"Shouldn't she have a better reward system? Like a cookie or a toy surprise like at the dentist?"
Wild at Heart "This is sounding wrong before I even finish."
Wild at Heart "TV is a good thing. Bright colors. Music. Tiny little people."
Beer bad "I'm suffering the afterness of a bad night of... badness."
Beer bad "I went to see Xander. Then I saw Parker. Then came-- beer...lots and lots of beer. It's nice, foamy, comforting. It's beer... it sings. like it. want more singing. want more beer."
Beer bad "Boy smell nice."
Beer bad "Interesting lady. Can we kill her?"
Revelations "Thanks, Cordelia. Humiliation is really good for my color."
Homecoming "Giles at 16? Less 'together' guy. More 'bad magic, hates the world, ticking time-bomb' guy."
Band Candy "They never just leave. Always gotta say something."
Band Candy "So I'm treated like the baddie just because he has a sprained wrist and a bloody nose...and I don't have a scratch on me, which granted, hurts my case a little."
Go Fish "Shhhhhh. Hospital Zone. No singing."
Killed by Death
"Spoil my fun."
Phases
"You think he's too old 'cause he's a senior? Please! My boyfriend had a bicentennial!"
Surprise
"I'm rash and impulsive--- It's a flaw."
Lie to Me
"Uh, sorry to interrupt, Willow, but it's the bat signal."
Some Assembly Required
"Sorry I almost got your throat slit, what's the homework?"
When She was Bad
"If the Apocalypse comes, beep me."
Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
"A cranky Slayer is a careless Slayer."
Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
"Now, we can do this the hard way, or...well, actually, there's just the hard way."
Welcome to the Hellmouth
Faith
"I can't believe how much I'm going to kill you."
Revelations
(to Buffy)"You're confused, Twinkie. Vampire + Slayer = Dead Vampire."
Revelations
| "I'm not the dad of her! Buffy's a grown-up." | Beer Bad |
| "Well, excuse me! Mr. I-spent-the-60's-in-an-electric-Kool-Aid-Satan-groove!" | Beer Bad |
| "We should face it, Will. You and I are going to be in neighboring rest homes, while I come over so you can adjust my... well, I can't think of anything that's not really gross. | Homecoming |
| "I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel all immature and stuff, but I've have a ton and I don't feel any diff-- never mind." | Band Candy |
| "Cordy, stay on topic here, honey." | Becoming, pt 2. |
| "On behalf of my gender, hey." | Phases |
| "What's the problem? We send Cordy to fight this guy and we go for pizza!" | Innocence |
| (referring to Giles) "It looks like Mr. Caution Man, but the sound he makes is funny!" | Surprise |
| "It gives me a happy" | Reptile Boy |
| "OK, Once more, with tension." | Lie to Me |
| "This is a question that no one particularly wants to hear, but...where did they put his head?" | Teacher's Pet |
| "It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." | Teacher's Pet |
| "You're certainly a font of nothing." | Welcome to the Hellmouth |
"All Geminis to the Raspberry hats."
Wild at Heart
"How gullible do you think I am?"
Beer Bad
"Kiss Rocks!? Why would anyone want to kiss... oh wait, I get it."
Band Candy
"Ok, this is NOT normal... maybe that goes without saying."
Band Candy
"There's no use arguing with me. Do you see my resolved face?"
Becoming, pt 2.
"My head, it feels big. Is it big?"
Becoming, pt 2.
"Do you want me to go away?"
Phases
"Do you want to make out with me?"
Innocence
"I knew it! I knew it! Well... not in the sense that I had any idea..., but I KNEW there was something I didn't know!"
Innocence
"See! You made him do that thing where he's gone!"
Lie to Me
"Have you ever seen a thumb and gone, 'Wow, that baby is sore!'?"
Lie to Me
"Uh-huh, I don't want to know."
When She was Bad
"Ah, the fumigation party. It's an annual tradition, the closing of the Bronze for a few days to nuke the cochroaches. It's alot of fun. What's it like where you are?"
Angel
"He makes my head go tingly."
The Pack
"He was a curator at a British museum, or the British museum? I'm not sure. But he knows everything and he brought all these historical volumes and biographies and am I the single dullest person alive?"
Welcome to the Hellmouth
"Why is it every time I go somewhere with you, it always ends in
violence and terror?"
Homecoming
"Great! Now, I'm going to be stuck with serious thoughts all day."
Beauty and the Beasts
"I'm bored and he's not here to give me credit for it!"
Band Candy
"Xander, what are you doing? Xander? It's me, Cordelia. I know you can't answer me, but -this is all my fault- You joined the swim team to impress me. You were so courageous, and you looked really good in those speedos. I still care about you no matter what you look like, and we can still date... or not, I mean I can understand if you want to see other fish."
Go Fish
"It doesn't get more romantic than this, so shut up!"
Phases
"I think you splashed on just a little too much of 'Obsession for Dorks'"
Phases
"I just don't see why everyone's always picking on Marie Antoinette. I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good and people just don't appreciate that kind of effort."
Out of mind/Out of sight
"I didn't think yearbook nerds came out of hybernation 'til spring."
Some Assembly Required
"Pick up the phone, call 911. That boy's going to need some serious oxygen after I'm through with him."
Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
"The Bronze. It's the only club worth going to around here. They let anybody in, but it's still the scene. It's in the bad part of town...about half a block from the good part of town. We don't have a whole lot of town here."
Welcome to the Hellmouth
"Oh please. I don't mean to interrupt your downward mobility, but I just wanted to tell you that you won't be meeting Coach Foster, the woman with the chest hair, because gym was cancelled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker."
Welcome to the Hellmouth
"What is your childhood trauma?!?!"
Welcome to the Hellmouth
"Devon dated her for awhile, but she was too flaky for him, which stop and marvel at the concept." (in regards to Harmony)
The Harsh Light of Day
"Laundry day-- kinda came and went."
Wild at heart
"It's always so busy in there." (meaning Willow's head)
Wild at heart
"As Willow goes, so goes my nation."
Homecoming
"That's a sobering mirror to look into."
Band Candy
"Ok, I pretty much missed out on some stuff didn't I? Because this is all making a kind of sense that it's not."
Becoming, pt. 2
"This cheerleading trophy-- it's like it's eyes follow you wherever you go. I like it."
Phases
"Movies are kinda like popcorn-- you forget about them as soon as they're done."
Phases
"They might not look it, but bunnies can really take care of themselves."
Phases
"Hey, did everybody see that guy just turn to dust?"
Surprise
"That pretty much sums it up."
Surprise
"All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?"
What's my line? pt. 2
"That's a tense person."
What's my line? pt. 2
"I'm shot...wow!"
What's my line? pt. 2
"Who is that girl?"
Halloween and Inca Mummy Girl
"I was going through a phase."
Innocence
"Yeah, baby; I'm back."
Innocence
"100 years just hanging out, feeling guilty-- really honed my brooding skills."
Lie to Me
Giles
"We have to find Buffy; something terrible has happened! Just kidding, thought I'd give you a scare."
Homecoming
"I'm sure my books and I are in for a fascinating afternoon."
Phases
"One thing I've learned in my tenure here on the hellmouth is there is no good time to relax."
Surprise
"The good guys are always stalwart and true; the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats."
Lie to Me
"You just run along to class, while I wait for the feeling to return to my arms."
Inca Mummy Girl
"I had very definite plans about my future. I was going to be a fighter pilot. Or possibly a grocer."
Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
"She is the strangest girl."
Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
"This world is older than any of you know. Contrary to popular mythology, it did not begin as a paradise. For untold eons, demons walked the Earth, and made it their home -- their Hell. But in time they lost their purchase on this reality, and the way was made for mortal animals, for Man. All that remains of the Old Ones are vestiges, certain magicks, certain creatures... and vampires."
Welcome to the Hellmouth
"That's the thrill of living on the Hellmouth. There's a virtual cornucopia of fiends and devils and ghould to engage! Pardon me for seeing the glass half full."
Welcome to the Hellmouth
Merrick
| Merrick: "None of the other girls ever gave me this much trouble." | Buffy: "And where are they now? Hello!" |
