A FUNimation Nightmare…
A play starring: Gokou, ChiChi, Gohan, Goten, Trunks, Vegeta, Bulma, Yamcha, Master Roshi, Chaotzu, Tien, Krillin, Piccolo, Oolong, Puar, an invisible being from the FUNimation staff, and that little voice in my head that tells me to write stories while on a caffeine high…
That Little Voice/Narrator: The Z-Gang is hanging out at the Kami House.
Gokou: ChiChiiiiiiiiiiii….! PLEASE? I’m hungry!
ChiChi: No, I won’t you eat any fried rice! If you do, the next thing I know you will try to eat my son! Oh, you just HAD to name him "Gohan", didn't you!?
Gokou: *looks pleadingly at ChiChi, who just ignores him and puts the rice away*
Gohan: *starts backing away from Gokou*
Master Roshi: Hey everyone! I brought you all some beer! Wait a minute… this is water! I was sure it was good ol’ Namekian Beer! *he holds up a mug of… yes… WATER!*
Trunks: What does that sticker on your mug say?
Master Roshi: Sticker? Oh, I didn’t notice that before. It says… "FUNimation was here"…?
Everyone: *gasp*
Vegeta: holy sh-*WHACK!* MMMPH!!! *a sticker that says "FUNimation was here" flew out of nowhere and stuck to Vegeta’s face*
Everyone: *gasp*
Gokou: *takes the distraction as an opportunity to steal and eat the bowl of fried rice. He does so and then notices Gohan*
Gohan: Uh oh…
Gokou: FOOOOD!!!!!
Gohan: AAHH!!! HELP ME!!! PICCOLO!!!
Piccolo: Zzzzz…
Gokou: *suddenly vanishes right before he bites Gohan. A small note flutters to the ground that says, "This scene was cut- FUNimation"*
Chaotzu: Eeeep! Tien! I'm scared!
Tien: Don't worry my love, i'll protect you...
Everyone: *stops for a moment to look at Tien*
Tien: Uh... I ment friend...!
Bulma: *trying to pull the sticker off Vegeta’s face* Who ARE these people!?
Oolong: That’s it. I’m leaving. I’m going to pack my collection of women’s underwear and get out of here!!! *he runs into the house. Seconds later there is a horrified scream and crying*
Oolong: There is a lock on my collection safe that says "FUNimation" on it!!!
Puar: *flies in* YAMCHA HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!! *a pair of clothes with the word "FUNimation" on them flies after her*
Yamcha: PUAR!!! What the he-*WHACK!*
Master Roshi: MY BEER!!! DEAR KAMI SAVE US!!!!!!
Everyone: *screaming*
Krillin: *goes to hide in the bathroom* NOOO!!! *the words FUNimation are on a door barricade blocking the bathroom*
Gohan: This is terrible!
Krillin: *a FUNimation object forces itself into his mouth* ACK!! Has… sudden… urge… to… say… "Solid"….
ChiChi: I’ll show them!!!
Goten: Huh…?
ChiChi: I WANT TO KILL SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *starts backing away from ChiChi, except for Piccolo*
Piccolo: Zzzz… Huh? What?
ChiChi: DIE!!! *she gives him a bloody gash*
Piccolo: *WHAP!* AAH!!! I stopped bleeding and there is a sticker on my cut!!! What the fu-*WHACK!!!*
ChiChi: Grrr… *lunges at Piccolo again, but she suddenly disappears. A note flutters to the ground telling the same fate as Gokou*
Gohan and Goten: MOMMY!!!!!!!
Bulma: *gives up on Vegeta and throws him aside* THAT DOES IT!!! *she pulls out a high-tech gun. A second later it is blocked with the word, well… you guessed it. "FUNimation".* What the HE- *WHACK!*
Trunks: *tries to slice the stickers off of everything, but his sword is instantly replaced by an inflatable circus sword with the words "FUNimation was here" written on it* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Krillin: I’m mondo scared…
ChiChi’s Voice: Gokou…? GOKOU WAKE UP!!!
Gokou: Zzzzzz… what? *he wakes up to his own room* Son-ChiChi! I had a horrible dream! *scratches head* There was a very powerful un-stoppable force taking over our lives!
ChiChi: Uh huh… well guess what! I just got news this morning! Next week we will be translated to English by a company called FUNimation!!!
THE END of DBZ as we know it! AAAHHH!!!!
-By Saiyan Gina, the All-mighty Green-Haired One (hehehe)
