FUN FUN FUN
What can these two Ex Nottingam Forest Chums being say aboutCRAIG BOARDMAN ?
Who is the most convincing Craig Boardman Lookalike?
The good
(Doppleganders i.e Rod Hull & Carmilla Parker Bowles)
1) The Comedian(really) ..Jack Dee
2) The Guy who playes Steve Mc Donald off Coronation Street
3) The new John Smith " smooth" cardboard cutout man
4)Ex Rangers ,Everton and Newcastle United and current Everton Striker Duncan Ferguson
5)Edward ..Judd
6)Marcus.......... Stewart
7)Thomas....... Helveg
8)Lee Bradley (Ossett Albion)
9) Fredrik................ LJUNGBERG
The Bad
(The plausable ie.The incredible hulk and a seasick Carol Smillie)
1)Nigel Clough
2)Roy Keane
3)Teddy Sheringham
4)Frank Sidebottom
5)Mark e smith
6)Johnnie Vaughan
7)Michael Owen
8)Zinedane Zidane
The Ugly
(No!)
1) Peter Beardsley
Other lookalikes in Soccer and behond
Peter Schmichael ........... Shaggy
Paul Scholes............ Butch Dingle
"Durch Mitleid Wissen"
!)Mad Grain Cobra
Why not join in the fun making anagrams out of "Craig Boardman" ,Yes it's certainly more fun than David Mellor or James More-Molyneux
Part-time Pundit Chris Kamara was having a drink with his then Bradford chairman in The O'Donoghue's bar in Wakefield ,West Yorks England.
Shearer panic
Alan Shearer in the Sun Yearly soccer quote handbook 95,remarked that his least favourite away tie would be Scarborough away,Boardman
was playing in thier defence ,Shame the two players did not meet then at thier peaks
K.K KLANNED
Carlsberg: Good advice. A big question for you now Kevin, from Craig Boardman in Barnsley. Do you plan
to release any more singles in the near future?
Kevin: Due to the tremendous success of my last recording, I have decided to go into films, a decision
that will infuriate most of my fans... :-), but will be a great relief to Cliff Richard!
From
http://www.carlsberg.co.uk/events/interview/interview_transcript_kev.htm
2) Iian Dowie
3)Sally Gunall
4)Martin Keown
5)Phil Neville
6)Ron Sexsmith
7)Jimmie Crankie
8)Tony Adams
Denis Irwin ........... John Parrott
John Gregory ........... Uri Gellor
Ian Wright........ Luis Boa Morte
Karol Poborsky.......... Sally Gunnell
Ruud Gullitt ......... Slash
Danny LaRue .... Tony Curtis
Juninho............. Frankie Dettori
Alex Ferguson......... Taggart (The Dead One)
Gordon Stracchan ..........Norman Collier
The Incredible Hulk... A seasick Carol Smillie
Jaap Stam ............ Michael Boltin
Tony Adams..................... Jimmy Nail
Dan Petrescu ............. Agent Fox Mulder
Dennis Wise ......... Karl whatshitsface (brush strokes)
Robert Molenaar....Andy Gray (Sky Tv Pundit)
Arsene Wenger ........................... Andrew Eldritch
Tim Sherwood..... Paul Merton
David Ellary ...Mr Burns
Martin O'Neil ....Terry Jones
Brian McClair .....Rob Jones (Channel 5 Weather)
Teddy Sheringham...........Nick Faldo
Paul Gascoinge .... Geoff Hughes (Eddie Yates & The voice of Paul McCartney)
Title Condencers
J)Coin brag dram
£)A bad roman cig
p)Crain bog drama
r)Boa Ram Cad Ring
g)Brain Coma DragSTRANGE BUT TRUE
KAMARA CAUGHT OFF-SIDE
Boardman was in with future wife and life time sweetheart Julie "R-DU" Holmes.
Julie asked Mr Kamara if he would give Craig a trial ,He replied i would n't mind giving you her trial instead.
Much to the amusement of his chairman at the time.
Craig to his credit did not take the matter further,