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I receive a lot of submissions
for Top Ten, but not all of them make it to the front page. Some are
only about three or five long, and I eventually use them as
sugesstions. Some are pure gems that just don't make it, and so they
have been added to the bottom of the page.
What Are The DBZ Characters
Hoping For On Christmas?
10. Goku: "I want... Food!
Can I have food, ChiChi?"
9. ChiChi: "A warm home and
lots of food for every child... so they can study."
8. Trunks: "Nothing. I've
already got what I want."
7. Gohan: "Study materials
for Pan... what? What's my Mom got to do with this?"
6. Krillin: "A nose."
5. Goten: "I'll have
whatever Trunks is having."
4. Videl: "A new house. Have
you ever tried living next to ChiChi?"
3. Mr Popo: "I want my Kami back!"
2. Piccolo: "Bah, humbug. I
dont celebrate Christmas."
1. Vegeta: "World Peace and
Good Will to All Men........ Bwah ha ha! Yeah right. How about a
Gravity Machine upgrade?"
Top Ten
Similarities Between DBZ and Pokémon
10. The lead character is a simpleton
9. Chiout-zu - Small, with red
cheeks; Pikachu - Small, with red cheeks
8. The throwing of small balls
which let out a burst of light
7. Thirty-odd movies each, all
with predictable plots
6. Loud yelling is a requirement
for attacks
5. The number of Pokémon
and the height of powerlevels are both becoming ridiculously high
(351, 45 million)
4. More seasons than people are
bothered to watch (SM too!)
3. It's all about the
over-dramatic, extra-lengthy battle scenes with the bad music
2. None of the characters ever
change their clothes
1. Parental horror, confusion and
empty wallets
Top Ten Reasons Why Vegeta is
Better than Goku ~ by Chipolata and DarkRain
1. Trunks had to get it all from somewhere..
2. Vegeta isn't so obsessed with
food that he named his son after his favorite dish (Gohan...)
3. Vegeta kicks butt. Goku had to
go to Anatomy 101 first.
4. Vegeta can wear spandex and
get away with it
5. The cat hasn't died of
starvation at Vegeta's house
6. Vegeta doesn't need to learn
names. 'Woman', 'Brat', and 'Namek' all work well.
7. Vegeta's only been dead for a
total of three hours. Goku's clocked up about eight years.
8. Table manners, 'nuff said.
9. Polite? Princes don't need to
be polite. Especially if they're as feared thoughout the galaxy as
Vegeta is.
10. Because he says so!
Top Ten Reasons Why Goku is
Better than Vegeta by Chipolata
1. Gohan had to get it all from somewhere...
2. He'd be a great Dad - insists
you stop that homework right now and go outside and play
3. Goku has beat Vegeta to every
Super-Saiyan level.
4. Goku's not a child basher
5. Goku's taller
6. Goku can see all that
violence, know he's the cause of all those deaths and still keep a
happy face.
7. Goku cares.
8. Who needs brains to kick butt?
9. Goku isn't so twisted that
named his children after underwear.
10. Would Vegeta get training
from King Kai? His pride would get in the way of the first task.
Top Ten Techniques Piccolo
Used to Get Gohan Out of Bed During Training by Chip
1. Alarm clock.
2. Hop in with him. Mrs Tenriyo
proved this works.
3. Dump a bucket of cold water on him
4. Grab him by the ankles and
drag him out
5. Overturn the bed so he can't
get in again
6. Say "Aww, poor baby, all
worn out. Keep sleeping." *smooch*!
7. Leftovers
8. Watch him, his face really
really close to Gohan's.
9. Old, recently used tennis shoes.
10. Sing
Top Ten Things Chibi Trunks
Learned His First Day of School by Nancy/Annie Mayhem
10. Students are only allowed
through the lunch line ONCE.
9. Claiming "diplomatic
immunity" doesn't work on the principal.
8. Classmates like to tell you
their dad can beat up your dad, no
matter HOW many blood
vessels you burst laughing.
7. Parents care about grades,
even if your family's so wealthy
you'll never have to work
if you don't want to.
6. People won't believe you when
you tell them you've seen the
dragon / met Kami / been
in space / saved the world / etc.
5. Most humans don't have purple hair.
4. ...or ki
3. ...or other special powers.
2. A name like "Trunks
Briefs" will bring out all the bullies!
1. ... but they'll leave you
alone once you vaporize one of them
What the DBZ Characters Will
Be Dressing As For
Halloween by Annie Mayhem
10. 18 Wheeler
9. Wrestling Trunks
8. Count Gokula
7. Videl Castro
6. La Femme Vegeta
5. The Vampuar Lestat
4. Gohan Solo
3. Oolong John Silver ("Ahoy,
matey, there be panties ahead!")
2. Chi-Chi Marin
1. notorious rapper P. Dende!
Funimation's Top Ten WORST
Lines!!! by Sailor Celestial
10. "Bro." -Krillin and
Gohan in the Garlic Jr. Saga.
9. "Mondo Cool!!!" -Krillin.
8. "I don't think your mom
gave him enough spankings when he was a kid." -Piccolo, the
fight with Radditz.
7. "Yeah, he never even took
me to a ball-game!!!" -Goku, the fight with Radditz.
6. "My name's Recoom, it
rhymes with doom, and you'll be hurting all-too-soon!!!"
-Recoom, fighting with (And kicking his butt,) Vegeta.
5. "Now I lay me down to
sleep..." -Krillin, hiding from Dodoria.
4. "Sleep well, my little
friend." -Piccolo, on the FIRST NIGHT of Gohan's TRAINING!!!
3. "Would you like me to
perform the dance of joy?" -Ginyu, after Freiza states how happy
he is to have the Dragon Balls.
2. "Having...these
balls...makes me want to...caress them..." -Freiza, who was
already humiliated with an old woman's voice.
1. "YES YES YES!!! I CAN DO
THIS!!!!! OH YEAH!!!!!!!" -Piccolo, having just fused with Nail
Top Ten Worst DBZ Web-Site
Names by Sailor Celestial
10. You Can't Believe It's Not Burter!
9. Say Jheese!
8. Go Gohan
7. "Eh, what's up, doc?"
A Goku Shrine
6. The Vegetable Market
5. King Kai's Kiddin' Kasa (Casa
means house)
4. Ginyu's Stylin' Pad
3. Popolo Shrine!!!
2. Chi-chi Shaka Boom-boom!!!
1. Kami's Lovers.com!!!
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