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Spike's Musings and Drusilla's Ramblings

This page is dedicated to that devious duo, Spike and Drusilla...
Three cheers for Spike! Now credited as a series regular!

~Spike’s musings~
"School Hard"

"Home sweet Home"

"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was really there that would have been like Woodstock... I went to Woodstock... I fed off a flower person and spent the next six hours watching my hand move in front of my face."

"So who do ya kill for fun around here?"

"You’re that Anointed guy I... I've read about you."

" You've got slayer problems that's a bad piece of luck You know what I've found works real good with Slayers? Killing them"

"Yeah, I did a couple slayers in my time I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag!"

"There was this one slayer, during the boxer rebellion..."

"Yeah, he’s the big noise in these parts--Anointed and all that."

"Now any of you who wants to test who's got the biggest wrinklies around here, step on up. I’ll do your slayer for you but keep your flunkies from trying anything behind my back. Deal?"

"So how about this Slayer? Is she tough?"

"This is the place for us. The hellmouth will restore you, put color in your cheeks metaphorically speaking and in a few weeks time...this town will burn."

"Slayer? Here kitty kitty ....if I find one of your friends first, I'm gonna suck 'em dry. and use their bones to bash in your head. Are you getting a word picture here?"

(To Angel)"In times past, you would have taken her out in a heartbeat; Now look at you. This tortured thing is an act. You're not housebroken are you?"

"Fee Fi Foe Fum I smell the blood of a nice ripe girl."

"The last Slayer I killed, she begged for her life"

"I was rash and if I had to do it all over again...Who am I kidding?? I'd do it exactly the same!... From now on, we are going to have a little less ritual and a lot more fun around here."

"A Slayer with family and friends... THAT wasn't in the brochure."

"Lets go see what's on TV."

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"Halloween"

"Here it comes"

"She's tricky, lady likes to play..."

"Come here, poodle."

"Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet..."

"That's why I've gotta study this Slayer; Once I know here, I can kill her..."

"Come on, Talk to daddy...This thing that makes the Slayer weak, what is it?"

"Nothing happens on Halloween"

"Well, This is just NEAT."

"Do you hear that, my friends? Somewhere out there is the tenderest meat you've ever tasted, and all we have to do is find her first."

"Look at you, shaking, terrified, alone; a lost little lamb. I love it."

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"Lie to Me"

"The Bird's Dead, Dru. You left it in a cage and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, Just like the last one."

"I'm a bad, rude man."

Do I have anyone on watch here? It's called Security, people... or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?"

"I don't go much for tradition."

"I've known you for two minutes and I don't like you already. I don't fancy you livin' forever. Can I eat him now, Love??"

"Remember to share, people."

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"What's my Line?" part 1

"She's the gnat in my ear, the gristle in my teeth; She's the BLOODY THORN IN MY BLOODY SIDE!"

"I need to bring in the BIG guns."

"By George, I think he's got it!"

"The key to your cure, Ducks. The missing Bloody Link..."

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"What's my Line?" part 2

"Talk, and I'll have your guts for garters."

"I'm thinkin' maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know."

"Now all we need is a full moon tonight and he will die, and You will be fully restored, my black goddess."

"You can play, but don't kill him."

"If Dru dies, your little Rebecca of Sunnyhell farms and all her mates are spared her coming out party."

"Too bad, Angelus; Looks like you go the hard way, along with the rest of this miserable town."

"I'll only kill you just this once."

"Sorry, baby. We gotta go. Hope that was enough."

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"Surprise"

"Are you dead-set on this, pet? Wouldn't you rather have your party in Vienna?"

"I've had it with this place. Nothing ever comes off like it's supposed to."

"Sunnydale's cursed for us. Angel and the Slayer see to that!"

"Just a peek, love. They're for the party."

"It was a bad turn, man. She can't have her fun without the box."

"You might give him a chance to find your lost treasure. He IS a wanker, but he's the only one we've got with half a brain. If he fails, you can eat his eyes out of the sockets for all I care."

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"Becoming, Part 2"

"You want to go a round, pet? I'll have a gay time of it."

"I want to save the world... we like to talk big, vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' It's just tough-guy talk. Struttin' around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is: Ilike this world. You've got dog-racing, Manchester United, and you've got people. Billions of people, walking around like happy meals with legs. It's all right here."

"Good-bye Pickadilly, So Long Lester Bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?"

(to Buffy)"What? Your mum doesn't know?"

Joyce: "Have we met?"

Spike: "You hit me with an ax one time."

"You let me and Dru skip town, I help you kill Angel."

"Dru bagged a slayer? She didn't tell me! Eh, good for her!"

"I'll take her out of the country, you'll never hear from us again, I bloody well hope."

Angel: "since when did you become so level-headed?"

Spike: "Since abount the time you became so pig-headed. You have your way with him, you'll never destroy the world and I don't fancy spending the next 6 months trying to get Librarian out of the carpet."

"Drusilla, honey, we ARE finished here."

" I don't want to hurt you, baby. *punches Dru* Doesn't mean I won't."

"Sorry, baby. Wish there was another way."

"He's going to kill her."

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"Lover's Walk"
Please keep in mind that Spike was incredibly drunk during most of this ep.

"Why did you do it, baby? Why did you leave me? We were happy here."

"Yeah, you. You think I'm afraid ofyou? We were happy; you brainwashed her. I could just-- Yeah. I'll show you who's the cool guy. You're going down."

"This is just too much."

"I need a curse... something nasty. Boils! I want to give him boils all over his face."

"Forget the book. I just got a better idea."

"I need to borrow the little girl. You don't mind, do you?"

"A spell for me. You're going to do a spell for me. A love spell. Are you BRAIN-DEAD? I'm going to get what's mine; teach HER to walk out on me."

"What are you staring at? You can do it?? You can make Dru love me again-- make her crawl!"

"She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head, set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared? It was that truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I'd gone soft-- wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. I told her it didn't mean anything; I was thinking of her the whole time, but she didn't care. So, we get to Brazil and she was... she was just different. I gave her everything: beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses-- with beautiful girls in them! But nothing made her happy. And she would FLIRT! I cauhgt her on a park bench, making out with a chaos demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? THey're all slime and antlers... it's disgusting! SHe only did it to hurt me. So, I said, 'I'm not putting up with this anymore,' and she said 'Fine!' and I said 'Yeah, I've got an unlife, you know,' and she said... she said we could STILL BE FRIENDS. I'm so unhappy. I mean, Friends! How could she be so cruel?"

"Well, if at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him and you try again."

"She's out of her mind. That's what I miss most about her."

"Our love was eternal... literally. You got any of those little marshmallows?"

"You're not invited."

"You're a very bad man."

"I do what I please."

"Doesn't work like that, peaches. And when did you become all soul-having again?? I thought you out-grew that. Your friend's going to work a little magic for me. When she does my spell, I'll let them both go."

"My head! I think I'm sobering up. It's horrible. I wish I were dead!"

"We killed a homeless man on this bench, me and Dru. He begged for mercy and you know that only made her bite harder."

"I used to bring her rats with the morning paper."

"You're one to talk! The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave."

"You're not friends; you'll never BE friends! You'll be in love 'til it KILLS you both. You'll fight and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be FRIENDS. Love isn't brains, children; it's blood-- blood screaming inside of you to work its will."

"Now that was fun! Don't tell me that wasn't fun! It's been so long since I had a decent spot of violence. Really puts things in perspective."

"I'm really glad I came here; you know? I've bene all wrong-headed about this; weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back. I've just got to be the man I was-- the man she loved. I'm going to do what I should've done in the first place. I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again!"

"Love's a funny thing."

(Singing) "I plan each charted course

Each little step
Along the HIGHWAY
And more much more than this,
I DID IT MY WAY!!"

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~Drusilla’s Ramblings~

"School Hard"

"Look at all the people, all these nice people..."

"Do you like daisies? I plant them, but they always die... Everything I put into the ground withers and dies..."

"This one has power, I can feel it from the outside"

" I'm a princess."

"I can’t see her--The Slayer-- I can’t see... it's dark where she is. Kill her, kill her Spike. Kill her for me...kill her for princess."

"I miss Prague"

"...the stars will align and smile down on us."

"You see Miss Edith, if you'd been good you could watch with the rest."

"You'll kill her and then we'll have a nice celebration."

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"Halloween"

"Miss Edith needs her tea"

"Everything's switching; outsides to insides... do you love my insides, the parts you can't see?"

"Tomorrow..."

"Someone's come to change it all...someone new."

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"Lie to Me"

"My mummy used to sing me to sleep at night. 'Run and catch, the lamb is caught in the blackberry patch.' She had the sweetest voice. What will your mummy sing when they find your body?"

"My Angel...do you remember the song my mummy used to sing me?"

"My dear boy's gone all away, hasn't he? To her. Your heart stinks of her."

"This is just the Beginning."

"You sing the sweetest little song. Won't you sing for me? Don't you love me anymore?... I'll pout if you don't sing."

"I want a treat. I need a treat."

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"What's My Line?" part 1

"They're coming to my party. Three of them."

"Time is ours."

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"What's My Line?" part 2

"I was dreaming...we were in Paris and you had a branding iron."

"Spike, let me have him, until the moon."

"Bring him to me."

"You've been a very bad daddy."

"...They used to make her face and fingers all red."

"Remember? Little fingers, little hands? DO YOU?"

"They used to eat cake and eggs and honey until you came and ripped their throats out."

"Say 'Uncle', OH! That's right! You killed my uncle."

"It makes pretty colors."

"Sshh... ((rruff)) Bad dog."

"Don't worry, dear heart. I'll see that you get strong again. Like me."

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"Surprise"

"Happy Birthday, Buffy."

"My gatherings are ALWAYS perfect. Remember Spain? *giggle* Spain? The Bulls?"

"Shhh. I've got good games for everyone."

"These flowers... are... wrong; They're ALL WRONG! I CAN'T ABIDE THEM!"

"Can I open one? Can I? Can I?"

"It reeks of death. This will be the best party ever... because it will be the last."

"You lost it? You lost my present??"

"Make a wish...I'm going to blow out the candles."

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""Becoming, part 2"

(hypnotizing Giles) "Is that better? Poor thing. Let's see what's inside. Oh, of course. Look at me. Ooooh. Be in me. Mmm. See with your heart..."

"Sorry, I was in the moment."

"Ooooh. Here he comes."

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