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^//It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, or Hanukah, or whatever in the hell it is you celebrate… You have gathered your family and friends for this great end of the year tradition.. No… not the stupid holidays, the last pay per view of the year.. Prophecies III! You seat around the TV waiting for the pay per view to get started as you sip on some eggnog… You then see one of your hot looking friends standing under the mistletoe and you decide to make a move… You rush over there, but as you get their, so does your uncle Earl, shushing the hot girl away.. You looked at him pissed off, but he looks at you with a sick smile.. He looks up at the mistletoe and then back at you… You give him a funny look but before you can realize it, your gay uncle Earl has you trapped in a lip lock! You push him away and run back to your seat, scarred for life… Luckily the TV comes to life, taking your mind off what just happened… The “FBI Warning” notice appears but it is quickly crushed by the words: “INSANE WARNING!” Everyone in the house cheers as those words fade away and then the ICWF logo quickly flashes by… “Jingle Bells” is heard playing in the background as we find ourselves outside of a nice looking home, in the middle of a very peaceful looking neighborhood... Everywhere you look you see snow, on top of the green trees and on the top of the houses… All of the sudden you hear bells and soft whistles, then an all too familiar laugh: “HO! HO! HO!” That’s right, you see Santa Claus himself, landing his sled on the roof of the cabin and magically going down the chimney… The camera zooms in on the window of the house, showing us the nice leaving room of the house. You see a Christmas tree beautifully decorated in the middle of the back wall, with a chimney and Santa putting the presents under the tree.. a little kid, about 6, comes down (as he couldn’t wait for the next morning) and takes a peek.. he sees Santa and rushes down and asks Santa all exited what he got him?? Santa laughs his jolly laugh and then out of his sack he takes a “hokey pokey” Elmo doll… The kid grabs the train and looks back at the camera as if to say “WTF?” The kid shouts at Santa… “A Elmo Doll!? A damn Elmo Doll!?” All I wanted for Christmas was the ICWF Wrestling series! Titan 3! PIC! Killa Kali! Even the rare Han Zo Mon action figure!!! Hell if not that, you could have at least gotten me the Prophecies III pay per view you “ho, ho, ho” sack of sh*t! I mean seriously, a f’n Elmo doll!?!?!?” Santa’s eyes grow as big as his fat belly as he listens to the kid say this vulgarities. Santa gives him the finger of shame but the kid grabs it, and turns it into an arm bar! The kid then kicks him in his gut then grabs a wooden toy sled and breaks it over his head! Santa drops to the floor as the kid rushes to the kitchen and grabs a chair.. he comes back and starts to beat Santa with it! Santa tries to get away, and heads for the chimney but the kid pulls him back out and goes hardcore all over his ass! The camera zooms out of the house as “jingle bells” fades out and Satan’s.. I mean.. Santa’s screams are heard loudly… The scene fades to black and then “Until the End of Time” By 2Pac begins to play… The sounds of fans screaming is heard as the scene opens up inside the sold out Air Canada Center, where tonight, ICWF brings you Prophecies III!! Fireworks go off all over the place bringing out loud cheers from the thousands and thousands of fans… After giving us different shots of the arena the camera cuts to the commentators table. There we see Paco and Miller, both wearing suits and Santa hats on their heads.\\^
Genuine Miller: Welcome everyone to Prophecies Part Trey!! I am you host G. Mizzo and this is my partna P. Pizzy!!
Paco Perez: Ok stop it man, you sound lamer than Vanilla Ice…
Genuine Miller: Sorry.. I thought I could make a change for the best, sort of like an early new year’s resolution…
Paco Perez: How about becoming a man? That’s always a good one.
Genuine Miller: Shuddup. Fans, we are coming to you live from the beautiful Air Canada Center in Toronto, Canada! The holidays are just around the corner, I’m sure all of you are looking forward to the family gatherings and the present exchanging but tonight… Tonight the ICWF is giving you an early Christmas gift, a hell of a pay per view to end the year!!
Paco Perez: Yeah this pay per view promises to be a good one, 9 matches, a few gimmicks here and there… I can’t wait to get it started!
Genuine Miller: Well we don’t have to wait any longer… Let’s go to Joey who is ready to announce the first match!
Paco Perez: Happy Kwanzaa Joey!!
^//The camera focuses on Joey who gives Paco a “WTF?” look. He then looks towards the camera and speaks. \\^
Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen it is time for the opening bout of the night!!! The following match is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and it’s for a shot at the Intercontinental Championship!
Joey Styles: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Whitesboro, New York… Casanova!!!
^//He slides into the ring and stands, the flames go out, one by one, as the lights return to normal. "Harder to Breathe" chorus starts up and Harvey slowly walks out through the curtain to the noise of the arena. His white wife beater tank top is in shreds around the waist and his denim shorts are ripped as well. His long black hair wet drips onto his shoulders as he slowly walks to the ring only shifting his eyes back and forth to each side of the aisle, and occasionally extends a hand to a fan or two.\\^
Joey Styles: His opponent, from Upstate, New York… Harvey Danger!!!
^//Rolling under the ropes, a new life seems to come into Danger as he begins to half pace jog in place and stretches on the ropes awaiting his match. \\^
Genuine Miller: This one should be a good one Paco.
Paco Perez: If you say so…
^//The bell rings and both wrestlers lock up in the middle of the ring. Casanova quickly applies a headlock but Danger easily pushes him off to the ropes. Casanova bounces off and Danger goes for a clothesline. He misses though as Casanova ducks it and puts on the breaks. Both wrestlers turn towards each other and Casanova nails Danger with a hard right hand, another, another, one more. Danger is backed to the ropes and Casanova grabs him and whips him to the other side. Danger bounces off and Casanova sends him flying with a back body drop!\\^
Genuine Miller: Pretty even match up so far between these two. I expected it to be more violent, specially after what we saw last week between these two.
Paco Perez: Yeah, but think about it, how violent can you get in a “regular” match up? Now if this was a hardcore rules match, things would be different.
^// Casanova quickly brings him back up, hooks him for a suplex and drops him with it. Casanova now rolls on top of him for the pin but Danger kicks out after one. Casanova gets up and brings him back up, he then whips him towards the corner. Danger hits hard and Casanova charges at him, but before he can attempt anything, Danger nails him with a kick to the face! Casanova stumbles backwards and Danger explodes out of the corner with a clothesline! Danger makes the pin now but Casanova kicks out after two. \\^
Genuine Miller: Danger bouncing back on this match up. In your opinion Paco, who really deserves a shot at the IC title?
Paco Perez: Between these two? It’s a coin flip really. Got one?
^//Danger brings him back up and whips him towards the ropes. Casanova bounces off and Danger nails him with a knee to the face! Casanova goes down and Danger gets on top of him and begins to pummel him with right hands! He then gets up and brings Casanova to his feet. He then whips him towards the corner hard, Casanova hits chests first then comes out stumbling towards Danger who lifts him from behind and drops him with a side suplex! Danger rolls on top of him for the pin again but again Casanova kicks out! \\^
Genuine Miller: No I don’t have a coin. I will say this though, Casanova has looked impressive in his two matches, but hasn’t beaten anyone that’s really good. Danger has been here longer, has won his share, but lost his share too…
Paco Perez: Exactly, you can’t really tell between the two, but I don’t think either one of these two match up to our current champ. That, I can tell amigo.
^//Danger goes to the corner and climbs onto the second turnbuckle. He then jumps off and misses with an elbow drop as Casanova rolls out of the way. Both wrestlers get to their feet, Danger holding his elbow and Casanova nails him with a drop kick right to the kisser! Danger stumbles onto the corner where Casanova follows through nailing him with knife edge chops to the chest. Casanova then whips him to the opposite side, no, he pulls him back in, lifts him and then drops him face first onto the top turnbuckle! \\^
Genuine Miller: I still can’t get over the fact that Casanova is an actual vampire. It’s so creepy…
Paco Perez: I don’t know if he is for real though, I mean, how can he be out here wrestling with all this lighting and stuff? I mean aren’t vampires afraid of the light? Doesn’t it damage them, or kill them or whatever?
^//Casanova turns him around and nails him with a couple of knife edge chops to the chest before lifting him and setting him up on the top turnbuckle. Casanova climbs onto the second turnbuckle and then hooks Danger and drops him with a belly to belly super-plex!! Casanova quickly hooks the legs for the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Danger. Casanova gets up and goes to the corner, he climbs onto the second turnbuckle and jumps off, connecting with a leg drop! Casanova again goes for the pin but again Danger kicks out. \\^
Genuine Miller: Big time move there by Casanova but it’s not enough to keep Danger down for the 3 count.
Paco Perez: Well, this match doesn’t deserve it but I’m going to go ahead and pop open my first bottle of Tequila here.. Oh yeah.. you smell that Miller? Smells good doesn’t it?
^//Casanova gets to his feet and brings Danger to his, he then hooks him with an abdominal stretch. The ref asks Danger if he gives up but he shakes his head: no. Casanova pulls back harder but to no avail as Danger isn’t budging. Casanova breaks the hold, turns Danger around and nails him with a couple of right hands. He then whips him towards the ropes, Danger reverses it though, pulling Casanova in, nailing him with a kick to the mid section, hooking him and dropping him with a DDT! \\^
Genuine Miller: Danger fighting back there, catching Casanova off guard.
Paco Perez: These two keep going at it back and forth. If you throw the records out the window, these two are as equally matched up as it gets.
^//Danger rolls over and throws his arm over Casanova for the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Casanova.. Danger crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get to his feet. Casanova stumbles to his feet under his own power and goes after Danger, going for a clothesline. Danger ducks it and then hooks Casanova from behind, dropping him with a neck-breaker! Danger rolls on top of Casanova for the pin! One! Two! Kick out. Danger gets to his feet and brings Casanova to his, he then hooks him, spins him around and drops him with a “Rick Rude” vertical neck-breaker! Danger again goes for the pin, but again Casanova kicks out! \\^
Genuine Miller: Danger is working on Casanova’s neck, but Casanova continues to kick out.
Paco Perez: Well if he really is a vampire, working on his neck won’t do shit! Go to the outside, grab a 2 x 4 and drive that son of a bitch through his f’n heart!
^//Danger brings him back up but gets a rake to the eyes for his troubles. Danger stumbles backwards and Casanova charges at him but Danger sends him flying to the outside with a back body drop! No, Casanova lands on his feet on the outer part of the ring. Danger turns around and Casanova flies over him and takes him down with a sunset flip! One! Two! Kick out by Danger. Both wrestlers get to their feet quickly and Casanova grabs Danger and whips him towards the ropes, Danger reverses it though. Casanova bounces off and Danger catches him and drops him with a side-walk slam! \\^
Genuine Miller: There it is! Danger connects with his trademark move and Paco, it looks like it might be the beginning of the end for Casanova.
Paco Perez: I still think he should have gone with my 2x4 idea.
^//Danger hooks both legs for the pin and the ref counts, one! Two! Th.. kick out by Casanova! Danger slaps the mat in frustration as he then gets to his feet and brings Casanova to his. He then gives him a kick to the mid section before hooking him between his legs. Danger tries to bring him up for a pile-driver but Casanova blocks it, back body dropping him instead! Danger lands hard but quickly gets to his feet. Casanova turns towards him as Danger charges at him but Casanova takes him down with drop toe hold! \\^
Genuine Miller: Casanova is trying to use his agility to fight off Danger.
Paco Perez: Yeah, he knows he is one more move away perhaps from losing this match so he has to try to slow down Danger
^//Casanova gets up and drops an elbow to the back of Danger’s head! Casanova then hooks his arm and applies a pain killer! The ref asks Danger if he gives up but Danger shakes his head “no!” and then tries to reach for the ropes which aren’t far… Casanova tries to hold on but it’s too late as Danger grabs the bottom one. The ref tells Casanova to break the hold and reluctantly he does. He then grabs Danger and brings him to his feet. Casanova then whips him towards the ropes, reversal by Danger. Casanova bounces off and Danger goes for a clothesline, he misses though Casanova ducks. Both men turn towards each other and Casanova nails him with a hard kick to the side of the head! \\^
Genuine Miller: Casanova connects with his vicious trademark kick! The momentum has shifted Paco!
Paco Perez: Yeah, Casanova nearly knocked out Danger!
^//Surprisingly though, Danger only falls down to his knees… Casanova smiles as he goes to the corner and climbs it… He stands at the very top waiting for Danger to get up.. Danger is in la-la land and can barely move as he holds his head in pain… He eventually does and Casanova jumps off and connects with a flying clothesline! Danger is flipped inside out and Casanova quickly flips him over again and makes the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out by Danger! Casanova gets up and he tells the crowd that is over… \\^
Genuine Miller: Here we go Paco, Casanova is going to pick up his third win in a row and earn himself a shot at the IC title!
Paco Perez: It looks like it, but Danger might still have some life left!
^//Casanova picks up Danger but he can barely stand… Casanova struggles to bring his limp body up but eventually manages to, but as he does, Danger gets him with an inside cradle! The ref counts! One! Two! Th.. kick out!! Casanova gets up right away and begins to stomp on Danger! Casanova then brings him to his feet and goes to hook him but before he can attempt anything Danger grabs him by his head and drops him with a jaw-breaker! Both men go down and the ref checks on both of them before beginning the ten count. \\^
Genuine Miller: Casanova tried twice to go for his finisher but you called it Paco, Danger had some life left!
Paco Perez: Yeah, he was playing possum at first, then manages to get in that jaw breaker to slow down Casanova.
^//The ref reaches four on the count and Casanova rolls over and pushes himself up. He then stumbles over to Danger who is getting to his feet. Casanova hooks him for a suplex but Danger nails him with a couple of right hands to the mid section. He then pushes Casanova to the corner… Danger then grabs him and whips him hard to the opposite side! Casanova hits hard, bouncing off onto the mat! Danger walks over and picks him up. He then hooks him under his arm before climbing onto the second turnbuckle. Danger then jumps off, and goes for a DDT but Casanova hangs on to the ropes and Danger lands hard on the back of his head! \\^
Genuine Miller: Danger went for the Danger DDT but Casanova had it well scouted and blocked it!
Paco Perez: Yeah, good instincts there in the part of Casanova.
^//Casanova quickly pins Danger, and as the ref goes for the count, Casanova puts his feet up on the ropes for leverage! One! Two! And the ref stops as he sees Casanova.. Casanova curses as he gets up and brings Danger to his feet… He then places him on the top turnbuckle before climbing onto the second one and hooking Danger for a super-plex! No! Danger fights him off with rights and lefts to the mid section.. Casanova stumbles down and then backwards… Danger stands up and then jumps off, going for a double axe handle smash but Casanova catches him with a bear hug and then gives him a head butt. Danger stumbles backwards as Casanova lets him go but then Casanova grabs him, hooks him and drops him with a modified neck-breaker! Casanova makes the pin and the ref counts, one! Two! Three! \\^
Joey Styles: Here is your winner, via: Destiny Calling… and the #1 contender to the Intercontinental Title… CASANOVA!!!
^//The ref raises his arm in victory as the crowd gives a mix reaction… \\^
Genuine Miller: Casanova continues his undefeated streak here in the ICWF. It wasn’t easy, but he pulled it off Paco.
Paco Perez: Yeah, Danger gave him all he had, and almost won it too…
Genuine Miller: Yup, so now Casanova will challenge next month the winner of the Intercontinental Title Match. Do you think Draco or Pitbull have a shot against Trent Steel?
Paco Perez: No way man. Steel is the man right now, and as the year comes to an end, he will retain the gold.
Genuine Miller: Paco, always behind his drinking buddies. Folks, I’m being told that we have to go backstage.
^//Scene switches to backstage, where we are inside Kevin Heat's locker room. Kevin is lacing up his shoes and Rayne is towering over him, an angry look on her face.\\^
Rayne: Just admit it, Kevin! You weren't planning on getting me a gift! I knew I shouldn't have trusted you! Hell, I shouldn't have let you go off on your own!
Kevin: Now, Rayne -
Rayne: NO! Don't you 'Now, Rayne' me! I know you only think about yourself and how you look for the fans! Why should that include what you think of me? Ugh, I should have never thought you'd actually care about anyone but yourself!
Paco Perez: Wow, she's a firecracker! I wonder if what Jack Sullivan says about her in bed is true…
Genuine Miller: It's not like you'd have a chance with ANYTHING except your own hand, Paco.
Kevin: But Rayne…
Rayne: BUT WHAT?
^//Rayne goes nose-to-nose with Kevin, seething with anger and her eyes glaring straight into Kevin's. Kevin smiles a weak smile and speaks.\\^
Kevin: Rayne… I did get you a
Christmas gift.
^//Rayne immediately goes from anger to surprise. She clasps a hand over her mouth, thinking over the words she just said. Kevin shrugs and moves over to his bag, where he grabs a small gift-wrapped box with a red bow. A small tag on the top reads: "To Rayne Williams". Rayne's facial expression softens as she grabs the present from Kevin quickly.\\^
Rayne: Oh, Kevin, you shouldn't have!
Paco Perez: Yeah, he really shouldn't have!
Genuine Miller: Of course, he should have!
Kevin:(muttering) Now, I'm starting to think I REALLY shouldn't have.
Rayne: What?
Kevin: Nothing!
^//Rayne gives him a suspicious look, but lets it go as she begins to unwrap the present. Her face lights up with ever rip of paper. She gets to the box, opens it up, and finds… a teddy bear with a "For Rayne" T-shirt sewed on it. She picks the bear up out of the box and hugs it lovingly.\\^
Rayne: Aww… it's nice. Thank you,
Kevin.
Genuine Miller: Aww, that's cute!
Paco Perez: I'm not sure about you, Faygo, but I'm going asleep until I see some sort of action…
Kevin: Hold on, press the bear's right hand.
^//Rayne releases the bear, looks down at the bear's right hand and finds a little "Press Me" in red writing on the bears hand. She presses it promptly and, to her surprise, the bear begins to sing (well, play) "It's Raining Men" by Geri Halliwell. Rayne giggles a little, listening to the bear. Kevin bashfully turns his head
away, smiling also.\\^
Kevin: Hey, I had a tough choice between "A Day Without Rain", "Purple Rain", and -
Rayne: What's this?
^//Rayne points to this tab at the bottom of the box reading "Pull me". Not even waiting for Kevin to answer, she pulls the tab up and the bottom lining of the box pulls up with it. Suddenly, Rayne's face lights up like she had seen nothing like it in her wildest dreams. Kevin peers down the box at what it is,
obviously not knowing that it was there. As Rayne reaches inside to carefully pull it out, his jaw drops in surprise. Rayne is holding up…\\^
Rayne: …A diamond necklace with a
cross on the end? A DIAMOND NECKLACE? Kevin where did you get… How did
you find… Wow! I mean, WOW! Thank you, Kevin! THANK YOU!
^//Rayne embraces him tightly and Kevin, bewildered, embraces back. He looks suspiciously at the diamond necklace in her hand, watching it sparkle brightly on it's thin silver chain with the diamond in the center of the cross. As they release from their embrace, Rayne looks at it in great surprise and wonder. She looks back into the box again and pulls out a small note.\\^
Rayne: "Something You Didn't Expect. Love From Your Most Grateful Client, Kevin." Aww, I never would have imagined.
Kevin: Neither would I… but I guess you
deserve it.
Rayne: Thank you, Kevin. Now, I'm going to go put it on. …A Diamond Necklace… Who would have thought?
^//Rayne moves to the back of the room, going into the bathroom and putting down the bear and the note on her way there. Kevin, who OBVIOUSLY had no idea where the necklace had come from, moves over to the bear he gave her. He sighs and puts it back on the floor haphazardly. He grabs for the note but, to his surprise, it doesn't read what Rayne had just said. In fact, as he reads it, he finds
out that he didn't give the necklace to her after all.\\^
Kevin: "Dear Kevin, I know you're probably wondering how exactly Rayne got the necklace you picked out from the 'Perfect Gifts' store. I know, I said that you would be forever scarred if you didn't find a way to spread cheer through the mall, but I guess I'm an old softie at heart and I gave Santa the 'go' for the Nice list for you. Also, I still got the necklace for Rayne you
picked out. Why did I do all this? Hey, it's the Christmas season, what can I say? Also, the way you admired that chorus at the mall when no one else would led me to believe that there is something in you worth saving. Now, don't think that this is the last time you'll be seeing me. I think there's a few things you could do to pay me back. Who knows, I may even give you a little 'umph' in your match against Angel. Oh well,
have a Merry Christmas and I'll be seeing you later, eh? Winky, the Elf."
^//Kevin sits there for a moment, reminiscing in the note's contents. He chuckles a bit, then puts the note down.\\^
Kevin: Angel better watch out, and better not cry, cause I'm ready for a match, and Angel's gonna fry.
^//As Kevin gets up from the floor, the scene switches back to ringside.\\^
Genuine Miller: Well, that was a nice alternative to the usual carnage we see here in the ICWF. Don't you think, Paco? … Paco? … PACO, wake UP!
Paco Perez: [groggy] Huh? … Did Rayne take her clothes off yet?
Genuine Miller: No.. Forget it, go back to sleep. Fans, let’s go back to Joey for the next match up… Kevin Heat takes on Angel in a very unique match up!
Paco Perez: Ah yes! The sanitarium match up! Excellent!
Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen it’s time for the next match up! The following is a “Sanitarium” Match! The following will be taking place inside a Sanitarium. This match is under street fight rules and the only way to win is to lock your opponent inside one of the padded cells after placing him in a straight jacket! Now, let us meet the participants
^//The crowd cheers loudly. The Insane-A-Tron then comes on to reveal the “No-Way-Sane” Sanitarium located in Calgary, Alberta Canada… The camera switches to the inside of it and we find ourselves in the cafeteria of the facility. The camera pans from right to left slowly to reveal a few people having their meals while others play with them, and others talk to them… A double wide door opens as “Fireproof” By Pillar begins to play. \\^
Joey Styles: Introducing first, from Baltimore, Maryland…. Kevin Heat!!!
^//Kevin Heat steps out wearing his regular wrestling gear… He throws his arms up expecting some sort of ovation but no one in the cafeteria pays him any attention. “Perfect Insanity” By Disturbed plays inside the arena as from across the cafeteria, another set of doors open and there stands Angel. \\^
Joey Styles: His opponent, from Seattle, Washington…. Angel
^//Both men walk towards the middle of the cafeteria where a referee is standing. He gives both men the rules as they never take their eyes of each other. \\^
Genuine Miller: I do believe Paco, that this is the very first ever “Sanitarium” Match the ICWF has had.
Paco Perez: Yeah it is, and even though I don’t like Angel, I got to say I’m looking forward to it. It should be crazy as hell, no pun intended.
^//The ref inside the sanitarium calls for the bell and it rings… He steps out of the way as both wrestlers begin to circle each other… They lock up and Heat quickly applies a headlock and begins to pound Angel with fists to the head. Angel quickly wraps his arms around Heat’s waist, lifts him and takes him down amateur wrestling style. Angel now applies a headlock but Heat gets out of it and turns it into a hammer lock! Angel swings back, nailing Heat in the face with his elbow! Heat stumbles onto a table as Angel gets to his feet. \\^
Paco Perez: What the hell are these two morons doing? This is a street fight rules match, stop f’n wrestling!!
Genuine Miller: Relax Paco! I’m sure they’ll get to it!
^//Heat gets to his feet as Angel walks over and nails him with a kick to the mid section.. Heat doubles over and Angel grabs him by his head and slams it against a table where two patients are eating. This seems to upset them as they start to throw their food at Angel! Two assistants quickly come over with their knight sticks and begin to beat the crap out of them.. Angel nails one of the assistants with a right hand and takes his knight stick.. He then swings it at Heat, nailing him in the mid section! \\^
Paco Perez: Now that’s what I’m talking about! Beat him like a piñata ese!
Genuine Miller: It didn’t take long did it?
^//Heat doubles over and Angel nails him again with the stick dropping him to the floor. Angel tosses the stick to the side and then grabs one of the plastic chairs and slams it across Heat’s back! Angel then brings him to his feet, and applies a headlock as he walks towards the exit of the cafeteria… Heat puts on the breaks though and begins to nail him in the mid section with right hands. Angel quickly stops him though with an elbow to the head. Angel then hooks him for a suplex, he gets him up and drops him hard on the concrete floor! \\^
Genuine Miller: Angel looks like he wanted to leave and get it over with already but Heat is putting up a fight.
Paco Perez: Yeah, he seems like he wants to stick around and have dinner.
^//Angel gets up and stomps on Heat a few times before walking over to his feet and dragging him towards the door.. Heat grabs onto a chair stopping Angel once again… Angel curses as he goes and gives Heat a kick to the chest.. He then grabs him by his head and picks him up but gets a thumb to the eye for his troubles… he stumbles backwards and Heat quickly picks him up and body slams him hard on the floor! Heat brings him back up and takes him towards the food line.. He then picks up Angel for a fall-away slam, he turns his back to the food bar and delivers it, sending Angel crashing through them! \\^
Genuine Miller: Oh man! Now we know why Heat didn’t want to leave!
Paco Perez: Yeah, he wanted to make sure Angel had a taste of everything, Hahaha!
^//The cooks and attendants curse at Heat and Angel but they pay them no mind… Heat jumps over the bar and then picks up Angel.. He then hooks him for a suplex and suplexes him back into the cafeteria. Heat hops over the bar again and this time he drags Angel towards the exit doors… they go through them and Heat looks around.. He finds a sign that has an arrow pointing towards him that reads “cafeteria” then a few others pointing the other way, reading “Elevators, lobby and gift shop.” \\^
Genuine Miller: They have a gift shop in the Sanitarium? What the hell for?
Paco Perez: HEY! Crazy people need gifts too!
^//Heat reaches the gift shop and sees that across from it are the elevators… He pushes the “up” button as he picks up Angel, but as he does, Angel gives him a low blow! Heat doubles over as Angel gets up and hooks him between his legs.. He then lifts him up for a power-bomb, turns around though and runs towards the gift shop, putting Heat through the window!! Shattered glass flies all over the place as the attendant in the gift shop runs away… Angel walks over and grabs a flower base.. he then breaks it over Heat’s head! \\^
Genuine Miller: Oh my!! What a power-bomb by Angel!!
Paco Perez: I don’t know if you can even call it a power-bomb as he just slammed Heat against the glass but whatever.. It was hella cool!
Angel trademark^//Angel hears the elevators door opening and he picks up Heat who is now a bloody mess. He takes him out of the store and then grabs him by his head and tights and throws him inside the elevator! Heat slams himself hard against the elevator walls then falls down to the floor of it. Angel steps inside and presses the third floor button. The doors close and the camera switches to the third floor… The doors open up and there we see Angel applying an ankle lock on Heat!\\^
Genuine Miller: Well Angel cannot win via submission but this is a good way to wear down Heat.
Paco Perez: Angel has to be a mental case… I mean he already has Heat a bloody mess! The hell he needs to wear him down for!?!
Heat trademark^//Angel breaks the hold as Heat is not moving a muscle.. He grabs him by his arms and drags him out of the elevator… Angel looks at the signs on the walls. An arrow points to the right and two to the left. The one to the right points to “doctor offices” the ones to the left point towards “patient rooms and help desk.” Angel drags Heat to the left and they reach the help desk… The whole area has been evacuated and this makes it easy for Angel to go around the desk and look for the keys to the rooms. \\^
Genuine Miller: Looks like this one will be over soon Paco…
Paco Perez: Damn nah son… It can’t be over yet! We’re having too much fun!
^//Angel finds the keys and he comes around to find out that Heat is gone. He looks around and curses as he begins to hunt for him.. He sees a door to an office slightly open and walks over.. Carefully he pushes the door open and looks inside.. He finds nothing… He turns around and is met with a wooden clipboard to the head! The clipboard snaps in too as it crashes against Angel’s skull! He drops to one knee and Heat brings him back up and lifts him onto his shoulders.. He then runs towards a coffee table in the middle of the reception area and slams Angel through it!\\^
Genuine Miller: Heat came out of nowhere and now has taken control of the match.
Paco Perez: Yeah, Angel took long enough for him to hide and catch him by surprise.
Heat trademark^//Heat grabs a metal tray with all kinds of medicines on it and after tossing the pills to the side places it under Angel’s head as he tries to get up. Heat then walks over to the desk and hops onto it.. As Angel gets to his feet, Heat jumps off catching Angel on the way down, delivering a bulldog!! A disturbing thud is heard as Angel’s face crashes against the metal tray! Heat looks around and grabs the keys Angel found… He then walks over to the hall where all the rooms are, and begins to open them… \\^
Genuine Miller: The momentum of the match has switched over to Heat and with all the rooms opened, is just a matter of minutes before this one is over Paco.
Paco Perez: Yeah, I’ll tell you one thing. If Angel does get locked up in one of these rooms, it won’t be a big deal. He’s been in these kind of facilities so many times that they are his second home, if not his first.
^//Heat then comes back to where Angel is trying to push himself to his feet, you see blood dripping from his forehead onto the tray. Heat walks over and gives him a swift kick to the mid section! Angel doubles over and Heat grabs him and brings him to his feet. Heat then gives him a kick to the mid section before swinging around him and dropping him with a DDT!! Heat gets up and drags Angel towards the hall where all the rooms are… Instead of throwing him in one of them though, Heat looks inside the custodian’s closet and takes out a ladder! \\^
Genuine Miller: What is Kevin Heat doing!?! He has Angel down, why doesn’t he just throw him in there and lock him up!?!
Paco Perez: Nah son! He’s not going out like that, Heat wants to send a message to Angel and the Corps! Do it Heat!
^//Kevin Heat sets up the ladder in front of Angel and then begins to climb it with his back to him.. When he reaches the second to last rung, he jumps off, going for a moon-sault but misses as Angel rolls out of the way! A disturbing thud is heard as Heat’s body crashes against the cold hard floor! “OOOOH!” is heard inside the arena as the fans felt that one… Angel stumbles to his feet and hops onto the second rung of the ladder, he then turns his back to it, and as Heat gets to his feet, Angel launches at him, spearing him down to the floor! \\^
Genuine Miller: Heat missed with his finisher and Angel is making him pay for it!
Paco Perez: Yeah, that was a hell of a spear! Do it again Angel!
^//Angel stumbles to his feet and then grabs Heat.. He picks him up and then throws him over his shoulders… He then walks over to the ladder and begins to climb it! It rocks slightly back and forth with every step that Angel takes.. As they get closer to the top, Angel appears to try to deliver a DVD but Heat fights him off and manages to wrap his feet around the top rung of the ladder.. Angel keeps tugging away and this causes the ladder to tip over and both men crash hard against the floor!\\^
Genuine Miller: Well Angel wanted to go for his finisher but Heat was fully aware and did everything he could to fight it off!
Paco Perez: Yeah, now both men down and almost out! That’s what they get for being greedy… Both had a chance to finish this match but NOOOO! They wanted to inflict more pain. Now, the match continues… I don’t mind that by the way.
^//Both wrestlers are slowly moving and trying to make it to their feet, the ref, who had been hiding for the most part watches closely now.. Angel stumbles to his feet first followed by Heat…Angel quickly swings with a wild right hand, one Heat ducks and then he nails Angel with a knee to the mid section.. Angel doubles over and Heat hooks him between his legs, lifting him up for a power-bomb! As he lifts him though, Angel manages to break free, landing on his feet in front of Heat.. Angel quickly lifts the surprised Heat onto his shoulders! Angel then turns towards the ladder and drops Heat with a DVD onto it! Angel holds his elbow in pain as he stumbles to his feet.. He then grabs Heat who is out like a light and drags him inside one of the padded rooms… There he sees the straight jacket and proceeds to place Heat on it.. Heat tries to fight him off, but he is still feeling the effects of the DVD.. Angel straps the last belt and then exits the room, closing the door behind him! The ref calls for the bell and it rings inside the arena.\\^
Joey Styles: Here is your winner…. ANGEL!!!
^//The ref raises his arm in victory as the crowd inside the Air Canada Centre give him a mix reaction. \\^
Genuine Miller: What a great match up that was Paco!!
Paco Perez: It sure was! Like I said at the beginning of the match, I’m not a big fan of either men, but I knew they would put on a good fight…
Genuine Miller: You have to wonder what the future holds now for Angel after this big win…
Paco Perez: Well, probably jail…
Genuine Miller: Jail? What are you talking about?
Paco Perez: Have you forgotten already that he set his mother on fire!?! Have you forgotten that he blew up that mill, or whatever it was… Angel is going away for good..
Genuine Miller: Wait, that was all real?! I thought it was an act…
Paco Perez: Oh C’mon Miller, you are not that naïve… Let’s just go to the back for another exciting segment!
Genuine Miller: (whispering) he set his real mother on fire…. Oh my…
^//The scene fades to black then it starts back up, a bit blurry. The camera-work looks of the technique of an amateur camera-man. Everything seems to start taking its place. A echo-ish sound of footsteps can be heard, weird breathing sounds as if the gist of a sound-wave is cut out and thrown around the voice. As if a finger-nail is scratching against a piece of sand-paper. The sound so overwhelming, and bone-curling, so precious and divine, yet so quick, as it stops suddenly. Suddenly, there is a knock and the fans begin to pop with cheers and jeers as Lucius Pendragon is there! Hessy directly behind him, standing on the wall opposite of the one where the door is.^//
Lucius: "Hellloooo? Reggie? Yeah, it's me Lucius, I'm here to bash your skull in, may I come in? Reggie? Are you sleeping or on the toilet? Reeeeggggieeeee?!"
^//As if it never phases him, Lucius lifts up a sledge-hammer as the fans pop to the weapon. He looks at Hessy who is revealing a half-smile, half-nerve-smile. Lucius moves back a step, swing, moves up a step and slams the sledge-hammer into the white painted door, causing a massive gaping hole in the center of it. Lucius crouches down and looks inside the room.^//
Lucius: "You are not giving me much choice here, Mr. Savage. I'm not one to go and bash an expensive door at some facility that I've never been to, but, you have decided to ignore me or all in all NOT be in your room when I first arrive OR just didn't take my promise seriously. I told you I'd hunt you down and gut you, slam you, smash you and bash you until there was nothing left in you, do you think I was just making myself sound distorted and evil?"
^//Lucius reaches his hand inside the door and unlocks it by the handle. He kicks open the door and looks around. He looks at Hessy and tells him to enter. He entered first, and Lucius follows. Lucius looks around some of the bags and in the holes of the lockers since they are shut tight with a dead-bolt lock on it. Lucius looks at his sledge-hammer and lets loose again, sending Hessy jumping 25 feet in the air as Lucius bashes the locker inside out, bending and breaking the locker-door into several pieces. Lucius pulls out some attire, hair spray, sun-glasses and a single wife-beater, but that is it. Nothing of any good use and nothing that could of been stolen from Lucius.^//
Lucius: "That's fine, Reg. You just stay cub up in some Hussein hole because the war has just begun, my friend. I'll see you in the ring in a just a little bit. Hell, maybe I'll even pry my belonging(s) from your dead cold hands that very moment. All in due time, though, and with my new buddy, Hessy, at my side. See ya' soon Homey G Thang."
Genuine Miller: Pendragon is all business tonight Paco!
Paco Perez: He sure is, he’s ready to take on Reggie… He better be careful what he asks for though, because he might just get it. TPA is not one you want to f’k with!
Genuine Miller: That match will take place later on today.. Right now though, it’s time for a match that has been brewing for quite some time…
Paco Perez: Yeah, even before these two guys came to the ICWF they were going at it.
Genuine Miller: They sure, of course we are talking about Silver Cyanide and Jack Sullivan. Silver Cyanide recently came out of retirement just to prove a point to Jack Sullivan who in the eyes of many people, including me, think he is one cocky wrestler.
Paco Perez: Look Miller. Please keep to yourself what you and your gay friends think about the wrestlers OK? I simply don’t want to hear it!
Genuine Miller: What? I’m talking about Sullivan’s larger than life’s ego!
Paco Perez: Oh, so that’s what you’re calling it now?
Genuine Miller: You are impossible! Fans, you know what I’m talking about.. So Cyanide hopes to shrink Sullivan’s ego the old fashion way, a good butt whoopin’
Paco Perez: butt whoopin’? YOU JUST DON’T STOP DO YOU!?!
Genuine Miller: SHUT UP! Lets just go to Joey.. Why can’t I get a better partner?
Paco Perez: Oh, I’m telling Mr. Smith you said that!
Joey Styles: Fans it’s time for the next bout of the night. The following is a “I Respect You” Match!! The rules for this match are simple, there are no rules! In order for you to win, you must make your opponent say the words “I Respect You.” Now, lets meet the participants.
^// The lights in the arena suddenly cut to complete blackness for several seconds before the opening tones of "Antichrist Superstar" by Marilyn Manson begin to play and the crowd goes insane. Within seconds, the silence is broken by the sudden explosion of blue and violet pyro on the stage as blue light fills the arena. The man himself, Cyanide, appears from behind the curtain beneath the 'Tron and holds out his arms to the fans, absorbing the cheers from all around him.\\^
Joey Styles: Introducing first, from Boston, Massachusetts… Silver Cyanide!!!
^// He then smirks and sprints down to the ring and slides inside, lunging up a turnbuckle and playing to the crowd as his music continues on. The lights go out in the arena, cutting his music off. Slowly, red spotlights line down the ramp, and a large explosion of pyro takes place on the entrance ramp. Slowly, Jack Sullivan walks to the ring, the spotlights following him down as "The Red" by Chevelle plays. \\^
Joey Styles: His opponent, making his way to the ring from Milwaukee, Wisconsin…. He is the North American Champion… “The Ejaculation Sack Jullivan what the? Who switched my cards! I mean… “The Evolution Jack Sullivan!!!
^//He gets inside the ring and hands his title to the ref.\\^
Genuine Miller: This is a non-title bout, but everyone who knows what he has done in the past knows that he is worthy of that title and more.
Paco Perez: Yeah, but the key words are “has done in the past.” Here in the ICWF, he hasn’t done squat, so he’s not worthy of the North American title.
^//The ref gives the instructions to both men but Sullivan doesn’t want to hear it as he pushes the ref out of the way and then nails Cyanide with a hard right hand! Cyanide returns it though and both men begin to exchange lefts and rights! The crowd is cheering loudly, really into this match up even though it just started. Cyanide gets the upper hand with a knee to the mid section. Sullivan doubles over and Cyanide pummels him with a flurry of forearm shots to the back. Sullivan drops to one knee but Cyanide brings him back up and nails him with knife edge chops to the chest! \\^
Genuine Miller: It’s an all brawl so far Paco!
Paco Perez: Well, it’s more like a fight right now… But I’m sure it’ll be a brawl soon.
^//Cyanide backs Sullivan to the ropes and whips him to the other side... Sullivan bounces off and Cyanide sends him flying with a back body drop! Sullivan lands hard and gets up holding his back in pain.. Cyanide charges at him and takes him down with a clothesline! Sullivan pops back up and Cyanide takes him down again with the same move! Sullivan stays down this time but Cyanide brings him back up and whips him to the ropes again, this time Sullivan hangs on to them and then slides to the outside, bringing boos from the crowd. \\^
Genuine Miller: Looks like Sullivan needs a break.
Paco Perez: Yeah, Cyanide is on fire and Sullivan is getting burned baby!!
^//Cyanide slides to the outside as Sullivan takes a breather and comes up from behind him, turning him around and nailing him with a hard right hand! Sullivan stumbles backwards but Cyanide quickly grabs him and whips him towards the guard rail, no, Sullivan reverses it, pulling Cyanide in, lifting him and dropping him chest first onto the guard rail! Cyanide rolls around on the floor holding his chest as the crowd boos loudly… Sullivan ignores them as he begins a stomp-a-thon all over Cyanide. \\^
Genuine Miller: Sullivan finally getting some offense in this match up.
Paco Perez: Yeah, he was able to persuade him to the outside and now he’s making Cyanide paid for what he did earlier.
^//Sullivan brings Cyanide to his feet and then whips him towards the guard rail, Cyanide hits hard and Sullivan walks over as Cyanide drops to the floor.. Sullivan nails him with a few kicks to the chest before bringing him back up, grabbing him by his head and slamming it against the guard rail time and time again! Cyanide is lost in thought and Sullivan lifts him onto his shoulder this time and rams him against the ring post! Sullivan looks over at the ref who has a mic on his hand and tells him to ask Cyanide… The ref does but Cyanide shouts “NO!” This upsets Sullivan as he begins stomping on Cyanide again. \\^
Genuine Miller: It’s too early for Sullivan to be asking for Cyanide’s respect!
Paco Perez: Nah, it’s never too early.. Specially if Cyanide has realized how wrong he is about Sullivan.
^//Sullivan looks under the ring and takes out a Singapore cane… He stands over Cyanide’s body and begins to beat him with it! After about ten shots Sullivan tells the ref to ask him again, Cyanide says no again as he curls up in pain.. Sullivan flips him over and then gets on top of him, beginning to choke Cyanide with the Singapore cane! The ref gives Sullivan the five count but there are no rules so it really doesn’t matter. Cyanide is kicking like crazy and some how manages to push Sullivan off of him. \\^
Genuine Miller: Sullivan is going psycho on Cyanide!
Paco Perez: Yeah, I’m telling you, Cyanide underestimated Sullivan and now, now it’s all over for him.
^//Sullivan gets to his feet and as Cyanide is trying to get up, Sullivan nails him with a kick to the head. Sullivan then grabs him by his hair and pulls him up. Sullivan then whips him towards the steel steps but Cyanide somehow reverses it, pulling Sullivan in, lifting him onto his shoulders and dropping him with a Samoan drop onto the steel ramp! The crowd cheers as Cyanide is able to slow down the maniacal Sullivan. Cyanide tries to get to his feet as Sullivan holds his back in pain… Cyanide grabs the Singapore cane as he gets to his feet and then points at Sullivan as he raises the cane.. The crowd cheers loudly. \\^
Genuine Miller: They sure love Cyanide here in Canada, and it appears as though he is about to get some payback!
Paco Perez: Boo him and cheer Sullivan! He’s so much better than that colored freak!
^//Cyanide waits for Sullivan who is getting to his feet. When he does, Cyanide gives him a kick to the gut followed by a hard shot to the head! Another! Another! One more! Sullivan drops down to the floor and Cyanide gets on top of him as if he was going for a camel clutch, but instead, he puts the cane across Sullivan’s neck and begins to pull back, choking him! The ref gives him the five count, but again, it doesn’t matter… Sullivan tries to break free but to no avail… Cyanide feels Sullivan has had enough and breaks the choke hold… \\^
Genuine Miller: Cyanide lets him go there Paco. Do you think he is showing mercy?
Paco Perez: Nah, as much as I hate to say it, I think he wants to make sure Sullivan is still conscious so he can continue to punish him.
^//Cyanide tosses the cane to the side as he then walks over to the time keeper’s table and pushes him out of the way. He grabs his chair and then comes back around to where Sullivan is. Cyanide folds the chair close and then lays it on the floor before grabbing Sullivan and bringing him to his feet. Sullivan can barely stand as Cyanide now hooks him between his legs. He lifts him and pile-drives him right onto the chair! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd, Cyanide tells the ref to ask him but Sullivan is out!\\^
Genuine Miller: That was a devastating move by Cyanide but perhaps not a smart one as Sullivan can’t answer now.
Paco Perez: So that means Sullivan won right? If he can’t answer, than he can speak! Wooo! Go Sully!
^//Cyanide slaps Sullivan around trying to get him to wake up but to no avail… Cyanide looks around at the crowd and then takes a fat kid’s large soda drink. Cyanide removes the lid and then splashes the cold drink on Sullivan’s face, waking him up… Sullivan tries to get up as the ref asks him if he respects Cyanide.. Sullivan shakes his head and can’t bring himself to answer has he holds his head in pain.. Cyanide grows frustrated and picks up Sullivan and nails him with a right hand.. Sullivan stumbles onto the guard rail and uses it to keep himself up. \\^
Genuine Miller: I don’t think Sullivan has any clue as to where he is!
Paco Perez: Damn, he probably has a concussion!
^//Cyanide walks over but Sullivan surprises him with a kick to the mid section.. Cyanide stumbles backwards and Sullivan goes for a clothesline. Cyanide ducks it though and then turns Sullivan around, only to give him a kick to the mid section. Sullivan doubles over and Cyanide hooks him between his legs, Sullivan drops to one knee though and nails Cyanide with a low blow! Cyanide doubles over as Sullivan stands up and then grabs Cyanide by his neck with his right hand and then with both hands! Sullivan lifts him up high in the air and then brings him down hard across his knee! \\^
Genuine Miller: Sullivan bounces back big here! Delivering his trademark Choke lift into a back-breaker!
Paco Perez: Damn! Now that’s a devastating move! I think he snapped Cyanide in two!
^//Cyanide rolls around on the floor holding his lower back in pain.. Sullivan is taking a breather but manages to tell the ref to ask Cyanide if he respects him… The ref does as told, but Cyanide manages to answer no in between the pain he is feeling. Sullivan pushes the ref out of the way and then kneels down behind Cyanide. Sullivan then makes sure his knees are behind Cyanide’s lower back before he hooks his head with one hand and his legs with the other. Sullivan then begins to pull as hard as he can, applying a very painful bow and arrow submission!\\^
Genuine Miller: Here we go Paco! Jack Sullivan could win this match up here!
Paco Perez: That’s a great combination of moves by Sullivan. If Cyanide doesn’t give up here, I don’t know, I might change my mind about him.
^//The ref right away asks Cyanide if he gives up but Cyanide shouts no! Sullivan pulls as hard as he possibly can, Cyanide screams in pain but still will not say he respects Sullivan! Sullivan yells at the ref to ask him again but the ref tells him he won’t do it! Sullivan lets go of Cyanide frustrated and gets to his feet, stomping a few times on Cyanide’s lower back. Sullivan then brings him to his feet and tosses him inside the ring. Sullivan goes in himself and then picks up Cyanide before whipping him towards the corner. \\^
Genuine Miller: Sullivan couldn’t get Cyanide to say the words he’s been longing for.
Paco Perez: He’s getting close though. If he can manage to apply a more painful move, he’ll get him to do it.
^//Cyanide hits hard and nearly falls down to the mat.. Sullivan charges at him, but before he can attempt any sort of move Cyanide puts his boots up, nailing Sullivan right on the chest! Sullivan stumbles backwards but doesn’t go down. He charges at Cyanide again, going for a splash this time but Cyanide moves out of the way and Sullivan hits nothing but turnbuckle! Cyanide quickly pulls back on the head of Sullivan and hooks it under his arm! He then climbs onto the second turnbuckle before jumping off, spinning around and delivering a picture perfect reversed tornado DDT! \\^
Genuine Miller: Cyanide bounces back big time!! That was his trademark Paco!
Paco Perez: I know! I know! I don’t know about bouncing back though, he managed to slow down Sullivan, that’s for sure.
^//Sullivan is down but so is Cyanide, the ref looks on as the crowd cheers Cyanide on… He grabs the ropes and uses them to pull himself up.. He then stumbles over to Sullivan, grabs him by his hair and brings him to his feet. Cyanide then turns him around, pulls back on his head and hooks him under his arm again. This time though, he applies a dragon sleeper! Sullivan waves his arms like crazy, trying to get out of the hold. Cyanide tells the ref to ask him, and he does but Sullivan yells out “no!”\\^
Genuine Miller: A submission move by Cyanide but he better be careful, as he doesn’t want Sullivan to pass out.
Paco Perez: That’s the only thing Cyanide will get out of this, because Sullivan is not saying those words!
^//Sullivan starts to fade as Cyanide tells the ref to ask him again. The ref does but Sullivan gives him a soft “no…” as he obviously is passing out. Cyanide realizes this and breaks the hold, tossing Sullivan to the side. Cyanide then gets on top of Sullivan and begins to nail him with rights and lefts, trying to wake him up! Cyanide then gets up and brings Sullivan to his feet. He whips him towards the ropes, Sullivan bounces off and Cyanide goes for a back body drop! No! Sullivan stops dead on his tracks and nails Cyanide with a swift kick to the chest! \\^
Genuine Miller: What a kick! I think Sullivan was playing possum Paco! He was pretending to pass out so Cyanide would break the hold!
Paco Perez: Genius, pure genius.
^//Cyanide stumbles backwards from the kick and Sullivan charges at him, taking him down with a clothesline! Sullivan begins trash talking Cyanide and this brings boos from the crowd… Sullivan brings Cyanide back to his feet and then turns him around. He pulls back on his head, hooks him and then drops him with a reversed twist of fate! Sullivan gets to his feet and then goes to the corner, he climbs onto the second turnbuckle and tells the crowd is all over… The crowd gets on his case, booing him loudly. \\^
Genuine Miller: There is that ego of Sullivan getting out again. Maybe if he was half as cocky as he is, he would have a better win loss record.
Paco Perez: Oh is that right? Don’t worry Miller, I’ll make sure I pass that advice along to him. I’m sure he’ll come to thank you, personally.
^//Sullivan hops down and then walks over to Cyanide and brings him to his feet, as he does though, Cyanide gives him a rake to the eyes! Sullivan stumbles backwards and Cyanide nails him with a drop kick, sending him onto the ropes. Cyanide then walks over to Sullivan, grabs him and whips him to the opposite side. Sullivan reverses it though and Cyanide bounces off. Sullivan catches him on the rebound, lifting him onto his shoulders, then swinging him around and dropping him with a flap jack! \\^
Paco Perez: There it is! There it is! It’s all over Miller, Cyanide can’t wait to say he respects Sullivan now!
Genuine Miller: Well that’s a knock out move. So if Cyanide is indeed knocked out, he won’t say those words!
^//Sullivan gets up and throws his arms up in the air as he asks the ref to ask Cyanide… The ref kneels down in front of Cyanide who is face down and asks him.. Cyanide speaks painfully softly.. “I… I…res… I will never… never respect you!” This brings cheers from the crowd and makes Sullivan loose it as he throws the ref out of the way and then flips Cyanide over and begins to pound him with rights and lefts! He then grabs Cyanide by his head and begins to slam it time and time again against the mat. \\^
Genuine Miller: Sullivan has lost it! He can’t get Cyanide to say those words!
Paco Perez: Damn it man! That’s it Sullivan, get hardcore all over his ass!
^//Sullivan gets to his feet and brings Cyanide to his. He then hooks him for a suplex and delivers it. Sullivan now goes to the corner and climbs it… He stands at the very top briefly and then jumps off, going for an elbow drop but misses as Cyanide rolls out of the way! Both men get to their feet, Sullivan holding his elbow in pain. Cyanide quickly grabs him by his head then runs towards the corner with him, jumps onto the second turnbuckle then swings around, dropping Sullivan with a tornado diamond cutter!\\^
Paco Perez: What the hell ese! Where does this guy keep finding his energy!
Genuine Miller: Maybe now you will stop doubting Cyanide’s ability. Maybe now you will stop, as you say, “hatin’!”
^//The crowd is going wild as Cyanide stumbles to his feet and goes back to the same corner. He hops onto the top turnbuckle and sits on it, waiting for Sullivan who is trying to get up. He eventually does, with his back to Cyanide and he quickly stand up and jumps, flipping over Sullivan and catching him on the way down with a stunner! Sullivan is down and out but Cyanide still tells the ref to ask him! The ref does but can’t get an answer out of Sullivan! Cyanide curses and then slides out of the ring… He then looks under it and after about half a minute, he takes out a roll of barb-wire! \\^
Genuine Miller: Oh my! What is Cyanide planning on doing here!?
Paco Perez: I have no idea, but I’ll tell you one thing, Sullivan better wake up and do it quickly!
^//Cyanide raises it and the crowd cheers loudly. He then gets inside the ring and beings to unroll the wire.. He then goes over to Sullivan and brings him to his feet, as he does though, Sullivan surprises him, grabbing him by his head and dropping him with a jaw-breaker! Cyanide stumbles backwards onto the corner and holds his jaw in pain… Sullivan gets to his feet as Cyanide sees him and charges at him.. Sullivan catches him though, lifts him and drops him with a flap jack! Sullivan then stumbles to his feet and sees the barbwire.. He grabs it and begins to wrap it around Cyanide’s legs separately! Sullivan then drags Cyanide to the corner and then he slides out to the outside of the ring. He then pulls Cyanide by his legs, so the ring post is in between them.. Sullivan then hooks Cyanide’s legs around the ring post and one of his legs. Sullivan then drops to the ground and brings his other leg on top of Cyanide’s, applying a grueling figure four!!! “OOOH!” is heard from the crowd as they look on in horror! Cyanide screams in pain as the figure four, plus the barbwire piercing his legs are too much to handle! Sullivan screams from the outside to the ref to ask him! The ref asks if Cyanide respects Sullivan?! Cyanide doesn’t answer as he is trying to fight the pain! The crowd starts a “Cyanide! Cyanide!” chant but to no avail as Cyanide shouts: “YES!!” The ref calls for the bell and it rings…\\^
Joey Styles: Here is your winner….. “THE EVOLUTION” JACK SULLIVAN!!!
Genuine Miller: Sullivan wins it Paco! He’s earned Cyanide’s respect!
Paco Perez: You damn right he has, and what a way to do it!
^//Sullivan doesn’t break the hold still as the ref tries to break it up himself.. You see blood dripping down Cyanide’s and Sullivan’s legs as the barbwire is doing a lot of damage! Cyanide is in serious pain and starts to pass out. \\^
Paco Perez: Sullivan isn’t done, he wants to make Cyanide pay!
Genuine Miller: There is no need for this, he’s already won the match!
^//The ref finally manages to break up the hold as EMTs and other officials arrive to help. \\^
Genuine Miller: Well thank goodness that’s over. These guys are going to be seriously scarred.
Paco Perez: Yeah, but in my hardcore world, I call them beauty marks. Yup.
Genuine Miller: Now that this match is over, I can help but wonder where these two will go after this.
Paco Perez: Well Sullivan has only one way to go, up! Cyanide, I don’t know.. He might not want to let this feud end just yet.
Genuine Miller: Maybe. Well folks, lets go backstage for a interlude segment.
Paco Perez: Oh, is that what we’re calling bathroom breaks now?
^//The camera switches to the outside of the Air Canada Center as the newcomer to the ICWF, Krimson, walks into the front doors. He passes a pretzel stand on his right and on his left is a Charlie's Steakery concession stand on his left. As he walks down the rotunda of the stadium a kid with a Coke in one hand and a sheet of poster board in his other bumps into him.\\^
Krimson:Hey kid watch where I'm goin`! Can't you see I'm walkin` here?
Kid:Well gee SORR...
^//As the kid looks up he notices that it's Krimson. The kids mouth shuts as Krimson gets on one knee to be about the size of the kid.\\^
Krimson:What's your name kid?
Kid:M-m-my name?
Krimson:No, the kid that’s next to you...
^//Krimson says sarcastically as the kid peers to his left and right. He looks back at Krimson and realizes the smirk on his face. The kid smiles at him but as to say you bastard.\\^
Kid:My name is Scott Young, and your the new guy in the fed, Krimson!
Krimson:Thanks for that useless piece of information Miller.
Scott: Huh? My names Scott not Miller.
Krimson: I was trying to say your acting like... never mind.
Scott: Why are you here I didn't know you had a match.
Krimson: Well I don't but I came here to see an old friend.
^//Scott's poster board slips out of his hand. Krimson grabs it. He sees the slogan: The Rage Is Burning and a picture of Lucius Pendragon. Krimson hands the poster to Scott.\\^
Krimson:A Lucius Pendragon sign?
Scott:Yeah, he's my favorite wrestler, got a problem?
Krimson: No, It's just odd to see a fan of a twisted and maniacal madman. I truthfully don't have a problem seeing as that is the friend I was talking about.
^//Scott becomes mesmerized in awe as he listens to Krimson tell him that Lucius is his friend.\\^
Scott:Can you bring this to Lucius and ask him so sign it for me?
^//Scott hands Krimson his poster. Krimson takes it from the kid.\\^
Krimson:I'll see what I can do.
^//Krimson smiles at the boy and rubs his head. Krimson stands up and continues walking where he was going when he was stopped by the young kid.\\^
Genuine Miller: Well that was nice. Looks like Krimson is one wholesome fellow.
Paco Perez: You want to know what’s sad?
Genuine Miller: what?
Paco Perez: The kid is a fan, I work here and I have no f’n idea who that guy is.
Genuine Miller: What a surprise. Paco, you never take the time to scout wrestlers. I think the only wrestler you knew of was Titan 3, and that’s because you knew him in the GCWA when you were managing Punisher.
Paco Perez: That’s not true! I knew uh… and I knew uh.. Oh and what about that guy.. uh… His brother, I knew him too uh.. what’s his name…
Genuine Miller: Nice try Paco… well fans the show continues with our next match up. This one should be a great one as well. The Lost Soul takes on Josh Allen in a very unique match up!
Paco Perez: Hell yeah, I’m loving it. But you know what Miller-o? We still don’t know what the beef between these two is.
Genuine Miller: Yeah, neither have come forth and explained their actions. Even when viewing their promos for this match up, neither dropped a hint.
Paco Perez: Well maybe at the end of this match up we’ll find out what’s up.
Genuine Miller: Maybe. Well fans, back to Joey we go for the introductions.
Paco Perez: Happy Hanukah Joey!
Joey Styles: Fans its time for the next bout and this one is a “Until Death do Us Apart” match! The rules for this one are as follows… The match will take place inside a 10 feet tall steel cage. Both wrestlers will be chained together by an 8 foot steel link. They will be cuffed, a combination lock will be on both cuffs. TLS will be given Allen's combination and Allen gets TLS'. In order to win a wrestler must free himself from the chain, then climb out of the steel cage… Now fans… lets meet the participants!
^//The fans cheer loudly. Then the steel cage starts to get lowered into the ring as "My Little Box" by John Frizzle begins to play. The fans give a little cheer as Josh Allen appears on the stage. Everyone's favorite little chimp follows behind him, doing a few moves to the mystic music, and taking snacks from the fans in the front row as they make their way towards the ring.\\^
Joey Styles: Introducing first, from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma… Josh Allen!!!
^//The steel cage is set in place and as a few ICWF officials secure it, Allen climbs in. As the music dies down, Chimpy takes a seat at ringside next to Paco. The lights suddenly go out, and a spotlight shines on the entrance ramp as “Who Will Save You?” by jewel begins to play. But no one's there. The spotlight starts to roam the crowd, then it shines on the rafters. But still no TLS. \\^
Joey Styles: His opponent, from parts unknown… The Last Savior!!!
^// The spotlight goes out and the arena is totally dark for 5 seconds. When the lights come back on, TLS is already inside the ring. Looking at Allen. \\^
Genuine Miller: Looks like Chimpy is joining us for commentary!
Paco Perez: What’s happening little vato!?!
Chimpy: ooooh! Oooh! AAAH! Oooh! AAAH! AAH!
^//The ref places the cuffs on both men, locks them and then checks them… Once he is sure everything is alright he calls for the bell and it rings. Both wrestlers begin to circle each other before locking up. TLS quickly applies a headlock on Allen but Allen quickly gets out of it, reversing it into a hammerlock. TLS tries to get out of it does with a drop toe hold.. TLS quickly gets on top of Allen and applies a headlock again. Allen pushes himself up and makes it to his feet but TLS still has the headlock on. \\^
Genuine Miller: Well these two are trying to get a feel for each other in the early going.
Paco Perez: Well I hope they get it over with quickly and start to slam each other against the cage soon right Chimpy?.
Chimpy: ooooh! Oooh! Oooh!
^//Allen turns his body slightly and wraps his arms around TLS, lifting him and dropping him with a side suplex. The hold is broken and Allen quickly makes it to his feet. He grabs TLS by his head as TLS gets up and then whips him towards the ropes, no reversal by TLS who pulls Allen in and applies the headlock again! This time TLS takes him down with it and Allen slaps the mat in frustration. Allen again tries to get out of the hold, this time sliding out of TLS’ grips and applying a pain killer. \\^
Genuine Miller: Looks like TLS wants to keep the high flyer Allen grounded.
Chimpy: ooooh! Oooh! AAAH! Oooh! AAAH! AAH!
Paco Perez: You’re right Chimpy, this is boring as hell!
^//Allen turns around still having TLS’ arm pinned and then begins to drive his knee against it. Allen then gets to his feet and pulls TLS up by the arm. He then twists it applying an arm bar. TLS doubles over in pain and Allen nails him with a few kicks to the chest. Allen then whips him towards the corner and almost as soon as TLS hits, Allen follows it up with a big time splash! Allen nails TLS with a couple of knife edge chops before whipping TLS towards the ropes.. TLS bounces off and Allen grabs the chain with both hands and uses it to clothesline TLS down to the mat! \\^
Chimpy: ooooh! Oooh! AAAH! Oooh! AAAH! AAH!
Paco Perez: Exactly Chimpy! Now we’re starting to cook something!
Genuine Miller: You can’t sit there with a straight face and tell me you understand a single word this chimp is saying?
^//Allen stomps on TLS chest a few times before running to the ropes, bouncing off and dropping a leg across his neck! Allen then brings TLS to his feet and whips him towards the corner.. TLS hits hard and Allen charges at him, but as soon as he is about to hit, TLS spins out of the corner nailing Allen with an elbow to the face! Allen stumbles backwards and TLS wraps the chain around his fist before nailing Allen right between the eyes with it! Allen drops down to the mat but TLS is not done as he gets on top of him and begins to pound him with the chain! \\^
Paco Perez: Of course I can understand him! Allen can, I can, anyone can.. just try Miller!
Chimpy: AAAH! Oooh! ooooh! Oooh! AAAH! AAH!
Genuine Miller: Ok.. I think he just said, the sky is green and I got to take a crap in the river… Hmmm… That can’t be right.
^//TLS stops after about ten shots… Allen’s forehead is bright red but he hasn’t been busted open… yet… TLS gets up and then brings him back up. He then whips him towards the ropes.. Allen bounces off and TLS sends him flying with a back body drop! TLS then grabs most of the chain and places it on top of Allen’s face… he then stands by his head before dropping an elbow right on his face! Allen holds his face in pain as TLS drags him towards one of the corners.. TLS then climbs onto the second turnbuckle before jumping off and connecting with another elbow drop! \\^
Paco Perez: Miller, you idiot. He said “Oh no! My buddy is getting his ass kicked!” You got to concentrate, try harder!
Chimpy: ooooh! Oooh! Oooh! AHHH!
Genuine Miller: Ok.. yeah, yeah, you stupid fag.. wait a minute! HEY!
^//TLS gets up and then brings Allen to his feet, he grabs him by his head and tights and then runs with him before slamming him against the wall of the steel cage! Allen hits hard and falls down to the mat, in between the ropes and the cage… TLS reaches for him, bringing him to his feet and then hooking him for a suplex.. TLS gets him up but Allen manages to break free and falls behind him. Allen stumbles backwards as TLS turns around but then catches him with a drop kick right to the jaw! \\^
Genuine Miller: As this match progresses is getting more brutal.
Chimpy: ooooh! Oooh! AAAH! Oooh! AAAH! AAH!
Paco Perez: You damn right it is! Oh and Chimpy says he was only joking.
^//Allen stumbles to his feet and then waits for TLS who is getting to his.. Once TLS is up, Allen charges at him, jumping onto his shoulders and taking him down with a head scissors! Allen then gets to his feet and wraps the chain around TLS’ throat! He drags him to his feet by it and then runs with him and “whip” throws him against the cage with it! TLS hits hard and falls down to the mat.. Allen pulls in the chain, still wrapped around TLS’ neck, bringing him up. Allen brings him inside the ring only to slam him against the other side of the cage!\\^
Chimpy: ooooh! Oooh! AAAH! Oooh! AAAH! AAH!
Genuine Miller: You’re right Chimpy! TLS is in big time trouble! Not only is he getting the hell slammed out of him. But he is also getting choked by the chain!
Paco Perez: I was about to say yeah, he’s turning white… but that guy is already whiter than freshly fallen snow!
^//Allen drags him back up to his feet and then hooks him for a suplex. He delivers it, bringing TLS back inside the ring area. Allen grabs him by his head but as he does, TLS gives him a rake to the eyes, blinding Allen momentarily… TLS quickly removes the chain from around his neck and begins to cough loudly… Allen regains his vision and then walks over to TLS who is down on all fours, and gives him a swift kick to the ribs! TLS doubles over but Allen brings him right back up. \\^
Genuine Miller: Allen is not giving TLS any room to breathe…
Chimpy: Oooh! AAAH! AAH! ooooh! Oooh! AAAH!
Paco Perez: Some tequila? I don’t know if Allen wants you drinking little bud…
^//Allen whips TLS to the ropes, TLS bounces off and Allen jumps onto his shoulders, this time going for a hurricanrana but TLS blocks it, dropping Allen with a seat down power-bomb! Allen is down and out and TLS is down to, trying to recoup. The ref looks on as both men start to come around, TLS more than Allen.. He uses the ropes to bring himself up.. He then walks over to Allen and grabs his arm, and starts to put in the code to free himself, but as he does, Allen pulls his arm back and then nails TLS with a mule kick! \\^
Genuine Miller: Looks TLS has had enough of this chained together thing.
Chimpy: ooooh! Oooh! Oooh! AAAH! AAAH! AAH!
Paco Perez: Alright! Alright! But just one shot!
^//TLS stumbles onto the corner as Allen tries to get to his feet. As he does TLS comes out of the corner, hooking Allen from behind and dropping him with a German suplex! Allen lands hard on the back of his neck and TLS quickly moves towards the arm and then grabs the handcuff. He puts the code in and then his hand comes free. TLS then gets to his feet and heads for the corner. He climbs it and then starts to climb the cage, as he does though, the chain comes flying, hitting him on the back hard like a whip! \\^
Genuine Miller: Oh my that had to hurt!
Chimpy: ooooh! Oooh! AAAH! Oooh! AAAH! AAH!
Paco Perez: Let go of the bottle you damn monkey! I said one shot not one bottle!
^// TLS stumbles onto the turnbuckle and then Josh Allen, chain in hand, whips the chain again, nailing TLS across his back a second time! TLS falls onto the top turnbuckle, crushing his jewels! Allen walks over and then climbs the turnbuckle. He hooks TLS and drops him with a butterfly super-plex! TLS lands hard on his upper back and flips over from the impact! Allen gets up and stomps on him a few times before heading to the corner and climbing it himself. He then grabs onto the cage and starts to climb it. \\^
Chimpy: ooooh! Oooh! AAAH! Oooh! AAAH! AAH!
Genuine Miller: Looks like it Chimpy, Allen is definitely close to winning. Specially after connecting with his trademark off of the cage.
Paco Perez: I can’t believe you finished one of my bottles you damn chimp-a-holic! You better pay me for it!!
^// Allen is half way up the cage when TLS starts to come around… He sees Allen and crawls over to the corner, pulling himself up by using the turnbuckles. Allen is almost at the top when TLS reaches for the chain still attached to Allen’s wrist! TLS pulls it stopping Allen and then moves it so it’s between Allen’s legs… He then whips the chain, causing it to hit Allen right between the family jewels! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd as Allen doubles over and falls all the way down to the ring! \\^
Paco Perez: Timber!!!!!! Damn what a fall!
Chimpy: ooooh! Ooooh! Oooh!
Genuine Miller: There, there, Chimpy… It’s ok, I’m sure Allen will bounce back.
^//TLS grabs Allen and drags him to the corner. He then brings him to his feet and throws him against the corner… TLS then climbs onto the second turnbuckle and begins to pummel Allen with fists! As he reaches the 10th shot, TLS hops down and then whips Allen to the other side. Allen hits hard, and comes out stumbling out of the corner… TLS charges at him and nails him with a spinning heel kick! TLS gets up right away and brings Allen to his feet, he then lifts him with a gorilla press before walking over to the side of the cage and throwing him against it! \\^
Chimpy: ooooh! Oooh! AAAH! Oooh! AAAH! AAH!
Genuine Miller: Her name was Lola, and she worked at the Copa Cabana? Really, must have been nice having that kind of girlfriend…
Paco Perez: Oh great, damn chimp is drunk already and you Miller are plain stupid if you believe any word he says.
^//TLS pulls Allen back inside the ring from under the bottom rope and then grabs the chain, wrapping it around his hand again. He gets on top of Allen and begins to pummel him hard on his forehead again! This time TLS manages to bust Allen open and that brings a mix reaction out of the crowd. TLS gets up and then walks over to the corner.. He climbs it and then turns towards Allen before jumping off and connecting with a “million dollar man” fist drop, chain still in hand! Blood is seen splashing every where as Allen holds his face in pain.\\^
Genuine Miller: Oh my! That was simply disturbing!
Chimpy: ooooh! Oooh! AAAH! Oooh! AAAH! AAH!
Paco Perez: If you have any sense you will stay here at ring side Chimpy! Stop saying you are going to go in there!
^//TLS gets up and then goes to the corner again, he climbs it but this time he continues onto the cage, climbing it. Allen pushes himself up and then wipes the blood off of his forehead.. He then stumbles onto the corner and then grabs the chain and whips it towards TLS again, nailing him in his lower back! This stops TLS but it doesn’t drop him. Allen climbs the corner and then wraps the chain around TLS’ legs… Allen then jumps off, pulling down on the chain and TLS with it! TLS lands on the top rope neck first then flings backwards, landing hard on the back of his head! \\^
Chimpy: AAAH! AAAH! AAH!
Paco Perez: I think it’s a little too early to start celebrating Chimpy!
Genuine Miller: TLS might be down but he is not out, not by a long shot!
^//Allen grabs TLS’ wrist and places the cuffs back on it. He then puts in the code onto TLS’ cuffs and Allen’s arm comes free. Allen grabs TLS and brings him to his feet.. .He nails him with a couple of knife edge chops and then whips him towards the ropes… TLS bounces off and Allen jumps onto his shoulders, then drops him with a hurricanrana! Allen rolls on top of TLS and grabs the chain, wrapping it around his fist. He know begins to pound TLS with hard right hands, punching him and punching him until he busts TLS open! \\^
Chimpy: ooooh! Oooh! AAAH! Oooh! AAAH! AAH!
Genuine Miller: Yes Chimpy, payback can be a bitch!
Paco Perez: Specially if that bitch is packing an 8 feet steel chain!!
^//Allen gets off of TLS, happy with his work. He then brings TLS to his feet and gives him a kick to the mid section. TLS doubles over and Allen hooks him and then sets him up for his vertebreaker finisher! TLS begins kicking like crazy though and manages to break free of Allen’s grip, landing on his feet as he flips over.. Allen turns towards TLS as he gets up and goes for a kick to the mid section again but this time TLS catches it! Allen then goes for an Enziguri kick but TLS ducks that and Allen falls flat on his face!\\^
Chimpy: ooooh! AAAH! AAAH! AAH!
Paco Perez: Believe it or not, TLS did escape Allen’s finisher and now it looks like the momentum is swinging back his way!
Genuine Miller: I don’t know, Allen has been pounding TLS pretty hard.. I think TLS is more on the defensive than offensive.
^//TLS quickly drops an elbow on the back of Allen’s head and then goes to the corner… TLS climbs onto the second turnbuckle before jumping off and connecting with another elbow drop! TLS gets to his feet and brings Allen to his. TLS then whips him towards the corner and Allen hits hard! TLS charges at him, doing a couple of cartwheels and then going for an elbow to the face but Allen moves at the last second and TLS hits nothing but turnbuckle! Allen grabs TLS by his head and delivers a snap-mare! \\^
Chimpy: ooooh! Oooh! AAAH! Oooh! AAAH! AAH!
Genuine Miller: I agree Chimpy, I haven’t seen anyone but the Undertaker in that other fed use that move in ages!
Paco Perez: Under who? Never heard of him.
^//Allen brings TLS to his feet and whips him towards the ropes… TLS bounces off and Allen goes for a back body drop! TLS stops dead on his tracks though, hooks Allen, lifts him and drops him with a brain-buster!! Allen is knocked out in the middle of the ring and TLS heads for the corner again. This time he climbs it but doesn’t keep going onto the cage… He turns to face Allen and jumps off, going for a somersault leg drop! He connects! But not with Allen as he rolls out of the way! \\^
Genuine Miller: TLS barely misses with his finisher! Wow, how close was that!?!
Chimpy: ooooh! Oooh! AAAH! Oooh! AAAH! AAH!
Paco Perez: He said as close as you are to coming out of the closet. Good one Chimpy! High five!
^//TLS holds his leg in pain as Allen catches a breather… TLS gets to his feet and hops over to the corner… He then climbs the corner then starts to climb the cage! Allen pushes himself up and then leans on the ropes… He sees TLS half way up the ladder and he stumbles over, climbing the corner and then climbing the cage himself! TLS reaches the top of it but then stops as Allen grabs his legs and tries to pull him down! TLS kicks him away and manages to break free, reaching the top of the cage and going over!\\^
Chimpy: AAAH! AAAH! AAH!
Genuine Miller: TLS is out of the cage! All he has to do is get down and he’ll win!
Paco Perez: Allen is catching up though!
^//TLS starts to make his way down but Allen reaches over, grabbing him by his dreadlocks! Allen sits at the top of the cage and pulls TLS back up! Both men begin to exchange rights and lefts as they sit at the top of the cage! TLS is getting the better of Allen though and manages to grab his head and begins to slam it against the top of the cage! Allen is dazed and confused and TLS stands up on the top of the cage and then brings Allen to his feet. TLS then hooks him between his legs! He tries to lift him for a power-bomb but Allen back body drops him instead! TLS lands hard on the top of the cage but Allen looses his balance and falls off the cage, all the way down to the ring inside!! Allen lands hard, flat on his back and the crowd lets out a loud “OOOH!!” followed by that famous “holy shit! Holy shit!” chant… TLS rolls over and starts to make his way down the cage! The crowd is giving a mix reaction, some hoping Allen gets up, others hoping TLS makes it down quicker.. TLS is half way down the cage and then jumps off, landing on the outside. The ref calls for the bell. \\^
Joey Styles: Here is your winner…THE LOST SOUL!!!
Genuine Miller: and TLS manages to survive Josh Allen!
Paco Perez: Yeah he barely won that match! Luck was on his side!
Genuine Miller: That, or you know, the man above.
Paco Perez: I don’t think TLS is working for the man above, I think he’s a nutcase. Right Chimpy? Chimpy? Where did he go?
Genuine Miller: To help out his bud, Allen.
^//The cage beings to be raised As TLS' hand is raised by the ref outside of the ring. Josh Allen rolls to the outside and comes up from behind TLS and shoves the referee away. He calls for a microphone from the ringside as he stares at the victorious TLS. He lifts it to his mouth.\\^
Josh Allen: Let me ask you something TLS. Do you know what comes after Deuteronomy?
^//The Last Savior knows, but before he can say it, Allen cuts him off.\\^
Josh Allen:The book of Joshua, TLS ... MY book.
^//Allen throws the mic into TLS' face, then grabs him turns him and hooks him, dropping TLS into his vertabreaker Touch of Reality v2.0 before TLS could do anything about it! TLS lays facing the sky, not moving, and
unconscious.\\^
Josh Allen: Now, this is where you skip to the back of the book, the book of Revelation ... and you go to HELL!
^//Allen kicks TLS one last time, spits on him, and walks up the aisle to the back, as the fans, standing, aren't sure how to take it.\\^
Genuine Miller: Wow...
Paco Perez: Yeah I know, I didn't know Allen wrote part of the Bible!
Genuine Miller: ...
Paco Perez: I wonder if he'd sign a copy for me?!
Genuine Miller: Doubt it. Well it’s time for the next match up and we continue with the same theme… “Lets give Paco what he wants.” As another hardcore match up is coming up!
Paco Perez: Another gift for me? Oh! You guys shouldn’t have!
Genuine Miller: Well I know I sure the hell didn’t. More like Pendragon and Savage.
Paco Perez: Well these two are hella cool, I got them a gift too you know?
Genuine Miller: Oh yeah? What’s that?
Paco Perez: I’m going to drink two tequila bottles in their name during this match!
Genuine Miller: …
Paco Perez: What?
Genuine Miller: You were going to drink them anyway!!
Paco Perez: SHUT UP! They don’t need to know that.
Genuine Miller: Lets just go to Joey for the introductions.
^//Instead of going to Joey though, the camera swings to the back area, and we see a long hallway with locker rooms on both sides. Out of one of the doors "The Party Animal" Reggie Savage steps out carrying a large bag full of contents. As he begins to walk down the hallway away from the camera, interviewer Huss Tlafolif comes from around the corner stopping him.//^
Huss Tlafolif: We meet at last my alcoholic
brother...
Reggie Savage: What it do Huss? Sorry man, I don’t have anytime to politic right now... Y'know, Bus-i-ness...
Huss Tlafolif: I understand... But since I’m interviewing my ass off tonight, one question?
Reggie Savage: Shoot.
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