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~`)The screen before you is dark.. the seconds are counting down for the great event to get started and you sit there, impatiently waiting for it to start.. You call your friends and family to hurry up and get over here as the show it's almost here.. you can feel it.. you can smell it... you can almost taste it... and you try.. but then everyone tells you to stop licking the TV.. You back off just as the "Warning!" sign comes on and you curse it to hell because you frankly don’t care about that crap.. “We are insane” you say, it’s too late for warnings… You want to see bones break.. heads fly off and people bleed to death.. hey.. it’s an ICWF tradition.. why stop now!? The label fades away and the ICWF logo flashes by.. You and the gang cheer like crazy.. But then you see darkness again.. the chills start to run up and down your spine as you feel it almost here.. near you.. creeping on you.. as if it was coming after.... you.... “I Stand Alone” By Godsmack begins to play as the screen fades in and you see the many stars of the universe.. All of the sudden you see something heading right at you.. but you can’t make out quite what it is.. But it’s getting closer and closer.. finally you are able to make out what it is.. words.. They head right for you.. like comets and each word right after the other explode in your screen.. Masters.. of.. the.. Mat.. that is followed by a big fat roman V which also explodes on your screen.. The last explosion is huge and for a second or two all you see is fire.. It clears up and now you see the universe again… Except this time you are staring at an unknown planet.. We zoom in on it and in it you see a ring.. Inside the ring you see the “Elite 8” Going at it... All trying to eliminate the other.. Hoping to become the one and only.. Master of the Mat!! We move in to another planet where you see Talon and Harvey Danger going at it inside a Hell in a Cell! Then we move to not a planet, but a sun.. and inside this burning star.. Josh Allen and Jason Blood are going at it viciously.. You see balls of fire going above them and under them and through them… They aren’t affected by them. and continue to brawl.. We zoom out as now we see the sun and the other 2 planets.. Each having it’s on war.. but all part of one Universe.. The same Universe… The Universe known as I… C…W.. F… Welcome to this Universe… Welcome to.. (`~
Miller: Guess who’s back!? Back again!? Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back!! Hello ICWF fans and welcome to Masters of the Mat Five!!! I am your returning host Genuine Miller and next to me, is the disgruntled “Drinking Time Bomb” Paco Perez!
Paco: I mean what do I have to do to get a decent partner? What do I have to do Dougg!?! Have a match with you? Dougg vs. Paco, winner gets to say who sits next to me, if anyone!!
Miller: Wow, are you challenging the boss!?!
Paco: Uh, no.. I was, just saying you know.. trying to figure out what to do to get someone I actually like seating next to me.
Miller: Oh you know you love me!
Paco: Well if by love you mean wanting to tie dozens of sticks of dynamite around you, then, showering you in gun powder, then sticking a roman candle up your ass then lighting your ass up at the 4th of July parade.. than ya.. I love ya.
Miller: You know… that hurts.. I mean I might enjoy the roman candle, but everything else.. ouch.. you really hurt my feelings..
Paco: cut the crap you f’n queer.. how about we get this PPV started!?!
Miller: Fine.. but you owe me an apology!
Paco: Well if by apology you mean feeding you my shoe through your ass.. Than yes, I owe you one.. You want it now?
Miller: Uh, no… Fans! It’s time for the tournament to begin, lets go to Joey, whom by the way did a fine job at Deadly Revenge V! Joey, take it away buddy!!
Paco: He’s your buddy now.. Fine, you can have him! But stay away from Burner and Huss, them my hommies!
Joey: Ladies and gentlemen it’s time for the Masters of the Mat Tournament to begin!
~`)The crowd cheers loudly, then “Bounce” By Bon Jovi plays and the 7 foot Scot known as Street Shark walks out to the top of the ramp and shoots his fist into the air as his pyro goes off.(`~
Joey: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Glasgow, Scotland… Here is the European Champion… Street Shark!!!
~`)He runs down the ramp into the ring and salutes the crowd on all four sides with a clenched fist. The lights in the arena flash out surrounding the audience in darkness. The laughter of many children fills the arena as smoke begins to pour from the entry way. The children stop their laughter and silently begin to start chanting: “Archangel, Dark Angel; Lend me thy light; Through Death's veil; 'Til we have Heaven in sight!” The smoke begins to become bluish in hue as the chanting continues growing louder. As the smoke stops so the does chanting; the smoke fades and we can see Angel standing at the top of the entranceway his head lowered, looking at his feet.(`~
Joey: His opponent, making his return to the ICWF… From Seattle, Washington… Here is Terror Corps member… Angel!!!
~`) Two spot lights shine down onto Angel as “Last Resort” by Papa Roach begins to play. Angel raises his head looks at his scared arm nods his head and sprints towards the ring and slides under the bottom rope. As he does, Street Shark is quickly all over him, stomping him hard!(`~
Miller: Well the Masters of the Mat tournament is on the way and Street Shark is looking to get some revenge on Angel after the vicious attack he suffered at Deadly Revenge V!
Paco: Yeah Angel beat him down good, but it was in the dark.. Big difference here…
~`)The bell rings starting the match but for Shark, the bell means nothing. He picks up Angel after stomping him down hard and then whips him towards the ropes… Angel bounces off and Street Shark nails him with a big boot to the face! Street Shark now gets on top of Angel and begins to pound him hard with right hands! Street Shark gets to his feet and brings Angel to his again… He then whips him towards the corner where Angel hits hard… Street Shark charges at him but Angel puts both of his boots up, nailing Shark on his chest! Shark stumbles backwards but then charges at Angel again only to be nailed a second time with the double boot! Angel then hops onto the second turnbuckle, then jumps off, nailing Street Shark with a double axe handle smash! Street Shark stumbles backwards but doesn’t go down, but Angel fixes that as he nails him with a running spinning heel kick!(`~
Miller: TIMBER!!! Angel is looking good here in his return match up Paco!
Paco: We are barely 10 minutes into the Pay Per View and you are already drooling over the wrestlers… (shakes head)
~`)Angel goes for the pin but Street Shark kicks out before the ref can even count. Angel gets up and goes towards the ropes, bouncing off and going for a leg drop but missing as Street Shark rolls out of the way. Street Shark gets to his feet and so does Angel, who turns towards Street Shark and then ducks a clothesline attempt from Street Shark. He runs towards the ropes, bounces off and connects with a flying clothesline, taking the big man down! Angel goes for the pin again, one! Kick out! Angel gets up and brings him to his feet. He then whips him towards the ropes but Street Shark reverses it and Angel bounces off. Street Shark n ails him with a kick to the mid section and then hooks him between his legs. Street Shark lifts him up and goes for a power-bomb but Angel hangs on to his head and begins to pummel him with right hands! Street Shark stumbles around, but still manages to power-bomb Angel!(`~
Miller: Great power-bomb there by Street Shark who used raw power to plant Angel.
Paco: That’s what Street Shark is all about… raw power, meaning Angel has no chance.
~`)Street Shark makes the pin on Angel and the ref counts, one! Two! Kick out! Street Shark gets up and brings Angel to his feet. He then whips him towards the ropes, Angel bounces off and Street Shark hooks him for a rock bottom! He goes to deliver it, no, Angel elbows him on the side of the head a few times, breaking free! Angel runs towards the ropes, bouncing off and then ducking a big boot attempt from Street Shark. Angel bounces off the other side, and as Street Shark turns around, Angel nails him with a spear to his right leg!! Street Shark goes down and Angel quickly moves in, grabbing Street Shark’s right leg and applying an ankle lock!! The ref right away gets on Street Shark’s face and asks him if he gives up!? Shark shakes his head “no!” and tries to reach for the bottom rope but Angel has a good grip on the big man’s leg!(`~
Miller: Angel has his trademark locked on Street Shark, and this is one hold that has won Angel many matches!
Paco: Yeah but there is no way he can make Street Shark submit. He has never made anyone as big as Shark submit!
~`)The ref asks Street Shark again if he gives up but he shakes his head “No!” again and goes for the bottom rope.. .This time he is able to get closer… He is almost there, Angel twists on the ankle but still can’t stop him from reaching and grabbing the bottom rope! The ref tells Angel to break the hold but Angel refuses! The ref gives him the five count, and Angel finally breaks it. Angel begins stomping on Street Shark’s damaged leg and then drags him by it towards the middle of the ring. Angel then grabs the leg, and applies the ankle lock again! Street Shark screams in pain, but this time, he pushes up, then rolls over, sending Angel flying across the ring, breaking free! Street Shark uses the ropes to pull himself up as Angel gets to his feet himself and charges at Street Shark.. Street Shark sees him coming though and back body drops him to the outside!! (`~
Miller: Big body drop by Street Shark, and that will give him some time to heal up.
Paco: I’ll doubt he’ll wait too long though. He wants to get his revenge on Angel bad!
~`)Sure enough, Street Shark doesn’t wait long to go after Angel on the outside. He picks him up and slams him against the guard rail. He picks him up again and throws him inside the ring. He goes in himself and then picks up Angel, whipping him towards the corner.. Angel rushes towards it but jumps onto the middle turnbuckle instead, spins around and then as Street Shark charges at him, Angel jumps off, delivering a spear from the middle turnbuckle!! Street Shark doesn’t go down but does stumble all the way back into the corner… Angel gets to his feet and Street Shark charges at him, holding his mid section in pain but Angel nails him with a super kick right to his jaw! Street Shark stumbles onto the ropes, but still doesn’t go down! Angel moves in though, lifting him onto his shoulders, stumbling around a bit and then planting Street Shark with a DVD!! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd as they can’t believe Angel picked up Street Shark! Angel makes the pin and the ref counts, one! Two! Three! Bell rings!(`~
Joey: Here is your winner… ANGEL!!!
~`)His music plays as the crowd gives him a mix reaction!(`~
Miller: and Angel comes back to the ICWF and wins big, defeating the European Champion!!!
Paco: Damn ese, I’m shocked! How did he pull it off!!?
Miller: I don’t know, I guess he has Street Shark’s number! He beat him bad at the Deadly Revenge V, he defeats him clean here… and what makes this win big, not only does Angel advance to the next round, but that earns him a shot at the European title!
Paco: So we’ll get to see Street Shark vs. Angel Part Dos. Good, I’m sure Street Shark will annihilate him in record time then.
Miller: I don’t know… This appears to be a new Angel. He’s faster, and a lot stronger!
Paco: I’m telling you, he’s on steroids!
Miller: oh please.
Paco: The hell is that!?!
Miller: It’s a voice.. where is it coming from??
???: A terrible culture I have been through. Choppers chanting the morbid words of death and bringing me down to my knees. Shouting to my fellow comrades, as they raid the storm of fire, holding their weapons above their heads and screaming in agony as bullets strike them on all parts of their body. The dark trenches, mosquitoes burrowing on my arms and neck and biting me to no limitation. The stench of sweat, desolate bodies and murky waters. I felt so lonely as I slowly turned to my left and noticed a cong running towards me, screaming vulgar profanity as he struck with his bayonet, knocking me down. In that given moment, death was arriving slowly, while I woke up from dreary-eyed land of slumber."
~`)Candles are lit. Placed all the way up and down the ramp and around the ring perimeters. Two blue eyes are seen on the Insane-A-Tron, zoomed in to the point that only the pupil is shown. Blood starts to fall from the top of the Insane-A-Tron, slowly dribbling downward and splashing onto the stage. The blood hits the two eyes, making it look as if the eyes were bleeding profusely.(`~
???: "As I crawled through the wretched terrain of brutality, notifying the squadron by using radios strapped on to men who were killed in battle, I focused upon the bright, open sun. It hit me like a sledgehammer to the forehead, hot enough to see steam rising off of it. I could feel strange bugs crawling up my skin, attracting to the massive amounts of sweat fallen down my arms and down the middle of my back. I couldn't stop, I could fail anyone, I couldn't look for higher pastures. I was in hell. I had to find a way out."
~`)Lightning vociferously crashes down onto the steel stage, causing a gasping effect from the audience as strange music from a Moog piano could be heard rising louder and clearer. Strange Latin chants could be heard coming from a man's mouth. The man's voice sounded faintly familiar.(`~
???: "De mortuis nil nisi bonum, for we are all of equal rate when it comes to the scheme of reality and everything that surrounds it. In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Santi, I have returned to what I was born, raised and thrown into to the tracks to do. My future is not in any of your hands anymore, the future is in my palms now, and it is my decision on whether I drop the dice in the right portion of the table or not. Obscurum per obscurius -- I have a death marching symphony playing behind me as I lead a new wave of obscure potential into an old den I used to nest at. Sic transit gloria mundi -- It's premises, now dicrepit landfills, clogged with violence and destruction, pure imminence in action. I am the real function of this world, I am what kick starts the new revolution, the new era of untimely beginnings."
~`)"Operation Mindcrime" by Queensryche begins to play loudly as fluorescent lights begin to besiege the arena as most of the audience gets to their feet in hopes to see whoever this is. The graphic on the Insane-A-Tron zooms out slowly to show a blonde haired man. The graphic slowly turns gray-scale and the man's eyes slowly turn to stone and break apart, crumbling to the ground. Helicopter propellers are heard in surround-sound form with erratic screams and machine-gun feedback.(`~
Miller: Woah…
Paco: Woah indeed, great special effects!!
Miller: What do you make of all this Paco?
Paco: I think this was a preview to a movie that is coming in the summer or something.
Miller: You are the only person who would come to that conclusion… I think that’s someone who is returning to the ICWF, but, I can’t quite put my finger on it.
Paco: Yeah well I bet you if it was Mr. Smith’s ass, you would not only put your finger on it, but your whole fist!
Miller: Oh, gross Paco!! Geez!!! Lets just go to the next match.. I mean good grief Paco.. just sick…
Paco: Yeah but I was right wasn’t it!?!
Joey: Ladies and gentlemen it’s time for the second bout of the night, and this one is also part of the Masters of the Mat tournament!
~`)The crowd cheers loudly but cheers turn to boos as A female voice is heard… “BRUDON...... OHHHH BRUDON..... OHHHHHHH BRUDON “ then the voice of Zimdela replies… “YES??????” “CUT ME BRUDON..... CUT ME!!!!!!!” she responds as “Prison Sex” begins to blare as Zimdela Brudon steps out unto the walkway. Next to him is Hope Finwood. They are both bound together with a two way dog collar. They begin to walk down the ramp hand in hand and begin to cut each other with their own nails as they head towards the ring. (`~
Joey: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Louisville, Kentucky… Here is Sentinels of Insanity member… Zimdela Brudon!!!
~`)When they get down to the ring, Zimdela unhooks the two way dog collar and jumps up unto the outside apron as Hope Finwood stays on the ground and stares at his behind. Brudon then slowly enters the ring as fire comes out of the top turnbuckles. Brudon then turns around and puts up two fingers and sticks his tongue between them as he stares at Hope Finwood who returns the gesture by sucking her middle finger. Their disgusting ways are broken up by the lights dimming, leaving the audience in a sea of darkness. The audience silences to a low hush not knowing what to expect next. Suddenly "Enemy" by Sevendust hits the air and the fans jump to their feet in recognition of the wrestler using this music, "The Hellacious One" Draco. Flames shoot up creating a wall as the music gets heavier towards the chorus. The wall of flames casts a silhouette that seems to be a man, of course Draco, with his head hung down. As "The Hellacious One" Draco brings up his head the flames die down. He leaps over the short flames as they lick the bottom of his legs in mid-air. Draco lands and walks down the ramp and into the ring.(`~
Joey: His opponent, making his way to the ring from Whitesboro, New York… Representing the Sentinels of Insanity, here is the Lightweight Championship of the World!!! Draco!!!
~`) He stands in the ring and looks around the crowd as he leans in on the corner. He slowly thinks about the challenge that awaits him.
(`~
Miller: Well the first inner stable match of the tournament is set to take place. You have to wonder where Hope heart’s lies. Does she cheer for the man she loves, or the man she enjoys?
Paco: The man she loves or the one he enjoys? What kind of shit is that man? Draco is a punk for letting another dude do whatever in the f’k he wants with his woman.. and did you say heart? Bitch Hope has no heart, I think Zimdela ate it!
~`)The bell rings and Draco and Zimdela walk up to each other… No words are exchanged, not even a hand shake that two stable-mates normally would go for. They begin circling each other before locking up… Zimdela Brudon quickly applies a headlock, Brudon then reverses it, before beginning to pound him with forearm shots. Draco drops to one knee but Zimdela pulls him back up and nails him with a series of forearm shots again, dropping Draco back down. Zimdela lets him go and Draco drops to all fours… Zimdela takes a few steps backwards and then nails Draco with a kick on his ribs that would make Olindo Mare proud. Draco rolls over holding his mid section in pain and Zimdela moves in, making the first pin of the night! One! Two! Kick out! Zimdela gets up and brings him to his feet, whipping him towards the ropes. Draco bounces off and Zimdela nails him with a big boot!(`~
Miller: So far it’s all Zimdela Brudon!
Paco: Yeah, Draco is being treated like a rag doll out there…
~`)Zimdela goes towards the ropes, bouncing off and going for a leg drop but missing as Draco rolls out of the way and quickly gets to his feet. As Zimdela sits up, holding his leg, Draco nails him with a drop kick right to the kisser! Draco quickly goes for the pin but Zimdela kicks out after one. Draco gets up and brings Zimdela to his feet before whipping him to the ropes. Zimdela reverses it though and Draco bounces off. Zimdela goes for a clothesline but misses as Draco ducks and bounces off the other side. Zimdela turns around and Draco catches him right on his jaw with a spinning flying elbow! Zimdela goes down hard and Draco moves in for the pin again, one! Two! Kick out again by Brudon. Draco quickly gets up and goes to the corner where he climbs onto the second turnbuckle before delivering an elbow “driver” drop to the heart of Brudon… Draco again goes for the pin, but again Brudon kicks out.(`~
Miller: The match has swung in Draco’s favor, but how long do you think he can keep Zimdela down?
Paco: Well if he sticks to him like glue, then he has a good chance to do major damage. Draco has a great mix of wrestling styles… So he’ll take him down with high flying moves, and when he has him down he’ll probably try some wear down moves… Oh damn it.. there I go.. sounding like a real wrestling analyst again… the hell is wrong with me!?! I need more booze.
~`)Draco sits Zimdela up and then runs towards the ropes, bouncing off and then jumping over Zimdela, grabbing his head on the way down causing it to snap forward then backwards hard unto the mat! Draco gets up and then grabs Zimdela by his legs, he hooks them as if he was going for a Boston crab but instead he catapults Zimdela onto the corner! Draco gets up, turns Brudon around and nails him with a couple of right hands before going to the opposite corner and going for a big time splash… Brudon steps out of the corner though, catching Draco and then simply tossing him to the outside! Brudon takes a quick breather as Draco on the outside holds his lower back in pain as he tries to sit up. Brudon steps to the outside and then picks up Draco whipping him towards the steel steps, Draco hits hard, knees first, flipping over them and landing hard on his back!(`~
Miller: The match has spilled to the outside and while Draco is known to get hardcore, I do believe he is at a disadvantage!
Paco: Yeah, the last place you want to face a guy that’s almost a foot taller than you, and out-weights you by over 70 pounds is outside of the ring where all bets are off.
~`)Brudon moves towards Draco ignoring the ref as he makes the 10 count… Brudon picks up Draco and nails him with a couple of hard right hands before whipping him towards the guard rail where Draco hits hard and immediately falls down to the mat. Brudon walks over, picking him up again and this time throwing him over his shoulder.. Before he can do anything though, Draco wiggles free, falling behind Brudon and then shoving him towards the ring post where Brudon collides face first! The ref reaches eight on the count and Draco slides inside the ring, not to get the cheap win, but to break the count… He slides back out, stumbling around a bit before getting it together and as Brudon is doubled over, Draco walks over, grabs him by his head and plants him with a face buster! Draco flips Brudon over and gets on top of him, pounding Brudon with hard close fists… The ref reaches eight on the count again and this time Draco picks up Brudon and tosses him inside the ring, before getting in himself.(`~
Miller: Thankfully they are headed back into the ring.. Much better, and smart too since they can’t win the match on the outside.
Paco: Bah. I wish Masters of the Mat didn’t focus on wrestling only! Was it Hardcore Masters of the Mat then maybe guys like Steel, Kali and a few others would be in it to spice it up.
~`)Draco makes the quick pin on Brudon but he kicks out after two. Draco gets up and brings Brudon up, hooking the big man for a suplex… Draco gets him up and drops him hard, rolling on top of him afterwards for the pin! One! Two! Kick out! Draco gets up and then bounces off the ropes, going for a leg drop and connecting. Draco doesn’t go for the pin instead he gets up, bounces off the ropes again and delivers a second leg drop. Draco gets back up, runs towards the ropes and delivers a third leg drop! Now Draco hooks both legs for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out! Draco gets up and brings Brudon back up before whipping him towards the ropes, no, reversal by Brudon who pulls Draco in and nearly decapitates him with a short arm clothesline!! “OOOH!” is heard from the crowd as Draco does a full 360 before landing hard on his back. (`~
Miller: What a clothesline by Zimdela Brudon! Good grief!!
Paco: Hell yeah!
~`)Brudon picks Draco up before whipping him towards the corner. Draco hits hard and Brudon follows it up with a crushing splash! He then picks up Draco, climbs onto the second turnbuckle with his back to it and then jumps off, delivering an inverted atomic drop off of it! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd and most of the men in the front row hold their crotch in pain.. Draco does too, with the only difference being that he is actually feeling pain.. Brudon moves in and makes the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out! Brudon looks at the ref, wanting to probably kick his ass… then f’k him afterwards… Instead though, he picks up Draco and whips him towards the ropes.. Draco bounces off and Brudon plants him with a power-slam! Brudon again goes for the pin, one! Two! Th.. kick out! Brudon gets up and picks up Draco, throwing him against the corner. (`~
Miller: Brudon connected with his trademark followed by a crushing power slam and Draco still kicked out!
Paco: Gotta give props to Draco.. but he can’t take much more punishment.. If he doesn’t fight back now, it could be all over vato!
~`)Brudon then goes to the opposite side before going for another crushing splash but misses as Draco rolls out of the way! Brudon hits chest first and Draco comes from behind, hooking him for a side suplex, but instead he lifts him and places him on the top turnbuckle. Draco then hops onto the second turnbuckle with his back to Brudon, hooks him and then drops him with a neck-breaker!! “OOOH!” is heard from the crowd after watching Draco’s trademark.. Draco stays down along with Brudon though, not having enough to make the pin… Hope appears to have had enough as she makes her way to the back, not wanting to watch her two best men going at it any more… Draco starts to come around, flipping on his stomach and then crawling over to Brudon.. He flips him over and then throws his arm on top of him for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out! Draco stumbles to his feet, picks up Brudon, gives him a kick to his gut doubling him over and then hooks him and drops him with a swinging neck-breaker! Draco again goes for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out!(`~
Miller: Draco bounces back connecting with two vicious neck-breakers, one of them being his trademark, but it is still not enough to keep the big man down!
Paco: Sure wasn’t ese, and if a big move like the neck-breaker off the top can’t keep Brudon down for the 3 count, maybe nothing will vato!
Miller: Maybe, and poor Hope. She is in a very delicate state right now, and the last thing she needs is watching her two favorite guys fighting it out.
Paco: Man don’t even get me started on that. I’m with that fan that wrote to Draco about Zim and Hope. Draco is a sucka for letting another dude take a ride on the Hope Express.
~`)Draco picks up Zimdela Brudon and whips him towards the ropes. The big man reverses it and sends Draco flying towards the corner instead! Draco hits hard, and stumbles out of the corner, right onto Zimdela’s grip who lifts him up into a bear hug! Zimdela doesn’t hold it for long though, as he runs towards the corner and rams him against it! Zimdela picks up Draco and sets him on the top turnbuckle. He then starts to climb the corner, but as he does, Draco begins to fight him off, nailing him with hard rights and lefts… Zimdela tries to hang on but Draco manages to push him off.. Zimdela stumbles backwards as he falls to the mat but then charges at Draco, but Draco catches him off guard as he jumps off the corner and nails Zimdela Brudon with a heart punch!! Zimdela stumbles backwards onto the corner and Draco quickly charges at him, turning him around so he is facing the corner and then he jumps onto the big man’s shoulders before delivering a reversed Frankensteiner!! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd, not believing he was able to pull off that move. Draco quickly flips him over and makes the pin! One! Two! Three! Bell rings!(`~
Joey: Here is your winner, and the man that advances to face Angel…. “THE HELLACIOUS ONE” DRACO!!!
~`)The crowd boos loudly as the ref raises Draco’s arm in victory.(`~
Miller: Holy molly Paco!! Draco pulled off the win!!
Paco: Damn, I.. I just can’t believe it! I thought Brudon was going to pull it off!
Miller: Sure “looked” like it, but the reality is, he has lost! And wow, this is indeed a historic Pay Per View… Like we said, our main event has two Lightweights fighting for the World Title and here in the tournament, the first two semi-finalists are lightweights who have defeated heavyweights!!
Paco: We must be stuck in the twilight zone… Heavyweights are not suppose to lose to Lightweights! That’s, that’s just not possible!
Miller: Well it is Paco, and you are just going to have to deal with it!
Paco: Guess so.
~`)The scene switches backstage as the camera peers down the long hallway. Headed into the arena is none other than El Linchador! He’s in a warm-up outfit with a duffle bag over his right shoulder, leading his new group of agents down the hall behind him. El Linchador is talking with the lead negotiator, Wilson.(`~
El Linchador: So then I said, “Hey, no one likes magicians ANYWAY!” He then gave me my $5 back and I got to eat the ice cream!
Wilson: That’s just great, El Linchador, but -
El Linchador: WHOA! Hold the horses!
~`)Linchy stops in his tracks, causing the 7 business-suited folk to abruptly stop as well, almost falling over themselves. Linchy is standing in front of Josh Allen’s locker room door. (`~
El Linchador: Well, lookie here! Hey, gang, you go on ahead to my casa de locker - I’m just gonna congratulate our new ICWF World Champion!
~`)Linchy rears back and is about to knock when Wilson intercepts his hand. Linchy looks shocked, as Maggie comes around the other side. (`~
Wilson: No no no no no NO!
Maggie : I’m going to have cleanse his aura again, Wilson.
~`)Wilson sighs. (`~
Wilson: Go ahead, Maggie, do it.
~`)Maggie starts humming and dancing around in a circle as Linchy looks very confused. (`~
El Linchador: Wilson? What the heck? I’m just gonna congrat my buddy JA for the big win over the FTF! It’s great to have a man of his stature at the top of the federation!
Wilson: He’s not your friend.
El Linchador: Yeah he is… why, did you hear somethin’?
Wilson: Lest you forget El Chimpador?
~`)Linchy leans in as if to whisper. (`~
El Linchador: I cried when he passed on.
Wilson: He’s mocked you, El Linchador!
El Linchador: And I’m sure I mocked him at some point – but we hommies, G! Now, people, PLEASE, move on outta here.
~`)The Sublime Group remain still, looking for Wilson’s orders. He regains his composure. (`~
Wilson: El Linchador, Josh Allen is a great man... but, he’s your next target. Once you win the Master of the Mat here tonight, Mr. Allen will be your next opponent.
El Linchador: Well… yeah… but, it’s like, tradition – I always congrat the good guys on title wins like this!
Maggie : Your focus must not wane. Laziness your bane!
El Linchador: But -
Wilson: Is your goal tonight to make friends?
El Linchador: I’m everyone’s friend!
Wilson: Are you Jackrabbit’s friend?
El Linchador: FINE! I won’t say hi! Jerks!
~`)Linchy storms off toward his locker, causing the rest of the staff to follow suit. Wilson stays behind. He looks at the door of Josh Allen. He smiles to himself before walking away. The camera switches back to Paco and Miller.(`~
Miller: Poor El Linchador. I don’t think hiring those guys was the best idea.
Paco: Of course it was the best idea! They are going to make him what Paco couldn’t make him. A real, true winner that doesn’t need to be everyone’s fan or PET for that matter. Those guys are awesome, I’ve read so much about them. They will make El Linchador become a true Campeon, a mean, rough tough son ot a bitch one too.. Who knows, I might end up liking the guy.
Miller: Wait, did you say you “read” so much about them?
Paco: Yeah?
Miller: Since when do you read anything besides Disney books!?!
Paco: Hey Miller, you know what? Why don’t you… GO TO F’N HELL!!!
Miller: Hahaha.. Nah, I rather stay here and call another great Pay Per View. Fans, up next is another lightweight vs. heavyweight match up. Also, it’s the second stable-mate vs. stable-mate match up!
Paco: Yeah and this one will reveal who is going to win this tournament.
Miller: I don’t agree with that. Angel and Draco both have chances to win this tournament.
Paco: What the hell ever! Both Lightweights got lucky, and even though one of them is going to make it to the final, neither of them can match up to the top lightweight, Pete Parker if he wins or Jack Sullivan if he wins because that’s one heavyweight that won’t go down to a lightweight!
Miller: Top Lightweight? Excuse me but isn’t Draco the World Lightweight Champion? Thank you! He’s the top lightweight!
Paco: Has he faced Pete Parker?
Miller: Uh, well, no, I don’t think so..
Paco: Exactly.
Miller: I hate you! I can’t wait for one of your “boys” to be eliminated from the tournament. I’m going to laugh oh so hard!
Paco: It ain’t happening son.
Miller: We’ll see… Fans, its time for the third quarter final match up of the night. One of the brackets is set, lets find out who fights on the other one.
Joey: Ladies and gentlemen its time for the third Masters of the Mat Quarter final match up of the night!
~`)The crowd cheers slightly then the words "F*ck The fans!" can be heard over the PA system, and fans begin to boo loudly as "Step Up" begins to play. As it begins to play, the main arena lights go out and red spotlights turn on, casting the entire arena in an eerie glow. Pyro begins to shoot out of the entrance ramp, and Jack Sullivan steps out from behind the curtain, wearing a red and gold robe with the words "The Evolution" written on the back of it. He is flaked on either side by the Lucha Army, who shrug off trash that is thrown at them while they escort Jack to the ring. (`~
Joey: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Milwaukee, Wisconsin… Representing the FTF, here is… “The Evolution” Jack Sullivan!!!
~`)Jack slides into the ring and taunts a few fans before removing the robe and handing it to a luchador. The luchadors then head to the back as Jack walks over to a nearby turnbuckle and leans against it, impatiently waiting for the match to start. “Pornostar” by Buck Cherry plays as Pete Parker comes out onto the stage, flanked on each side of him are two very lovely blondes. Both are wearing red and white outfits, showing just about everything they have.(`~
Joey: His opponent, making his way to the ring Hollywood, California… Also representing the FTF, here is The Intercontinental Champion… “Pornstar” Pete Parker!!!
~`)They lead Pete to the ring. He then slides in,
grabs the top rope and stretches out.(`~
Miller: Well here we go, the second stable-mate vs. stable-mate match up of the night… Who do you think will win?
Paco: It’s a tough match man.. If I had a coin, I would flip it… It is that close between these two…
~`)The bell rings and both men circle each other before shaking the hands… The crowd boos loudly and both of them look around at the fans they hate with a look of disgust… They turn their attention back to each other before locking up dead center of the ring. There is a power struggle briefly, but Sullivan manages to dominate Parker, backing him to the corner… The ref asks for a clean break and he gets one, prompting more boos from the crowd… Sullivan flicks them off and locks up With Parker in the middle of the ring again. This time he applies a headlock on Parker.. He tries to get out of it and does, pushing Sullivan towards the ropes… Sullivan bounces off but takes down Parker with a shoulder tackle. Parker gets right back up and quickly locks up with Sullivan again. Sullivan again applies a headlock but this time takes him down with it! The ref checks to make sure it’s not a choke hold, then asks Parker if he gives up. Before he gets an answer though, Parker wraps his legs around Sullivan’s head and gets him down with a head scissors submission!(`~
Miller: Nice reversal there by Pete Parker… The fans might hate these two badly, and want to boo them every chance they get, but, they can’t deny their wrestling ability.
Paco: Hell f’n no. They should know their role and respect their superiors! They should be thanking their lucky stars they are getting to watch two of the best wrestlers in the World going at it.
~`)The ref asks Sullivan if he gives up but Sullivan waves him off. Parker then tightens his grip, causing Sullivan to put both shoulders down on the mat.. The ref sees it and right away makes the count! One! Two! And Sullivan brings a shoulder up.. Sullivan then brings his legs in and then jumps to his feet, breaking the hold. Parker gets back up though quickly and then catches Sullivan on the side of the head with a drop kick! Sullivan doesn’t go down but stumbles onto the corner… Parker walks over and nails the big man with a couple of knife edge chops to the chest before taking him out of the corner, lifting him onto his shoulder and then dropping him face first onto the turnbuckle! Sullivan is hung out to dry on the corner and Parker hooks him from behind, lifting him and dropping him with a side suplex! Parker rolls on top of Sullivan now for the pin, one! Two! Kick out!(`~
Miller: The Intercontinental Champion is dominating the former IC champ!
Paco: Yeah, but don’t count Sullivan out yet. There is a lot of gas left on the tank.
~`)Parker brings Sullivan back up and whips him towards the ropes.. Sullivan bounces and Parker goes for a spinning heel kick but misses, landing flat on his stomach as Sullivan ducked! Sullivan leans against the ropes, waiting for Parker to get up… Parker does, holding his mid section in pain and then turns towards where Sullivan is.. Sullivan charges at him and takes him down with a vicious clothesline! Sullivan then runs towards the ropes, bounces off and drops a high knee on Parker’s chest! Sullivan goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out! Sullivan gets up and brings Parker back up, whipping him towards the ropes.. Parker bounces off and Sullivan sends him flying with a high back body drop! Parker sits up from the impact, and holds his lower back in pain but Sullivan pushes him back down and pins him! One! Two! Kick out!(`~
Miller: You know, I easily see either two of these men challenging The World Champion at Bad Blood…
Paco: I can too… Just like I can see Killa Kali getting back into the World Title picture when he returns from that nagging injury he has.. You got to admit it Miller, the FTF will always be around the Main Event scene whether the fans want it or not!
~`)Sullivan brings Parker back up and then turns him around and applies a sleeper hold! That actually helps Parker as he quickly wraps his arms around Sullivan’s head and drops him with a jaw-breaker! Sullivan goes down and stays down but so does Parker, at least briefly. Sullivan makes it to his knees, holding his jaw in pain as Parker jumps to his feet.. He then leaps at Sullivan, hooking him and rolling him up for the pin! One! Two! Kick out! Both wrestlers get to their feet quickly and Parker goes for a kick but Sullivan catches his foot. Parker quickly jumps up though and connects with an enzeguri kick instead!! Sullivan drops like a sack of bricks and Parker quickly flips him over and makes the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out! Parker gets up and goes to the corner, he climbs it to the very top and then waits for Sullivan to get up. When he does, Parker jumps off, going for a cross body block! He gets Sullivan down with it, but Sullivan rolls right through it, hooking Parker up for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out!(`~
Miller: Oh my! That is as close as you can get to a three count!!!
Paco: Sullivan saw that move coming a mile away and knew exactly what to do, and almost got the win vato!
~`)Both wrestlers get up a little slower now.. Once they are both up Sullivan goes for a right hand but Parker blocks it and nails him with a right of his own! Sullivan goes for a second one but again Parker blocks it and nails him with another hard right hand! Sullivan is a bit wobbly and Parker goes for a third right hand but this time Sullivan blocks it then rams his knee against Parker’s mid section. Parker doubles over in pain and Sullivan quickly applies a gut wrench, then delivers a gut wrench suplex! Sullivan doesn’t go for the pin instead he gets up and brings Parker right back up. He then whips him towards the ropes, Parker bounces off and Sullivan catches him by his neck with both hands! He lifts him up and then drops him across his knee with a back-breaker!! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd after witnessing the hellacious choke-back-breaker. Sullivan makes the pin now and the ref counts, one! Two! Kick out!(`~
Miller: Sullivan connected with his trademark but it still wasn’t enough to keep Parker down for the three count!
Paco: Yeah, Parker kicked out now but he is not too far from behind done… If Sullivan continues his vicious attack, he is going to win this match.
~`)Sullivan gets up and brings Parker back up. He lifts him by his waist and drops him with a back-breaker! This time he hangs on to Parker though, and stretches him as much as he can across his knee. The ref asks Parker if he gives up but Parker shakes his head “no!” Sullivan holds him for a few more seconds, but seeing that Parker is not going to give up, he breaks the hold and then pins him instead! One! Two! Th.. kick out! Sullivan gets up and brings Parker to his feet, he then whips him towards the ropes.. Parker bounces off and Sullivan catches him and plants him with a sidewalk slam!! Sullivan goes for the pin again, one! Two! Th.. kick out! Sullivan gets up frustrated with the ref who can only coward in the corner, telling Sullivan it was two! Sullivan turns his attention back to Parker, peeling him off the mat, but as he does, Parker hooks him with an inside cradle! One! Two! Th.. kick out! (`~
Miller: Sullivan continues to pound his stable-mate, but a known trait of the FTF is having that “no-quitting allowed” attitude. Sullivan is just going to have to work harder at trying to defeat Parker!
Paco: He sure is, and by the same token, Parker has to realize that he can’t take much more of Sullivan’s power attacks.. He has to do something, and do it soon!
~`)Sullivan gets to his feet quickly and picks up Parker.. He then whips him towards the ropes but parker reverses it! Sullivan bounces off and Parker picks up the big man and plants him with a spinning spine-buster!! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd, as they can’t believe Parker was able to hit his trademark on the bigger Sullivan. Parker quickly goes for the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Sullivan! Pete Parker gets up and heads for the corner, he then climbs it to the very top and goes for a corkscrew five star frog-splash but misses as Sullivan rolls out of the way!! Sullivan stumbles to his feet holding his lower back in pain.. He stumbles over to Parker who is holding his mid section in pain. He lifts him, turns him around, pulls back on his head, hooks him and drops him with a reversed twist of fate! Sullivan goes for the pin and the ref counts! One! Two! Kick out by Parker!(`~
Miller: Jack Sullivan was able to kick out of Parker’s trademark, and Parker was able to kick out of Sullivan’s set up move.. But I feel it could be all over here for Parker Paco, Sullivan is about to go for The Extinction!
Paco: Yeah man, I hate watching this match up… Damn ODJ for booking them so early.. this should have been the finals ese!
~`)Jack Sullivan gets up and then picks up Parker. He whips him towards the ropes, Parker bounces off and Sullivan lifts him onto his shoulders, but as he does, Parker uses Sullivan’s own momentum to roll him up for the pin with a crucifix! The ref counts! One! Two! Kick out by Sullivan! Both men stumble to their feet fast.. Sullivan goes for a big boot but Parker ducks it. Both men turn towards each other and Parker goes for a clothesline but misses as Sullivan ducks it. Sullivan then turns before Parker can and hooks him by his waist! He then goes for a German suplex but Parker manages to flip over and land on his feet! Sullivan turns around only to get a kick to the mid section. Parker then double hooks him between his legs and then hooks both arms, but before he can deliver anything Jack Sullivan back body drops! Parker stumbles to his feet, holding his back in pain. Both men turn toward each other and Sullivan quickly lifts Parker onto his shoulders, spins him around and plants him with a flap-jack! Sullivan quickly flips him over and hooks both legs for the pin! One! Two! Three! Bell rings.(`~
Joey: Here is your winner…. “THE EVOLUTION” JACK SULLIVAN!!!
~`)The crowd boos loudly, but really, they would have booed either way… Jack’s music plays and the ref raises his arm in victory.(`~
Miller: And Jack Sullivan manages to get past a very tough Pete Parker!!
Paco: Damn ese, I couldn’t tell who was going to pull the win out!
Miller: It was close until the very end for sure. Two Champions have been eliminated from the Tournament Paco by non-champions, makes up for very interesting scenarios.
Paco: sure does ese. People think that because you are a champion, you will automatically make it to the next round. Well in the ICWF, where everyone is equality though, it is not the case. Anyone can beat anyone on any given night, and tonight is just one more example ese. Simon Que Si.
~`)The camera switches to the back again as El Linchador and his Sublime Group representatives reach his locker room – but the door is slightly ajar. Linchy turns around. (`~
El Linchador: You guys and gals are corporate wusses, so wait here while I quell this surprise attack!
Maggie : Quell?
El Linchador: “Word-of-the-day” emails. OLE!
~`)Linchy barges into the dark room, and a loud THUMP is heard. Stuff rattles around and clearly a struggle has begun. Wilson finally steps into the unlit locker room and switches on the light. (`~
El Linchador: DIE, JERK FACE!
Attacker?: OWW! LINCHY!
~`)Linchy stops and gets up quickly. He is overjoyed to see that is none other than his masked Lucha friend Guanilles Pena! He extends his hand to help him up. (`~
El Linchador: Sorry, dude, but why were you trying to sneak attack me?
Guanilles Pena: I wasn’t. I came in to surprise you, but I forgot to close the door all the way. I had a song and everything.
Wilson: OK, enough of the pleasantries, Enrique, if you will show Mr. Pena toward the skybox seating, he can watch the Pay-Per-View from our suite -
~`)Linchy puts his hand on Wilson’s chest. (`~
El Linchador: Wilson, relax – Guanilles is an old friend. Heck, an old tag team partner! Seeing an old face like his is just what I need tonight. Something to ground me. If Guanny will agree – I’d love to have him at ringside!
Wilson: El Linchador, I strongly think -
Maggie : - his aura is all wrong -
El Linchador: SILENCIO! My friend is staying here tonight to cheer me on, and that’s that. No more discussion.
~`)The Sublime Group members recoil, seeing their leader Wilson getting challenged. Wilson simply smiles. (`~
Wilson: I apologize, El Linchador – I didn’t know you truly knew this man. We’re trying to keep him safe, Mr. Pena, since he’s become a hot target for tricksters and those that would harm him.
~`)Linchy pats him on the arm. (`~
El Linchador: No sweat, Willy Wonka – I know you and the gang got my best interests at heart. But, hey, it’s Guanny! Guanny, lemme show you my new ride that I got as a signing bonus!
Guanilles Pena: You brought it here – TONIGHT?
El Linchador: Yeah, come on.
~`)Linchy leads Guanny out of the locker room. Maggie looks concerned, but Wilson tells her to calm down. (`~
Wilson: Let him relax now... there’s no reason Mr. Pena can’t be around for one night...
~`)He smiles slightly as the scene fades to black. It then fades back in with Paco and Miller in front of us. (`~
Miller: I just don’t like that guy one bit Paco. Not one bit.
Paco: We’ve finally found a man you don’t like? Holy hell what is next? You might start noticing chicks!?! EVERYONE!! CALL YOUR LOCAL PREACHER! THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!!!
Miller: Oh shut up! I hope El Linchador doesn’t take too long showing Guanny he’s new ride, because his match up is next!
Paco: I hope he does, that way he loses via count out and we don’t have to see him out here tonight.
Miller: You wish!
Paco: I do actually.
Miller: Yeah well it won’t happens. Fans, lets send you back to Joey for this very last quarterfinal match up! Will the Jackrabbit face off against Sullivan or will we see Jack Sullivan vs. El Linchador once again!?!
Paco: Hmmm, I wouldn’t mind seeing another El Linchador whooping courtesy of Jack Sullivan.. Holy hell Miller, I’m cheering for El Linchador on this one!
Miller: Ha-ha-ha… very funny.
Joey: Fans it’s time for the last quarter final match up of the night! Are you ready!?!
~`)The crowd cheers loudly then the lights go down, and a pair of yellow lights shoot straight up to the rafters. With a BOOM, the bass line of “Hey Ladies” by the Beastie Boys starts up. The fans get on their feet, as the Insane-A-Tron shows the big smiling face of El Linchador. “Hey Ladies in the place I’m calling out to ya” the lyrics shout, but no El Linchador.. The crowd gets quiet… Joey introduces him again and this time he comes out, still removing some of his regular clothes with the help of his friend, Guanilles Pena! The crowd cheers loudly as they stumble their way down to the ring. (`~
Joey: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from La Coruna, Spain… Here is… El Linchador!!!
~`)He makes his way to the ring and slides in, quickly going to the corner and climbing it, pumping the crowd up even more. Guanilles claps along from the outside but the arena lights dim, stopping El Linchador’s party and then hysterical laughter sounds throughout the arena. "Out Of My Head" by 'Puddle Of Mudd' begins to play, as smoke fills the entrance-ramp and blue strobe lights scan the arena. Onto the ramp steps The Jackrabbit. He is wearing one of his trademark "Jackrabbit" T-Shirts, and his plaid, wrestling shorts, with black elbow pads and boots.(`~
Joey: His opponent, making his way to the ring from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania… Representing The Sentinels of Insanity, here is the Television Champion… The Jackrabbit!!!
~`) The Jackrabbit begins to walk down the ramp as the music picks up, and he then runs and slides into the ring as blue strobe lights scan the arena. He climbs the nearest turnbuckle, and laughs out loud to himself, raising both arms and wriggling the index fingers on each (doing his pose) as the fans boo him loudly. The Jackrabbit then jumps back down, and paces the ring, as El Linchador doesn’t take his eyes off of him.. (`~
Miller: El Linchador came back at Deadly Revenge V and came up just a little short against Jack Sullivan, thanks to the “boss.”
Paco: Yeah, I said he was short by a shoe.. a horseshoe…. HAHAHA!
~`)The bell rings and both men walk up to each other and a stare down occurs.. Jackrabbit looks El Linchador up and down and begins laughing… El Linchador does the same thing and begins laughing as well.. Before we know it, both men are bursting out in laughter and the crowd starts to laugh as well.. Even Miller starts laughing and Paco looks at him like he wants to bitch slap the hell out of him… Jackrabbit continues his hysterical laughter but then out of the blue goes for a right hand on El Linchador but El Linchador blocks it and nails him with a right of his own, another, another, another, one more! Jackrabbit is backed to the ropes and El Linchador then clotheslines him, sending him over the top and onto the floor! The crowd cheers loudly as El Linchador grabs the top rope and then uses it to leap over it, landing on top of Jackrabbit with a huge splash! (`~
Miller: Hahaha, oh man that was funny…
Paco: What the hell was so funny? Did you all take stupid pills or something?
~`)El Linchador gets up and brings Jackrabbit to his feet, whipping him towards the steel steps but The Jackrabbit reverses it and sends El Linchador crashing against the guard rail! Jackrabbit walks over and picks him up over his shoulder before dropping him chest first onto the guard rail! El Linchador is down and hurting big time.. The Jackrabbit begins stomping hard on his chest as the ref reaches six on the count.. The Jackrabbit brings him back up now, grabs him by his head and slams it against the steel post! El Linchador is about to drop but the Jackrabbit grabs him before he drops and tosses him inside the ring. He slides in himself and then makes the pin on the Hall of Fame member. One! Two! Kick out! The Jackrabbit gets up and brings El Linchador to his feet. He then whips him towards the ropes, El Linchador bounces off and The Jackrabbit lifts him up and drops him with a pancake slam!(`~
Miller: Great match up so far between these two. For many fans, this is sort of a dream match up… They have followed El Linchador and The Jackrabbit’s careers for many years, and how cool is it that they finally get to meet here, in the ICWF!?
Paco: It’s very cool.. but that’s expected… After all, the ICWF is the place where dreams are made… but more importantly… Where dreams are crushed… Right Han Zo Man? Hehehe….
~`)The Jackrabbit goes for the pin again, one! Two! Kick out! The Jackrabbit gets and brings El Linchador to his feet, then gives him a kick to his mid section. El Linchador doubles over and The Jackrabbit hooks him between his legs. He then hooks both arms, going for a double under-hook power-bomb but El Linchador blocks it before he even tries it, back body dropping him! Jackrabbit sits up, holding his lower back in pain as El Linchador stumbles to his feet and then runs towards the ropes. El Linchador bounces off and catches The Jackrabbit on the back of his head with a mule drop kick! Jackrabbit is down and holding his head in pain. El Linchador gets up and brings him to his feet. He then whips him towards the corner but The Jackrabbit reverses it and El Linchador hits hard. The Jackrabbit charges at him, but El Linchador explodes out of the corner and connects with a spinning heel kick!(`~
Miller: Pretty even match up between these two men.. Now that El Linchador is back up, to you see him joining The House of Pain?
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