The Last 10 Questions Men and Women Would Ever Ask
The Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?
I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big.
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
The Last 10 Things Any Man Would Ever Say
10. I think The Village People are some cool motherfuckers.
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her tits are just too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.
4. Maybe I could do the dishes tonight.
3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I get to hold your purse.
2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1. I think we're lost, we'd better pull over and ask for directions.
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