Laughter, may your heart sing with joy!

Welcome friends, may the words below put a smile on you face!

If They Married:

If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.

If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, hey! it's the '90's!, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

(by unknown)

(***But if known by you,...please tell me so credit can be given***)





Mikey's Thot for the Day: Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

(***By unknown***)

Nuts

A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few" he asks. "No not at all" the woman replied. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl. "I'm totally sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant to eat a few." "Oh that's all right" the woman says."Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them!!!!

(Transmitted: 06/30/97 10:09 (jkcandy)





By Darin C. Davis





The following may not be funny,... but it can surely put a smile on your face!! ....Here's to all you and your IM buddies!!

UNSEEN FRIEND

Although you are a friend of mine And letters we exchange, I would not know you on the street And doesn't that seem strange? You hold a place within my life Unusual and unique; We share ideals and special dreams, And still we do not speak. I picture what I think you are Perhaps you picture me. An intriguing game for both of us For someone we cannot see. So for this friendship we possess, We owe this mail a debt Perhaps the charm lies in the fact That we have never met.
By unknown***


Waves
Some funny waves and the cutest little wave we've found! (so far)



Funny Links

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Don't miss our:
Star Trek Funnies!

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This is the cutest page that we've found on line!! It is NOT one of ours but is great for a big smile and a laugh!
(Safe for all family members!)
The Hampster Dance

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Another GREAT funny page again NOT ours is:
Brainless People
(PG Adult Humor)

Moonblade's Other Links

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Pages and web sites made by Myself, ... Dee Dee! (Dimagi)

My tribute to the USA

These are mostly links to theme sites!

	Dee Dee's personal page (Get to know me.)
	Links (... to all my pages) *I have over 40!
	Shark Valley, Everglades National Park *I'm lucky enough to work there!*
	Dee Dee's Art (Some of my artwork) *Personal Art Gallery*
	Anime (Japanese animation) *Art Gallery*
	Realm of Fantasy Mythical Creatures *Art Gallery*
	City of Moonblade Visit a Mythical City (This is a role-playing guild I created based on my unpublished Novel)

 

Temple of Moonblade (My Master home page)

 

Email: Dimagi1@aol.com