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Cat here, about to interview some of the famous Z warriors! Here's another interview by Rajha - "An Unusual Interview"
First: Goku Cat~ I'm here for an exclusive interview with the famous hero Goku! Now Son Goku, how do you feel about that fat runt Yajarobi always getting the credit? Goku~ Hey little kitty, what are you doing here? Were you sent to give me some more senzu beans? Cat~ No no, you have me confused with another cat. Now please answer the question. Goku~ Are you sure? You look like my friend, only with eyes. Cat~ Yes I'm sure! Now, please Son Goku, answer the question. Goku~ Uhh, what was it again? Cat~ I asked how you and the others feel about Yajarobi always getting the credit when you save Earth from some evil force. Goku~ Ohhh, well I don't really mind, Chi-Chi says as long as we know who really did it, it doesn't matter who gets the credit. Cat~ You don't mind him getting the credit? And all the food and money too? Goku~ Food? Wait a minute!*Goku takes off, almost Super Sayjin, leaving reporter Cat in the dust* Cat~ Well there you have it, obviously Yajarobi better watch out. Now I better hurry to cover the battle, don't want to miss this!
Next: Vegeta Cat~ Now Mr. Vegeta, what do you see in Bulma? Seems odd that the prince of the saiyjins would marry such a whiny teenage girl? Vegeta~ Because her father owns Capsule Corps. Cat~ Ah, for the money? Vegeta~ Oh course, how else could I stand being around her that long? Cat~ Good point. Vegeta~ Anyway, I have to stay with her for now so Trunks can use a time machine to come back, not that I couldn't handle Freeza and his dad without him. Cat~ Of course, I know that. Vegeta~ You don't believe me, do you?! Cat~ Yes! I do! Now please stop charging up! Vegeta~ Alright, just this once. Cat~ Thank you! I promise next weeks top 10 list will be dedicated to you, and say good things! Vegeta~ You better, or...... Cat~ Yes yes, I will, you'll be even more famous, now goodbye! *Races off*
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