*The camera is set up inside a restaurant mostly populated with cats. One lone Nameckian
sits at a table with a cat.*
Rajh: "Ready to begin the interview?"
Piccolo: "I guess, what is it stuff?"
*He holds up a small glass.*
Rajh: "Catnip sake, this restaurant's specialty"
*Rajh sips on his own drink*
Piccolo: "Alright, what do you want to know?"
Rajh: "A lot of stuff but we can start with why you decided to train Gohan"
*Piccolo takes a cautious sip of his drink*
Piccolo: "He showed a lot of power in the fight against Goku's no good brother. I thought
he could be useful after some training"
Rajh: "One question"
*Piccolo down his drink and pours another*
Piccolo: "What?"
Rajh: "Why didn't you just throw Gohan at the saiyans when they arrived? He did a good
job on that mountain"
*Piccolo chuckles*
Piccolo: "I don't really know"
*He drinks another cup of catnip sake*
Piccolo: "Hey, wait a sec, how'd you know about him blasting that mountain when he was
thrown?"
Rajh: "Remember that mountain lion Gohan played with a lot?"
Piccolo: "Yess..."
Rajh: "A distant relative of mine, he told me"
Piccolo: "Ah"
*Piccolo starts laughing*
*Rajh look a bit surprised*
Rajh: "You ok?"
*Piccolo grins, his face flushed*
Piccolo: "Of course, why wouldn't I be?"
*Piccolo starts giggling again, for no reason in particular, holding tight to the bottle of
sake*
*Rajh pulled out a tiny cell phone, calling KITTY headquarters*
Rajh: "No, no drugs, no weird foods either. Drink.. Well there was that catnip sake. What
do you mean it affects Namecks and saiyans even faster than cats? Opps, no I don't need
any help. If he doesn't remember how to get home can he crash at headquarters? No no,
not crash literally, I know friends don't let friends drink and fly. Ok, see you soon. Bye"
*Rjah hangs up*
Rajh: "Ok, Mr. Piccolo, lets step outside, maybe the fresh air will do you some good and
I've got an interview to finish"
*Rajh pays the bill then leads Piccolo outside, still holding tight to the bottle of catnip
sake*
Rajh: "So... anything else you'd like to mention about training Gohan?"
Piccolo: " Well *giggle* I remember the kid was like a firehose, everytime I turned
around he was marking his territory somewhere else *giggles uncontrollably, trying to
take another swig from the bottle*"
*Rajh attempts to get the bottle from him but is unsuccessful
Rajh: "Dang, why'd it have to be my turn to do an interview? *sigh* I know why. Shade
says doing a restaurant interview will make her break her diet and Ty only handles the
really dangerous characters."
Piccolo: "*Singing* And I'd give up forever to touch you, 'cause I know that you feel me
somehow. You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be and I don't wanna go home right
now..."
*Piccolo sniffs, starting to cry*
Piccolo: "No one understands me, no one cares! You're my only friend!"
*Piccolo tackles Rajh in a hug then passes out on top of him*
*Rajh squirms out from under him then stands back, looking over him*
Rajh: "Great, just great"
*Rajh carefully hops onto his back, digging all his claws into Piccolo's gi, being careful not
to hurt him, then takes off *
Piccolo: "*Mutters various things in his sleep*"
*Rajh lands at KITTY headquarters and knocks. a girl about 15 who is maybe 5' tall opens
the door. two kittens are clinging to her legs*
Cat: "Yes?"
Rajh: "He passed out, you owe me big, Cat."
Cat: "The exercise was good for you, take the little hairballs, I'll drag our knocked out
friend to the guestbed"
*Cat detaches the kittens from her legs then lifts Piccolo up carrying him down the hall*
Cat: "Heh, he's not that much heavier than you, Tassy, and Shade"
*Rajh pulls down the covers and Cat plops Piccolo down onto the bed then takes off his
shoes and his alcohol soaked top part of his gi then creeps out, turning off the lights*
*The doorbell rings, Cat goes to answer it*
Cat: "Hello"
Gohan: "Um, I think one of your kitties dropped this"
*Gohan hands her a turban
Cat: "Thank you, I'll make sure it's returned"
Gohan: "Ok, umm, what happened anyway?"
Cat: "Long story, want a drink?"
*Rajh makes panicky sounds*
Cat: "Soda of course"
*Gohan grins*
Gohan: "ok"
