[_Miller_] Welcome everyone to Spain! Welcome everyone to Santiago Bernabeu Stadium!! Welcome to Phobias!! We are live here in Madrid, where tonight, we have 10 action pack matches for you! I am your host Genuine Miller, and along for the ride are Paco “The Drinking Time Bomb” Perez and Eddie Jones, taking the spot of the “missing” Brandy Powers…
[_Paco_] “Kidnapped” Brandy Powers… I tried to find out what happened but nothing… Where is my love..?
[_Jones_] Your love? Paco, last time I checked, and saw, you and Brandy couldn’t stop arguing with each other!
[_Miller_] That’s Paco’s way of showing love.. That’s why he argues with me all the time…
[_Paco_] No, no.. See you got it all wrong like women in tuxedos, and you are coming up shorter than 5 Danny Devito’s.
[_Jones_] Been listening to the Ludacris album again huh?
[_Paco_] Yeah.. Anyway, no Miller, I really, really hate you…
[_Miller_] Shut up, you know you love me. Fans, what a great night we have planned for you tonight! 10 matches, 5 of them title matches, and in none, except for the main event, do we know who is facing who!!
[_Paco_] That’s right, we have no f’n idea.. So let’s cut the chit chat, and go down to Joey to find out who’s kicking who’s ass!!
[_Jones_] I’m down with that!
[_Miller_] Let’s do it then.. Joey, take it away…
|=/The camera switches over to Joey as around the ring you see an ICWF crew hard at work, putting some pipes up around the ring…\=|
[_Styles_] Ladies and gentlemen.. Damas y caballeros.. Welcome to PHOBIAS!!!!
|=/The Houston crowd, yes, the Houston crowd, remember, they were all flown over, plus the Spanish crowd cheers loudly…\=|
[_Styles_] It’s time for the opening bout.. ICWF fans are you ready? ARE YOU READY TO FACE YOUR FEARS? Well then.. Face… Arsonphobia!!!
|=/The crew finish doing whatever it was they were doing, and then rush to the corner. One of them has a control remote.. He pushes a button and then the pipes surrounding the ring go up in flames! Joey speaks as the crowd cheers loudly. \=|
[_Styles_] The following is an Inferno style match scheduled for one fall.. In order to win, a wrestler must set the other on fire.. Now.. for the participants!!!
[_Miller_] Wow, an Inferno match to start things off!
[_Paco_] Arsonphobia baby! Fear of fire! Fear it! Fear it!!
[_Jones_] Oh I fear it alright.. but I’m sure the two wrestlers picked to be in this match, are fearing it even more!
|=/"Innuendo" by Queen hits the PA System, and after the long drum roll, explosions fly and out comes Innuendo, completely hidden by a black tunic.\=|
[_Styles_] Introducing first, from parts unknown… Innuendo!!!
|=/He slowly walks down the ring, and smoothly climbs through the middle rope, he stands on the turnbuckle and removes his tunic. He is still hidden, this time behind a black leather costume, but he has bright white eyes. The lights go out and red and white lights start strobe lighting the arena. White Stripes' Seven Nation Army hits over the speakers, and the words "HOT SHOT" appear on the screen. The strobes concentrate around the entrance area. The silhouette of a man stands in the entrance, and suddenly he turns around as the lyrics kick in. The figure starts walking to the ring, slowly yet surely, pointing to the fans. He seems cocky and brash and seems to take his time. \=|
[_Styles_] and his opponent, making his debut in the ICWF from Rotherham, England… “Hot Shot” Jason Owen!!!
|=/The guitar lyrics kick in as "Hot Shot" Jason Owen practically reaches the ring. He climbs onto the apron and saunters through the ropes. Jason stands on a turnbuckle and reaches his arms out to the fans, only to snatch them back suddenly and reach his hands to the sky before beating himself on the chest and jumping off the
turnbuckle to ready himself. The music fades as Jason awaits his opponent.\=|
[_Miller_] Wow, so it’s the new comer Jason Owen taking on another new comer, Innuendo..
[_Paco_] Innuendo has been here a tad bit longer, but he is still consider a rookie…
[_Jones_] Yeah, one that started out hot, but has lost his last two matches.
|=/Joey gets out of the ring and the pipes, which had been turned off, get turned up again, and flames upon flames surround the ring.. Owen and Innuendo look around, a bit concern about the match they must fight in.. The bell rings and then both men turn their attention towards each other… They lock up and there is a power struggle for a quick second before the much larger, and stronger Innuendo backs Owen to the corner.. The ref asks for a clean break but Innuendo ignores him, nailing Owen with an elbow to the face! Innuendo then nails him with a few forearm shots to the side of the head before whipping him to the other side.. Owen hits hard and Innuendo follows through, going for a splash… Owen moves out of the way though and Innuendo hits nothing but turnbuckle.. Owen quickly turns him around, wraps his arms around him and drops him with a belly to belly suplex! Owen gets up, bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow on Innuendo’s chest.\=|
[_Miller_] Innuendo started dominating but Owen showed his great speed and power.
[_Paco_] Yeah, “hot shot” picked up the 300 pound Innuendo with ease.
[_Jones_] Yeah, Innuendo has great resiliency though.. He’ll bounce back.
|=/Owen brings Innuendo back up to his feet and hooks him for a suplex.. He tries to bring the big man up but Innuendo blocks it, nailing him with forearm shots to the back and then a knee to the mid section. Owen falls to one knee but Innuendo brings him back up and whips him towards the ropes.. Owen bounces off and Innuendo nails him with a big boot to the face! Innuendo now goes to the ropes, bouncing off and going for a leg drop! Owen rolls out of the way though and Innuendo hits nothing but mat! Owen quickly gets up and begins to pummel Innuendo with right hands… Owen then brings Innuendo to his feet and whips him towards the ropes.. Reversal by Innuendo, Owen bounces off and Innuendo drops him with a clothesline! Innuendo then brings him to his feet, grabs his arm and hooks it between Owen’s legs.. He then hooks the other arm and pulls Owen up onto his shoulder and then slams him hard down to the mat, delivering a picture perfect pump handle slam!\=|
[_Miller_] You were right Jones, Innuendo bounced right back and now is dominating this match!
[_Paco_] That was his trademark move right there, but enough wrestling already… I want to see somebody’s ass get burned!
[_Jones_] Well if someone’s “ass” gets burned, we will definitely see “great balls of fire!”
|=/Miller and Paco give Jones a weird look.. Back in the ring Innuendo gets up and brings Owen to his feet… Innuendo then whips him towards the ropes.. Owen bounces off and Innuendo catches him, lifts him as if he was going for a flap jack but comes back the other way, going for an atomic drop! Owen blocks it though landing stiff on his legs and then nails Innuendo with a head butt! Innuendo stumbles backwards and Owen steps up to him, nailing him with right hands, backing him to the ropes.. He then whips Innuendo to the opposite side, Innuendo reverses it though and Owen bounces off.. Innuendo goes for a clothesline but Owen ducks it and puts on the breaks.. Both men turn towards each other and Owen nails Innuendo with a super kick!! Innuendo drops like a sack of bricks but Owen brings him to his feet and leans him against the ropes.. Innuendo looks dazed and confused and Owen takes a few steps backwards, before charging at him and nailing him with a clotheslines ending him over the top and onto the outside!\=|
[_Miller_] Innuendo went through the flames but not one part of his body caught fire!!
[_Paco_] So the match continues!?!
[_Jones_] It sure does!!
|=/Owen can’t believe Innuendo didn’t catch on fire but he quickly gets over and walks over to the corner.. He then climbs it, standing now at the very top.. Innuendo is face down, and struggling to get up… Eventually he does and turns towards the ring, just then Owen jumps off, nailing him with a super kick right to the kisser!! The crowd cheers loudly at the high flying move and Owen, embraces the cheers from the fans as he gets up… He then brings Innuendo to his feet, grabs him by his head and throws him against the steel guard rail head first! Innuendo grabs him again and throws him a second time.. Innuendo is in bad shape and Owen knows it.. He brings him back up and then whips him towards the fire! Innuendo reverses it though, pulling Owen in and dropping him with a short arm clothesline! Owen goes down hard and Innuendo tries to catch a breath.. . He then brings Owen to his feet and throws him over his shoulder.. He then walks over to the guard rail and drops him chest first unto it! \=|
[_Miller_] Both wrestlers are fighting on the outside now guys and things could get ugly quick!
[_Paco_] I don’t know about that, but things might get a little.. crispy? Hahaha…
[_Jones_] Yeah.. We’re going to be having ourselves a little rookie barbeque soon it seems!
|=/Owen holds his chest in pain and Innuendo steps on it hard.. He then brings him to his feet and whips him towards the fire! Owen drops to the ground, sliding under the pipe and half of his body going under the ring.. Innuendo walks over upset, grabs him by his head and then pulls him out.. He then hooks Owen between his legs but doesn’t notice that Owen has something on his hands.. Innuendo picks him up for a power-bomb, but as he does, Owen nails him with a steel chair, right on his forehead! Innuendo drops and Owen on top of him.. Owen then gets back to his feet, grabs the chair and then nails Innuendo one more time across his face, busting him wide open! Owen then brings Innuendo to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, with his back to the flames.. He then lifts him up and drops him stomach first into the guard rail! Owen doesn’t let him go, bringing him back up, hooking the leg this time and then drops him with a fisherman’s suplex right onto the flames! Innuendo stays on top of the flames and you see his tights catch on fire!! The bell rings right away as ICWF officials rush over with fire extinguishers and put the fire out…\=|
[_Styles_] and the man who has faced his phobia, and defeated it… “HOT SHOT” JASON OWEN!!!
|=/His music plays as the ref raises his arm in victory.. The crowd shows him a nice response.\=|
[_Miller_] Jason Owen makes his ICWF debut a successful one, facing Arsonphobia, and defeating it!
[_Paco_] Now that’s how you make a debut.. By winning an Inferno Match… Awesome job by Owen..
[_Jones_] Yeah, he put up a hell of a fight and he showed the much bigger Innuendo that size doesn’t matter.
[_Paco_] Yeah, you keep telling yourself that, tiny.
[_Miller_] Now, now Paco… Be nice.
[_Jones_] Is not the size of the boat.. IS THE MOTION IN THE OCEAN!
|=/The camera switches to the back, ODJ’s office to be exact. He is wearing a black suit, and is leaning back on his chair with his feet up on his desk and is smoking a cigar.. He is talking to someone on his cell phone.. \=|
[_ODJ_] Oh yeah, tonight is going to be great… Yeah I have some awesome matches lined up.. The opening bout? Nah that was nothing compare to some of the matches we’re going to have later on… Oh yeah, keep watching.. What? El Linchador? Man I’m not worried about that fool! Yeah he thinks changing the venue to Spain is going to piss me off? Nah, I like Spain.. Hell, he forgot that this is where I met his mom!! What? Oh yeah you right, where I DID his mom.. Hahaha… Good one.. Nah man, I ain’t worried about him.. Yeah I know, legally his my son and can screw me over, but he doesn’t have the guts.. and if he tries more dumb shit with me, I’ll just seek Jack Sullivan on him.. Anyway, I’ll talk to you later…
|=/ODJ flips his phone shut and then continues to puff on his cigar, with a huge smile on his face. The camera switches back over to the crew…\=|
[_Miller_] ODJ is confident that El Linchador will not pull any more tricks…
[_Paco_] Of course he is confident. He is the damn owner, and El Linchador is just a little mosquito that won’t go away.
[_Jones_] I don’t know, ODJ shouldn’t get too comfortable… For all we know, El Linchador could show up here tonight.
[_Miller_] Well he is injured, so I really doubt that he would come..
[_Paco_] Yeah, a one legged man can’t do much in an ass kicking contest..
[_Jones_] Really JR? Now tell us about your magical barbeque sauce!
[_Paco_] Shut up! Don’t compare me to that fool!
[_Jones_] Then stop talking like him, partner.
[_Miller_] Knock it off guys… Well fans it’s time for the next match up.. What kind of phobia will we face? Who will the participants be? Styles is about to answer that for us!
|=/The camera switches over to Joey who is already in the middle of the ring…\=|
[_Styles_] Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for you to face your face your fears again.. Are you ready!?! Then face… Motorphobia!!!!
|=/The Insane-A-Tron comes on and we are showing the underground parking lot of the Stadium.. There we see a circle of cars and inside the circle, a referee stands… Some of the cars that make the circle have the front facing the ref, while others have the trunk facing him… Joey speaks again.\=|
[_Styles_] The following is a “Parking Lot Brawl” scheduled for one fall! Now, let’s meet the participants!!
|=/“Trapt” by Headstrong begins to play as on the Insane-A-Tron, you see Martyn Keech appear from the right and get inside the circle of cars.\=|
[_Styles_] Introducing first, from Scunthorpe, England… Martyn “The Trapper” Keech!!!
|=/The crowd cheers loudly… His music dies down and then “Dragon’s Child” By Iced Earth begins to play and the crowd cheers even louder.\=|
[_Styles_] His opponent, from New York City, New York… “Top Gun” Mike Allen!!!
|=/He appears from the right and gets inside the circle.. Just then a bunch of fans are let through, so they circle the cars.. They cheer loudly and chant their favorite’s guy name..\=|
[_Miller_] Motorphobia huh? The fear of automobiles! You think either of these two fear cars?
[_Paco_] Hell, if I know my skull is going to get put through one of them, I would.. Who knows what kind of crazy moves these two will do on these cars!!
[_Jones_] I agree with Paco.. When a car becomes a weapon, everyone should fear it!
|=/The bell rings and the ref signals to the wrestlers that the match is a go… They circle each other while checking out their surroundings.. You have some nice cars while others are quite crappy.. Allen goes for a lock up but Keech side steps it and nails Allen with a knee to the mid section. Allen doubles over and Keech nails him with a few forearm shots to the back before turning him around, hooking him for a suplex and delivering it on the cold concrete! Keech rolls on top of Allen for the pin, one! Two! Kick out! Keech brings him back up to his feet and then whips him towards the back of a van, but Allen reverses it and Keech hits face first! He stumbles backwards and Allen hooks him from behind and drops him with a belly to back suplex! Allen gets up and begins to stomp on Keech’s chest.. He then walks over to the van and opens the back door, only one of them.. He then brings Keech to his feet and whips him towards the door, Keech hits hard face first!\=|
[_Miller_] This match promises to be a violent one guys..
[_Paco_] Hell yeah, I’m loving it!
[_Jones_] Hey Miller, isn’t that your car over there?
|=/Allen goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Allen… Allen gets up and brings Keech to his feet, he then throws him over his shoulder, and then walks towards a pick up and then drops him chest first on the back door of it! Keech is in big time pain, holding his chest… Allen climbs onto the bed of the truck, then jumps off, connecting with a leg drop! Allen goes for a pin but again Keech kicks out… Allen gets up, limping a bit and then brings Keech to his feet.. he then lifts him unto his shoulder and goes to throw him unto the bed of the truck but Keech breaks free, falling behind Allen. He then pulls back on his head, hooks him and drops him with a reversed DDT! Keech goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Allen! Keech stumbles to his feet, still holding his chest in pain, and walks over to the van.. He looks inside it and takes out a ladder! He sees Allen on all fours, trying to get up and he quickly comes over and nails him with the ladder across his back!\=|
[_Miller_] Oh! That one is going to leave a mark!
[_Paco_] A mark?! That shot can break some ribs, not to mention your back!!
[_Jones_] and Keech is nailing him time and time again!
|=/Keech is doing as Jones says, and after the fifth shot he stands the ladder up and then begins to climb it.. He reaches the second to last rung and signals to the crowd, who give him a mix reaction… He is about to climb onto the last rung but Allen, turns slightly and then with his feet, pushes the ladder, causing it to tip over, sending Keech crashing unto the hood of a Toyota Corolla! “OOOH!” is heard from the fans there, and inside the stadium… Allen stumbles to his feet as Keech has yet to move a muscle.. Allen walks over and climbs onto the hood.. He brings Keech to his feet and then hooks him by his waist.. He then lifts him and drops him onto the windshield of the Corolla with a gut-wrench power-bomb, shattering it to pieces!! The crowd cheers loudly and Allen quickly gets on top of Keech and makes the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out by Keech! “OOOH!” is heard from the crowd who definitely thought it was over! Allen can’t believe it and he makes another pin, one! Two! Kick out again!\=|
[_Miller_] That was a hell of a move, very impressive, but even more impressive, was the fact that Keech kicked out!
[_Paco_] I’m just happy he kicked out, that means the match continues…
[_Jones_] Relax Paco, we have eight more matches to go!
|=/Allen is upset, he brings Keech to his feet, still on the Corolla.. He hooks him between his legs and goes for a pile-driver, no, Keech blocks it and back body drops Allen onto the floor!! Keech drops to his knees, holding his back in pain, while Allen, does the same thing on the floor below.. Keech gets off the corolla and goes over to Cadillac, he opens the trunk and takes out a tire iron! He walks over to where Allen is, struggling to get up and he waits.. Allen finally makes it to his feet and Keech nails him with the tire iron on the mid section! Allen doubles over and Keech nails him with the tire iron across his back! Allen drops to the floor and appears out.. Keech tosses the tire iron to the side and then flips Allen over, and makes the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out! Keech can’t believe it.. He grabs the tire iron again and then brings Allen to his feet… Allen can barely stand and Keech swing with the tire iron, going for the head but Allen ducks it, hooks Keech and drops him with a Sambo-slam!\=|
[_Miller_] Nice block there for Allen, who would have definitely been knocked out with that tire iron!
[_Paco_] Yeah, one shot to the temple is all it takes!
[_Jones_] I don’t think Allen knew where he was, I think it was all instinct..
|=/Allen doesn’t have enough to pin Keech, as he is hurting big time.. Keech rolls on his stomach, and then tries to push himself up.. Allen sits up and then uses a nearby car to pull himself up.. He leans against it as Keech gets to his feet too.. Keech charges at Allen but Allen steps up to him, surprising him and back body dropping him into the hood of a Hummer(H2)!! Allen tries to climb it, and does from the driver side.. He grabs Keech and throws him on the roof of the Hummer.. He climbs it as well and then brings Keech to his feet, Keech surprises him with a right hand though! Another, another, another! Allen is rocking and Keech quickly hooks him for a jack-hammer, his finisher! He tries to pick up Allen but Allen blocks it and turns it into a falling neck-breaker! Both men manage to stay on the roof of the car and Allen gets up and brings Keech to his feet.. He then throws him across his back, going for a torture rack.. No… Allen jumps off, delivering a reversed DVD onto the floor below!! “OOOOOOH!!” is heard from the crowd followed by that famous: “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” Allen is in pain, holding his elbow in pain.. Still, he manages to flip him over, to reveal the bloody face of Keech! Allen hooks the leg for the pin! One! Two! Three!! Bell rings!\=|
[_Styles_] Here is your winner.. and the man who has faced his phobia, and defeated it… “TOP GUN” MIKE ALLEN!!!
|=/The crowd in the parking lot and inside the stadium cheer loudly…\=|
[_Miller_] Mike Allen wins with his finisher, “The Long Way Down!” and that was indeed, a long way down!
[_Paco_] Yeah, did you see Keech’s face? He probably broke his nose, and jaw and more shit!
[_Jones_] Yeah, he is definitely going to need a plastic surgeon after that!
[_Miller_] Two matches down and we have already seen someone set on fire and some busted open, big time… If the night continues like this, the local Hospital is going to have an emergency room full of ICWF wrestlers!
[_Paco_] Yeah, but while some wrestlers are at the hospital, others will be out celebrating, and bragging about how they faced their phobias and won…
[_Jones_] Yeah, winning a match you have no idea who you are going to face, and what kind of a match you are going to be in, is big.. Hell of a career boost.
|=/All of the sudden the scene changes and we find ourselves inside ODJ’s room, he has an ICWF official, which is wearing a headset, by the throat, pinned against the wall.. ODJ lifts as the official struggles to breath… \=|
[_ODJ_] Now.. I’m going to ask you one last time.. Who in the hell booked that match!?!
[_Official_] I.. ugh… told.. you… sir… you… you did… ugh..
[_ODJ_] I did not book that match!!
[_Official_] No..? Nobody books… matches but.. but you sir… please… let me… go.
[_ODJ_] Someone sabotaged that match, and I want to know who damn it! Now you go and find out or it’s your ass!!
|=/ODJ drops him on the floor and the official gets up and rushes out of ODJ’s office. ODJ seats down on his chair, pissed off as can be, wondering what’s going on… The camera cuts over to the crew again. \=|
[_Miller_] Wait a minute, ODJ did not book that last match?
[_Paco_] I knew it was to crappy to be ODJ’s booking..
[_Jones_] But who would book that match if not ODJ? He’s the only one that can book cards around here…
[_Miller_] Yeah, something’s up guys.. and I don’t know what.. But we can’t dwell on it too much, we have to keep going with the show.
[_Paco_] Yeah but now you have to wonder, did ODJ booked the next match? Or is it going to get sabotaged again?
[_Jones_] Yeah, specially since it’s the first title match of the night!!
[_Miller_] I’m sure Darodevil is dying to know.. Let’s find out.. Joey, take it away.
|=/The camera switches over to Joey who gets inside the ring… \=|
[_Styles_] Fans, are you ready!?! Are you ready to face your fears again!?! Well, then… Face Pnigophobia!!!
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