(Note from Chip: Okay, anyone who knows the original song knows that it's eleven minutes long and nothing but talking. That block down there is justified. I've split it the best I can, at the 'chorus'.)
Dragon World (parody of Albuquerque)
Written by Cat and Wendy, sung by Cat and Wendy
Way back when we were just weak little humans living in a town way out in the middle of nowhere half a block from the middle of hickville&ldots;you know the place&ldots;Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was juuuust peachy &ldots;except of course for the undeniable fact that every single morning absolutely nothing would ever happen. Aaaaargh! Absolutely nothing, every single morning. It was driving us crazy! And we'd ask each other, "Hey, what's up with nothing ever happening?". And we'd stare at each other for hours and try to rack our brains. And, we'd come up with one conclusion, and that was, "It's BORING HERE!". So we'd plop down in front of the TV and watch Dragon Ball Z until the episodes started to grow old. That's when we swore we'd escape this place and travel to the magical far off earth where the sun is always shining and dangers in the air and where the tails are o so fluffy, and where the Z gang and the aliens would fight each other all day long and, they'd be glad to have two female warriors. Kame Hame Kame—Eah And We'll tell you humans it wasn't long before our dream came true. Because the very next day a local radio station was holding a contest to see who could correctly guess how many pounds of chocolate Fat Buu consumed. We were off by a few but, we still won the grand prize. That's right, a first class, one way ticket to&ldots;&ldots;..Draaaagon World, Draaaagon World.
Oh Yeah. We'd never been sent to another dimension before but, we'll tell you it was really great, except for this really low ki person who kept bugging us and this little kid behind us kept peeing everywhere. The oni ran out of raman noodles and catnip sake halfway through the trip. The in-flight movie was the edited "Dead Zone" with Garlic Jr. and; oh yeah, this lady turned into a giant snake and ate our group. And everybody DIED! Except for us. You know why&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;.'Cause we used a Final Flash and a couple of Makankousappous&ldots;&ldots;'Cause we used a Final Flash and a couple of Makankousappous&ldots;.'Cause we used a Final Flash and a couple of Makankousappous&ldots;.'Cause we used a Final Flash and a couple of Makankousappous! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(maniacal laughter) So we flew away from the twisted exploding snake, and flew along Snake Way for three whole days. Dragging along our action figures, our CD's, our translated manga, our fanart, and our lucky lucky stuffed Vegeta and Trunks dolls. And finally, we arrived at the world famous Tenkaichi Budokai. Where the tails are o so fluffy and you can beat up on the big tuff guy if you want&ldots;.It's ok their really weak. Well, we checked in the tournament and put on our gi's and got ready to fight&ldots;&ldots;.and, we were about to finish off this guy so very very painfully, when suddenly there is a new challenger. Now who could that be? We say, "Who is it?", he's got a mask on. "Who is it?", he still has his mask on. "WHO IS IT!?", he still won't take off the mask. So we go over and rip off the mask and just as we suspected it's two little boys with funny looking hair grinning down at us. Oooohhhhhh. We hate it when we're right. So anyway, they tackle us and grab our lucky dolls and we said, "Hey, you can't have those! Those dolls have been like dolls to us!", and they're like, "Tough!", and we're like, "Give 'em!", and they're like, "Make us!", and we're like, "'Kay!". So Cat tackled Goten and Wendy tackled Trunks. Cat gave him a black eye and Wendy punched him in the stomach, and Goten did a 'pat-pat' and Trunks did 'I moon you'. Yes indeed, you better believe it. And somehow in the middle of it all Bulma and Chi-Chi found us and a few seconds later we heard familiar screeching, and you know what they said?&ldots;&ldots; "You kids better get on home and go right up to your rooms, and if you don't you won't get any dinner." "You kids better get on home and go right up to your rooms, and if you don't you won't get any dinner." "You kids better get on home and go right up to your rooms, and if you don't you won't get any dinner."
In Draaaagon World&ldots;&ldots;In Draaaagon World&ldots;..and to make a long story short they got away with our dolls. And we swore right then and there that we would not sleep for an instant until those dolls were ours again. But, first we decided to buy some doughnuts. So we took off and flew down the block and went into the doughnut shop and went up to Yajiarobe who was behind the counter and he said, "Yeah, what do you want?" and we said, "You got any glazed doughnuts?", and he said, "Nauugh, we're out of glazed doughnuts.", and we said, "You got any jelly-filled doughnuts?", and he said, "Nauugh, we're out of jelly-filled doughnuts.", and we said, "You got any chocolate cream filled doughnuts?", and he said, "Nauugh, we're out of chocolate cream filled doughnuts.", and we said, "You got any cinnamon rolls?", and he said, "Nauugh, we're out of cinnamon rolls.", and we said, "You got any catnip sake?", and he said, "Nauugh, we're out of catnip sake.", and we said, "You got any senzu beans?", and he said, "Wait, I'll go check&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;..Nauugh, we're out of senzu beans!", and we said, "Well in that case, in that case, what do you have?", and he said, "Well, right now I have absolutely nothing.", and we said, "You ate 'em ALL!!!!". So we punched him in the gut and walked outside and we were looking for somebody to kill. Oh man, we were just nuts. We were ready to tear someone apart. And, at that time a little ditty started going through our heads and it went something like this&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;. "Aaaaargh, that stupid Yajiarobe eating all the doughnuts! Somebody's gonna pay! That stupid stupid Yajiarobe!". And, we walked, we walked out into the street with our ki's sky rocketing and we were sure our hair was turning gold and our eyes a viscous green. And as luck would have it we ran into the man of our dreams. His name was Miria Trunks, he was a tall man with purple hair, a big sword, and orange boots, and we'll never forget the first thing he said to us, "Hey, you two look hungry.". That's when we knew it was true love. We were inseparable after that. We ate together, we trained together, and we even shared the same senzu beans. The world was our dragon ball. So he married us and we got us a capsule house and each of us had a child. Vegeta Jr. and Wonder Bra. We were so very very happy together. Then one night Trunks said to us, "We need to go to the future.", and we said, "Yaaaaaaaaaay, let's get into that time machine and snuggle party all the way back.". So we went to the future, and kicked some android butt. And that's the way things go in&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;
Draaaagon World&ldots;&ldots;.Draaaagon World&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;Anyway, things really started looking up for us then. And we finally achieved our life long dream. That's right, Wendy and Cat learned to fuse. We were heroes when we put our fist through that androids face. Yeah, everybody was pretty proud of us after that. Yeah, we had quite an attitude. Yeah, like one time we were in the parking lot trying to make the vest more descent. When we seen this guy Yamcha trying to carry a sofa up the stairs by himself, and we said to him, "Would you like us to help you with that?", and Yamcha he just rolls his eyes and goes, "Nauugh, I want you to burn off my arms and legs with a ki blast!"&ldots;&ldots;..So we did&ldots;&ldots;.Then he gets all indigent on us, "Hey girls, I was just being sarcastic." Well, that's just great&ldots;How were we supposed to know. We're not telepathic like King Kai. But, besides he's got a really cute nickname now 'torso-boy'. So what's he complaining about. That reminds us of another amusing anticdote. This guy comes up to us and says he hasn't had a bite in three days. We knew what he meant, but just to be funny we took a big bite out of his jugular vain. He's yelling and screaming and bleeding all over. "Aaaahhhhh! Aaaahhhh!" Completely missing the irony of the situation. Some people just can't take a joke. Anyway&ldots;uh&ldots;.where were we&ldots;Sorta lost our train of thought&ldots;.Oh Yeah&ldots;.Well, we kinda know this is a roundabout way of saying this, but we guess the whole point we're trying to make is&ldots;.WE&ldots;..LOVE&ldots;&ldots;.DBZ. That's all we're trying to say, and should one day you should wake up to find yourself in the middle of hickville filled with loathing and self doubt, and racked with the pain of knowing your pitiful power level. At least you can take comfort in knowing somewhere out there in this crazy mixed up universe of ours there's still a little place called &ldots;&ldots;..Draaaagon World&ldots;&ldots;..Draaaagon World&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;
Dragon World&ldots; Dragon World&ldots; Dragon World&ldots; Dragon World&ldots; Dragon World&ldots; Dragon World&ldots; Dragon World&ldots; Dragon World&ldots; Dragon World&ldots;&ldots;We say 'D' 'D', 'R' 'R', 'A' 'A', 'G' 'G', 'O' 'O', 'N' 'N'&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;.World&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, &ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;. Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagooooooooooooooooon Woooooooooorlllllllllllllllldddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.
