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Visual   Written   Misc   Links   Contact DHZ	If you've ready any of the MB Fanfic you sould know that the Neko-sennen (Cat master) is my mother. She is a big help with a lot of stuff. However, she is best known for her wonderful quotes. Here are the best gems so far.   "You know, if I was Frieza I'd have at least one form that didn't have ugly feet. Or at least wear shoes" While looking at my Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches: "Look! It's Master Roachy!" Me: "Isn't this cute?" ::holding up a home-made stuffed Trunks doll:: Mom: "It looks like a demented Cabbage Patch doll" While helping me sew my 'Namekian Demented Cabbage Patch Dolls: "Sorry Mr. Piccolo. I just stuck a pin in your crotch. Poor Dende, you're next."   Mom: "Other than spitting out eggs, you don't really know how Nameks reproduce, do you? For all you know they reproduce with those little antenna things" Me: "Mom!" Mom: "Gives a whole new meaning to 'headbanging' doesn't it?" Me: "MOM!"   "There once was a fighter named Zarbon Who had trouble getting a hard on He took some Viagra And flew to Niagra Frieza followed without any garb on"   Other Quotes   My cousin Griffin: We had been talking about different stuff, one thing I mentioned was the joke about the Saiya-jins being the "Vegetatable People" and the Tsura-jins the "Fruit People" In a totally different conversation he poped out of no where: "You know, if the Fruit People had changed into butterflies at the full moon, the saiyans would have had a lot harder time killing them all"
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