Honor. Courage. Dignity.
Words not often associated with presidents in the late twentieth century.
Out of the mists of uncertainty comes a candidate unlike any and all others.
A candidate undeniably qualified for president. A candidate unmarred by the
chains of scandalous activities. A candidate the people can believe in.
He inspires us. He makes us cry. He gives up hope. He instills a sense of
great loyalty in thosearound him. He brings out the best in people. A hard worker,
a dedicated and caring father, lord of the Sith and right hand to
the Galactic Emperor, he is Darth Vader!
