If people from Poland are called "Poles,"
why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?
"When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If love is blind, why are lingerie and speedos so popular?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts,"
and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
It's just stale bread to begin with.
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia,
would you get a Philips Screwdriver?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergypeople defrocked, doesn't
it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians
denoted, models deposed, tree surgeons
debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are over 1 billion
stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell
you that a wall has wet paint you will have to touch
it to be sure?
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