And Dragon Ball created by Akira Toriyama
The big galactic empire doin` bad stuff yak yak yak who reads this any way, built big planet killer
Thingy … rebel spy guy stole a technical read out type thing of the mega
(Princess Bra’s ship being
shot at by Imperial ship)(Robots resembling Krillin and Goku walking)(Explosion)
C-krillin-0: Did you here
that?
R2-goku: (beep bleep beep)
C-krillin-0: they’ve shut
down the main reactor, will be destroyed for sure. (banging)
R2-goku (muffled): I CAN’T BREATHE IN THIS DAMN
COSTUM!!!!!
C-krillin-0: shut up. (alarm)
Ship’s
Captain over intercom: WE HAVE BEEN
BORED I REPET WE HAVE BEEN BORED!!!(Imperial troops boarding rebel
ship)(Rebel troops and Imperial troops shooting each other)(Rebels run
of)(Darth Vegeta enters the room)
Darth
Vegeta (deep voice):
where are those plans you intersepted? (holding rebel troop by neck) (macanacal breathing)
Male Rebel troop: we
intersepted no transmtion this is a consoler ship, were’re on a diplomadic
mishion.(strugeling to breath)
Darth
Vegeta: If this is a consoler ship is the ambassador?(breaks rebel troop’s
neck) commander tare this ship apart bring me the crew and passengers I want
them alive!
Male
Rebel troop: I’m not really hurt ya know I’m just acting.
Darth
Vegeta (normal voice): oh, shut
up.
[Else where]
C-krillin-0: R2-goku? Where
are you?
Princess
Bra: (putting disc in R2-goku, runs off)
C-krillin-0: (enters room)
there you are.
R2-goku: (beep beep bee beep)
C-krillin-0: wha?
Goku (muffled): stay in character moron.
[Else where]
Princess
Bra: (hiding behind wall)
Male
Imperial Troop: look, over their, get her!
[Else where]
C-krillin-0: (R2-goku rolls
off) where are you going?
R2-goku: (beep bleep bee beep)
R2-goku: (opens door to
escape pod) (beep)
Male
Imperial troops (from behind): Look their,
BLASTEM`!!!
Rebel
troop (from behind): Take cover!
C-krillin-0: ALL RIGHT ALL
RIGHT! Ya stupid…(Both get in escape pod)(pod launches)
[Imperial ship]
Male
Imperial officer: look there’s an escape pod.
Male
Officer #2: don’t shoot, there’s no life form.
[Rebel ship]
(Rebel troops walking down
hall with Imperial troops pointing guns at them)
Princess
Bra: Dad what the hell are you doing?
Darth
Vegeta: shut up, stay in character (deep
voice) don’t act so surprised you weren’t on a diplomatic mission,
transmissions were beemed to this ship by rebel spies what have you done with
those planes?!
Princess
Bra: what in hell are you talking about? I’m a member of the Imperial
senate.
Darth
Vegeta: you are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor, TAKE HER
AWAY!(Imperial troops take Bra away)(Normal
voice) god I love my job!
Commander: lord Vegeta we
could not find the plans for the Planet
Killer Thing…an escape pod was launch, no life forms were abroad.
Drath
Vegeta (deep voice): she must have
put the plans in the pod, send some one to find it see to in personably
commander, there’ll be no one to stop us this time!
Commander:
Pffft! Yeah, “No one”.
[Mean while on planet
Regula]
(R2-goku
and C-krillin-0 screaming) (Escape pod crashes)
R2-goku (muffled): holy *hit dude.
C-krillin-0: I tolled you we should’ve
put more then 5 bucks worth of gas in!
R2-goku (muffled): shut up you--…what the hell happened
to you? Some one forgot to build ya a nose?
C-krillin-0: you worthless--
what the hell is that? (large land craft approaches)(Olong walks out)Who are you?
Olong: (pulls out
gun)(shoots R2-goku and C-krillin-0)
[Later]
Imperial
troop: some one was in the pod.
Troop
#2:
look sir, droids.
[Else where Later on]
(Large land craft approaches
small farm, Adult Gohan walks out of farm)
Gohan: TRUNKS! GET YOUR
BUTT OUT HERE!!!!
Trunks: COMING!
Olong: (speaking alien language)
Gohan: uh-huh…(looks at
C-krillin-0)You, what are you programmed to do?
C-krillin-0: I am C-krillin-0
I have been programmed with over 300 million forms of communication.
Gohan: …works for me,
I’ll take em`, and that one (points to R2-goku) HEY TRUNKS!!! Take these droids
and clean them.
Trunks: ah, do I have
to?
Gohan: yes.
Trunks: oh! Come on,
your not even my real uncle.
Gohan: Shut up and get
to work!
[5 minutes later]
Trunks: so how’d you get
this mark? (Points to mark on C-krillin-0)
C-krillin-0: I was shot by an
Imperial troop.
Trunks: WHAT?! You guys
are with the rebel alliance?!
C-krillin-0: that’s correct
sir.
Trunks: (starts scraping
dust off R2-goku) say uh, what’s this do-hickey? (Loud beep)
R2-goku: (projects
holographic image of princess Bra)
Holographic
image of princess Bra: Help me Kame
wan Senen PLEASE! (Repeating)
Trunks: who the hell is
that?
R2-goku (muffled): oh $#!%, I mean (beep bee beep whistle)(message repeats)
Trunks: Kame wan Senen?
C-krillin-0: do you know who
he’s talking about?
Trunks: I don’t know any
one named Kame wan Senen but I know a
guy named Roshi wan Senen he’s an old pervert, you should see his porno stash…(message repeats) I think I should
listen to the whole message.
R2-goku: (whistle beep)
C-krillin-0: he say the bolt
thingy that the Olong put in him messed up the message thing.
Trunks: ok (pulls bolt
thingy off of R2-goku)(message turns off) HEY!
R2-goku: (muffled laughing) SUCKER!
Gohan (in other room): TRUNKS GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE BEFORE
I GIVE YOUR FOOD TO THE DOG!!!!!
Trunks: we don’t have a
dog.
Gohan (in other room): none the less GET OVER HERE AND EAT
YOUR DAMN FOOD!!!
Trunks: Coming! Ya jack
ass.
[Later on]
Trunks: hey where’s
R2-goku?
C-krillin-0: um… funny thing
about that… that bolt thing you took of em`… with out it he ran of.
Trunks: aw nuts… we
can’t leave to look for him now bunch alien monster things would kill us… damn
robot
[Next day in the middle of a
desert]
Trunks: (driving land-craft)
there he is, on scanner.(land-craft stops in front of R2-goku)
R2-goku: (beep beep tweet whistle)
C-krillin-0: nice goin` ya
stupid little…(distant roar)
Trunks: what was
that…huh? WHAT THE!?-- (Big monster thing jumps out of no where, Punches
trunks)
C-krillin-0: (falls down)
R2-goku: (rolls in to cave)
Monster
thing: (snarling) (Old man
approaches)(monster thing runs of)
Old
Man: Hey you! You in the cave! I can take ya, don’t think I can’t! (kicking
air)(falls down)OH!
R2-goku: (sigh) (rolls out)
Trunks: (wakes up) huh?
Roshi?… Roshi wan Senen?
Old
Man: Huh? Trunks? What are you doin` here?…oh! you want more of those
“adult books” eh? All right.
Trunks: no I came here
because of this driod, it has a message for Kame wan Senen do you know him?
Roshi: yeah I know
em`…he’s me…I think… but I don’t remember owning a droid…we better go inside
before more monsters show up.
[2 minutes later] if you are reading this you don’t need glasses
Trunks: my father didn’t
fight in the war, he was a navigator on a Romulan frigate.
Roshi: that’s what your
uncle told you… he’s not even you real uncle…I was once a Ki-warrior.
Trunks: a what?
Roshi: well it kinda`
like a telepathic guy, and shinny…and then it’s creamy and da, uh…any way, your
father wanted you to have this when you were old enough…you
father’s…laser…sword…thing…
Trunks: how’d my father
die?
Roshi: a young
apparatus of mine named Darth Vegeta who was a pupil of mine until he turned to
evil, he bettered and murdered your father…For hundreds of years the Ki protected
the galaxy, they’re still alive but where they are now they’ll wish they were
dead… now you said you had a message for me?
Trunks: I found it while
cleaning this droid.
R2-goku: (projects
holographic image of princess Bra)
Roshi: DAMN, THOSE ARE
BIG!
Holographic
image of Bra: General Senen you need to
deliver the plans in this R2 unite to Deneva, this information is vital to the survival of the rebel alliance, please
HELP ME KAME WAN SENEN PLEASE!!!!!
Roshi: …you must learn
the way of the Ki if you are to come with me to Deneva.
Trunks: I can’t go to
Deneva, I’ve got work to do.
Roshi: that’s your
uncle talking, even tough he’s not you real uncle.
Trunks: … I can take you
to a near by city maybe you can get a ship there.
Roshi: and maybe some
more porn magazines.
[Mean while on the Imperial Planet Killer thing]
(Admirals conference room)
(Vegeta and several men
sitting at a table)
Commander
Tou pie pie: until this battle station is on line we are venerable the rebel
alliance is to well equipped.
Admiral
Myuu: Dangerous to you star fleet General, not to the battle station.
Darth
Vegeta: don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed,
the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the
Force-- (normal voice) I mean the Ki,
whatever the hell that means.
Governor
Raditz: nice goin` idiot, now we’re gonna get sued.
General Tou pie pie: none the less…your stupid religion has not gotten us any closer to
finding the reb--(struggling to breathe)
Darth
Vegeta (deep voice): I find your
lack of faith Disturbing.
Governor
Raditz: that’s enough, Vegeta release him.
Vegeta: as you wish.
Tou
pie pie: (gasping)
Raditz: this bickering
is pointless, Vegeta will provide us with the location of the rebel base by the
time this station is on line (soft chuckle) they will suffer a fate worse then
death (insane laughing)
Tou
pie pie: you’ve been inhaling next to snow-borders again, haven’t you?
[Back on Regula]
(At the ruins of Olong large
land craft)
Trunks: what happened
here?
Roshi: Imperial troops
did this.
Trunks: what makes you
so sure.
Roshi: look their,
moron a dead troop.
Trunks: why would
empyreal troops wantna` kill Olongs?(looks at R2-goku and C-krillin-0)if they
traced the androids here then they’d find out who they sold them to and…(gets
in to land speeder, drives off)
Roshi: WAIT!
Trunks: (arrives at
destroyed farm, Gohan lying dead)(gasp!)(sigh)
(Roshi and droids arrive) I’m gonna` miss that bastard… even though he once got
drunk and tried to impale me threw the head with a chair… and that time he
started firing off rounds from his blaster at me… I want to go with you and
learn the way of the Ki, whatever the hell that means
[Mean while on the planet killer] if you are reading this you
have no life
Darth Vegeta: Now Princess Bra we will discuss the location of the rebel base. (pulls out bottle of Vodka, pours it down Bra’s throat)
[Later on Regula at a near by city]
Roshi: Mass Icey you’ll
never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy… accept maybe L.A.
(all driving thew city,
Imperial troop stops them)
Trunks: um…uh…
Roshi: are you sure that you can see in in that
helmet?
Troop: what?
Roshi: if you’ll look closely you’ll see that these
aren’t droids, they’re Robots.(waves hand)
Troop: oh yeah! Well were lookin` for droids so go
on.
Trunks: There’s no difference.
Roshi: shut up boy. (Roshi Trunks, R2-goku and
C-krillin-0 enter bar full of aliens)
Alien: (holding cell phone) E.T. phone home.
Alien#2 (deep voice): If you go to Za’ha’doom you
will die.
Alien#3: WILL YOU STOP SAYING
THAT!?!
R2-goku (muffled): I’m hungry can I get some food?
C-krillin-0: androids don’t eat stupid.
R2-goku (muffled): but we’re just
acting, we’re not really robots.
Trunks: androids.
R2-goku: whatever. but
I’m still hungry…
Alien#5: Hey! You!
Trunks: Huh?
Alien#5: We don’t take
kindly to Hue-mans around hear.
Trunks: I’m Saiyan.
Alien#5: Well we don’t
take kindly to Saiyanz either, you think you’re so hot with your tail!
Trunks: I don’t have a
tail, it was cut off when I was younger.
Alien#5: We don’t take
kindly to tail-less Saiyanz!
Alien#3: Hey bud there’s
a beautiful woman over there. (Points to woman siting at table)
Alien#5: Hey! We don’t
take kindly to beautiful women around here!
Trunks: …moron.
Bar
Tender: your droids, we don’t want them here.
Roshi: there not droids
they’re uh…from…Canada.
Bar
Tender: oh, in that case, come on in!
Roshi: this guy says he
knows a pilot that’ll take us to Deneva. (Trunks, Roshi sit down at table with
to men)
Man: I’m Goten Solo
Captain of the…Capsule Corp…spider ship…thing…from DBGT, and this is Jeice.
Jeice (James Doohan’s
voice): hello.
Goten: so you guys are looking for passage to the Denevin system.
Roshi: yeah.
Goten: what’s the
cargo?
Roshi: only passengers,
myself, the boy, two droids,… and no questions.
Goten:
what
is it ya want to avoid some sort of local trouble?
Roshi: now what did I
just say?
Goten: none the less,
this is going to cost ya extra-- 17,000.
Trunks: WHAT?!! Why yo--
Roshi: shut up Trunks.
Will you take a check?
Goten:
sure.
Roshi: (pulls out
checkbook) ok how do you spell your last name?
Goten: S-O-L-O
Roshi:
ok
here ya go… sucker.(hands check to Goten)
Goten: all right, we
leave in 10 minutes, docking bay 4 (Trunks and Roshi leave) all right! This
could really save my butt Scotty, get the ship ready.
Jeice: aye sir.(walks
off)
Alien#6: (speaking alien language)
Goten: yes Burter I was
going to see your boss, tell Freezer I’ve got his money.
Burter:
(alien language)
Goten: Yak yak yak yak
yak. (pulls out gun, shoots Burter)
[Back on the Planet Killer]
Darth
Vegeta (normal voice): HOW THE
HELL CAN SHE DRINK THAT MUCH KLINGON
VODKA AND NOT GET DRUNK!?! (If you can read this you don’t need glasses)
Governor
Raditz: well she did pass out.
Darth
Vegeta: well I thought she’d get drunk and tell us where the rebel base is.
Raditz: you shouldn’t
have use Klingon Vodka.
Raditz: perhaps she’d
respond to a different form of persuasion, set cores for Deneva.
Male
Officer: yes sir.
[Later on at Spider ship from GT]
Cold
the Hut (alien language): <Solo, I know you’re in their Solo!>
Goten: right here Cold.
Cold: <I’m a vary
busy man, so I’ll get to the point, give me my money or die.>
Goten: ok, here, I
deposited a check.
Cold
the Hut: <ok, see ya later.>
[5 minutes later]
Trunks: what a piece of
crap, ya call that a ship?
Goten: no, I call that
a public rest room, that is my ship. (points to ship)
Trunks: none the less,
it’s still a piece of crap.
Goten: shut up and get
in. (all get in ship)
Imperial
troop (from behind): THIRE THEY
ARE BLAST EM`!!!(troops start shooting ship)
Goten: SCOTTY GET US
OUT OF HERE!!!
Jeice: yes sir! (Ship
launches)
[Back on the Planet Killer]
Officer: we’re in orbit
Deneva
Governor
Raditz: bring in Bra.
Princess
Bra: Governor Raditz, I thought I’d find you holding Vegeta’s leash.
Raditz: how
charming…tell me do Princes, do you watch STAR
TREK?
Raditz: you know when
the beem and go kweeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyooooooommmmmmmmmm, when they do
that ya know what’s happening right? They’re being broke down to atoms and move
threw space and then they come back together.
Bra: huh?
Raditz: what we have
built is a transporter beam powerful enough to transport an entire planet
across an un-measurable distance.
Bra: so?
Raditz: so, we will now
demonstrate the power of our weapon on your home planet of Deneva.
Bra: you’d destroy my
planet just to get me to talk!?
Raditz: Have you been
listening? “Planet Killer” is just a
name, we’re not going to blow it up, no we’re going to do something far worse…
this weapon is a giant transporter, that will beam your planet out of our
galaxy and send it to the FUNimation galaxy!
Bra: (gasp!)
Raditz: that’s right,
there they will be slaves to censors, V-chips and the dreaded bad voice acting (insane laughing) the same place we sent
all the Ki! (insane laughing)
Bra: you monster!
You’re not human!
Raditz: we may not be
in the Dragon Ball universe, but I’m still a Saiyan…OK that’s corny.
Bra: any way, I
almost wish they were gonna die! but the FUNimation galaxy! YOU’RE SICK!!!
Raditz: I grow tired of
asking, so this will be the last time; where is the rebel base!?
Bra: (looking at
Deneva on computer)…Bajor IV…
Raditz: you see Vegeta
she can be cooperative…you may fire when ready.
Bra: WHAT!!!?
Raditz (singing): Sucker sucker ha ha fooled you ha
ha!…(Normal) ok I’m finished. (planet
killer fires ray at Deneva, Deneva disappears)
[Back on the spider ship] if you are reading
this you have no life.
Roshi: … I just felt a
disturbance.
Trunks: like as if
millions of people cried out in pain and then were silenced.
Roshi: no I just bout this new TV and the Denevin network just went dead… oh, I’m gonna miss STAR TREK.
C-krillijn-0: (looking at
Jeice) you know, I don’t recognize your race.
Jeice: I’m a Scottolain
from planet Bad-Accent.
C-krillin-0: where is that
planet?
Jeice: it’s in the
FUNimation galaxy.
Trunks: WHAT!!!, the
FUNimation galaxy?!
Goten: He’s not with
the V-chips… he’s the only person to
ever escape their them…(computer beeping)
we’re coming up on Deneva.
Trunks: where is it?
Goten: hey Scotty, is
this the right position?
Jeice: the computer
says “yes”.
Trunks: then where’s the
planet?… is that it? (points to object on screen)
Goten: I think that’s a
small moon.
Jeice: but Deneva has no moon.
Roshi: that’s no moon…
it’s a space station..
R2-goku (muffled): I’ll
take that sucker out (R2-D2 costume opens) Kaaaahh-Maaaaayyy-Haaaaaaahhhhh!-Maaaaaaayyy!-HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
C-krillin-0: ahem! (everyone looking at R2-goku)
Goku: what? what?… WHAT!!?…Oh
right, sorry (gets back in costume)
(Ship enters Plant Killer’s docking bay)
[Raditz’s office] the person that
wrote this has no life
Raditz: (playing with STAR WARS action figures) (imitating Darth Vader) you should not
have come back old man, when you left I was but the learner now I am the
master. (imitating Obi-wan-Kenobi)
Only a master of evil Darth (hitting both action figures against etch other) (imitating light saber noises) (imitating Vader) Bang bang! You’re dead
now. (imitating Obi-wan) AAHHH! (imitating Luke Skywalker) NNOOO! Bang
bang! I shoot you (imitating Vader)
no you missed, bang! you’re dead now (door opens) (normal voice) AAHHH! YOU SAW NOTHING GOT IT!!!!
Commander Tou Pie Pie: (standing in doorway) yes sir, I didn’t see you playing with your dolls Again. We have captured a ship entering the Denevin star system.
Raditz: …well… search
it!
Tou
Pie Pie: Yes sir…
Radiz: …why are you
still here?
Tou
Pie Pie: the princes… we search Bajor IV… there was nothing there.
Raditz: What!?
Tou
Pie Pie: nothing, we literally combed the desert.
Raditz: literally?
Tou
Pie Pie: well, admiral Myuu tolled us to “comb the desert”, and general Nappa,
being the moron that he is, tolled his men to get big combs and “comb the
desert.”
Raditz: remind me to have
him shot.
Tou
Pie Pie: yes sir, and the princess?
Raditz: shoot her to.
Tou
Pie Pie: yes sir.
Tou
Pie Pie: uh-huh (writhing) anyone else?
Raditz: listen, I’ll
give you a list by the end of the day.
Tou
Pie Pie: aye sir.
[mean while] if you can read
this you don’t need glasses
R2-goku: (beep Blip whistle)
C-krillin-0: we’ve fond the
tractor ammeter that’s holding the ship here.
Roshi: I’ll shut of the
tractor ammeter.
Goten: ok (Roshi
leaves)
R2-goku: (beep whistle tweet blip beep)
Goten: what’s with him?
C-krillin-0: he says that
he’s found princess Bra.
Goten: who the hell
would name their kid after under pants?
Trunks: the princess? we
gotta` save her.
Goten: why?
Trunks: she’s the one in
the message the droids belong to her.
Goten: yeah yeah yeah,
look you do what ya want, I’m gonna stay here and watch TV. (turns TV on)
TV: …so if you see this Andorian remember: he’s
bites and he targets young Vulcans around the age of 115…coming up next, our
weekly movie. tonight features, Star Trek five…hundred. And stay tune after the movie for the 10:00 news… 11:30
in quadrant 34 “K” alpha…
Trunks: if ya come I’ll
give you this shiny watch.
Goten: I told you, I’m
not go--… oh, that is shiny…oohhh. (looking at watch)
Trunks: Come on!
C-krillin-0: hey!… Can I
come?
Trunks: …no.
C-krillin-0: ah nuts (Trunks,
Goten and Jeice leave room)
[mean while]
Roshi: (walks up to
computer, deactivates tractor beem)
[mean while]
(Trunks, Jeice and Goten
enter brig)
Trunks: um…duh, uh…
we’re a…uh, here to… install your new cable, cable.
Goten: uh, sure why
not?
Trunks: Will have to
access to wires in the cellblock.
Officer: witch one?
Trunks: um…
Goten: witch cellblock
is the princess in?
Officer: C-4-7-9-alfha,
cell “D” 6.
Trunks: thanks. (all
three walk of)
Officer: sure… hey wait a
minute, STOPEM`!!!
Goten:
ah,
Sh--( Imperial troop
shooting at Trunks, Goten and Jeice)
Jeice: Crap crap crap!
Trunks: There’s the
princess, Crap! It’s guarded.
Guard: (humming Dan Dan AKA opening theme to DBGT) (Trunks
puts hand on guard’s neck) what the hell are you doing?
Trunks: The Vulcan neck pinch?
Guard: nah, stupid your
way too high, ya gotta do it here, where the shoulder meets the neck.(pointing
to neck)
Trunks: like this?
(moves hand down)
Guard: Yeah! That’s it! (Falls down)(Trunks opens cell)
Princess
Bra: who the hell are you?
Trunks: my name is
Trunks Vegetable-walker, I’m here with your R2 robot thing.
Bra: ok lets get the
hell out of here, but first one question: who the hell would name their kid
after boxer shorts?
Trunks: well who the
hell would name their kid after a woman’s underwear?
Bra: shut up.(both
exit cell)
Goten: Hey those are BIG!
Bra: Jackass
Imperial
troop: they have the princess! (shooting)
Trunks: oh man! we are
so screwed! (shooting)
Bra: well why don’t
you just go down the garbage shoot?
Jeice: good idea.
Goten: no it’s not.
Trunks: yes it is.
Goten: all right! ya
stupid… (all 4 enter garbage shoot)
Trunks: aw! God that
smell!
Goten: well I’m use to
those kinds of smells, the ride here was 2 hours and I had to sit next to you (laughing)
Computer: warning garbage masher active.
Computer: garbage masher out of order.
Trunks: eh, can’t
complain.
[mean while]
Roshi: (walking down
hall, runs in to Darth Vegeta)
Darth
Vegeta (deep voice): so Senen, we
meet again. (mechanical breathing)
Roshi: yeah well your
a…nerd.
Darth
Vegeta (normal voice): what?
Roshi: lets just skip
this and fight.
Vegeta (deep voice): as you wish. (pulls out laser sword)
Roshi:
(pulls
out laser sword)(Both fighting)
[else where]
Goten: all right
there’s the ship, I hope the old man took the tractor beam off line.
C-krillin-0: there you are,
sir, I’ve been looking all over for you.
Bra: R2!
R2-goku (muffled): I told ya they were big.
C-krillin-0: all right you
win, they’re big.
Bra: why dose every
one keep saying that?
Trunks: look! (points to
Vegeta and Roshi fighting)
Roshi: (hitting Vegeta
on head with laser sword)
Vegeta (normal voice): OW! Hey quit it!, aw hell with it
(pulls out gun, shoots Roshi in leg)
Roshi: OW! uh-oh.
Vegeta (deep voice): (laughing)
Vegeta to transporter room, lock on to Roshi and beam him to the FUNimation
galaxy.
Transporter
chief over radio: aye sir.
Vegeta: (insane laughing)
Roshi: crap! (vanishes)
Vegeta: (insane laughing)(normal voice) sucker!
See you in another Dimension!
Goten: Get in the ship
kid!(all get in ship)(ship launches)
Jeice: Captain,
there’re 8 Imperial fighters closing fast!
Goten: all right, HEY
KID! Get to the gunner tower.
Trunks: all right… here
they come.
Bra: OH-NO! we’re
going to die! and I’m still a v--
(Beeeeeep)
Man#2: do to cut backs
we can not afford this space battle…
and we’re all so paying the actor like 5 bucks, I hate cut backs, we’re sorry.
Damn Toriyama.
(Beeeeeep)
Goten: great shot kid!
Jeice: princess, I
think you should put your close back on and get off me, we aren’t going to die.
[Back on the Planet Killer]
Tou
Pie Pie: why is this taking so long?
Raditz: so you’re sure
the homing beacon is on the ship?
Vegeta (deep voice):
yes, in a few minutes we will have the location of the rebel base…(clock ticking…)
Tou
Pie Pie: …(humming Cha-La AKA theme from DBZ )…
Raditz: …(sigh)…(clock ticking…)…
Vegeta (normal voice):
…how long is this suppose to take?…(clock
ticking…)…(ticking continues…)…(sigh)
Officer: (enters room)
SIR!
Tou
Pie Pie: (humming ends) What?! Can’t
you see that we’re very busy!?…
Officer: sorry sir, but
the Spider Ship is getting close to
Veridian III, we think the rebel base might be there.
Tou
Pie Pie: OHH! And that gives you the
right to interrupt our conversation!?
Raditz: shut up Pie, Set
cores, top speed.
[back on the Spider Ship]
Jeice: Captain, we’re coming up on Veridian III.
Goten: take us in.(ship
lands)(All exit ship)
Man: I’m general
Yamcha, thank you for saving the princess.
Goten: ya ya ya, so uh,
when do I get paid?
Yamcha: here ya go
(hands Goten check)…sucker.
[2 minutes later]
R2-goku: (beep blip Beep)
Yamcha: now we’ve
scanned the data in the R2 unit and we’ve come up with this attack plan,
(computer turns on) you will be
Piloting small stunt
fighters you will have to come to this trench and fly down it until you come to
this port, you must fire 2 photon torpedoes and, the torpedoes will cause an
up-surge in the station’s power and activate the transporter system and send
that sucker to the FUNimation galaxy…what’s left of it any way.
Trunks: ok lets go all
ready before he starts talking again!
Goten: I’d help, but
I’ve got this thing…
[10 minuets later]
(ships launching)
[back at the planet killer]
Computer: rebel base in range in 15 minuets.
(rebel ships firing at planet killer)(explosions) if you are reading this you have no life.
[inside]
Darth
Vegeta (Deep voice): ready my fighter.
Officer: sir?
Vegeta: just do it!!
(Enters ship, launches)
[space]
(Rebel
pilot screaming, explosions and stuff)
(too
lazy to write the rest)
Trunks: I’m starting my
attack run. (Flying down trench, Lasers firing, Approaching port, Vegeta’s
fighter following Trunk’s fighter)
Vegeta: I have you now! (laser firing) what!?(Spider Ship approaches)(laser hits Vegeta’s ship, sends it flying)
Goten: sucker! All
right kid blow the damn thing all ready!!!
Roshi’s
voice: use the Ki trunks…trust me…JUST
DO IT YA STUPID KID!!!!
Trunks: (closes eyes,
fires torpedoes)
Planet killer’s computer:
warring power up-surge.
Tou
Pie Pie: Sir I think--
Raditz: Pie, ya gotta
help me! I don’t know how to make decisions! I’m a politician!!!
Tou
pie pie: There’s the escape pod, We’re almost there!(explosion) (fade to black) Sir, wake up.
Raditz: where are we?
Tou
Pie Pie: I don’t know, I think we made it to the escape pod.
Raditz: what if we
didn’t?
Sean
Schemmel’s voice: Hi I’m English Goku, welcome to the FUNimation
galaxy!
Raditz: no, no, NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(Sobbing)
[Back in other galaxy]
(Goten and Trunks getting
metals put around their necks)
R2-goku (muffled): can I take this off costume now?
THE END
Princess Bra: Princess Leia
Captain Goten Solo: Captain Han Solo
Darth Vegeta: Darth Vader
Jeice (Scotty): Chewbacca
(Chewy)
Governor Raditz: Governor
Tarkin
Kame-wan-Senen:
Obi-wan-Kenobi
R2-goku: R2-D2
C-krillin-0: C3P-0
General Yamcha: General Raikin
Cold the Hut: Jabba the Hut
Burter: Greedo
Oolong: Jawa
Gohan Lars: Owen Lars
Commander Tou Pie Pie: no one really
Admiral Myuu: Admiral Thrawn
Akira Toriyama: George Lucas
Deneva: Alderaan
Regula: Tatooine
If you can’t read this you do need glasses
The person that wrote this has no life
For those that haven’t seen Star Wars…
Star Wars, do, do, do. Clean
the Droid
Leia: help me Obi-Wan.
Luke: I should save
Leia.
Darth
Vader: I have you now Obi-Wan!
Obi-Wan:
AH!
I’m a ghost, use the force, Luke.
Luke: I can’t! …Ok
No more Death Star!
Episode V
Where it’s cold!
Luke: look, the
Empire.
Rebels: Run away!
Yoda:
you’re
a Jedi like your dad
Luke: cool.
Darth
Vader: I am your father.
Luke: my hand!
Hey, look at Leia’s Bikini
Luke:
oh-no!
It’s Jabba!
Luke:
look,
little bears.
Vader:
come
to the dark side.
Luke: no
Vader: yes
Luke: no
Vader: yes
Luke: I can’t kill you
dad.
Vader; I’ll do it. AH!
Luke: Leia, you’re my
sister.
Leia:
pig,
I love you Han.
Han: Thanks
