Well i never...........


Watching Manchester City is the best laxative you can take -
Caretaker boss Phil Neal, 19(whenever)

If he's not interfering with play, whats he doing on the field?
Brian Clough

He's come here from Japan and he's telling English people
how to organise our football. He should keep his mouth firmly
shut - Alex Ferguson on Arsene Wenger

Right now if I robbed a bank I'd get mugged on the way out -
Manchester City's Brian Horton, 1994

Six bookings? What do you expect from a referee from Great Bookham?
Dave Bassett on referee Ray Lewis

We pass each other on the A52 going to work most days of the week. But if his car broke down and I saw him thumbing a lift, I wouldn't pick him up - I'd run him over
- Brian Clough on his split with Peter Taylor, 1989