Why men are the way they are:
- Why did God put men on earth?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
- Why don't women have men's brains?
Because they don't have penises to keep them in.
- Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock.
- Why do men masturbate?
It's sex with someone they love.
- Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
- Why did God make man before woman?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
- Why is a man's pee yellow and their sperm is white ?
So they can tell if they're coming or going.
- How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.
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