Now this is a story about the Son family
who had a good position in their family tree
until the day when Gohan got a college degree
which made Goku jealous, so he kicked him in the knee
so he ran away and dumped Videl for a girl named Lori
and soon she only talked about this guy named Tori
so Gohan then snapped and blew her head off in glory
which isn't that important to the story...

So clearly that day inside the Capsule Corp.
Jessie and James were busy calling Ash a twerp
so then Trunks got real angry,but let out a big burp
which awakened Majin Buu who had hired a clerk
to show him how to sew a coat back up to good as new
so everyone stared an asked the clerk"Huh,who are you?"
Which made him angry, for you could not see through
the smudge on the name-tag that clearly said "Hugh"

And while Vegeta was then training hard
inside a giant tub of lard
which was conveniently located in the yard
of a strange skinny officer who had been told to guard
a series of gangsters, and these robbers on the go
who were all being lead by doctor Gero!
(This is a strange story![Which you already know])
But when strange in DBZ, you can never say no..

While the Ginyu Force an Freiza tried to get a tan
they heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
who had gotten hit by Goten who was following the plan
to wipe out everyone within his arm-span
So when Captain Ginyu wanted to stop this villain
he was bombarded with E-mails from a man named Dylan
Who was under control by the warmonger Krillin
while looking for a way to keep from having a fillin'..

So the enraged Son Goku, a moldy trained Vegeta,
an angered Gohan, who had once been a leada'
to millions of smart ones, like Jimmy and Peter
and Susan an FREIZA(?) and bookworm (A reader)
All went to the fanfic studio which smelled like skunk
and bypassed the nuns, the hermits and the monks
and the beaten Cell and Brolli, they concluded thunk
that THE WRITER OF THIS FANFIC IS DEFINITELY DRUNK!!