J. Styles: and his opponent.. From South Central, Los Angeles.. He is the current Hardcore Champion of the World!!! KILLA KALI!!!

~`)Killa Kali and The Frost come face to face.. Each not saying a word.. Just waiting for the bell.. (`~

Miller: Well to say that these two hate each other would be an understatement..

Paco: Word, G.

Mr. Smith: Oh-oh.. Look out.. Paco is in gangsta mode.

~`)The bell rings and both begin to exchange hard right hands.. The Frost gets the early lead, backing Killa Kali to the corner.. There he nails him with a few knife edge chops before whipping him towards the other corner.. Killa Kali reverses it though and the Frost hits hard.. Kali charges at him and crushes him with a clothesline! Kali then takes him out of the corner only to nail him with a hard right hand, that knocks Frost down to the mat.. Kali stomps a few times on Frost’s head and then brings him to his feet.. He hooks him for a suplex and delivers it.. Kali gets up, bounces off the ropes and delivers a knee drop right to the head of Frost! Kali now picks him up, turns him around and applies a sleeper hold! The Frost quickly gets out of it though with a jaw breaker. The Frost gets up, shaking his head, as Kali seats on the mat holding his jaw, The Frost bounces off the ropes and nails him with a drop kick right to the kisser! (`~

Miller: Pretty even match up so far, and Kali has already tried to put Frost out with the sleeper!

Paco: Dat Foo Frost is ‘bout to bow down to my brotha Kali.. Word is bond bioach!

Mr. Smith: Paco that is so not funny.

~`)The Frost brings him to his feet, turns him around and he applies a sleeper hold! Kali fights it off right away, turning to the side slightly, wrapping his arms around Frost’s waist and delivering a side suplex! Kali makes it to his feet and he picks up the Frost, the Frost surprises him with a right hand though, another, another, one more! He backs Kali to the ropes and then clotheslines him over the top and onto the floor outside! The crowd cheers slightly as the Frost goes out and brings Kali to his feet.. He then whips him towards the steel steps but Kali reverses it, pulling him back in, lifting him and delivering a 360 spine-buster! Killa Kali jumps to his feet and flips off the cheering (for Frost) fans.. They immediately boo and Kali smiles.. he brings the Frost to his feet, lifts him over his head and drops him face first on the announcers table! Kali brings him to his feet again and delivers the same move again! (`~

Miller: For a second I thought that Kali was going to drop the Frost on our lap!

Paco: Keep wishing fudge packer…

Mr. Smith: The hell is a fudge packer!?

~`)Killa Kali brings The Frost to his feet and tosses him inside the ring.. He brings him to his feet, grabs him by his neck with both hands, lifts him and delivers a choke bomb!! Kali tells the crowd is over as he goes for The Frost’s legs, he hooks them and applies a Texas Clover Leaf!! The Frost is in big time pain.. The ref asks him if he gives up and The Frost shakes his head “NO!” He starts going for the ropes, getting closer and closer by the inch. Kali tries to seat more on the hold, but can’t as the Frost grabs the ropes! The ref tells Kali to break it.. Kali doesn’t! The ref gives him the 5 count and he still doesn’t break the hold! The ref warns him about disqualifying him and Kali finally breaks it up.. Kali gets up and brings Frost back up to his feet.. He whips him to the ropes, but Frost somehow reverses it.. Kali bounces off and The Frost catches him and drops him with a Tilt-A-Whirl back breaker!! The crowd cheers loudly for Frost who pulled that move out of nowhere. (`~

Miller: Just a second ago Frost was almost eliminated from this match up, but he turned it around pretty quickly…

Paco: True dat, true dat.. But you know what homes? That took just as much out of him than it took out of Kali.. word.

Mr. Smith: Well I hate to acknowledge the stupid comments you made, but, you are right… That took a lot out of the Frost who is down like Kali right now…

~`)The ref looks on at both men and just waits, since he can’t count them out… Kali starts to move but so does the Frost.. Kali makes it to his feet first, followed by the Frost.. Kali goes for a right hand but the Frost blocks it and delivers a right hand! Kali goes for another right hand but The Frost ducks it this time and hooks Kali for his finisher, Frostbite! Kali elbows him on the side of the head though, breaking the hold, then hooking The Frost and delivering a Russian leg sweep! Kali gets on top of the Frost and begins to pummel him with right hands! Kali brings him to his feet and then whips him towards the corner, the Frost reverses it but Kali reverses it again and The Frost hits sternum first!! Kali quickly hooks him from behind and drops him with a German suplex! Kali now drags The Frost towards the corner.. He then slides out of the ring and then pulls The Frost’s legs to the outside, so the ring post is in between them.. Kali then proceeds to hook The Frost with a figure four around the ring post!! The ref asks the Frost right away if he gives up? The Frost tries to hang on but the move is too painful, and is forced to tap out!! Bell rings… (`~

J. Styles: Here is your winner…. KILLA KALI!!!

Miller: and it’s all over! The Frost put up a good fight but Killa Kali was too much for him to handle..

Paco: AGAIN! That’s right my wigga.. The Frost met the heat and got burned sucka!!

Mr. Smith: The match is over Paco, you can stop talking like that!

Miller: Yeah Paco…

Paco: Stop hating on a brotha.. What’s that you drinking, oh, as expected.. HATORADE!!

Mr. Smith: you’re a moron..

Miller: Well folks it’s time to continue with the Master of the Mat.. Mr. Smith sadly will leave us, but he will be back later on…

Paco: Does that mean that Brandy is coming now?

Mr. Smith: You wish.. Jones is up next.. See later Miller!

~`)Mr. Smith leaves and Paco begins talking with Miller as they wait for Jones to arrive… (`~

Paco: Damn it, I want to see Brandy.. I heard she is wearing a very hot outfit tonight..

Miller: Will you get your mind out of the gutter? Geez.. Let’s focus on the next match which is Derek Mobley vs. Roz Blayze

Paco: oh oh.. The Thrilla vs. The Blayze!! The sparks will fly on that one!!

Miller: For sure.. hey, what’s the meaning of this!?

Paco: It’s the Dark Side Assassins!

~`)"Fu** the Fanz" by Cypress Hill starts to play and is abruptly cut off and replaced with "Friends" by Whodini. The fans seem puzzled as Killa Kali and Titan 3 come strolling down to the ring. Killa Kali is still wearing his in ring clothes, and is drinking a bottle of water… The fans show their disapproval with a chorus of boos. The two men smile and then Killa Kali snatches a mic from ringside. (`~

Killa Kali: I know you're all booing us right now, hating what we used to represent. Sure, we used to say Fu** the Fanz but that's not how we roll anymore. We've changed our ways. We're here now because we wish to make it up to each and every one of you.

~`) As Killa Kali finishes speaking the arena erupts in boos and a chant of "We Hate You" ring down upon his head. Shrugging, he hands the mic to Titan 3. (`~

Miller: Are you buying this? Listen to the fans! They know a scoundrel when they here one!

Paco: Of course I do! You heard them they've changed their ways! Woo Hoo! Hooray for FTF! Drinks for everybody!

~`)Miller and Paco glare at each other as Paco reaches for the tequila. Brandy shakes her head no in response to Paco’s inquiry. In the ring Titan 3 looks incredulous at the boos he and Killa Kali are receiving. Holding up a hand he asks for quiet. A chant of "You Sold Out" rains down on Titan 3 in regards to his teaming up with Killa Kali and ending his long time friendship with ODJ. (`~

Titan 3: Sure, in the past we've dogged the fans but now we're here, like Kali said, to take care of the fans. From this day forward we'll be known as For The Fanz and we'll be taking in new members soon. We regret all the bad things we've said about the greatest fans in the world. But for now we'd like to show our sorrow for our past indiscretions and invite several fans into the ring to receive an all expense paid trip to Disney Land.

Miller: Don't believe them! They're evil! Somebody get them out of here! Don't do it!

Paco: Believe it! The FTF has gone good! FTF rules!

~`) The two men walk to the ropes and look ringside, looking for the right fans. They finally decide on two young looking men sitting ringside. Killa Kali sits on the ropes and hold them open for the two while Titan 3 tells security to let them in. The fans, reluctant at first, but then whole-heartedly, begin to cheer at the changes in Killa Kali and Titan 3. When they're in the ring Killa Kali hands them two envelopes but won't let them open them. Taking the mic from Titan 3 he begins to talk again. (`~

Killa Kali: What you fellows have in that envelope is a passport to- Oh fu** this I can't do this anymore. T, how about you?

Titan 3: Hell no! This is making me sick!

~`)Grabbing one of the fans Killa Kali head butts him and then knocks him to the ground while Titan 3 bitch slaps the other one. When both men are stunned, Killa Kali rips the envelopes open, revealing blank pieces of paper. He and Titan 3 grab the men and hang them upside down by their ankles, shaking the contents out of their pockets. Dropping them, they start laughing as the fans rain down debris on the two men. Reaching down Killa Kali picks up the wallets while Titan 3 grabs the keys that fell to the ground. Holding the wallets up like a trophy Killa Kali spews forth venom at the crowd. (`~

Killa Kali: You stupid fu**ing fans fell for it. I knew you people were dumb enough to believe anything! Do you think we'd change just to please you? Fu** the Fanz is the greatest stable to ever live and we refuse to change just to please you, as Freddie Blassie says, you pencil neck geeks! These wallets should cover the thrill we gave these idiots for having the honor of being in the same ring as us.

Miller: Once again the FTF proved how low they can go. I knew that you couldn't trust those low-lives. Somebody needs to do something about them.

Paco: Who are you kidding? They're great! They said Fu** the Fans and proved that they would. I knew it all along! FTF is the greatest and not just because I sometimes get weed from Killa Kali! You noticed that they took everything that fell out of the fans pockets right?

Titan 3: Once again the mighty FTF has proven to be too smart for all you nobodies watching us out there. Hey, I see a couple of hotel keys here. Maybe we should head over there after the show and show their women what real men are like. For those paying their money to watch us abuse you, this has been another Fu** the Fanz production. Thank you for your support! Oh and one last thing.. F*ck you all.

~`)T3 and Kali turn to each other and begin laughing… They are about to leave when all of a sudden, their smiles are wiped off their faces, when a deep voice echoes over the PA system. (`~

Voice: F*ck you too.

Titan 3: Who the f*ck was that?

Killa Kali: Whoever it was is a dead man.

~`)As Titan 3 and Killa Kali are wondering who just addressed them, a figure steps out of the entrance way, with a big grin on his face. IT’S BRETT ARCHER!!!! (`~

~`)Titan 3 and Killa Kali stare dead ahead of them, unable to believe what they are seeing. (`~

Brett Archer: Made you look.

~`)All 3 men crack up laughing as Archer makes his way to the ring. His 2 friends part the ropes for him, as he climbs in and the 3 men shake hands. Suddenly Archer yanks T3 towards him and he nails him right in the temple with a hard right hand punch. Unbelievably, Titan goes straight down, out cold. Kali rushes towards Archer, only to meet the same fate, before Archer unclenches his fist, dropping a pair of brass knucks. Archer then slides out of the ring, and he grabs a large length of rope, with which he ties the 2 Dark side Assassins up, and sits them both facing them. Archer then allows them both to wake up before he grabs the microphone a foot from their faces. (`~

Brett Archer: You 2 enjoying it back in the ICWF, huh? I bet you are, you f’n traitors. Not once, following the re-opening did I get a call from either of you. Not once did either of you ever ask me back here. You didn’t want me to be in the way of your cozy little arrangement. We were brothers, well no longer.

~`)As Archer is saying this, the fans begin to cheer, and Archer turns to address them. (`~

Brett Archer: F*ck you all. Just because these bastards betrayed me, does not mean I have abandoned my FTF attitude. I am THE true FTF.

~`)Archer turns back to T3 and Kali. (`~

Brett Archer: I know you both have big matches tonight, and I can’t say I’m particularly keen on the idea of Linchy as World Champion or Trent Steel, or even Angel as Master of the Mat, so I’m not gonna f*ck you up too bad. Consider today a warning shot, and beware, because my aim has now turned to you, and Brett Archer ALWAYS hits the target.

~`)Archer heads back to the backstage area, leaving T3 and kali tied up in the ring. (`~

Miller: Brett Archer has returned to the ICWF and he has two new targets, and surprisingly, they are his former stable mates!!

Paco: No, this can’t be!! The FTF ruled all! Don’t break it up now Archer!!

Jones: I think it’s a little too late for that Paco.. He’s laid both of them out with the knucks, and left them tied..

Paco: The hell you come from?

Jones: I’ve been here this whole time… you were just too focused on what was going on in the ring..

Miller: Well the Dark Side Assassins have been untied, and look at them.. They are pissed!!

Paco: Wouldn’t you be if a former friend turned on you?

Jones: Hey the way Archer sees it, They turned on him first.

Miller: You know what I’m wondering? I wonder how Silvio Syn feels about all of this..

Paco: Who the hell is that?

Jones: He was the other member of the FTF? Remember? He use to tag with Archer to make the Light side Assassins.

Paco: Oh yeah, yeah…

Jones: You remember now?

Paco: No…

Jones: Moron..

Miller: Well the first surprise of the night has taken place.. Will there be more? Who knows.. right now the show must go on.. Mobley vs. Blayze is next!!

Paco: Smell the ratings!!!!

~`) The lights go out when suddenly "CUZ IT'S THE THRILLA!!!" is heard and the crowd goes wild with "Thriller" by Michael Jackson playing. Purple, silver, and white strobe lights flash throughout the arena as Derek Mobley emerges from behind the curtain. He slowly walks to the ring and climbs up on the apron. While on the apron, Derek does the moonwalk as the crowd goes crazy. He then quickly enters the ring and climbs to the top rope of the nearest corner. He then shuts his eyes, takes in a deep breath, and holds his arms up high in the air. He holds this position for a few moments before stopping and begging to dance while up there, the crowd goes crazy. (`~

J. Styles: Introducing first… From Providence, Rhode Island… Here is ½ of the World Tag Hardcore Champions!! Derek “The Thriller” Mobley!!!

~`) The lights all go out except for the one middle ramp way light. The intensity is brought up on it. Then the opening rifts of “El Phantsom Chicken run and the Blast O Rama” By White Zombie hits. The light flickers for a split second and when it comes back Roz Blayze is standing there. He turns around and his normal sly smile is plastered on his face. (`~

J. Styles: and his opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Roz Blayze!!!

~`)Roz Blayze walks down and gets inside… The bell rings and the match begins. (`~

G. Miller: Well here we go, one of these two men will go to the semifinals!

Paco: One of these men? Are you stupid or something? Derek Mobley will move on.. simple as that…

E. Jones: C’mon Paco.. give Roz Blayze some credit.. Many didn’t expect him to get past Pitbull, but he did..

~`)Mobley and Roz Blayze lock up and the much bigger Mobley pushes Roz Blayze down to the mat… Blayze jumps back to his feet though and delivers a right hand to Derek Mobley which Mobley answers right back with and Roz goes back down again… Mobley brings him to his feet this time and then nails him with a couple of right hands before he whips him to the ropes.. Roz Blayze bounces off and Mobley sends him flying with a back body drop! Roz lands on his feet though, and as Mobley turns around, Roz nails him with a right hand and then he delivers a drop kick right to the kisser! Mobley makes it to his feet and so does Roz who charges at Mobley and nails him with a spinning heel kick! Roz Blayze picks him up and whips him to the ropes… Mobley reverses it, Roz Blayze bounces off and Mobley nearly takes his head off with a clothesline! Mobley is not done though as he begins a stomp-a-thon on Roz Blayze’s back!(`~

G. Miller: and just like that Mobley slows down Roz Blayze who was taking Mobley to school!

Paco: Must have been elementary school cuz that’s where Roz Blayze is at compared to Mobley.. He’s just toying with him guys.. Whenever he wants, Mobley can finish off Blayze..

E. Jones: I don’t know about that.. Blayze looks very determined.. I mean if you ask me, Mobley is shocked.

~`)Mobley picks up Roz Blayze and whips him towards the ropes.. Blayze bounces off and Mobley lifts him with a gorilla press and then drops him flat on his face! Derek Mobley whips Roz Blayze to the ropes.. Roz Blayze bounces off and Derek Mobley catches him and drops him with a power slam! Mobley brings him to his feet yet again and then takes him to the corner.. He places Roz on the top turnbuckle and then begins to climb it but as he does, Roz begins to nail him with right hands and then pushes him off! Mobley lands hard on his back but gets back up and goes after Roz who nails him with a boot to the face this time! Roz then quickly grabs Mobley while still on the corner, hooks him under his arm and then delivers a tornado DDT! Roz Blayze gets up slowly and then goes to the corner.. He climbs it.. Once he reaches the top he jumps off, and delivers a huge elbow drop to the sternum of Derek Mobley!(`~

G. Miller: Great move by Roz Blayze! Say what you want to say Paco, Roz Blayze is putting Mobley to the test!!

Paco: Playing! Not testing! Playing! Mobley is just playing.. geez.

E. Jones: Well if he is playing, the toy he is playing with is kicking his ass!

~`)Roz Blayze picks up Mobley and then gives him a kick to the gut.. Mobley doubles over and Roz Blayze runs towards the ropes, bounces off and then leaps over Mobley and takes him down with a sunset flip! No, he rolls it into a half Boston Crab! Mobley immediately screams in pain and the ref asks him if he gives up?! Mobley shakes his head no and right away tries to go for the ropes.. he can’t reach them! The ref asks him again but he still says no! The crowd begins a “MOBLEY! MOBLEY!” chant and that seems to get him going as he inches his way towards the ropes.. He is almost at them, Roz tries to apply more pressure but to no avail.. Mobley gets the ropes! Roz breaks the hold relentlessly but then goes back to work on Mobley.. He drags him towards the middle of the ring and then catapults him towards the corner! Mobley hits face first and then falls down to the mat! Roz Blayze looks around at the crowd who have started to cheer for him!(`~

G. Miller: I smell an upset!!

Paco: You’re about to smell my foot from inside when I stick it up your ass! There is no upset.. no way.. no how.. hehe.. right Jones?

E. Jones: Don’t ask me man.. I think Roz Blayze has a chance to upset Mobley..

~`)Roz Blayze picks up Mobley and then whips him towards the corner.. Mobley reverses it though, pulls Blayze in and gives him a kick to the mid section.. Mobley then quickly hooks him and drops him with an implant DDT! The crowd cheers as Mobley finally gets some offense going again.. He uses the ropes to pull himself up and then grabs Blayze.. He picks him up and whips him towards the ropes.. Blayze reverses it! Mobley bounces off and Blayze goes for a spinning heel kick but this time Mobley catches him and drops him in power bomb fashion!! Mobley appears pumped now.. He goes to the corner and climbs it.. He then does a little dance at the top before jumping off, and delivering a flying elbow to Roz Blayze’s right leg!! Roz Blayze immediately begins to roll around the ring, holding his leg.. Mobley tells the crowd is over.. He grabs Blayze’s legs, hooks them and applies The Thrilla!!! The crowd is going wild, the ref asks Blayze if he gives up and he shakes his head yes!! Bell rings! (`~

J. Styles: Here is your winner…. DEREK “THE THRILLER” MOBLEY!!!

G. Miller: Well Mobley won..

Paco: HA! In your face putos!!

E. Jones: Ok Jake Navaja…

Paco: Who’s that?

G. Miller: Anyway folks.. That was a nice way to get the show started but, it doesn’t end there.. Oh no.. We have 8 more matches to go including 3 title matches!! Wooo, can you feel it gentlemen? Can you feel the excitement! I can!!!

Paco: All I can feel is your hand on my leg.. STOP IT BIOACH!! Jones, switch seats with me..

E. Jones: No way Jose…

Paco: It’s Paco, bioach.

E. Jones: Whatever…

G. Miller: Sorry about that Paco.. my hand just keeps slipping.. I don’t know why…

Paco: Well my hand is about to slip… into bitch slap mode if you don’t know that shit off..!

E. Jones: Bitch slaps are cool!

Paco: Oh yeah? You think so?

E. Jones: Yeah.. (SLAP!!!) Owww!!!

Paco: You still think they’re cool?

E. Jones: (sniff, sniff) no….

G. Miller: Well folks, before it starts to get really violent around here.. Let’s go back to Joey for the second match of the tournament, Jones will stick around for one more match!

~`)The lights in the arena cut out as a voice over the loud speaker booms over the crowd. (`~

~`)A stream of blue and silver pyro erupts from under the Insane-a-Tron as “Not Falling” by Mudvayne follows the voice and Angel rises up from beneath the stage into the massive shower of sparks. (`~

J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the masters of the mat tournament continues with our next match… Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington…. Angel!!!

~`) As the pyro ends Angel makes his way to the ring. Then “Hair of the Dogs” By Guns and Roses begins to play and flames erupt from the entrance way...We see a man emerge from the flames unscarred and unburned...(`~

J. Styles: and his opponent… From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania… Trent Steel!!!

~`)Trent Steel makes his way to the ring...as he does though he is met by a leaping Angel!!!(`~

G. Miller: and Angel is not waiting any more!!

Paco: Wow, he leaped over the top ropes and nailed Trent Steel right on the kisser!!

E. Jones: These two have a deep hatred for each other, so this shouldn’t be a surprise!

~`)Angel picks up Trent Steel and throws him against the steel steps… He then begins to stomp really hard on Steel’s chest.. the crowd near by is loving the up close and personal action… Angel grabs Trent Steel and lifts him for a body slam, but instead of dropping him on the ground, he runs towards the steel post and rams him shoulder first against it!! Trent Steel is in big time pain and Angel is not letting up.. He stomps on him a few times and then brings Steel back up, he grabs him by his head and then slams it against the steel steps.. He then does it again.. and again.. and again.. the crowd counts along until Angel reaches 10!! The crowd then cheers as Trent Steel drops to the floor, not having a clue as to where he is at.. Angel brings him to his feet again and then tosses him inside the ring.. He goes in himself and the bell finally rings, starting this match officially. Angel puts his hand to his ear, and listens to the crowd cheer… (`~

Miller: and Angel is teaching Trent Steel a lesson..

Paco: Wait a minute.. I just thought of something.. since they can only win via submission.. Then that means they can do this match hardcore, cuz they can’t be disqualified right?

Jones: Uh, yeah.. I guess that’s right.. You can only win via submission, so it makes sense that a wrestler wouldn’t be able to win via DQ..

~`)Angel goes to the corner and climbs it.. He measures Trent Steel and then dives off, going for a guillotine leg drop!! Trent Steel moves though and Angel hits nothing but mat! Trent Steel gets up and then grabs Angel by his head.. He nails him with a heavy right hand before hooking him for a suplex and delivering it! Trent Steel brings Angel back up to his feet and then whips him towards the ropes.. Angel reverses it and Trent Steel bounces off.. no.. he hangs on to the ropes.. Trent Steel charges at him but Steel steps up, surprising Angel and sending him flying to the outside with a back body drop!! “OH!!” is heard from the crowd as Angel takes the nasty fall… Trent Steel goes to the corner and climbs it.. He then jumps off and connects with a big time body splash on Angel!! Trent Steel gets up holding his ribs, but he is still able to taunt the crowd who boo him loudly… Trent Steel picks up Angel and then throws him inside the ring.. He goes in himself and then flips Angel over, grabs his arms and applies a grape vine submission!(`~

Miller: and there is the first submission hold of the match..

Paco: I don’t know if he will make Angel submit with it though..

Jones: I agree Paco.. that move is not that all effective unless Steel works really hard on the arm.. Only thing he is doing to Angel right now is wearing him down, which is not a bad idea.

~`)The ref ask Angel if he gives up and he says no.. He then tries to break out of the hold.. making it to his feet but still trapped in it.. Angel tries to pick up Steel with one arm but it doesn’t work.. so he does the next best thing, gives him a kick on the groin! Steel breaks the hold right away and Angel checks his arm before starting to stomp on Steel again. Angel picks him up now and whips him towards the ropes.. Steel reverses it and Angel bounces off.. Steel goes for a back body drop but this time Angel stops dead on his tracks, hooks Steel, signals to the crowd and drops him with a Twist of Fate! Angel jumps to his feet and is pumped up! The crowd cheers him on as he goes to the corner and climbs it.. With his back to Steel, he jumps off and connects with a big time Moonsault! The crowd cheers loudly and then Angel signals for a submission.. He picks up Trent Steel, pulls back on his head and then applies a dragon sleeper! (`~

Miller: Now that’s a move that will make someone tap!!!

Paco: Hell yeah! The Dragon Sleeper is a very dangerous move!!

Jones: It is but Angel doesn’t have it locked in, so Steel still has a chance to get out of it!

~`)Angel tries to get down but Steel won’t let him.. Steel then grabs Angel’s head and begins no nail him with his knee! The hold is broken and Trent Steel manages to make it to his feet.. Angel shakes his head and then goes after Steel who gives him a kick to the mid section.. no.. Angel grabs his foot, blocking it.. Trent Steel quickly nails him with an Enziguri kick though that flips Angel inside out! Trent Steel picks up Angel now and whips him towards the corner.. Angel hits hard and comes out stumbling towards Trent Steel who nails him with a mule kick, sending him back to the corner hard! Trent Steel grabs him and whips him towards the other side.. Angel reverses it though and Trent Steel hits hard.. Angel takes him out of the corner and lifts him for a body slam, Trent Steel breaks free though, falling behind Angel.. Steel quickly hooks one of Angel’s legs, lifts him and delivers a knee-breaker!! (`~

Miller: and Trent Steel with a nice reversal!!

Paco: Not only is that a nice reversal, that is his set up for his finisher.. X-Treme Prejudice!!

Jones: You called it Paco, Trent Steel is going for it!!

~`)Trent Steel wraps Angel’s legs up and applies X-Treme Prejudice on, his version of the world famous Sharpshooter! Angel is in big time pain and is right away going for the ropes.. Which.. aren’t far.. The ref asks him that old question.. does he give up? Angel shakes his head no and then pulls all the energy he has left out, and manages to grab the bottom rope!! The ref tells Steel to break it but he ain’t having it… The ref gives him the five count and Steel relentlessly lets go… Steel pulls Angel to the middle of the ring though and goes for the same move again, but Angel kicks him off sending Steel towards the ropes, bouncing off and sending him flying over him with a monkey flip! Angel gets up, holding his right leg.. He goes to the corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle.. As Steel gets up, and turns towards Angel, he jumps off and nails Steel with a spear!! Angel then grabs Steel and hooks him between his legs for a power-bomb.. Angel tries to lift him but Steel blocks it and instead pulls the legs from under Angel, wrapping them up and applying X-Treme Prejudice again!! This time Steel has the hold in the middle of the ring.. The ref is all over Angel, asking him if he gives up.. Angel is hanging on.. he tries to go for the ropes but they are too far… The ref asks him again and Angel has no choice but to tap out.. The bell rings as the ref calls for it.. (`~

J. Styles: Here is your winner…. TRENT STEEL!!!

Miller: and Trent Steel advances to face Killa Kali!!

Paco: Oh hell yeah! The man that’s too X-Treme for TV going up against that son of a bitch!! This one is going to be one for the books, it has got Hardcore X-Tremeness written all over it!!

Jones: Well it’s not going to be a hardcore rules match Paco..

Miller: Well technically Jones, they can get hardcore just like they can get hardcore in this submission matches.. I mean they can only win via pin fall, they can’t be dq’ed counted out or thrown out..

Paco: Thrown out? When has someone ever been thrown out of a match they were in? This ain’t basketball you moron…

Jones: Yeah idiot.. hahaha…

Miller: Jones don’t you have to leave NOW?:

Jones: Yes.. (sniff, sniff)

Paco: Don’t take any crap from him Jones, kick his ass..

Jones: Shut up Paco.. Besides.. I don’t beat up woman..

~`)Jones leaves.(`~

Miller: I’m not a woman!!

Paco: Hahaha… Good one Jones… Ok do we now get Brandy Powers?

Miller: Yes Paco.. geez… now we get Randy Powers…

Paco: WOOOHOOO! Let me fix my tie real quick, make sure I look presentable..

Miller: You’re not even wearing a tie.. moron.. Folks Brandy will join us soon.. Right now though, I have to be the bearer of bad news and tell you something that happened earlier today.. To some of us it was a tragedy.. to others.. well they might be happy when they hear this.. Our boss, ODJ had a terrible car accident.. Apparently he was on his way to the arena when his limo went out of control as it took an exit on a highway and crashed against another car, flipping over another and finally landing upside down off road.. He was taken to the hospital and he is on stable condition, but will probably be out of a action for at least a month.. He has a broken arm, and a concussion plus a lot of bruises as you can imagine..

Paco: If you’re watching ODJ! We miss you! I sent you one of my finest Tequila bottles! I hope you can enjoy it! If not, uh, you can send it back and I’ll gladly drink it for you! Hehe..

Miller: You never stop do you? Anyway folks.. The police did a report on the accident, and apparently the Limo was tempered with.. Someone, or some played around with the break wires.. apparently, when the limo hit a certain speed.. the breaks would become disabled.. and that explains why as the limo took the exit it couldn’t slow down, and crashed against those vehicles… Paco, do you have any idea as to whom might have tried to, well kill ODJ?

Paco: Well before I go into that, let me just say.. WHAT UP WITH WRESTLERS WANTING TO KILL THEIR OWNERS ALL THE TIME!? Damn.. We see this all the time in different feds.. Geez.. Now, who might have tried to kill him? Miller, look around you.. who might NOT have tried to kill him would be an easier question.. ODJ has many enemies.. Some wrestlers.. some manages.. some are other owners.. Or it could be people ODJ has fired, business partners.. the list is endless Miller..

Miller: Yeah I guess you’re right…. Well if we find out anything, we’ll let you know folks… But right now, we have some footage to show you..

Paco: Footage of what?

Miller: I honestly don’t know..

~`)The camera switches to the back where a white Limo is pulling up to the entrance where the ICWF wrestlers and staff come in from… The limo comes to a stop and then the camera focuses on the license plate.. it reads simply “VP” The driver gets out and opens the door for whomever this is.. Out steps someone looking a lot like Ben Stiller, wearing a white suit.. He is all smiles as he takes out a silver briefcase and heads inside the arena.. right away though he is stopped by security though… (`~

Security Guard: Can I help you sir?

Sir: Uh, yes.. You can let me in…

Security Guard: I’m sorry sir, this entrance is for wrestlers and staff only..

Sir: Well that’s me.. I’m a staff..

Security Guard: Oh ok, can you show me your staff ID?

Sir: Uh, well actually I don’t have one.. See I got called here on an emergency.. See ODJ had a car accident and---

Security Guard: Right.. No ID.. No entrance.. now please leave…

Sir: But I’m the ICWF’s Vice President!!

Security Guard: Who?

VP: I’m the VP?

Security Guard: Excuse me..

VP:

~`)The guard calls a few other guards and some wrestlers near by.. They all come over and look at the so called VP.... (`~

Security Guard: Ok sir I’m sorry, who are you again?

VP: I’m the VP of the ICWF!!

~`)The guard looks at the other guys, they look at him back and they all burst out laughing.. the VP is not a mused..(`~

VP: What the hell is so damn funny!? I am the new VP!!

Security Guard: Right, and I’m the new Comish.. Listen pal.. the ICWF has never had a new VP.. Never has and never will.. Everyone knows ODJ works alone.. He built the ICWF with his own hands from the ground up alone and he will take it to the grave with him, alone.. So do us all a favor and leave!

VP: But, but, but…

Security Guard: That’s right sir.. If you keep it up, we’re going to throw your butt out of here..

~`)The VP hangs his head in shame and then leaves, getting back into the limo.. The guards laugh again as the camera switches back to Miller and Paco…(`~

Miller: Can you believe that Paco!?!

Paco: Haha, I know.. someone trying to say they are the ICWF VP.. now that’s funny!

Miller: No you moron! He really was the ICWF VP!!

Paco: The hell?

Miller: Yes, that was our new VP! See ODJ hired one when he reopened the ICWF.. Apparently he hired him to help ODJ out with a list of things, but we have never seen him because he’s never at the shows.. He is always at ICWF HQ.. He’s in charge of hiring new guys and what not.. He hired Josh Allen, Theo Mason and Jack Sullivan to name a few…

Paco: Are you serious? Damn, I never knew…

Miller: Well only a few people do.. You would have known if you read the memos we get from HQ.. don’t you ever read your e-mail account?

Paco: I have an e-mail account?

Miller: Ah never mind! Point is, he’s here because ODJ is not.. Someone better do something..

Paco: Well not me, I have the pleasure to be seating next to the lovely Brandy Powers.. I ain’t going no where vato!!

Miller: Fine.. Welcome by the way Brandy..

Brandy Powers: Thank you Miller.. Wow.. My first PPV.. this is so exciting! I’m so happy to be here!

Paco: and we’re glad to have you with us.. I heard a lot of great things about you..

Brandy Powers: Yeah, I’ve been a fan of yours for a long time Paco.. you are an excellent announcer!

Miller: He is?

Paco: Yeah hear that? Listen and learn Miller..

Brandy Powers: Well don’t worry Miller, I think you are great too…

Miller: Why thank you…

Paco: Maybe you are not as smart as I thought babe…

Brandy Powers: Ah my first Paco insult.. I guess I’m part of the team now huh?

Miller: You bet cha.. Well folks, it’s time for the last quarter finals match of the night.. Josh Allen takes on the Iceman!!

Paco: All I can say about these two is one, you can’t melt the ice and two you can’t catch this loony toon!

~`)The camera switches over to Joey… (`~

J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen it’s time for the last quarters final match of the night!!

~`)The eerie sound of people whispering loudly feels the arena. Suddenly, "My Little Box" by John Frizzell wipes the whispering away. Dark images of padded rooms and jail cells fill the big screen on the stage. Moments later the lights on the stage darken as the shadowy figure of Josh Allen emerges and slowly begins walking down the aisle. You see El Chimpador sitting on his shoulder.. (`~

J. Styles: Introducing first… From San Francisco, California… JOSH ALLEN!!!

~`)The figure slides into the ring and steps up onto the second turnbuckle as the lights come back on. He looks into the crowd as "My Little Box" fades out… El Chimpador sits on a corner and looks on… The lights begin to flicker, slowly at first but then quicker and quicker until they finally go out. all except a single blue spotlight shining on the entrance ramp, "Cold as Ice" by M. O. P. begins playing throughout the entire arena and a thick white smoke fills the entry way. We see a figure step through the smoke and the blue spotlight follows him. The Ice man slowly makes his way to the ring. (`~

J. Styles: and his opponent… From Portland, Oregon… The Ice Man!!!

~`)Iceman gets inside the ring, climbs atop a turnbuckle, fireworks blast from the other three as the spotlight goes off and the house lights come on with a blue tint to them. he then climbs down and makes his way to the opposite turnbuckle, he climbs on it and again the three unoccupied turnbuckles emit giant blasts, this time the house light finally go back to normal. The Ice Man hops down and stands in the center of the ring, looking at Josh Allen in the corner. (`~

Miller: Well this match promises to be a good one.. Josh Allen, the newcomer with a three and zero undefeated record vs. a man who’s trying to break the mold.. Trying to show the wrestling world that he has what it takes to make it to the top.

Paco: Yeah, right, so anyway… Brandi, do you sleep in the nude? I do…

Brandy Powers: Actually I do Paco…

~`)Paco’s jaw drops… Back in the ring, Josh Allen comes out of the corner and steps up to Iceman.. The ref calls for the bell, it rings and the match is under way. They lock up and Iceman easily pushes the much smaller and lighter Allen off.. Josh Allen jumps to his feet and instead of locking up again, delivers a low drop kick to Iceman’s knee… Iceman stumbles and Allen delivers another drop kick, to the other knee and Iceman falls to the mat.. Trent Steel quickly gets on top of Iceman and applies a headlock.. Iceman makes it to his feet, with Allen still on his back… Allen tries to apply a sleeper hold, but before he is able, Iceman rams him against the turnbuckle, crushing him.. Iceman now turns around and nails him with a couple of knife edge chops…. He then whips Allen towards the other side.. Allen uses his quickness though to jump on the top turnbuckle, spin around and go for a cross body block! Iceman catches him though, lifts him onto his shoulders and delivers a Samoan drop! (`~

Miller: and so far the power is defeating the quickness.. Allen has tried a few things but everything has backfired..

Paco: Yeah, he’s going to have to be a lot faster and smarter if he wants to inflict some damage.. let alone.. win the match..

Brandy Powers: Josh Allen definitely has an uphill battle ahead of him, but regardless of what Iceman might think.. Ice can be melted, and Allen has the tools to do it..

~`)Both Miller and Paco look at Brandy and then at each other, shocked at the smart comment from the hot chick.. Brains and beauty? Hot Diggity Dog!! Back to the ring where Iceman peels off Allen from the mat and then whips him towards the ropes.. Allen bounces off, no he hangs on and slides to the outside.. He then tells Allen to bring it.. Iceman doesn’t back down and goes right after Allen sliding to the outside.. as he does though, Allen slides back in.. rushes towards the ropes, bounces off and as Iceman is looking for him, Allen jumps over the top ropes and nails the unsuspecting Iceman with a cross body block, taking him down! Allen now goes over to the steel steps, and waits for Iceman to get up.. when he does, Allen jumps onto his shoulders and takes him down with a Hurricanrana! Allen jumps to his feet and listens to the crowd as they cheer him on.. He grabs Iceman and throws him back in the ring.. He goes in himself, and as Iceman lays face down, Allen applies a pain killer! (`~

Miller: That’s an excellent move to use for this type of match.. the pain killer is a very devastating move that has tear a lot of muscles in the past…

Paco: I guess no more spanking the monkey for Iceman...

Brandy Powers: What? Iceman likes to beat up the poor Chimpador? Oh how cruel can he get!?

~`)The ref asks Iceman if he gives it up but he shakes his head “no…” He then tries to reach the ropes with his free hand… Josh Allen tries to apply as much pressure as he can but Iceman still manages to reach the ropes… Allen breaks the hold and he quickly begins driving his knee to Iceman’s arm… He then picks him up, hooks him and delivers a single arm DDT… Josh Allen quickly goes back to the pain killer… Iceman is in big time pain, but still has enough to go after the ropes again… The ref asks him if he gives up but Iceman ignores him and goes after the ropes.. He is close.. Allen tries to hang on but Iceman is able to get them again.. Josh Allen breaks the hold and brings Iceman to his feet, he then applies an arm bar.. Iceman quickly reverses it to avoid any further damage to the arm and then as he holds Allen, he gives him a kick to the mid section…. Then grabs his head, spins him around and drops him with a neck breaker. (`~

Miller: Finally Iceman gets some offense going..

Paco: Yeah, he was looking like a punching bag out there.. or rather.. submission dummy..

Brandy Powers: Submission dummy? My, my, my… aren’t we creative.

~`)Iceman shakes his arm and then brings Allen to his feet… He whips him towards the ropes.. Allen bounces off and Iceman goes for a clothesline.. he misses as Allen ducks it… He then bounces off the other side and goes for a spinning heel kick! Iceman catches him though, runs towards the ropes and tosses him to the outside! Allen lands hard on his back and Iceman manages to crack a smile… He goes after Allen, bringing him to his feet and then whips him towards the steel steps.. Allen hits hard, knee first.. Iceman sees this and quickly moves in.. he grabs Allen, hooks him as if he’s going for a knee breaker, but after lifting him, he drops him on the steel steps, doing some serious damage to Allen’s leg! Iceman then grabs Allen and throws him inside the ring.. Iceman goes in himself, grabs Allen’s bad leg and applies a half Boston crab. The ref asks Allen if he gives up, Allen raises his hand as if he is about to tap, but reaches for the ropes instead… grabbing the bottom rope.. Iceman breaks the hold, but drags Allen towards the middle of the ring and applies it again!(`~

Miller: It’s all about Iceman now… He has Josh Allen ready to tap out!!

Paco: Ah but you have forgotten about the Monkey Factor!! El Chimpador will not let his master down!!

Brandy Powers: Josh Allen is El Chimpador’s master? I thought it was the other way around.

~`)The ref asks Allen if he gives up again.. Allen doesn’t answer.. Allen doesn’t try to go for the ropes, instead he tries to power himself out of it, pushing up… Iceman tries to hang on, but Allen manages to roll out of the hold, and then kicks Iceman off… Both wrestlers jump to their feet, but Allen is the slowest of the two and Iceman nails him with a drop kick right to his jaw… Iceman goes to the ropes, bounces off and goes for a knee drop onto Allen’s leg but Allen moves out of the way at the last second… Both men are down but quickly make it to their feet.. Allen is the first of the two up and he quickly goes for a kick to the mid section but Iceman blocks it, catching his foot.. Allen quickly gets out of that predicament though, delivering an enziguri kick!! Iceman is down and probably out.. Josh Allen goes to the corner and climbs it.. He then measures Iceman, jumps off and delivers his finisher, Touch of Reality!! (`~

Miller: Josh Allen nailed his finisher there, he would probably win the match if it wasn’t a submissions only match…

Paco: Yeah, but if he knocked him out.. All he has to do is apply any hold and just have the ref raise the arms three times and get it over with.

Brandy Powers: It seems so simple doesn’t it? But if it really was, everyone would be a wrestler now wouldn’t they?

~`)Josh Allen does as suggested however.. Applying the pain killer again.. The ref asks Iceman if he gives up but he gets no answer.. he asks him again but again no answer.. The ref then grabs Iceman’s arm and lifts it.. He lets it go and it drops.. “ONE!” he shouts… The ref raises the arm for the second time, lets it go and it drops.. “TWO!” he shouts… He grabs the arm, lifts it a third time and lets it go.. it drops… but only half way! It then comes back up and then Iceman seems to wake up.. He tries to go for the ropes again.. Josh Allen tries to hang on but Iceman has found new energy.. Iceman reaches the ropes and Allen is forced to break the hold… Josh Allen picks up Iceman and whips him to the ropes Iceman bounces off and Allen gives him a kick to the gut.. he hooks him for a DDT but Iceman blocks it, lifting Josh Allen and then simply pushing him off, dropping him flat on his face! Allen gets up, holding his face and Iceman bounces himself off the ropes and nails Allen with a clothesline from hell!! (`~

Miller: oh my God!! What a clothesline!

Paco: Hell yeah! Where is Allen’s head, anyone seen it? I think it flew right out of the arena!

Brandy Powers: No, it’s actually still there… but Allen might not be.. That clothesline probably gave him a concussion.

~`)Iceman flips Josh Allen over and then grabs Allen’s right leg and applies his trademark ankle lock hold! The ref gets on Allen’s face, asking him that old question… Allen shakes his head no and goes for the ropes.. Iceman drags him back to the middle of the ring though and Allen’s pain is taking over.. The ref asks him again if he gives up.. Allen raises his hand, as if he’s going to tap.. He does… not tap, instead, flipping himself over and kicking Iceman off! Iceman jumps to his fee though and nails Allen in the back with a forearm shot as he was getting up.. Iceman then picks him up and then throws him over his shoulder.. Iceman then goes for the Ice Pick, his version of the F5, but as he spins Allen, Allen blocks it and turns it into a DDT! Allen doesn’t break the hold, and lifts Iceman back up and delivers a second DDT! Allen then flips Iceman, getting on top of him and applying a camel clutch! The ref gets on Iceman’s face now… Iceman doesn’t answer the question that I refuse to type again.. The ref asks him, Iceman shakes his “no” Allen pulls back on the head of Iceman.. he has him on a perfect arch now.. The ref asks him again and Iceman finally gives in!!! The bell rings as the ref calls for it. (`~

J. Styles: Here is your winner…. JOSH ALLEN!!!

Miller: and perhaps the best match thus far here tonight is over with Josh Allen pulling the upset over Iceman!!

Paco: Hell yeah it was an upset.. But it just goes to show you how good of a wrestler Josh Allen is… I can see big things coming from this vato.. Maybe even tonight!

Brandy Powers: I agree.. but Josh Allen has an even tougher opponent up ahead in Derek Mobley, whom didn’t have to earn his win as hard as Allen did just now..

Miller: Definitely.. The odds are against Josh Allen.. we’ll see later on if he is able to over come them.

Paco: So what’s up next my unorthodox friend? Ah who cares.. Brandy, let’s talk about “us.”

Brandy Powers: us?

Paco: Yes, how would you like to have the Drinking Time Bomb as your man..?

Brandy Powers: Oh so you are a time bomb huh?

Paco: You bet ya…

Brandy Powers: Well, time bombs are only good one time around.. I need something that makes me go “bang” time and time again…

Paco: [gulp]

Brandy Powers: Exactly..

~`)All of the sudden "Remember" by Disturbed blaring over the loudspeakers as Kid Ca$h and Kris Kore make their way onto the stage. (`~

Miller: Sorry to interrupt you two, but here comes the Korrupt Agendas!

~`)They stop at the top of the ramp and simultaneously give the fans the finger. They then make their way down the ramp and into the ring. Kid grabs a mic from the ring announcer and begins to speak. (`~

Kid Ca$h:Ladies and gentlemen, I would personally like to welcome you all to the ICWF's Masters of the Mat IV pay-per-view.

Kris Kore:Kid, what the hell are we doing out here in front of these people? You know that I don't like to be around morons.

~`)The crowd begins to boo loudly.(`~

Miller: They sure don’t like these two..

Paco: Yeah, looks like the Dark Sid Assassins have some competition in the “most hated” department.

Kid Ca$h:Ahh, shut your damn mouths. You can't just come here to MY show and boo me and my brother. I oughta come out there and beat some ass, but I am going to refrain so that I can come out here later and put on the show of a lifetime for you fools. Why I want to entertain you is beyond me, but I know you all will love it.

~`)The boos get even louder.(`~

Kris Kore:They just don't appreciate just how much we really mean to them. Everyone knows they love us. They are just afraid to admit it. You, the fans, love us. ODJ loves us even if he is a complete jackass. Even Derek Mobley and Warrick Hill loves us, although I'd rather Derek did not.

Kid Ca$h:Haha, good one. Man, I hate Derek Mobley. He is sooooo gay.

~`)The two brothers exchange a high five as the boos get so loud that they are almost deafening. Kid begins to pace back and forth, shaking his head in disappointment at the fans.(`~

Kid Ca$h:Why do you boo me? Do I not bring the total package of entertainment week in and week out? Hell, tonight I am going to become your Intercontinental Champion and a champion does not deserve to be treated this way!

Kris Kore:Come on, Kid. Let's get out of here. Fuck these people. They just don't know what they are doing. We are as good as it gets around the ICWF, and if they cannot appreciate that then they don't deserve to see us or hear what we have to say...

~`)The two brothers stop right there and exit the ring and make their way back up the ramp. Once they exit through the curtains at the top of the ramp, the crowd bursts into cheers.(`~

Miller: I don’t think I’ve heard this crowd here in DC cheered so loudly tonight..

Paco: Well they did when Brandy came out… and why shouldn’t they?

Brandy Powers: Aww you’re so sweet Paco thanks..

Miller: Well folks it’s time for the next match of the night… We’re going to take a break from the Masters of the Mat tournament and have our first title match.. This one is a battle royal for the vacant North American Title!!!

Paco: Battle Royals rule!!

Brandy Powers: I’ve never seen one, this is my first…

Paco: Oh, so you’re a virgin? I love virgins..

Miller: Paco you are a complete moron.

~`)The camera switches over to Joey who is already in the ring… (`~

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the first title match of the night!!! The following is a battle royal for the vacant North American Title…

~`)Golden Lights around the arena start to flash in and out to the start of the music, once the music stops the arena goes dark, and when the music starts again, Pitbull is standing at the top of the ramp with a single golden spot light on him. He is standing with one arm raised high in the air, he poses for a second or two listing to the fans boo, and cheer him, and then makes his way to the ring to get things started.(`~

J. Styles: Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania… Pitbull!!!

~`) The house lights dim as blue and green laser beams shoot from all over the arena. Smoke begins to creep from the entrance as a large shadow figure makes his way toward the arena. “Click Click Boom” by Saliva begins to play. The figure comes into light and we see that it is "The Machine" Alec BeGrod. Alec raises his hand to symbol the finisher Rage Against the Machine. He walks down the isle as pyro shots from the entrance. Alec slides underneath the bottom ropes and raises his hand in the ring again as more pyro shots from the corners of the ring. (`~

J. Styles: and the second participant, from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida… “The Machine” Alec BeGrod!!!

~`) Strobes go off, nearly blinding everyone in the arena, as "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 hits the speakers full-blast. Flares launch in front of the screen (which has already begun Darodine's video), as Darodine steps out, arms raised. The arena gets charged, as Darodine hops up and down until, as the chorus hits, he bolts down the walkway towards the ring, sliding in, getting up, and heading to the nearest turnbuckle, from which he taunts the crowd. They cheer, as he gets down, standing in the center of the ring, looking at Pitbull and Alec BeGrod..(`~

J. Styles: and the third participant… from Limerick, Ireland… Darodine!!!

~`)"Man Or Mouse" by Millencolin begins to play out across the PA system, and the fans cheer as Theo Mason appears at the top of the ramp, followed by brother Erick. Theo poses, hands on hips, with a confident grin planted firmly across his face, before strutting down to the ring, like he owns the place. (`~

J. Styles: and the fourth participant… From Fayetteville, North Carolina…. Theo Mason!!!

~`) The crowd is stirring when all the lights go out. A couple seconds later, the crowd hushes, and the words appear on the overhead television as they are being said "Wanna get high?" The crowd erupts as "Sensi" by THE Long Beach Dub All Stars hits, and the multi colored lights start to strobe as Brad Marley walks out from the back following a big gush of smoke the continues to spew from the back as he walks down to the ring wearing very baggy jeans that hang below his waist exposing his boxers beneath. Brad walks to the front of the ring and jumps up on the apron. He grasps the top rope with his hands, jumps landing on the middle rope, and springs over the top in a handspring fashion, letting go when he's upside down, and landing in the ring. (`~

J. Styles: and the fifth opponent… From Long Beach, California… Brad Marley!!!

~`)All five men turn their attention towards the entrance as “Made You Look” By NAS begins to play… Out steps the big man who’s name will be revealed in a few seconds.. He has the North American title over his shoulder.. He makes his way to the ring slowly as most of the crowd boos loudly while others just stare in awe at the big man.(`~

J. Styles: and the final opponent… From Las Vegas, Nevada.. Making his debut in the ICWF… Here is… Titan 4!!!

Miller: Titan 4!?! Holy cow! That’s why Titan 3 said they were his apprentices and not ODJ’s!!

Paco: Oh man, so I’m guessing now that the other guy is Titan 5?

Brandy Powers: Very creative names…

~`)He gets inside the ring and tosses the belt at the ref, right away e goes after Brad Marley, and the two begin exchanging blows as the refs outside call for the bell.. Darodine and Pitbull are going at it as Theo Mason battles Alec BeGrod… Titan 4 throws Marley in the corner and begins to nail him with shoulder tackles to the mid section.. Darodine whips Pitbull to the ropes, Pitbull reverses it and Darodine bounces off.. Pitbull puts his head down for a back body drop but Darodine stops dead on his tracks, hooks him and drops him with a DDT! Alec BeGrod over powers Theo Mason, lifting him and dropping him with a suplex.. BeGrod then goes to the ropes, bounces off and drops the big leg across Mason’s neck! Back to Titan 4 who whips Marley towards the other corner.. Marley hits hard and Titan 4 rushes over, going for a splash but Marley blocks it with a double boot to the face! Titan 4 stumbles backwards and Marley drops him with a spinning heel kick! Darodine picks up Pitbull and whips him towards the ropes Pitbull reverses it and Darodine bounces off, no he hangs on to the ropes.. Pitbull charges at him, going for a clothesline over the top but Darodine ducks it! Pitbull turns around and Darodine catches him with a super kick, sending him over the top and onto the floor!!! (`~

Miller: and Pitbull is eliminated by a devastating super kick from Darodine!!

Paco: Damn, Pitbull looked more like a Chihuahua out there..

Brandy Powers: One down, and 4 more to go!!

~`)Darodine celebrates but his celebration is cut short as Brad Marley turns him around, gives him a kick to the mid section, hooks him and drops him with a pile driver!! Marley gets up and trash talks Darodine only to be caught from behind by Titan 4 who hooks him an drops him with a German suplex! On the other side of the ring, Alec picks up Mason and then grabs him by his neck, going for a choke slam… Mason kicks him on the mid section, breaking the hold, then jumping on BeGrod’s shoulders and taking him down with a Hurricanrana! Theo Mason goes after BeGrod but he is stopped by Titan 4 who nails him with a hard forearm shot to the back.. He then turns Mason around, lifts him for a body slam and then goes to eliminate him over the top! Alec BeGrod gets up and comes up from behind them, trying to eliminate both! Titan 4 and Theo Mason go over, but land on the apron and roll back inside the ring.. Alec BeGrod grabs the big man, picks him up and whips him to the ropes.. Titan 4 bounces off and both men go for a big boot, nailing each other! They both stumble onto opposite ropes.. Darodine gets up all of the sudden and clotheslines Titan 4 over the top! He lands on the apron though! Theo Mason gets up and nails BeGrod with a spinning heel kick to Alec BeGrod as he was on the ropes.. Alec BeGrod goes over, tries to hang on, but can’t and falls to the outside! (`~

Miller: Being big and strong can only work against you in this type of matches!

Paco: Well being smart also helps too.. BeGrod just look like a big dumb piece of turd right there….

Brandy Powers: Oooh harsh.. But in a way, I have to agree.. BeGrod has yet to impress here in the 2003… So far he is a shell of his former 2002 self.

~`)Darodine grabs Titan 4 but again he is stopped by Brad Marley who nails him with a forearm shot to the back… He then turns him around and nails him with a couple of right hands before whipping him to the ropes.. Darodine bounces off and Marley catches him and drops him with a flying head scissors! Marley is about to go do more damage when Titan 4 turns him around and nails him with a big chop to the chest.. Marley stumbles backwards and Titan 4 goes for a big boot to the face but Marley ducks it and then nails Titan 4 with a drop kick! Titan 4 stumbles backwards and Marley nails him with a second drop kick.. Titan 4 still won’t down! Marley then bounces himself off the ropes and delivers a third drop kick, this one right to the chin and this one drops the big man! Marley begins stomping on Titan 4 before he is pulled off by Theo Mason who pulls back on his head, hooks him and drops him with a reversed DDT. Titan 4 starts to get up and then something or rather someone catches his eye.. Is Titan 3 that’s coming down the ramp! (`~

Miller: Oh, looks like business is about to pick up gentlemen!!

Paco: All those years at commentating school and the best thing you can come up with is a line that belong to some old fart under a hat?

Brandy Powers: I hate to say Miller, but he’s right.. You could have said something like.. Titan 3! TITAN 3! GOOD GAWD IS TITAN 3!!!

~`)Titan 4 begins talking trash to Titan 3 who is doing the same thing… Behind Titan 4 Darodine and Theo Mason have begun exchanging blows.. Darodine wins the fight, backing Theo Mason to the corner.. There he sets him on the top turnbuckle, he climbs it, hooks him for a super-plex and delivers it! Titan 3 tries to enter the ring but Titan 4 keeps swinging at him.. the refs try to get Titan 4 to head back to the locker rooms but he ignores them.. Titan 4 then tells him to get inside.. Titan 3 then jumps on the apron and Titan 4 nails him with a right hand right to the head, knocking him down! Just then, Brad Marley comes from behind Titan 4, and drop kicks him right on the back of the head, sending him over the top and onto the floor, eliminating him! The crowd cheers loudly.. Titan 3 pushes the refs out of the way and then begins to stomp Titan 4 down! Back in the ring, Marley grabs Darodine who was about to go after Theo Mason and turns him around.. He gives him a kick to the gut.. hooks him and drops him with a brain-buster! Theo Mason then gets up and goes for a clothesline, Marley ducks it, pulls back on the head of Mason and drops him with a Neckbreaker!!(`~

Miller: and it’s all about Brad Marley right now!! But an even bigger story has developed outside of the ring with Titan 3 helping in getting Titan 4 eliminated from this match!

Paco: Yeah, and now a big brawl has broken up between these two!!

Brandy Powers: There is so much we still don’t now about these two.. I mean why did the apprentices turn on Titan 3? And why so much hatred?

~`)Brad Marley jumps to his feet and listens to the crowd as they cheer him on.. Brad Marley picks up Darodine and whips him to the ropes.. Darodine bounces off and Marley misses with a flying clothesline, landing flat on his stomach.. back on the outside of the ring the brawl between the two has been taken to the back.. with about a dozen referees trying to break it up.. Back in the ring Darodine waits for Marley to get up.. when he does he nails him with a super kick! He then picks him up, throws him over his shoulder and tries to eliminate him! Just then Theo Mason comes over and breaks it up, nailing Darodine with a kick to the mid section.. Theo then whips Darodine towards the corner.. Darodine hits hard and comes out stumbling out of the corner just as Theo Mason bounces himself off the ropes, meets Darodine in the middle of the ring, dropping him with a bulldog! Theo Mason then heads for the top turnbuckle, he climbs it, but just as he is about to jump off, he is surprised by Brad Marley who grabs him and throws him across the ring! Marley then climbs on the top turnbuckle, and as Darodine gets up, with his back to him, Marley jumps off doing a misty flip and catches Darodine with a bulldog on the way down! Marley jumps to his feet and listens to the crowd cheering loudly after the great move.. Marley picks up Darodine, grabbing him by his head and tossing him over the top, eliminating him! (`~

Miller: and it’s down to two man.. Two newbies..

Paco: Yeah, I didn’t see that coming.. I honestly thought it would come down to BeGrod and Pitbull.. (looks at Miller and Brand, then begins laughing) HAHAHA.. I’m so hilarious.. wooo!

Brandy Powers: you’re a moron.. cute.. but a moron…

~`)Marley talk trash to Darodine and then turns around and is met by the pointing finger of Theo Mason! “YOU!!!!” shouts the crowd as if Theo Mason was Hulk Hogan.. Theo Mason nails him with a right hand.. Marley returns it and a battle of fists break out! Theo Mason wins the battle, backing Marley to the ropes and then whips him to the ropes… Marley bounces off and Mason catches him and sends him flying across the ring with an over the head belly to belly suplex! Marley gets up holding his back, Mason lifts him and body slams him in the center of the ring… Mason now goes to the corner and climbs it.. He measures Marley, then jumps off and connects with a flying elbow drop! Mason jumps to his feet and now grabs Marley, throwing him over his shoulder and then runs towards the ropes, trying to eliminate him! Both go over the top, but neither go out as they both roll back inside the ring under the bottom rope. (`~

Miller: and we almost had a classic finish there!

Paco: Yeah, but leave it up to two rookies to screw it up.

Brandy Powers: There, there now.. Cool it.. These two so called “rookies” are giving us a great match!

~`) Marley stumbles to his feet and so does Mason… Mason goes for a right hand but Marley blocks it, and then kicks Mason in the mid section.. he then hooks him between his legs and drops him with a pile-driver! Marley now goes to the corner and climbs it.. he takes a few deep breaths.. trying to get it together.. Mason stumbles to his feet and Marley jumps off and nails him with a vicious spear!! Mason is down and out and Marley doesn’t have enough to get up and throw him out.. The crowd begins to applaud, getting behind both men… Marley stumbles to his feet and then picks up Mason, he lifts him for a body slam but instead tries to throw him over the top!! Mason fights him off, holding on to the ropes.. Marley fights him, but then Mason reaches back and gives him a thumb to the eye.. Marley stumbles backwards, and as Mason starts to get to his feet, Marley clotheslines him from behind, sending him over the top! Mason lands on the apron though.. He gets up and Marley charges at him but Mason nails him in the mid section with a shoulder tackle! Marley stumbles backwards and Mason jumps on the top rope and then onto Marley’s shoulders! Mason then drops backwards, over the ropes, delivering a Hurricanrana which sends Marley flying to the outside!! The crowd cheers and the bell rings…(`~

J. Styles: Here is your winner… and the NEW!!!! North American Champion!!! THEO MASON!!!

~`)The ref gets the belt from Joey and then hands it to Theo who embraces it right away… (`~

Miller: and Theo Mason with the great win!!

Paco: You guys know that I’m not a fan of rookies.. but these two, Marley and Mason gave us a hell of a match.. I gotta applaud Mason.. I just gotta.

Brandy Powers: Well we all know he is one of the more confident rookies per say.. So I’m sure he’ll remind us soon to “applaud” him..

Miller: Yeah he is cocky.. but tonight he walked the walk after talking the talk..

Paco: Fo’sho..

Brandy Powers: Well gentlemen, it’s been fun.. Hopefully we can do this again?

Miller: Anytime Brandy.. Anytime..

Paco: What? Wait a minute.. where are you going?

Brandy Powers: It’s my turn to go.. you’ll get someone else Paco.. don’t worry..

Paco: No, but I want you to stay! Why can’t Miller go and you stay? Come on stay! Please? Please? MMWAAAAAAAAA!

Brandy Powers: oh you big baby.. you’ll see me again.. Perhaps later on tonight.. in the back…

Paco: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally?

font color=deepskyblue>~`)Brandy winks at Paco and then leaves the table.. Paco is drooling. (`~

Miller: Here’s a napkin Paco..

Paco: Thanks.. Well.. Brandy might be gone.. but there is someone who will always be there for me.. Someone very dear to my heart.. Someone who I can call, my best friend..

Miller: Aww… Paco.. I didn’t know you thought of me th---

Paco: Don Jose Cuervo.. you are my one and only love!

Miller: --at way… Bastard.. I hope you choke on that bottle…

Paco: Dude? Harsh! So tell us oh wise one.. who is going to be joining us next!?

Miller: He’s the man with the plan.. He’s the man who’s not afraid to express his true self.. he’s Huss Tlafolif!!

Paco: The Russian guy?