~~*Inside the Sick, Sad World of Nick Carter*~~
Ooohhhh...that Nicky Carter is a real dreamboat, isn't he? Note the sarcasm
Dammit! There is another one!!! Mr. and Mrs. Carter should be forbidden to procreate...
This is an a Nick Carter humor site. I am a Backstreet Boys fan. I love those guys, but I do not like Nick Carter for many reasons that I am not going to get into now.
If you think that you will one day marry Nick, practice writing Mrs. Nick Carter all over the place, have your and Nick's children's names picked out, or do not have a sense of humor, then you will be offended by almost everything on this page and I will be known as that rude bitch. However, Nick has said that he treats others the way he wants to be treated so, in a way, he is asking for this
You will feel the wrath of Nick's scary dogs if you don't sign the Guestbook!!!
OR...even worse...Little Boy Carter will come after you...do you really want that? I didn't think so. So please sign my guestbook! I appreciate it!
Did I updatesince you were here last? Well find out.
Remember, you have been warned. If you don't like anything on this site, that is ok. You don't have to be here. But,I am not gonna tell you to leave. Just remember, all this is for humor...and it is also my opinion. Some people don't like Britney Spears (actually most don't, but you get the idea), some people don't like Howie, some people don't like 'NSync. Well, I don't like Nick and I am entitled to my opinion. But if you want to send hatemail, I will read it and then it will be given the proper attention.
That's right...it's going right in the trash. Unless of course I particularly like yours. Then I might put it up here for everyone to see.
Stupid Nick Quote of the Week : June 29
"I CAN'T!!! THIS IS TOO HARD!!"
Nick says when trying to tie his shoes...
Nick has redeemed himself slightly...I know, I know...impossible,you say, but no, it isn't. In my eyes he is still a jerk, but I guess he has moved up a little.Click here to find out how
Before you get all mad; I DID NOT MAKE THIS! Someone else did and I just thought it was funny. So don't send me hatemail. If you are still confused with the concept of HUMOR pleaseclick here and read my disclaimer
I know I haven't updated in awhile and I am real sorry! I have just been backed up with A LOT of crap. If you are interested in helping me out, just email me. I would really appreciate it!
You have been warned...
Why I hate Nick Carter
Nick's Real Bio
If Nick had his way on Millenium
Did he actually say that?
Songs...MY WAY! (aka...parodies)
Top Ten Lists
My Interview with Nick
My Thoughts on Nick's Yahoo Chat
Stuff I Support
Nick's girlfriend???
My Thoughts on Millenium
Nick's Daily Schedule
A Bedtime Prayer
Pictures Worth A Thousand Words
Jane Carter????? HAHAHAHA!
The Jerry Springer Show
HATEMAIL!!!
A response to that hatemail that everyone should read
Learn about ME! You know you want to..
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