Song Parodies

Uh...I don't think these are the words to our songs...

Is he always this stupid?


D's Spanish Eyes : Nick and Howie's "Coming Out" Song

Here we are, in the arms of one another
and yet we still won't tell the others
Knowing that they'll think it's wrong,
But I know it's right
For us every night
When I look into D's Spanish eyes
I know the reason why I am alive
And the world is so beautiful tonight

Chorus


It's a place I'm glad I've been
And it goes deep within
And it's telling me that you're about to give me first prize
Knowing all I have to do
Is climb into bed with you
Everytime I want to look into D's Spanish eyes

Let us be, if for nothing more but lovers
Who believe that it shouldn't just be under the covers
How can we be in the dark, and not yet out?
When I just want to shout
When I look into D's Spanish eyes
I know the reason why I am alive
And he looks so beautiful tonight

Chorus

I loved him from a distance, thought he'd never sleep with me
I never knew how great he'd be
When I look into D's Spanish eyes
And that bed is looking really good tonight

Chorus


Don't want You Fat
This was sent to me by Nicky at Stuff Like That. Thanks a lot!
Note:I do NOT think that Nick Carter is fat...this is just a funny song!

It hit you faster than a Mac Attack!
I saw your picture and yelled,"It's Fat Frack, alright!"
Now you are more than just a pretty face
Check out that big ass, I'm still amazed
You should know that you will be,
The Backstreet Boy with no sexuality
And then you're done and over with
I don't want you fat

Chorus
Don't want you fat,
Put down that cookie nice and slow
How much do you weight?
Don't want you fat
Forgive my honesty,but you're a wide load
I don't want you fat

You started eating everything in site,
I miss the days when your ass was really tight
You are always saying that it's baby fat
But you've got boobs, Nicky, what's up with that?

Repeat Chorus

Nick, don't bother telling me your reasons why
Just listen to my story and drop that french fry
Don't want you fat, that's all I know
How much do you weigh?
Don't want you fat
You know you're a wide load


As Long as You Dye Me
This was sent to me by Stacey at Kevin and those other dudes. Thanks a lot

Although my blonde hair has always been a friend of mine
I'm leaving my locks in your hands
People say I'm crazy and that I am blind
Risking my hair in your hands
And how you've got me blonde is still a mystery
I can't get it out of my hair
Don't care who you've messed up in your history
As long as you dye my hair

I don't care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you dye me
Who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you dye me

Every little color you have dripped and dyed
Feels like its deep in my scalp
Doesn't really matter if its really fried
As long as you color me

I don't care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you dye me
Who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you dye me

I've tried to hide it so no one knows
But I guess it shows
When you look close at my roots
Who you've dyed and where you're coming from
I don't care
As long as you dye me

I don't care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you dye me
Who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you dye me


Ok, so I don't have many parodies yet...but I am working on them. If you have any and want me to put them up, just email me and I will give you full credit.

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