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When You Meet Gay and Lesbian People: Hints for the Heterosexual

1. Do not run screaming from the room. This is rude.

2. If you must back away, do so slowly and with discretion.

3. Do not assume they are attracted to you.

4. Do not assume they are not attracted to you.

5. Do not expect them to be as excited about meeting a heterosexual as you may be about meeting a gay person.

6. Do not immediately start talking about your boy/girlfriend or husband/wife in order to make it clear that you are straight.

7. Do not ask them how they got this way. Instead, ask yourself how you got the way you are.

8. Do not assume they are dying to talk about being gay.

9. Do not expect them to refrain from talking about being gay.

10. Do not trivialize their experience by assuming it is a bedroom issue only. They are gay 24 hours a day.

  
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Why men are the way they are:
  • Why did God put men on earth?
    Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

  • Why don't women have men's brains?
    Because they don't have penises to keep them in.

  • Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
    Because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock.

  • Why do men masturbate?
    It's sex with someone they love.

  • Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
    So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

  • Why did God make man before woman?
    You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

  • Why is a man's pee yellow and their sperm is white ?
    So they can tell if they're coming or going.

  • How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
    Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.

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