:~:A commercial finishes and then the screen goes black.. The ICWF logo flashes and then you see a white-hot fire at the bottom of your screen slowly coming up.. a few seconds later all you see is an inferno, and it seems as if your screen has erupted into flames.. then through the middle of the firewall you have 3 words come at you like fireballs, one after the other.. First it's Saturday then Night then Inferno... when the word Inferno explodes in the screen the fire clears and the SNI intro begins to play.. As the song plays, clips of today’s ICWF superstars in action are shown.. After it finishes fire gets started again and eats up the screen then goes out just like that leaving the words: "Saturday Night Inferno" in the middle of the screen with fire burning on the top of them.. The screen fades to black and then comes back on backstage where Jack Sullivan is alone in the FTF locker room. He’s busy staring at himself in the mirror, admiring how strong he is and telling himself how awesome he is. Just then, there’s a knock at the door.:~:
Jack Sullivan: Who is it?
Voice: Umm, room service.
Jack Sullivan: I didn’t order any room service…
Voice: Umm, paper boy, paper boy is here.
Jack Sullivan: Sorry, not expecting any paper.
Voice: Uhh, four wrestlers wanting to kick your ass!
:~:Sullivan opens the door, wondering who the hell this is, and, as soon as he does, he notices the Luchador army knocked out on the floor. As he looks at this in shocked, he is waffled with a steel chair! Sullivan falls over and is unconscious. We then see, holding the chair, Derek Mobley. He has a big smile on his face and he starts laughing…standing next to him is Josh Allen, PIC, and Kevin Heat. Mobley and Allen quickly bend down and grab Sullivan…they roll him over onto his stomach and rip his shirt off, exposing his back. They then look at Heat and he pulls out a spray can, Mobley frowns.:~:
Derek Mobley: Dude, we told you not to bring the spray can!
Josh Allen: Yea, Kevin, that spray can gimmick is so completely played out.
PIC: Use your head, Kevin!
:~:PIC gives Heat a smack upside the head. Heat tosses the spray can aside and pulls out a few crayons from his pocket. Mobley, PIC, and Allen grab one each and examine them. With a blue, red, and green to chose from, they go with red. PIC uses the red crayon and tries to write “HOP” into Sullivan’s back. He’s having a hard time and it’s pulling Sullivan’s skin…Sullivan starts to come to.:~:
Jack Sullivan: OWWWWW!!! That hurts worse than the chair shot!
Derek Mobley: Shut up you damn baby, this will only take a second!
Josh Allen: For real, man, the Hardcore Champ should be able to endure a little crayon to the skin…how’s it coming PIC?
PIC: Crayon doesn’t seem to work too well on bare skin…maybe if I press down a little harder…
:~:PIC really digs in deep with the crayon, leaving red streaks on Sullivan’s back, not from the crayon, but from the rub burns…:~:
Jack Sullivan: Ahhhh!!!!
PIC: Guys, this is no use…it isn’t working…
:~:Sullivan starts squirming, trying to get away, and Allen gives him a stiff punch to the face. Sullivan is subdued once again, barely conscious. PIC and Mobley then look at a bare white wall in the FTF locker room and get an idea. They drag Sullivan over to the wall and lay him against it…Allen then gets the chair and cracks it over Sullivan’s head one more time, for good measure. Mobley then takes the red crayon from PIC and hands it to Heat. Heat goes to the wall to write a cryptic message….:~:
Derek Mobley: Alright, guys…job well done…now let’s go…what the hell?!
:~:Mobley turns around and looks at the wall, as does PIC and Allen. They see that Heat wrote “HOP Rulez” on the wall. The three of them shake their head as Heat just shrugs…:~:
Kevin Heat: What?!
Josh Allen: Rulez?
Kevin Heat: Yea, pretty neat, huh?
Derek Mobley: Kevin, using the z instead of the s is pretty gay, it makes us look like a bunch of uneducated morons…now, go fix it.
Kevin Heat: But the FTF uses Z’s for S’s all the time…
PIC: Exactly, Kevin, you just proved Derek’s point…now fix it so we can get out of this smelly locker room.
:~:Heat hurries and wipes off the Z, replacing it with an S. With the job done, he looks down at Sullivan, spits on him, and exits the locker room with the rest of the House of Pain. The screen fades to black and then the sounds of fans screaming and cheering is heard as the screen fades back in to show the inside of The Fargo Done located in Fargo, North Dakota… Host of tonight’s Inferno! The camera pans all over the place to show us that the Dome is packed with thousands of fans cheering loudly and waving their signs, hoping the camera gets a glimpse of it. Fire works go off in the main entrance, in the four corners of the ring and above the Insane-A-Tron. After the great light show, the camera cuts to our hosts, the dysfunctional duo known as Paco Perez and Genuine Miller. :~:
Miller: Welcome fans to the Inferno that is Saturday night! Welcome to the show where wrestling and story telling come together… Welcome to the show where---
Paco: You see a f’n flaming homo running his mouth off non-stop!!
Miller: Hey!!
Paco: I’m sorry but it’s true vato!! How many times are you going to welcome the f’n fanz!?! How about we just get to the point and talk about what we just saw! Some nerve on the part of the House of Pain!! That’s the Hardcore Champion! The hottest wrestler in the ICWF right now next to Killa Kali! He deserves better! He deserves respect!
Miller: He deserves all he just got and then some!
Paco: I’m telling Kali you said that… He’s going to get big Bubba and big Tre’ on your ass… and believe me.. This is one behind the scenes encounter you will NOT enjoy!!
Miller: But you know I like it rough!
Paco: Hell no I don’t know that, and didn’t need to know that… F’n sick man!
Miller: Hahaha… I knew that would get you… Well fans, I don’t care what Paco says, welcome yet again to another amazing show! We have a lot of wrestling action ahead, as well as I’m sure, a lot of drama!!
Paco: Those two things are the foundations of the ICWF!!! Drama and Wrestling go together like Peanut butter and Pinto beans!!!
Miller: Now that’s just gross!!
Paco: Tell me about it… You’re fine when you eat them… but wait about an hour and man do you----
Miller: Now that’s something I don’t want to hear.. THANKS!
Paco: What?
Miller: Fans three matches are grabbing the attention in tonight’s show… One is our main event, where Jack Sullivan, who was just laid out by HOP, puts his title on the line against Jason Blood!
Paco: I bet you Blood paid HOP off to soften Sullivan up!
Miller: What the hell ever… tonight also marks the re-birth of the Tag Division! Four teams go at it hoping to advance to the next round, against each other!
Paco: I love me some tag action as much as the next horny man watching two blondes go at it… I am however upset at the fact that this isn’t the Tag Hardcore division anymore… That, like you, blows chunks!
Miller: Thanks for those kind words… Another match grabbing a lot of attention is Killa Kali fighting Josh Allen in a non-title match. Many feel that this could be a Main Event on any ICWF Pay Per View…
Paco: People are giving Josh Allen waaaaaaay too much credit. I’m sure he’ll put up a decent fight, but he is nowhere near Killa Kali’s level…
Miller: Well, we’re about to find out as that match is our opening bout!!
Paco: What, what!?!
Miller: That’s right… Killa Kali vs. Josh Allen is next!!
Paco: SA-WEE-TA!!!!
:~:A quick change to the back brings the fans to a cheer as Josh Allen nods to his stable buddies in the House of Pain locker room and walks out. His old buddy, Caelan Tyler, runs up to Josh and hands him his North American Championship belt.:~:
Caelan Tyler: Wouldn't want you to forget this!
Josh Allen: Ah, thanks!
Paco: Fags...
Miller: Huh? Shut up!
:~:Allen takes the belt and snaps it around his waist, patting it and nodding. He heads down the hallway towards the arena for his match.:~:
Josh Allen: Tonight, ICWF gets revenge on FTF. Tonight ... their leader is going to feel me, to feel the pressure of House of Pain. Tonight, Caelan ... you know what Killa Kali gets tonight?
Paco: An easy win!
Caelan Tyler: I have an idea ...
Josh Allen: Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, F*ck the Fans gets a special ... Touch ... of Reality. And then boys, I'll see you for that world title - at Deadly Revenge!
:~:Allen smiles, high fives Caelan, and heads off for his match.:~:
Paco: NOOOOOOOO! It can't be! Away,
evil fags! Be gone!
Miller: Ladies and gentlemen, that match is NEXT!
:~:Joey gets inside the ring and gets ready for the first match up of the night. Blue sparks burst into the air in rhythm with the beginning of "Numb" by Linkin Park. The music gets louder and the fans rise to their feet as Josh Allen appears on the stage and walks down the ramp. He raises his hands to both sides of the arena.:~:
J. Styles: ICWF fans welcome to Saturday Night Inferno!!! It’s time for the opening bout and this one is a non-title match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma… He is a member of The House of Pain…. He is the North American Champion… He is… Josh Allen!!!
:~: Allen slides into the ring and leaps onto the corner turnbuckle, sending more blue sparks into the air from the posts. He steps down and waits for the bell. The lights in the arena dim and the fans begin to stir as they await Killa Kali. Over the sound system voices are heard. “I couldn't help but notice your pain!” “My Pain?” “It runs deep, share it with me!” With a massive explosion of lights and fireworks "Pain" by Tupac begins to play. At the entranceway Lady Rage and Lil' Mz Fury walk out and stand waiting. From behind the curtain comes Killa Kali. Almost immediately the boos begin to rain down on the Hardcore Extremist.:~:
J. Styles: His opponent, making his way to the ring from South Central, Los Angeles… He is a member of The FTF… He is the ICWF, Heavyweight Champion of the World!!!! He is… “Too Extreme for TV” Killa Kali!!!
:~: He stands there, a smile on his face, waving for more boos as he walks down the ramp and into the ring. Taking off his bandana, he throws it at the fans ringside, who throw it back at him. He throws the bird to the crowd and waits for the match to begin.:~:
Miller: This is the first time Killa Kali and Josh Allen face one on one… It should be interesting to see how they match up.
Paco: Yeah… I am interested in knowing just how Killa Kali will beat him.. Will he use the South Central Effect? Perhaps his trademark?
:~:The bell rings and both wrestlers circle the ring before locking up. Kali quickly applies a headlock and Allen tries to push off to no avail. Kali then begins to pound his head with heavy right hands before taking him down to the mat with the head lock. Kali keeps the hold on but Josh Allen now is able to reverse it, rolling Kali up into a pin! One! Two kick out by Kali. Both wrestlers get to their feet quickly, and Kali, who was a step faster on the get up, runs Josh Allen over with a clothesline! He then begins stomp on him hard, taunting him.:~:
Miller: You know I’m sure Josh Allen will be fighting for the World Championship in the future.
Paco: Yeah I can agree with that.. In the future.. When Killa Kali is retired… because as long as Killa Kali is around, no one is getting that World Title away from his waist!
:~:Kali then brings Josh Allen to his feet and whips him towards the ropes.. Josh Allen bounces off and Kali sends him flying with a back body drop! Josh Allen lands on his feet though and Kali doesn’t realize it as he’s too busy messing with the fans… Josh Allen jumps up and nails him with a drop kick to the back of his head, sending him stumbling down to the ropes, dropping to his knees, and hanging on the middle rope.. Josh Allen bounces off the ropes and then jumps onto Kali’s back! He then runs towards the ropes again, bouncing off and then nailing Kali with his version of the 619! :~:
Miller: Killa Kali is not taking Josh Allen seriously at all and that is a huge mistake!
Paco: Josh Allen just go lucky on that one, do not try to make too much out of this.
:~:Josh Allen quickly goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Killa Kali. Josh Allen gets up, running towards the ropes, bouncing off and dropping an elbow on Kali’s chest. Again he goes for the pin but again Kali kicks out. Josh Allen gets up and then brings Kali to his feet. He whips him towards the corner and Kali reverses it. Josh Allen hits and Kali charges at him but Allen nails him with a kick to the chest. Kali stumbles backwards and Josh Allen jumps onto the second turnbuckle, before jumping onto Kali and nailing him with a double axe handle smash! :~:
Miller: Josh Allen is dominating the World Champion Paco!!
Paco: Kali is just being nice and letting Josh Allen look good.. He doesn’t want to embarrass him that much… Right Kali? Hehe… right?
:~:Kali goes down and Josh Allen again makes another pin! One! Two! Kick out by Kali. Josh Allen brings him back up and then gives him a kick to the gut. Kali doubles over and Josh Allen hooks him for a DDT. Kali blocks the attempt though, lifting Josh Allen up and then ramming him against the corner! Kali now begins to pummel Josh Allen with rights and lefts to the head and body followed by a flurry of kicks to the mid section… Kali then takes him out of the corner and whips him towards the ropes. Josh Allen bounces off and Kali plants him with a power-slam! :~:
Paco: BOOYA!!! Told you man! What say you now!? What say you now!?!
Miller: It was only one move Paco! If this was boxing, Josh Allen would be winning the match by quite a bit.
:~:Kali hooks the leg for the pin and the ref counts, one! Two! Kick out. Killa Kali gets up and brings Allen to his. He then nails him with a few knife edge chops to the chest, backing him up to the ropes. He then whips him towards the other side. Josh Allen bounces off and Kali goes for a clothesline, but misses as Josh Allen ducks it and bounces off the other side. Kali turns around quick though, and before Allen can attempt anything Kali grabs him by his neck, lifts him up and plants him with a Baldo bomb!! The ref quickly makes the count! One! Two! Th.. kick out!! :~:
Paco: That was another move, a hell of a move! Is Allen is still winning? Hahaha!
Miller: Don’t worry. He is a champion Paco, the North American Champion. He knows how to bounce back in a match.
:~:Kali breaks that pinning combination but then pins Allen again, hooking both legs. The ref counts, one! Two! Kick out! Killa Kali gets up and brings Allen to his feet, whipping him towards the corner. Allen hits hard and comes out stumbling towards Kali who lifts him up for a body slam, no, he delivers a fall-away slam instead!! Kali drags Josh Allen back to the middle of the ring and pins him yet again! One! Two! Kick out! Kali gets on top of Allen now and begins to pummel him with heavy right hands… :~:
Miller: Killa Kali is hitting Allen with his heavy arsenal and he’s still not giving up. Could we possibly see an upset again?
Paco: Hahaha! You are a funny motherfucker. You should do stand up.. seriously.
:~:The crowd starts a “ALLEN! ALLEN” chant which angers the World Champion and he pummels even harder on Allen. He then brings him back up and then hooks him from the side. Killa Kali talks some trash to the fans before attempting a Russian leg sweep. No, Allen breaks free, hopping onto Kali and then sending him flying with a monkey flip! Allen stumbles to his feet but so does Kali who charges at him. Allen gives him a kick to the mid section though, and then hooks him and drops him with a butterfly suplex!! :~:
Miller: Allen connects with his trademark! He’s bouncing back! Still don’t think there could be an upset!?!
Paco: You are giving Allen waaaaaaaaaay too much credit!
:~:Josh Allen goes for the pin quickly and the ref counts!! One! Two! Th… kick out!! Josh Allen picks up Killa Kali and whips him towards the ropes, Kali reverses it though, pulling Allen in an dropping him with a short arm clothesline! Kali holds the back of his head in pain before starting a stomp-a-thon all over Allen’s chest. He then brings him up and whips him towards the ropes, Allen hits and Killa Kali goes to the opposite corner… He then charges at Allen, and goes for a big time splash but Allen moves and Kali crashes on the top turnbuckle, his head bouncing of the steel post!! “OOOOH!” is heard from the crowd as Allen pulls Kali off the corner, turns him around, jumps onto his shoulders and drops him with a hurricanrana! That’s the set up for his finisher, but Allen hooks the legs instead right after delivering the move! One! Two! Three!! Bell rings and the crowd goes ballistic!!!! :~:
Miller: OH MY GOD!!!!
Paco: NOOOOOOO!!!
J. Styles: Here is your winner……JOSH ALLEN!!!
:~:His music plays as the ref lifts his arm in victory… Allen is shocked and can’t believe he just pinned Kali.. Kali holds his face in pain, and hasn’t quite yet realized what happened… :~:
Miller: He did it! He did it! Allen beat Kali! He just upset the World Champion!!!
Paco: No! this is f’n impossible! This is a dream! Wake me up! I want to wake up damn it!!
Miller: This is real Paco! Kali’s winning streak is over!!! He has been defeated, and that win makes Josh Allen the automatic number one contender!!!
Paco: This is bullshit!!
Miller: and with Killa Kali still without an opponent for Insane Massacre V, I do believe we have just booked our first match for that event!!
Paco: Shut up, shut up, shut the f’k up! This is not happening!!
:~:Josh Allen gets out of the ring and he is greeted by Derek Mobley and Kevin Heat who celebrate with him… Killa Kali stumbles to his feet and asks the ref what happened… The ref tells him he got beat and Kali shakes his head ‘no!” the ref tells him that’s what happens and Kali nails him with a hard right hand, knocking him out cold… he then looks over at the entrance way as Derek Mobley and Kevin Heat are raising Josh Allen’s arms in victory!! :~:
Miller: Killa Kali is pissed Paco! He can’t believe he got beat!!
Paco: I can’t believe he got beat!
:~:Kali kicks the ropes upset as the House of Pain minus PIC make their way to the back… The camera changes views and now we are outside of a door marked "ODJ". The camera focuses on the name for a second, then we see PIC come from the left of the screen, pacing back and forth. He's wearing an old, faded t-shirt and torn jeans. His hair is all over the place, and he's clearly out of it. :~:
PIC: Hello Mr. Jimenez, how are you this evening? No. Too formal. Umm, how ya doin' ODJ? Nah, too friendly. Sir, it's
an honor to meet with you.
:~: PIC pauses and laughs for a second.:~:
PIC: No since lying to the guy. What can I
say, what can I possibly say to the one man who might in fact be the spawn of Satan, the man that's been the hugest road block for me since I got into this place. Anytime I've ever had momentum in my favor, he's always found a way to throw something at me, out of nowhere, to screw me over. Granted he's toned things down a bit as of late, but still, the bad blood is there. How can I make the man see my point of view? How can I get what I want?
:~: PIC stops talking and appears to be deep in thought. He mulls over a few ideas, then throws his hands in the air.:~:
PIC: Ok, it's simple. Just go in there, make nice with the guy, do whatever it takes. You HAVE to sell him on this, you HAVE to get out of this contract.
:~: PIC pauses, takes a breath, then knocks on ODJ's door. "Come in" can be heard from the other side, and as PIC enters the room, the scene fades to black as the show takes the first commercial of the night. :~:
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:~: The show comes back on the air outside of ODJ's office, where we hear screaming but can't make out the words. The camera then cuts to inside the office, where ODJ is standing behind his desk, his face red, seemingly fired up over something. :~:
ODJ: WHAT? You want to do what? Quit? I don't think so.
PIC: ODJ, please, it's time. It's time for me to move on. I don't have the passion anymore.
ODJ: Well you better find the passion. I went out of my way to give you another shot, and you're sure as hell not walking out on me again, not when you have three months still left on the deal. Suck it up and get out there, I'm not letting you out for anything.
PIC: Why? What good am I to you? I'll just go out there and lose every single match, you won't be able to make any money off of me at all.
ODJ: You have too much pride to go out
and lay down each week.
PIC: Really? You really think I won't do it? You don't think I'll walk out there right now and lay down for Justin Taylor? I don't care anymore Dougg. I could care less if I win or lose, that 's not important. My life sucks. I can't win the big ones, I can't accomplish anything I start. I'm worth about as much as that paper weight over there. Face it Dougg, either you give me an out, or I'll just lose so much you end up losing money on me.
ODJ: Fine, you want out, you got out, but there's a catch. Your contract doesn't expire until the end of July. I'll let you out at the end of next month, at the end of May, if you're able to defeat your opponent at Deadly Revenge.
PIC: So, all I have to do is win a match at
Deadly Revenge, and you'll let me out of my deal?
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