"Probably something about food...", Goten mumbled.
"This is another oportunity for me the prove I am superior to Kakarot, by reading a greater poem!"
Goku said nothing.
"Okay Trunks, your up first", the announcer said from behind the curtain.
You see, there was a national poem competition for 1 million dollars, and although thousands entered, they were quickly destoyed by Vegeta. Only the Saiyans remained in the competition.
Trunks stepped up onto the gigantic stage, and read his poem into the microphone...
"I walked in through the kitchen door,
expecting to find some food.
But what I saw was nothing more,
than a refrigirator robbed of everything good.
No mustard, cheese, jelly or jam,
not even the slightest piece of ham,
or a very tiny piece of bread,
or a roast turkey, or a chicken with no head.
Right then I realized it couldn't be a mouse,
because it was clear that Goku had been through our
house."
The crowd burst out in laughter, with tears streaming down thier faces. An ambulance had to come to help a man who had bursted his splein from the laughter. Another guy had to get a lung transplant.
"That wasn't very nice", said Gohan with a frown on his face.
"I was under time pressure", responded Trunks.
Goten was laughing extremely hard.
"Where did you think of that, Trunks?",he asked.
"Your father actually HAD been through our kitchen today"
*Goten sweatdrops*
Gohan came out with his poem...
"Arithmatic, and Caculus, and even Algebra two,
had all played a big part in acting really cool,
if I could know 8 times 8, to the power of 43,
then I would have LOTS of girls, heck, they'd be all
over me!
But unfortunatly, my plan failed,
so I took geography,
but I was still considered a nerd,
so they said that I was stupid, and hung me in a tree.
I still don't know why I ki-blasted them, to a bloody
pile of ash, but THEN the girls were lovin me!Yet they
were gone in such a flash..."
The crowd barely cheered, then someone yelled,"You stink worse than my mama!"
"I didn't know you were one with the ladies", replied Trunks.
"Shaddap, I don't want to talk about it okay..."
The stage manager polked his head inside.
"Umm, in order to save time, the ones called Goku and Vegeta will have to go on at the same time", he said.
The poor manager's only response was a quick ki-blast to another dimension.
Vegeta decided to listen to the manager, despite the fact that he was probably hovering over Snake Way by now.
"I want that million quickly, so lets go Kakarot"
"My name is Goku", Goku finally said.
"We don't have time for this Kakarot"
"My name is Goku!", he said a little louder.
"Kakarot, hurry up!"
"Ka.."
"Kakarot, that's not in the script"
"Me.."
"Kakarot, I wouldn't do that!"
"Ha.."
"Stop it!"
"Me.."
"I don't even know that mo-"
"HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Goku then breathes in deeply, looking at the know charred form of Vegeta.
"Why are you so cranky dad", asks Gohan.
"I didn't eat breakfast", he replies while rubbing his neck with a big smile on his face.
*Gohan, Goten, and Trunks sweatdrop*
"So..want to get some bagels?"
Everyone:Okay!
*All walk away leaving charred form of Vegeta behind*
----------------------THE END!?-----------------------
NOTE TO READER:WHEN VEGETA AWOKE, HE MANIACALLY STOLE THE MILLION DOLLARS, AND KNOW LIVES IN A MANSION BY HIMSELF, SPENDING WEEKS IN THE GRAVITY ROOM, AND ONLY COMING OUT TO READ AND PRACTICE HIS BALLET.(WOOPS, TOO MUCH INFORMATION, HUH?o_O)
