"Now I lay me down to sleep...I pray the Lord my soul to keep..."
Dear Lord, thank you for blessing me for such a hot lookin face...Every time look in a mirror, I know that I am one of Your FINER people. We both know it's true...now all I ask is that the whole WORLD know it...what am I talking about? They already do! You have seen how they chase me! They love me! Well that's taken care of...onto the next request...
Dear Lord, I was wondering if maybe you could kill Justin Timberlake...I know you usually don't do stuff like that...but I would really like it if you could. He is trying to take all my attention. It's really starting to get annoying. Oh, while we are on the subject, could I have a better body? I know what you are thinking..."Nick you are perfect in every way". But I figure tight abs never hurt no one...then I can be just as great as Justin...I hate that bastard.
Dear Lord, while we are on the killing requests...could we maybe get Leighanne too? She is a slut; no one will miss her...maybe Brian will, but I will console him...my boobs are almost as big as hers.
Hmmm...oh yeah...I have some issues with Kevin. I never thought I would have to ask this but...well, he is getting all pissy cause I sing a lot. I try to tell him that I am the best, but he just doesn't get it. He says I am coming off as a conceited ass. Whatever. Anyway, lately he has been getting more solos...don't ask me how it happened...anyway, could you maybe give him some voice problem...or just help him realize how great I really am...that would really help me out a lot!!!
Please bless Brian and Howie, my bestest friends in the whole wide world. Without them, I don't know where I would be. Oh yeah...could you maybe help Howie with the wink. Not everyone can be as beautiful as me, but that wink is real ANNOYING! Brian is perfect in every way...You don't have to touch him...that's my job...bringing me to my next point...GET RID OF LEIGHANNE! Oh silly me! I already said that!
Ok, Lord, these twelve year old freaks HAVE GOT TO GO!!!! When can I get some real action???? I don't want these little girls??? Was that your idea of a JOKE???
Finally, I would ask for Your assistance on my beanie baby collection. I am falling behind. Oh, and maybe You could help the makers of TY to realize that the BSB should have their own line of beanie babies!!!!
Thank you dear Lord. I know that these requests aren't too bad. Their isn't THAT many. I will think of more for tomorrow! Thank you for your time. Amen.
For some reason I have a feeling I should put this here...THIS IS IN NO WAY TRUE!!! IF ANY OF THIS STUFF THAT NICK "PRAYS" FOR HAPPENS, IT IS NOT MY DOING!!!! OK????? THIS IS JUST FOR HUMOR PURPOSES!!!
Thank you.