Sex VS Chocolate
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You can GET chocolate.
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"If you love me you'll swallow
that" has real meaning with chocolate.
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Chocolate satisfies even when
it has gone soft.
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You can safely have chocolate
while you are driving.
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You can make chocolate last
as long as you want it to.
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You can have chocolate even
in front of your mother.
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If you bite the nuts too hard
the chocolate won't mind.
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Two people of the same sex can
have chocolate without being called nasty names.
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The word "commitment" doesn't
scare off chocolate.
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You can have chocolate on top
of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
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You can ask a stranger for chocolate
without getting your face slapped.
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You don't get hairs in your
mouth with chocolate.
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With chocolate there's no need
to fake it.
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Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
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You can have chocolate at any
time of the month.
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Good chocolate is easy to find.
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You can have as many kinds of
chocolate as you can handle.
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You are never too young or too
old for chocolate.
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When you have chocolate it does
not keep your neighbours awake.
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With chocolate size doesn't
matter.
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