Kentucky "FRIED" Chicken

Saturday, November 6th, 1999

Remember back in the good ol' days when "KFC" was "Kentucky Fried Chicken"? Well you 
know what? It still is in the States.

Then why, oh why the change? I dunno b'ye, lotsa reasons I suppose. Maybe 'cause us 
red-blooded puck-slappin' Canadians are tired of seeing Yankee businesses popping up 
from sea to shining sea. See, all that there "Kentucky" word did was advertise the 
chicken's American status. American poultry is some bad chicken. Mess you up.

See, so by getting rid of the word Kentucky, it don't sound American anymore. Funny 
how a single noun could have so much power. Finally, they use that little maple leaf 
at the end as kind of a marketing weapon. Makes ya wonder, doesn't it? I think our 
pal the Colonol is taking notes from Preston Manning. See, when I use Preston's 
method of thinking, I can't say companies shouldn't stick maple leafs all over their 
logos. If I do...? I'm "Un-Canadian".

So from now on, if you're north of the border, you'll never ONCE hear the words 
"Kentucky Fried Chicken" so much as whispered in the brease. Woopty-freakin'doo. 
They can call themselves the one-eyed oogly boogly monster for all I care, I still 
know they're American.

They shoulda kept the name Kentucky Fried Chicken and left it at that, cause this 
whole situation sounds pretty fried if you ask me.