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Visual   Written   Misc   Links   Contact DHZ	Hello and welcome to the section of utterly useless answers to questions you'd probably never dream of asking. This is divided up into two sections. Things people actually asked me, and things people might ask me if they've had too much caffeine...(Note, the names have been changed to protect the innocent) Actual Questions Q: On your main page, why is that cat humping Goku's leg? (From H.N. Tai) A: It's CLINGING! Not humping, clinging. Pervert. Q: What the **** are you two on? (From Keith Richerdes) A: It's called Caffeine It's found in various substances such as Mt. Dew and chocolate. Try chocolate doughnuts and Mt. Dew for breakfast sometime. Breakfast of (insane) champions! Q: Does Goku have any *other* outfits besides the orange pants & top? (From Style Police) A: I know Chi-Chi has forced him into a suit at various times in his life. Then there's the cute little outfit with the neck tutu he wore while off training after Namek... He's also worn the blue body suit and white armor at least once.... But for the most part, he never changes. (He does in GT, but that doesn't count) As for the XXL fishnet hose in the bottom of his closet I know nothing about it, I don't even know it's there. ::runs away quickly before a certain saiyan finds out what she just said:: Q: What ARE those dots on Krillin's forehead?(From Nothin Bettr Tado) A: Alien abduction scars. Suuurrreeee, you can go along and believe it's a common monk thing, but it's from the abduction I tell ya! Q: What are you doing to those cats? (From B. Stality Luver) A: Honestly? Making them mad. As soon as we were finished with them they both went up and dumped the entire contents of the litterbox onto my carpet, that's why they have yet to appear in another LNI. Q: Are you male or female? (From Chibi Goku) A: Hmm, well last time I checked I was female. ::does a quick "pat pat" to Wendy, earning a smack upside the head:: Yup, we're both female. ::runs:: Q: Where did you hide my matching socks? (From Justin Wondering) A: I gave the missing ones to one legged aliens with cold feet. Q: Is the Saiyan Sanctuary gone for good? (From Hue Mor Luver) A: Yes, but Wendy has a new page now. Very very nice, I highly recomind it. Q: What is up with the household names? Trunks, Bra, Pan, etc.... (From Clueless Punster) A: Blaim it on Toryama's sense of humor. Q: Do you think Pepsi is better than coke??? A: I hate them both. Bring on the Mt. Dew! Q: Dosent marron look like Sailor Moon is she her stunt double or somthing? A: Well she does look a lot like the American made dolls since she lacks a nose.... Q: I was wondering if Vegeta ever has/ or ever will shut-up? A: I have no clue. I have heard it rumored though. Q: When is the Saiyan Baby Center going back up? A: I'm working on a new layout now, hopefully it'll go up soon after I get back from Summer Ventures. Q: Did you realize that, in the american dub, the flashback Guido had about what happened with him, Vegeta, and Frieza, Vegeta didn't have his tail? A: Of course, Guildo is a stupid freak. Next question! Q:Other than Vegeta if Goku is the last of his kind where did Brolly come from? (followed a few days later by....) Why isn't my question up yet? (Sorry, Cooper) A: It's a movie, none of the movies make sense. Q: i know u hate krillin but hes my fav so what is your problem with him anyway i mean it is not his fault he was not born a diffrent race and is not very strong! A: Hate him? We don't! He's just easy to pick on, and no character is safe from our humerous wrath. In fact, the more we like a character, the more we make fun of them. Q: Why does garlic Jr. look like a Namek? A: Honestly I have no clue, though speculation is he's Kami and Mr. Popo's illitagitimate son. Q: Whats with all the purple MC Hammer pants? i mean, denday wears em, king kai wears em, Kami wears em, and piccolo wears blue ones. whats up with that? A: Uhhhh, no clue, maybe Mr. Toryama just likes them? Q: 1. Trunks' name is Trunks Breifs, riiight? has anyone everthought that his middle name could possibly be "boxxers"??? 2. If Trunks' name does trun out to be Trunks Boxxers Breifs....::blinks:: what do ya think he'd perfer? A: I don't know, I 'll call in an expert. ::grabs the guy next to her:: "Which do you prefer, boxers or briefs?" "I don't really care.." Ok. there you have it, he probably wouldn't care. ((Thank you Jonathan, for the input!)) Q: SO WHO IS YOUR FAV CHARACTER? AND WHO'S STRONGER, GOKU OR VEGETA . AND JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, HOW OLD ARE YOU? A: Aiieeee! I HATE all caps. Well, my favorite char... hmm, Korin as all around fave char. For my favorite (human looking) male char it'd have to be a tossup between Miria Trunks and Vegeta. Wendy's is Raditz. Q: WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE AWESOME TOYS AND HOW MUCH WERE THEY? A: Various places, Wal*Mart and JC Penny usually have them cheap, anywhere between $3-$15. Q: Does Goku shave??? and If captain ginyu was transported toearth why didn't he just switch bodies or something instead of staying a frog???? A: I don't know if he shaves, I don't know where he shaves, what do I look like, a stalker?!? And about the Captain ginyu thing, he had to shout out that phrase "Change now" or whatever. As a frog he had no vocal cords, so he couldn't say it. Q: Does vegeta really like bulma , because he acts like he don't. A: What wonderful grammer, you either managed to sucessfully pass the 2nd grade, or you go to my school. Well I would assume that Vegeta likes Bulma at least a little, otherwise why would he have a kid with her? Q: Do the Z fighters ever have to stop and take a pee break? Which stall would Piccolo use? A: Most likely yes, Goku did a lot in DB. As for Piccolo, I think he would use the guys side, he's not gonna convince anyone he's a girly girl, unless he tries to pass as Janet Reno. One more thing, this was titled "Dumb Questions" Remmeber, there are no dumb questions, only dumb people! Q: Why does Goku go super saiyan for the first time in the Frieza saga because he sees Piccolo and Krillin die, when he's seen them die before and got over it? A: Well he never actually saw them die with his own two eyes. He’d always arrived just a little too late. Also during the times he saw them die, he wasn’t powerful enough to make the jump to super saiyan. And if he had gone SSJ the first time Krillin died, then Piccolo would have been no challenge, then with him dead there wouldn’t be a Kami, which means no dragonballs, which means no Nappa and Vegeta coming looking for them. (Raditz would have been mincemeat too) There wouldn’t have been much of a show, Goku would end up getting fat and lazy so he couldn’t fight very well in SSJ and no one else would have any reason to train, since Goku was much much much stronger than all the villians, so the androids would have come along and stomped their butts. (Plus no Vegeta means no Trunks) That answer your question? Whew, I’m exausted, and there’s a bunch more questions to answer, I’m turning them over to the Great SaiyaHairballs #1 and #2. Q: whats up with Bulma's mothers eyes? Does she ever open them? A: (#1) “What’s up with your eyes? Baka, watch and see for yourself. “ (#2) “Ehh, be nice #1. No, I don’t think she ever does” Q: heres a probably never been asked question-whats your phone number-hah A: (#1)”You can contact KITTY by dialing 1-800-GOTOHFIL” Q: why is vegeta so stuck up? A: (#1) “He’s a prince, it comes with the job” Q: why does every body think that Brolly is retarded? and it's the same with Goku. A: (#1) “Because they are! Next question!” (#2) “Cat shouldn’t let her take over like this&ldots;.” (#1) “Hush” Q: Whats up with the dots on Krillin's head? Are they some sort of target?Really,come on, every bad guy kicks him in the head! Q: Does chi-chi ever cool off? A: (#2) “No, it’s always pretty toasty under this costume” ((ChiChi is the real name of GSH#2)) Q: What does Goku see in ChiChi? Do you think he goes away with the dragon to get away from her? A: (#2)”Grrr, what’s wrong with ChiChi?! I happen to like her, she’s the strongest woman on earth! He probably went with the dragon so he could train more” (#1) “Nah, it was to get away from the Frying Pan of Death, everyone knows that"”(#2) “Not true!” ::A catfight starts, eventually broken up when they realize they’re still on the air:: Q: Why did the Frieza saga drag out sooo long? Especially during the last episodes, what were they doing, thirty seconds for each episode? A: (#2) “Actually they never had a standard time set, but if you take the flashback scene they show that goes over the whole thing, and fastforward through it, you get close to the set 5 minutes.” Q: Why did Goku spare Frieza when the guy (I think he's male: on the other hand he could be a hermaphrodite!) had just massacred the rest of his race? Do you think he would have been more serious if Frieza had just blown up everyone's food supply? A: (#1) “Because Goku is a weak onna, though he probably would have gone ahead and killed it if it had blown up food” (#2) “Weak onna? You watch too much GW, Lily. Stay DBZ here!” Q: What happens to Bulma's hair between the Garlic Jnr. saga and the Trunks saga? A: (#1) “What do I look like? A friggin’ beauty salon lady?” (#2) “That means, no, she doesn’t know. I don’t either” Q: How can Future Trunks be so self-controlled and sexy when he has Bulma and Vegeta as parents? (Okay, I acknowledge that Vegeta could be thought of as sexy, but Bulma? No way.) A: (#1) “Trunks&ldots;&ldots;” ::happy sigh, kitty drool everywhere:: (#2) “Uhh, he really takes after his dad. Vegeta. Vegeta&ldots;..” ::again, happy sigh, kitty drool everywhere:: Err, well after I mop up the area I’ll return to doing the IAQ, unless you want the Great Saiyahairballs to keep on doing it. Let me know. Q: ok here's my question. Gohan was the first kid of Goku, a full blooded sayian, and he was born with a tail. But why was Trunks, The first son of Vegeta, born without a tail?? A: Maybe it was cut off at birth? Or removed so that it couldn't grow back? Or maybe he was too powerful to have a tail, heck if I know. Q: How much wood can a woodchuck actually chuck and CAN they even chuck wood? A: A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a wood chuck could chuck wood. But can he? I dunno. Q: Why does Vegeta look weird when he smiles? A: Smile or smirk? Smirk because he looks so cute and eeeeevil. Smiles because it looks so out of place on him. Q: How would Trunks look like if he was Krillin's son? Goku's son? A: Ewww, don't even want to think of a bald, noseless Trunks. For Goku, he'd probably look like a purple haired Gohan, assuming his mother's still Bulma. Q: How come they can put 2 pokemon movies in American theaters but not one DBZ movie? A: Because they are evil. Q: Why is Vegeta's hair brown at the start of dragonballz? A: Confused animators. Q: Are Piccolo and Freiza genderless? I seem to think they are I mean...Freiza does seem to be missing a part AND on top of that Brolly looks like he gots boobs o yeah and why does gt Vegeta look so ugly compared to the original Vegeta????? A: I know Piccolo's supposed to be genderless. Frieza? I dunno, maybe he's supposed to be male, or maybe not. Brolly's just a weenie. And GT Vegeta looks ugly because GT is evil and has nothing to do with DB or DBZ, but it's funny in a pathetic way anyway. Q: Why does Dr. Brief have a little kitty on his shoulder ALL the time?! A: Go to my links and click on The Black Cat of Dr. Brief's Shoulder. That explains it better than I ever could. Q: What kinda hair gel is it that Gohan uses during the Frieza saga? A: If you've seen There's Something About Mary, there's your answer right there. Q: Why didnt Goku seem surprised or anything when Vegeta was naked in that flashback? A: Umm, which flashback? What did I miss!?! Q: How come Vegeta doesn't call himself king of saiyans, cuz if King Vegeta (not the prince we all know and love) died, that means that Prince Vegeta would automatically be upgraded to King Vegeta, and then Trunks and Bra would be the prince and princess. A: Maybe there was some cerimony he was supposed to go through to become king. Q: How come Goku always manages to get his shirt ripped off in every battle? Is he a stripper or somthin? A: It's all about the fangirls, baby! Q: How come Vegeta's tail doesn't grow back, but Gohan's does the first few times? A: Because Gohan is younger. Maybe they only grow back when the Saiyan is still young. Q: How come Gohan's tail doesn't grow back? A: He grew up enough Q: Why would a bad ass character like Vegeta end up with a bitch like Bulma? A: Well she is the richest woman on the planet. Vegeta ain't stupid. Q: Have you every tried cornflakes and peanut butter with chocolat sauce drizzled over the top? A: Not yet.... ::droool:: Q: If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it? And furthermore, is corn even crackable? Is he SUCH a professional corn cracker that he can beat corn kernels with a claw hammer and not get corn juice all over him? A: Well the logical answer is that Jimmy is stupid. Therefor it wouldn't matter if anybody cared, or if he got corn juice all over himself. Q: Why does Gohan's hair grow really fast everywhare but on Namek? A: Saiyan hair growth is activated by being on their birth planet. Since Goku and Vegeta were born on Vejiitasei their hair never changes any on earth. Since Gohan was born on earth (and Trunks too for that matter) their hair grows and changes..... as long as they are on earth. When Gohan was on Namek, he wasn't being exposed to his home sunlight and his hair didn't grow. And since the Room of Spirit and Time (hyperbolic time chamber) is part of Earth, Gohan and Trunks's hair still grew in there. Q: Do you like Goku or Gohan better? A: Hmm, well as adults they can both be pretty annoying.... but as kids I'll have to say ChibiGoku was a heck of a lot cuter and funnier. Q: Where do the movies 'tree of might' and 'world's strongest' fit in??? A: Nowhere really. I suppose Tree was intended to come before the first episode of DBZ to explain why Garlic Jr. showed up later, but a lot of things don't really fit.... like why everyone was so surprised when Gohan showed incredable power against Raditz, if he's already kicked Garlic Jr. ugly butt with no problem, why should they be so surprised now? And the rest of the movies don't fit anywhere at all, for reasons I could go into in more detail if I weren't lazy at the moment. Maybe another time. Q: How do you eat pizza, Cheese first or Crust first? A: Personally I don't really like pizza all that much, but if I'm starving I always eat it cheese first. The crust is intended to hold the pizza by so you don't get grease and sause all over you. Guys tend to forget that. Q: Why was there just some normal guy in the cell saga wearing a hat saying "The Super Saiyan?", these guys don't even know what a saiyan is. A: Either lazy animators, or that's Toriyama's sense of humor for ya. Q: Why did Baba's crystal ball explode when the fight with Vegeta was going on but it barely did anything with the fight with Cell? A: She upgraded it. Crystal Ball v4.3 came with such annoying bugs such as rebooting randomly or crashing and exploding at times. Crystal Ball v5.0 has fixed these bugs, mostly. Q: Where did Trunks get that kickass (yes, kickass is one word to me,) jacket? A: Wal*Mart. Where else? Weeeeell.... truthfully it was probably from Capsul Corp. Hence the logo on the sleve. Q: Wendy wat the hell were u on when u drew that picture of puar and purunga? A: Caffeine. Q:If Nappa turnen ssj how would you know? A: His mustache of course! Or tail. I dun think anyone wants to jerk his panties down and check..... Q:Why is Trunks so sweet,cute,understanding,sexy...oops daydreaming there!!When Vegeta is so moody (no offence to Veggie)? A: Hmmm, lets assume you're speaking about Future Trunks, well because his mother raised him, Veggie died when the androids came. Q: How come there are barely any apperances of saiyan women? It could make the show a heck of a lot more interesting. A: The only thing I can figure is the same reason Chi Chi and Bulma, or any other female aren't very powerful. One bad mood swing and *POOF* bye bye Earth. Q: Why does teenage Gohan wear that ridiculous costume and say those ridiculous speeches as "The Great Saiya-Man"? A: So no one will know his "secret identity"? More likely because all that studying at such a young age warped his poor little brain. Q:Which VA do you like better, Japanese Goku, Gohan, and Goten, or English Goku, Gohan, and Goten (From all sagas)? A: The Japanese, always always the Japanese. Q: Why is Vegeta the only short saiyan? Was the writer trying to say that good things come in small packages or that size doesn't matter? A: He's trying to say that short people are cool and sexy. Q: When freeza's dad asks to touch Trunk's sword, which sword does he mean? A: I'll let you interpret this one any way you like. Q: If Bulma had twins would she name them Thong and Jockstrap? A: She might, but what if that's her parents names? Q: Do Vegeta's buns plump when you cook them? A: Ummm...... Q: Is it me, or do trunks clothes arbitrarily rip off at moments of intensity, and if so - where can i get his number? A: Anime and comic clothes aren't not like normal clothing. Pants are made of an indestructible fabric, no matter how much the person transforms, the pants will be undamaged and simple strech to accomidate. While it is possible for them to accumilate small rips here and there, no matter how powerful the blast is, the essential parts of the pants will remain undamaged. Shirts, on the other hand, are exactly the opposite. Even a small breeze is enough to tear away a shirt, not to mention a blast of some sort. Q: Just how long would the saiyan stamina last in bed? A: Well, it would only last 5 minutes, but there would be so much internal dialogue, flashbacks, soliquies, and powering up that it would seem to take hours and hours and hours. Q: If Trunks and Vegeta were strippers, who would make more money? A: Hmm, if Vegeta had his tail, it'd be no contest, but normally it'd be a close call, a very close call. Q: Are Piccolo's antenni really his g-spots? A: I honestly don't know.... Q: Cell still has a nub in his third form. Sooooo... how the does he pop zillions of babies out of a needle that small? And how the hell did he get himself pregnate, is he a transvestite like Frieza? And while we're at it, WHAT IS WITH ALL THE CROTCH SHOTS? Every time you watch the show there is at least 15 minutes worth of between the leg shots. Is there somthing that Funimation (don't you hate them) is trying to show off? A: Ah, umm, where to start? Cell is just disturbing..... and all the crotch shots? Probably the animators are compensating for something. Q: When a saiyin goes Super Sayin does the hair go gold ''everywhere'' ? A: Hmm, a question like this call for some reserch... heeeeeere Vegeta Vegeta Vegeta! Bwahaha Q: How did Tien get such a good looking girl like Lunch? A: Chicks dig the third eye thing. Really! Q: Is Tien's third eye really 'cause of milk allerges? A: Not really, you see the triclops didn't die out in 3x3 Eyes, they just moved to Dragon World. Tien is a decendent. Q: Why does Freeza wear makeup, and why doesn't it drip anytime during the battle, even as he almost bleeds to death? A: The secret is a really good foundation and not too much gloss, as well as the new no-smear formula. Q: It's not all that infrequent, but why oh why did they have to ruin the DB series with GT? Oh, and ::sings:: My cat is on your leg, my cat is on your leg, and if i'm lucky, I'll forget about that dreg A: To try and make more money on it. Heh, I need to find that pic again and put it somewhere on the site Q: If Nameccians have no gender, then how come Gohan calls him "Mr. Piccolo"? A: You ever try explaining to a three year old the concept of hermaphrodites? It's much easier to just say he's male. Q: I've been thinking lately, and this came to mind: If you could think of two good girlfriends for Yamucha and Piccolo, who would they be? A: Does it have to be DBZ? DBZ: Marron for Yamcha, they're two of a kind. Piccolo... hmm, well personally I think Chi Chi's gettin' a little green action, if ya know what I mean. Non-DBZ: Chocolat from Sorcerer Hunters, she'd whip Yamcha into shape... Litterally! And She Male from SuperMegaTopia for Piccolo. Q: If Yamcha and Puar had a kid, what would it look like? A: Hmm, I'd say human looking with black hair, purple cat ears, a purple tail, and the ability to shapeshift. Q: Do Nameks go to the bathroom? If so With what? A: Hmm, good question. They're sort of like plants so my guess is they just give off oxygen and other gases, like plants. Q: WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE PICCOLO? I LIKE PICCOLO! A: It's not easy being green. Q: How come peopkle always say annoying stuff like Vegeta or Trunks arethe most sexiest? A: Because they are, baka. Q: Why do people hate Gohan? He CARES a lot abuot his family!!!!!!!!!!! A: Because he's a whiny momma's boy. Q: Why do people always choose coules with Trunks or *stupid* Goten (No offence, Mr. no brain Son) instead of G/V &K/18? A: Because people are stupid. Q: Why do people say that Goku is stupid? He can drive a car & he's smarter than Goten!!! A: That's not saying much. He acts stupid. Like most of the people I know. Q: What's with people always picking the should - be couples instead of the actual couples? A: Because Bulma is a rich bitch, and Chi Chi's just a bitch. Q: Can Piccolo get himself pregnate? A: Yup, he can. If the origional Piccolo could reproduce without any partner that we know of, no reason this Piccolo can't too. Q: What is Goku's last name? A: Son. In Japanese the last name is frequently said first, which is why you'll often see it as "Son Goku" Q: In the song "Skip to my lu" you are skipping to your lu. What the hell is a lu, where is a lu, and why am i asking this question????? A: Questions Not Yet Asked Q: How often do you update? A: The ratio of updates is directly proportional to the frequency of new signatures in my guestbook. Or whenever I can make time to update. Q: Why cats? A: Because we felt like it, that's why! Q: Does King Kai were boxers of briefs? A: I dunno, but he does wear purple pants. Q: What all strange things/ mistakes have you noticed? A: In a flash back scene there's a Namek with a mustache. On Planet Namek, one of the explosions looks like a phallic symbol. Also, Krillin is back in his old gi for just a second. Those are the only major things I've found. Q: Can I e-mail either of you? A: No way! We hate being told how great this site is! Heh, of course we love fan mail!! Q: Where have you hidden all my matching shoes? A: Same place we buried the body of the last person who asked that. Q: Is all of this true? A: Some of it's true, some of it's made up, you'll just have to decide for yourself which is which. That's all for now. Have an infrequently asked question you wanna ask? Just e-mail it to me and I'll answer it!
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