowd gives her a standing ovation.. The camera then pans over to the announcers for the night. <|o}
{Paco} Hola my gente!! Bienvenidos al Insane Rumble numero cuatro!!! Yo so Paco Perez “La bomba bebedora!” Conmigo esta la puta Brandy y el maricon Miller!
{Brandy} Did you just call me a bitch?!
{Miller} and did you call me musketeer?
{Paco} Yes and No…
{Brandy} Jackass.. Why are you speaking in Spanish anyway? This isn’t the Spanish announce table!
{Paco} I thought we were doing the show in Spanish!?
{Miller} Uh, no Paco… I don’t think so.. Folks.. welcome to Insane Rumble IV!!! Mexico has come alive tonight and is ready to get an insane courtesy of the ICWF!! I am your host G. Miller and…
{Paco} El Maricon!!
{Brandy} What does that mean?
{Miller} I’m sure is nothing nice… Alongside with me fans as always, unfortunately, is Paco Perez and also the beautiful, the talented, the gorgeous…
{Paco} The one that won’t put out…
{Miller} Paco! Brandy Powers! Welcome Brandy.
{Brandy} Thank you Miller.. I’m glad to be here tonight, I gotta tell you, last month was Japan, this month is Mexico.. It’s so exciting to be traveling all over the world with the ICWF! Don’t mind Paco Miller, he thinks that getting real women is going to be as easy for him as it was hooking up with the farm animals here in Mexico..
{Miller} Ouch…
{Paco} That’s ok, I’ll get you back…
{Brandy} I doubt it…
{Miller} Well folks tonight promises to be an amazing night… We have the Insane Rumble match up for you… We have “The Worst of Both Worlds” Match for the world title and we have two more matches!
{Paco} Yeah.. Krayzie takes on DeMarko Frost in an “Anarchy” Rules match which should be f’n awesome.
{Brandy} Well violence is not my thing, but “hate” always makes wrestlers perform at a higher level.. and guys, these two hate each other…
{Miller} Without a doubt… We also have, in our opening bout a 3 way dance match up inside a steel cage!
{Paco} Yes!!
{Brandy} I don’t think I’ve ever seen a 3 way inside a cage!
{Miller} I think I have, not sure, but in any event, it promises to be a good one as Big Sexay battles Yaron Mor and Damian Payne, with the winner earning themselves a spot in the rumble!
{Paco} Who did that spot belong to anyway? I thought we had all 30 participants…
{Brandy} We did, but Kylo had some issues with his passport.
{Miller} Yeah, it expired and he didn’t have enough time to renew it, so he couldn’t come.
{Paco} Well that sucks, Kylo was one of my picks to win this rumble, these three guys combined don’t match up to him.
{Brandy} Well I don’t know about that… These 3 look to have great futures in the ICWF, specially Big Sexay.. ummm-hmmm.
{Paco} you like him!?! What does Big Sexay have that I don’t have?
{Brandy} Well for starters, he’s big, and sexay… Two things you’re not.
{Miller} Burn number two!
{Paco} Shut up Miller.
{Miller} Well folks it’s time to get this party started, let’s go to Mimi Vega who is ready for the introductions!
{Paco} Damn, Mimi is looking hotter than ever… See I like Mimi, she knows she looks hot, but is not one coincided bitch..
{Brandy} I know you’re not talking about me marshmallow man.
{o|>Mimi is standing outside of the ring, which already has the cage in place… The Mexican crowd settles down a bit, but as soon as Mimi starts to speak they begin to holler and whistle at her…<|o}
{Mimi Vega} Damas y caballeros es tiempo para la primera pelea de la noche! La siguiente es una pelea entre tres, que se peleara adentro de la jaula de hierro!! Con el ganador, ganándose una entrada al Insane Rumble! Ahora, aquí están los participantes!
{Paco} See! I told you we were doing the show in Spanish!!
{Brandy} Cállate!!
{o|> Smoke and spark flares light up the entrance way as "Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits....while the song chants 'Let The Bodies Hit The Floor', Yaron walks out and stands in the smoke and sparks. When the song hits the word 'Floor' explosions begins and Yaron emerges from the smoke and sparks and makes his way to the ring.
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{Mimi Vega} Introduciendo primero, el viene de Ramat-Gan, Israel… Senoras y Senores… Yaron Mor!!!
{o|>He gets inside the ring through the door of the cage and then "Only the Strong" by Flaw hits as Big Sexay steps through the curtain with a strong pop from the fans. He walks down the ring and slaps fans' hands as he walks down.. He stops for a second in front of the door of the steel cage, then steps inside. <|o}
{Mimi Vega} Y uno de sus oponentes… El viene de Grand Rapids, Michigan… Senoras y Senores… Big Sexay!!!!!!
{o|> He stands in the middle of the ring, and slowly raises his right hands as White Pyro shoots off from behind him and on the turnbuckles. The lights in the arena go out and the big screen flickers into life... The scene is a cemetery in the middle of the night... The camera moves quickly through the headstones until finally coming to rest on one that simply says “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payne... The camera zooms out slightly and a bolt of lightning flashes through the air and strikes the ground in front of the headstone... Seconds later a fist punches upwards through the earth and opens up... “Nookie (Androids Vs Las Putas remix)” by Limp Bizkit erupts over the PA of the arena as images of Damian Payne in action flash across the Insane-A-Tron interspersed with shots of Damian holding the numerous titles that he has won – in the IGA, WWA, another ICWF and UWL... The camera zooms in from the bottom of the entrance ramp to the top as “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payne steps out onto the entrance ramp and glares out at the crowd before making his way down the entrance ramp... <|o}
{Mimi Vega} Y el oponente de ellos… El viene desde Denver, Colorado… Senoras y Senores… “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payne!!!!!!
{o|> Damian is wearing a pair of black boots, a pair of knee-length denim shorts and a pair of black elbow pads... He is also wearing a black T-shirt with the words “Sadistic Insanity” in orange on the front and “Choke Bomb Central - Hell Has Relocated!!!” in orange on the back... He pulls the T-shirt off and throws it into the crowd as he gets inside the cage… The ref gives the wrestlers the instructions, the heads out of the cage. Once outside, he locks the door...<|o}
{Miller} Well this one is set to go… Fans, the rules of this one are simple.. Escape the cage through the top, and you are declared the winner..
{Paco} You know, when is one on one, is sort of easier to try to escape the cage, but when you have an extra body in there, I just don’t know how easy that’s going to be.
{Brandy} Well it’s never easy, but you do have more time to escape when is just one wrestler.. With two wrestlers, you have to do twice as much work before you even think of escaping the cage..
{o|>The bell rings and both Sexay and Payne seem to want to tag against the big monster by the name of Yaron Mor.. Mor doesn’t seem to mind as he invites them both to attack.. They do, nailing him with a double right hand.. he returns the punches but is quickly dominated by both men who continue to pummel him.. They back him towards the ropes and double whip him towards the other side.. He bounces off and they go for a double back body drop, he stops dead on his tracks though, hooking both men and dropping them with a double DDT! Yaron Mor gets up right away, and brings up big Sexay, who at six feet six inches, is the smallest of the three. Mor throws him against the corner and then begins to choke him with his boot… Damian Payne gets up and then sees Mor.. he charges at him and then delivers a drop kick to the back of his head! Mor releases Sexay and then turns around only to be nailed by Payne with a right hand.. Payne then hooks the big man, lifts him and drops him with a suplex!<|o}
{Miller} I didn’t realize just how big these guys are.. six feet six, six feet nine and seven feet! These are monsters Paco!
{Paco} Yeah, but unlike some big monsters in other feds, these three can actually move fast and have wrestling ability.
{Brandy} That’s a good point, as much as I hate to admit.. They’re powerful too, Payne just suplexed a seven feet man!
{o|>Payne is about to go do more damage but he gets turned around by Big Sexay who nails him with an European upper cut… Payne stumbles backwards before Sexay runs at him and clotheslines him down to the mat… Sexay brings him right back up and throws him over his shoulder.. he then runs toward the cage stopping at the last second and throwing Payne against it! Sexay goes to pick him up but he gets turned around by Yaron Mor who lifts him and drops him with a back-breaker! Mor gets up only to drop a crushing elbow on Sexay’s chest… Mor gets up and then walks over to Payne who was starting to get up and gives him a swift kick to the ribs… Mor now brings him back up and lifts him with a gorilla press.. He then throws him against the cage!! Payne is in big time Payne, err, pain and Mor isn’t done.. He goes back to Sexay and picks him up, he then hooks him for a power-bomb but before he can deliver it, Sexay blocks it, back body dropping the seven feet monster! <|o}
{Miller} So far Payne is getting the worst in this match up, having tasted steel twice already…
{Paco} Yeah, and we’re only about four minutes into the match..
{Brandy} If he plans on winning this thing he needs to get back into it, and quickly…
{o|>Sexay grabs Yaron Mor who was starting to get up and then whips him towards the ropes.. Mor reverses it and Sexay bounces off… Mor goes for a big boot to the face but Sexay ducks it, bounces off the other side and nails him with a flying clothesline that takes the big man down… Sexay gets up right away, bounces off the ropes again, and this time drops a leg across Mor’s neck! Sexay is about to inflict more damage but he gets hooked by his waist from behind.. Payne lifts him and drops him with a release German suplex! Payne gets back up and begins to stomp Sexay down.. He then turns his attention to Mor who was starting to get up.. He grabs him, hooking him by his head and dropping him with a DDT.. Payne, having both men down, goes to the corner and climbs it… He then starts to climb the cage but before he can get too far up, Sexay is there to grab him by his leg and yank him down.. Payne lands on his feet but Sexay nails him with a couple of right hands backing him to the corner.. He then whips him towards the other side, no, he pulls him back and slams him against the corner they were just in, chest first! <|o}
{Miller} Payne tried to make an early escape there, but Sexay was right on his tail…
{Paco} It’s too damn early to try to escape the cage..
{Brandy} Yeah, these 3 have to wear each other down a lot more if they want win this match.
{o|>Sexay hooks Payne from behind and drops him with a dragon suplex.. He gets up only to get nailed with a big boot from Yaron Mor… Mor brings him back up and then lifts him with a body press, he then turns him around and drops him before catching him half way and dropping him with a face-buster!! Yaron Mor gets up and he then brings Payne to his feet, he then lifts him up for a fall-away slam.. He then walks close to the ropes, turns his back to them, and delivers the fall-away slam, sending Payne crashing against the cage! Having both men down, Mor now makes his way to the corner and climbs it… He then starts to climb the cage very carefully.. Big Sexay comes around and sees Mor climbing.. He walks over quickly to the corner, climbing it and then reaching for Mor’s legs.. He tries to pull him down as Mor tries to hang on.. Sexay gives him one last pull and Mor comes down, right onto the ropes, they catching him right between the legs… Mor is in pain and Sexay jumps from the corner, towards him, nailing him with a missile drop kick! <|o}
{Miller} Both Mor and Payne have tried exiting the cage but Sexay has been able to stop each one…
{Paco} Yeah, but when is he going to start to try to escape the cage himself?
{Brandy} Well he hasn’t been giving a chance yet.. Maybe now he will..
{o|>Sexay gets up and sees Payne getting up, he walks over to him but gets a thumb to the eye for his troubles… Payne turns Sexay around and pulls back on his head.. He hooks him and lifts him for a inverted suplex.. as he gets him up though, he turns it into a neck-breaker! Payne gets up and now goes to the corner and starts to climb it.. Mor is up, and as he sees Payne standing on the top turnbuckle, Mor begins to shake the ropes, causing Payne fall on his jewels! Mor walks over, climbing that corner to the second turnbuckle.. He then hooks Payne who is facing the crowd and drops him with a belly to back super-plex! Mor gets up pumped but he gets nailed quickly with a kick to the mid section, another, another.. Mor drops to one knee and now Sexay, the one who was kicking him moves in, hooking him from behind with a full nelson… Sexay brings him back up to his feet with it and then lifts him up, before slamming him down hard on the mat with a full nelson slam!<|o}
{Miller} Great power shown there by Big Sexay, lifting the big monster up.
{Paco} Bah, he’s not that impressive…
{Brandy} Aww Paco, jealous are we? There, there.
{o|>Sexay gets up and then grabs Payne, he hooks him the same way and drops him with a full nelson slam as well.. .Big Sexay now goes to the corner and begins to climb it.. Once he reaches the top he begins to climb the cage, but struggles a bit with it, giving Payne and Mor time to recoup. Payne climbs up on the turnbuckle and then begins to climb the cage as well going after Sexay… Mor is not that far behind him.. Sexay grabs the top of he cage with his hands but Payne is there right behind him, and begins to nail him with forearm shots to the lower back.. This stops Sexay momentarily, giving Payne enough time to catch up.. He then tries to hook Sexay for something.. Mor catches up to them on the cage and he hooks Payne for something.. The crowd looks on wondering just what the hell is going to happen.. Payne then begins to pull on Sexay as he has him hooked by the side.. Mor pulls as well and all three men come crashing down, Payne delivering a Russian leg sweep on Sexay and Mor delivering one on him!!<|o}
{Miller} Both Mor and Payne deliver a move, but I think all three men suffered the same on that fall!!!
{Paco} Yeah, when you fall down from the top of the cage like that, there are no winters, only broken bodies!
{Brandy} I’m surprised that side of the cage was able to hold on all 3 men…
{o|>The crowd is cheering and wanting more of what they just saw.. All 3 men are on the floor struggling to get to their feet… Still, Mor is the first to get up and heads for the corner again.. He starts to climb it as Sexay and Payne get up as well.. They begin to exchange right hands as Mor starts to climb the cage.. Payne gets a kick to the mid section in and Big Sexay doubles over.. Payne then hooks him for a suplex… He tries to get him up but Sexay blocks it and instead, he picks Payne up, spins around and drops him with a brain-buster!! The crowd cheers and Big Sexay now goes after Mor who is almost at the top of the cage.. Sexay climbs the turnbuckle quickly and then the cage slowly.. Yaron Mor reaches the top and puts one leg over, now seating on the top of the cage.. Sexay is still a bit behind as Mor gets his other leg over and he is now on the other side of the cage! Sexay reaches the top and manages to reach for Mor, grabbing him by his head! <|o}
{Miller} Mor almost won this match up and still can, if he manages to break the grip of Sexay…
{Paco} Well Mor is as bald as they come, so Sexay has nothing to get a grip off…
{Brandy} True.. More could very well let go of the cage, dropping and Sexay wouldn’t be able to hold him.
{o|> He then pulls him up, nailing him with forearm shots to the back as he does.. Mor is now back at the top of the cage along with Sexay.. both men are seating on the top, exchanging rights and lefts! Mor gets the upper hand as Sexay stops fighting back.. Mor then grabs him by his head and rams it against the steel cage.. Mor then slowly stands up.. He tries to keep his balance as he then grabs Sexay by his head and pulls him up. He then hooks Big Sexay between his legs and then wraps his arms around him, going for a power-bomb! Mor tries to lift him but Sexay blocks it and he then back body drops Mor! Mor lands hard on the top of the cage and almost falls off the edge! Sexay drops to his knees and nearly falls off himself.. He then starts to get up and so does Mor.. Sexay is the first to stand up, followed by Mor who has his back to Sexay.. Sexay quickly moves in hooking Mor from behind with a full nelson! Sexay then lifts him and delivers a full nelson slam, his trademark, sending Mor all the way down back to the ring, and landing on top of Payne! The crowd gives a loud: “OOOOOH!” followed by cheers for Big Sexay, who, has started to climb down the cage.. As he gets close to the floor, he jumps off, landing on his feet… The ref calls for the bell. <|o}
{Mimi Vega} Y el ganador de esta pelea…. BIG SEXAY!!!!!!
{o|>The crowd continues to cheer, and the fans at ring side pat Sexay on the back as he catches a breather, leaning against the guard rail…<|o}
{Miller} and Big Sexay earns himself a spot in the rumble! This was a good match up to get this show started!
{Paco} Meh, it was alright.. I liked that last spot though.. damn that sounded good!
{Brandy} Big Sexay will now go into the rumble but you have to ask yourself just how good he will do after being in such a brutal match?
{Miller} We don’t know, but Big Sexay has proven to be a very tough hombre…
{Paco} You also have to think of the luck of the draw too.. Because if he draws #30.. then he is in good shape… But if he draws #2, then he has a huge uphill battle ahead of him..
{Brandy} Yup.
{o|>The camera switches over to the back, the camera zooms in on a closed door. The door has an opaque glass window, and written on that window is “Owner”. Voices can be heard on the other side of the door. One such voice is recognizable as ODJ’s, but the other’s isn’t.<|o}
{???}It’s simple Dougg, all I’m offering you is an insurance policy for tonight.
{ODJ}Hmm, I’m not sure if I’m going to need such a thing for tonight, I’m pretty sure I have my problems dealt with.
{???}You know, one can never be too careful these days, accidents do happen…
{ODJ}That they do. Let me think about it, and I’ll get back to you.
{???}Excellent.
{o|>The door slowly opens, and Jack Sullivan steps out of ODJ’s office, a huge smile on his face.<|o}
{Miller} What is he doing talking to ODJ?
{Paco} Didn’t you hear? Jack Sullivan has a part time job selling life insurances… He was just trying to sell one to ODJ…
{Brandy} Paco, you’re such an idiot.. Miller, I’m sure you like me can read between the lines…
{Miller} Yeah, I think I know what Sullivan was offering ODJ… It’ll be interesting to see if ODJ accepts…
{Paco} What are you guys talking about? All he was doing was selling ODJ a policy! That’s it! I heard they are cheap, and cover a lot too.
{Brandy} You’re an even bigger idiot than I thought…
{Miller} Well enough of that, it’s time for the Anarchy rules match!! This one will be to your liking Paco!!
{Paco} It better because those three rooks disappointed me on that steel cage match.. it should have been more violent, more bloody, more gorific.. more..
{Brandy} Did you just say “gorific?” That’s not even a word!!
{Miller} He makes up words all the time Brandy, specially when it comes to hardcore and x-treme!
{Paco} Absofreakingloutely.
{Brandy} Now I know what to get you for Christmas, a dictionary and a thesaurus..
{Miller} Haha, good one Brandy..
{Paco} I’ll take the dictionary but what the hell do I want a dinosaur for?
{Brandy} forget it. I still can’t believe you went to Harvard…
{Miller} I tell myself that every Friday Brandy.. By the way, why don’t you break down this match up for us…
{Paco} Oh here we go.. BORING…
{Brandy} Shut up.. Well the match it self takes place in a concrete pit that is 10 feet deep and 60 feet in circumference. The walls of the pit are made of glass and barbed wire and there are also weapons in there. You can only win by making your opponent bleed and they cannot go on with the match. The pit is located right by the entrance over there, so some of the fans that got some bad tickets, will get their money’s worth with this match up… Now as far as the history between these two men.. It all goes way back to the days of the 3rd Earth Klique… The Frost, Krayzie and Da Link formed this great group but apparently things went sour between Frost and Krayzie and they have been hating each other ever since the group officially broke up… Some say that Krayzie got kicked out, others say that he left.. One thing is for sure, things have gotten so bad that Krayzie has gone as far as to kidnapping the Frost’s daughter and do who knows what to her.. Frost was able to rescue her though, but the attacks between the two have not cease… This match is suppose to settle their differences, but if you ask me, I think this is only the beginning…
{Miller} Yeah I agree, even after this match is over and done with… I think the feud will be far from over.
{Paco} Well enough yapping can we get to the match please!?!
{Miller} Yes, let’s not wait any longer… Lets go to Joey for the introductions…
{o|>The camera pans over to the pit where the match is to be taking place… You see a ref inside of it, looking a bit uneasy about the whole thing.. The camera then pans over to where Mimi Vega is standing…<|o}
{Mimi Vega} Damas y caballeros la siguiente es una pelea con reglas de anarquía… Para ganar, un luchador tiene que hacer que el otro luchador sangre y hacer ya no pueda pelear… Ahora, conozcamos a los participantes!!
{o|>The lights go out and it becomes silent. "I saw an angel come down from heaven" is heard in a Jamaican accent. Krayzie's face is shown on the Insane-A-Tron fading in and out. Then "Why" by Da Band hits and Krayzie steps out. Krayzie has on a black "Krayzie" shirt and his usual wrestling gear. Krayzie also has his patented Barbwire Kendo Stick in his hand. He stands at the top of the ramp while the crowd gives him a mix reaction. <|o}
{Mimi Vega} Introduciendo primero, el viene desde Memphis, Tennessee… Señoras y Señores… Krayzie!!!
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